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there are so many books in this beautiful world. many of them bad

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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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Josh Segarra | Bello | Aleksanda Tomovic | May 2023

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“You’re not coming back to Ketterdam, are you? Damn. I’m already the looks of the operation, guess I’m going to have to be the heart now too.” INEJ & JESPER | Deleted scene from 2x08 

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me: :(

spring birdies: peep peep

me: :)

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Djeidnwisndbdud

BABY PUG!!!

He can show up for a nap anytime he wants 🥺🥺♥️

i have no clear idea!!! but pug + food 😖💕💕 any kind, anything to do w food!!

augustus pugliese x gn!reader (fluff)

a/n: steering ur request to be part of my lil nightclub bouncer!pug + university!AU but really the hallmark of this AU is that pug is just sooo...... sleepy😴😴😴💕💕💕

pug texts that he’s on his way before your shower has even made its way past freezing cold to regular cold. you tell him you’re getting ready, and that someone will buzz him in.

you’re standing in front of your dresser when his heavy footsteps finally creak onto your floorboards, his low voice warming the thin walls of your apartment. you smile.

your relationship is new enough that he stays in the living room, making polite conversation with your roommates while you sift through your outfit choices. of course, if you were alone, he knows he could just round the corner, second door on the right, and find you: half-naked, still shivery from your shower, and embarrassingly happy to see him.

after about fifteen minutes, though, you emerge from your bedroom in a light jacket, about to ask pug whether it’s appropriate for the weather, but you’re met with a soft, steady snoring. 

it takes some effort to straddle his lap without jostling him—he’s curled up slightly, too tall for your secondhand couch. but, once you're in position, you drop onto his stomach.

“what time did your shift end last night?” you ask pointedly, over the sound of his surprised groan.

he folds an arm over his eyes. “didn’t get home ‘til 5:30.”

that's less than five hours, you figure, to eat and shower and sleep. so you soften a little. “and you still agreed to get brunch with me?”

pug chuckles when you lean forward, nosing at his jaw. “yeah, ‘cause...” he yawns.

because it’s that new breakfast place. walking distance from campus, the restaurant's only open for a few hours, a few days a week. line out the door every saturday morning. you’ve been hyping it up, asking him to go.

but you're half-convinced he fell asleep again. “because?”

he sighs. “wanted to see you before you left for spring break."

you smile down at him. maybe there are sweeter things in life than a hearty american breakfast.

so you'll let pug sleep a few more hours, he's earned it. and he'll wake up to the smell of food, something conjured from whatever's left in your pantry.

still—he did promise to take you someday. so you hold your ground, just a second longer. “but your eyes aren't even open.”

“sorry.” he blinks at you now. “hi.”

“hi.”

“you smell good.”

as you fumble to your feet, ready to drag him to bedroom, you poke at him. “your ass is mine, pugliese.” a warning he should take seriously, but the way he draws you back onto his lap says otherwise. “you owe me, big time.” 

he laughs, so you smack a kiss to his lips. “i’m talking pancakes.” a second kiss, just as adamant. “fresh strawberries.”

and with his thumb finding the soft skin behind your ear, you’re a bit gentler this time. “powdered sugar.”

he tucks into your neck, blocking out the morning light, and he nods.

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masterlist

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it’s loving pug hours

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Work bestie to lover w Pug where most days after work he'll drive you home but to hide it from the others you walk a couple blocks before hopping in his car but one day Nikki begs Pug to drop her and Jenn off somewhere on his drive home but he's got plans with you already and he'll casually drop a "erm y/n you're on my way home too aren't you? I can give a lift if you want" 🥺

Also!!! On the way to the car while Nikki and Jen are walking in front of you your hands will brush and you intertwine a couple of fingers for .5 of a second and smile to yourselvessss I'm smitten byeee

I hope you're doing well and your hols went well ♥️♥️♥️

   reader 🤝 nikki 🤝 jen

   (asking pug to drive them everywhere)

hehe he doesn't mind tho he likes driving 🙈❣️

LMFAO bestie, what i love about this is that it would honestly be pretty normal for pug and reader to carpool, like there's tons of traffic in LA, and it's good for the environment, etc.

BUT. if they didn't hide it, it would just be sooooo obvious right 😭😭 and not just to jen and nikki, but to mallory and all the paralegals and secretaries and literally everybody at the office 😣😣

like, pug can't wait for you in the lobby and get this stupid smile on his face the moment he sees you 😖😖

and you can't be seen packing your computer five minutes early bc you're excited to find him and tell him that funny story from your day 🤭

and you don't want anyone to see the little things, like how pug always takes your heavy suitcase/bag and puts it inside the trunk of his car, even though that's something you're perfectly capable of yourself 😖😖😖😖😖💕💕

like clearly yall are both aware of the rumors, enough to make a collaborative, conscious effort to avoid them, and yet u won't talk about ur actual feelings for each other 🥺🥺❣️❣️ bc ur scared of ruining a good thing !!!! and that makes me sooo !!!!❣️❣️❣️❣️

bonus: scheming!jen and nikki in the backseat being like, hey pug do you have any hand sanitizer?? and then they watch you both reach for the console at the same time 😌😌 1) seeing how you both get flustered by your hands touching and 2) PROVING that you've been on so many rides with pug that you know where everything is in his car 😂😂

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anon request | nikolai + shirtless (2.03 & 2.08)  

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1.08 | 2.03

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Nooo omg shut the cousins thing is so legit!!!

But now I need to know.. DO THEY HAVE A CHEEKY SLOW DANCE TOGETHER?!?!?!?!!!!!

Do they both stay at a hotel? Or is Pug at home while reader is at a hotel??? Or both at his mum's house?????

This trope is gonna leave rent free in my head for the foreseeable I love you and hate you ♥️♥️

okay sorry but this just came to me in a vision:

so we headcanon that pug has a lot of (older) sisters, right? what if one of them gets married. and he invites work besties-to-lovers!reader as his plus one (Definitely Platonic, Definitely Not a Date👀).

i'm so soft. i'm feral. i'm everything 😖😵‍💫💕💕💕❣️❣️❣️

also hi again ily wishing u the bestest for this week!!!

Aaaabsolutely yes!!!!

And pug has NO ONE fooled. everyone knows about you and they're all like "so you're his friend uh" 👀

Abuelita and nonna are so convinced they're meeting their baby's significant other he doesn't even bother to correct them.

At the end of the day you've both had so much fun and you blended in with his relatives so well he's all 😍😍 (seeing you effortlessly answer all of his auntie's questions and running after his toddler niece has completely melted his heart)

When trying to convince Nikki Jen and Mallory that it was totally normal for Pug to invite a co-worker as a plus one they're all like "erm where was our invite then" 🤔🤔

I hope you have the bestest week too bestie ♥️♥️

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IM ACTUALLY KICKING MYSELF HOW DID I MISS THIS WHAT THE FUUUCK

I'm in looooove 💐

And literally went to a pottery class this weekend I need to go paint it WILL I FIND PUG THERE OR WHAAAAT

I'm speechless Ro you outdid yourself again I'm suing ilysm ♥️♥️♥️♥️

pug & u, going on your first date together <3

augustus pugliese x gn!reader (fluff)

a/n: AHH this prompt tysm 🥺❣️ also PUG LOVES CHEESY MUGS 🫶 IT'S CANON (SOURCE)

“just because you’re the face that’s never lost a case doesn’t mean you’re right about everything, mallory.”

“true,” she says, though without any trace of humility. “it does mean my arguments are sound, meticulously researched, and that i’m extremely convincing.”

if you felt like entertaining this conversation, you’d mention that mallory’s technically breaking a rule, bringing her work computer to movie night.

admittedly, she’s not using it for anything important, but she did push away the bowl of popcorn on your coffee table to pull up GLK&H’s website—specifically, the staff page, with all the attorneys, their bios, and headshots... including the one she’s trying to set you up with. 

a second rule she’s broken: your disastrous dating life is not a permitted topic of discussion here.

“since when do you want your personal life anywhere near your professional one?” you probably know the back of mallory’s laptop better than you know any of her coworkers.

mallory thwarts your attempt to grab a drink from the kitchen by kicking her feet onto your lap. her fingers tap brightly on the keyboard. “he’s a nice guy.”

does it matter, if he's nice? surely, he'll disappoint you in some other spectacular fashion, the way everyone else has. “whatever.” 

mallory stops typing, ever so briefly—just long enough for you to feel her weighty look. distantly, you wonder how often she uses that in court: a cutting moment of silence to let the guilty party reveal itself.

fine. maybe she's not the only one bringing baggage to movie night.

sheepishly, you grab the popcorn and stuff your mouth full. “show me his picture again?” he was sorta cute, you thought, but you just wanna make sure.

damn it.

and so, a couple weeks later, a still-undefeated mallory pokes your side. “so?”

you squirm away. “he’s…” you stare down the microwave clock, counting the seconds between pops. “yeah.” 

pug said you'd be meeting over coffee, which was true, but you had hardly stirred in your sugar before he nudged you toward the pottery painting studio next door. 

with aprons tied and rickety stools pushed together, you held your artwork close to the chest, trying not to seem so charmed by his easygoing smile, nor so flustered by every accidental touch of hands reaching for paintbrushes, or knees bouncing beneath the table.

like you, he was no gifted artist, and you didn't really give him much of a prompt—maybe some plants, flowers? still, by the end, every square centimeter of his mug was tulips, daisies, and trees, plus a tiny bumblebee.

suddenly, you were a little nervous, but he burst into laughter when you revealed, with a weak flourish, your careful hand lettering: This MUG belongs to PUG.

mallory arches one perfect eyebrow. “yeah?”

you’re seeing him tomorrow, actually. your projects are fired and ready to pick up. 

and while you so want to wipe all that smug lipstick off her face, first you have to bite back the stupid smile sneaking onto yours. "yeah."

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it’s loving pug hours

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Bestie I missed so much good stuff this is the most indulgent headcanon for good old nightclub-bartender!college!me loool (also you posted it on my bday so I'm unofficially claiming it as a bday gift mwahah)

Nightclub bouncer Pug is sweet and caring and he'll make sure to grab some breakfast for you on his way home and if you've got class he'll gently wake you up or leave a lil post-it note on your dorm room or something 🥴

nightclub bouncer!pug is big and strong and he always holds your hand while walking through a crowd and any time you're waiting in line for something he'll wrap his arms around your waist and kiss your shoulder and he's always warm somehow(???) and he never lets you lift heavy things and he always lets you sit pretty in the passenger seat and he's learned from his bartender friends how to make a decent number of classic cocktails and when it's late he always wants you to text him once you get home and he has a ton of basic first aid skills and did i mention that he's big—

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okay sorry but this just came to me in a vision:

so we headcanon that pug has a lot of (older) sisters, right? what if one of them gets married. and he invites work besties-to-lovers!reader as his plus one (Definitely Platonic, Definitely Not a Date👀).

i'm so soft. i'm feral. i'm everything 😖😵‍💫💕💕💕❣️❣️❣️

also hi again ily wishing u the bestest for this week!!!

Aaaabsolutely yes!!!!

And pug has NO ONE fooled. everyone knows about you and they're all like "so you're his friend uh" 👀

Abuelita and nonna are so convinced they're meeting their baby's significant other he doesn't even bother to correct them.

At the end of the day you've both had so much fun and you blended in with his relatives so well he's all 😍😍 (seeing you effortlessly answer all of his auntie's questions and running after his toddler niece has completely melted his heart)

When trying to convince Nikki Jen and Mallory that it was totally normal for Pug to invite a co-worker as a plus one they're all like "erm where was our invite then" 🤔🤔

I hope you have the bestest week too bestie ♥️♥️

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oversized cardigan makes local man the most huggable person on the planet

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josh segarra as augustus "pug" pugliese (12/?)

she-hulk: attorney at law