#ofc she gets to be in the polycule she got to him first

[vanity-breaking]

so here's Charlie in a sports bra

version below the cut is entitled "Charlie gets hoes"

[hollisiguess]

im bored so y’all are getting some hazbin hcs

Alastor is aroace and agender but he does not know it he has no clue what ANY of those words mean

Rosie actually knows that Alastor is all of those but to fuck with him she doesn’t tell him however she will from time to time call him one of those (for example when she says she knows Alastor is an ace in the hole)

Alastor and Rosie are in a qpr!

Velvette and Vox are besties they will gossip about everyone and everything

Velvette is a non-binary lesbian who uses she/her

EVERYONE in hell assume that the vees are a polycule and for the chaos they never correct anyone

Velvette barely tolerates Valentino and would like to beat the shit out of him at any given time

Ok I have to restrain myself with Velvette so last one even though Vox has beef with Alastor to everyone’s shock she hangs out with him every once and a while over some tea

Lute is aroace but she and Adam are « dating » bc people kept asking Lute out would never take no for an answer and it was making her uncomfortable

Despite everything Adam does care for Lute and is a good friend towards her hence why he agreed to the fake dating plan

Vaggie before getting her wings back would get HORRIBLE phantom pain from them and whenever Charlie would ask what was up she would always dodge the questions and Charlie wanting to respect her gfs boundaries wouldn’t push to much

Vaggies love language is acts of service and Charlie’s is physical touch

Charlie ADORES Vaggies wings she thinks they make her gf even more gorgeous then she already is

Vaggie is actually insecure of her wings as they remind her of a past she’s rather forget but Charlie fawning over them does make her like her wings a bit more

If Charlie is cold Vaggie will use her wings to make her warmer

After the battle against the exorcist Vaggie went back to thank Carmilla for her help and the two got to talking and ended bonding now they meet weekly at Carmillas to practice battle together (the both enjoy it greatly) and sometimes it leads to Vaggie staying for dinner

Carmilla Carmine is essentially Vaggies mom/mentor

Vaggie bonded with Carmillas daughters and they see eachother as sisters

Charlie will sometimes head over to cannibal town to give Rosie a visit and she now calls Rosie Auntie all the time

Vaggie brought Charlie to meet Carmilla and Charlie brought Vaggie to meet Rosie (both were super nervous to meet each others respective mom/aunt figure worried they wouldn’t approve)

Husk and Cherri used to hate eachother but after Angel forced them to hang out they grew to like eachother in a I hate u and hope u die/affectionate type of way

Angel does Cherris hair and I will not elaborate

Angel can’t cook for shit and almost set the hotel on fire many times (he’s now banned from the kitchen)

Vaggie however is a great chef!

Husk taught all the members of the hotel who didn’t already know how to play poker, poker

The hotel guests now have game night which is usually the entire cast struggling while Alastor, Husk and Vaggie sweep and have a rivalry between themselves the others are trying tho!

Alastor also taught the residents chess

Nifty eats the pieces

Im not elaborating on that last one

Vaggie and Angel actually like one another (PLATONICALLY) even considering one another one of their closest friends but neither would ever admit it out loud

Alright now that that's said Angel and Vaggie have mini cooking lessons in secret (WITHOUT ANY FIRE for safety reasons ofc) so Angel can make food for his friends

Lucifer and Vaggie actually bonded a lot especially given both are fallen angels

When Lucifer found out why Vaggie was cast out and how Vaggie had to physically restrain him from (somehow don’t question how he'd even be able to get to heaven to do it) beating the shit out of Lute

Shickingly Lucifer, nifty and Husk are friends and hang out

in fact Lucifer knew Husk before the hotel and had already grown fond of him

Sir Pentious and Charlie are besties

Charlie was the first person who Sir Pentious actually told he liked Cherri (the others still knew but like he actually told Charlie)

Sir Pentious makes Alastor babysit the egg bois after the outing he had with them a while back

Sir Pentious does like Emily but she kinda makes him sad as she reminds him so much of Charlie and he cant see her anymore given she's currently in hell

Razzle was always super attached to Charlie but Dazzle wierdly enough got super attached to Vaggie making her even angrier with Lute when she killed him

Imma end the hcs here cause this is already a shit tone lol

[snowball-doie]

pre kids cutesy dynamics/moments between sooah and dreamies maknae line?

the first time the three of them get together-- just the three of them-- jisung is shaking like a wet dog, and chenle's laughing about it while sooah tries her best to comfort him by holding him and kissing him gently until he's so worked up that his eyes cross.

honestly, jisung is just so so so incredibly whipped for sooah that he follows her around everywhere. renjun's like that too, but sooah's also the type to look for renjun and just cuddle with him- meanwhile jisung is literally like "omg sooah's finally home" and will SPRINT to the front door to give her a kiss and then stand there, waiting to see what she does. she wants a drink from the fridge? okay, he'll go with her. he'll just stand there and watch as she pours the water for herself- he learned the hard way that she doesn't like it when he does everythingggg for her, so he just patiently stands by. she wants to go outside and read her book in the backyard? he'll bring his nintendo switch to play some games next to her. she wants to crawl out of bed to go to the bathroom? he'll tag along! she thinks it's all very cute (except for him trying to get in the bathroom when she locks the door. he really is more clingy than their actual pets lol). she loves to pat him on the head and give him all the praise in the world because his face scrunches up as he tries to stop himself from smiling because he's so embarrassed, and his ears get red.

one of chenle's favorite date nights with the polycule is when they get to go play basketball together. he was honestly surprised that sooah would be down for it the first time he pitched the idea of going with the boys one night and sooah asked if she could tag along. now he's alwaysss begging to have all of them go back to the court. he loves plugging his phone into the speakers, and they play with playground rules-- shirts vs. no shirts ofc haha-- and he locks in so hard, breaking poor renjun's ankles when he's trying his best to keep up but can't figure out which way chenle's gonna go lmao. he's in his element when he's on the court. and he loves seeing how competitive sooah gets. it's no wonder she gets along with the boys so well, they're all incredibly competitive and active, and she can keep up with them 110%, and she will guard renjun with her life lmao. if jeno tries to use his height to block renjun, sooah doesn't give a fuck, she's body checking jeno. "there's no refs!" she argues when jaemin tries to give her a penalty warning. so next time they drag chenle's coach to their date night to be their ref. "that's no fair!" sooah complains. "tell that to the bruise on jeno's hip," mark replies. sooah leans over and speaks directly to jeno's hip: "it's not fair!" jeno rolls his eyes and pushes sooah away from him. after their basketball date nights, chenle is GLOWING because he's so happy, and sooah just can't help but smother him with love, even though he's all sweaty and smells gross. at least it's a good excuse to shower together. ofc those showers take forever because they both get.... distracted.........

the maknae line is fr just a pair of ipad kids. whenever they're too hyper and sooah just doesn't have the time or energy to wrangle them, she just sets up their ipad with a basketball game or an lck match and suddenly they're silently sitting in sooah's room as she gets some work done. sooah didn't know much about league of legends before dating haechan, but he and the rest of the boys slowly got her into it, so even though the lck matches are supposed to keep the boysssss distracted, sooah ends up getting invested in the lck matches too. the three of them will huddle around the ipad and sit sooooooo close to the screen as they watch their fav team just shit on the enemy team. mark brings them popcorn and drinks since they won't move an inch during the match because they're too invested. sooah'll hold the popcorn bowl and just hold her mouth open so chenle can feed her kernels every so often without even glancing in her direction.

not so cutesy lol: sooah likes to watch them. she isn't sure why...... maybe because of her corruption kink when it comes to jisung and chenle's willingness to try anything but also to initiate whatever sooah wants out of him. she'll just sit next to them on the couch as chenle grabs the back of jisung's neck then pulls him in for a passionate kiss. she'll bite her lip to suppress her moans as she watches chenle lay on top of jisung and she'll start to touch herself whenever they start touching each other.

chenle loves to drive sooah around at night. when the roads are quieter than usual, they'll stop by a convenience store to pick up snacks, then they'll spend the night driving, talking, listening to music, all while one hand is on the wheel and the other is on her thigh so that she can play with his rings. his heart beats a mile a minute whenever he thinks about putitng a ring on her finger one day.

those nights when jisung gets home late and he goes to lay with sooah, he finds that every bit of anxiety he had during the day is washed away the second she adjusts to hold him and play with his hair while they both fall asleep. he feels so safe and warm in her arms. the way she knows the perfect ways to gently scratch his scalp and brush his hair with her fingers. whenever he has a headache, she'll do that too just to get him relaxed and stop the throbbing in his skull. (Ik you said pre-kids, but even after they have Yuna, Sooah will still do this for Jisung to reward him for doing so well with yuna when sooah's been too tired to keep up.)

[haowenyang]

how i view the choir/my rtc headcanons (it's pretty clear who's my favourite tbh)

ocean

I mainly see her as tiffany tatreau's portrayal

she/her, cis, aroace

doesn't really get the concept of being trans, was only introduced to it when ricky joined the choir

ocd, asthma

2nd shortest in choir, 5'4

has never had a haircut

the only time she got into trouble at school was when she and noel were arguing. she cried until she threw up after that. it was the first day of senior year.

says she's a polyglot but she's nowhere near fluent in the languages she claims to speak

hates theatre :(

texts with proper grammer

listens solely to up with people

noel

i mainly see him as james ragen's portrayal (trinity theatre actor)

he/they/she, nonbinary, gay

jean valjean from les mis was his gay awakening

speaks french

autism, bipolar disorder

unironically says slay, pop off, queen, etc.

instead of saying "who in gods name" he says "who in jean genet's name"

can't cook or spell for the life of him

has ocean saved in his phone as "the lion, the witch, the audacity of this bitch"

types only in lowercase with no punctuation

does ricky��s french homework

5'8

listens to french music and mitski (once ocean walked in on him belting a taylor swift song. that was never spoken about again)

has a crush on mischa. cried when mischa and ricky got together.

he has a boyfriend...! he just... goes to a different school... in a different timezone... in a different country...!

permanent teen angst phase

mischa

i see him as a mix of adam stanley and chaz duffy's portrayals

he/him (doesn't mind they though), trans, bi, poly

dating ricky and talia

has invited noel to the polycule before but they prefer to live in tradgedy

adhd, ptsd

once he forgot how to breathe

learnt spanish for ricky and his family

hates duolingo

polyglot

fluent in multiple types of sign too

when ricky came out as trans (while they were in a relationship with eachother) he posted a video to his youtube talking about trans rights and changed every video with ricky's deadname in it <333

once his "friends" (the people that mischa hangs around with to keep his persona strong but in reality despises them) made fun of ricky, safe to say ricky isn't a very safe candidate to mock for them now

usually types all in uppercase but does relax it sometimes

the human embodiment of a golden retriever around people he likes

listens to maklemore and eminem but is willing to listen to music that talia & ricky like

him, talia and ricky all have promise rings

loves sharks

when talia comes to canada, she agreed to go to a planetarium with ricky and teach him some ukrainian

once he forgot a word in ukrainian and look horrified

6'9

ricky

i see him as yannick-robin eike mirko's portrayal... like only their portrayal... godamn you, autism (although i do have multiple versions of him in my mind)

he/they/it/xe/nameself prns, trans, boyflux, pansexual, poly

dating mischa and talia

autism, adhd, degenerative disease, dyslexia, dyspraxia, dyscalculia, asthma, maladaptive daydreaming

always looses his inhaler

speaks spanish, german and korean as well as three types of sign (and english ofc)

puerto rican

moved to canada at 14

he’s 16 (technically canon)

his parents are really religious

when he learnt what sex was, zolar became his horny place as well as his escape

emoticon user

once ate a bauble because xey were bored

does noel’s spanish homework

used to unironically watch the emoji movie and liked it...

does write music, prefers to keep it a secret because ocean WILL use his music for choir songs

listens to glam rock in general with a few musicals mixed in there

randomly has allergic reactions

paints his nails

knows everyones secrets :)

writes fanfiction

HATES THE TAMBOURINE.

tries to hum along to the music at rehersal

has his text size at the biggest possible one

has glasses, whenever he adjusts them ocean thinks he's trying to correct her

won't eat the school lunches

constantly sleep deprived

does not know how to kiss

5’1

okay i don't want this to entirely be ricky... so lets move on

jane | penny

i see her mainly as em flosi's portrayal

they/it/she, agender, aroace

autism, drdp

carried her doll everywhere

speaks latin

joined choir because her social worker made it

doesn’t really listen to music, but when she does they listens to old music

has their parents old jewlery

spends most of their time in the library

6’2

constance

i mainly see her as princess victomé and tiffany polite's portrayal

she/they, demigirl, pansexual, asexual

depression, social anxiety

had a crush on ricky for a while

haitian

loves to bake

brings brownies, cookies, cakes etc to choir rehersals

brings extra food for kids that don’t have any

usually runs the café on weekends

her brother is called xavier

okay that’s it. this took me >2 hours to write so erm…

[shimmer-wolf-arts]

Gonna ramble again bc why not

So we already know Varian is super awkward around new people (especially people his age), and when people catch him off guard, right?

He'd be even worse with physical affection

We've only seen him willingly hug like 3 of the characters in the entire show: his dad, Rapunzel, and Lance. His dad bc, well, that's his dad. Lance bc he LITERALLY SAVED HIM FROM FALLING TO HIS DEATH. And that boy was frazzled AF when Lance caught him. Raps bc she had just saved his dad from literal death.

When Rapunzel hugs him, though? He's always genuinely surprised, confused, or just doesn't react at all.

So imagine him when the person hugging him or showing him affection is a romantic interest or even partner to him. You can bet he's gonna turn into a shy, probably even blushing, mess.

The guy isn't even used to getting hugged all that often, do you think he's gonna keep his composure if someone he's got a crush on shows him affection, and especially something like kissing? Probably not, especially early on in the relationship!

And honestly, the same goes for Hugo. Neither of them are used to physical affection, so when he first starts dating Varian, it's a mess of blushing and stuttering, despite the cool and calm demeanor Hugo tries to put on.

And with Grace a part of the picture, she and Varian are dating for a good two years before Hugo comes into the picture of the polycule. So those two are pretty used to showing each other affection, but ofc still get a little flustered (especially if it's PDA lol). Before that, it's about 6 months before either of them start opening up to him as a friend and start showing him any kind of physical affection like hugging. And even though it's not romantic at the time, Hugo is still very shocked by it, and understandably so. The guy grew up in an orphanage that didn't really nurture him all that much, and after he ran away from there at 14, he was on the streets where nobody would show him physical affection. So the first time Varian even puts his hand on Hugo's shoulder, just as a show of support, it's definitely a shock to Hugo.

Yes this is me rambling about Frozen Alchemy before 7am again, it's fine xD

[fangirl-1st-class]

Sorry I didn't say hi!!!

Thank you for sharing so much about Raven. Did I spell thet right ?

I LOVE THAT you have tried to bring her back as faithfully as you constructed her in your teenage years!!!!

Was she always Zacks other half from teenage years too? Or was that something that developed over time.

I did read her coming up as Angeal's daughter. I love that she didn't even know how awesome she was and how talented she was gonna be. I got that right ?

Does she have a "how we met/fell in love" with Z? I bet it was Kunsel

How did they meet mimi? Did they become a polycule?

Sorry! So many questions!

GIGGLING TWIRLING MY HAIR SPINNING IN CIRCLESS YAPPER GONNA YAP!!! THANK YOU!!!!

So with Zack, she was meant for him day one!!! The thing is that she comes from an age where OC x Canon (let alone canon with love interest) was the cringiest thing ever so they were not 'officially' meant to be together... I still drew them kissing, of course. This kid learned whole new language only to play ff7, ofc she wasn't backing down entirely!!!!

AND YEAH BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE OC HATE THING she wasn't meant to be Angeal's actual daughter originally, like at all!!

I know better now and I revised it and I think it's the best most tragic thing ever. And you get it right!! She learns about it much later in life. Yapping sesh under cut

Unfortunately when it finally happens, she's at the stage where it doesn't click in her head as 'I owe all my strength and determination to Angeal as I have always wanted' but as 'I wasn't good enough to be considered a daughter'. She's so viscerally Hewley it hurts. Thank God Zack has them figured out by the end of the damn game because she'd just go the same route as daddy. I'm unsure what you mean exactly by 'how we met/fell in love' question BUT THATS JUST ME BEING SILLY AND CONFUSED, LET ME JUST TYPE WHAT COMES TO MIND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE IT!! So I can't imagine their relationship developing differently than the most pain-inducing slow-burn the world has ever seen. On the 'how' part - Raven sees Zack for the first time, as she's hidden in Angeal's house in Banora that she refuses to leave because of Genesis is running amok. Naturally, she hears about him first much earlier from the letters Angeal wrote home and oh boy... From the get go, in her eyes, Zack is an obstacle keeping Angeal away from her, if not outright stealing Angeal's attention. She lives in such JEALOUSY of the guy for a while. It's just her luck that after leaving Banora and joining Shinra, she saves him from a missile during the attack on Shinra Building. If Zack is going through the floors instead of heading straight for the entrance she helps him clear them. (...And she only steps up to save him because Angeal probably wouldn't be happy if his ass got blown up, she'd much rather hand it to him herself!!!!!!) *Sprinkling in doodles so the yap sesh is less borning!!!!!!!*

Now as for the 'fell'. Their relationship does a 360 after Angeal is gone as Raven starts to see Zack as somewhat of a replacement, begrudgingly accepting that Angeal chose him not her to pass on his sword. She tries to earn Zack's admiration instead. IT'S NOT HEALTHY!! ESPECIALLY THAT ANGEAL'S LIKE 'Hey Zack I fumbled real bad with my daughter, please can you look after her?' Now they both see in each other the last embers of their loved one and the overprotectiveness kicks up to 11. They should be in therapy.

And it only really hits her that she likes Zack for being Zack when he's gone past Nibelheim. Girl!!!!!! Kunsel is absolutely the first to notice the shift in Raven, and he misinterprets it as her being head over heels for the guy. He even writes Zack a little mail saying how he wished she looked at him the way she looks at Zack!! Kunsel changes his take a bit after he gets to know Raven better ofc, after learning who Angeal was to her.

AS FOR MIMI AND THE POLYCULE ME AND MIMI'S OWNER DIDN'T TALK THROUGH HOW IT HAPPENED WE JUST ACCEPTED IT AS A THING SINCE SHE SHIPS HER OC WITH ZACK SHSHSHSHSHSH!! WE'LL CHANGE THAT!!!!!!!

I was like 'Zack has two hands for holding his girlfriends' and she was like 'yeah!' lo and behold Zack has two girlfriends now

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS, THEY MADE MY DAY!!!! SORRY FOR BEING SILLY AND CONFUSED I HOPE THIS ANSWERS THEM IN SOME CAPACITY ILY KISS KISS KISS

[caliburn-the-sword]

final cress thoughts!!!!

i absolutely inhaled that book holy shit lol. got winter at the bookstore today because shipment just arrived and i gotta say it's HELLA chonky. i am EXCITED. of course fairest will have to come first

since the plan has been explained to us the readers, that means it's DEFO gonna go wrong (note: it did - sybil ambushed them)

god why is cress married to everyone. first thorne now wolf

rolling my eyes sighing bile is rising in my throat. i CANNOT take this alpha nonsense. admittedly when cress says it in a brightest star of a constellation way, that's cute. unfortunately the omegaverse connotations cancels it out completely

OMG CINDER AND KAI FINALLY. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. rip to everyone that was reading these as they came out because i can't imagine how PAINFUL it would have been to wait two years for them to see each other again as opposed to me just binging the books across like 3 weeks max by the time i finish the series

respect for torin holy shit that must have been SUCH a hard choice for him to make to not only let the prince go but to reveal his tracker chip

NO ERLAND IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE LETUMOSIS AND HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DIE AND HE HAS TO REUNITE WITH CRESS. CRESS NEEDS TO KNOW. I AM LITERALLY IN STUDIES OF RELIGION CLASS RN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS PAIN

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT THE PLAGUE IS BIOWARFARE. i'm a genius. but the mutated strain was just genuinely a coincidence judging by levana's reaction LMAO

was absolutely baffled why tf thorne was kissing cress before i remembered the promise he made. i feel sickly and nauseous. get off that minor rn

as much as i hate thorne. gotta admit that the shooting scene was badass

YES SYBIL TAKE THAT, BITCH

wonder who the queen is married to

i respect every ounce of rebellion in erland's bones. yeah piss off the queen!!

grossed out by cress and thorne some more. please man keep pushing her away. literally his responsibility as an adult. ew

holy shit scarlet actually lost her finger

it's nice to properly meet winter

something very strange seems to be going on with winter. master and pet lunar stuff?? weird af. wants to be besties?? girl are you even understanding the situation?? also has she never met a ranga before??? is she HIGH????? and what's with the role playing games??? she's somehow more delulu than cress, acts even YOUNGER than her actual age than cress does

winter seems to THINK that she was friends with cinder. interesting. once again i want cinder to get her memories of pre-fire back real bad

winter is a SIMP for jacin

OH I'M SO DUMB HOW DIDN'T I REALISE THAT SHE WOULD BE DELULU BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T USE HER GLAMOUR. respect for winter has increased. this means that ALL the time scarlet spent thinking about how beautiful winter is was the truth LMAO. gay gay homosexual gay. is it too much to hope for a polycule?? they'd literally be like parks and rec. "i'm wolf andthis is my gf scarlet, this is her gf winter, this is winter's bf jaycin".

ofc a lake on the moon is gonna be called artemisia lake LOL. now we've had one moon titan and one moon goddess reference. chang'e when????

NOT FARAFRAH. i bet you all found it downright HILARIOUS when i went on about how much i love farafrah back in one of the other posts

ngl think it's too early for cinder and kai to be eating each other's faces. kai got over his issues REAL fast lol. idk how i feel about it but willing to see where winter takes us

i didn't even think of the implication because i don't consider kai and levana legitimately engaged so i find it HILARIOUS that the silly family tree of kai being engaged to one woman and then making out with her niece. reminds me of ouat

revolutionary cinder ftw

speculation for fairest:

i did the maths and realised that since levana is like 30 and cinder is 16 then she was about 17 years old when she decided that cinder just had to go. I'M 17. cannot imagine killing a 3 year old. cray z. and then she was even YOUNGER than that when she killed her sister for the throne. ALSO insane. that will be one deeply disturbed mind to dive into in fairest

read the blurb and don't exactly have anymore thoughts other than trying to figure out who the in universe equivalent to her REAL husband would be since we're defo getting backstory on that. since she's the evil queen then it must be winter's father "the good king", however because of the blurb i reckon it's some kind of "mirror mirror on the wall" figure. idk what exactly that would entail. some kind of royal adviser???

speculation for winter, because i don't want to forget everything i'm thinking by the time i'm done reading fairest:

mother reveal for cress - i don't remember if any lunar scientists have been mentioned or named yet, but i WILL be keeping an eye out. i suspect someone who has something to do with the wolf soldier hybrids, she might even know wolf. regardless hope the bitch dies

father reveal for cinder

from the way jacin calls garan linh's device an equaliser, it's DEFINITELY gonna be reproduced in this book, ESPECIALLY with winter going all delulu, and the way cinder is concerned about becoming like levana

jacin pov chapters now that miss marissa doesn't have to make his motivations and loyalties ambiguous

ngl i HATE prequels, ESPECIALLY when they're about the villain of the story, and i often skip them. i'm a bit apprehensive about going into fairest, but i want to have the proper reading experience of tlc, and it's important to the story. putting my personal feelings aside and hoping for the best!!

@eddisfargo @francforever @winterrhayle @winterpinetrees @shellyseashell

[sapphicdib]

r u willing to give us some info abt the streamer au? You’ve mentioned it before but I’m just curious abt it tbh :D

oh I AM MORE THAN WILLING. PREPARE URSELF

so: what happens when you put the physical manifestation of ADHD into an apartment with 3 different flavors of autism, give her a successful twitch career, and blast all of them with Beam Of Insufferably Horny?

the streamer au LMFAO (putting this under a cut bc it got. INSANELY long omfg)

normally i dont rlly like human aus (they’re just not my thing) but this stupid au wormed it’s way into my heart and now i cherish it lmfao. there’s no real set plot, there’s just Situations these lil guys get into. some are soft and adorable (ie. pebbles’ first kiss with sig) or hilarious (sig’s ridiculous amount of flirting with his own chat) or just fuckin stupid (their halloween stream where they do a whole production where chat has to figure out who “killed” sig and it’s just chaos). tbh ive found myself accidentally focusing on the ragequit aspect of the au despite the entire polycule being a thing (lilypad, sunstone, traffic light, ragequit, and hurricane all happen)

i think the Main Things that sum up the au are:

Sig punched Pebbles’ transphobic (now ex) boyfriend in the face and spent a night in jail bc of it LMFAO

Pebbles and Suns meet after Sig drags Pebbles to a party at the college he attends (and Sig attended for a single semester before the whole streamer thing took off). Suns went to catholic school and is incredibly repressed and hesitant with Pebbles and Sig ends up having to instigate a lot of shit to prevent them from just fuckin. never going past hand holding.

Speaking of, Pebbs is an art major and drew all of Sig’s custom emotes. He also loves drawing everyone in the apartment, though usually keeps those drawings hidden from everyone in his sketchbooks

Wind and Sig being childhood best friends who are each others ride or die, they were each others first like, everything. The funniest one being where Wind is having a crisis bc he thinks he might be gay and Sig is just like “hm well I’m kinda a guy maybe kiss me and see if you like it?” And well. Wind has been kissing this fool for 7 years now and does not plan on stopping.

Moon is usually a moderator but does make appearances occasionally and chat loves her. Suns will not go on camera without a face mask. Pebbles was originally camerashy but ends up being in pretty much every stream after a while.

Sig refuses to tell chat his gender and thinks it’s funny watching everyone guess. If you ask/ask for pronouns he just replies with “whatever’s funniest” or “whatever makes this gay”, or if someone’s being rude about it, “whatever pisses you off most”

Sig is like. Insanely good at FPS games and holds multiple top rankings in competitive esports. Yui (Unparalleled Innocence) is one of her main rivals. It’s cute tho. They’re like. rivals who kiss.

Pebbles is Moon’s adopted brother, and has some pretty bad weakness in his hands/legs bc he had cancer as a child. They all support him a lot (Pebbles is rlly stubborn about “being okay”) and Sig does a lot of charity streams for things like forgiving medical debt and cancer research. Sig and Moon bought a huge thing of stickers to help decorate Pebbles’ crutches so he’d like them more.

Pebbles’ name is Pebbles because Moon came up with it as a nickname when they were kids, and when Pebbles came out he chose that as his name. Moon cried about it. Also I just like the whole “transmasc w a silly name” thing bc I feel like it fits him.

Sig helps Pebbles dye his hair (emo mf) but requires that if he helps she gets to put streaks of color in his bangs. It’s usually pink but sometimes she chooses a different color. Sig has the underside of his hair dyed purple. Pebbles’ natural hair color is a pretty light brown.

They all have their cats ofc!! Messenger, Hunter, Arti, and Ruffles!! They were all either strays they found or adopted from a shelter.

That’s all I can think of rn! I wanna draw their designs eventually (and I have but I don’t rlly like them anymore bc OUGHHH I haven’t drawn people in for-goddamn-ever) but yeah!! Damn this got long LMFAO

[superbatson]

i saw fotg today and bc i'm still not of sound mind to write a proper review (for here or letterboxd), i'm gonna just do a dump of all my spoilery thoughts featuring stuff i loved about the movie:

the new theme is incredible and epic i love you mr. christophe beck i'm gonna make you one of my top spotify artists this year for sure. (for reference: the previous score composer made my top 5 artists back in 2019 bc of how often i streamed the first movie's score.)

FREDDY AND ANTHEA WERE SO CUTE! obviously i'm ride or die for freebat but like freddy has two hands so he can date anthea too. honestly i'm team anthea/freddy/billy/courtney polycule. make it canon!

DARLA AND THE KITTIES! SHE NAMED ONE OF THEM TAWNY!!! so basically cat tawny, as my freebat server invented, is now movie canon. boom. (no really i screamed, i hope somehow that kitten becomes actual tawny in the movies. we really need to see tawny someday)

freddy calling billy "captain everything jr" was so fucking funny to me. like ofc freddy would act all cocky as a hero and the boys would still argue over who's the sidekick. i love it so much

GAY PEDRO REAL! WE DID IT Y'ALL!!! that scene got such a good laugh in my theater, it made me so happy. and i love that jovan got to be the one to say it too rather than dj. 'cause i know internet gays go all gaga for dj but coming out can be such a sweet, pure thing sometimes so jovan really deserved to have that moment and i'm glad he did. (and now seeing the movie, i have more respect for the tie-in comics, since pedro's was all about him being into baseball. i get why now hehe)

also i know i'm jumping ahead here but AY WE GOT AN ELVIS REFERENCE! sure, it was just the end credit song, but hey, i'll take it. it's something. and it was the junkie xl edit of the song too, so naturally, i loved it even more.

speaking of, the movie had a decent amount of bvs parallels! well, more than one, at least. everyone's harped on the final battle with billy basically sacrificing himself just like clark did in bvs (i hope to see those parallel gifsets in the future!), but i also noticed some bvs nods during billy's fight with hespera. when she dragged him by the cape and lifted him over her head to slam him onto the ground... i swear that was just like the bathroom fight with bruce and clark. at least the cape drag. i'd have to go back and watch both movies to see exactly what shots are parallel to each other, but, yeah. sandberg's movies still feel like love letters to zack's and i adore that.

WAS ANYONE GONNA WARN ME THAT IT'S ASHER'S FACE WE SEE WHEN BILLY DIES???? i mean, i didn't want the spoiler anyway but oh my god, i was not emotionally prepared. oh god. i'm still thinking about it. and freddy's sobbing. god. speaking of bvs parallels--

that scene is gonna haunt me for the rest of my days. i'm gonna write and read so many fics about it. ahhhhhhhh

yeah the movie did have a good amount of freebat bless you sandberg & gayden (and now jack and asher are adults so i can justifiably enjoy the freebat-ness of jack & zach scenes here too. suck it, antis!)

but also the movie did have a severe lack of asher and that made me kinda sad. there's a shot from the tv spots he's in that i do Not recall seeing in the movie at all. (though i did run to the bathroom just before the final battle so maybe i missed it somehow? but i doubt it bc his outfit was from an earlier part of the film) but also i kinda wish it was asher who came out of the grave instead of zach. like in the context of the movie, i understand why it was zach, bc diana gave him his powers back, but they buried regular billy so i wish he was the one to emerge from the grave. but whatever, i'm just picky.

asher did kinda out-act zach in all his scenes, though. this boy needs to get more work PRONTO! (he only has one other project coming out this year, i think. some small true story movie. put him in more blockbusters! disney, get him for your tangled remake! just something, please!!!)

the diana cameo was actually amazing and anyone saying bad things about it needs to shut the fuck up. it was great and yeah billy had a crush on her but he's established to be crushing on her in the first film too, it's literally nothing new.

"taste the rainbow, motherfu--!" one of the best lines in the movie, hands down. skittles has the only valid in-movie marketing. i know the line kinda got spoiled in tv spots but it was still so funny in context.

also darla sorting out all the yellow skittles for hespera was so cute and i was kinda thinking autie vibes before she explained her reasoning for it. the whole shazamily is neurodivergent and i will die on that hill.

yeah that's all i can think of for now i really loved the movie, i also kinda wanted more from it but probably bc i felt like we didn't see enough of the family together. but that can be resolved in a third film, of course. (if we ever get one. i know the opening box office is disappointing but maybe the film can still turn a profit. the budget's basically the same as the first film so it only has to make like $300 mil again for wb to make their money back. and it could blow up on streaming afterwards. you never know. i just hope wb is patient and takes their time before deciding on the future of shazam, if this cast is truly out for the reboot.)

[cheemken]

since you love the platonic pairs so much any other platonic pairs in pokemon that you have?

Anon you are so dope for sending this ask I hope masarap ulam mo ngayon uvu

Anyways ouo

I'd say the Kanto trio and the Johto trio but like I also wanna say they're also a polycule and Silver and Green are fighting on who has the better polycule, Red and Gold are placing bets, Blue is filming the entire battle, Kris just gave up halfway through and is honestly just hoping Silver somehow leaves unscathed

Hoenn kids on the other hand?? Fighting the Unova kids on the best friend group. Like the Hoenn kids there's Brendan and May and Wally and Lisia and these four have one working braincell and for some reason it's Brendan who's the one holding it. May has the most issues and she wants to spite her father so ofc Lisia, being the lil shit that she is, was the one who told her to beat the Frontier Brains and rub it in her father's face she's better. Wally is honestly just so supportive of everyone and Lisia got so attached to him and got so happy when she saw Wally also had an Altaria. Brendan is the one keeping them all together, he can't leave the other three for more than a minute bc the next thing he knows they're off to fight god

Hoenn kids basically just

Brendan, seeing a bunch of people doing smth stupid: hah, what idiots

Brendan, squinting and seeing May, Lisia, and Wally: wait shit those are my idiots!

Sinnoh trio also great friends, they're all close w each other and I know for a fact Dawn and Barry would visit Lucas in Sandgem to distract him from his work. Like Barry looks at Dawn when he's bored and goes "hey wanna piss off old man Rowan by taking Lucas away from that boring old lab?"

And Dawn, who has nothing better to do, just goes "bet."

Lucas keeps them in check. Well. Tries to. It's hard keeping the other two in check bc they see anyone looking at them and it's just "HEY YOU! LETS BATTLE!" Ofc, Dawn is more,, well, more calm, but Lucas knows that she's as bloodthirsty as Barry when it comes to battles, she's just really good at hiding it. Lucas isn't a good battler, he admits that and he doesn't really mind, as his field of work doesn't really require him to battle, but Dawn and Barry were insistent that he should at least have six pkmn w him. Lucas said it was alright, but still yknow, that made Dawn and Barry a bit protective towards him

We all know abt my Unova kids hcs so hey, let's just go to the Aspertia kids hahah idk what to call their friend group so like,, Unova kids 2, yeah. So Unova kids 2 there's Nate, Hugh, Rosa, and Roxie. Look, listen, listen, they're as tight knit as the Unova kids okay, they're like the epitome of a great and healthy friend group too, they love each other so much, Nate honestly needs a break every one in his friend circle is thirsty for a battle pls someone give this boii a relaxing vacation in Undella. Hugh and Rosa would battle each other everytime they see each other to see who's the strongest now, it always ends up tied. Roxie would join in on those battles and it'd end up as double battles w Hugh and Rosa on opposing sides.

Your honour pls they're also soft w each other okay, like Nate, Hugh, and Rosa would always be at the front row of Roxie's concerts, they cheer so loud for her that it's on par w how loud her music is. She gives them her albums for free too, ofc she does, and they love her music so much. Also pls the four of them in the Battle Subway, having lil challenges on who can get to the Subway Bosses first

W the Kalos kids, ngl I honestly don't see them as that,, that close idk hahah like yeah they're friends yknow but like, not as close as the ones previously mentioned. I hc for Calem to always fly solo, and like, his friends are cool yknow, but he's just not as attached to them nor does he hang out w them that much. I do wanna say he's close to Serena just a bit, and she's probs the only one who knows why he doesn't hang out w them much, and hey she doesn't really fault him for it, she understand, that's just how Calem is

The more I think abt it May and Calem are kinda similar in my hcs, cause they're both from different regions that just moved in to Hoenn/Kalos, but like the difference is May actually managed to make friends and has her own friend circle she can trust, whereas Calem only had the surface level of friendship w the Kalos kids, as they already know each other that well and it feels like he's missing a lot of things abt them that at this point he couldn't be bothered to know

Alola has a lot of kids man and they're all pretty fuckin close and like, man, Kukui needs a goddamn break these kids take years off his life hahaha like he's a chill prof yknow, he's cool, but also, those are his kids at this point and they don't have one working braincell between and he honestly thought that at least Gladion or Lillie would hold the braincell but nah they get pulled in on their friends' antics that Kukui really has to keep an eye on them. He tasked the Trial Captains to at least keep watch but let's be real only Kiawe reports back to Kukui, most of the time, some times he'd be dragged to their hijinks too and as much as he denies it, it's fun not being stressed over his duties as Trial Captain

Small quick edit: not me being an idiot and accidentally posting this💀

Anyways omf Galar kids hcmdnd

Right okay so, in my hcs Victor is like, Gloria's older brother by at least two or three years so he went on a journey before her. So that left Gloria w Hop and look, listen, these two bond over the fact that their parents probs like their older brothers more. I mean ofc, Hop's brother is the champion, undefeated in Galar since he was ten, and Victor was one of the few to actually go through the Isle of Armour and get himself an Urshifu, and he may not be champion but w his strength he might as well be one. And the two bonded over that, that they always had smth to prove to everyone else, that they're as great as their bros, and the way they bond is basically just them trauma dumping on each other. But yknow, as they went on their journey, they became even closer and didn't let their insecurities get the better of them, and they end up just encouraging each other to do their best. Your honour pls these two are also really soft like Gloria would drop kick anyone insulting Hop. Bede probs insulted Hop once and while Gloria knows Hop is capable of defending himself, no one fucking calls her bestie weak. Their dynamic is really just Gloria going "hey bitch, he asked for no pickles"

Paldea kids well they already are a great friend group in canon so hey, not much to say, they're like the Unova kids ig hahaha

[intimesnewhomo]

🌤️🌀☔ :3c tell me bout ur writes

Ofc u would choose the ones that make me think the hardest lol. Gonna bap these bad boys behind a readmore bc there is. A Lot™

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

(Sorry this is gonna be a lil long sbsbsbdbd but I rly like this exchange between Cyrus and Aym I would have added more but this is long enough so shout out to Aym calling Dara a weed-powered fog machine just a lil bit before this)

"So, what's your deal then?" he asked, changing the subject.

"My deal?"

"Yeah. Like, I'm a werewolf now, I guess, and Aylwin's a vampire, and Keren's a fucking god. I know Dara said something about you having horns." He laughed. "What are you, a minotaur?"

"A demon, actually," Aym replied, turning his gaze back onto Cyrus.

He felt his heart squeeze a little and his breath come up short. For a moment his vision blurred, though the image of Aym's face was burnt into his mind. That image flickered, and then changed. His eyes were solid black, edge-to-edge, and two long, goatlike horns twisted upward from his forehead. As Cyrus watched, Aym's mouth cracked into a long, nasty grin full of sharp fangs and in the middle of his forehead the skin blistered, then split, revealing a third, jet black eye.

Then it was gone, and Cyrus' vision cleared. Aym was watching him intently, brow furrowed, though Cyrus throught he saw the corner of his mouth quirked up ever so slightly in a smug little smirk.

"Are you all right?" Aym asked, leaning forward a little.

Cyrus unconsciously leaned away from him, rubbing his face. "Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Just got a little dizzy there for a moment is all."

Aym was quiet a moment, then: "I'm not evil, you know. The world at large exists outside of humanity's morality." He sniffed a little, brushing more invisible lint off his shirt. "You mortals can't even decide amongst yourselves what constitutes good and evil, why should the rest of us follow suit? A lion preying on a gazelle isn't evil, nor is she good. She is simply following her nature."

A little shiver ran up Cyrus' spine. It was all too easy to imagine Aym as a lion, stalking him through the grass, ready to pounce when the moment was right. That image of Aym flashed in his mind again, all black eyes and sharp teeth, and another shudder ran through him. He wrapped his arms around himself and looked at the floor, the dark tv, out the window, anywhere that wasn't Aym's dark gaze.

"And what is a demon's nature, then?" he asked shakily.

"Chaos."

There was a hint of glee in Aym's voice that Cyrus had literally never heard before and it made his uneasiness worse. His skin prickled and tingled, and he stared out the window, his brain somehow convinced that as soon as he looked back at Aym he'd be that demonic vision from his mind's eye.

🌀Post the fic summary for a fic you haven't written/published yet. It can be hypothetical or something you really plan on releasing...

I'll give you the Abominations summary since that's my Big Project and what the snippets I'm sharing are from. The overarching plotline is just. The trials and tribulations of a polycule of gay ass supernatural creechurs and their close friends and family (honestly more or less one giant polycule surrounding and branching off of the core five. These mfs are just. Fucking sm). The first book, the one I'm working on rn (tentatively titled Rebirth) deals with Cyrus joining the family and coming to terms with his new life as a werewolf. He's a college student who gets attacked at a party and almost killed, and now he has to deal with his new werewolf status, the supernatural world, and figuring out his place in the family and the growing pains for all of them that come along with it. And if all that isn't enough, the asshole bastard man who attacked him comes sniffing around causing just, so many problems tbh, not only for Cyrus and the fam but for himself and his little pack. (And his presence is going to bring More Trouble down the line but. Shhhh >:3) I'm aiming for very. Urban fantasy with splashes of very very Queer™ romance. (Genuinely I don't think we have a single heterosexual in the cast even the minor character couple who are "str8" married are actually bi4bi so. The only characters who I could say For Sure are straight are. Future antagonists, that I would genuinely almost classify as actual villains lmao)

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it?

Godddddd probably my Adieu fic 😩 I want to write it sm but I don't know if I'll ever get around to it bc I have too many original fics I want to focus on more. I know I've already given you a big ole rundown of it but mostly it would consist of the Rammlads being an elite assassin squad for The Church™ and Till getting captured and slowly regaining lost memories and uncovering the dark secrets abt their existence, namely them being clones of the first resistance group that rose up against The Church™ and that keep getting replaced and given the same (at least half fabricated) memories any time they get killed or injured beyond saving. Till would help the other lads recover their memories and then it would kind of. Segue into the video, with them going into church headquarters and blowing everything up to end the cycle and hopefully deal a debilitating blow to The Church™ itself.

[snowball-doie]

could you give more info/backstory on the dream polycule

jaemin and jeno started it...... they were hooking up for a little bit (a long time but they'll never admit that ok), and one night...... after a lot of soju........ haechan slept with them. they thought it would be just a one time thing. it wasn't. one night turned into two, then a whole week... then multiple times throughout a single month... when haechan met sooah, he stopped getting with nomin in order to chase her, but unfortunately for hyuck, the second sooah met renjun, her eyes were on him. he did what he could to shoot his shot-- he inevitably offered the idea of a threesome. sooah was down, but renjun was a bit hesitant, so he watched for the first few minutes until he got into it, and suddenly the three of them were an item for as long as he'd been fucking around with nomin-- only, this time it wasn't just sexual, there were feelings there, between all three of them.

one night, while out for dinner and drinks, chenji brought up the throuple because they were confused and a bit... weirded out? honestly, they didn't know what to think of it. so they asked nomin what they thought about hyuck and renjun being together-- "nothing wrong with it," jeno says. "yeah, we've been fuc--" "nana..." jaemin gulps then chuckles nervously because his volume was slightly too loud in the resturant when he was about to announce that he and jeno were together too. but chenji caught it. the understood what was going on, and suddenly they felt even more confused because it wasn't just hyuck and renjun sleeping together? jeno and jaemin were also................. were the maknaes that out of the loop? that inexperienced? "do you want to try it?" chenle asked while they sat in his living room later that night. jisung turned a bright shade of red, but he wasn't necessarily opposed to it. they tried. not all the way, but little things to figure out if they liked it or not, and what was even MORE confusing was that they didn't hate it... but they didn't know how to admit that to each other or anyone else.

in the meantime, mark was having a sleepover with hyuck and renjun, and being his usual, clingy self in private, the wandering hands and lingering glances among all of them didn't really mean anything until suddenly they were playing truth or dare and mark found himself kissing haechan. what was the trouble with adding another person to their relationship? renjun was fine with it-- and he was always the shy one-- and ofc hyuck was over the moon excited to finally be able to kiss mark whenever he wanted, and sooah enjoyed starting slow with mark so that she could get to know him first before jumping in head-first into a relationship with him.

on the flip side, jisung confided in the other 2 members of the triple j unit about what happened with chenle. "are you okay?" jeno asked worriedly. "yeah, i am. it was fine, hyung, i just... i suppose im just confused......" for jeno and jaemin, they were never really confused about their feelings because they figured fuck it, and they just went with the flow (and their hormones). but when jisung asked if he could try things with them too, that caught them off guard- jeno was the one who held back just slightly, meanwhile jaemin grabbed the back of jisung's neck and brought him in for a passionate kiss. still, jisung found himself enjoying it, which he figured he shouldn't be, but how was he supposed to convince himself to stop when it felt so, so good, especially when jeno cornered him from behind and started kissing his neck--

"wait, you guys are all fucking each other?" chenle asked in the middle of a water break at practice. jeno, jaemin, and haechan all casually nodded with shrugs; mark, renjun, and jisung shyly nodded while averting their gaze. "and no one invited me????" chenle just wanted to be part of the fun, so he practically invited himself into the fold, which they didn't mind. but the "cliques" weren't going to work for them anymore. if they were going to keep this up, they might as well go balls to the wall... and once sooah agreed too, it was a done deal.

[beetleskeleton]

Aaaa your event ideas are so creative! Could you please do Polyamourus Poppy Seeds and Bigender Barberry with the Chaoscule? 👉👈 Only if you have the time ofc ^^

Hello! Thank you both for your requests! I’m happy to do The Chaoscule for this event, it seems fun! Luke might be added later, but as of right now, I’ll just stick to the original four. I hope you enjoy and have a good rest of your day/night!

Polyamorus Poppy Seeds-When did they realize that they fell for their S/O?

The Chaoscule

It was more like they each fell, one by one. 

Leshy fell first. Since he was the first one you met, you both had spent more time together which caused him to fall for you pretty quickly. 

Grimora was the next to fall for you. With her friendly nature, it also didn’t take long for her to fall for you. 

When Leshy, Grimora, and you all discussed this, you were like “...Poly?” and they both agreed. 

That decision actually helped Grimora and Leshy to both mend their broken relationship. With some additional help from you, of course.

Next was Magnificus. I feel like the three never really isolated themselves away from each other and still maintained some form of friendship with each other. I think Magnificus would see the three of you and feel envy over the past relationship, and wants to try again, hoping maybe things would be different. But he’s too stubborn to admit that he wishes for a reincarnation of old times. 

When you notice that he’s been acting off, you ask him about it. Magnificus didn’t see the point in arguing with you, so he admitted that he was feeling envious. 

You offered to let him join the polycule that consisted of you, Leshy and Grimora (With your other lover’s permission of course). Magnificus agreed and now was a part of the polycule. 

They all caught up on each other since they had been busy ever since they were freed from being cards. And he also got the relationship mending therapy treatment. 

Lastly was P03. Since he had isolated itself away from the other three Scrybes, it was much harder to rebuild that relationship. 

He had a lot of trust issues with them due to the past and some other recent events.  Therefore he didn’t see the point in trying to find a way to fix the already broken relationship. He didn’t trust them enough to do so. 

That’s where you came in! P03 hadn’t been insulting the other Scrybes as much as it used to. Reason being was because he didn’t want to insult your lovers, that’s kind of below the belt, even for it. 

Don’t get him wrong, it hates them with a passion. But when their lover is right in front of him? Yeah, that’s not the best idea. 

With this lessening of insults, comes his hatred for them lowering, and slowly and very steadily its hatred soothes until there’s very little of it. 

During that time, you had been trying to become on more friendly terms with P03. While it was certainly a challenge, you succeeded in that goal and managed to befriend the bot as it became less hostile towards the other Scrybes.  

Eventually, this led to P03 being absorbed right into the polycule. He also got the mending relationship therapy treatment.

All in all, they’re all just happy that everything has finally worked out and it’s all thanks to their favorite challenger. 

Bigender Barberry-How would they like to be comforted after a bad or stressful day?

The Chaoscule

Leshy would like to be comforted by just being allowed to vent to his lovers and then having a giant cuddle pile afterwards. 

Comfort food. Grimora makes it, I could totally buy her being the chef of the polycule. 

Instead of him telling stories, you all will take turns sharing stories for Leshy and the others to listen to and enjoy while eating snacks. 

Just some comforting quality time with his loves.

Grimora would like to be comforted with some affectionate silence.

To elaborate, Grimora prefers being left alone with little gifts from her lovers as well as small forms of physical affection such as a peck on the cheek or forehead while she continues her work. 

 Afterwards, she’ll just enjoy some quality time with her darlings, because knowing they’re okay makes her feel happy and relaxed.

P03 would like to be comforted with verbal and physical comfort. 

He would probably vent about its frustration, and some validation and verbal comfort is just what the bot needs. 

Also some little pecks on his display and cuddles will always make it feel better. 

P03 will always be glad that he has four amazing lovers that will always be by its side, no matter what. 

Magnificus would like to be comforted with silent physical affection and acts of service. 

Helping Mags with anything that he may need help with is a very major breath of fresh air for Magnificus. 

Since in a previous post I had made, I made a headcanon that Magnificus’s favorite form of affection is acts of service, so that only amplifies the effect. 

Afterwards, just his lovers silently cuddling up against him is enough to help Magnificus destress. 

Very fluffy and sweet all around. 

Have a safe and happy Pride Month loves!       

[moontheoretist]

I think it’s time to murder Josh

- Oh, wonderful. Now Jen lost the only tailor she had. Is this TV show gonna give her something that won't be taken away, or are we just gonna get accustomed to her loosing everything from privacy, through dignity to clothes? (Edit: At least she got him back at the end of this story, but ofc lost something else - her privacy and humanity).

- Holly molly xD JENNIFER VS. MATT COURT SHOWDOWN! Where is "Objection!"? I need it. Now I need Ace Attorney with them both.

- Sokovia Accords have been... repealed... so therefore every superhero has a right to privacy. (Disclaimer: We do not know what exactly was written in the Sokovia Accords. All the things listed on Wiki come from secondary sources that ARE NOT CANON for MCU as far as we know. The only clauses we know for sure are the ones mentioned in the TV shows that are canon (WandaVision for example), and not even a single one of them talks about privacy, and even if it would still be between UN and the superheroes, it would not be disclosed to the public who is who, because UN would recognize how dangerous that may be to the families of said superheroes). And this case is sensitive to Matt, because he would be on the client list. Is it even possible to repeal INTERNATIONAL TREATY? *googles* "The repeal by Congress of the “self-executing” clauses of a treaty as “law of the land” does not of itself terminate the treaty as an international contract, although it may very well provoke the other party to the treaty to do so. Hence, the questions arise where the Constitution lodges this power and where it lodges the power to interpret the contractual provisions of treaties. The first case of outright abrogation of a treaty by the United States occurred in 1798, when Congress by the Act of July 7 of that year, pronounced the United States freed and exonerated from the stipulations of the Treaties of 1778 with France". But this is only about treaties between two countries (bilateral). What about treaties that span over 100 of them? (multilateral) "Typically, a treaty provides for its termination by notice of one of the parties, usually after a prescribed time from the date of notice. Of course, treaties may also be terminated by agreement of the parties, or by breach by one of the parties, or by some other means". Like I said, those quotes are from a page that strictly talks about treaties between two countries like the USA and France, and not about treaties that have many countries involved. I am not sure if in the case of Sokovia Accords all countries that signed are the sides, or UN is the ultimate side opposing every single country and therefore the country can negotiate termination of their "membership" with them. However, I did some more research, and it looks like that for multilateral treaties that Sokovia Accords are "termination" would mean that the treaty ceases to exist for all States parties. There was no mention of repealing, but there was mention of withdrawal. So USA could only withdraw from Sokovia Accords. I only saw the word "repealed" used in context of bilateral treaties, which Sokovia Accords ARE NOT. I once again have to put into question if MCU writers do research about LAW. But this time I am putting it into question in a show ABOUT LAW. It would be grossly unprofessional if they didn't, but it looks like they really did not check what they are writing about and how they established Sokovia Accords in MCU when it comes to actual fucking law.

- You know that I ship Tony with literally everybody? Including Jen and Matt? Well, this show just upgraded my V polycule into triad polycule lololololol. Jen and Matt are so cute, but with Tony in the mix? Even fucking more cute and chaotic and all that snark, OMG.

- Jen did one thing that no villain ever thought to do. Take Matt's helmet off xD

- "I am sorry I assumed that the guy dressed as the devil was a bad guy" xDDD "It's very daring to use ketchup and mustard as your color scheme" HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this.

- Did Leapfrog just told Luke to make him suit with british AI...? Iron Man references everywhere, lol. The guy really thinks he is a big deal.

- OMG, Jen and Matt had sex, yeah, BUT THAT SCENE AFTER? WHEN MATT JUST GOES BACK TO WHEREVER HE WAS STAYING, MARCHING WITHOUT BOOTS ON A GRASS (doing the walk of shame lol), WHISTLING AND HUMMING WHILE THAT OLD LADY LOOKED AT HIM WEIRDLY?! That was priceless OMG, hilarious.

- I would really badly prefer "another Hulk but Red" and that Hulk to be Betty Ross over Jen getting fridged. (If you do not know, “being fridged” refers to the “woman in the refrigerator” trope in which a woman is killed for the sake of giving male character motivation).

- Oh damn... she lost her cool and "became a monster in the eyes of others". OH NO. "She is a slut". Seriously? So is every male superhero. Matt, Tony, EVERYONE. You think Bruce is not a "slut"? He is the biggest fucking slut! For science and bed times alike. Men are so weird when they call sexually active women "sluts" but do not do the same to themselves or other men who also sleep around and engage in casual sex. Or specifically date women for sex alone. Assholes!

[mutable-manifestation]

#principal doesn't call CPS but only because this is a public school in Gotham#the student body just assumes whoever Danny's bio mom is out of the bunch really gets around#dp x dc#accidental child acquisition

"Polycule got pregnant and didn't dna test that's all their baby ig" - the principle, probably

tbh it wouldn't be too surprising that it works out.

Like.

It's Gotham, like you said.

And it's a small army of parental figures that clearly care about him at least enough to care a lot about his education.

So they call CPS and he, what, gets tossed into the system probably with a foster that cares way less unless he somehow gets lucky? As much as they joke, Gotham is a big city and Bruce Wayne can't adopt every kid even if he does narrow the criteria via eye and hair colors.

Then Dani shows up. Just barely old enough looking to reasonably be put in high school and she has the knowledge (ala Danny memories + self-study, not that the school people know that).

And, okay, sure. A second kid out of nowhere.

But she looks just like Danny. Two kids for the polycule? They can accept that.

(Dani was the easiest to adjust the summoning circle for. She's startled when she first arrives, but when she gets the story from Danny? She can stick around for a little while.

Except the cult is...great. They aren't fruitloopy. They don't do evil stuff. They just... act kinda like the Far Frozen. Except human. And with more merch.

And Dani...kinda likes it. Slumming it in a warehouse is familiar - she couldn't always find an empty hotel room to crash in while traveling, after all. And while they care, they aren't suffocating about it. They don't demand she be present at certain hours or nag about where she's been. They just. Ask if she had fun, offer her leftovers if she didn't make the usual mealtime, lend a listening ear... They're just. Kind.

Dani still intends to explore, but.... She's a fast flier. She have both. She decides to live with them.)

Then, months later, the polycule rocks up to enroll a senior.

A redhead named Jazz.

While she shares similar facial features to the Danni (latin plural pronunciation), she looks different enough that...while she could take after a different parent...it's just... none of the polycule are redheads.

The school doesn't call CPS.

But.

Some of them are concerned about the possible kidnapping situation.

As it happens, the secretary ends up running into (getting rescued by) a bat not long after.

She decides, fuck it, and lets them know that, hey, possible kidnapping group, possibly just a polycule with a weird thing about having legal ID's. Maybe check it out, but she's done her civic duty and now it's time to go get a bucket of ice cream to help repress the memory of almost getting mugged.

Again, thank you so much Gotham you shining beacon of all things peace and safety

She moves on with her life.

Ofc the bats check into it.

And. That is. Definitely the cult that got therapized by their summonee.

Now, did they all start behaving better and improving all of their lives after that? Yeah absolutely. It was great and the batfam was happy for them.

But do people sometimes relapse? Also yes.

Now there could be totally innocent, benevolent reasons the cult (kind of? Is it just a support group with a theme at this point???) has these kids.

But it could also be kidnapping. They gotta check.

How protective of their Reasonable, Attentive, and Caring adults are the Danni and Jazz? And precisely how hard do they troll the bats once they realize what's going on?

You know the drill.

Cultists want to summon the Ghost King, the League pull up to stop them, failed summoning successfully and got Ghost Prince Danny.

With a twist.

The head cultist tells Danny what they want, but it's so pitiful that Danny just sits them down, each and every one of the cultists and explains that maybe it isn't the best idea to give your soul to an otherworldly entity just for that.

Then it somehow turns into therapy because Jesus Christ these people have been living some pretty shit lives, then Danny decides to pull some favors with Frostbite and the Yetis to get some of the cultists family members medical treatment for their Mother/Father/Siblings that they're too poor to pay for.

Other times he just kinda tries to get a few others to get more confidence after being drawn in by a few bad people against their will and try and give them ways to get out of said situation.

The entire time the Justice League was just, there, watching all of this go down and questioning a lot of things. Simultaneously Batman is thinking of starting up a program to not make this a repeat, wherein people think they have no other options than to give up their literal soul to an otherworldly entity in hopes to turn their life around.

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

OKAY so last night i said something in tags about “ask me about my thoughts on atla post-canon polyamory” 99% because I had typed a bunch of shit in the tags and then accidentally CLOSED THE TAB thus losing said tags, so that was a bummer, BUT like 3 different people reached out wanting to hear about it so HERE GOES. (thanks to @taibhsearachd for rambling this out with me last night)

SO. this started bc we got somehow on the topic of how much we really disliked the whole Aang/Katara kiss at the end of the show.  Not because we’re against them kissing (Aang had to already have turned 13 by then, an innocent kiss is perfectly reasonable for a 13yo in my opinion), but because the placement of the kiss made it so... CENTRAL. We were talking about how we would’ve liked the kiss to have been earlier, preferably before the big finale, and then like... they still could’ve had a soft romantic moment on the balcony but it could’ve been like.  Hand holding or sitting together with Katara’s head on his shoulder.

And Birdie mentioned she’d always liked Zutara back in Ye Olde Tymes because the whole “Aang and Katara get together when they’re barely 13 and 15″ thing just seemed... really untenable if we’re going with endgame, AND it made a lot of sense to get Katara and Zuko together politically, especially since there’s nooooo princess up north anymore since she turned into the moon and all. But the resurgence of the fandom (thank you for once Netflix!) has opened our eyes to ZUKO AND SOKKA and that’s fuckin amazing but now we’re back to square one in re: Aang and Katara. But then I realized that we can fix all of this with a) allowing for healthy breakups of relationships that don’t work yet but might work when the people involved have grown/processed things, and b) extensive polyamory.

And so here’s my thought:

Aang and Katara break up for a while probably not long after the end of book 3.  They’re fucking kids, they’re traumatized kids no less, and they both have a lot of shit they need to deal with both personally and in the world that isn’t really conducive to “baby’s first serious relationship”.  They’re still friends, they view it as “well... let’s maybe try again in a few years if we’re both still interested”.  All their friends are aware of this and supportive and in the end it’s healthy for both of them bc their traumas and coping mechanisms didn’t always play nice with each other even BEFORE all the fallout from the finale and having to take on more responsibility in the world and such.

Zuko properly gets with Sokka and Suki during this time, though there’s no talk of like. Marriage or anything. Yes, Sokka’s politically got the same sort of appeal as Katara, but the thing about politically advantageous marriages at that level is there’s sort of the assumption that you’ll be, y’know, having heirs, so Sokka’s not really cut out for that and Suki flat out refused to be official Fire Lady or whatever.

So once Katara and Aang are older, like Aang’s 17 and Katara’s 19 and Zuko’s sitting over here at 21, and his advisors are all “ok but seriously Fire Lord Zuko, we really should look into at least a BETROTHAL of some sort” and he just sighs, and they’re bringing up all these Fire Nation ladies and he’s like “no it’s gotta be more diplomatic than that, she shouldn’t be Fire Nation” and so one of them’s like “well, uh, that water tribe lady you’re friends with, she’s set to be a pretty strong leader as she gets older, that would be a good way to do it.  Or that blind Earth Kingdom--” “NOT TOPH.” “ok but seriously, tho, think about it your majesty”

So Zuko’s torn because he really does like Katara, and she’d be an amazing Fire Lady in addition to being an amazing... whatever her title would be down in the Southern Water Tribe (I definitely picture her and Sokka basically being the leaders of the pan-tribal council - he handles military and adjacent stuff and she handles the rest).  But Katara’s with Aang again FINALLY not that they’ve made a big deal of it outside their friends.  BUT he knows that y’know... people can be with more than one person.  Hell, look at him and Sokka and Suki, right?

So he goes to talk to Aang like “I want to make sure I run this past you so she doesn’t have to try and do it, because I’m the one even bringing it up, and it’s obviously up to her, BUT here’s the sitch”.

And see, the thing about the Air Nomads is it really doesn’t make sense to me that they’d have the same kind of ideas about like.  Monogamy and parenthood and relationships as other nations, ‘cause like.... the kids are clearly raised communally.  Like, I vote ‘you probably know who your parents are but really all the adults are your parents, maybe you get an extra cake from them on your birthday but that’s about it’ for the most part. And y’know being with who you want to be with sort of thing. Sure you’ll have people you might be more committed to, but by and large the general consensus is “love who you love, whoever and however many people that is!”

So Zuko’s all prepared to angst for even ASKING if Aang would mind playing technical second fiddle in an heir-producing/marriage/inheritance/etc sense to HIM, ugh what if Aang hates him for even thinking it? and Aang’s just like “oh yeah that’s cool dude, if she’s down go for it! You wanna talk to her together? I don’t mind being there to reassure her it’s ok, and that you weren’t asking me permission to ask her so much as you were making sure it wouldn’t upset me if you did, and all that” and Zuko’s like “...what. I.  Ok sure?”

And Katara does like Zuko, she just y’know, also liked Aang and didn’t want to GIVE UP Aang, but Zuko’s like “it’ll be good for our people, and I’d never make you stay in the fire nation full time you have your own responsibilities and also you don’t have to stop being with Aang or even like hide it or anything, it’s not like people don’t know I’m with Sokka and stuff, it’s just, y’know, OFFICIAL HEIRS and stuff” and so she’s like “Oh!  Oh, yeah, that’s good, we can have a couple kids and stuff”

But ofc they end up a lot closer than “just a couple kids” but it’s sweet!  She has kids with Zuko and kids with Aang and really as long as one of them turns out a firebender (can the avatar have a kid of any bending type? NO ONE KNOWS but Zuko’s advisors are prepared to accept it at this point) so long as they end up with A VIABLE HEIR that Zuko will claim etc etc.

And of course Zuko and Sokka and Suki have a couple kids whose parentage is uncertain not that they really CARE, and Suki and Aang aren’t really into each other romantically but when they’re a bit older they discuss it and decide to have a kid just so they can have a shot at a potential airbender baby, because heck yeah rebuilding the airbenders, might as well get some extra genetics up in this ish.

And these kids are all largely raised together in this big pack of like 10 kids of varying ages who move between 2 or 3 different homes, and Zuko rules the Fire Nation and Sokka and Katara lead the southern water tribes, and Aang does his Avatar thing, and they all spend as much time together as possible with the kids and Suki and some of her girls from Kyoshi Island are the main people ALWAYS THERE for the kids.

And there’s at least one kind of each bender in the group (bc you can’t tell me it’s 100% you have to have a bending parent, considering neither Katara’s mother or father were benders, so one of Suki’s kids is DEFFO an earthbender) and they’re a chaotic bunch and sometimes the Gaang forgets which one of them provided the genetics for which kid but really it doesn’t matter bc they’re ALL the kids’s parents, and all the kids are ALL their kids, and it’s a big happy messy disaster of a polycule that the Fire Nation nobility and advisors despair over, but they can’t deny that it seems to be working out pretty well and that the Fire Lord is good at his job and pretty damn happy, so they don’t bitch too much about it.

...Also at some point Sokka and Toph discuss dating and end up sort of doing it for a while but then going back to being friends, but she does ABSOLUTELY get him to father one of her kids, which she then declares firmly she made out of a rock and bended to life, and most people are preeeeetty sure she’s full of shit but can’t fully discount the possibility and only the Gaang knows the truth.

so yeah that’s my avatar polyamory thoughts, it is not canon-compliant with legend of korra but who cares this is my imagination and headcanon and LoK doesn’t play into it at all. *nod*