#oc: ash kang

[youmakethelight]

This is my truth tbh. Angela Kang babes why don't you and Melissa ride off into the sunset and leave all these men behind.

Literally just give me carol doing literally anything BUT being a side prop to daryl/darren's man pain.

Solo carol, carol & OC, carol & zeke (sue me - their divorced dynamic is cute and wholesome af), carol & fucking eugene idc, carol & lydia (not even joking that is a MISSED opportunity), carol & ash (obviously), carol & hallucination alpha (we don't talk enough about the explosive chemistry between samantha morton and melissa mcbride we really don't), carol & kelly, CAROL & CONNIE (actually this is a sick idea why didn't they do THIS??!), carol & maggie, carol & michonne (ok I know michonne has a fam, but if she can disappear for years to go find rick, she can go away with carol to talk through all that child loss bonding - also the plot could just be the same as dead city where they're looking for a kidnapped Judith* & RJ - and rick is just busy with smth else whatever, maybe he can make brief appearances - or he can be there too, but no cockblocking our girls pls), hang on hang on CAROL & JUDITH.

*I'm still processing the moment Judith recognised carol and said to her that her hair got REALLY long and carol said it DID, it was so cute and I may never recover, I fear.

No but actually Carol and Judith would be the BEST spin off idea. There is SO MUCH to explore there. Like rick destroying carol's self confidence in one fell swoop by banishing her from the prison bc he fears her being around while JUDITH is there (even though everything she did and does was to protect her and the other children and people she loved). The fact that Judith was present for Lizzie and Mika and the main reason they actually had to act on it the way they did. Just obviously the fact that Carol and Beth were the two who nurtured Judith the most as a baby. The fact that Carol knew and was friends with Lori and bonded with her over their children and while she was pregnant. The fact that Carol knew Carl, and that Sophia was friends with Carl, and that Sophia's death had a major impact on Carl. The shared trauma of lost children that Michonne and Carol share and thus she can help Judith understand her mum better. I could go on.

And they could take Dog with them. Like Daryl clearly doesn't care about him anymore, but he'd be a cute sort of proxy for Daryl and a reminder of home while they're spin-offing together.

Nah, I'm not done with this idea.

[choicesficwriterscreations]

It Lives Series Masterlist 2024

✒️= Fanfic | 📱= Text Fics/Edits | 🎨= Fanart Ⓜ️ = Mature Content 18+ | 🔥 = Explicit/NSFW 18+ 🏳️‍🌈 = LGBTQIA

October 2024

Vengeance ✒️ | Multiple Characters - @korgbelmont

August 2024

Sticker Sheet 🎨 | Multiple Characters - @spacetravels

The Way to Rome (Series) ✒️Ⓜ️ | Lucas Thomas x F!OC - @rosesnink Chapter 1: Birthday Regrets

May 2024

Untitled Art 🎨 | Abel Flint x F!MC - @oh-so-youre-a-nerd

April 2024

Harper x Tom Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈by @lilyoffandoms for @cadybear420

Two Birds on a Wire ✒️| Lincoln McQuoid (Aquino) x MC - @saibug1022

The Way to Rome ✒️ by @noesapphic

The Egg: An Easter Special ✒️| Stacy Green x M!MC - @korgbelmont

ILW Angst Fic ✒️| ILW MC - @abelflints

Lincoln Aquino x MC Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈 by @weetlebeetle (C: @storyofmychoices for @abelflints)

Noah Marshall x MC Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈by @payroo

March 2024

Andy Kang Fanart 🎨 by @artbyalz

Freesia Gaze ✒️🔹| Abel Flints x F!MC - @aallotarenunelma

Noah Marshall Fanart 🎨by @payroo

Noah Marshall x MC Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈by @payroo

Rowan Burke 🎨| ILW MC by @bunmellos (C: @abelflints)

February 2024

Ash ✒️🔹| Stacy Green x M!MC - @korgbelmont

ILITW M!OC Fanart 🎨 by @lilyoffandoms for @aallotarenunelma

A New Chapter: A Valentine's Day Special ✒️💘 🔹| Stacy Green x M!MC - @korgbelmont

January 2024

Abel Flint Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈🔹by @aallotarenunelma

ILITW Fanart 🎨 by @alleykatart

No Second Chances ✒️🏳️‍🌈🔹| Lincoln Aquino (McQuoid) x M!MC - @linkysmommy

Noah x MC Fanart 🎨 by @oh-so-youre-a-nerd

Spirit, Stay Gentle (1/2) ✒️Ⓜ️🏳️‍🌈| Lincoln McQuoid x M!MC - @abelflints

Noah Marshall x M!MC Fanart 🎨🏳️‍🌈by @errajay

Parker Shaw x MC Fanart 🎨by @oh-so-youre-a-nerd for @aallotarenunelma

The Rainbow Recipe Book ✒️🏳️‍🌈🔹 by @aallotarenunelma

Snowed in at the Cabin ✒️🏳️‍🌈🌟| Lincoln McQuoid x NB!MC - @aallotarenunelma

[tanyaspinel]

15 Lines Game!! :D

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture their character/personality/vibe. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well.

Tagged by: @ash-shark (thank you very much for the challenge :3 ♡)

1-In the name of the Old Gods you will be defeated

2-I'm not Liu Kang and Kitana's little girl!!.

3-I think the red shows up pretty well all over your body even if it literally comes out of you.

4-Combat is also an art, and I am very good at the art

5-The fire of a thousand dragons burns in my being

6-You destroyed my parents... the price of that will be your head!!

7-You are about to face the defender of the kingdoms!!

8-I come from a great legacy and ancestors that I cannot disappoint

9-Maybe I am the product of an impossible union but at least I show that his love is eternal and pure.

10-I will protect the kingdoms with my life no matter what happens!!

11-Shao Kahn is nothing to my family, he is just a weed

12-I'm not immortal, but believe me, I won't make it easy for you to finish me off.

13-I am more into painting art but I never turn down a fight

14-I'm not like my parents, I know, but I don't need to be for this.

15-Warriors from other timelines fought for their own reasons, good and balance is mine

Tagging: @katdaykatz and @devilzukin7 ♡

[ukit4m4]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚👁⭐˚୨୧⋆｡˚ + (NOT A FANFIC JUST STRAIGHT UP ABT MY MK1 OCS)

Warnings : Cannibalism (?), ashes consuming, straight up disturbing things,...

A/N : fake everything lol idk i heard that one mitski song lyrics “Abbey“ and i knew i had to do something abt it

I've been thinking abt Ukitama (23 yrs old) and Cheo-Won (30,000 years old) for a while now 😭

Cheo-Won used to be best friend of Ukitama in the old timeline, before Ukitama betrayed him and goes for Kronika. Long story short, Cheo-Won was able to kill Ukitama using his stars manipulation. Ukitama is a necromancer.

In the new timeline, Liu Kang gave Cheo-Won the title 'Lord of Stars' because he helped creating the new timeline along with Geras. Ukitama was reborn, also a necromancer, but this time a bit nicer. Cheo-Won met Ukitama again, and of course, Ukitama didn't have any memories of them together, which will always makes Cheo-Won's heart drop when thinking about it.

After a few years, Ukitama grew up and married (insert guy's name) , yet she died from a disease passed by in her family. Unlike her deceased family, Ukitama requested to be cremated when she died.

Cheo-Won received her ashes. Ukitama isn't his wife, nor lover. But she was his only ally, friend, best friend, tutor, in the old timeline. She was everything to him, and he fell into depression after realizing he's useless because he couldn't chase the disease away from her. To protect her, he failed, once again.

He wants to be with her. But how? He's immortalized. He can't die. He can't talk to spirits. Cheo-Won paces around his old mansion, and grabbed her ashes vase. Going to the kitchen, he baked. He baked a chocolate cake. With Ukitama's ashes.

He ate, and ate. The plate is clean. She's now with him. Fully. He's now with her.

[evilbe]

#evilbe ––––––– ;    𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍,  mutuals exclusive & 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾   𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞   ft. muses from tv shows, movies & literature. 𝖻𝗒  𝗄𝖺𝗒,   𝗍𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗒-seven.     𝖻𝖾   𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾  𝗍𝗈   𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽  𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦  𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀.  𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀  𝗂𝗌  𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝖾𝗇+  &   𝗇𝗈𝗍   𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗋  𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖾.  revamped june 2024. temporary rules and muses list under read more.

𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠;

this blog is 21+ and mutuals only; please don't interact with starters, plotting calls etc. if we aren't mutuals. as said further up, this blog is not spoiler free. i do take mains occasionally and exclusives if we really hit it off.

no drama and no wacky behavior please; no tra.nsphobia, ra.sicm, hom.ophobia. i simply don't have the energy nor the care to deal with it and will hardblock if i see it on my dash.

triggering topics will be present and i will be doing my best to tag things accordingly. if i ever slip and forget to tag something you aren't comfortable with, just message me and ill do better next time. tags will be trigger word // and trigger word tw. nsfw might be present, but will not under any circumstances be written with minot characters nor with minors. i really only tend to write it if it's a part of a plot, really.

formatting is small words with spacing and icons. i also won't judge you on how you decide to format or if you use it at all. also please tell me if you don't do well with small text, then i'll gladly change it for our threads and things.

all graphics on this blog are made by me unless otherwise stated. the psd i use are from somresources.

my activity might be spotty at times because i work, am doing something else with my time or sometimes, im simply too exhausted. he best way to get started with me is either send me a message or perhaps feel free to send a meme as a sort of ice breaker. when answering a meme, i always make a new post; be more than welcome to continue it if you want, but also never feel pressured to do so. please reblog a meme from the source if possible.

hi, thank you so much for reading my rules. i'm kay twenty-seven. i'm a huge book nerd and love everything spooky. please don't hesitate to message me if you want to write!

muses:

CARDAN GREENBRIAR ; folk of the air.

OAK GREENBRIAR ; folk of the air.

ANDREW MINYARD ; all for the game.

RENEE WALKER ; all for the game.

KEVIN DAY ; all for the game.

RICHARD GANSEY ; the raven cycle.

PORSCHE KITTISAWASD ; kinnporsche.

VENICE THEERAPANYAKUL ; kinnporsche.

MACAU THEERAPANYAKUL ; kinnporsche.

TAY ; kinnporsche.

JEON PILDO ; my name.

HAKSAL ; my name inspired oc.

HAN MINSEOK ; my name inspired oc.

CHAIYA ; oc.

KANG HANEUL ; dbd inspired oc.

KYO SOHMA ; fruits basket.

HATSUHARU SOHMA ; fruits basket.

ASH LYNX ; banana fish.

HAN JOOWON ; beyond evil.

MIRA KANO ; alice in borderland.

HAN SEOJUN ; true beauty.

[simplysebby]

These are my OCs their names are Ash, Shorter, Pildo, Jo, Ash again, Bobby, Dean, Jiwoo, Midnight, Night Eye, Jin-seok, Yoo-seok, Stoic, Seok-woo, Gyeong-su, Lee Tang, Ro Bin, Ali, Ji-yeong, Kang Sae-byeok, Jet, Prim, Rue, etc etc

Gonna start naming my OCs after characters who shouldve gotten a happy ending but didnt so I can give em that happy ending

[chuuguins]

archie fairchild, ash kang, bee hwang, gracie lee, isla cheong

🌸 luna’s crescent bay residents on instagram (part 1/?) | featuring rosa (mary’s oc), daniel (daisy’s oc) and sam (flor’s oc) 

[jacobseed]

made some girls with this picrew even tho i wasnt tagged bc i saw @chuckhansen use it and its so cute

ash (re) | nellie (dbd)

rose (dc) | mari (dishonored)

tagging @bigbywlf bc why not

[justnerdthings]

Liu Kang vs Mae ( @whatifxwereyou / @khadrimxart Y/N from The Oncoming Storm series and Beauty Through Ash)

My attempt at making Liu came out pretty good. I couldn't remove the tiger from his gi, but I kind of like it anyway. Mae still kicked his ass, though.

I'm taking requests. Hmu.

Game: Soul Calibur VI

[multi-muse-transect]

Alright, here’s a muse and rules list if someone is on mobile.

Genis-Vell (MCU)

Rin Mags Bridger/Raya Wren Bridger (SW OC)

Ishiro Serizawa (Monsterverse)

Carol Ward (Halo OC)

Monica Rambeau (MCU)

Shatter (Transformers)

John Price (COD)

Borderlands 3 Vault hunters

Kyle Halsey (Halo OC)

Wally Tannis (Borderlands OC)

Doom Slayer (Doom)

Crash (Doom)

Ace (Destiny/Kingdom Hearts)

Sydney Novak (I Am Not Okay With This)

Lydia Torres (Crysis OC)

Phyla-Vell (Marvel comics)

Robocop (Robocop)

Dokkaebi (Rainbow Six)

Mara (COD)

Forest Redfield (Resident Evil/Last Of Us OC)

Simon Riley (COD)

Conner Cage (MK OC)

Sektor (MK)

Cyrax (MK)

Ruin (COD)

Seraph (COD)

Skarlet (MK)

Wattson (Apex Legends)

Roze (COD)

Aloy (HZD)

Hal Jordan (DC)

Jason Todd (DC)

Frank Woods (COD)

Kipo Oak (Kipo and The Age Of The WonderBeasts) 

Ultimis Crew (COD) 

Sean and Daniel Diaz (Life Is Strange)

Rayla (The Dragon Prince) 

Dokkaebi (Rainbow Six)

Caveira (Rainbow Six)

Aku (Samurai Jack)

V (Cyberpunk) 

Jonathan Mason/Miller (Last Of Us OC) 

Tigress (DC)

Raven (DC)

Geoforce (DC) 

Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)

Phyla-Vell (Marvel comics)

Damian Wayne (DC)

Windblade (Transformers)

Jonathan Kent (DC)

Blackout (Transformers) 

Terry McGinnis (DC) 

Doomsday (DC)

PowerGirl (DC)

Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk) 

Deathstroke (DC)

Victis Crew (COD) 

Masane Amaha (Witchblade)

Edward Buck (Halo) 

Sarah Palmer (Halo)

Chase Devineaux (Carmen Sandiego)

Julia Argent (Carmen Sandiego) 

Kate Kane (DC)

Heron (Blood Of Zeus) 

Nick Reyes (COD)

Barbara Gordon (DC) 

Miles Morales (Marvel)

Shion Sonozaki (Higurashi)

Liu Kang (MK)

Russell Adler (COD) 

Helen Park (COD)

Kali (Rainbow Six) 

Kitana (MK) 

Snake Eyes (GI Joe)

Wanda Maximoff (MCU) 

Grigori Weaver (COD)

Saint-14 (Destiny)

Frost (MK) 

Abigail Brand (Marvel)

Mikasa Ackerman (AOT)

Sonya Blade (MK)

Boba Fett (SW)

Bo-Katan (SW)

Caveira (Rainbow Six)

Jimmy Woo (MCU)

Eda Clawthorne (Owl House) 

Alex Mason (COD) 

Megan Danvers (MK OC)

Jesse Faden (Control) 

Alex Chen (Life Is Strange) 

Revy (Black Lagoon) 

Cloud Strife (FF) 

Mark Grayson (Invincible) 

Bucky Barnes (MCU) 

Booker Dewitt (Bioshock) 

Sam Wilson (MCU)

Sharon Carter (MCU/Canon divergent)

Isaiah Bradley (MCU)

American Kaiju (MCU) 

Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)

Jill Valentine/Captain America (Resident Evil/MCU) 

Atari Kobayashi (Isle Of Dogs)

Chief, Duke, Rex, and Boss (Isle Of Dogs) 

Valkyrie (Apex Legends)

Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

Jason Hudson (COD) 

Loba (Apex Legends)

Fem! Vision (MCU)

Exo Stranger (Destiny) 

Mar-Vell (EMH/MCU/Ultimate Comics)

Kari Imahara/Valkyrie (Apex Legends)

Lelouch Vi Britannia (Code Geass)

Kallen Kozuki (Code Geass)

Jack Cooper (Titanfall)

Marceline (Adventure Time) 

Immortal (Invincible) 

Mary Somers/Horizon (Apex Legends) 

Ellie Williams (The Last Of Us) 

Issac (Castlevania) 

Alice Shepard (Mass Effect) 

Frank West (Dead Rising)

Chuck Greene (Dead Rising)

Atriox (Halo)

Ilsa Zane (Halo)

Ash (Titanfall/Apex Legends)

Amity Blight (Owl House)

Shleemypants (Rick and Morty)

Hooty (Owl House)

Melina Vostokoff (MCU)

Alexei Shostokov (MCU)

Yelena Belova (MCU)

Captain Carter (MCU)

Sylvie Laufeydottir (MCU)

Miss Minutes (MCU)

Shleemypants (Rick and Morty)

Vivian Vision (Marvel)

Vin Vision (Marvel)

Virginia Vision (Marvel)

Peacemaker (DC)

Bloodsport (DC)

Rick Flag (DC)

Amanda Waller (DC)

Kat (Halo)

Ratcatcher (DC)

King Shark (DC)

Shang Chi (MCU)

Xialiang (MCU)

Wenwu (MCU) 

Natasha Romanoff (MCU/Any-verse) 

Polka-Dot Man (DC)

Sabine Wren (Star Wars)

Dr. Strange Supreme (MCU) 

Heist Nebula (MCU) 

Marcy Wu (Amphibia) 

Taskmaster (Tony and Antonia MCU) 

Pepper Potts (Armored Adventures)

Tony Stark (Armored Adventures-verse)

Namor (Marvel)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Richard Rider (Marvel)

Adam Warlock (Marvel)

Ko-Rel (Marvel)

Emma Frost (Marvel)

Carol Danvers (Marvel)

Drax The Destroyer (Marvel)

John Walker (Marvel)

Jinx (League Of Legends) 

Vi (League Of Legends)

Warwick (League Of Legends)

Caitlyn (League Of Legends)

Colt Vahn (Deathloop)

Julianna Blake (Deathloop)

Evil-Lyn (She-Ra/Noel-verse)

Adora (She-Ra)

Rey (Star Wars)

Trilla Suduri (Star Wars)

Clint Barton (Marvel)

Master Chief (Halo)

Hellboy (BPRD)

He-Man (Noelverse)

Nina Kovan (Halo)

Moon Knight (MCU)

VV Argost (Secret Saturdays)

Drew Saturday (Secret Saturdays)

Doc Saturday (Secret Saturdays)

Zack Saturday (Secret Saturdays)

Dani Rojas (Far Cry)

Anton Castillo (Far Cry)

Teela (Noelverse)

Hudson Griffin (Halo)

Thomas Lasky (Halo)

Chloe Price (Life Is Strange)

Max Caulfield (Life Is Strange)

Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC/The Boys verse)

Adrian Chase (DC)

Patricia Trayce (DC)

Greg Saunders (DC)

Jin Sakai (Ghost Of Tsushima)

Talanah Khane Padish (Horizon)

Tiny Tina (Borderlands)

Abby Anderson (The Last Of Us)

Tesler (Tron Uprising)

Paige (Tron Uprising)

Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)

Black Adam (DC)

Emilia Harcourt (DCEU)

Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption)

Sadie Adler (Red Dead Redemption)

John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)

Chloe Frazer (Uncharted)

Salem (Halo/Predator OC)

Jin Sakai (Ghost Of Tsushima)

Talanah Khane Padish (Horizon Zero Dawn)

Abby Anderson (The Last Of Us)

Man-At-Arms (MOTU)

Salem (Predator/Halo)

Panam Palmer (Cyberpunk)

Lucyna Kushinada (Cyberpunk)

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk)

Isaac Clarke (Dead Space)

Quiet (Metal Gear Solid)

Kratos (God Of War)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Elster (Signalis)

John Carver (Dead Space)

Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)

Tarn (Transformers)

Grimlock (Transformers)

Liara T’Soni (Mass Effect)

Scourge (Transformers)

Nightbird (Transformers)

Optimus Primal (Transformers)

The Armorer (Star Wars)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Death (Puss In Boots)

Turgle (Star Wars)

Cassian Andor (Star Wars)

Samuel Petrikov/Ice Prince (Adventure Time)

Also if you want to do an NSFW RP, please tell me your age. I don’t do straight shota, loli, water sports, scat, guro, necrophilia, beastiality, and aged up muses. All NSFW threads will be under read more.

[18plusroleplayseeker]

Fandom 1x1 Discord Search!

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Preferred 21+ [18+ is fine too, I won't discriminate as you're legal age!]

I'm 31 years old / Female / She/Her 

NSFW/Dark Themes/Indulgent friendly!

Stardew Valley / Dead By Daylight / Squid Game

F x M is my preferred go to, but will definitely indulge in f// and m// for you! I like to double, after all! 

◞ Stardew Valley

Who I Play: Pretty much anyone you want!

Who I Want: Elliott x My OC

◞ Dead By Daylight

Who I Play: Legion [All], Trapper, Deathslinger, Pig, Nurse, Spirit, Feng Min, David King, Steve Harrington, Felix Richter, Yun-Jin Lee, Kate Denson, Jake Park, Yui Kimura, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Laurie Strode

Who I Want: Trickster, Ghost Face or Executioner x My OC

◞ Squid Game

Who I Play: Seong Gi-hun, Hwang Jun-ho, Cho Sang-woo, Jang Deok-su, Kang Sae-byeok

Who I Want: The Front Man x My OC

1x1 - Doubling preferred

Wouldn't mind mixing Stardew Valley w/Pokemon! I think it'd be fun / cute!

Plots and limits will be discussed via Discord

Preferred to RP over Discord

Add me if you're interested - Ashe#2457

If the above doesn't work, send a message to my tumblr!

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[roleplayfinder]

18+ - Discord - 1x1

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Preferred 21+ [18+ is fine too, I won't discriminate as you're legal age! I do enjoy NSFW/Dark Themes just as a heads up!]

Stardew Valley / Dead By Daylight / Squid Game

F x M is my preferred go to, but will definitely indulge in f// and m// for you! I like to double, after all!  ◞ Stardew Valley Who I Play: Pretty much anyone you want! Who I Want: Elliott x My OC ◞ Dead By Daylight Who I Play: Legion [All], Trapper, Deathslinger, Pig, Nurse, Spirit, Feng Min, David King, Steve Harrington, Felix Richter, Yun-Jin Lee, Kate Denson, Jake Park, Yui Kimura, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Laurie Strode Who I Want: Trickster, Ghost Face or Executioner x My OC ◞ Squid Game Who I Play: Seong Gi-hun, Hwang Jun-ho, Cho Sang-woo, Jang Deok-su, Kang Sae-byeok Who I Want: The Front Man x My OC

1x1

Plots and limits will be discussed via Discord

Preferred to RP over Discord

Add me if you're interested - Ashe#2457

If the above doesn't work, send a message to my tumblr! ◆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

[averytiredbitch]

MK OC Randomness part 8... I think. Fuck it! We're going with it!

Welcome back to the shit show. Let's go!

also some of these jokes are from lamas with hats

Qiao Fu is my name for the Lin Kuei Grandmaster

Also some of these jokes are based off skits done by Moonkitti on YouTube. Just re-worded a bit

Nozomi: Hey uncle Shinnok! Do your old man voice!

Shinnok, in his normal voice: What old man voice?

Nozomi: Yeah! That one!

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Nozomi: ooh who's this?

Qiao Fu: That's my old wife.

Nozomi: The one who died long ago?

Qiao Fu: The very same

Nozomi: *eyeing the picture* That's too bad. She looks really cute.

Qiao Fu: I'm sorry, do you find my old wife attractive?

Nozomi: Do you not!?

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Nozomi: I wanna see my little boy!

Shang Tsung: *helping Meat walk* Here he comes!

Nozomi: *scooping Meat up and hugging him* I wanna see my little boy!

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"Revenant" Reiki: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY OF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!?

"Revenant" Michiko: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

"Rev" Reiki: Oh.

"Rev" Michiko: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Shinnok: Shh, do you hear that?

Shinnok: That's the sound of forgiveness.

Melantha: That's the sound of people dying dad!

Shinnok: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

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Shariah: How did you even do this!?

Meat: A dollop of fairy dust!

Shariah: Meat!

Meat: I ripped the tag off a mattress.

Shariah: This isn't funny Meat!

Meat: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people that just exploded.

Shariah: I'm leaving! I've had enough of this!

Meat: But thank of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.

Shariah: What? Why?

Meat: Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on well cooked faces together.

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"The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell! And yet, here you are limbo dancing with the devil!"- Melantha to Hotaru at a family dinner.

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"Oh no. There are consequences to your actions? Who would've thought?" Krow to Raiden and Flamus, still pissed at them for completely destroying a village that housed the remaining nymphs and nymphlims their husband made.

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Nozomi: I'm just here to collect Michiko

Qiao Fu: *tries to stab her*

Nozomi: YOU'RE AN UNFIT FATHER FU! THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DAUGHTER! YOU HAVE A HUMAN CHILD! WHO THE FUCK'S DEMON CHILD IS THAT! WHO ARE YOU STEALING CHILDREN FROM!?

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Michiko: You are not my father!

Qiao Fu: Bring proof you are not my daughter!

Meixiu's ghost in the background: Bitch! You literally murdered her birth father!

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Nyx: Get out

Reiko: Aww come on. Can't I check in on my favorite little sister?

Nyx: If you don't leave me my room Reiko, I will stab you. And when I do it won't look pretty.

Reiko: there's a pretty way to stab people? Like with a butterfly knife or something?

Nyx: yup. Handle and all.

Reiko: oh... OH!

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Nemos: Greetings Thunder God!

Raiden: Eh? Nemos what are you doing here?

Nemos: I'm taking advantage of your guilt-ridden personality to get a head start on being a better realm protector while no one is looking.

Raiden: Nope. New timeline, new Raiden. Go- Go play with your sisters.

Nemos: I'll have you know I've lived 15 lives in which I've played with my sisters, and none of them have been consequential!

Raiden: *sighs* I'm trying to take you seriously. Really. But it just feels like an even smaller Shinnok is yelling at me right now.

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Hotaru: *busting into the Sky Temple and picking up Nemos* My beautiful son, I am back from my epic battle of driving out the rebels!

Nemos: Tell me, man who sired me!

Hotaru: We were fighting when suddenly Soldier B produced a substance that burned through their skin!

Nozomi: That sounds like my poison...

Hotaru: Oh no! We'd never poison anyone. Only ambush them in the middle of the night, kill them through physical violence, and intimidate them in other wise orderly court proceedings. Poison is bad.

Nozomi: Have you considered maybe, asking him if he poisoned them?

Hotaru: Oh no, I trust him completely.

Melantha: *holding Discordia and Harmonia* But, what if he did?

Hotaru: *small whimper before glaring and shouting* Solider B! Come here and apologize to my wife for making her think about things immediately!

Solider B: Hi, what?

Hotaru: I said apologize to Melantha!

Solider B: Uh yeah, sorry for poisoning the rebels or something..

Melantha: Hey, has anyone seen Nemos?

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Darrius: It seems one of the soldiers has summoned Melantha to their side.

Hotaru: *spying on the rebels* Gonna go see Melantha. I'm gonna see Melantha at the meeting. Gonna see Melantha. Melantha.

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OB: I made a perfectly good Titan

Fuyuka: You fucked up my daughter is what you did!

Fuyuka: Look at her! She's traumatized!

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Amara: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Leila: I think you mean cards.

Amara, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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Ermac: Bad things keep happening to us, like we have bad luck or something.

Zyta: Ermac, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Zyta: You love me, right, Ermac?

Ermac: Normally, we’d say yes without hesitation, but we feel like this is going somewhere and we don’t like it.

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Kristy: *steps on her glasses by accident*

Kristy: *inhales* If I knew that this would be the fate that befalls me and these damned glasses, I would've just let the fire reach my left eye and burn it out completely!

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Megumi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Ayeka: Megumi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Megumi: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Zyta: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Philomela: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Discordia, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Harmonia: You did WHAT–

Nemos: William Snakepeare

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Discordia: Hey Harmonia,

Harmonia: Yes?

Discordia: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Harmonia:

Harmonia: Where’s Nemos?

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Discordia: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Harmonia: Discordia no.

Nemos: Mistlefoe.

Harmonia: Please stop encouraging her.

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Philomela please come to the front desk?

Philomela, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Amara and Zyta*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Amara and Zyta, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Philomela: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Erron, driving Ash and Kamden: So how was your day?

Ash: We almost got surprise adopted!

Erron: What?

Kamden: We almost got kidnapped.

Erron: Oh, okay.

Erron: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Nozomi: Welcome, fellow idiots

Kung Lao: Hello, Nozomi

Nozomi: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Kung Lao: You underestimate me

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Nozomi: What are your goals?

Kung Lao: To pet all the dogs.

Nozomi: No, fitness goals.

Kung Lao: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Liu Kang: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Nozomi: That's why I carry two swords.

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Sareena: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Michiko's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Sareena: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Michiko: You mean literally or figuratively?

Sareena: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Sareena: Michiko... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Michiko: Your text told me to Satanize the house before you returned.

Sareena:

Sareena: I wrote sanitize, Michiko.

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Sareena: You kill people for money?!

Michiko: I can explain!

Sareena: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Preferred 21+ [18+ is fine too, I won't discriminate as you're legal age!]

I'm 31 years old / Female / She/Her 

NSFW/Dark Themes/Indulgent friendly!

Stardew Valley / Dead By Daylight / Squid Game

F x M is my preferred go to, but will definitely indulge in f// and m// for you! I like to double, after all! 

◞ Stardew Valley

Who I Play: Pretty much anyone you want!

Who I Want: Elliott x My OC

◞ Dead By Daylight

Who I Play: Legion [All], Trapper, Deathslinger, Pig, Nurse, Spirit, Feng Min, David King, Steve Harrington, Felix Richter, Yun-Jin Lee, Kate Denson, Jake Park, Yui Kimura, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Laurie Strode

Who I Want: Trickster, Ghost Face or Executioner x My OC

◞ Squid Game

Who I Play: Seong Gi-hun, Hwang Jun-ho, Cho Sang-woo, Jang Deok-su, Kang Sae-byeok

Who I Want: The Front Man x My OC

1x1 - Doubling preferred

Wouldn't mind mixing Stardew Valley w/Pokemon! I think it'd be fun / cute!

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Preferred to RP over Discord

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Masterlist’s

Original

Reactions

Anons

Since it’s getting ignored: No No’s

Old Gen OC’s

Jamie Song (The Boyz)

Jiah Park (Got7)

Fei Zhao (WayV)

Ava Kang (Ateez)

Seperate universe

New Gen OC’s

Face Claims

Ash Lee (SF9)

Cassia Han (TXT) (no longer writing for)

Darcie Nam (Oneus)

Juniper Kim (Victon) (no longer writing for)

HaZe (Original GG)

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Cornflower Blue (m)

SUMMARY: Way too hot, way too boring. Your countryside vacation is bound to suck. Until the farmer’s apprentice comes around: Kim Taehyung. 

LENGTH: 4.9k 

GENRE: farming au, crack/smut

A/N: Reupload, revamped! An old oneshot.

WARNINGS: topics of prejudice | dom/sub undertones | oral | sex outdoors

REQUEST: ‘Would you consider writing the scenario with Tae in a rural area setting during summer (something like OC was forced to spend her vacations with her grandparents and she meets Tae and it gets steamy - or whatever you come up with).’ [by anon]

Jeju may be beautiful. The fish markets are crowded, the cliffs loom staggering, rich green meadows burgeon in splendid colors. A really gorgeous place to be. Ancient volcanic ashes have nurtured the entire island to full blossom. But your days still feel lonely, enervated, and frankly: All too dull. Before your family left for the ferry, that was already obvious. It couldn’t get any more draining. And yet, the path to the house of your grandparents is weary and desolate in an unexpected altitude. Fewer tourists venture here, the general populace prefers to be closer to the sea with no hills around. The grim stone steps remind you all the more of how you should never left for vacation in the first place, accompanying your parents and sister Choa.

It’s July, staying at home in the city would have meant you were practically boiled alive. Though it would have saved money and you’d meet friends. You could prepare for graduation, look for jobs. This is not what you wanted. Steps, steps, steps, and not even a handrail for safety. It’s like going back to the past. You stomp ahead with several tons in your old red hiking backpack, or so it seems. You hate that backpack since practically forever. To your ostensible demise, the path gets rockier and more narrow as you proceed. This part of the countryside is far from picture-perfect.

The Kang family is seated in Gwangju for decades, but Grandpa Heejung and Grandma Yangsuk beg to differ. As you mother told you, they moved to Jeju forty years ago already, and rarely came back to their hometown since. Unlike the rest of the family, they don’t use social media or don’t bother making a phone call just because. You think that’s drastic as well as rude, so do your parents. But for this vacation, they have to leave you somewhere while they explore the south coast since you don’t want to go with them.

Jeju is nearby. That means you can, well, have to wait five days with your peculiar grandparents before the next vacation stop in Japan. Kagoshima — for more volcanoes. It just won’t stop. Mom in hellbent to visit Shanghai afterwards as well. Maybe you’ll see something about the busy nightlife there, but without the ugly 4 a.m. side of things. As of now, until the family reunites you are stuck in transit. Here on Jeju. In the house or actual hut that awaits you at the end of your path to the plateau. With no wifi whatsoever, it really is 20,000 BC up here.

That’s precisely how Heejung looks like. Walking lopsided toward you with a crusty shovel in his right and an almost torn straw hat in his left hand. He arrives chortling, holding his big belly the more he laughs. All you see is crooked teeth and a huge, wrinkled eye smile. Mom says he’s 74, you don’t believe a single word of that. Kang Heejung is the living proof that your family has surpassed the 200 years benchmark and everything else that is physically possible.

“Hey hey, how are your legs? With that backpack, we’ll hire you! We need groceries from downtown on Wednesday!” the old geezer laughs when you greet him with the last bit of courtesy that’s left. He doesn’t even bow back. “He, hello. Nice to see you. Um, here. Can I use the phone? Dad wants to know I arrived safely. My legs are actually… on fire,” you blink against the brutal zenith sun trying to look composed, causing even more laughter. Your sunglasses are somewhere at the bottom of your backpack. Exactly where they were easy to forget and hard to reach for, and you miss them dearly.

Apron-clad Grandma Yangsuk peeks out of the hut door at this much noise and comes waddling across with an equally disturbing, though toothless smile. She carries a basket with dried mushrooms. 78 years old, mom said. Yeah right.

“Oh —you can send them a letter!” Heejung wipes his eyes, but the tears won’t stop. You deposit the backpack on the ground grumpy, and in dire need of electricity. These people don’t even have a phone. Your parents really did send a letter to say when you arrive. They weren’t joking. Yangsuk perks up tan next to him as much as her petite height allows with a little mumbled greeting. She points at your slightly faded orange T-Shirt with a jittering hand. “What does Star Trek: T.O.S. mean?”

Wow. It’s 30,000 BC! It just keeps getting more and more paleolithic. “That’s my favorite TV series,” you retort, reasonably close to having a geek’s dreaded mental breakdown. Your burning legs don’t help. “Oh, and who’s that?” she indicates below to the slightly crumbled image of the Enterprise crew members. “So here we see Captain Kirk, and right there are Mister Spock and—”

“Is Kirk a good sailor?” Heejung asks with a now critical gaze, rubbing his chin. “He’s handsome. She probably likes him,” Yangsuk giggles, and they both start laughing like crazy again, arm in arm. “Too old, especially the actor anyways” you scratch your head, “and a womanizer. Not my type.” Yangsuk furrows her greyed brow at the mention of ‘womanizer’, but won’t comment further. She just keeps cackling when you try to heave your backpack up. Maybe you should introduce her to Britney Spears when you get the wifi to work somewhere around here. Well, if. By now, you are stuck with two screaming hyenas dragging you into their messy hut. Five days as their donkey or laughingstock you can survive, but not any longer. You should have rented a hotel, who cares about your bank account. This is some 40,000 BC type of hell.

Indoors, you accommodate on a sheepskin bed at the far end of the hut next to the kitchen. It’s broad but rather short in length. Just like the architecture of this place, with a low ceiling and interiors made from wood and stone, straw, and some shell decorations. Heejung has been preparing a creamy soup with herbs that permeate the entire spot in the meantime. It doesn’t smell too bad, actually. It calms the nerves. But you’ll have that in your clothes for the rest of the journey, the scent is really strong. And knowing Yangsuk by now, she will try to teach you scrubbing laundry in a creak or something. So you don’t say anything. The hotel in Kagoshima has to take care of that. The anticipation of fresh bread for dinner soothes you at least a bit. That’s something you can get used to. Still, you want to curse Choa for suggesting this place to you and your parents.

The rest of the afternoon you spend organizing your things, recovering your sunglasses from the backpack abyss, and helping Heejung — “Heehee” as you call him by now — carry water. He just goes on and on about Jeju’s wildlife, all sorts of superstitions, and disadvantages of being a farmer because trade is difficult and the economy is bad. But hey hey, life is good and simple and all. And you must really like Captain Kirk. So it’s about time for marriage. You wearing orange is a sign of luck and attracting handsome men so he will show up sometime for sure. Kirk might be away most of the time with his job, but yeah at least he’s got a high position and brings in the money so you won’t starve miserably. Mister Spock, he says, can just drop by to babysit your seven children. What on earth.

You don’t listen and shoulder your bucket with aching arms, hoping to grow more muscle overnight. For throwing Heehee into a volcanic lake or the laundry creak, wherever it is, and sprinting to the city with your backpack at record speed. But no, you need to drink first. So operating the well and towing chunky buckets to the hut has to suffice for now.

Jeju’s late afternoons are pleasant and warming at least, and the bees and butterflies are having fun all around with the pollen. You want to have that buzz, too. But who knows how long it takes until Shanghai or seeing Seokjin at home. Although your chances are very faint there, too. You have a big crush on him. But not vice versa. In fact, you think he has his eyes on Choa so you don’t make a move. You desperately would, could, and really want to. Plenty of fish in the sea? That doesn’t really help to distract you from being bitter about Jin. Thus you have to wait in the cocoon that is your current state of life. Very well, until whatever butterfly transformation happens in adulthood. Supposedly.

Relationship business in Gwangju is not your priority, though. The current precedence is: Becoming a junior farmer in rustic Jeju. Where Mount Halla could erupt any second to end this peasant internship with a pyroclastic surge. Or lava and acid rain. Thank you very much, and please no.

Yangsuk certified that the volcano has been dormant for several thousands of years. That your worries are, quote: “Some rank nonsense!” But who knows how this island reacts to your presence and Star Trek voodoo magic. You might have insulted the mighty spirits when your backpack dared to touch the holy ground. If only your grandparents were some standard Buddhists, then you might be able to talk or relate. But Heehee with his herbal soup and Yangsuk calling you “descendant of the orange earth goddess” as a joke… At least she gave you a supposed natural medicine for your leg pain. If it actually works, that’s surely another discussion.

No matter how hopeless they are, their early dinner looks quite delicious. Sitting on hard trunks, however, is not as cozy. Yangsuk does offer you a wooden chair. But that one is closer to collapse than your patience, so you stick to what you have. You try to find some comfort in the soup ignoring the chatter about your relatives. Heehee just started to slander your poor uncle Hwasang that a knock at the door startles you to the bone. Which damned soul would show up here but you unwilling worm who declined a 5-day ferry adventure.

“That’s our current assistant!” Yangsuk informs shrugging. Alright. An assistant. Alright, then. “Don’t stare at him too much. He’s an ugly bloke, not very skilled either,” Heehee whispers with rolling eyes, then slips from his trunk to open the cracking door. This just keeps getting worse.

But in steps an athletic boy. He has two tilefish hanging from his shoulders, sand and mud covering his face all over. He carries a sack of millet under one arm and a net with abalones from the market in the other hand. He’s topless.

“Just in time,” the boy hums, then almost drops the net when he spots you at the table. “You must be Y/N Noona!” he bows fiercely, which makes the fish glide off his shoulders. “Too bad. That’s Kim Taehyung,” Heehee helps to pick up the mishap, “excuse his ill manners.”

“No problem,” you nervously bumble about with the hem of your T-shirt. They told him about you, but not the other way around it seems. Thanks for nothing, you couldn’t even prepare for an entrance like that. He must be the most drop-dead gorgeous person you’ve ever seen. Even with what seems like an entire swamp plastered on him. Kim. Taehyung. The spark in the darkest of your nights. The flash of light that signals: This is where the tunnel ends. A boy like this at the prehistorically inspired end of the world—

Finally propels you back to 190,000 BC because you suddenly want to be a fossil. He’s so good-looking, it can petrify. Sharp nose and eyebrows, long neck, soft but hypnotizing eyes. Gorgons have nothing on him. Taehyung slacks down at the table flustered, trying to pull the millet sack together as to prevent the next possible accident. You just can’t feign your surprise and shock. Yangsuk catches up fast and taps your jaw. “Think of what Heejung said!” she grumbles, pouring Taehyung his soup with a rather lackluster scorn. “Pass him some of the bread,” she adds. That you will do. No objections. Bread for Kim Taehyung it is. Red alert, all forces gather, engage attack but all shields down.

The warm loaf is crisp between the grasp of your hands, both eyes set on Taehyung at the other end of the table. He stares right back, wiping his face absentmindedly with the wet cotton cloth that Heehee gave to him. Never did you forget to blink this long, the bread tearing sluggishly between your fingers. Yangsuk picks the millet from Taehyung’s arm and stores it at the back of the hut while you keep breaking the bread apart. Taehyung’s curious gaze is quite intent and affable as he keeps on wiping.

You hand the bread to him thinking why Seokjin could bother you this much even if you knew he was out of reach. It must have been the jokes, the charisma, the funny Mario socks? Nobody else around who was this cordial and dapper? Taehyung already impresses with just two sentences already. He picks the piece of bread from your hold like it was a paper-thin silk scarf. Indeed, he’s not as rogue as they make him out to be. It’s like life proceeds to flash before you, soaking in the little twinkle from his eyes while your arm retreats. Of course, you tip over the metal can of milk at the edge of the table, with Taehyung only managing to catch it at a moment’s notice. All inept movement has faded. He’s nimble with a dexterous grip on the can handle, steering it back to the middle of the table with caution. Not one drop wasted. Not very skilled? You’ll tell Heehee to go get himself a pair of glasses tomorrow. Taehyung accepts a second piece of bread from you and dips it into the soup, then eats it up.

Yeah. You want some of his bread. More than you can fit in your freaking backpack.

The tirade of both grandparents goes past your ears. “Thank you, Noona,” Taehyung munches on the bread with a treacherous smile. You can imagine how suave mischief like that doesn’t blend well with the ‘ideals’ in this area.

Cleaning the kitchen comes with ease when you stand perched at the narrow sink, scrubbing bowls with water from the buckets. Taehyung keeps on proving that he is very agile physically, hands deft and artful with the tableware. He doesn’t seem halfway disgusted either. You try to keep up adopting the technique, and you’re not bad at it. Yet it’s hard to concentrate with his naked shoulder brushing against yours every so often, although he apologizes every time. You talk about what brought you here, and Taehyung says it’s hard to describe in his own case. Something like digital detox, getting away from the smog of the west coast. He can’t stand the haughty, party-crazed people there. He heard about your transit journey, they talked at length about the letter. Surely nothing positive. But Taehyung won’t mention that.

Heehee releases you from work so you ask to go outside. “Hmph, just not too close to the cliffs.” - “We’re careful,” you say, beckoning Taehyung. He buttons up a blue shirt and follows you outside into the hot sun. “Glad to have you,” he murmurs, earning quite a nod. He knows you feel like that, too. “Are they really always weird like that?” you ask, making sure to pull your ponytail fast so the warm coastal wind won’t obscure the phenomenal sight of Kim Taehyung with strands of hair. “Depends,” he picks up some leaves from the ground and tucks them into his back pocket, “they can be disrespectful, but that’s the conduct here. Not that I particularly like it. But if you do your job, they’re okay. If something unexpected like this goes on, that’s not good.” - “Normally they’re more cheerful, right?” - “Quite often. Feels peculiar though, I agree they’re weird, weird in general. That’s just another generation and place. Maybe what I’ve been looking for as my escape. It’s medieval, kinda.”

No, 200,000 BC pretty much. That much is set in stone so far. No other breed of people could treat their assistant as lousy as they do. But the view is good in this epoch at least. Mount Halla thrones at the horizon while you cross the plateau and Taehyung guides you to an area where an actual small volcanic lake is. That would have been perky for your former plans. But with Taehyung, the game has changed to Heehee’s benefit. Your primitive urges have reoriented themselves quite, well. Naturally.

Taehyung sits down on the green hilltop pointing toward the lake. You spot a little waterfall and cave over there. He explains how it came to be, and how he likes to spend his evenings looking for similar places like this. It’s all documented in his book that he carries with him all the time, where he sticks in leaves and flowers. He sometimes looks out for horses and explores the oreums. That’s how the small volcanoes are called here. They’re defunct, and really tiny anyways. But they’re a lot, you passed about three or four on your walk to the waterfall.

The azure water becomes fuzzy as it comes down from the rocks, evaporating and leaving the entire surroundings in a slight blur. It’s refreshing. Taehyung is, too. You’ve searched the wildest clubs of Gwangju, Daejeon, and Gunsan for a face like this, attended every party at your university, and now you meet him in the outback at a farm, saying he hates party people? Life sure is an irony. Or it’s just what they meant by “everyone knows everyone” in the countryside. You appreciate someone more when new contacts are rare. Against the anonymous and shallow cities, this feels like the most intimate you’ve been with someone yet. Especially when he picks up what’s on your T-shirt. Taehyung likes the original series, too. Oh, hallelujah.

You both agree that Uhura is the absolute best. Competent, fast, and almost never causing any severe troubles. Sulu ranks as your second favorite, well, because he’s cool and gay. The third place causes a little disagreement. Taehyung says McCoy might be constantly angry but still a very capable doctor, with a critical eye and critical fixes. You think Scotty deserves the third place for always finding a way out, and just the fancy gear alone. In the end, neither of them wins the race. You simply approve of Chekov as the legitimate third and move on. At some point, it comes to discussing Kirk’s womanizing and how annoying it is wherever he goes. Sure, he’s a silver tongue, attractive, and really knows and utilizes that. But you say you like people who’re less sleek and peacocking around. Cute boys with mud on their face, coincidentally. You’re extra cheesy about it.

Taehyung gets a little shy, though not uneasy. His cheeks are more radiant than ever, making you want to touch them. Now that he cleaned his face, you wonder why they think he’s so hideous. Did he always walk around like that? Their standards must be different. He says he likes people who aren’t afraid to spill milk. Good one. You have to probe into that a bit further, and let him know some more bread would be tasty. It seems like a month of farmer work and lonesome fishing did the same to him as the exhausting summer trip did to you. Taehyung agrees that he could use some bread and milk to eat, too.

You open your ponytail again as to lie flat on the ground. The waterfall kicks up just the right background breeze and leaves Taehyung’s dark hair between your fingers dewy. His blue shirt is a dozen feet away, mingling with the Canola flowers. He bobs his head up and down to the beat of your heart, almost. Leaning back the meadow embraces your bare spine with herbage and other floral treasures that you couldn’t even pronounce if Yangsuk told you twice. Then all you see is the cornflower blue sky, flecked with clouds as fleecy as your bed in the hut. Though arguably, this is the better way to rest. Your legs are no longer on fire, but something way in between is. Unsurprisingly, it’s not the bogus medicine that helped.

Taehyung’s really going in now, with the tip of his nose and tongue alternating to excite you. His fingers are roughened at the tips and scratch at your waist by accident, but before he can make an upheaval and excuse himself for nothing, you direct his head back by the sides of his face, cheeks cupped. “Hey, hey, I didn’t mind,” you giggle, feeling Taehyung’s palms close around your thighs where they can’t wander up and down without a hassle. He’s getting creamy around the chin, dripping. The fluttering lashes against your pubes only make the tension even more unbearable, a pressure cooker ready to burst and go all up in flames. Taehyung sustains a decent rhythm of his tongue against your clit, gathering all excess saliva with the bottom lip. And it’s really getting a whole lot by now. Your body warms up to the sun when the familiar little twitches sneak their way into your core. Taehyung has to let go of your legs when they squeeze him in the middle, staying heckled until you finished cumming in his mouth. This is late dinner. He keeps his lips in slight motion, trying to swallow until a cum bubble pops at his nose. It’s an entire helter-skelter, but eventually, he chugs it all down. That’s what you call a vacation. Not even the most closeted pervert inside of you ever thought you could pull off some shit like this.

“The water’s safe?” you wonder, but Taehyung affirms it is loudly against the noise of the waterfall. The gauge is relatively low either way, coming up to the calves but not higher. You’re on shaky legs so he guides you in. He left his trousers at the water’s edge. And the book, too.

Once entering the cave, you note how many massive basaltic columns are situated all around. Taehyung props up half-sitting against one of the smaller ones protruding from the left wing of the cave. The echo is quite inaudible since the space is not terribly large contrary to what you believed. But still, his moans ricochet from the walls when you plump your lips on his cock. It’s not hard to squat down because the lake bed consists mainly of fine lava sand that molds easily around your feet, keeping them in place.

Your curls stick to your back wet and loose while more of Taehyung’s length goes between your teeth. It’s difficult not to grate alongside. You attach his hands at your lower jaw to hold it open, and that works for now. He tastes really, really good. Like syrup, wheat, oranges. Who knows what he has been doing with oranges, nights got lonely here. Good for him. Even better for you. It’s mouth-watering, so sweet. Your tongue works from below while you stuff him in further, breathing at his abdomen through your nose quite roughly. Now that you’ve shoved him down as far as you can, it’s time to fuck your mouth with the island’s prettiest cock. It’s hard to tamp down that you’ve got a nasty gag reflex in the way, but routinely detouring him to your cheek helps. There, you poke him at the outer corner of your lip or way back at the sides of your wisdom teeth, hearing how he winces in return. Kim. Taehyung.

You want him down your throat so bad. You didn’t climb 2,100 steps and currently live on a volcano for nothing. So you gather more spit around the downside of your tongue, press it upwards, and take him further inside as he slicks up. He cushions at the back of your throat with a sloppy cough. “Ah, don’t overexert yourself,” Taehyung lets go of your jaw to fumble at the nape of your neck. He seems to know what he’s doing because it lifts you right. The new tilt offers unknown space for him to slip into, fending off more delicious cock at your esophagus without the choking that you thought would come. You feel at your throat with your left hand, gagging in surprise at how much you’re bulging out. Taehyung isn’t particularly big, but yes, the fill is good and deep. It’s not a couple minutes in that he’s struggling not to leak inside of you. You won’t stop him though, you’ve been waiting to swallow up since he showed up at the door.

It’s a pity you can hardly taste him because he’s too far down when he overflows. So you pull back from his abdomen so his cock lays flat on your tongue. Taehyung presses his lips together whimpering. He’s losing it. The cum feels sweet and sour alike when you focus on the aftertaste, and a bit saline when it first drops down. Maybe you’re deluding yourself thinking he tastes a bit like tangerines. Your hands pick up the sand as you support yourself to stand up, also leaving traces in Taehyung’s face while you coat his tongue with semen. Now you spoiled it twice.

The evening sun is still enough to dry your hair before it sets, purple and crimson red. Taehyung recovers his book without a problem. The leaves inside are still where they were. The book has a large rubber band around it which keeps the binding in place. You pick a loose hair strand from your locks for him to put it between two pages. The blue shirt is quite far away from its initial place due to the wind, but it’s still intact. Heehee thankfully doesn’t ask any weird questions back at the hut. Instead, he keeps laughing at the fact that Taehyung is covered in sand — again. In fact, he disappears quite fast after instructing you. “You’ll both sleep there. We don’t have another bed, deal with it,” he just huffs while making adjustments to the hanging cauldron in the kitchen. “We take care of the cattle tomorrow. So wake up early when the sun gods get to work.” Taehyung snickers into your sleeve. He’s probably heard that every day. You already planned to exchange phone numbers when both of them went to bed in the other room. These are going to be the best five days of vacation you had so far.

Wednesday you go downtown to visit a lotus pond garden and get groceries. The sun is lenient this day. Finally, you can charge your phone and get some wifi. The stone steps are easy to master when he’s with you, and the conversation is fluent, as are the occasional kisses sweetening the climb-down. Of course, you buy things that aren’t on the shopping list with your money, and hide them at the bottom of your beloved backpack. That includes condoms if you still get another chance to fuck later, sellotape for Taehyung’s book, and some strawberries. The lube you’re skipping out on, he already makes you wet enough.

On the way back before lunch, your phone rings. The most disturbing noise for five days. “Incoming call — Kang Choa”. You feel like you have to catch up fast, the last days your mind has been set on anything but family. She excitedly confirms Seokjin having liked several of her Twitter pics in a row, and she slid right into his DMs. She can’t wait to go back to Gwangju for their first date, blah, she goes on raving and giving you too many details. She’s really happy beyond belief, and you think she should be. Not that you’re the one giving relationship approval seals. Everything turned out well with the ferry and the coast, your father just had a bit of fatigue. A reason to worry? Not really she says. They were only a bit worried because you were hard to reach on your phone. They’re happy to meet you for the cruise to Kagoshima now.

You leave in the evening knowing Japan will be hard. China, even harder. But you can’t let them cancel all bookings, you have to go. Heehee and Yangsuk have prepared extra bread for you to take for provision, and you leave them your Star Trek shirt as a little keepsake. You have roughly twenty-three others and they’re newer so one won’t hurt. Technically. You’re pretty sure Taehyung will get his hands on it anyways. Maybe to replace his oranges. That thought will keep you up all night.

Your grandparents still don’t get that Captain Kirk is purely fictional, but you’ll let them live with it. There’s no place where they can gossip about this supposed upcoming marriage you have. Maybe the spirits listen, but that’s about it. You do backpedal that anticipating an eruption was some rank ignorant nonsense. Hopefully, admitting to that will pacify the nature gods.

Taehyung will only stay for two weeks in Jeju until he returns to his hometown. Naju, he said. You’re relieved about that. It’s a 50-minute ride when the traffic’s average, 40 when the streets are less frequented. Taehyung knows he’ll have to give up his digital detox for the time coming.

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