#ofmd cj

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Whoever first said CJ would be a Limp Bizkit listening frat boy needs a reward because it's 100% correct

[siriusblacksdiary]

NOOOO THEY KILLED CARL POOR BUTTONS

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Why do we love the stupid frat ex-boyfriend I have no idea but we do

Other character sets: Izzy / Buttons

[blakbonnet]

Ed + Scrunchy Smiles for @adamarks ✨

[seance]

STEDE BONNET / THE GENTLEMAN PIRATE / CAPTAIN OF THE REVENGE

[ofmd-ann]

Edward Teach 💖 (S01E08)

[nerd-elf]

This scene cracks me up every time

Jack is doing everything he can to take Ed away from Stede, clearly seeing him as a threat, and comes with something like:

- Hey did you know I already fucked your boyfriend?

And Stede calls him Ed’s past.

He’s basically saying:

- Whatever, he’s mine now. BITCH.

And it works.

I just love sassy Stede ❤️

[bougiebutchbinch]

smh at people hating on stizzy. for shame. where else can I get the dynamic of two incredibly bitchy little bastard-men who absolutely loathe each other and fuck about it, then gradually grow to appreciate each other and fuck about that too, while still verbally flaying each other at every opportunity

[who-the-fuck-knows-blog]

you guys… izzy calls stede things like “ponce” and “fop”* because those are class-based insults. stede is a rich fuck who decided on a whim to pirate and absorbed ed into his dangerous little play fantasy. izzy doesn’t hate stede for being “effeminate”. he hates him for doing this job that they all have to do to survive simply for fun when he didn’t need to, and pull ed into the whimsy that will likely get him killed or get stede killed and ed depressed.

stede, to izzy, comes across as a man playing a fun game and using poor (and not very competent) ppl as his pawns in it because he wants a good time, whereas ed and izzy didn’t choose to become pirates because it seemed like a good laugh, but moreso because it was that, or starve and die, and then made the best of it. they put in the work and carved out a legend as protection, us vs the world and then stede shows up and ed doesn’t care about them anymore and stede didnt do anything to “earn” his place as a captain, which izzy probably wouldn’t care about if it wasn’t directly affecting ed.

*revisiting this and izzy doesn’t call stede this, it was calico jack who did that, izzy in the show has insulted stede on his competence and his intelligence and his class status, but not anything to my knowledge that is coded as queerphobic or homophobic. the op of the post i’m referencing said izzy said it but i dont think he did.

[saltpepperbeard]

Ed + Beard Appreciation

For @blakbonnet​

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So I've just had a thought that I basically see young Ed and young Jack like two unhinged 80s rockstars, you know?

Like, take a look at all the shit Motley Crue did back in the day. That's 100% what Jack and Ed would do in their 20s/30s. Like, Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx in 1987. Or, idk, Guns n' Roses. You get the idea.

The hair? Check.

Drinking 'till they puke? Check.

Tattooing each other? Check.

Being hella disgusting but still having people all over you? Fucking check.

Absolute debauchery? Check.

You can't tell me I'm wrong here lol.

[jellybeanium124]

PARTY GIIIIIRRRRRLLLL

[nortsauce]

Jealous, Stede?

[blakbonnet]

don't think people realise how friendless Ed is - exactly like Stede - and that's why this dynamic works so well?? he's spent his entire life with people chasing the thrill of Blackbeard and never wanting to know him at all. Meanwhile this adorable guy comes along and yes and's him every step of the way I'm just- he's just a little guy who wants to point at frankfurter clouds and have the other person say "nope I think that might be a telescope actually" he just needs friends!!!!

[stargazingblockhead]

Read in a fic somewhere that Jack called Stede “Steve” bc Izzy told Jack that Stede called him “Iggy” and boy do I think that’s pretty cute

[hiimcanadia]

Immediately thought of them when I saw this post