#og anon

[real-total-drama-takes]

I will never shut up about Duncney

OG anon ♥️

[miguel-owhora]

Based on what Meeks said, I now believe that Arthur and Charles met through hunting in this AU

I also think Hosea is lowkey rocking the Howard Hamlin fits/suits while Dutch has his RDR1 haircut because it is more modern ig + fancy black suits for the job.

Susan is definitely the secretary of Dutch for Vanders (Idk what to name the company yet). You also mentioned John and Tilly working on being lawyers, probably to replace Dutch and Hosea in the future, so I'm thinking John met Abigail through Arthur as she is also studying at that college. I can't think of her major, though. 

I also think it's funny how Arthur is just chilling at college, having a self-portrait due to 2pm or something while waiting for Micah, them having a date at some spot Charles told him about while his whole family is causing immense fraud at the moment, breaking regulations, and are faking statements/proof for some case that would get every single one of them in jail for decades if caught. 

OG Anon

I like to think Abigail studies education or nursing, or becomes an EMT of some sort, only because I think it'd be funny. That being said, I also don't know what she would study. It's up for interpretation me thinks. I think Arthur met her first, and then introduced her to Tilly and they became friends (Side info: I think Mary-Beth + Karen are both lawyers, like majority of the gang, and I think the two become Tilly's mentors while she studies and stuff.)

Maybe Tilly brought Abigail over for a playdate, or to do some studying - whatever the case, John just so happened to be there. I think the Vandermatthews' household has a dog or two, and John likes to roughhouse with them outside and always comes inside the house all dirty. So he didn't think much when he walked inside, covered in dirt and drool, and paused when he saw Tilly and her pretty friend.

He just goes red with embarrassment and all but flees, and Tilly's annoyed on his behalf and apologizes to Abigail about her "unruly and annoying, filthy mutt of a brother." Abigail, however, is just enamored.

I imagine they both reach out to Tilly about each other, and Tilly is disappointed that they like each other (jokingly, ofc. She's happy they're together but threatens John every time.)

And I love the idea of Charles and Arthur accidentally meeting each other whilst hunting. I'm not sure what Charles would study, probably something related to the environment/nature, but they immediately hit off and become BFFs. I think it'd be funny if Charles accidentally found out Arthur was dating Micah, because fr? He's dating Micah Bell, a man he's seen on the trending page on Twitter more times than he's seen his family in the past two weeks. So he's more than a little skeptical about Arthur's boyfriend.

...But I think it'd be even more funnier if they actually got along, like really good. Micah's abrasive and perverse humor with Charles' more reserved and deadpan humor? Arthur's just happy they're getting along.

It takes a lot of skill for Arthur to pretend his family and boyfriend aren't running a shady business. It's why he spends a lot of time in nature, to get away from everything and pretend he has nothing to do with it. It sounds angsty but it really isn't, he just does not want to deal with their shenanigans.

[dipperscavern]

I WAS HERE WHEN IT WAS JUST JON AND ROBB!!!! ME! I WAS HERE!

OH MY GOD WE HAVE AN OG ON OUR HANDS. zTELL ME MORE!!!!!!

[lesbian-hannibal]

listen,, i 100% WOULD sond pigeon footage but tumblr doesn't allow media uploads for anon asks and i must maintain the air of mystery it's part of the charm

(also ily hope you're having the best day my love)

u have to make a burner account to send it to me please

i actually had quite a good day despite being late for work bc my alarms didn’t go off 🫡

[lonelywhalien22]

#oganon has arrived! ahhhh pretty lies will always be one my favorite vernon fanfics ever!! thank you so much for writing and updating daily! 5pm would always be my favorite time to come on tumblr and read the latest chapter

yay og anon (now @minhui896 ) welcome to tumblr!!! and thank you for your kind words and amazing support for pretty lies <3

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[baku-usagi]

Oh shit that's awkward. I think we all were pretty much experiencing the wild west of Tumblr. I'm glad you're doing better though. Fuck your ex. Let's go slash 3 of their tires so they can't get insurance to pay for it.

Haha it's totally OK you didn't know and I reallllly shouldn't have been posting them as a minor so more on me 😂

Glad you've stuck around!

I'm definitely down for slashing tires but honestly? He go his karma. I heard through the grapevine that he lost his entire foot to a lawnmower 👀 so I guess what went around came back around for him.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

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[thestrangestthlng]

Imagine how affronted Chim would be to be replaced as the reigning queer match maker.

i am CONVINCED that bucktommy are gonna have a brief-ish off period during which buck is gonna hook up with josh. and i couldnt be happier for him josh deserves it

Sorry anon - agree to disagree here. Josh deserves a guy who isn't in love with someone else!

That said - Josh making an offhand joke about Tommy maybe having a hot single brother/friend, and then Tommy 'i know a guy' Kinard going "Well actually..." and sets him up with a friend.

And they actually hit it off, and suddenly Tommy is the go-to guy to get queer first responders dates.

[mylittlejestershoes]

I REMEMBERED THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY REPOST MY RODGER DESIGN!! hes the first guy i designed!! ever!! wow!!

thanks for 100 followers by the way... oh boy... i can buy. uh. 100 dandys with that!! crazy!!!

[real-total-drama-takes]

Heather is asexual (well more so demiromantic!) and married to Alejandro ✨

-OG anon ♥️

[miguel-owhora]

I think Micah grew out his stupid beard and got fat just to piss off people online lmao (I keep giving him shit related to Schlatt)

And to get back on when we talked about his haters/fans finding out that he has a boyfriend, and like you said, him including Arthur in his next video like the troll he is. Arthur definitely was just sitting there awkwardly, this being his first time on camera and all, while Micah just laughs like a manic at people's reactions to finding out he is gay on all platforms. It's like three minutes of that shit, and then he ends it with, "This is the end. We're going to have sex now off camera. Bye. You people can fucking leave now."

His father definitely has a professional Twitter account for Bell Inc. Amos just opens the app and gets bombarded with his brother getting canceled again, while their father is just praying that nobody notices that they are related. 

I also forgot Tilly when mentioning Dutch and Hosea's foster kids 😔😔😔

OG Anon

I was thinking of Tilly when I was writing my last post, and I think she'd definitely fit and become a lawyer as well, which could be how she meets her husband later on. She doesn't really mind Micah all too well, in this AU at least. Surprisingly, despite being a troll and not really caring about anyone other than Arthur, Micah can be respectful and polite if he wants to.

And I personally like how Micah looks with his usual mustache, but I can definitely see him growing out his side-whiskers. And I absolutely love if he gets fatter.

I think the next video he does with Arthur would be a mukbang, only because he likes to mock mukbangers and also because they're both foodies (and Micah's purposeful descent into getting fatter starts with this.) While I do think Arthur's a little awkward, he slowly gets comfortable around Micah in his videos, and becomes amused by Micah's exaggerated persona. I also think it'd be cute if there's some moments in the video where Micah's persona slips a little, so viewers get small glimpses of his genuine personality.

Anyways, Arthur doesn't really pop up in his videos, and Micah's good at ignoring things so he skirts around any topics of his sweetheart. Like I've mentioned several times, Micah cares about Arthur, and while he's fully aware that both are in positions of power (or at least connected to people with power), he's also well aware that people are crazy to refrains from sharing too much information.

On the topic of sharing too much info, Micah doesn't mention his family. Or maybe he does, but only a handful of times and never by name, so it goes undetected. Still, considering Amos and Micah keep low contact with each other, Amos every so often checks up on his brother's online presence and gets overwhelmed by everything. Daddy Bell doesn't talk to his name holder, so everything he learns about Micah is from Amos, and it's never good.

[t4tails]

ermmm I would like a gooning job under the employment of mr riddler

[lesbian-hannibal]

omg i can't believe it we were so close yet so far truly star crossed lovers; but that's actually such a coincidence because ive wanted to visit scotland for so long and was planning a trip there this summer (although that might be off because i should probably find a summer job instead of spending money on trips)

+off topic but have you by any chance listened to preacher's daughter by ethel cain? there are so many parallels between it and hannigram but it's also very beautiful and complex on it's own i feel like you might enjoy it!!

summer job is less important than scotland. scotland is forever. summer job is temporary.

and i have not! i need to try and listen to some more ethel cain stuff, it’s a lot slower and quieter (from the few songs i’ve heard) than what i normally listen to but i wanna be a fan so bad. and also for the hannigram-esque nature.

[lonelywhalien22]

a lil late (hopefully not lol) currently eating dinner at 11:54 at night totally fine <33 i've just been obsessed with seventeen's beautiful and also hello english subs on their lives!! i literally need to binge everything

My og anon could never be late lol <3

Dinner at 11:54 omg that reminds me of my college days (literally last year lol 💀). Hope you don't have a hard time sleeping tonight the way I did when I used to do that XD

I'm glad you're enjoying Seventeen's Beautiful! (and their song Hello? I wasn't sure if you were referring to that one as well lol) And english subs on their lives??? Omg that's amazing! I have def been that person with google translate running as an idol goes live and the struggle is indeed real 😭

[hemlock-dreams]

Not me absolutely frothing at the mouth about this AU. Can we get an info dump on the Lore? It's making me want to abandon my current Spideypool WIP for this. Absolutely terminal brainrot for this boy

BEHOLD: MASSIVE LORE DUMP!

Peter B. Parker is a young troublemaker who has a problem with authority. He also has a knack for picking tech apart and putting it back together, which puts him on the radar for a small-time gang that needs someone to act as their alarm system breaker for a big score.

Unfortunately, said score had bad intel and what was supposed to be a simple robbery turns out to be manslaughter when the resulting fire that was supposed to cover up their tracks ends up killing two guards.

Peter is tried as an adult with the rest of the gang and sentenced to Rykers for 5 years.

Check out the full page HERE.

At Rykers, Peter meets Marko Flint, who takes Peter under his wing. and teaches him how to survive and thrive when wearing the orange.

Life goes on for 5 years. He learns the trade, gets some tats, learns how to make some great shivs, and becomes a better criminal all around. Yay prison!

Peter gets out at 21, and reunites with Uncle Ben and Aunt May. He does his best to clean up his act, but normal life is hard for someone who spent their formative years in prison.

(He also makes questionable hair and fashion choices. What can I say, he's catching up!)

He goes from job to job, trying to pay back his aunt and uncle for all their support but is completely unequipped for the 'real world.' After a few months working/getting fired from soul-crushing menial jobs (HS dropout!), he agrees to take 'one last job' with Marko that is 'guaranteed to set them up for life'.

*cough*

This robbery goes off without a hitch! No one is hurt and they make off after hitting a heavily armored Oscorp Transport with a ton of documents/tech that they aim to sell to the highest bidder.

The biggest mystery is that one glowing vial of untested, experimental serum they found...

Unfortunately, Oscorp doesn't take robbery lightly. Marko finds out through contacts that the serum (whatever it is) is too hot to sell on the market, so he instructs Peter to get rid of it so it can't be traced back to them.

Peter, a rational 22-year-old ex-con, 'gets rid of it' by mixing the serum into ink and tattooing it onto his wrist, triggering the start of his mutations.

It takes a bit, but Peter get's all the regular spiderman benefits (webs are organic), plus one more. The serum was created from the venom of the Portia Spider, a hunting/jumping spider known to be uniquely intelligent among arachnids.

Alongside the speed/strength/spideysense, Peter also grows some fangs that secrete a powerful venom.

The venom speeds up the body's processes, working almost like an insane performance booster and enhancing an injected person's strength, speed, and senses for a few hours.

Unfortunately, repeated doses also eventually induce shock, paralysis, and, later, death.

He gives a few samples of it to Marko as an exit fee.

Uncle Ben was suspicious of how Peter suddenly got so much money, but took him on good faith. But, while he was watching the news that covered the Oscorp robbery, connected the dots and had a blowout fight with Peter that ended with him having a cardiac event.

Unfortunately, he did not survive.

Aunt May and Peter were estranged over this for several years.

This event crushes Peter, sobering him up immediately. He goes back and gets his HS diploma, and works on night courses in college.

However, he spends much of his days wandering, angry at himself and what he did. He beats up a mugger one day and realizes that he could be using his powers to back up the faith Ben had in him.

Spiderman is born!

Eventually, he and Aunt May reunite, and their relationship is slowly healing.

A few years later, Peter is on the up. He and Aunt May are close again! He's got a bachelor's in computer science, has a (semi) steady job, and is well-liked as Spiderman by the populace at large. His rogue's gallery is roguing- etc.

Unfortunately, a variant of his venom (developed by Kingpin) hits the streets as a drug. It's favored by both criminals for its performance-enhancing strength, as well as civilians, for the time-slowing sensation/high it gives them.

His girlfriend, Mary Jane, who has been sober for a few years, relapses. Peter, knowing that he can't stop her from getting it on her own, reveals his identity and becomes her main source.

At least, this way, he can control the dosage.

Marko (who sold Peter's venom to Kingpin) manages to fire off his only two brain cells and realizes that Spiderman IS Peter Parker.

Then he outs him to the world because Spiderman made it personal.

Peter's life catches on fire. The entire world is after him. His loved ones have to go into hiding because there's no shortage of criminals and psychopaths who want to get their hands on MJ and Aunt May to get to Spiderman.

Peter ceases to exist. It's not safe anymore. He spends days (weeks? months?) in the suit. Eventually, on the run and burnt out, he pleads his case to Dr. Strange in desperation. (Ala No Way Home)

"Everyone deserves a clean start."

Dr. Strange agrees, but the spell can't work with Peter still existing as part of the equation. So it fires him off into a reality where Peter B. Parker, and by extension Spiderman, never existed.

So how's an ex-con/ex-superhero (for now) supposed to carve a space in a world that never knew him? By finding somewhere that doesn't ask any questions.

And it just so happens, that St. Margaret's School for Wayward Children has a reputation for both being a bar of questionable repute and looking the other way.

Might as well start there.

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Thank you so much for this lovely, lovely ask! I hope this massive lore dump wasn't overkill, but I'm having a lot of fun with this world and wanted to share.

And I offer this lore dump ONLY on the condition that you do not drop whatever you're working on. There is always space for more spideypool in the world, don't deprive us!!!