#offensive angst

[exquisitelyinsanelady]

i suddenly want to draw ceroba helpless and with her mouth sewed shut as she is forced to watch her only friend die and the murderer proceeding to ditch her

[luna-loveboop]

I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.

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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D

[nachocheezos21]

idk if anyone actually made a fic of this but uh............

i'd be so down to read an angst fic relating to sebastian and his religious belief

sebastian's half-chilean, and chile's biggest religion is roman catholicism. i'd imagine he grew up with his mom teaching him how to pray and all that, as well as being an active member of the church. perhaps he still believes in his god, maybe not as much as before due to college, but he still actively prays and what-not.

how would he deal with urbanshade contradicting his beliefs? the pentagram plastered all over the blacksite just uneases him in some way, but never thinks too much about it. it's not his place to ask, after all.

would he be praying as the doctors and scientists performed on him? genetically mutilating him for the purposes of science – destroying how god intended the human body to be. imagine his prayers for forgiveness for even participating in something like this, even unwillingly.

even in his monstrous form, would he still be blaming himself for how he looks? i mean, he's no longer molded into what his god deems as human – artificially modified, unethically interfering with the divine natural.

what about when he's being hunted down by the player? how he would cry for his mother's warmth once more, while begging for forgiveness for all of his sins – intentional or not – to a god that didn't even hear his pleas.

[fotze-politics]

[xoxojisu]

guys wtf. why has NOTHING been written EVER for killua since like 2020. like real actual fanfics not js 100-word posts abt a random unmeaningful scenario. pls i NEED killua fics. i NEED that killua zolDICK in me RN but i can’t bc there r no fanfics for him. pls guys help

[bluestarjay]

Most of my hinata headcanons are based on the fact that most people write him pretty shallowly- as nothing more than his height and love of volleyball, his need to fly, and the fact he's friendly. The really well written stuff writes him well, as a kind of enigma, but even then, one of his main traits is: Oh, he's pure sunshine!! His eyes shone with pride and determination, a hunger to win; to fly, etc, etc. Right? With most ships, it's just about how beautiful he looks in the sunset/sunrise with his hair and eyes. My point is that he's mischaracterized without really being mischaracterized because it's all *true*. he is absolutely gorgeous, and he does have a hunger to win and fly, and volleyball is his entire world, but there's sooooo much more still.

Normally, I hc him according to canon; according to scenes from the manga/anime, and then further analyzing it, yk? But I *truly* think hinata shoyo would be a good liar and hard to read.

It's already somewhat canon that people find him confusing, in the fact that he's a people pleaser and switches up really quickly to make people happy. He'll say something, and then someone will disagree, and he'll immediately switch up so that person won't dislike him for his different opinion, ykwim?

And then people never know what he's thinking, either. He's completely oblivious to his own feelings but is hyper aware of other people's feelings. He doesn't notice when he's running a fever of 102° but notices that someone has 2/5 symptoms of the flu 💀💀 like my guy can remember suuuuper specific details about a person's life, like the day their great aunt's cat died, but forgets his own bday.

He's actually really smart, but he's failing all his classes bc he can't focus. I think he'd be really good at math, but really only with like decimals and uhh money math, like he's good at calculating tax and saving money, but that's bc he grew up especially poor and had to be cautious with money. He'd probably be better with Japanese literature than English literature bc obvi that's his native language, and I think he'd really like linguistics post Brazil.

But, he also has his signature death stare, and I kinda came up with a hc based off it; since we all agree he has adhd, a part of it is zoning out, and i think he'll sit hunched over like L and just do his little death stare out to nothing or nowhere in particular, or will sit on his bed zoned out doing the death stare out towards the door, with the lights off, and someone will walk in and scream. He just randomly hunches over like L sometimes, and daichi will tell him that it's bad for his back, and he'll say, "But it's comfy :(" actually I think I'm just writing autistic hinata rn oopsies it's ok tho we love autism hcs here!!

Since he's really small (probably underweight actually), he can fit into really small spaces, and he thinks they're comfy (me guys). But at the same time, he loves big fields and gyms bc he likes to run around. Basically, he says and does really conflicting things, and it confuses people, which is another reason he was bullied in middle school.

He started doing the death stare as a defense mechanism in middle school actually, bc older, taller kids tried to use that to their advantage and bully him, but glaring at them weird made them walk away. Also, contrary to popular belief, I hc he can fight. So many people have just decided he's, like, too weak to fight or smth?? Like they think he can't defend himself physically, which I personally think he could, but yk, anxiety, so he doesn't. Like my guy is an athlete, have you seen him?? He may be small, but if he wasn't frozen in fear and anxiety, he could beat someone's ass!!

I said before I actually do think he could lie, bc one again, he's a people pleaser, and I feel like once when he was a kid, a family friend or someone or like when he was at a friend's house, they made dinner and he didn't like it, so he lied about liking it, but the person knew he lied and called him out on it and he cried bc he lied abt liking it and lying is bad, but also telling them he didn't like the food is rude, which is also bad. So then he decided he'd learn how to lie. Also, ik he uses his height and baby face to his advantage!! ***Depending on the person*** he can get away with just about anything bc "🥺🥺🥺" and then when everybody else calls him out for it he's like "L fuck you hehehe 😜💪💪" Like he drew a 🍆 pp on the wall or something once and then blamed it on kageyama and the teacher believed him.

And even though he's a people pleaser, he's managed to find peace in playing pranks and being mean, in a normal teenager way ofc, because suga helped him come out of his shell (suga purely bc he is mischievous but still responsible and nice)(and then suga asks Asahi why he can't be like hinata bc Asahi can barely even write with pencil on a desk, let alone sharpie anything so 'vulgar' on school property (it's not *just* because he's scared bc it's vulgar it's also bc he doesn't think those kinds of jokes are funny, and simply doesn't understand why writing on school property is fun (that's how I feel, idk 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️) ))

BTW, guys, half of these are to spite my friend who calls hinata a "bean 🥺" even though she's not on Tumblr. Also, I think I'm gonna start organizing these kinds of posts so they're easier to read, haha. Does anyone want any character specific hc posts since I always do hinata?

[anxiously-going]

Hey what instead of starving Jim for day 12 of whimptober I starved Bones instead?

[sh1-n0bu]

at this point i’m 100% sure that almost all of my followers are here bc i write smut

[ratsbanes]

why are there so many outsiders fics that are omega verse and ponyboy x any of the guys that are over the age of 17 including his own brothers

[vanillaxoshi]

I always laugh whenever i remember that Boi factually have the power of the sun. Like the literal sun. A fucking star.

Lightning, wind, earth, water, ice, fire, plants? Oh no yea thats normal element stuff

*shines a light over solar* but this? THIS IS A FUCKING STAR PEOPLE

Funny whenever thats remembered, boi could just use him too at tough moments

But then he chooses fusion instead with him

Thats like also a 'new' element in his timeline

He uses all the elements, probably because solar is mostly impractical or more of a one shot murder

[katielynn526]

Honestly, one of the best things to come out of TMNT Mutant Mayhem is the fact that we can finally have actual canon fanfics set in high school without them having to be Human AUs

[takaraphoenix]

I know once upon a time, you watched 9-1-1. Do you still keep up with it or did your interest in it die? I'm asking because I haven't seen you post or reblog anything about it recently but was curious if you've seen the news about it.

Due to the writer's strike, the break between seasons was so long, I decided to rewatch the last season first before starting the current season!

But yes, I'm still very much watching, I love that show. Rare for me to love canon pairings and I adore Bobby/Athena and Karen/Hen, so this show would have to fundamentally fuck up for me to drop it! (Still sad about Michael being written out, though I understand the IRL reasoning.)

I have seen the news about it though, or I think I know what you're referring to, at least, and I'm... already exhausted because the way I learned about it, of course, was by shippers treating this as Step One to getting their ship be canon. And I think that canon queer rep should be celebrated about being canon queer rep and not be used as stepping stones to get your non-canon ships canon. So that's, I don't know, disappointing behavior.

Can't attest to how well it was handled though because I haven't seen it yet. I hope it's actually handled. I hope there is actual... consideration. The character considering his sexuality, I mean. We so rarely get self-finding stories when it comes to queerness, too often we're just the side-characters who are already fully in their identity when they step onto our screen and considering that he has never shown any interest in men before, a retcon of "yeah no he's been bi all along" would be wild. Which, also, I hope that consideration of his sexuality leads to explicit labeling, something that's also too often hand-waved and you get to guess the sexuality by what partners a character is shown with.

So, yeah! Once I finish my rewatch, I'll get onto the current season and see how they handled it for myself and see if I like how they handled it. If I do, you can expect a delighted rant here. If I don't... well, I hope I do.

[iriysse]

headcanon.

Even though Aredhel was initially thrilled to leave Nan Elmoth, when it finally sank in that she had escaped she broke down. Maeglin had to hold her tight so she wouldn't hurt herself as fear struck her so fiercely she nearly gave away their position to the monsters in Nan Gorgotheb. She couldn't completely verbalize it, but it was as if the last 80 years slammed into her all at once, accompanied with the fear that if Eöl could very well still catch them and drag them back.

At last Maeglin was forced to enchant her into a sleep. When she woke, she was calmer -- numb would be a better descriptor -- and they proceeded to Gondolin.

[drawer-ghost]

I think that the Mario fandom needs to drop the "Tumblr sexyman-ified" version they made of Mr. L and embrace the fact that realistically he'd just be a huge pathetic nerd trying to be cool and mean/affectionely <3

[anxiousgaypanicking]

Spicy anxceit headcannons? 💜💛 if your ok with that ofc

theyre both HUGE biters, and theyve both got fangs and venom so they both basically compete to see who can bite who first

i believe that janus has two types of venom - a type that arouses, and a type that relaxes - while virgil solely has venom that relaxes and subdues. basically, i think when they cant agree on whos topping, theyll bite and inject each other until one of them is too relaxed and lazy to fight back and lets themself submit. more often than not however this ends with them both sleepily cuddling and bitching under their breath about how they'll get them next time

they both also have a huge think for marking. janus likes his bites being on clear display, mostly to embarrass virgil, while virgil himself is just possessive. only half of januss body can be marked up (his scales are too sensitive to be bitten - it'll hurt, and not in the sexy way - and obviously you cant leave hickeys over scales), but that doesn't stop virgil from biting everywhere he can. januss neck, his earlobe, his collarbone, his stomach, etc

janus has a thing for feeding virgil, mostly stemming from the fact virgil has unhealthy and irregular eating habits. janus will make him big meals and feed him by the forkfull, and will reward virgil with a quick handjob if he eats enough

both of them like bondage in different regards. virgil likes webbing janus up with soft silky webs that are guaranteed not to irritate januss sensitive skin, but are still tight enough to immobilize him. janus likes coiling virgil up with his naga tail, squeezing around him until the pressure relaxes and melts him, and then uses him like a silly sex toy

[bunbunbunni]

Thinking very sappy thoughts about Orion (they/them) and Astrophel (he/they) this morning (at least their relationship before they broke up lol)

Thinks very lovingly about them being top students on the zariman together… Definitely ran for class president against each other. Waking up scared out of their cryopods, quickly finding each other again and not letting the other out of their sight… Orion cutting Astrophel’s hair… Orion choosing the name “Astrophel” for them and gifting them the crown they will never take off. Learning how to bind their chests together. The nervous hand holding and arm touches. Too scared to kiss.

Orion and Astro’s mutual obsession with Orokin history. Orion’s obsessive delusions about wanting to be a Dax, wanting to be a Dax to their Orokin Prince (Astro). Their Warframes ( Empress/Prime!Titania x Feyarch!Oberon).

Astrophel taking on too many responsibilities, having less and less time for Orion. Astrophel crumbling under the weight of the pedestal Orion put him on. Their young, passionate love cracking because they are young! They don’t know how to manage emotions much less a relationship yet— Orion expecting too much of Astro and Astro being avoidant, unable to swallow their pride and shatter the perfect image of themself in Orion’s mind.

And finally, their split.

Orion still tries to hold Astro’s hand whenever he sees them. And Astrophel still wears the crown he was given long ago.