#ofc this is. just what players know; just the basics

[stlllle]

Hello! I would just like to say off the bat that I LOOVE your writing, it makes me giggle and kick my feet whenever I read them.

But anyways, could I request a Yandere Dae-ho x male!reader smut fic?

Basically the reader gets Invited to join gihuns group by dae-ho after he notices that the reader gets kicked out of his team for being seen as the "weaker link". Gradually over time, dae-ho gets more obsessed with the reader to the point he can't stand the reader forming deeper connections/talking with anyone else in the group or just even a small conversation with another player. If it's another player, he'll pull them to the side and blackmail them the best he can within the games in order to get them to stay away from the reader, knowing nobody is going to believe the other players even if they told anyone or the reader due to dae-hos kind and cheerful persona, at some points he'll even purposefully trip those said players in mingle to get them killed.

In hide and seek (better known as keys and knives/the 4th game), dae-ho ends up successfully switching with someone and is a seeker (this should've happened in canon trust). Dae-ho also kills any other players that the reader talked with out of spite, when he starts looking for the reader, he catches another seek attempting to kill the reader and kills the seeker before they could kill the reader

In the end, dae-ho physically and mentally can't take it anymore and confesses everything he feels for the reader and fucks him in one of the rooms, and uses the dead seekers body as a barricade to keep anybody else from getting in? (With consent ofc)

I apologize if this seems messy! I just rarely see any x male reader fics for dae-ho 💔

Mine to the End

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Pairing: Dae-ho x Male!Reader

Rating: +18 / NSFW

Genre: Yandere, Darkfic, Angst, Smut, Psychological Horror

Warnings: Violence, Obsession, Manipulation, Murder, Non-con themes, Knife play, Blood, Death, NSFW content (MLM), possessive behavior, mental instability.

Word count: ~15k

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Summary:

In the brutal world of Squid Game, survival comes at a price — and some players are willing to pay it in blood. One lonely player finds himself drawn into the orbit of a seemingly cheerful teammate. But behind that smile hides something far darker, and as the games progress, protection turns to obsession… and there’s no escape once you belong to him.

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Author’s Note:

Hello! I’m genuinely so happy you enjoy my posts 😃. I really loved your request!

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure how well it turned out (I rewrote and deleted this about ten times lol), but I sincerely hope it meets your expectations 🙂. It was a bit of a challenge for me, since it’s my first time writing a smut scene between men, so I had to do a bit of research… but I truly hope it makes sense and captures what you imagined (and if not — please feel free to tell me!). If you have more ideas, don’t hesitate to send them my way! I’d be so happy to write them for you.

That’s all — enjoy the read 😛✨

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My requests are open if you’d like to send something else my way 😊

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POV: Dae-ho

I’d never really paid attention to him before. I mean… I’d seen him around, sure. Sitting in the corner, hair hanging in his face, those exhausted, scared eyes that screamed he didn’t belong here. One of those players you glance at and think “he won’t make it to the next round.”

I thought that.

And now, I realize how fucking stupid I was.

That night, they kicked him out of his team. A bunch of morons pointing fingers like he was some rotten piece of trash.

“Too weak. He’ll get us all killed.”

“He just stands there shaking.”

“First one to die, for sure.”

I heard it all. Sitting nearby, pretending not to listen. But my eyes never left him. The way he tried to speak up but nobody let him. The way he lowered his head and bit his lip, trying not to cry.

Pathetic. Fragile. Helpless.

Perfect.

When I saw him crouched against the wall, alone, I knew it. That was it. He was for me. Just the right kind. And I could do something about it.

I stood up, adjusted my jacket, and walked over. Wearing that easy, friendly grin — the kind that makes people let their guard down. I was good at this. Damn good.

“Hey,” I called out, stopping in front of him. He looked like he wanted to shrink even more, like I was just another one about to kick him while he was down.

He glanced up at me, those dark, tired, scared eyes. Like he was expecting anything but kindness.

“You… got a team yet?” I asked.

He shook his head, hesitant. Obvious. Of course he didn’t.

“How about you join ours? Got room. Safer that way, yeah?” I flashed my usual wide smile, soft voice. The kind everyone trusted around here.

He hesitated for a moment, then nodded. I saw it in his eyes — a flicker of relief. Predictable.

Easy.

I slung my arm around his shoulders, feeling him flinch a little under my touch. Adorable. Led him back to Gi-hun’s group. Nobody complained — who the hell would? My image was spotless.

From that moment on, he was mine.

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During the Mingle, he tried making conversation with a couple of them. Idiots. Some even found his anxious little stammers kinda cute. I saw it all from a distance, pretending I didn’t care.

But I cared.

It was only a matter of time before someone crossed a line.

This one girl — I think her number was 271 — got too close. Spent too long. Laughing at his awkward jokes. Touching his arm.

I watched all of it. Pretended I wasn’t looking.

But I was.

That night, when most people were settling down, I went after her. She was digging through some scraps of bread, murmuring with another woman. I slipped up beside her, casual as ever.

“Hey. 271, right?” I whispered.

She glanced at me, wary.

“What?”

I leaned in, my smile in place.

“About 199. Stay away. Friendly advice.”

She frowned.

“You’re fucking crazy. I was just talking to him.”

I smiled wider.

“I know. But… accidents happen, you know? Someone trips in the next game, catches a knife in the gut… I’d be so sad if something like that happened to you.”

Her eyes widened. I gave her shoulder a little pat.

“Take care of yourself, alright?”

And walked away like nothing happened.

And it worked.

Next day, she didn’t even glance his way.

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The following days, I kept it up. A couple more tried too. There’s always some idiot wanting to play hero or make a friend. But a whispered threat, a little shove in the crowd. People get the message.

Nobody suspected me, of course. Because I was Dae-ho. The nice guy. The friendly one. The protector. The guy everyone liked.

Nobody suspects the one who smiles the most.

Except… he started to notice.

I saw it in his eyes. That confused look, trying to figure out why people suddenly wouldn’t talk to him. Why no one wanted to sit by him. Why even the most harmless conversations died out.

One night, he actually asked me about it.

“H-Hey Dae-ho… d-did you notice that… no one… wants to be around me?”

His voice was soft, dragged out, like he was scared to hear the answer.

I placed my hand on his shoulder.

“Ah, don’t worry about it. This place makes people weird. Everyone’s just trying to survive. It’s not personal. I’m here though, right?” I gave him my easy, reassuring smile.

He hesitated, then nodded. Like a scared little puppy.

God, what a sight.

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That night, I stayed up watching him sleep.

Even with the grime and exhaustion, his face… it had something beautiful. Something that was mine. And only mine. His messy dark hair falling over his closed eyes, those uneven breaths. Curled up like the world was out to get him.

And it was.

But not me.

I forgave him.

I protected him.

I’d kill for him.

I’d spill blood for him.

First kill, first mess, first body on the floor — all for him.

And when no one else was left, when it was just us… then he’d understand.

He’d be mine.

And I’d be his.

Forever.

POV: Dae-ho

The red marble rolled into my palm, and a wicked grin formed in my chest.

Seeker.

The best fucking draw I could’ve hoped for.

I faked a disappointed sigh for show.

Looked straight at him — Player 199 — holding that little blue marble in his trembling hand.

Eyes wide, chest heaving, lips parted like he was already seconds from crying.

He had no idea what was coming.

I walked over slowly, like a concerned friend.

— "Damn… guess I won’t get to be on your team again." I murmured softly, masking the hunger in my voice. "Take care, alright? For me."

He nodded, and fuck — the way his eyes shimmered with trust and fear at the same time made my cock twitch.

This kid was mine.

The alarm blared, and chaos broke loose.

People running, shoving, screaming.

I grabbed my knife from the table, cold and sharp in my palm.

Today was the day.

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Two pathetic hiders crouched behind some boxes.

One slash to the throat, and the other barely got out a whimper before I buried my blade in his gut and twisted.

The hot spray of blood on my face calmed me.

But none of them mattered. Only one person did.

That bitch who kept flirting with him the other day?

Found her dead behind some chairs.

I made sure of it.

Pulled her by the hair, knife to her stomach.

— "No one fucking touches him."

Left her bleeding out.

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I kept moving, but my eyes were hunting for him.

My blood boiled.

Then I heard it.

His voice. That trembling, desperate little cry.

I moved fast.

My pulse pounding in my ears.

And there he was.

A seeker cornering him against the wall, knife raised.

I didn’t think — didn’t hesitate.

I slid my blade into the bastard’s neck from behind.

Blood splattered hot across my hand.

The body hit the floor.

He stood there frozen, shaking, his chest heaving.

Eyes wide, face pale.

Beautiful.

I stepped in, cupped his face. His skin was feverish, wet with sweat and tears.

— "It’s me… it’s okay, I’m here."

He flinched, but didn’t pull away.

I grabbed his hand.

— "Come with me. Now."

He followed.

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I dragged him into an empty room, door half open, stinking of blood and metal.

A dead seeker’s body slumped by the wall.

I pulled the corpse over and propped it against the door.

He stood there in the middle of the room, trembling like a leaf, chest rising and falling fast.

I was already fucking hard.

That small, fragile frame.

Sweat-soaked hair stuck to his forehead.

His hands trembling.

Perfect.

I stepped closer, footsteps echoing on the grimy floor.

— "Look at you… shaking so bad, and you’re already fucking hard, aren’t you?"

My hand went straight to his crotch, palming the hard length beneath the fabric.

He gasped, trying to pull away.

Pathetic. Innocent. Mine.

— "Don’t lie to me. I know you wanted this. Dreamed about it. Me fucking you so hard you’d forget your name."

I squeezed tighter.

His breath hitched.

I crashed my mouth onto his — a rough, desperate kiss, tongues clashing, teeth scraping.

I bit his lower lip, hard enough to draw blood, and he whimpered.

I pinned his wrists above his head with one hand and ripped his shirt open.

Sweaty, pale skin marked with bruises and dirt.

Ran my hands down his chest, leaving red trails.

I let go of his hands only to rip open his pants and yank them down with his briefs.

His cock was hard, leaking at the tip.

I dropped to my knees, licking a long stripe up the shaft.

He trembled, a broken moan escaping.

I swallowed him whole.

Throat-deep.

His hands gripped my hair, half trying to pull away, half pushing me down.

The taste of him, the heat, the faint taste of sweat and fear — made my cock ache.

I sucked hard, taking him to the back of my throat, letting him gag a little.

Pulled off with a wet pop, grinning up at him.

Dropped my own pants.

My cock was rock-hard, veined, dripping pre-cum.

I spun him around, shoved him face-first against the wall.

His body fit perfectly in my hands. Small. Easy to control.

I spread his ass cheeks, running my fingers over his tight entrance.

Spit in my palm and rubbed it over.

— "It’s happening. Right now."

I pressed the head of my cock against his hole.

He let out a strangled cry.

— "W-wait, Dae-ho, it— it hurts—"

I grabbed his hips, thrusting in.

The tight heat gripped me like a fucking vice.

He screamed.

— "You’ll get used to it. You’ll love it."

I stayed still for a second, feeling him clench around me.

Then started moving.

Hard. Deep. Ruthless.

Skin slapping.

His cries mixing with my grunts.

Each thrust made his ass bounce against me, his cock smearing pre-cum on the wall.

I grabbed a fistful of his hair, yanked his head back.

— "Say you’re mine. Say it."

He sobbed.

— "I-I’m yours…"

I fucked him deeper, harder.

Pulled him off the wall, bent him over an old table.

Spread his legs, lined up, and slammed back inside.

The table creaked, his body jerking with every thrust.

One hand gripped his hips, the other stroked his leaking cock.

He was rock-hard. Dripping.

— "Look at this — moaning like a whore while I destroy you."

He whimpered, head lolling to the side.

I bit down on his sweaty neck, marking him.

Came deep inside him.

Filling him to the brim.

But I wasn’t done.

Flipped him onto his back on the table.

Missionary.

Pushed back inside, staring straight into his dazed, teary eyes.

One hand wrapped around his throat, the other jerking him off.

— "Cum for me. Now. I wanna see your face when you lose it."

He cried out, legs shaking, and came all over his chest.

Hot, thick ropes of cum.

I fucked him through it, milking every last drop before releasing inside him again.

Stayed buried deep, panting.

Ran my hand over his face, licking his cum off his chest.

— "Now you’re mine. And no one else will ever fucking have you."

He stared up at me, ruined, trembling, crying, still hard.

Exactly how I wanted him.

Reader's POV

My entire body ached. Every muscle throbbed, and the warm sensation running down my legs made me want to disappear. I was lying on that old, dirty table, the rough wood scraping against my back, while the suffocating air of that cramped room reeked of blood, sweat, and semen.

Dae-ho stood there, right in front of me. His smile… it was wrong. Too wide, his eyes shining in a way that made my stomach twist. And yet… some broken, miserable part of me felt grateful he had saved me. No matter how fucked up that was.

My head spun. I could barely process what had just happened. My body trembled, not just from exhaustion or physical pain, but from fear. A suffocating fear that made it hard to breathe.

He walked toward me, every step pounding in my chest like a thunderclap. I instinctively inched toward the edge of the table, desperate to get away, to flee, but there was nowhere to go.

"You were perfect, you know that?" he murmured, his fingers brushing my face, wiping away a bead of sweat rolling down my temple. "So beautiful… completely ruined by me. I always knew we’d end up like this."

My stomach turned. I didn’t know if I wanted to cry, scream, or beg. The desperate will to live mixed with the horror of what he’d done… of what I’d let happen.

"D-Dae-ho… this… this isn’t right…" my voice came out weak, hoarse, barely a whisper.

His grin widened even more.

"Not right? Who decides what’s right here? I saved you. I protected you when no one else wanted you. When everyone else turned their backs. You should be thanking me on your knees, fuck."

He took another step, and my legs threatened to give out.

My eyes darted toward the door blocked by the dead seeker’s body. The metallic stench made my head spin. I wanted to vomit. Wanted to wake up from this nightmare.

"I… I’m grateful… you…" I swallowed hard, trying to buy time. "You don’t… you don’t have to do this…"

He laughed, but it wasn’t a normal laugh. It was low, rough, almost childlike in how it took pleasure in my misery.

"But I do." He picked up the bloodstained knife from the floor, spinning it between his fingers. "Because if you’re not mine… you won’t be anyone’s."

My heart raced. That cold fear crawled up my spine. My hands were sweating, my legs weak. I knew what was coming. I finally understood there was no way out.

"Dae-ho… please…" I tried, tears already stinging my eyes.

He came closer and cupped my sweaty, dirty face. His thumb wiped away a tear rolling down.

"Shhh… don’t cry, baby… I’m going to take care of you. Always." He leaned in and kissed my forehead. "I just have to make sure no one else ever gets that chance."

I tried to gather my strength, but my body was limp. He pushed me back onto the table easily.

"I love you, you know that? Since day one. When I saw you there, all alone, scared, I knew you were mine. That no one else could ever touch you. And I waited… waited for the right moment." He sighed, staring at the blade. "And now you’re mine. Mine forever."

The knife gleamed under the dim light.

"D-Dae-ho, please…" my voice cracked.

He took a deep breath, like he was trying to calm himself.

"It’ll be quick, I promise." He said, and then drove the blade into my abdomen.

The pain was unbearable. A burning, slicing heat spread through my body. I screamed, the sound muffled by my own blood.

"I told you you’re mine… only mine…" he muttered, plunging the knife again. And again. Every stab tearing a piece of me away.

My eyes filled with tears, my vision blurring. I felt the warmth of my own blood coating my skin with every move he made.

My body instinctively writhed, but I was too weak.

His face was the last thing I saw. Those eyes shining with pleasure. That deranged grin. His ragged breathing.

My consciousness began to fade. The world around me turning into nothing but sound and blurred light. I thought of when it all started, the games, the nervous laughs, the foolish hope of surviving… and now here.

Dae-ho leaned down, kissing my bloodstained lips.

"Forever mine…" he whispered.

My last strength drained away, and then everything went dark.

[Extra Scene — After the Murder | Dae-ho’s POV]

The silence after the final stab was louder than any scream.

I stood there, knife still in my hand, warm blood running down my fingers, staring at that small, lifeless body on the table. He looked beautiful. So perfect like that… pale skin stained with red, chest rising and falling until it didn’t anymore.

His face, even smeared with blood and dried tears, still looked peaceful. Finally calm.

I stepped closer and brushed my fingers along his cold cheek.

“Now you’re only mine…” I whispered, a deranged smile curling my lips.

Leaning in, I kissed his lifeless lips, tasting the metallic mix of blood and spit. The taste of my victory.

The room reeked. Blood. Sweat. Fear. And yet… it was the most beautiful place in the world to me in that moment. I wanted to freeze time right here. Wanted to stay with him forever.

I pushed a few strands of hair off his sweaty forehead. He’d looked so beautiful moaning my name… and now, even dead, he was still perfect.

“I told you,” I murmured. “I told you no one else was ever going to have you. Not touch you. Not even look at you.”

My breathing was heavy, my chest rising and falling quickly, blood-soaked fingers trembling. My heart pounded in my chest, not with fear or guilt, but with something worse. Pleasure. Peace.

I sat beside his body, just watching. Not missing a detail. The marks I left, the scratches on his skin, the stains, the exhausted expression.

For a brief second, I pointed the knife at myself. Thought, “If I kill myself now, I’ll stay with him here.” But no. I still had things to do. There were people who got too close to him. I had to finish what I started. Clean this game.

But I’d come back. I’d always come back for him.

Standing up, I carefully arranged his body on the table, like tucking someone in for sleep. I gave him one last kiss on the forehead.

“Wait for me, baby… I’ll be back. I promise.”

I grabbed the knife, wiped the blood off my hands on my uniform, and gave one final look at his face… leaving the room filled with death behind me, his body untouched by anyone else.

Forever mine.

[End]

[waywardsalt]

anyways ph you know when you finish the temple of fire and head back down to the ship and find that linebeck isnt where he usually is, because he’s at astrids? what’s he doing there

[unproduciblesmackdown]

tfw my shifting dream threads for a bit were all framed as Media & all had will roland acting a Role. first was "here's a short film w/him & some guy & he's wearing sort of a smock sort of a dress over pants & a sweater & we're like yeah cute. kind of about his role getting mentorship about performing a role but at first neither are sure they're that interested in this creative process & i suppose that will bear the plot" then was "idk the plot but i was also doing A Role & i heard a roger mentioned & i am like is this the will roland role? so i ad lib leaning over like [as in roger that] & he ad libs [never heard that one before XD] so yes" like can't go wrong, a [hop, skip] of a name as you can sort of glissade in & out on the R but with an untamed Short O &, looks something up, affricate in the mix for panache. third time i was the wrole b/c i advanced a Gay Love Interest? thread by leaning over like "amicable perhaps teasing interaction with this guy" then like "and what of beaming about it afterwards when it was simply momentary & even while you've turned away" & beyond that there was still a wrole in an ensemble plotline. thank you & goodnight

[gyaruhana]

hiiii!

if it is not too much to ask, could you please do player 120 (cho hyun-ju) sfw and nsfw headcanons for fem reader, plsss??(ofc, only if u are comfortable, no pressure🫶🏻🫶🏻)

Ty, and wish u a good day/night 💞

Cho Hyun-Ju/Player 120 - Headcannons

Synopsis: Hyun-Ju sfw and nsfw headcannons !!

A/N: tried my best to write for this absolute girlboss who highkey carried the series

Warnings: nsfw content, fingering, pussy eating, pretty vanilla actually

SFW:

➠ Honestly best gf one could ask for

➠ She’s so caring and ridiculously patient

➠ Showers you in compliments !! always calling you pretty and complimenting what you wear/how you look

➠ If you’re ever insecure she’s so reassuring and knows just how to make you feel better

➠ Not a lot of PDA other than some basic hand holding but she doesn’t shy away from being open about your relationship

➠ Cute dates like picnics because she’s honestly a romantic..

➠ You could honestly just sit in silence and stare at each other for ages and you do, in fact, stare at each other

➠ She’s always open to trying new things with you like ice skating because quality time with the person who cares about her and accepts her for who she is will always be a must for her

➠ Super protective of you !!

➠ She keeps all the creeps away from you 

➠ She actually doesn’t get jealous.. Just concerned when someone flirts with you because she hates when you’re uncomfortable

➠ Very easily slips in and openly tells whoevers flirting that you’re taken by her

➠ If they don't get the message, she'll just walk away but if they try to get physical she WILL put them in their place

➠ Overall, perfect girlfriend. I will never change my mind !!

NSFW:

➠ Prefers to take care of you so she’s actually quite gentle in bed

➠ You are her number one priority so expect her to literally always bring you to the best releases !!

➠ Honestly enjoys fingering you so she can watch your expressions

➠ Don’t be afraid to get loud. She wants you to say what you’re feeling all the time !!

➠ She, herself, isn’t very loud but she does make some comments praising you for taking her fingers so well.

➠ Gentle kisses all the way ! No matter where she’s leaving them, it’s so gentle. Your lips, your neck, your thighs- every kiss she leaves is so full with love 

➠ When she eats you out, still gentle and not messy. She’s polite with it😭

➠ Rubs soft circles on your clit when you’re close to make your orgasm that much better

➠ I feel like she’d prefer to dom but if you want to be dom, she’d let you

➠ Overall, sex with her is more gentle and loving because she wants you to know how important you are to her

"Just breathe. I'll make you feel good, baby," she says as she thrusts two of her fingers in and out of you. Her fingers reach all the right places and, just when you thought it couldn't get any better, she begins to rub your clit in a soft, circular motion with her thumb. The action forces a moan from your throat as you feel yourself draw closer to a release. She smiles as she looks at you and gently squeezes your thigh with her other hand. "There you go, don't hold back. Just cum on my fingers, yeah?"

[bloodstainsandconfetti]

I think it’s important that we talk about Swansea and how he’s VERY MUCH SO meant to be a foil to Jimmy.

While Swansea comes off as grouchy, abrasive, and stubborn, the biggest thing about his character is that he’s HONEST. Brutally so. Meanwhile, Jimmy basically lies through his teeth to both himself, and everyone else, from the first moment we meet his character.

Swansea comes off as stubborn, as if he doesn’t take his coworkers seriously, not because he genuinely looks down on them but because he doesn’t want them to get hurt. While he does see Daisuke as just this naive young adult, we learn in the execution scene that he doesn’t necessarily see that as a bad thing. He wants Daisuke to retain that light that he lost as grew to become grizzled and exploited.

Swansea knows he’s good at his job and so he TAKES RESPONSIBILITY by making sure HES the only one doing the dangerous work. Because he doesn’t WANT to push it onto someone else and get them hurt. Meanwhile, again, Jimmy basically manipulates Daisuke into sacrificing himself all so Jimmy can make sure Curly isn’t dead in medical. (While not even caring what Anya does to herself)

Daisuke is basically Swansea’s “Curly” if that makes sense. There are multiple lines of dialogue that hint to him saving the pod for him, to give him the best chance of survival. However, when he gets horrible injured in the vent, instead of FORCING HIM TO STAY ALIVE in tons of pain (like Jimmy did w/ Curly throughout the whole game) he ends his life BECAUSE he cares about how Daisuke feels and not just how HE feels. Cause we all know Jimmy keeps Curly alive for very selfish reasons.

After everything, Swansea is extremely honest about who he is. The type of person he was and is and could’ve been. The mistakes he’s made, the things he actually cares about, even if they’re flawed or unhealthy. Meanwhile, even then, Jimmy continues to deny what he is and what is intentions are and what he really wants. He CONTINUES to refuse to take any sort of responsibility even when Swansea says to his face that he already sees past it.

Swansea is basically the narrative opposite of Jimmy, while also, funnily enough, kinda being used as a red herring at first. I mean, he’s the fat angry alcoholic old guy who carries an axe everywhere so ofc you’d expect him to be the bad guy. The story even shows you him trying to kill Jimmy/the player without context, to further sort of bait ur expectations. When in reality, he’s the one who saw Jimmy for what he really was before anyone else really did.

[k1mbe3rly]

can i request a thanos and namgyu threesome smut?

ofc🥵

Can you handle it?

warnings; smut, ⚠️threesome⚠️ double penetration, anal, maybe a bit forced? rough sex, dom! Thanos and Namgyu, Shy!reader, Mean!nam gyu

Thanos and Nam gyu had chose you to play with them for the Six legs game, and honestly during it you felt rushed since Nam gyu would scream at you if you messed it up, but in the end yall made it out alive, THANK GOD.

“Guys. Once we vote all of yall are gonna keep playing. Just one more game until it hits one billion at least” Nam gyu spoke, you looked at him, “W-well i think that’s enough money for everyone..i mean.. you spoke shyly

“I said to fucking pick ‘O’ bitch! be fucking lucky, we practically saved your life!” Nam gyu yelled as you flinched a bit

“Nam-su chilll..i’m sure she knows what’s best for her.” Thanos said looking at us, he seemed like he was high or something.. who knows, “Dude..It’s Nam-gyu, don’t embarrass me infront of the Huzz..” Nam- gyu spoke

You raised an eyebrow and ignored it, you looked over at the rest of the team, Se-mi and Min-su, Se- mi had a palm to her hand looking bored as Min-su was just looking around nervously

You looked back at the two other boys, “So.. Señorita..what’s your name huh?” thanos called out leaning on the stairs

“Uh..y/n” you said fidgeting with your sleeve a bit, Thanos hummed and nodded “Pretty name for a pretty girl eh? right bro?” Nam-gyu said laughing and nudging Thanos, Thanos nodded and laughed a bit

You watched awkwardly as you laughed nervously but stopped not knowing what to do, they begin laughing even harder at something else, you got even more awkward scooting away a bit.

Time passed and it was time to vote, since you were player 427 you were the last one to vote out of all of them, you watched one by one, As se-mi voted she picked ‘X’ which made you bright up a bit.

As soon as your number was called you slowly walked over to the buttons looking around nervously, you looked at Se-mi who stared at you for a bit and looked back at thanos and nam gyu who were just smirking a bit

Finally you clicked on ‘X’ and quickly went to Se-mi.

“What a fucking bitch..” Nam gyu muttered, “Nah it’s alright, she’ll get what’s coming” Thanos said as he danced around a bit, Nam gyu looked at him with confusion but quickly realized what he meant and chuckled.

It was near lights out and you had went to the bathroom, and you were washing your hands, the door opened as you looked up and quickly widen your eyes at the two familiar figures, you quickly turned around trying to leave but thanos placed a hand on your shoulder.

“Hold onnn.. we’re not mad at you” Thanos said as you panicked, “Yea even tho you fucking betrayed us but whatever.” Nam gyu said as he grabbed your shoulder, “S-so if your not mad than.. w-what do you want..?” you said in fear, it was until Thanos slightly pushed you into a stall, “We just wanna have fun with you for a bit” Thanos said smirking, he pushed you onto the toilet seat.

Nam gyu looked around real quick before entering, he quickly walked into the stall and closed it locking it, he quickly faced you basically ripping off your jacket, you didn’t refuse or anything.

Once your jacket was off, Nam gyu shoved you up, and immediately shoved off both of your pants and panties roughly making you gasp, he quickly rubbed your pussy for a bit and stopped as he took off his own pants and boxers

“Have you ever took it up the ass pretty girl?” Thanos asked suddenly as Nam-gyu sat down on the toilet seat, “h-huh?!” you quickly said, “Have you ever had someone fuck you in the ass?” thanos stated again boldly, “What? no.. why would i-..” you said as you realized why he asked you that

“Well there’s a first time for anything.” Nam gyu said as grabbed on your hips, “Wait! I’ve never done this before!” you quickly said, “Chill..it’s just gonna hurt for a minute” Nam-gyu stated as he slightly spread you asscheeks a bit and had you sit over his cock for a minute, he grabbed his cock feeling your tight hole for a moment, without hesitation he quickly slammed your hips down making you scream a bit as thanos covered your mouth “Shh.. be gentle man.” Thanos said to Nam-gyu as he scoffed.

Nam gyu kept you there for a minute, you felt just a small sting of pain as it slowly went away “Does it still hurt?” Nam-gyu asked, at least he’s being a BIT gentle.., you shaked your head, he smirked as he started thrusting up, feeling your tight hole stretched out. you moaned a bit loudly on thanos hand.

Thanos than pulled down his pants and boxers as well and started jerking off to the sight of you and nam-gyu a bit, after a minute or two he grabbed your legs spreading them open in the air, he chuckled as he lined up his tip against your pussy. He than slowly bucked his hips towards a loud groan coming from him as you moaned from thanos and nam gyu still thrusting up into you.

Loud slapping sounds filled the stall as thanos was more vocal than Nam-gyu, thanos groaned quite loudly as he thrusted into your pussy hard and rough

Nam-gyu was way less vocal but you could still hear hard breathing from him as he fumbled with tits a bit thru your shirt while thrusting into your tight hole.

The knot in your stomach was starting to form realizing you were close to your orgasm, “Mm~!! m’gonna cum! augh~!” you moaned out loudly, Nam-gyu cock twitched as he groaned out a bit throwing his head back. Thanos was still fucking you hard and rough not slowing down at all.

After a bit you cummed on thanos cock as you moaned out loudly, Thanos didn’t care as he kept thrusting, Nam gyu groaned out loudly as he cummed into your hole. “Fuck..” he whispered as he stopped thrusting up and stayed there for a moment, Thanos kept going as he went even faster to cum as well, you kept moaning loudly “Fuck- i’m almost there holy shit!” thanos growled out as he gripped on your ankles, your eyes rolled back at the overstimulation, finally Thanos cummed inside you as he quickly pulled out his cock landing on your clit as his cum covered your clit a bit, he rubbed his tip against your clit for a moment and stopped once his cum stopped.

Thanos chuckled as he backed up. “Get this slut off me already.” Nam gyu said panting “C’mon get up princess” Thanos said grabbing you and pulling you up, Nam gyu slid his pants back on and walked out the stall without hesitation. “Don’t mind him.. he’s always like that” thanos said laughing. You didn’t say anything as you quickly put on your pants as well, thanos followed along and gave walked away turning back a blowing a kiss to you than laughing and leaving. What assholes.

[kenniesf1]

hi this is so random but i wanted to say love your smaus !! praying you write one for max one day 🙏

omg my first ever request, i'm printing this and putting it on my wall. HERE YOU GO!

the first date | MV1

pairing: max verstappen x pro tennis player!reader

summary: yn has been hinting at going on a first date with a pro athlete for a while and everyone has been speculating on who it is.

cantwithyn

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cantwithyn back to the love of my life!!! so excited for my tennis lineup these upcoming weeks. lots of exciting matches, both to play in and watch 🤗

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user1 omg she's gonna go watch? maybe the french open final?

user2 i PRAY she's there because i'm going 🙈

user1 LUCKYYYYY

simonebiles i love to see talented women 🥰

cantwithyn you must LOVE yourself then 🤩

yourbff your camera roll is 79.6% tennis, 0.4% me and you, and 20% max verstappen

cantwithyn STOP EXPOSING ME WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE

user3 yn is one of us

lindseyvonn i've missed you!!!

cantwithyn come to paris then 😋

user4 omg basically confirming she's going to the french open

benshelton we need to play together

cantwithyn why do you want to lose???

user5 i love that yn's bff just outed her for the max verstappen 💀

user6 lowkey they would be cute together

user7 NAUR im on the yncarlos train

user6 too bad im tagging him maxverstappen1

cantwithyn NO YOU DIDNT

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 Good job in Barcelona this weekend. Team did a good job with the strategy and managing the tires on a difficult circuit. Looking forward to a short break before we hit Canada. Thank you for the support.

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user8 have you heard of yn ln?

user9 bro is matchmaking two people bro doesn't know

georgerussell63 the madrid fans in the comments boutta be mad...

lando beat you next time

maxverstappen1 try me, nowins

lando i have won FIVE times... i think

maxverstappen1 mentally, you're nowins

charles_leclerc so you'll photograph with the barca flag but not the monaco flag

maxverstappen1 you get it

user10 max verstappen is soooo overrated

user11 MAX BEST DRIVER EVER

user12 yall what do you think he's gonna do without a race next weekend

user9 practice lol

pedri great race, amigo

cantwithyn omg

cantwithyn posted a story!

cantwithyn weird to be watching but excited for the french open final!!!! most of you guys knew i'd be here so hats off to you 😉

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user13 honestly what a diva

user14 no one is doing it like yn

user15 like, talk about dream life

user16 y'all, she plays tennis, ofc she's at the french open ?

yourbff im reposting, you take the best photos

deuxmoi posted a story!

deuxmoi Four-time Driver's World Champion and Formula 1's Red Bull Racing driver Max Verstappen spotted going to the final for the French Open.

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user8 THEY'RE BOTH GONNA BE THERE OH MY GOD HOLD ME

user7 but carlos alcaraz will be there tooooooo

user8 stfu maxyn for life (said with love and respect)

user7 yncarlos for life (said with love and respect)

user17 Watch those Yn Ln fans never shut up

user18 yeah. we won't. enjoy !!!!

cantwithyn

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cantwithyn like we were in paris

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user19 MAX LIKED THIS

user1 OH MY LORD WHATTTTTTTT

yourbff ya yn is geeking out

maxverstappen1 I think I saw you at the French Open

user2 MAX COMMENTED TOO?????

cantwithyn no clue who you are, sorry

user1 okay so she fucked it up

yoursibling bro thinks she can be aesthetic

cantwithyn bro thinks they can be in my comment section, go back to paying for my twitch, loser

paigebeuckers cute! liked by author

deuxmoi posted a story!

deuxmoi Four-time Formula 1 World Champion for Red Bull Racing Max Verstappen photographed kissing a mystery girl.

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user20 yn crashing out somewhere

user21 villain arc, she's winning so many matches this season

user22 the mystery girl is also brunette so it might be yn

user23 did you see how she responded to his comment on her paris post? i doubt it's her

user22 but why would he comment in the first place if he had a girlfriend

user1 i had a dream yn's life would be

user2 not fair

maxverstappen1 posted a story!

maxverstappen1 date night

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user8 WE HAVE TO KNOW WHO IT IS MAX!

user7 the verstappen pamphlets - cantwithyn have you read this

cantwithyn he DID have a torrid affair and he DID write it down right there (no highlights)

user24 max is so romantic 🥰

user25 all the annoying people in the world are commenting about that tennis girl right now

lando ho i told you i wanted to go to dinner :(

user26 this is why he's not ahead in the driver's, he's spending too much time focusing on women

user27 just tell us you hate women without telling us

user8 so sad for yn i would kms

cantwithyn posted a story!

cantwithyn having tortillas right now

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user1 the food in max's story was tortillas...

user2 she's so delusional, it's soooo real

yourbff yn don't play right now

user28 we need this love story 🙏

user29 MAXYN TRUTHERS RISE

user30 guys she's probably joking, she makes these types of jokes all the time

user31 ok yn we get it

user20 get your man!!!!

a few days later...

cantwithyn, maxverstappen1

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cantiwthyn, maxverstappen1 since this topic was dividing the people...

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user1 my manifestation NEEDS to work like yn's

user32 SO CUTE! i knew it was yn

user26 max, i follow you for racing, not this

maxverstappen1 okay, unfollow 👋

user8 WHAT A DIVAAAA

alexandrasaintmleux aww, you guys look so good together

charles_lelcerc not as good as we do though, my love, dont' worry

alexandrasaintmleux i wasn't???

yukitsunoda so happy for you guys!

georgerussell63 me and you next max

nicohulkenberg good food, it seems

carlossainz55 maybe we see less of mad max now

cantwithyn as taylor would say, i'm a mastermind

maxverstappen1 maybe i'm the mastermind, i want tickets to your matches

cantwithyn in exchange for paddock passes?

maxverstappe1 deal

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Thanos (player 230) NSFW Alphabet

thank u guys for the love on my dae-ho post now i feel obligated to post my thanos ABCs cuz he literally consumes my brain like a parasite!!! also excuse poor grammar i threw this together in google docs in one night

18+ content below the cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aftercare is not his strong suit but it's still oddly comforting. he’ll usually light up a joint for you 2 to smoke while laying together watching tv. he usually dozes off first while running his fingers through your hair even though he promises to stay up for you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

huge boobie lover no matter what size he just loves sucking on em and also has an infatuation with necks and grabbing them. he loves having his hand around your neck, he doesnt even have to be choking you he just loves how submissive and powerless you look under his grip (he does like choking tho ofc). as far as himself goes though idk he's kinda obsessed with himself so he doesn't usually think about just one body part but maybe his hands. or dick..

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves filling your throat with cum, when you're going down on him and hes about to finish he makes sure to hold your head down until you swallow every last drop and are left gasping for breath

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

secretly loves when you take control every now and then, sometimes being the boss is too much work. especially loves it when you take charge unexpectedly like straddling him or grabbing him by his necklace and pulling him in for a kiss

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

really cocky and for good reason, his body count is kind of insane and he definitely knows what hes doing. he hits all the right spots and when he hears you moan in pleasure he’ll only go harder and faster.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

kind of unexpected but LOVES when you're on top and making eye contact. he likes guiding your hips as you ride him and thrusting into you from underneath if he senses you getting tired. doggy style is a close second cuz he loves pulling your hair

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

its really hot how he can be primal but lighthearted at the same time. he's serious about the intimacy and making you feel good, but he's also really cocky and will smirk like an annoying slut while absolutely manhandling you cuz he knows what it does to you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think he's gotten comments in the past so he started regularly shaving down there 💀 he's got just the right amount of hair

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he seems like the kind of guy who just wants to get in your pants and ditch but in the moment hes actually surprisingly gentle with you. if your hair gets in the way he’ll tuck it behind your ear, he'll place his hand under your head while viciously pounding you, he’ll ask if everything feels right for you before continuing. also makes a lot of close eye contact and whispers in your ear about how good you feel (if he's high however..... thats a whole different story he turns into an ANIMAL)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

usually doesnt need to jerk off but if nobody is there to help him out he's forced to rub one out on his own, and he definitely watches porn to help get the job done. i just know he looks so hot doing it too he throws his head back and bites his lip n shit. and he groans when he cums fs

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

hair pulling and pain. craves the feeling of your nails clawing at his back and gripping his hair while going at it. inflicting pain turns him on as well but would never do anything out of your comfort zone. but he does like seeing you marked up after a good time. also HEAVILY into choking like if you're spending the night with him you should just expect to get choked out. he also might've accidentally caused you to pass out a few times but that's neither here nor there!!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

lowkey an exhibitionist, he will fuck you any time he feels horny and he doesn't care who hears or sees. any location is his favorite but something about doing it in a public bathroom stall fuels him

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

it turns him on when you match his cocky and bold energy, like if he starts dirty talking and you say something even nastier he cant help but pop a stiffy. also likes when you get touchy with him all he can think about is getting alone with you so he can put his hands all over you

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

probably wouldnt like to be tied up, he prefers to be the one in control where that's concerned

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

so good with his tongue you'd think he has multiple. it drives him crazy when he can feel you grab his hair and writhe underneath him from all the pleasure. he will make you cum twice just from using his fingers before anything else even happens and it fuels his ego like crazy. also no surprise that he loves when you sit on his face and let him go to town

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he starts nice and slow to get you going but as soon as he hears you enjoying yourself he picks up the pace. but if he pops a pill first he will just fuck you as fast and rough as possible and can go all night long

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

probably wouldn't survive without a good quickie, he can touch himself all he wants but it's usually not enough for him. if he's horny he doesn't care where you are he’ll fuck you right then and there and act all nonchalant about it afterwards

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's down to try anything at least once even if he knows he probably wouldn't enjoy it. especially if you're enthusiastic about trying something new he will follow your every command

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

when he's high he can go for as many rounds as your heart desires. he can also last a good while, like 10-15 minutes every round, its especially satisfying to him when you have orgasms together

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he definitely has a small toy collection but theyre only really needed on special occasion if things get repetitive. he also has one for himself that he uses when he's extra desperate

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he can be such an asshole but he loves to see you beg for him to let you cum. when your breathing gets heavier and you grow louder that's when he slows down and teases you until you're begging and pleading to cum, and when you finally do he will praise the fuck out of you; “that's my good boy/girl.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

tries to stay quiet and collected but it usually ends up slipping out in a loud groan. other times he just doesnt gaf and will let out aggressive breathy growls in your ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

it's honestly a guilty pleasure for him when you use some teeth when sucking him off. something about the pain drives him crazy in a good way

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

hes not packing anything crazy or super intimidating, but it's definitely big enough to get the job done and done WELL. around 6.5 inches with a cute curve ^___^

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

REAALLYYY fucking horny like all the fucking time idk how he acts like such a gentlemen half the time. gets needy and sexually frustrated if he hasn't fucked in a while but when he finally does itll be the best you've ever had he’ll be so rough while also kissing you all over

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

acts like he's not affected or tired at all but he passes tf out so fast. he’ll talk you up and praise you for how good u were and run his hands through your hair and then conks out like 2 seconds later. usually doesn't end up cleaning up or showering immediately he just waits til he wakes up

[astrobydalia]

Your present... Relationship observations pt. IV

I know you guys love these so here's more! As always, enjoy and happy holidays!

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A common thing I've seen in the charts of people who are firmly monogamous is moon-mercury aspects (this is not the only indicator ofc). Their decisions and interests are guided by what they feel so once they set their heart on someone... that's it for them

A very interesting lesson that I took from doing so many synastry/composite readings is that the "like attracts like" trope is WAY more powerful than the "opposites attract" trope. Here are some of the most common similarities I've spotted:

couples sharing the same ASC (this one is SO common)

Very similar aspects to the moon: I’ve noticed many couples have each of their moons aspecting the same planets, specially, outer planets, usually in similar (sometimes even the same) aspects. For example person A has Moon Square Pluto and person B has moon opposite Pluto (both harsh aspects)

A common thing I've seen in many couples synastry is Venus square Venus aspect

On the other hand I’ve noticed that flings or really passionate relationships tend to have Moon square moon in synastry

Moon sextile Moon relationships are so perfect imo. They have the easy understanding of the trine and the passion of the square/opposition

I’ve seen a lot of unrequited love situations have Venus square/opposite Moon. The moon person is attached to and idolizes the Venus person. The Venus person enjoys moon’s company but they aren’t that romantically involved or interested

Earth Moons are very fond of stability what is known to them but they secretly want someone who takes them out of their comfort zone and opens them up to deep and exciting emotional experiences. I've noticed they usually end up with partners who are more sensitive, expressive and spontaneous

I’ve noticed Venus-Pluto natives (square, opposition, conjunction) end up building some kind of resentment towards their long-term partners overtime and won’t let them go. The type to spend years married to some they secretly hate and also the type of person who demonizes every single one of their exes. It’s like they tend to attract relationships that wake up a dark side in them

Something I keep seeing over and over is that Cancer placements are playerssssss (both men and women). They will treat you like you’re “the one” but that doesn’t necessarily mean they have an actual intention to settle with you😭 they're just getting carried away by what they feel in moment so I guess they are unintentional players???

Leo and Libra placements on the other hand are intentional players imo. They love the romance and chasing just for the validation it gives them

In order to keep a Cardinal Venus/Moon interested you need to keep showing up like your relationship is brand new. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve be together or how comfortable you are with each other, they want their partner to still make an effort to impress and romance them like it’s the first date and they're bound to do the same

Women with Libra Mars I've noticed tend to attract mamas boys or child-like men with mommy issues. These women are always the dominant or mature ones in their relationships

Capricorn Mars women are dominant too and have a strong character but they chase men who are equally as independent as them if not more

Something I’ve noticed with Pisces/Neptune 7th house (and also Pisces Venus/Juno to an extent) is that yeah they put their partner on a pedestal but they also low-key tend to take their partner for granted? I’ve noticed they expect their partner to be indulgent, permissive and basically tolerate their bs. Little is talked about how their tendency to ignore red flags goes both ways; they want their partner to ignore their red flags too and forgive all their behaviors

What is up with Aquarius and Pisces placements attracting each other all the damn time?

Water Venus/Mars win the award for most obsessive lovers out there

I’ve seen a lot of people with Mars in the 7th house who were divorced or never married. One friend of mine who has this placement says she doesn’t want to marry at all or have a relationship cause she’s too independent

Women with fixed Mars are attracted to men who have rough or bold characteristics such as beard, tattoos, toned body, deep voice, etc. or just a very bold presence in general. They also have a thing for men who have a very confident, understated and nonchalant demeanor/personality to them

Women with mutable Mars and their attraction to flighty and chaotic men who don’t give them the time of day. I’ve seen this countless times 😭😭😭

I've seen harmonious aspects between Mars-Moon in people that work very well together! This aspect typically means fertility which in a work environment translates into a fruitful relationship. The two people wanting to create/initiate things together with lots of motivation

Who came up with the idea that Aries Moon/Venus are disloyal and flighty? All I keep seeing irl is these natives tend to have a strong attachment to their partners. Once they're in your corner they won't ever let you go fr. They could have a tendency to get attached to the wrong people tho

I’ve seen many many couples having 7th house Mars in synastry but this overlay is super chaotic imo, creates a back and forth dynamic that ends nowhere. The house person is the chaser here, they are always pushing commitment on the Mars person cause they don’t want the mars person to “slip away” or something. The mars person enjoys the eagerness of the house person and finds it very attractive and could enjoy challenging the house person’s interest. Eventually if the mars person isn’t that interested they get bored and are often the first ones to walk away

A very similar outcome I've seen happens with 7th house Mars in Composite. This could make the bond between the two a bit "forced" and dragged out. This also means the connection will really be put to the test, you guys may have to fight for your connection a lot which can either bond you more or exhaust you, could eventually become tired of the relationship and how much energy it takes to keep it alive.

I have a theory that your preferred house overlays could be indicated by your Venus/7th house/Juno. For example if you have Leo Venus you might enjoy 5th house synastry, if you have Neptune or Pisces in the 7th house you might feel comfortable with 12th house synastry, etc. Let me know what you think about this

I’ve noticed that 8th house synastry results in a lot of physical touch going on so people who have this as their love language might be specially fond of this overlay. This is the couple that literally can’t keep their hands off each other

Scorpio Moons 🤝 sabotaging the few healthy relationships they have in their life. They eventually learn to keep the right people after really going through it tho

With 7th house synastry you can really feel like something's missing when you don't have that person around.

When moon falls in fire houses in synastry the two people are always excited to see each other

Moon in 1st house in synastry is the only 1st house overlay that is not superficial. The connection is usually very genuine while it lasts. This person likely sparks a lot of nostalgia and you remember them fondly

When someone’s personal planets fall in your 4th house, you feel like this person can see you for who you truly are deep down

Gemini Venus/Juno/7th house: the people they date tend to have almost identical characteristic, there's always this blatant "twin" factor in the people they date or attract. For example all their exes worked in the same industry, have the exact same personality, etc

Venus Observations...

Libra Venus has the rep for being big flirts and charmers but this is actually a Cardinal Venus thing tbh cause, as I've said in a past post, they love the chase, they just all do it in different ways

It's true Virgo Venus are picky but this doesn't necessarily mean they have high standards. Yes, stay with me here. These natives have a very clear series of characteristics they want a partner to meet and that's how they are picky/critical (earth) but if those boxes are checked, they don't care much about anything else (mutable) and can be quite flexible. They don’t really care if their partner is not the most sought after person

In contrast, Capricorn Venus are picky AND have high standards. They want the best of the best, the perfect partner

Virgo Venus wants a partner that doesn’t need validation however they want their partner to validate them all the time

Aquarius Venus will only commit if they see a future with that person. Not only they are ruled by Saturn (which rules longevity) but they are also ruled by Uranus which rules innovation, Aquarius is the visionary of the zodiac so Aquarius Venus people need to feel like their partner will help them evolve or "upgrade" as a person in some way (not in a materialistic way like Capricorn but rather mentally). That's why they are attracted to people who are "different", intelligent or eccentric

The reason why Aquarius Venus is "flighty" as per my observation is because they tend to go for partners who are radically different from them and as a result they often stumble upon many incompatible partners

Leo Venus is very underrated when it comes to acts of service, I’ve noticed this is a very common love language for them

In my experience Pisces Venus natives are SO deceitful and immature. I'm sorry I really wanted to like this placement but they always make me cringe and are only cute on the surface imo. The type to lead everyone on by saying things they don’t mean and exaggerating compliments. They’re very passive in love and romanticize bare minimum. This means they don't expect their partner to take accountability but the native never takes accountability themselves either. They ignore issues in relationships and instead of working things through they expect everything to be fixed with lovebombing and/or pretending like nothing happened. Men with this placement tend to be emotionally unavailable and always want to date a doormat girl. Women with this placement are childish and tend to have princess complex

The only Venus sign that doesn't care much about looks from what I've seen is Scorpio Venus. They care more about the bond and chemistry over their partner fitting a certain type.

Also, what is up with Scorpio Venus and dating people they don’t actually like that much or at all? 🤨 They be dating people that low-key annoy them

Libra, Leo, Capricorn and Taurus Venus very much care about looks in a partner. Taurus/Capricorn Venus natives I've noticed pay special attention to how a potential partner dresses and grooms themselves

All Fixed Venus natives are pretty obsessive to honest, it's not just Scorpio. I've noticed they like the idea of having some sort hold or control over their partner. Their love language is making themselves indispensable in some way cause they enjoy feeling like they're partner will always need them and won't get away from them

Men with Pisces/Libra/Cancer/Taurus Venus have a thing for women who are people pleasers or stereotypically feminine and charming. They like it when a woman is kind, gentle, understanding, accommodating, etc

Men with Fire Venus are attracted to confident and independent women who have this it girl vibe to them

Something else I’ve noticed with Fixed Venus natives is that they have a thing for partners that have a mysterious or reserved vibe to them. Not necessarily introverted, but people who protect their privacy or keep to themselves a lot.

Mutable Venus fall for partners that have this very open and outgoing vibe to them. Again, not necessarily extroverted, but people who have a more bubbly personality

Cardinal Venus natives will only fall in love with someone who they deeply admire. They commit to people who have this put together/respectable vibe to them

Juno Observations...

I've actually observed Juno synastry is very significant in business relationships not just romantic ones. In fact, those married couple I've seen with heavy Juno synastry also tended to be involved in business together

Sagittarius Juno I've seen manifests mostly as the native getting a spouse that is very permissive and gives them a lot of freedom, a spouse that never says no to anything. This placement overall gives a very respectful and supportive spouse. However because of this the Sag Juno native will have a tendency to cross boundaries in the marriage and take their spouse for granted

In general both Sagittarius and Pisces Juno have a tendency to "abandon" their spouses either physically or emotionally and kinda forget about them from time to time. This doesn't necessarily have to mean disloyalty tho.

Sag Juno natives want to feel like they have the freedom to go and do their own thing, like they'll leave for days or weeks on end and their spouse won't mind and will indeed support the native. They don’t like to feel like marriage hinders their desire to live freely but rather encourages it. Side note: I have seen some cases in which Sag Juno natives actually did abandon their spouses/families either for another partner or because they were perusing better opportunities

Pisces Juno natives will give a more sacrificial energy kinda like "babe I love you but I have to go, I'm sorry". There's something that stops the native from actually being there for their spouse, but this placement indicates the spouse is bound to be very forgiving because they'll see is not your fault in a way

Cancer/Capricorn Juno is an indicator of having a marriage with traditional gender roles or traditional values.

I’ve noticed Scorpio Juno natives or Scorpio ASC in the Juno PC have a marriage that REALLY rubs people the wrong way. Others could see your relationship as toxic or even predatory in nature. People believe that you landed your spouse (or vice versa) through manipulation, abuse, deceit, stalking, controlling behavior, etc. This placement also means you met when either of you were going through a hard time so there could be some case of trauma bonding here

I’ve seen that soulmate relationships tend have their Junos in the same element (most common case). Honorary mentions: Juno in opposite signs or signs ruled by the same planet

Leo Juno natives are a bit flighty and afraid of commitment. They just want a partner for the sake of the romance and feeling spoiled. They want the relationship to stay fun and playful and really dislike the sense of seriousness and "settlement" that can come with marriage sometimes

With Juno in the 7th house either you or your spouse will be in a relationship when you meet

When looking at the Juno PC, Capricorn placements/Saturn in the angels/Saturn conjunct inner planets indicates long-lasting marriage

Fixed Juno natives will have a spouse that is completely fascinated and obsessed with them. You want your spouse to worship you specially with Leo and Taurus Juno. The way your spouse will love you will boost your ego thus acting more confidently after marriage. The energy of the marriage could be a little overbearing or suffocating depending on other aspects

I've observed this in virtually all cases with Virgo Juno have a tendency to attract very inconsiderate partners that make them feel like they're not good enough (the opposite can be true). They had unsuccessful first marriage that drained the shit out of them but they eventually find someone who is very modest and nurturing

Cancer/4th house Juno natives have a VERY hard time moving on from their exes if they ever saw that person as marriage material.

From what I've seen Capricorn Juno doesn't create that much of a delay or age gap in marriage. It can of course, but in most cases these natives marry in their late 20s to their first serious bf/gf and they usually have an age difference of 2-5 years approximately. This placements I’ve seen manifests mostly as “I married my high school/collage sweetheart and we’ve been together forever” kinda scenario OR marrying someone from your past you reconnect with later in life

Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn and Aquarius Juno indicates you'll marry your soulmate or your relationship with your fs is karmic or from a past life. You might meet your spouse after fulfilling some karmic lesson or some life milestone

Cardinal Juno/Juno in the angles tend to be very proud of their spouses or being married in general. Could be the type to be very invested in finding a life partner cause they tend to turn marriage into a very essential part of their lives and themselves

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[cybrasigilism]

NSFW alphabet with Player 125 (Park Min-su)

warnings: smut and all things of the like ofc | these are my headcanons for this character, please be respectful even if my personal opinions for the character differ from yours :)

character: park min-su (player 125)

A/N: i know this isn’t the best gif but player 125 gifs are slim pickings apparently! if i could figure out how to make my own gifs i so would

MDNI! 18+ content ahead, reader discretion is advised

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A= Aftercare what are they like after sex?

↳ he would definitely go for the standard cuddling post-sex, he especially loves being the little spoon so you can stroke his hair (that and he can nuzzle his face in your chest)

B= Body part their favourite body part of theirs + their partner’s

↳ he’s quite self conscious about his own body, but if he had to pick a favourite it would be his hands, because he can touch and hold you with them. as for a favourite body part on his partner? he would tell you he loves your lips, but deep down he’s a tits man through and through.

C= Cum anything to do with cum

↳ he will always warn you when he’s close, whether it be verbally or with a tap on the shoulder if he’s too far gone. he will also never cum inside unless his partner states it’s okay.

D= Dirty Secret self explanatory

↳ you know what they say, it’s always the quiet ones. and that is too true for our guy Min-su. he may seem meek and unassuming on the outside, but when it comes to sex he’s totally a freak, and that’s all apart of the appeal

E= Experience how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?

↳ he doesn’t have a ton of experience, but he isn’t completely in the dark. he understands the basics, and trust when i say he definitely knows what he wants. but, when it comes to his first time with someone new, he gets super nervous and prefers it when his partner shows them what they want and how to do it right

F= Favourite Position

↳ Cowgirl. he loves being able to see your face when you guys are fucking, but in that same breath he feels much more confident under you then on top. don’t think he’ll be letting you do all the work either, when he really gets into it he’ll grab your hips and fuck up into you

G= Goofy are they more serious in the moment or are they humorous?

↳ at first, he would be way too nervous to really say much of anything when you guys have sex, hell, he’ll even try to hold back his moans/whimpers because he’s so shy in the beginning. however, when you guys have been together for sometime and he gets more comfortable, he takes fucking you very seriously. he won’t goof off or be silly but if you crack a joke amidst the fucking™️, he’ll laugh

I= Intimacy how are they in the moment? the romantic aspect

↳ because he’s so nervous at first he always double checks that he’s doing something right and that you’re feeling good. he needs assurance before moving forward in any aspect of the sexual experience, he just wants to know that he’s making you feel as good as you’re making him feel

J= Jack off masturbation headcanon

↳ he’s very into mutual masturbation; the idea of you getting off on the idea of him while he’s jerking off to you is something he finds super hot. for solo time, he has a habit of edging himself, something unintentional at first but he quickly realized it made the climax feel 1000 times better

K= Kink one or more of their kinks

↳ slapping (being slapped). begging. overstimulation. blindfolding. i’ll leave it at that

L= Location favourite places to do the do

↳ while Min-su may be open to a bit in the bedroom, he would also like to keep it in the bedroom. no public sex of any kind for this guy, he gets too anxious with the constant looming risk of someone walking in on you two getting it on

M= Motivation what turns them on? what gets them going?

↳ as much as he’s lowkey embarrassed to admit it, he totally gets aroused whenever you boss him around. also, if you whisper anything suggestive in his ear, he will melt in your hands right then and there

N= No something they won’t do

↳ he doesn’t like to be the dominant one in bed, he finds it too daunting and again, feels more comfortable when his partner is the one in charge

O= Oral preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

↳ he would rather get head than give it, and that’s purely because he doesn’t feel like he’s good at giving oral. he’s not out of this world by any stretch of the imagination, but he does need to give himself more credit. he also is quite vocal when you give him head, and will grab your hair when he’s close

P= Pace are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

↳ he definitely starts out slower, not only for you to adjust to him but also for him to build up confidence, but he will pick up the pace either when he gets more into the groove of it or if you ask him to. he tries to be rough if you ask for it but he always feels really bad if you wince or cry out, he would much rather you be rough on him than the other way around

Q= Quickie their opinions on quickies, how often?

↳ he wouldn’t be opposed to a quickie now and then, but he prefers for you guys to take your time when it comes to fucking, generally

R= Risk are they game to experiment? do they take risks?

↳ while he gets anxious at the very idea of public sex, he is more than willing to experiment in other aspects. of course, you guys always have a safe word for when you do end up experimenting

S= Stamina how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

↳ min-su’s stamina is quite surprising, he can typically last for 3-4 minutes. however, as long as his partner is alright with it, he is always willing to go past the initial release, and at most will go 5 or so rounds

T= Toys do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?

↳ he 100% owns a fleshlight. nothing crazy, but it gets the job done. he is also game for his partner to use any toys they might have during the act

U= Unfair how much do they like to tease?

↳ he might try to tease you a bit, but it’s too adorable how flustered he gets when you turn the tables on him tenfold

V= Volume how loud are they? what sounds do they make, etc.

↳ the more comfortable he gets, the more vocal he becomes. he tends to just moan and whimper, usually getting more high pitched the closer he gets to release. if he does get a word out, he usually says something along the lines of “it feels too good” or “don’t stop. oh god please don’t stop”. he will call you mommy if you’re into that

W= Wild Card a random headcanon

↳ surprisingly good at fingering. he also loves it when you call him “good boy”

X= X-Ray what’s going on under the clothes?

↳ now i’m not saying he’s crazy jacked, he’s definitely a softer guy, but he’s slightly buff. he’s average sized, 5 1/2” when he’s hard

Y= Yearning how high is their sex drive?

↳ he doesn’t have a super high sex drive, like he isn’t chomping at the bit constantly to fuck you, but he certainly wouldn’t turn down the offer if you were DTF

Z= Zzz how fast do they fall asleep afterwards?

↳ this sweetheart would try to stay awake until you dozed off, but he just gets so comfortable in your arms that he falls asleep way before you do.

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another reminder that all advice and constructive criticism for my writing is welcome and requested! i’m always looking to improve my skills. i hope you enjoyed :)

[planetception]

Giving Juju Watkins a Lap Dance Headcannons (stripper reader)

Warnings: you're a stripper ig, mentions of nudity, some kind of mention of sex, kinda nsfw but like not nasty

AN: well i've decided to write for juju because there's just a lack of good stuff for her. anyways i hope yall enjoy and as always my requests are open :)

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༊*·˚ ok so starting off, i imagine you're a student at usc (shocking ikr). anyways its like you're a student by day and stripper by night

༊*·˚ ofc you know who the juju watkins is... i mean who doesn't? anyways this is just plot so moving on

༊*·˚ after another phenomenal game from juju, a few of her friends decide it's a great idea to book a little suit at the strip club that you dance at. being an athlete she was allowed to get in even if she was not 21 yet

༊*·˚ basically your boss assigned you to this little party. anyways the room had its private stage and stuff.

༊*·˚ so yeah, you start dancing seductively, even taking your top off. boobs spilling out of your almost too small of a bralette, making direct eye contact with a blushing juju.

༊*·˚ biting your lip you came down from the pole and walked down the stage, heading towards another pole. the girls started to throw money at you while you were grinding up against the pole.

༊*·˚ you were in a rhythm, tits out, money being thrown at you, gliding against the cold metal. the only thing covering your body was a tight light semi see through pink thong, paired with long high heels.

༊*·˚ you bit your lip again as you hopped off the stage and walked towards juju. once over there, you put your middle finger below her chin, pulling her head up to meet yours

"hm why so nervous sweetheart?" you asked, tilting your head to the side. "maybe a dance will help clear up some nerves?" you asked again. this time pulling her face forward.

༊*·˚ the basketball player nodded before you found comfort in her lap. you started to grind against her as you gave her a sensual lap dance, you were finding your rhythm as you got off her and bent over, revealing your perfect ass

༊*·˚ poor girl didn't even know what to do with herself. she couldn't help but just look at your ass, your hips, the way your thong was just so tight. her friends were egging her on to touch you

༊*·˚ i just imagine she would have enough of teasing and grab you by the hips, pulling you back down on her lap. she would slightly thrust her hips up a little just to meet yours

༊*·˚ you just continued to give her one of the best lap dances of your career, just letting her touch you all over the place

༊*·˚ eventually you concluded your little show, getting off of jujus lap you bit your lip again before slapping your ass and walking back up the stage and back to the pole as you started to dance again. making sure that your full attention was on juju

༊*·˚ later on in the night, her friends wanted to leave. thus concluding the little party, however you stopped juju and grabbed her by the chin again

"i can show you a better time back at my place sweetheart... give you a bit more, sexual dance?" you whispered into her ear as you shoved a little paper into the pocket of her pants containing your number.

"just stay here until after my shift... then we can go have some more fun, i'll even let you touch these." you whispered again, grabbing her hand and placing it on your boobs.

༊*·˚ you walked away, putting your top back on and grabbing the money that was thrown at you and tucked it into your thong and top.

༊*·˚ after your shift, you went to go meet juju in the private room before taking her home and giving her a bigger and better performance. right in the comfort of your own place

༊*·˚ when juju leaves in the morning, you make sure she keeps your contact in her phone. once she gets into her uber you send her a message

"had fun last night, call me when you want some fun xoxo ; )"

༊*·˚ followed up by a photo of you grabbing your boobs and squeezing them, bite marks and hickeys littered your perfect tits and you wouldn't have it any other way

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um... somehow i feel this is way more freaky than my caitlin headcannons i did a while ago. anyways i hope you all enjoy my fuckery and there will be more of this coming i guess. thanks for reading!

[directdogman]

I’ve noticed that you’ve been talking about DSaF a bit again, and something I’ve always been super curious about is Dave’s relationship with Henry kinda outside of all the experimentation and the joy of creation. It’s something I don’t see discussed a lot outside of Henrys very blatant abuse. Was Henry actually very kind and empathetic towards Dave towards the beginning? Or was he always cold and distant, and Dave just didn’t know what actual care looked like? Did Dave ever have a very parasocial relationship with Henry before the circus shut down. I know this is a bit of a strange and specific ask, but I just find their dynamic really interesting. It’s something I want to explore in my au, and it’s just a very interesting part of DSaF that I don’t think is talked about enough.

Yes, it started as a parasocial relationship. Dave, as you might recall, started out by following Henry's circus around. Given he'd lived on the streets for his whole life and was used to being cold, lonely, Henry's circus was like nothing he'd seen before that point. Is it really any wonder that his end-game with the player is always going to a city of lights, bright colours + dopamine rushes? He basically followed the circus around from town to town for years, scavenging food from trash bins and getting gradually closer and closer to the main circus tent each time, and by the time he saw what was inside, he was hooked.

Henry's circus had a lot in common with Barnum's and given the 'freak show' element, I'd imagine Dave felt less alone, even though nothing Henry used was nearly as surreal as Dave himself.

Eventually Henry noticed him and he was assigned jobs like shoveling Tiger shit, usually away from guests. Henry definitely wasn't kind to Dave (they barely spoke at this point) but it outlines the second part of Dave's attachment, the feeling of being a part of something greater, being included.

Henry noted Dave's loyalty + defense of his character. I recall Dave mentions that Henry wound up being investigated for a string of murders and wound up framing the Tiger keeper at the circus, something Dave corroborated, believing the word of his distant (but providing) father figure over the guy who rushed him to finish shoveling animal shit.

By the time the investigation ended, Henry's circus had taken a bad hit, but ofc, Henry had enough money saved to go into something new and realized that Dave was trusting/devoted enough to be useful to him. Dave had some money saved up at this point and would eagerly work for free, so it was really a no-brainer on Henry's part. It's anyone's guess how long he intended to keep Dave around before using him as a patsy of some kind. It was incredibly lucky that a nightguard happened to die at their diner shortly after their first string of murders and that Henry managed to fudge the employment records to tie him to the previous 2 murders that'd happened just before this.

I don't doubt that there were occasionally 'nice' moments between the two, but I'd imagine they mostly amounted to Henry occasionally showing his business partner basic courtesy and Dave latching onto it. That and the two speaking about their pasts to some degree, which Dave likely took as the two being inseparably bonded since he wasn't used to really knowing people.

Most of Dave's perception of Henry came from his own inner loneliness, wanting to believe that someone valuable could see genuine good in him. It wasn't really backed up by anything logical, but hey. People see what they wanna see, I guess.

[xoxoaugust]

high school sweethearts

in which: You knew Rin for a long time, you lived right down the street. You guys never really interacted until he saw you playing at the soccer finals for your school's varsity girls soccer team. The start of something that neither you, nor Rin would ever imagine.

an: this was a request from a dear friend, it's based off of HSSH by Melanie and terrified by Jazmin Bean (minus the freaky deaky stuff) If you don't like Melanie just ignore it, it's just a small plot piece, it doesn't have much effect on the story.

wc: 2.9k

goalkeeper! reader x Rin Itoshi

"MOVE UP." You screamed.

Playing goalkeeper with basically imaginary defenders was like hell. The team wouldn't have made it this far if it wasn't for you. Your team was good sure, but you were definitely the foundation of your team's wins.

You were constantly yelling the whole game because for some apparent reason, your teammates were only trying to score, meaning you were working overtime. You finally won 4-2 after a grueling 90 minutes of face-planting into the dirt trying to block the ball.

Your yelling definitely turned a few heads, one head in particular though.

Rin Itoshi.

The school's golden soccer player.

He recognized you from his neighborhood, he had always thought you were pretty quiet and pretty nice. You always had your headphones on and he saw that you were pretty artsy, always coming back from school with a new project with you or apparent from the splattered ink all over your hands. He knew you were on the soccer team, but he had always thought you were probably average so he never cared to watch, until now.

He couldn't take his off of you, he didn't know why. You weren't a striker, but you outshined your team on the field.

Right after your game, he had to play. While he was warming up, you glanced over to see the guy who was staring at you earlier. You recognized him, but you were confused as to why he was staring. He never talked to you, like ever. You shrugged it off as you continued to walk over to the benches. You had to stay for the last game because your friend Rumi wanted to watch her boyfriend play and she was going home with you.

You watched how Rin played, he was merciless. He didn't pass unless absolutely necessary, he scored every single time. You stared at how concentrated he was, but it seemed so effortless. He was flawlessly getting past each defender and scoring easily. If he wasn't a borderline asshole, he'd be really cute, you thought.

The guys also won 4-2, all four goals were by Rin. The final game ended around 6:30 PM. You packed your bag and drove you and Rumi back to your house to get dressed. You put on the comfiest thing you could because your muscles were killing you after the diving. A regular band t-shirt and a pair of baggy jeans that would probably fall down if you jumped too hard. Rumi was wearing was white dress with tights and earrings that she probably borrowed from you (with your permission ofc).

You drove to the restaurant that you all had planned to meet up at, fashionably late too.

You greeted your teammates before sitting down, you sat next to Rumi. Her boyfriend showed up maybe 5 minutes later before plopping down right next to her on the opposite side, leaving you on the end of the table with on seat left at the very end. He said he invited a friend of his to come join them as well.

What you didn't know, was that the friend he invited was none other than Rin Itoshi, who was now walking to the empty seat right next to you.

Rumi's boyfriend greeted Rin before he sat down.

You had no complaints but why is he sitting right next to you?

After a while the food was served and you spared not a single minute before inhaling your food, you were hungry and sports left your body demanding. When you slowed down, you thought, maybe you should talk to Rin. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and Rumi was already preoccupied, might as well.

"You're Rin right? Congrats on the win".

He met your gaze before replying with

"Yeah, thank you. Congrats to you too".

a man of a few words I see

"You were great out there, you scored like every goal, that's really impressive! When did you start playing soccer?"

"Thank you, I started around when I was three or four."

"Woah, I started around the same time, you're a forward right?"

"Yeah I am, why?"

"That's a pretty demanding position, you make it look so easy." You smiled, glad that the conversation has been great so far.

"I could say the same for you, you're a damn good keeper."

Your eyes widen before a smile took over your face.

"Thank you, I try."

"You're pretty passionate about, judging by how you were yelling at your defenders earlier."

The smile of joy quickly blended into a smile of embarrassment.

"I'm not like that normally, just on the field, I just got mad because my defenders had basically vanished and... sorry it just ticked me off."

He paused, and looked at you.

"Why would you feel bad about that? Your lukewarm defenders couldn't even do their jobs right."

You laughed a bit, a loud silence taking over before you broke it once again.

"So... what got you into soccer?"

He gulped, and he felt his jaw clench. You noticed the slight change in his demeanor.

"My elder brother, he and I played together for a while."

You remember vaguely of the older Itoshi. You remember that he was a nice but quiet boy, and that he went to Spain three years prior for soccer.

"Oh yeah, he went to Spain for soccer right?"

"yeah."

"Okay, cool cool cool."

He noticed that you didn't really care about his brother, you didn't gush over the great Sae Itoshi, and by the looks of it, you might not even know who he is.

He felt a bit guilty for not reciprocating the conversation as much, so he decided to play his hand.

"You're an art student right?"

You blinked.

"Uhm, yeah I guess? I enjoy making art, it's fun. What about you, do have any hobbies aside from soccer?"

He paused, he really didn't have any.

"No, aside from soccer I don't have anything that really interests me."

You laughed out loud at how serious he looked.

"What's so funny?"

You couldn't help it, he was just too freaking cute.

"I'm sorry, the way you're responding makes it sound like i'm interrogating you."

He felt his face flush a bit, out of embarrassment and your laugh, it was genuine and innocent humor. He couldn't explain what he was feeling at the moment, but it was foreign.

The pair of you talked and laughed the whole night, and you went on to exchange numbers.

Rumi decided to leave with her boyfriend, so you had to go home alone, or so you thought.

Rumi's boyfriend, Haru being the smug little shit he is decided to propose an idea.

"[name] you're going home alone right? Take Rin with you, he walked here!" He yelled in the parking lot loud enough for the entire city to hear.

You looked over at Rin

"If you don't have a ride I can take you."

Rin froze, like actually froze.

"If that's okay with you."

You smiled before walking over to him and leading him to your car. You started your car, but you forgot that your car automatically connects to your phone and plays the recent playlist. The screen in your car read "terrified" and there began the first verse of the song. You lowered the volume a bit so you could concentrate on backing out of the lot. Rin sat there stiffly as he kept glancing back at your laser focused face. He sat there lost in thought before he heard you hum the lyrics under your breath. You were so unlike anyone he'd ever met, people usually would avoid talking to him or either kiss his ass to get on the team (since he was captain). You were just a genuinely kind person, and you were fun to be around. You were quiet but still talkative, kind but still confident in your abilities. You and Rin were so alike but so different. He was honestly jealous of you.

You finally reached his house, you watched him get out of the car and said goodbye before driving yourself home. You laid down on your bed before picking up your phone to text his number.

you: this is rin right?

Rin: Yes.

you: woah are you mad or something? did i say smth out of line?

Rin: No? Why would you think that?"

you: oh nevermind you're just a good grammar texter

Rin: Is that not normal?

you: nope, but you're not normal cause who walks 20 minutes to a restaurant?????

Rin: That's how I gain endurance, I do what I can.

you: you're smth else 😭

Rin: Why are you crying?

you: oh my god.

You laughed out loud before going back in.

you: do you text anyone our age?

Rin: I don't really use my phone, usually just for music.

you: what do you listen to, Beethoven?

Rin: I listen to whatever comes up, I really like Prayer X

you: THE BANANA FISH SONG??? rin are you okay??? do you have something to tell the class???

Rin: What? It's a good song.

you: its good but its such a sad song

Rin: Its a good song.

you: i need to broaden your music taste thats my next mission, im going to send so many songs

Rin: You're so annoying.

you: i'm rubbing my hand together like an evil fly im so excited

Rin: I can add odd to the list too.

you: okay sassy

You put your phone down before smiling to yourself, you felt giddy after speaking with him. You stared at your ceiling in the dark thinking about him before falling straight asleep.

The next morning, you got up and ready to walk to school (it's like 5 minute walk) before you saw Rin right across walking as well.

"Rin!" You yelled loud enough to catch his attention.

He turned around and waved slightly, he waited for you to catch up to him so you could walk together. Rin knew this was unusual for him, he didn't like talking to people that much, he didn't care enough, but something about you pulled his attention and grasped it tightly.

He listened to you as you rambled about your favorite artists and favorite songs, making a mental note of what to listen to when he got home later. You forced him to give you his spotify tag, he had no profile, just one playlist labelled 'playlist 1'. You laughed at how unbelievably unbothered he was.

The next few weeks of his life were consumed by you, his spotify once plain, was now littered with playlists organized by mood color and genre. His texts were starting to get normal, he was relatively happy when he was with you. He noticed how many boundaries he would push for you. He even let you into his room once when it was raining on the way back from school.

"Woah are these your trophies?" You asked while eyeing the dozens of trophies on his shelf.

"Yeah they are." He deadpanned.

You looked at each and every single trophy before a framed photo that was facing down caught your attention. You picked it up to look at it, and when you saw the picture you felt a wave of guilt wash over you. You quickly placed the picture back down before turning around, just to see Rin already looking at you. You felt a knot tie itself in your stomach.

"Rin i'm so sorry, I shouldn't have picked it up, i'm so sorry for invading your privacy." You spat out faster than the speed of light.

He just stood there, he should feel angry at you, but then again he doesn't think he could ever be angry at you. He simply walked over to you and placed his hand on your shoulder.

"It's fine, I don't really care about him anymore." He said plainly, but you could see somewhere in his eyes he was really hurt, he just couldn't say it.

He hesitantly took his hand off of your shoulder, he didn't even know why he put it there in the first place, I guess having like two friends makes you pretty socially inept.

You took a sigh of relief, you were glad that Rin didn't hate you for this but you also wanted him to communicate more openly with you. He should know that no matter what you'll always be there for him when he needs it.

"Rin, if you don't mind me asking, what happened between you two? It's completely fine if you don't want to tell me though."

He turned his head down to look at you before picking up the frame.

"Sae was basically my hero when I was a kid. He taught me how to play, he was the best brother I could've ever wanted. We had a dream together, to be the number one and number two strikers. I was okay with being in second place as long as it was him. Watching him go off to Spain was painful, but I wanted him to succeed. That was until he visited last year. He basically came back to tell me that he didn't care anymore, he wanted to be the best midfielder and that he didn't care about our dream any more. Told me I was lukewarm and that I was mediocre compared to guys he had seen in Spain."

You stared at him in utter shock, how could someone do that to their own brother?

"Pathetic excuse of a brother right?" He scoffed.

You didn't hesitate to walk over and hug him tightly, he didn't give in initially but before he knew it, he collapsed into your arms with his head nestled tightly in the crook of your shoulder. When you pulled away, you could see the redness of his eyes withholding the tears that were pooled in his waterline. He tried, he really tried to hold in the tears, but when his eyes met yours he couldn't do it. He tried looking in the other direction to spare what little dignity he thought he had left before you held his cheek and made him look at you. You wiped the tears off his face and took the frame from his hands, placing it right back where it was, and pulling him back into an embrace.

He was terrified, the effect you had on him was terrifying. It scares the shit out of him everyday that no matter what happens, all he wants to do, all he looks forward to is coming back to you. You fish out his smile on his worst days, you showed him what it feels like to be cared for and to care for. As much as it terrified him, he knew that you would always be by his side, reeling him in and tying him down.

"Rin, it wasn't your fault. You don't even understand how much you surprise me everyday, if you are anything it is not lukewarm. You are the most hardworking person I know. I have never someone as talented as you, you surprise me everytime I see you play, and just in general. You are so talented and so smart, who cares what he thinks? In my eyes, you are perfect."

His eyes turned wide, he didn't know what it felt like to be loved by anyone (aside from his family), but he could tell this is what it felt like. The warm smiles, the kind words, the little details you would remember about him, like how he hated having his hair pushed back because it would make him look like his brother.

The both of you stayed like that for a while, stuck together like pieces in a puzzle. When you finally pulled away, you couldn't help but get lost in his eyes.

You didn't know what took over you, but you leaned closer and closer to him before giving him a peck on the lips, and pulling away almost instantaneously out of fear that you've ruined the moment.

You attempt to turn away to hide your humiliated self, key word attempted.

Rin pulled you back in, staring wistfully into your eyes before pulling you closer to finish the kiss you had started. It was gentle, unadulterated innocence.

Pulling away, he finally broke the silence.

"[name], i'm not good at these things, but I want to try for you, if you'll give me the chance."

You couldn't help but squish his face in your hands, he was too freaking cute.

"You don't even know how long i've waited for you to say that" You giggled.

"Rin, i'm not good at this either, but we will figure this out, together." You smiled before moving his bangs out of his face to kiss his nose.

And thats how we're here, with him down on one knee and a velvet box in his hands.

xoxo, august

@gh0stlygh0st

[paarthunaxx]

Hey! I was wondering if you could write about G!pLarissa and teacher!reader in which they get into an especially heated argument in Larissa's office and one thing leads to the other and they're all over each other. Basically angry sex on Larissa's desk and reader is very needy and sensitive and ofc Larissa is all into that

(bonus if there's mirror sex, we all know how many mirrors Larissa has in her office)

Thank you in advance

𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 IT MAKES ME CRAZY WHEN YOU ACT SO CRUEL — 18+

larissa weems x fem! reader

word count: 2.9k

status: completed

summary: You are a teacher at Nevermore Academy. After working late grading essays in Larissa’s office, she suggests you take a nap. When you wake up, an argument ensues and Larrissa takes her emotions out on you… but not particularly in a bad way.

tags: angst, smvt, girlpenis!larissa, angry sex, top larissa, mirror sex, slight degradation, slight humiliation, size difference, p in v, face fvcking, name slvt, name wh0re

note: thank u so much for the request anon 🥺 i hope u like it << 33

read on ao3!

The old record player set up in the corner of Larissa’s office quietly spins out the voice of Judy Garland, filling the otherwise quiet room with a sense of serenity.

You sit across from the headmistress with a pile of essays on your lap and a red pen in hand. As you leaf through the pages, you make little marks and corrections here and there with your brow furrowed in concentration.

Larissa leans over her desk and types away on her laptop. The sound brought about by the gentle touch of her fingertips against the keys makes it a struggle for you to stay awake. It provides a soothing ambience paired with the soft spin of the record player. Your head droops every few minutes and you have to shake off the sleepiness each time before going back to the papers.

“Feeling tired, there?” Larissa teases and gives your leg a nudge with the pointed toe of her high heeled shoe.

“A little,” You admit around a laugh and stretch your arms out above your head. “What time is it?”

She turns her attention back down to the screen of her laptop to check the time in the corner. “Just after eleven.”

“Christ.” An exhale escapes your lips in a soft puff and you shake your head. “I don’t think I ever got tired this early before taking up my position here.”

“Being surrounded by teenagers all day every day has a certain way of… sucking the life out of you,” She huffs out a soft laugh as her painted red lips turn up to reveal a pearly white smile. “It seems their youth drains ours.” Larissa regards you with a fond stare as your eyes begin drooping again, lifting a perfectly manicured hand to stifle another sound of amusement. “Why don’t you take a break, dear? Have a nap. You’re more than welcome to use the couch, and I’ll wake you in an hour.”

Your line of sight trails after her hand as it gestures to the red velvet couch positioned beneath a large mirror. The few times you’ve had the displeasure of sitting on it during your time teaching at Nevermore, it has been rigid and uncomfortable. It always left your ass aching and your thighs cramping. But in that moment, it might as well be the softest cloud you’ve ever laid eyes upon, so inviting and warm.

You hesitate for a moment, feeling a spark of fear deep down that this might be some kind of test from Larissa to decide if you really are fit to be a teacher. However, as you study her sparkling blue eyes, you see only sincerity and concern shining in them. “Thank you,” You concede, ignoring your fears as you stand up from your chair. A groan escapes you as your joints make popping sounds in complaint at the sudden movement, your aching back being the loudest. “You sure you’ll wake me up in an hour?”

“Promise. Get some sleep,” Larissa hums absentmindedly and waves you off before turning her attention back to her laptop screen.

After another brief pause, you set the pile of essays down neatly on her desk and cross the room to the couch. You reach out and run your fingertips across the velvet, feeling the smooth material under your skin before giving in and sinking down on it. Larissa doesn’t glance in your direction again as you slip out of your shoes, set them neatly to the side and curl up in a little ball on the couch. It doesn’t take long before your eyes slip shut and you drift off.

Incoherent dreams flick through your mind like the channels of a television as you nap on the couch. After a while, your subconscious begins to grow suspicious that you have been asleep for too long. It feels like there should be an alarm ringing to wake you up, or something. You can’t quite remember. But you force your mind through the haze of sleep and make yourself wake up, anyway.

Blinking awake, you find yourself still curled up on the couch in Larissa’s office. It takes a second for your tired brain to orient itself and remember what you’re doing there. Your gaze flickers to the stack of essays on Larissa’s desk, and you groan softly when you’re reminded of how much you still have left to do.

“Hey,” You mumble and push yourself up into a sitting position, rubbing your eyes with the back of your hand. “Has it been an hour yet?”

You watch as Larissa glances down to the time displayed on her laptop and her whole body stiffens. “Um…”

“What?”

“It… Well, it has certainly been an hour.”

She avoids your eyes and shifts uncomfortably in her seat, her long fingers drumming nervously against the dark wood of her mahogany desk. Her throat bobs as she swallows hard, and you find yourself growing nervous as you watch her squirm.

“Larissa…” You begin calmly. “How long has it been?”

Larissa’s teeth sink into her ruby lower lip and she exhales through her nose before turning in her seat to face you. “Three hours.”

“Three hours?” You bolt up from the couch, almost tripping over your abandoned shoes in the process as you hurry over to her desk and scoop up the essays. “Larissa, I have to be up in three more hours, I don’t have time to get everything done!”

“Well,” Larissa scoffs and folds her arms across her chest. “Perhaps you should have thought of that. You should have been more prepared.”

You gape at her, your grip tightening around the red pen in your hand so tight it seems in danger of snapping in half and spraying ink everywhere. “You told me to nap! You promised you would wake me in an hour! I would have been able to get it done if you had!”

“Don’t blame your time management faults on me!” Larissa snaps. “The time simply slipped away from me, because I was busy working while you—”

“Don’t you dare!” You cut her off with a frustrated growl. “You promised!”

“And I apologise for that, but I was simply too busy to pay attention to—”

“Yeah. You’re always too busy to pay attention to anything, aren’t you?” You mutter before letting out an incredulous laugh.

Larissa’s gaze turns cold as she narrows her azure eyes at you. “What is that supposed to mean?” She forces out between gritted teeth.

“It means,” You pause to take a deep breath. “I have to sit in your office until one in the morning every single night just to get a sliver of your attention. For you to even notice I’m there. And I ask one thing of you, at your suggestion—”

“Is that what you’re pouting about?” Larissa curls her lip in a sneer as she stands from her chair slowly, towering over you as she rounds the desk to where you’re standing. “I don’t pay enough attention to you, hmm? The poor little baby isn’t getting enough attention?”

“Don’t call me a baby,” You warn, your hands clenching into fists by your sides.

“Then stop acting like one!” She raises her voice, practically snarling as she stares down at you. Looking at you like you’re merely a student she has to discipline. “Grow up! You don’t need my attention to survive, and I don’t have the time to constantly give it to you. If that upsets you, then get out of my office and go find someone else who can pander to you all hours of the day.”

You flinch a little at her words, but the hint of vulnerability only flashes across your face before the pure rage returns and you spit, “Fuck you.”

Larissa suddenly grabs your shoulders and shoves you against the desk. The papers of your essays fly everywhere, her large hands holding you in a vice grip. “Is that what you want to do? Fine,” She seethes.

“Huh—?” You start, but she immediately cuts you off and crashes her lips against yours. At first you can only let out a surprised squeak in response, but it barely takes a second before your resolve melts and you lean into it. You’re so fucking pathetic.

Her lips meet yours in what feels more like a battle than anything intimate or loving. Unable to control yourself, your hands roam over every inch of her you can reach, grabbing and squeezing at her soft body. She fights for control when you start kissing her back eagerly, her tongue slipping past the seam of your lips and exploring your mouth with urgency. You’re only just beginning to get into the kiss when she pulls away. One hand moves from your shoulder to sink into your hair, gripping at the strands and using them to yank your head back. The action elicits a sharp moan from you as she tugs your lower lip between her teeth and sucks before moving to attack your neck.

Larissa’s other hand keeps you pinned against the desk. When it starts exploring your body with rough squeezes, she uses her own body to keep you trapped in place instead. “Little desperate whore,” She huffs against your throat before sucking a large mark into the soft flesh. “Look at what you do to me.”

Before you can respond, she pulls back and spins you around, pressing your front into the desk and bending you over it. Her larger frame leans over you, caging you against the desk as she lets out soft pants into your ear. “Gonna sit there and whine if you don’t get enough attention, hmm?” She mocks, her hips grinding against your behind. You gasp at the feeling of something hard pressing into you, and immediately try to push back into it and get some friction. “Ah, ah,” She scolds, pulling your hair again. “Did I say you could move?”

“No,” You whisper, your mind going fuzzy with the inability to concentrate on anything. The feeling of her tugging your skirt up only makes that feeling grow tenfold, and you can hardly control your breath as it shakes with anticipation.

“You want this?” Larissa asks in a mutter, pausing just until you nod desperately. “Of course you do,” She snorts. “You little slut.”

She pushes your panties to the side and rubs two fingers over you, teasing your clit and sliding them between your folds. “You’re so wet already,” She laughs in your ear before leaning in to suck at the lobe. “So needy. So… Pathetic.” All you can do is nod in agreement and gasp at the sensation of her teasing you, her fingers circling your clit before pushing inside you. The little whines coming from you only make her laugh harder, the sound purely mocking as she spreads you open on her large fingers. Your hips begin to twitch with the need to push back on the digits, but you force yourself to stay still. You’ve already been told off for moving.

She fucks you on her fingers with fast, deep pumps for another minute before sliding the soaked digits out of you. She ignores your sounds of protest, gives a warning swat to your ass, and reaches back to start pulling her own pants open. You swallow hard and lick your dry lips, fighting a losing battle against the urge to glance back and peek at her. Before you can even look over your shoulder, you feel the head of her cock starting to press against your entrance, and squeak when she suddenly slams it inside you.

“Larissa—” You gasp, your head dropping down as you try to wrap your mind around the sudden fullness.

“Shhh,” She nips at your earlobe. With a tight grip on your waist, she pulls out halfway before shoving back in. Her little groans in your ear betray how it makes her feel, even as she tries to keep her composure.

Larissa’s body presses you further into the desk until her breasts are flush against your back and your own are squished against the wood. You can’t resist pushing back anymore, and this seems to set her off into a quick, brutal rhythm.

“Christ,” She moans, her hips slapping against your ass as she fucks you the way you deserve. “Fuck, that’s so good. You’re so tight.. So warm. This is what you wanted, isn’t it? For me to give you attention?”

“Yes,” You gasp, resting your cheek against the cold wood of the desk and taking everything she gives you. “Yes. Gods, yes, this is what I wanted.”

“Then why didn’t you say that, hmm? Instead of pouting and throwing a fit like a child,” She punctuates those words with a harsh thrust, making you cry out as you melt in her hold.

“M’sorry,” You whimper, your hands desperately clawing at the desk for some support as she drags your body back into each hard snap of her hips.

“You’re not sorry at all, pet,” Larissa giggles, before continuing in a low, scolding purr right in your ear. “Don’t scratch up my desk. It was very expensive.”

Her cock plunges deep inside you with every sharp thrust, hitting that perfect spot over and over and over again. You can’t hold back anymore and allow yourself to meet her halfway each time, angling your hips to take her deeper.

“Desperate little thing,” Larissa laughs between panting moans. She pulls your hair to bring your face away from the desk while her other hand grips at your chin and turns your head to the side. “Look at yourself in the mirror, darling. Do you see how needy you look? So cute.”

The sight of yourself in the mirror brings about a mixture of embarrassment and exhilaration. You look completely wrecked. Your face is flushed and sweaty, your eyes rolling back a little each time she pushes her length deeper inside you. It looks as though your mind has completely broken and you’ve fallen apart, leaving you a whimpering mess in her hold. She, on the other hand, doesn’t have a single white hair out of place. She looks perfect and composed, as always.

“Poor thing, you look so fucked out already,” Larissa coos and slips her hand over your stomach, letting it trail down between your legs. Part of you wants to stare at where your bodies connect, but the larger part wins out and you squeeze your eyes shut out of humiliation. Larissa growls softly when she sees this and pinches your clit between her index and middle finger. “Eyes open, pet. I want you to watch yourself being pushed over the brink.”

Her warning words force your eyes to snap back open, no matter how embarrassing it feels.

“Good girl,” Larissa whispers and kisses affectionately at the back of her neck as her fingertips rub you quickly. The sensation of her fingers against your clit paired with her thrusting inside you shoves you into a climax almost instantly, and she lets out a delighted sound when she feels you clenching around her. She fucks into you like its her job, the feeling of you cumming on her cock sending her into a frenzy. She kisses and sucks at your neck, leaving you a mess of red lipstick and hickeys. Your body twitches hard as it tingles from head to toe, any remaining concentration leaving you completely as you whine and moan through your climax. Larissa’s fingers continue to work over you until your body relaxes and goes completely pliant against the desk.

“That’s my good girl…” She praises and kisses your neck one more time before pulling out of you. When you whine in protest at the sudden emptiness, she chuckles and shushes you, using her hand in your hair to force you down on your knees in front of her. “Let’s put that whiny little mouth to some use, hmm?” She whispers, waiting for you to part your lips before she shoves her cock down your throat. You choke at first, but when she pets your hair and waits patiently for you to catch your breath, you manage to relax and take her whole length.

Larissa only lasts a couple of thrusts down your throat before pulling back to spill onto your tongue with a series of soft moans. She strokes herself through it, coating your mouth in her release and laughing breathlessly as you swallow down every last drop.

“So good for me…” She praises when she’s spent, carding her fingers through your sweat-damp hair. “Come here, my sweetheart,” She helps you back to your feet and tugs you close, kissing your forehead.

You melt against her with a content sigh and loop your arms around her waist. Your body shakes from exertion as you snuggle into her chest, nuzzling your nose between her breasts.

“Happy now? Is that enough attention for you, darling, or do you need more?” She teases with a fond smile, encasing you in her long arms and keeping you close.

A mischievous little smile tugs at the corners of your lips and you whisper breathlessly, “...More.”

She tips her head back with a bright laugh, and shakes her head. “Cheeky little thing…” She hums and lets go of you before sinking down onto her knees. She lavishes a few kisses to your thighs, her lips creeping closer to your pussy as both hands rest on your ass, tugging you closer until you’re positioned right over her face.

“....Very well.”

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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Baldwin's so damn sweet i keep forgetting that he's supposed to be a yandere lol

Can't wait to see what salauddin is like as a yandere though

Thank u, buff hellokitty

he is such a cutie patootie because you know that niqaab where he embroidered a flower on the sleeve for reader? Guess what else he embroidered in? His name on the inside of the left breast because this way he's closest to your heart.

Honestly Baldwin is such a green flag, i mean this man wakes up and as soon as he's seen you, he gives gold every day to be distributed as charity because he doesnt want you to fall victim to any evil eye (yknow, when people look at you in envy) because in his eyes, youre just too damn perfect.

Did I mention that he needs to have at least 1, if not ALL meals of the day with you? And to melt your heart a little more, Baldwin ensures that you take the first and the last bite of his meal (ofc from his hands. He likes to feed you)

As for Salauddin, well he hosts you two a lot at his place and he pretends to be so disgusted at the way Baldwin looks at u with goo goo eyes, but boy is the Kurdish man JEALOUS because ayo why tf is Baldwin looking so fucking content whenever he's with you? Why does Baldwin's smile and eyes remind him of cool breeze in summer when he looks at you? You cannot possible be that beautiful. But how would Salauddin know for sure because you want to always wear a niqaab and hide your face because "Islam and respecting his traditions" but he knows for a fact that you dont adhere to veiling yourself when you return to jerusalem. His spies told him, and on his inquiry they did tell him that youre not that pretty.

Maybe its the way you talk. You do have the gift of gab and you do tell the most interesting stories. And he does enjoy listening to your religious views too. Youre not- not as conservative as someone would be when they possess such a vast amount of Islamic knowledge- almost as much as his scholars and sufis. No, youre quite... modern, open minded. You really do believe in their being "two sides of the coin". And youre quiet the chess player too and from his last game, it was clear that you werent playing the game... you were playing him.

He doesnt know how, but he for some reason Salauddin knows that you will hurt Baldwin very deeply one day. And it scares him a bit because he doesnt know how the young king will react. He's seen Baldwin on the battlefield, he's seen the way he treats traitors, you do not want to get on his bad side.

Meanwhile Baldwin is just trying to convince Salauddin to be Imam (basically a muslim pastor?) to officiate their nikkah and Salauddin is just telling him shut up.