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Whatever else you wanna say about Izzyâs death I find it so heinous to say shit like, âHe didnât blame him because it was his fault, he provoked himâ girl Ed is not a wild dog. Heâs a human being. If I provoked my roommate by telling him heâs a shit roommate who I hate and wish was dead, heâs not allowed to even hit me, let alone chop off 3 of my toes and shoot me in the leg and whatever else is implied by All That (which for my own sanity I have to ignore or else it gets worse đŠ)
#like the implications to me#as someone with a basic amount of knowledge when it comes to abuse#is that this is the final escalation of their relationship#like this is that final horrific lead up to when an abused partner gets murdered#and he very much does attempt to murder him and does basically do some weird family annhilation shit#and like that shot was dark as hell#but because we know weâre Supposed to be in silly pirate land#we give some leeway to the gratuitousness of the violence#that is heavily coded as domestic violence which was already a bold choice for the main romantic lead#until we can no longer give leeway because what the fuck did he just APOLOGIZE#for Making Him Abuse Him?!?!?#there is a difference between setting up a character#as a man who does violence to random others because heâs in the violence job and itâs a genre show#and making him a man who does violence (mutilates) his wife coded subordinate for⌠speaking out of turn and saying the equivalent#of fuck you I want a divorce#anyways sorry one day Iâll stop getting mad#pirate bitching
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Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk s5 spoilers#lmk season 5#shadowpeach#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk wukong#god these bitches gay#good for them good for them#doomed yaoi I love you#I feel like we're nearing the end of their divorce arc#HOLD HANDS ALREADY DAMMIT#MACCY WANTED TO SO BAD#FUCK THE SNAKE TWINK FOR COCKBLOCKING MY SHADOWPEACH#I AM NOT OK
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(holds all three in my hands) I just think they're neat
#listen Im not that into starop#but I do think Skyfire x Optimus (SkyOp?? JetOp?? they got some potential ship names) has some funny potential#skyfire and optimus trying to move on from their decepticon exes and falling in love with each other#meanwhile starscream in the back like ''exCUSE ME? YOU'RE DATING OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME? NOT ON MY WATCH'' and becoming a weird third wheel#then they all kinda accidentally fall in love. all three of them. they try to make it work#I love the idea of ''divorced autobots trying to heal and learn to fall in love again while starscream tries to foil their relationship#only to accidentally fall in love with those two''#this is Also just the biggest middle finger they can give to Megatron and i think that's perfect#optimus looking at skyfire and starscream before going at megatron like ''well if you dont want them they can be with me''#megatron ''what''#imagining megs seeing his two greatest enemies and one of his traitor getting together. imagine being so shitty all your exes got together#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy#low quality shitpost#transformers g1#transformers#skyfire#jetfire#starscream#optimus prime#skystar#starop#skyop#skystarop#new ship name dropped. at least their combined names actually work as a ship name
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as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley
#good omens#ineffable divorce#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#i really want things to get as bad as they can possibly get before their relationship#is saved and actualized if you couldn't tell.#like yes i want them to make up and have a big fabulous kiss together sheltered under a canopy in the rain#and then spend the rest of their eternity together on earth in blissful love#but i also want them to be really unstable for a bit#spiteful crowley. aziraphale blurting out a confession no buildup no apology#because he thinks that'll fix everything.#more miscommunication to give more weight to their final climactic episode where they actually work things out.#crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley#and takes them careening down oxford street at 120 miles per hour#grinning and laughing manically while aziraphale screams and hangs onto the baby basket he's holding#containing the second coming of jesus for dear life.#crowley just terrifying him to spite him.#i want them to do and say fucked up things to each other! do you get it?
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She did not understand the assignment
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#aziracrow#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art#demos art#based on that one draw ur favs as meme that was around a while ago#bc you know i love hopping onto trends way too fucking late#shes wearing her twice divorced fit#her widow that might have killed the husband fit#her im single and available fit#yknow how it is#also needed an excuse to draw longer hair crowley#also wanted an excuse to she/her crowley because i can do what i want#'why is she wearing heels to bed' because you've gotta serve always and forever she's been serving for 6000 years she aint gonna stop now#convinced theyd get matching pajamas at one point#tired of having to color adjust my ipad art bc it comes out muted on laptop screens RAAAHHHHH
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âIf you want an apologyââ âQuite the opposite, actually.â Shrue blinks at her in genuine bemusement. â... I don't follow.â âI thought perhaps we could fight about it.â Val says it as casually as if she's suggesting they take an impromptu late-night stroll. Or: In another reality, Shrue lives, and makes it to the camp of the Children of the Woundtree, where they try with the other survivors to rebuild their lives. Val is there too. They come to blows about it. Or: (Sort of) Repairing your broken relationship with a little percussive maintenance.
finally wrote a fic about these wretched creatures i'm so fond of. you can read it if you want.
#đ#the silt verses#VALshrue#<- well. sort of. this isnt ship fic unless you count eventual friendship as 'shipping' but its close enough for me to want it in my tag.#and to be fair they are incredibly divorced without ever having being married in this#fuck i need a writing tag. um.#wall scrawlings#eiars
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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I keep seeing people bitching about "uwu when I say 'from the river to the sea' people say I'm calling for geeenocide! They say I'm antisemitic!" and like.
Maybe. instead of clinging to a phrase that a bunch of white leftists have co-opted because they think it sounds nice. And digging your little immature heels in. You should LISTEN when people tell you that yes. The phrase's FUCKING ORIGIN was a call for the eradication of Jews from the area known as Israel and Palestine. That NO, you cannot divorce it from those roots. YES, it IS still used to mean that TO THIS DAMN DAY.
And look. Maybe you DON'T think that Israelis should all be killed and/or exiled from Israel and Palestine. Maybe you DON'T think that the genocide of an entire people is the solution. Maybe you DON'T hate Jews and want all of us dead. And if that's the case? Great!
But how the FUCK are we supposed to tell the difference when you are using the EXACT same phrase as countless people who DO want those things. People who DO hate Jews, who ARE supportive of organizations that want to commit violence, people who SUPPORT what happened on October 7th?
When people tell you "hey, this phrase means something else, it has ALWAYS come from those roots, and using it is NOT OKAY because it is STILL used as a rallying cry for violence against Israelis and Jews worldwide", the way to react? Is NOT to fucking double down and use it.
Because that? DOES make you an antisemite. And if I see you using that phrase? Then I MUST assume that at best, you do not know what it means and have SOMEHOW avoided the countless Jews and non-Jews I have seen talking about it, or at WORST you actively hate me and want me and every single one of my people dead.
And frankly? You are not worth that risk to interact with.
Stop saying it. There are SO many ways to support Palestine, the Palestinian people, and their fight for rights, that do not involve spouting genocidal, antisemitic rhetoric. it is NOT HARD.
But apparently, some of y'all are insistent on being racist.
#antisemitism#i/p#the phrase cannot be divorced from its roots#and if I see anyone complaining about it#I am just going to assume that you're a racist antisemite now#it's been long enough#saw someone bitching about not being allowed to have it up at work#and people railing the OTW for not allowing it and im like#ah so if I showed up with a 1488 patch and I got told I couldn't wear that#like#that's actually a GREAT comparison#because a LOT of people have no idea was 1488 means and think it's just a number#but the people who know what it stands for will take you using it as support for them#and btw it's a white supremacist and Nazi symbol#so when someone says hey you know that number isn't JUST a number#it has a lot of racist and violent connotations#the response is not to INSIST that you be allowed to use that damn number#it should be to go oh shit and ditch it#because YOU DON'T WANT FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACISTS THINKING YOU AGREE WITH THEM
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house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not
#house md#hilson#interesting is very subjective but whatvevr#one has to wonder how wilson felt during all that too#theyre freaks. affectionate and an insult#imagine getting served divorce papers right before big fuckoff conference for doctor things#and you blow your top because of a song on repeat so you cause property damage#only to get bailed out later by a guy who's sort of been stalking you all day with his blue x ray eyes#then you guys become best friends but also he makes jokes about wanting to fuck you a Lot#i want to study him like a little rat i wanna crack open his skull and touch his grey matter and see what twitches#anyway. im normal now
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And the experience of each man was peculiar. For Pompey's name and power were greater in the city when he was away from it, owing to his campaigns; but when he was at home, he was often less��powerÂful than Crassus, because the pomp and circumstance of his life led him to shun crowds, retire from the forum, and render aid to a few only of those who asked it of him, and then with no great zest, that he might keep his influence the more unimpaired for use in his own behalf. But Crassus was continually ready with his services, was ever at hand and easy of access, and always took an active part in the enterprises of the hour.
Plutarch, Crassus
from the vault of half finished one shots and rejected scenes! what a pair of guys! some real complementary personality stuff going on with these two!
bsky â pixiv â pillowfort â cohost
#whereâs that paper thatâs all âFulvia was a manager and Antony was manageableâ thereâs a similar dynamic going on here#but itâs both of them @ each other. Crassus does have a very political manager type of. vibe. though. so it could apply to multiple people#roman republic tag#komiks tag#also this is why Pompey and Caesar were a bad match. like of course they were going to get divorced civil war style#anyway. the new tvxq song. any older kpop fans here. âSo say you want me cause Iâm downâ is rattling around in my head abt these two#when they decided to fuck politics together. like oooooh you two chose each other for real#if I was staging a movie or smth the scene where they shake hands on it would be when changmin does THAT with his vocals#tris homines#marcus licinius crassus#gnaeus pompeius magnus
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The only thing that couldâve made the scenes between Don and Loki more gay would be if they passionately kissed
#there was not one second of straightness between those two#wanna propose while youâre at it Don? since you keep bringing up the divorce?#Loki was fighting for his life literally blushing and giggling like#and we canât forget âitâs about whoâ and âitâs more about what I wantedâ#ep5 makes me fucking SICK#Lokius#mobius#loki#don loki#fuck they make me crazy#loki 2x05#Loki s2
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just finished malevolent relisten. needless to say the obsession has been rekindled tenfold its previous magnitude
#im so fucking isnane about this podcast#ok notable reactions:#john.. Oh my god. Itâs so insane to go back and hear how much heâs changed in the way he talks and reasons and treats arthur#i love you john doe malevolent#fav trans allegory ever!!!!!#definitely relate to him a normal amount (liar voice)#and then. S2. I really need to make that animatic with lonesome dreams#godddd i forgot how painful the ep18 divorce was#and then!!!! the canna mentions helping noel escape!!! completely forgot about that part#s3. oh my god. absolute fav season. soooo many crazy moments.#like coda??? âYou want him back.â âI want him safe.â You want him baaack.â âI want him backâ#KAYNE I FUCKING HATE THAT RAT BASTARD.NEED TO BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A ROCK BUT HES A FREAK AND HED ENJOY IT SO I CANT#piece od shit#and then 23/24??????? arthurâs happy cry-laugh???? dead#part 25. âI killed myself. For a voice in my head. Do you know how mad that sounds?â what if IIII killed myself#26. god. Then 27. And 28. Literally my fav season ever#followed closely by s4#ohhhh my god i forgot how hot the butcher is like genuinely#i completely forgot prelude somehow???? giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair the whole time#i need to be this homicidal gay irishman hes so hot oh my god#the 29 divorce. with the movie lmaoo#i need to draw them going on a night out and seeing a movie and getting dinner and drinks and dancing and (gets shot)#gooddddd i remember listening to 31 for the first time and being so fucking confused#PART 33. HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS. OH MY GOD. BELLA SALTZMAN I COULDâVE TREATED YOU SO MUCH BETTER#34âŚ.. i canât speak about 34 without barking and howling like a rabid dog#dog. Is that a butcher refere(gets shot for the third time)#NOELLLLLL MY DARLING WIFE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#this has just inspired me to keep writing hofth with ella tbh#lowkey donât even get the obsession with oscar tho i canât be talking#to each their own or whatever
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yuppeeee just having fun!!!! ig!!!!! consistency Who (i dont know her :)) (thank you for tagging me @creepycoffins i used this opportunity to simply vibe i hope that's ok đ)
#6 fanarts#trigun#space dandy#arcane#devilman crybaby#vash the stampede#trigun livio#trigun razlo#elendira the crimsonnail#jayce talis#akira fudo#drawing#drawing challenge#artists on tumblr#my art#comic#fanart#adding to the maybe 20 bits of space dandy fanart that exist lmfaooo. my favorite anime <3#also yes. i will be watching arcane season 2. it at the very least looks pretty#absolutely stunning lack of either of my boys. particularly jayce. very noticeable complete lack of him :)#i trust that they didn't kill him. however. don't trust them to not ignore him in favor of the others' storylines cause he wasnt popular :'#particularly.... if they completely divorce viktor from him. i think id be pissed if that really happened lol#also hesitant about cop vi. like of course it had to happen but also hoping they don't make her like.... a complete cop lmfao#like she is in game ykwim?? like i dont want her to actually like piltover in any capacity#anywayyyy yes half the characters are trigun <3 there's too many fun characters in trigun how can i not#like! this was my first time drawing elendira! she was so fuckin fun to draw wth!!#also fuckin. shit. ik you said liv or raz but i simply didnt wanna choose one or the other so i just gave both of em they own box đ#FUCK i fucked up dandy. mfer's missin half of his back fuuuck dont look đđ
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lowkey had a very scandalous idea earlier this week, still very undeveloped though
#â ai rambles#basically itâs the age old arranged marriage trope with satoru ofc who else#but thereâs tiny bit of a twist there to make it more interesting#youâre the bride to be chosen by his parents#by his father to be more precise#bc youâre also his secret mistress HAH and he wants to take you under his wing and under his roof . he is in love with you#since divorce is frowned upon esp in a traditional clan like the gojo this is the best he can do aka marry you to his son#LOL (đ)#bc that gives him the opportunity to see you more often itâs very convenient youâre under his wing and under his roof#even if ppl were to see you out together it wouldnât be that weird bc they know youâre satoruâs wife#and heâs confident enough about his plan bc knowing his son heâs like yeah that bastard wonât give a shit about wife and love#like thatâs not his priority (side note â satoruâs father is a respectable and powerful man in this au)#and he wonât lay a finger on you even so GENIUS#BUT thereâs some disturbance on the front bc gojo satoru ends up falling for you for real#and itâs total drama from then on i have to think about it#the shock of omg u fucked my father#his father is very beautiful mind you#kinda looks like fukuzawa from bsd in my head perhaps little bit on the bulkier side but yeah as a reference
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bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they werenât in a secret relationship
#i love how lenore stomped over ready to throw divorce papers and also hands#and annabel just kept getting more and more into it liKE GIRL PLEASE!!! UR ASS IS GETTING BEAT BUT NOT IN THE WAY U WANT IT LIKE GIRRLL#girl please read the room and understand that Lenore is about to rip full custody of Morella away from u#ANNABEL LEE STOP GETTING TURNED ON MID DOVORCE CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLEâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸#all of the passerby and spectators stopping n staring at these two like#â?????? did we- did we miss some LOREâ˘ď¸ or smth????â#oh to be part of that crowd who got to witness the full blown break up#in my peripheral I see some disgruntled hands exchanging money#apparently half of the academy had a bet wherher or not these two disasters were secretly fucking around together or not#some swore by their second death that white raven was DEFO doing some shit together#while others believed em to just be old fashioned enemies who are complete douches to each other nothing more nothing less#the ppl who betted them to be nothing more than fierce as fuck enemies/rivals. well. well i mean you TRIED ig. i mean u tried WRONG but hey#at least you still tried#nevermore webtoon#nevermore neverwhore#white raven#lenore vandernacht#annabel lee whitlock
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Radioapple is one of my most favorite ships because Alastor and Lucifer have such strong divorced parents energy.
They both act like they're bitter about the divorce that you can't tell who divorced who.
#I know realisticly it would be Alastor but I also argue that the 'fuck you' to Lucifer made it sound like it was Lucifer under that context#I'm joking btw#radioapple#but seriously I can't get enough of these two bickering at each other#hazbin hotel#I want more divorced parent aus of these two and I WILL MAKE ONE IF I HAVE TO#TO FORFILL MY NEEDS#crack post
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