#oc Jordi

[carnivorousyandeere]

Jordi’s such a fucked up lil perv… having terrible, terrible ideas

( MDNI, No Age In Bio DNI )

CW: threats of murder, sprinkle of a/b/o, smutty themes obviously

Info: sub yandere, extreme masochist yandere

The way they squirm when you threaten him, practically creaming xyr pants when you tell him how you’re gonna kill him as soon as you escape the ropes he’s used to keep you tied up in his house, how you’re gonna dance on his grave—“They’re gonna have to use dental records to identify you when I’m done with you, you sick son of a bitch!” “Promise?”

A/B/O au where you’re both alphas, but xe bends over and offers himself to you anyway, begging for you just like an omega might…

[jordiebun]

Meet my robotsona !! ^w^ ⚙️ Her name was B0N, but I'm not sure if I want to keep it that. Silly lil bun-bot :] I included her expression sheet as well :> 💙

[harellan]

Life’s swinging hard but I’m swinging harder (x)

[nyaskitten]

I can be your angle, or yuor devil.

[fruitytea454]

trying to figure out what I want to be for ren fair next year so I am not scrambling last minute lol

here are my options a kind of dead vampire with lots of beads red with white fabric that starts to turn black at the end of the dress and a skeleton rib cage

and the second is kinda weirdly specific a rich tourist person in ketterdam during the night the dress is black with lots of color with like a mask and I want to paint with like a rainbow almost of color

The top will have shorter though with like string that ties the sides together if that makes sense

Also this is what the mask will kinda look like with details that are on the one on the right but in the shape of the phantom of the opera mask with red cheeks

Thanks!

[slimjim-gobbler]

A proper ref of Jordie Jastova + her relationships with the crew members

[nyantodamax145]

Yumetober Day 5: Animals

It’s convenient to have a prompt that works so well with the fact that Arknights has characters based on animals.

Following @yumeimagine’s list

[0lympus-mons]

“The third period begins with a camera cutting between Jordie with his ghostly white and blue helmet, and Augustin skating in slow circles near the faceoff dot. The media loves narratives, and this is a more compelling one than most: the underdog versus the fallen angel.”

Leafs v. Rangers, November 2013

Bonus: tfw ur chris patenaude and everything about this is a coincidence

[twofacedharveydent]

In the truly gruesome, do we trust I will always land on you like a sucker punch Singing I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare

The Dark of You | Alaina Jordy

Everything tag list: @missecharlotte , @darknightfrombeyond , @arrthurpendragon​ , @ocappreciationtag

Message me if you’d like to added or removed from the list.

[penofwildfire]

@nyaskitten this is Gregor they're a sentient spell and also some sort of rat thing he lives with Gandy (and possibly Jordana I'm still brainstorming) in Mysterium I do not know what came over me but they're very important to me now <3

[carnivorousyandeere]

MERFOLK JORDI!!!! Its not their fault they have a rose tinted lenses view of human 🥹 little baby jordi discovered movies when he first rose on land

Omggggg this is so big-brain… thank you Anon 🙏

Thinking about lil baby Jordi whose parents live near the coast, who spend some of their time on land and some in the sea, showing him cute movies like The Little Mermaid 🥺🥺🥺

CW: thalassophobia, drowning, kidnapping, probably more— ask to tag.

Xe was always so fascinated by the incredible moving pictures full of adventure and danger and magic and love.

The love stories were always Jordi’s favorites. Tales of longing, sacrifice, perseverance. Perseverance was key, of course— he just had to keep trying, over and over, and in the end you would come to understand— right?

Jordi would walk the ends of the earth, swim to the deepest parts of the Mariana Trench for you. He would live for you. Xe would change everything about his looks, pretend to have different interests, for you. He would kill for you, though xe hoped you’d forgive any hesitation. He would die for you— well, only if you really needed him to…

Naturally, the one wish he’d never respected was for him to leave you the hell alone.

You’d asked him time after time, but of course the bastard decided it’d be better to kidnap you and run than to respect the restraining order you’d gotten. You tried your best to drown out his chatter and singing to the radio as you traveled closer to the coast, but couldn’t help scoffing every time Jordi referred to himself as a merman.

Of course you didn’t think he really was— mermaids don’t exist! Just like the love for xem that he was convinced you held deep down inside.

It would’ve been funny if it weren’t so terrifying… and irritating. And it most definitely wasn’t funny when he dragged you out into the middle of the ocean, so far that the shore was out of view. Just the two of you, the endless sky overhead, and unfathomable deep below.

Jordi only laughed fondly when you stopped trying to push him away and began cling to him instead in terror, nails scraping at his scales and skin hard enough to draw blood. Like your reaction was nothing more than screaming at a jump scare in a movie, like you weren’t afraid for your life— like you weren’t afraid of xem, of the abyss beneath you, filled with god knows what. More creatures like him? Creatures even worse?

“Don’t worry, it’ll only hurt for a little while! And they’re going to love you, okay?”

Your eyebrows furrow, and you can barely choke out a word for fear of the seawater rising towards your mouth—

His smile is soft, reassuring, and it only makes your blood run colder— “We’re going to visit my parents, remember? Changing this first time is hard, but I’ll be right here.”

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Erandur, as the Dragonborn puts herself in danger again, Argis dribbles Marcurio like a basketball, Marcurio tries and fails to turn Argis into a frog, Jordis brandishes her sword at everyone, Erik puts the nineteenth marshmallow in his mouth, and Miraak tells Sissil another story about the Dragon Cult: You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

[harellan]

The desire to destroy To disrupt, to lose control To rebuild, and then To tear it down again

[excuteintruders]

boobies i mean buddies

[goindownwiththeship]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker & Jesper Fahey, Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker & Wylan Van Eck, Kaz Brekker & Jesper Fahey & Inej Ghafa & Matthias Helvar & Wylan Van Eck & Nina Zenik, Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik, Inej Ghafa & Nina Zenik Characters: Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar, Nina Zenik, Jordie Rietveld, Colm Fahey Additional Tags: Crows as Found Family (Six of Crows), Alternate Universe - College/University, Gay, Fun, Texting, Jordie Rietveld Lives, DILF Colm Fahey, The Author Regrets Nothing Summary:

A six of crows chat fic for fun

NEW CHAPTER (Sry its late)

[accidentalautomaton]

THESEUS THREE MONTHS!!! @streetlight-halo and i both made comics about jordie and ambrose before the sink, so figure out what you can from them both and delve deeper into the Miseries of the theseus… (i will say the person talking behind jordie is their brother. connect those strings as you will.)