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the-football-chick · 9 months ago

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The Chicago Bears appear to be starting fresh and also clearing up cap space as they release two veteran pro bowlers, 30-year old S Eddie Jackson (4) and 31-year old OG Cody Whitehair (65).

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#nfl #chicago bears #eddie jackson #cody whitehair #safety #guard #offensive guard #nfl free agents

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randomthunk · 6 months ago

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Batting third and slugging often, the favorite half-orc of the home crowd, it's the right fielder for the Necropolis on Sea Oxventurers, Dob!

#oxventure #dob #kat arts #fanart #ox fanart #THE SERIES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL EVERYONE WATCHES BASEBALL #I MEAN UNTIL THE WHOLE GANG IS DRAWN #should he wear a helmet? yes #elbow/shin guards? yes #better gloves? maybe #rule of cool tho #since everyone has been showing defense I need to show the offense #so that'll be Egboy too

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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 8 months ago

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Girl who can’t stop thinking about how arknights characters would play in a fighting game.

#listen. Specter/Laurentina would be an A.B.A. like character where specter is slower and weaker #but then she hits a command/hit grab or something and switches to the hyper offensive Laurentina #Skadi would be like Sol Badguy. she’d be fairly simple and standard but her damage would be off the charts #Kal’tsit would be a puppet character controlling mon3tr #goldenglow would have a Jack-o like playstyle of summoning little guys who can explode #Amiya can switch between caster and guard stances #chen would have a dumb mostly unused mechanic where she can trade 100 Meter to unsheathe the other sword and go all out #lappland would be really annoying to play against bc she has a bunch of ranged disjointed attacks #FEater or Mountain are the most grappler like to me. but I would love to hear other people’s thoughts #also. asbestos install. she takes off the eyepatch and all her fire arts attacks gets more powerful #Arknights character designs are so good I think they’d work well really in a fighting game okay

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sweetlullabyebye · 2 months ago

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Only pairing ever

#no offense to jim i love him but omg he did not look fully awake in this scene #gobblepot #it's very funny to me how one went through 2000 jobs and betrayals and is nicknamed The Penguin and the other is #jim. the cop (bounty hunter and prison guard sometimes). who keeps his hair and clothing almost exactly the same for dozens of years #oswald goes through umbrella boy employee at a restaurant then restaurant owner bar owner mayor and sports a new haircut every few episode #and jim is jim #oswald cobblepot #jim gordon #gotham #most original jim got was weathering a black jacket and have a moustache

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devilishbird · 3 months ago

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tfw when you start learning a romance language and you're like "oh yeah the spelling in this language is going to be Good because it's not french!" and then it just

wtf /lh

#romanian language #learning romanian #duolingo #romanian #/lh i mean no offense towards the romanian language #just caught me off-guard

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stereax · 1 year ago

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#...well my player tag for siegs has a new meaning now #guard dog dougie when?#occupation: professional dougie handler #jonas siegenthaler #that's my offensive defenseman <3 #dougie hamilton #nj devils #new jersey devils

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your-local-grinning-cat · 6 months ago

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Chenya my friend ^w^

I've been bothering Leona again~ teehee~

*frowns at you*

*shoves this into your mouth as you slide towards me as punishment for bothering my Highness*

Mean Kibs gets icky candy. 😾

#why are you being mean to my highness?#he’s not even a dog #and those are the animals you’ve said you don’t like #I don’t see you going after Jack though!#or sebek for being basically a golden retriever puppy around malleus #and a guard dog all rolled into one #…I feel like that could be offensive to dog beastfolk but I’m not saying he’s beastfolk. I’m saying he’s a PUPPY. there’s a difference.#anyway #BAD CANDY FOR BAD ACTIONS!#che’nya chats #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #👑🦊

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devilsrecreation · 4 months ago

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TLG Outlanders as Ghost Stories Dub Quotes

Jasiri: I told you I’m going to be fine, why are you still crying?

Tunu: Because these pajamas are gay 🥺

Tamka: Leave me alone. I gotta fill out my Stupid Olympics application

Njano: *bursts into laughter* Stupid- Stupid Olympics! Ha! Can’t wait!

Kiburi: Leave him alone

Njano: (in a stupid voice) Hey Kiburi, I’m gonna do shot put, can you somewhere put shot put shot shopot?

Kiburi: Float, what do you want for dinner?

Njano: (in the same voice) I want zebra!

Kiburi: I’m gonna beat you stupid

Janja: (about Tamaa) Where’s the damn bird?

Cheezi: But he-

Janja: WHAT? CHEEZI, WHAT ARE YOU, A FURBRAIN?!

Cheezi: Beh-uh-

Janja: Obviously! Which way did he go?!

Cheezi: *points* Bweh-hu-ueh-

Janja: HUEH HU HUEH—Now we’ll never find out where the Guard is! I hope to the kings you’re adopted!

(I feel like this could also be Shenzi and Banzai with Ed hfhfhd)

Nala: Hold it right there!

Janja: (thinking) Ugh, Queen Nala. What a bitch

Ushari: (at the Lion Guard) God, you are five of the ugliest fucking kids I have ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I can’t wait for this bitch to kill you

Human AU

Janja:Guess it’s just you and me, Raggedy Ann

The doll (Janja): Call me Barbie!

Janja: Okay fine. Looks like it’s you and me, Barbie…I’m going fucking crazy!

Janja: Hey, you guys hear anything?

Reirei: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!

Chungu: (watching Janja run off) God bless him. Leaving us here alone and defenseless in a fire, what a hyena! :D

Makuu: KIBURI! Get your tail over here!

Kiburi: What?

Makuu: Don’t ‘what’ me, Kiburi! You say ‘Yes, Makuu’!

Kiburi: You’re such a bitch

Makuu: What did you say?!

Kiburi: I have an itch

#i did the the tamest ones i could find cuz the whole dub is SUPER offensive 😭#plus i had to change it a bit cuz i refuse to use the ‘r’ word #idk why cheezi is stuutering/speaking gibberish but f it dnbdbdgd #tlg outlanders #the lion guard #incorrect quotes

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pineyw00dsshesquatch · 8 months ago

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I fucking LOVE when people u start texting organically at a new job suddenly fall tf off when they smell the tism or whatever the fuck social poison I assidentally threw into the atmosphere this fucking time.

I wasn't even TRYIN. I was like 'u try too hard, don't try too hard it'll be organic' she seems to think you're cool already, don't try hard. Fuckin NOPE. That metaphorical garage door came tf down and they are following the script I have seen EVERY GODDAMN TIME.

I tried to be nonchalant and not give a fuck and go into a job to 'not make friends' but when that door came down I was just at a fuckin loss.

#personal piney posting #neurodivergent #tism #autism #crybaby neurodivergent #the young people in restaraunts always like me whichis nice for commradery but we're not hangin out much less exchanging socials #zero offense to the young im just thirty somethin and I have boundaries for anyone under 25 leftover from being a teacher #not that adults can never have platonic relationships with age gaps im just very guarded esp at work

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primus-why · 20 days ago

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#i ran out of tags on my last reblog.#but yeah basically i wish the high guard leaned more into that toxic masculinity that they had going on #you know the type of masculinity where guys egg each other on to be more an more aggressive/violent/strong etc #the type of masculinity where... when asked ''how did it get like this? why did you and your friends take it so far?'' the guy doesn't know.#they get swept up in. let megs get swept up in this shield of strength and power which makes him feel (in the moment) not helpless.#but it goes too far. he does things he can't take back. his best friend is horrified by him-- doesn't ACCEPT him anymore.#he and Orion argue and instead of defending Sentinel Orion defends a random cronie and gets shot.#cue that moment of regret. except in this case he wouldn't catch Orion and go ''why... i'm done saving you.''#instead he'd go ''why...'' notice the cronie is trying to flee and Orion begs him to not become the monster Sentinel was.#but Megs takes offense to that. is he for real?? ''I am nothing like Sentinel. and I thought you of all people would know that...''#''... I'm the only one strong enough to fix things. It's what's best for everyone.'' ''D... no...'' ''Sorry Orion. Cybertron needs me.''#*drops him to shoot the cronie trying to escape*#Orion is so hurt. his sense of jutice is wounded but so is his spark. he dies and comes back as prime. and megs isn't happy to see him.#Starscream stands behind him emboldens Megs. the High Guard refuses to bow to another Prime. Megs now stands firmly in opposition to Optimus #this is because Starscream sees Megs as strong but easily manipulated. he thinks with him at the helm that he'll have a shield #while he basically runs the HG behind the scenes #Optimus and Megs fight. Megs loses. all his blustering about being the savior of Cybertron is thrown back in his face #it's embarrassing. he feels helpless. he never wanted to feel helpless again.#instead of banishment Megs shoves Optimus' outstretched hand aside-- he KNOWS he is in the RIGHT.#and just UGHHH THE HIGH GUARD CREATING THEIR OWN MONSTER BY SPURRING HIM ON!#no one is able to help Megs regulate his emotions he just feels bad and his new friends tell him to punch someone about it! it's not healthy #I WIIIISH I COULD LIKE IT MORE

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linagram · 11 months ago

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i don't really feel like writing their aviot collab voicelines but can i offer you these silly drawings instead

#yes both shun and yurika like makima. i mean just. just look at eiko and takame #what else would you expect from kei. what else would you expect from this man.#also yes we have to. we have to accept that asahi would definitely call people slurs #also no offense to swifties i enjoy ts songs myself (😔) it's just. come on. riku would hate them 😭#also kinda obsessed with how yurika looks here.. shes so squishy #🗡️guard 001: sanada eiji 🗡️#💔prisoner 003: ishizu shun 💔#🎀prisoner 008: maruyama yurika 🎀#🍓prisoner 005: sanada kei 🍓#🌼guard 002: andou miki 🌼#🍬prisoner 007: yano asahi 🍬#🎸prisoner 009: kuroki riku 🎸

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lowpolypaws · 1 year ago

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NOT DORORO SAYING HE DOESNT LIKE FAT PEOPLE IN THE DUB PLEASE KING ITS NOT IN YOUR HEART

#pawprints #i love how weirdly offensive the funimation dub is sometimes it completely catches me off guard

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camping-with-monsters · 1 year ago

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A relatively new addition to the cast of Duck Duck Goose, this is the malevolent and ill-tempered Little Bo Peep!

A ruthless little girl of blood and wool, she’s got a thin patience to those that oppose the goal of the sheep. She’s got quite the arsenal around her— a widespread flock of friendly looking little lambs that are much less cutesy when in battle. With relentless little manic sheep that are spotted all over the place, the sheep are spoken to have a vendetta against canine-kind and all things wolf-related, as they’ve grown tired of being thrown around and hunted so mercilessly by all the real big bad wolves of the world. When prey becomes predator, a leader is to be crowned to remind of the motive— and this is where Bo Peep— a girl perfectly fit for the job— comes into play.

Little Bo Peep is the human protector of these wooly little animals, and she’s been crowned to represent what they want— revenge; against all who have ever feasted their chop and harvested their wool. She’s uptight and snobbish— a total brat far too spoiled beyond repair. She makes the utmost perfect host for controlling, frolicking alongside the flock as it continues to flourish and grow. The sheep and their leader are the living proof not to trust all things cute and cuddly. In fact, they’re all proof that trust is a fragile virtue granted and destroyed— all you have to do is look into the gaze of Bo Peep the wrong way and you’ll find yourself with wool over your eyes!

Special thanks to @pazam, @menthum-mint and @shroingushour for some help with ideas for the finalized design! I had a little bit of trouble making her outfit a little more interesting initially, haha!

#HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER #she’s one of several planned antagonists actually #It might be somewhat hard to tell but she’s supposed to be like. little kid sized. she’s a child #the sheep with her are just. very small as well. lamb sized even.#They’re a real ‘quantity over quality’ type deal because what they don’t have in strenghr they do have in numbers #Like they don’t really have too much strength to them aside from some oddly differences compared to normal sheep #like these guys are smaller and way cuter and come in different colors #but it’s when they’re in large groups it becomes harder to manage #they’re surprisingly very widespread. they basically cover a lot of ground. they sorta know what they want and so does Bo Peep #Usually Bo is always seen with at least one sheep close by her side #she does use the scythe offensively but only should it be needed to #most of the time she sheep keep her guarded and make sure she won’t need to #And of course it’s also worth mentioning that like. Bo and Red have some beef with each other #because of the whole “antagonizing of wolves” thing. y’know #i mean there’s actually quite a story to her as well as Red #but like. well. there’s a lot I’m not saying on purpose :) those who already know already know :)#Little Bo Peep #Duck Duck Goose #Ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

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bog-witch-blair · 1 year ago

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I like how Link can walk around gerudo town without pants on but the SECOND he even considers takin off his shirt he's thrown in jail.

#blair's babblings #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #like yea sure you can wander around free balling all ya want but DO NOT think about trying to show off ur pasty ass nonexistent abs #i like to think its cuz hes not ripped and they take offense to this dude who saved them TWICE being some tiny twig with no muscles #also love the whole 'BLONDE! NO ABS! NOT A VAI!' that all the gerudo guards use to recognize Link

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general-george-washington · 1 year ago

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I understand defensively, like personal protection dogs and such but I do think that breeding a dog to be human aggressive is a very very bad idea

#a lot of dogs are aggressive toward people they dont know going on their territory and thats fine!#bit selectively breeding for animals to be aggressive toward people offensively. that does not sit well with me #im also mostly talking about police and military work. i do not think that using dogs as offensive weapons is ethical #esp bc a lot of the breeds commonly used are herding breeds turned weapon #(a different type of herding than we're used to in the US but still)#which. i understand that there might not be a difference between offensive and defensive reactions in breeding #in which care i will sit back and resign my statement but this does sit wrong with me #(like. the biggest part of this is that i dont think its ethical to sick dogs on people. guard dogs are different)#(but i also think attack dogs are bad)#*not sit right with me

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omg-just-peachy · 7 months ago

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i've gotten used to seeing stede with a beard pretty often but AZIRAPHALE + a beard will be jarring to me every time like WHO is that

#obvs no offense if that's your thing it just catches me off guard lol #good omens

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