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[averytiredbitch]

MK OC Randomness part 8... I think. Fuck it! We're going with it!

Welcome back to the shit show. Let's go!

also some of these jokes are from lamas with hats

Qiao Fu is my name for the Lin Kuei Grandmaster

Also some of these jokes are based off skits done by Moonkitti on YouTube. Just re-worded a bit

Nozomi: Hey uncle Shinnok! Do your old man voice!

Shinnok, in his normal voice: What old man voice?

Nozomi: Yeah! That one!

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Nozomi: ooh who's this?

Qiao Fu: That's my old wife.

Nozomi: The one who died long ago?

Qiao Fu: The very same

Nozomi: *eyeing the picture* That's too bad. She looks really cute.

Qiao Fu: I'm sorry, do you find my old wife attractive?

Nozomi: Do you not!?

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Nozomi: I wanna see my little boy!

Shang Tsung: *helping Meat walk* Here he comes!

Nozomi: *scooping Meat up and hugging him* I wanna see my little boy!

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"Revenant" Reiki: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY OF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!?

"Revenant" Michiko: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

"Rev" Reiki: Oh.

"Rev" Michiko: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Shinnok: Shh, do you hear that?

Shinnok: That's the sound of forgiveness.

Melantha: That's the sound of people dying dad!

Shinnok: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

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Shariah: How did you even do this!?

Meat: A dollop of fairy dust!

Shariah: Meat!

Meat: I ripped the tag off a mattress.

Shariah: This isn't funny Meat!

Meat: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people that just exploded.

Shariah: I'm leaving! I've had enough of this!

Meat: But thank of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.

Shariah: What? Why?

Meat: Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on well cooked faces together.

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"The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell! And yet, here you are limbo dancing with the devil!"- Melantha to Hotaru at a family dinner.

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"Oh no. There are consequences to your actions? Who would've thought?" Krow to Raiden and Flamus, still pissed at them for completely destroying a village that housed the remaining nymphs and nymphlims their husband made.

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Nozomi: I'm just here to collect Michiko

Qiao Fu: *tries to stab her*

Nozomi: YOU'RE AN UNFIT FATHER FU! THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DAUGHTER! YOU HAVE A HUMAN CHILD! WHO THE FUCK'S DEMON CHILD IS THAT! WHO ARE YOU STEALING CHILDREN FROM!?

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Michiko: You are not my father!

Qiao Fu: Bring proof you are not my daughter!

Meixiu's ghost in the background: Bitch! You literally murdered her birth father!

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Nyx: Get out

Reiko: Aww come on. Can't I check in on my favorite little sister?

Nyx: If you don't leave me my room Reiko, I will stab you. And when I do it won't look pretty.

Reiko: there's a pretty way to stab people? Like with a butterfly knife or something?

Nyx: yup. Handle and all.

Reiko: oh... OH!

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Nemos: Greetings Thunder God!

Raiden: Eh? Nemos what are you doing here?

Nemos: I'm taking advantage of your guilt-ridden personality to get a head start on being a better realm protector while no one is looking.

Raiden: Nope. New timeline, new Raiden. Go- Go play with your sisters.

Nemos: I'll have you know I've lived 15 lives in which I've played with my sisters, and none of them have been consequential!

Raiden: *sighs* I'm trying to take you seriously. Really. But it just feels like an even smaller Shinnok is yelling at me right now.

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Hotaru: *busting into the Sky Temple and picking up Nemos* My beautiful son, I am back from my epic battle of driving out the rebels!

Nemos: Tell me, man who sired me!

Hotaru: We were fighting when suddenly Soldier B produced a substance that burned through their skin!

Nozomi: That sounds like my poison...

Hotaru: Oh no! We'd never poison anyone. Only ambush them in the middle of the night, kill them through physical violence, and intimidate them in other wise orderly court proceedings. Poison is bad.

Nozomi: Have you considered maybe, asking him if he poisoned them?

Hotaru: Oh no, I trust him completely.

Melantha: *holding Discordia and Harmonia* But, what if he did?

Hotaru: *small whimper before glaring and shouting* Solider B! Come here and apologize to my wife for making her think about things immediately!

Solider B: Hi, what?

Hotaru: I said apologize to Melantha!

Solider B: Uh yeah, sorry for poisoning the rebels or something..

Melantha: Hey, has anyone seen Nemos?

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Darrius: It seems one of the soldiers has summoned Melantha to their side.

Hotaru: *spying on the rebels* Gonna go see Melantha. I'm gonna see Melantha at the meeting. Gonna see Melantha. Melantha.

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OB: I made a perfectly good Titan

Fuyuka: You fucked up my daughter is what you did!

Fuyuka: Look at her! She's traumatized!

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Amara: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Leila: I think you mean cards.

Amara, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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Ermac: Bad things keep happening to us, like we have bad luck or something.

Zyta: Ermac, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Zyta: You love me, right, Ermac?

Ermac: Normally, we’d say yes without hesitation, but we feel like this is going somewhere and we don’t like it.

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Kristy: *steps on her glasses by accident*

Kristy: *inhales* If I knew that this would be the fate that befalls me and these damned glasses, I would've just let the fire reach my left eye and burn it out completely!

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Megumi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Ayeka: Megumi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Megumi: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Zyta: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Philomela: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Discordia, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Harmonia: You did WHAT–

Nemos: William Snakepeare

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Discordia: Hey Harmonia,

Harmonia: Yes?

Discordia: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Harmonia:

Harmonia: Where’s Nemos?

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Discordia: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Harmonia: Discordia no.

Nemos: Mistlefoe.

Harmonia: Please stop encouraging her.

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Philomela please come to the front desk?

Philomela, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Amara and Zyta*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Amara and Zyta, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Philomela: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Erron, driving Ash and Kamden: So how was your day?

Ash: We almost got surprise adopted!

Erron: What?

Kamden: We almost got kidnapped.

Erron: Oh, okay.

Erron: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Nozomi: Welcome, fellow idiots

Kung Lao: Hello, Nozomi

Nozomi: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Kung Lao: You underestimate me

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Nozomi: What are your goals?

Kung Lao: To pet all the dogs.

Nozomi: No, fitness goals.

Kung Lao: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Liu Kang: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Nozomi: That's why I carry two swords.

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Sareena: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Michiko's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Sareena: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Michiko: You mean literally or figuratively?

Sareena: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Sareena: Michiko... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Michiko: Your text told me to Satanize the house before you returned.

Sareena:

Sareena: I wrote sanitize, Michiko.

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Sareena: You kill people for money?!

Michiko: I can explain!

Sareena: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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[averytiredbitch]

(in order that I think of them in)

Charu: *blinks and calls back behind her* Hey honey, what happened at the party last night? *Looks back to the kid* unless I created you*Checks the kid for pointed ears to see if they're a Nymph or Nymphlim* (my version of a male nymph)

Fuyuka: *internal screaming, but on the outside* oh ok. Hey Nozomi you got another sibling.

Nozomi: revoke my parent license right now. I didn't sign up for this. AUNT CET! UNCLE SHINNOK! I MEAN IT! REMOVE MY PARENTAL RIGHTS! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! AUNT CHARU?! MOM?! DAD?! ANYBODY!? HELLO!?

Melantha: Aww that's ado- wait a minute... *Gasp* my parents are gonna kill me if they find out! No no no no uh shoo! Be gone!

Michiko: I'm politely asking you to reconsider

Reiki: Cool. Let's go burn some stuff

Krow: Jokes on you kid. I can't get pregnant nor can I impregnate other people. So, checkmate! Unless I spawned you....

Kristy: Oh ok...... Wait a fucking minute!

Klaudia: .... That bastard told me he was wearing protection.

Shariah: smol warrior baby. Come here. *opens arms for a hug*

Nyx: Oh great! He'sss gone from claiming petssss asssss our children to actual children. Bravo Zyssssoth! Bravo!

Megumi: *squeals* Squiggles you have a sibling! I can't wait for you to meet your other mom!

Ayeka: *happy vibing* Megumi! It finally happened!!

Aimi: ... This was gonna happen eventually.

Symphonia: ahem *points to the Lesbian flag* I believe you're mistaken kiddo. Unless Cassie adopted you. HEY CASS DID YOU ADOPT A KID!?

Satoru: I hope you're ok with having a single dad, cause honestly, I don't vibe with the whole romance thi- you are literally a child, why am I telling you this?

Neo: Oh by the Elder Gods, JUDAS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS ARENT APOLOGY GIFTS! TAKE THIS CHILD BACK!

Judas: .... *Grins* this is perfect!

Xue: *panicking* how child? How? How have child when on missions?

Zyta: ..... are you one of the souls I delivered?

Nemos: Hope you like demons kid, cause I ain't leaving you home alone. I got shit to do in the Netherrealm.

Discordia: hello mini me

Harmonia: Dad's gonna kill me!

Masumi: rule number 1. We don't burn realms when we're angry.

Orcis: *pulls on the kid's ears* why aren't they pointy?

Illythia: Cool, hey are you afraid of heights?

Seth: Are you sure you aren't my brother's kid?

Yamato: You're clearly Seth's

Melodica: but can you swim?

If it’s possible, how would your OC react at being confronted with a child claiming to be theirs?

[averytiredbitch]

MK OC Randomness part 5? 6? What part am I on?

I am having trouble with writer's blocks... so here are more OC jokes

Some of these jokes contain spoilers for both my Switched and Fate AUs.

enjoy

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Michiko: Sektor is such a wonderful brother! Look he made me this dress!

Krow: Gae one time took me to a forest with nothing but birch and hickory trees and left me there for 3 days.

Krow: I'm allergic to birch and hickory trees.

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Ash: Hate to break it to ya, but there are in fact three genders.

Ash: And those are, Good girl, Good boy, and little shit.

Kamden: So what do you identify as?

Ash: Little shit.

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Shinnok: Hello No- *studies her haircut for a minute*

Nozomi: don't say a word!

Shinnok: *in a serious tone* Nozomi, is there something you're trying to tell me? Something you can't tell your father?

Nozomi: *looking at him quizzically* what do you mean?

Shinnok: *getting up and walking over to a storage closet, opening it and gesturing vaguely*

Nozomi: *groans* For the last time Shinnok. I am not gay! I just had to get my haircut again and dad wasn't there to help. So I did it myself

Shinnok: Oh. Well you know there's nothing wrong with being gay Nozomi. It's perfectly alright. Your girlfriend or partner will be treated the same as if you had a boyfriend

Nozomi: Thank you Lord Gaydar, but I don't like anybody like that!

Shinnok: Alright, hey is that your mother's cloak?

Nozomi: NOPE! *teleports away*

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“Quan Chi”: I’m not possessed! What makes you think I'm possessed? You have no proof ! Prove I'm possessed Fuyuka! Prove it! You can't!

Fuyuka: *already sick of this bullshit* I know it's you Onaga.

"Quan Chi", now revealed to be Onaga: Damnit! What gave it away?

Fuyuka: *sighs* Well one, your eyes are really yellow with an odd slit in them, something I know my Chi does not have. Two, I don't think you've noticed, but you've grown some wings and horns, and last I checked Quan Chi never had any of those. And three, MY HUSBAND DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING TAIL!

Onaga: *looking at the features he never noticed* Yup that'll do it. Could've sworn I hidden those.

Onaga: Oh well. You still wanna mate?

Fuyuka: Get out of my husband's body.

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Seth: *walks by laughing*

Yamato: Shut up. *smacks him down*

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Satoru: He doesn't deserve you.

Satoru: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Xue: I'm gone.

Satoru: Good. NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-

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Ash: Dad look, it's the good kush!

Kano: This is the dollar store how good can it be?

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*While in isolation*

Fuyuka: Fuyuka the tea is done

Fuyuka: Fuyuka?

Fuyuka: *thinks; "Maybe I'm Fuyuka?"*

Gae: *pops up out of nowhere* Did you say tea-?

Fuyuka: *screams*

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Old LK Grandmaster: I should've left you out in the cold with your dead father!

Michiko: But ya didn't!

*Trying to figure out who killed Havik*

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Raiden: Alright, who do you think did it then?

Nozomi: Argus!

Raiden: Argus is dead.

Nozomi: Wait, Ar-

Raiden: Argus is still dead.

Nozomi: Ah this is really difficult. Hold o-

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Raiden: Melantha, this is a crime scene.

Melantha: *taking some Edinan pie* What is this the murder weapon?

Melantha: Get off my dick!

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Erron: Hey Klaudia ya got something I can cut this thread with?

Klaudia: Yeah right here man

Klaudia: *skillfully opens up a switch blade*

Erron: Hey are you ok?

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Taven: He's dead!

Nozomi: *yawns then looks around*

Nozomi: "not the dick-head", what do you want me to say?

Idalia: are you gonna wake up today you little shit?

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Kabal: Oh come on Kristy, it's not like you actually killed somebody.

Kristy: *does a vague face gester*

Kabal: hehe- *to this side* fuck!

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*In Fuyuka's temple*

Nozomi: Alright, grab onto my staff, we'll teleport to the 16th floor.

Reiki: Wait, couldn't we just walk there?

Nozomi: Well if you wanna walk up about ohhhh about 369 steps and 15 flights of stairs, then be my guest

Reiki: ... And we're teleporting!

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*then*

Reiki: Michiko obviously loves me more. So run along ice boy!

Bi Han: I will destroy you and your clan if you don't take that back! *now*

Reiki: I love you more. Don't fight me on this Bi Han!

Bi Han: I will throw hands with you over this! I love you more!

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*then*

Scorpion: Since Reiki assigned me to protect you, maybe we can be friends?

Michiko: *smiles widely* Oh sure! *smile drops* when foxes fly!

*now*

Hanzo: Heeeeey... can I also get a kiss?

Michiko: I don't know. How many did I give you today?

Hanzo: t two

Michiko: *kisses him two more times*

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Reiki: I'm a healer but-

Reiki: *makes his flames turn black*

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Harmonia: If you hate dad so much, how were we born?

Melantha: *not looking up from the paper* fever season.

Harmonia: What?

Melantha: Hormones.

Discordia: Huh?

Nemos: Oh my fuckin- SHE GOT HORNY! MOM GOT HORNY!

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Meixiu's ghost: So how's motherhood treating you?

Michiko: It's going great actually, just didn't expect there to be so much crying.

Meixiu: Oh, all babies cry. You'll get used to it.

Michiko: Oh no, Xue is fine. It's Bi Han I'm talking about.

*From the nursery*

Bi Han: *sobbing* She's so beautiful!!!!

Bi Han: *bursting into the infirmary* Is she ok!? How is the baby!? Have they been born yet!?

Medic: Actually Sub-Zero you'll be happy to know that your wife gave birth to twins. A boy and a girl.

Michiko: *holding the twins* Hi honey. Look. This one is Nori, and this one is Su.

Bi Han: *tearing up*

Little Satoru: *sighs* I'll get the tissues for dad.

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Erron: Hate to disappoint Blade, but another gal has my heart. < *talking about Kristy*

Sonya: *raises an eyebrow* Are you gonna ask her out?

Erron: shrill voice I AM WORKING ON IT!

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Quan Chi: I would tell you not to hurt her, but technically she's not my daughter so-

Meixiu's ghost: Oh it's ok. I got this.

Meixiu's ghost: ahem!

Meixiu's ghost: Hurt my daughter and you'll wish you were back in the void with nothing but your shadow based hallucinations, and when you do get back there, not even those will keep you company!

Bi Han: Good Elder Gods!

Reiki: *from the background* OH IT'S OK! YOU GET USED TO IT!

Klaudia: I wake up everyday and chose violence in hopes that someone will kill me.

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Michiko: Wait the floor's made of glass?

Old LK GM: Yeah I had it updated.

Michiko: Dad, why the fuck would you do it?

Old LK GM: I don't know. I thought it would be nice. Does it look good?

Michiko: PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT ON THE FLOOR DAD!- I mean yeah it does look kinda nice, not gonna lie- BUT WHAT THE FUCK!?

Tomas: You can't live off solitude and alcohol forever!

Demon form Michiko: I've made my choice!

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Satoru: Can you show any emotion besides "meh"?

Xue: Can you show any sign of intelligence?

Satoru: Why are you like this?

Xue: Why are you an idiot?

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Satoru: Xue's got a boyfriend! Xue's got a boyfriend! Xue's got a boyfriend!

Xue: *glaring* I hate you!

Satoru: Aww.. Why? *grinning*

Xue: Because I can't get you back on this particular subject!

Satoru: *sticks his tongue out and snickers in AroAce*

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[averytiredbitch]

Heights for A Fate I won't repeat books 1-3 part 1

Here we have the main trio of book 1: Fuyuka (8'3), Charu (5'4), and Krow (5'4.5) (Krow is a self-insert and the "male" option is what I felt more comfortable with) (Krow and I are Agender)

Here is the main squad for Book 2: Nozomi (5'3), Melantha (5'7), Michiko (5'7), and Reiki (6'2) (Reiki is genderfluid)

Here are Nozomi's kids in AFIWR book 3: Philomela (5'3), Amara (6'3), and Zyta (6'3)

Melantha's kids in AFIWR book 3: Harmonia (5'7), Discordia (5'7), Nemos (

Here are Melantha's kids in AFIWR book 3: Harmonia (5'7), Discordia (5'7), Nemos (6'1)

Michiko's kids in AFIWR book 3: Tamotsu (6'3), Satoru (5'3), Xue (6'1), Nori (5'7), Su (5'7), and Makato (6'2) (Makato is non-binary and uses ze/zir pronoun)

And Reiki's kids in AFIWR book 3: Masumi (6'2), Satoshi (6'2), and YanMei (6'1)

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MK OC randomness

Quan Chi: FUYUKA! HELP! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

Fuyuka: WHAT!?

Quan Chi: *tearfully* I haven't held your hand all day :( . *grabs her hand*

Fuyuka: *grabbing his hand back* you nearly gave me a heart attack...

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Nyx: I have the sssharpesst memory here. Name one thing I forgot!

Reptile: You left me in OutWorld three weeksss ago.

Nyx: That wasss on purpossse, try again.

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Kano: I did a bad thing

Klaudia: Does it affect me?

Kano: no...

Klaudia: Then suffer in silence.

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Motaro: How could you leave me this way, Shariah?

Shariah: I don't have a choice in this, Motaro.

Motaro, grabbing a baby-fied Kintaro: Did you even think about our child?

Shariah: That's Kintaro!

Motaro: He has your eyes!

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Shinnok: Have you ever been in love?

Charu: Once..

Shinnok: How did it end?

Charu: *breaks eye contact and smiles warmly* it hasn't

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Shinnok (before visiting Charu): How do I look?

Cetrion: Like a widow in mourning

Shinnok: Perfect. She'll know I'm available.

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Charu: Sometimes I look death in the eye and I flirt.

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Young Erron: You're very mature for your age.

Young Klaudia: Thanks. It's the trauma.

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Zyta, sitting in Ermac's place: I hope you don't mind, I let myself in.

Ermac: Actually we do mind.

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Harmonia: Stay here and don't touch anything.

Discordia: ok.

Harmonia: *leaves*

Discordia: I'm gonna touch everything.

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[averytiredbitch]

Hello, dear! You've been visited by the random character question fairy! :D ~☆

What are the dynamics like between your characters (or with other characters in canon)? Do they generally get along? How do their personalities and motivations bounce off one another? How do they come away feeling upon interacting with each other?

Alright. So for this question, there's gonna be a lot of break down and spoilers for upcoming stuff. So here we go.

oh and there are triggering contents mentioned such as; trauma, abuse, rape, love bombing, and murder

Krow and Fuyuka both have a rapist who is a constant in their life.

Krow had to work in a realm next to theirs

Fuyuka lived alone, but hers still came around a lot

Krow's rapist had a power influence, and Fuyuka's had connections for influence.

Speaking of connections there is Charu and Fuyuka's parental dynamics

what their relationship with their parents are like

Charu only has a dad as she was created instead of birthed. (Course Aimi just has her mom, but that's cause I don't have backstory for her dad yet)

Charu gets gaslighted and love bombed by her dad

Fuyuka receives back handed complements and threats from her parents

Charu's dad has murdered her own nymphs and nymphlims right in front of her

Fuyuka's parents have tried to kill her multiple times

Charu's dad is Fuyuka's rapist.

Fuyuka's brother is Charu's boyfriend/husband

Both Fuyuka and Charu have loving husbands and wonderful children.

Krow also has a loving husband and a wonderful grandchild with wonderful kids of her own

Fuyuka, Charu, and Krow are all friends. They're close to each other cause of their shared trauma experiences.

They don't have a trauma bond. They all have a genuine bond.

Krow, God of trauma

Fuyuka, Goddess of insight

and Charu, Goddess of communication