#og brainrotting

[klance-brainrot]

klancing all things end by hozier

tw: angst, mcd, klance on-off relationship

They know they will break up again and then get back together and then break up again because they just don't work together but they can't live without one another.

Their personalities clash too severely for it to work permanently.

"The last time I felt your weight on my chest, you said: we didn't get it right, but love, we did our best"

this is them knowing they are going to break up again soon because they can't be together for more than a month and they both feel the end nearing. This is the calm before the storm, this is the night before another big fight, this is the cuddle before the argument.

"Just knowing that everything will end and we should not change our plan when we begin again"

this is them talking about their next try at a relationship and how, even though it never works, they would never change anything about their fucked up relationship attempts because at least they can be together that way.

"All that we intend is built on sand"

when starting new they both already know it's going to fail again. it's a fragile peace, it's all built on sand, it can be swept away by a single wave.

"If there was anyone to ever get through this life with their heart still intact, they didn't to it right"

this is Lance standing over Keith's grave and thinking about all they could've been and all they could've done together if it had worked. But it didn't work out. They tried so often but it never worked out, but Lance knows he doesn't regret a thing, he would've tried over and over and over again for those moments where it does work.

Until it doesn't.

Since he knows Keith, he knows, he didn't regret a thing either. Keith too would've tried over and over and over again just for those few moments of peace in between.

Their friends and family had tried countless times to tell them that it wouldn't work - it wouldn't work this time and it wouldn't work the next time they tried, but they never listened. For a while they tried to keep their distance from each other, but both of them were doing so bad during it. Lance was barely eating and ended up in the ER. Keith thought he was the only one suffering that badly but once Shiro let it slip that Lance was in the hospital he couldn't do it anymore and he came back. They always came back to each other. They cant live without each other.

"I have never known a silence like the one fallen here, never watched my future darken in a single tear"

this is the first time they broke up. They really thought it would work but their personalities and traumas and behavioral tendencies just work against each other unfortunately. Keith thought it was fixable, he would try everything, but one fight had gone too far and Lance breaks up with him. He sheds one single tear while doing it but remains otherwise neutral and says that it's probably better form him to take some time for himself. Keith is numb from shock and can't really say anthing, nothing that'd help Lance stay. So he watches the single tear fall and he watches him leave. For the first time. He will watch him leave over and over and over again.

"I know we want this to go easy by being someone's fault, but we've come long enough to know this isn't what we want"

this is their 5th breakup. They've done this before. They know how this goes. They get back together, they are good together for a few weeks until everything goes down the drain again. Most of the time there isn't even a trigger really. It's just a few fights too many and a few unfortunate things said that hurt bad. Too bad.

Lance says this when he's about to leave again - they both know it's both of their fault and at the same time it's noones fault.

Because that's who they are.

Keith with his parental trauma and need to distance himself from the ones he loves, and Lance with his fear of abandonment and being the second choice. He grew up in a happy family and can't deal with Keith's traumas forever. He needs to put himself first and he can't do that while being with Keith. But he can't live without him either.

They can't live without each other.

thank you @justdissimp for the beta and @numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit for the encouragement <3

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap doesn't mind it if you gain a few pounds while he's on deployment. In fact, he quite likes it.

Your squishy flesh folding in his hands. The way you effortlessly mold into his touch. And you're just so damn soft and fluffy. He can't get enough.

Don't be surprised if he fucks you more often and a bit harder than usual. Something about the way your ass jiggles when he thrusts himself balls deep just hits different.

You ask if the extra baggage is in any way a deterrent. He waves off your concerns with a smile and an emphatic 'no'.

"Not at all. More cushion for the pushin', bonnie. Why ya think I can't keep my hands off ya?"

[yellowcrowindustry]

Tired of Vecnas bullshit 😪

[imactuallyreallycool]

A YEAR OF POSTING STUFF ON TUMBLR YAYAYAY

[corndog-patrol]

i still get nostalgic for kurofai <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...

I love your dungeon meshi art so so much

CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.

CHILCHUCK!!!

[sammunmakz]

hes got that dog in me !!!?

[postersofleon]

re4 remake leon is so gentle. he has this new found strength so he is very careful around you. he never angrily fucks you or tries to be rough. he just wants to gently kiss you and make you feel his strength in a limit. you need to be very patient with him until he knows how to hold you. but you didn't mind. you like jumping into his arms, he gives you a cute smile and you peck his cheeks.

this man seems so fucking nice. he just holds you, small kisses on your shoulder. he touches to love you. he is a hopeless romantic in a way. he likes how you tease him. he let's you ride him so you controlled the situation. his eyes will always be gentle with you. he has heart eyes everytime you start rambling about things you love and hate

[poughkeepsies]

literally I do not need them to make a big thing of it but god I want a couple moments where they keep the buck and bobby thread from s6 going and show how much losing bobby positively petrifies buck. like he had a panic attack at the thought of bobby dying in a dream he was fully aware wasn't real so severe that he stopped breathing in real life. he woke up terrified that his dream was real and bobby was dead for MONTHS. please please please follow through

[klance-brainrot]

klancing first light by hozier

"You spoke some quick new music that went so far to soothe the soul"

Lance about Keith shortly after they got together. They're laying on Keith's bed together and talking about how long they were pining for each other. Keith admits he's been pining for Lance for over a year at this point because he realized the phenomenon that is Lance McClain once they were on the castle for a few weeks. He was so impressed by that bubble of light in the form of a boy with soft brown skin and brown eyes, who managed to take this light with him wherever he went. Keith, broody mcEmo, never managed that and was so impressed by it. He tells Lance about his impression of him and how quickly he realized he couldn't look away from that light in shape of a boy. Lance, who was chosen by blue but never FELT chosen by blue - or anyone for that matter - starts crying because this is the first time he feels like the first option for someone. He's the first choice and it soothes the part deep inside of his soul that was so scared to end up alone.

"Some part of me must've died the first time you called me baby"

The first time Lance calls Keith "mine", Keith instinctually dislikes it. He's not a thing to be owned, he's not something to be claimed "Lance's", hes not someone's. Because they've been together a while and they can read each other like a book most of the time, Lance realizes he must've said something wrong and files that in his brain under "need to talk about later".

The next evening, when they've returned to Lance's room after dinner, Lance carefully asks what he did wrong. Keith is quick to assure him that he did nothing wrong. After some probing and poking from Lance he admits that he disliked the possessive undertone. Lance realizes how Keith understood it and was quick to clarify: "I didn't mean 'mine' like a possesion. I meant 'mine' like home, like my favorite beach, like cuba. Nothing i own or even can own. You're mine like I care about you and therefore I care for you. Mine in the same way I pick up trash at my favorite beach, in the same way I notice that new shop on my street, mine like belonging to me but never ever mine to keep."

Keith looks at him like a deer in the headlights and, not knowing what to say, suddenly throws his arms around the lanky boy sitting across from him. Surprised by the impact, Lance falls on his back and gets squished between his boyfriend and the pillows.

happy ending they kiss

thank you @justdissimp for the beta and @numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit and @probablyastersblog <3

[brewed-pangolin]

Captain MacTavish is the kind of man to let you speak your mind and opinion freely in the grips of a heated argument.

If he can bellow his frustrated baritone in the midst of a rage, then so should you in your own distinctive finesse and irritated grace.

Although, it always seems to end in you gasping on your words by eating into the pillow pushed into your face.

Stifling a moan as he ruts his hips relentlessly against your ass. His hands tightly gripped into your waist, muffled praises at how proud he is of you mingled into the choked grunts as your silken walls clench around his engorged cock.

Captain MacTavish Masterlist

[lefttoesucker]

Okay to follow up the GhostRoach au

Boom

My raggedy teen Ghost and Roach

They are having a sleepover and are currently 0.5 seconds away from being yelled at by Soap who actually wanted to sleep :]

My babies <3

[humans-are-tasty]

[fumiko-matsubara]

A warm-up spread of the boys for an upcoming AU that I have been brainrotting about since the last 4 years, to mark my April return 🥰

Individual profiles, lore breakdown, and more characters coming soon 💕

[milkivikk]

it me burfdei today, so here are some more UT sketches :v

(that one exiled queen neutral ending where Sans and Paps go live with Toriel):

(colored lineart of underswap skelebros :^), might color idk):

(undyne and paps bonding must be talked abt more/also a neutral ending):

(random kek foe me :V 🎉):

tysm goatmom

[maukiki1]

Yuriy except i drew him over this very specific image of a cat

I literally looked everyhwwre to find that cat image for a day btw i couldnt find it i created a reddit acc just to ask ppl abt it until my friend found it😭PURELY bcs this screenshot of him reminded me of it

Also heres a version i made with just screenshots lmfao

I was thinking of drawing the furry wolf version of him or replacing the cat yoğurt with something else but came to the conclusion that an entire human dude calming down by eating cat yoğurt is the funniest version of this i can possibly create