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the new strain of covid arriving in australia from england
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“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world
#no offense to anyone who do ship my f/os with other people#all jokes#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#self shipping community#f/o#f/o community
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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Fight me
#my art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#turtles#rottmnt fandom#rise of the turtles#rise meme#fanon#im joking btw#no offense#every style is unique
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Too many jokes about Kaz becoming Wylan’s father figure. Not enough jokes about Wylan and Jesper adopting Kaz. Not in a child-parent way, but more of a feral cat way.
#i will not be going into the nuances of whether it’s right or wrong to make the first joke listed#if someone interprets the statement in a way they find offensive that’s more a reflection on the reader’s character than mine#but anyway#six of crows#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks
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“Can’t believe Orion Pax took a bullet for a dictator” guys he didn’t do it on purpose 😭😭😭 he jumped in front of D-16 and fully expected him not to shoot. It was just bad timing.
Orion Pax would not purposely take a bullet for a dictator but he WILL fight his friend over how best and when to kill a dictator. It’s not that he didn’t want Sentinel to face consequences, it’s just that he thought his friend was making a rash, bad decision, and Sentinel’s fate got caught in the crossfire.
#transformers#transformers one#tf#orion pax#tf one#I rly shouldn’t be tagging this because I hate discourse but I saw a weird take and I haven’t taken my meds#leftist infighting (joke)#Do not like people saying Orion Pax actually cared about Sentinel. Dude hated that guy.#But killing Sentinel puts you on the Offensive something he was not ready for#the mountain speaks#why does Megatron get to decide what happened to Sentinel. Personally I think they should’ve thrown him in a#mine tunnel and let it collapse on him <3#sentinel prime
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a meme for these trying times?
do not repost please! thank you <3
og meme below (traced the words of course lol)
#I hope this isn't like. offensive or anything that's not my intention-#just a joke :'}#art#my art#jjba#jonathan joestar#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo fanart#jjba fanart#have a nice day/evening
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@paradoxolotl the only artist that got it right 😂
#aftg#all for the game#nora sakavic#this is a joke#please take no offense#all artists are accurate cause they’re all wonderful and beautiful and I’m obsessed#but this has me crying#paradoxolotl#fortheloveofexy
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I ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED YOU WHILE TRYING TO HIT THE ASK BUTTON :[
this is a rush job but ask and ye shall receive
it's probably too small to use for much but I figured, hey at least you'd have a prototype to work with
SHRIEKING. HELP. ‘breakdown town’ LITERALLY YOU SEE MY VISION
#also riya used to unfollow me and re-follow me all the time#sometimes on accident and sometimes as a joke#and i wouldn’t take offense at someone choosing to unfollow me then coming back later anyway#i won’t question things#kingdom hearts#asks#dj-of-the-coven#khux
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What Some people see as the Shepherd:
Who I see as the Shepherd:
#hellenic polytheism#paganism#hellenic pagan#witchcraft#hellenic community#hermes devotion#hermes#im just joking#not really#no offense#helpol
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love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny
Edit: Please read the tags
#please read the tags#rambles from the ether#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes spoilers#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#ruth fleming#idk I just love it when titles lie to you#also#if somebody already posted this I’m sorry#I’m new here#just watched it today#misleading title#edit: fyi this post is just a joke about the title being ironic. it's not like a jab at people for wanting to have sex or something#just wanted to clarify#(also if this post is offensive I will delete it! I shitpost a lot but I never want to actually be legitimately insulting/offensive)#just let me know if I should and I will
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the incident // the aftermath
#we are the series#gmmtv#we are ep1#pondphuwin#pond naravit#phuwin tangsakyuen#thai bl#bl drama#NO BUT LISTEN#i couldnt help myself im sorry this was too funny#'is it ruined?' jokes on you if it is#sdjhgfds#We Are more like we are all a bunch of dumbfucks#this felt like a feverdream#my takeaways from this ep:#phuwin thrives in comedy settings not in dramatic ones (yes offense @nlmg)#satang as the pick me boy is doing many things to me#and marc's new partner is adorable#also they all need parental guidance#theres no way im making it past ep2 lmao what a hot mess#goodbye
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the whole scene where they confront cas about his betrayal is so painful. the close shots of dean just heartbroken and cas only having eyes for dean?? ouchy ouch ouch ouch
#and the worst part was dean trying so hard to be loyal like ughhhh#tearing my hair out#also sam keeps playing the blame game and the raw offense cas takes to it gets me every time#'how could you even think that??' are you joking?? look at my poor angel baby#he's doing everything wrong but he just wants to help#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#sam winchester#we editing again tonight folks#will it ever be posted? probably not#but do i like doing this? um yes
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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I skip all Hiccstrid scenes in Rtte because buffstrid is not canon💔
#am i mentally ill?#maybe#but do I also possess the power to redraw Hiccstrid scenes with buffstrid#yes#I do#hiccup#Astrid#hiccup x astrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#hiccstrid#buffstrid#httyd#Rtte#shit post#I wish I was joking#I’ve fried my brain to the point where I just cannot watch them#and if I’m being honest a lot of the Hiccstrid scenes are kind of hard to watch anyway😭#don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the ship#however#they make me kringe#yes kringe with a k#because the normal ‘cringe�� word is used too often and too negatively just to insult people having fun#So I’m using kringe and hoping it doesn’t already mean something extremely offensive#okay I googled it it’s fine#I am now dubbing ‘kringe’ to be a friendlier version of ‘cringe’ and only to be used in a situation where you are expressing your opinion -#-and not directly insulting someone else just because they’re a little different#what the fuck was I originally on about#oh yeah I kind of find canon Hiccstrid kringe#hot take mayhaps?#idk my opinion man🤗
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Haikyuu oc time! They're pretty much a self-insert and I am unashamed >:^
I haven't made an oc in a HOT minute holy shit. I forgot how fun it was lol
Context for the comic + height difference under cut:
#haikyuu#haikyuu fanart#haikyuu oc#oc art#arts ocs#hirugami sachirou#arts antics#haikyuu!!#self insert oc#to quote a moot: please give a fuck#if you make a joke about their height you're getting punched /j#i will take personal offense because they're my spitting image /j
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