#officers jobs

[spongebobssquarepants]

“Haven’t seen you in awhile, what you been up to?”

me:

[roe-oo]

upper management

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason why FNAF movie Vanessa got her job,,

[otselotus]

He just want some coffee before his 6am shift :c

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 4x12- "The Office Job"

[woman-respecter]

loser-ass website that so many people are afraid of a “soulless” office job, when so many people would KILL for that comfort and security. obviously i get not wanting to work in The Mines (retail, service, manufacturing, etc) but the reality is that like 90% of people who don’t work in The Mines have a 9 to 5. so like what are you expecting? to just never work at all or write fanfiction for a living or become like an astronaut princess rockstar because you haven’t changed your answer to “what do you want to be when you grow up?” since kindergarten? i fear the conservatives may have been right about us.

[fazmid]

rewatching severance s1 and I cannot express enough how good it is but my brain is twisting in knots trying to figure out how s2 is apparently one of the most expensive seasons of television ever produced. they're in an office. a very empty office. what is happening in the next season to suck up all that budget

[time-woods]

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

[modernchemical]

taking turns

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[pachimation]

there’s nothing wrong with a bit of workplace gossip, right?

[erodingsinner]

Leverage parodying The Office was 10/10 much better than The Office

[seratlantisite]

Veteran Attorney Phoenix Wright

Finally sharing the design for my no-disbarment au. Ten years working in the justice system has still left him jaded and cynical, but he also plays it up a lot so people have a hard time reading him. He's the legendary Turnabout Terror after all, he needs to keep people on their toes.

featuring:

nick being scruffy on purpose so people underestimate him

wearing the same jacket ten years. he literally had to add the elbow patches because he'd worn through the fabric

sweater vest knit with love by trucy

no tie but his locket works great in its place

magatama visibly glowing in his pocket when he's lied to

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s trying to film a Tiktok showing off what he thinks is the best Chinese food in Chicago but has to stop because he’s getting the most judgmental look from Steve so… “What? What’s that look?”

Steve: What are you doing? You don’t know anything about good food.

Eddie: Yes, I do. I’m a foodie.

Steve: No, you’re not. Your favorite food is pizza rolls. Cooked in the microwave.

Eddie:

Steve: I watched you eat Ramen out of the trash once.

[skellydun]

Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:

me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?

girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.

me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?

me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.

me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D

girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?

me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?

girl whispering: what?

me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.

girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!

me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?