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Ezra is still actively putting children in danger.
Ezra has allowed more minors on his site that allows predators to abuse them.
we do not have access to the site, multiple individuals from the site have come forward with all of these screenshots and more.
Below the cut are various screenshots that WILL be triggering. Please scroll with caution. If you are a minor do NOT open this post, simply share and warn.
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Why do you never let the singer drive the gig van?
Because he can never find the right key.
#facts#musicians#offkey#neverfoundit#badpuns#humor#irony#turnsout#cantdrivethevan#rightkey#badsinger#outoftune#acrylic#dailyartwork#kunst#artwork#beercoaster#lowbrowart#outsiderart#flomm#artoftheday#flommist#painting#beermat
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absinthe
absinthe
sensitive as infant skin talking like you can see the wind thinkin youre cool as peppermint you should be drinkin milk instead of absinthe we were young we were so keen to know what this arcane life means you find it hard to vent your spleen so you force the drug into your bloodstream
youre a fickle paradox of never enough and ever too much trapped inside a heart-shaped box smothered, now we're losing touch why are you so afraid to get hurt when you were born out of pain? but sometimes even when lips lock it aint on the right tick of the clock
can you feel the tightening noose? keep rolling with the punches you're a walking bruise lost and broken and bleeding endlessly tryna find meaning between love and life and death say you'll be there til my last breath
#poetry#writers and poets#writing#music#songwriting#mental health#art#artwork#love poem#poems on tumblr#poems and poetry#poem#suicidal ideations#offkey
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FFWJKFHWEFBWEHVSDIOBDVBDBVZLBFAAASADASHGDFJG
3/6 @norts-trolls happy valentines day!
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i think since endermen cant bathe in water they take dust baths instead. so sometimes when cranboo is feeling gross he heads outside and rolls around in the dirt for a little bit. michael absolutely LOVES it and joins in, and brings his chicken since chickens love dust bathing as well. they have to give michael a real bath afterward since hes all dusty and even though ranboo cant go near the bath he still sits in the room while tubbo bathes him and reads them a story or sings a little song
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i love puttin on adele and pretending i know how to sing 😊
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i regret to inform y’all that if you thought jersey’s favorite movie was something deep and complex…it’s actually mamma mia and mamma mia two: here we go again
#nina speaks#LKHDSLKHDLK IM SORRY#ITS JUST THE RIGHT ANSWER#he loves abba#it's just the right answer#like he really is like i am so scary and menacing and horrible and just loves a cheesy musical with a happy ending#EMBARASSSSSIIING#also rs does think its cute#jk very wine drunk doing gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight like...extremely OFFKEY...is performance art#so beautiful to him#its his white boy culture#life imitates art i am also wine drunk listening to mm 1&2#also my comfort movies tbh he really is my son#on that note the spelling of anything tonight...#DOOOONT WORRY ABOUT THAT LMAO#i have work off tomorrow#i have several beautiful crayon drawings and several glowing parent reviews and am a little sunburned#but i am having the time of my life#asks are coming im gonna finish them but i may have to post them tomorrow to spell check them so sorry lmao#MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh#i do think jersey can go on a 273723092 tangent about why bill is 100% sophies real father but he wishes it was harry#laughing crying throwing up#ravenstans fav podcast
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Ezra is only now "enforcing" that minors shouldn't be posting explicit imagry on oddballs due to "prying eyes" "looking to get people in trouble".
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image taken seconds before disaster
#can you tell im having fun w the wilds beta lol#monster hunter#brisket.txt#i looove rey dau its so pretty and it sounds so gorgeous too... like offkey wind chimes#tho when its in the distance it sounds like someones dragging a glass bottle on concrete like 500ft away lol
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Achromatic
Achromatic
B E G#m F# E
I took a break, took a shot, took a hit They never talk about falling out of it You like mystery, novelty, and wit Hey, we should be friends with benefits
Fire burning red Saw the colors of the dead And you snap out of it It was all achromatic
It was all a figment of your imagination You watched all that we could be shatter in slow motion You've already been through this kind of sad realization What a tiresome dreary anticlimactic revelation
He said, "Hey, I'll be in the city on Wednesday. I know last time coulda ended on a better note." I didn't say yes, I didn't say no And when I finally had the answer he was already on his way home
I'm aware I vacillate For once, can you no shift blame? Blame ain't even what I'm tryna do I'm reaching out to you
But your pain, it awakens to the slightest touch In defense you'd hit me, Didn't know you'd be hurting this much
Fire burning red Saw the colors of the dead And I snap out of it It was all achromatic
It was all a figment of my imagination I watched all that we could be shatter in slow motion I've already been through this kind of sad realization What a tiresome dreary anticlimactic revelation
#poetry#songwriting#writing#music#art#artwork#writers and poets#poems and poetry#poems#original poem#poets on tumblr#poetry corner#offkey
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merch idea
#kirby#kirby of the stars#hoshi no kaabii#hoshi no kirby#kirby return to dreamland deluxe#krtdldx#magolor#it only makes pathetic offkey cries for help#make it happen nintendo........#rash art
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ia hope to be reincarnated as a skyrim npc
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Song: Shrike
Author: @lazarus-rose
Artist: @deancodedcastielenby
Beta: @very-offkey-kazoo
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 46,251
Pairing/s: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Character Death
Additional Tags: Parallel Universes, Post-Canon, Post-The Winchesters, Angst With A Happy Ending
Summary: In some ways, Dean thought his death would solve things. He thought it would give him a chance for a happy life in Heaven surrounded by his family, but he was wrong. So he decides to take a ride in his Baby and find that missing piece that keeps him from being happy. Almost everywhere he goes, there is one constant – Castiel. He sees his angel, over and over, finding him in different worlds with different versions of Dean and then watching over him from afar.
Back on Earth, Dean didn’t have the words for the feelings inside him, but his afterlife might just provide him with the strength and wisdom to hold on to true happiness when he finds it.
Link to Fic | Link to Art
#HMSB 23#Hoziernatural#Hoziernatural Multi-Ship Bang#Destiel fic#Destiel art#Shrike#lazarus-rose#deancodedcastielenby#very-offkey-kazoo#masterpost
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I also really like a lot of other random NPCs as well! (just realized upon sorting them, most of them are from Melodyland--) ^^
#my art#toonblr#toontown#toontown art#ttcc#corporate clash#toontown corporate clash#toontown online#toontown rewritten#clerk chris#clerk westin girl#clerk neil#ellie font#marshall#fidgety bridget#moon beam#metal mike#offkey eric#party planner penelope#party planner preston#i miss the party planner npcs in clash tbh
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i KNOW yugo would love weezer i know it instinctively in my heart
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