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Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

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i say we give it 3 days just to be sure

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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the girls' starter packs :)

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what is HAPPENING

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hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something

you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny

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vr life series call that Real Life

listen they can't call it Real Life unless scar gets to use his off-road wheelchair to run people over. it is important to me that he gets that one absurd advantage (having a wheelchair that moves at speeds that, if i remember the video correctly, can be measured in miles per hour) against all these floppy gamer men.

(or, well, i CALL THEM floppy gamer men, we DO know half of them at least all go skiing together periodically so they have to be semi-in-shape. this probably does not stand up to the power of having a Motor though. scar should be allowed to kill irl it's enrichment.)

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barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little

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When I was 19 years old, I made a self-deprecating comment at a house party about how I couldn't figure out how I could focus on doing my elaborate character makeup for LARP and on building the sculpture I was working on, and a friend of mine grabbed me by the shoulders and looked me in the eyes more directly than I'd ever experienced from someone I wasn't fucking. With a sort of exasperated sigh, as if he were saying the most obvious and prosaic thing in the world, he said, "Because you're an artist, Spider."

Up to that point, everyone around me - parents, teachers, friends - had treated art as a cute fun quirk and a thing I would grow out of. My father (who wrote freelance articles about cars for a living) told me to think about Harry Chapin's Mr. Tanner, and I may forgive him someday for doing that to me.

Rich just stared at me and repeated, "You are an artist. That's who you are. You're never going to get away from that."

I tried, for a while. The need to provide for my kid and the pressure to be who my parents thought I should be pushed me into working for banks and mortgage companies, but in the end, Rich was right. I am an artist.

Anyway. I'm pretty sure you've given someone purpose like that and never realized it. Life is weird like that.

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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

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A little boy just looked at me and went “woah! That girl is so tall!! I didn’t know girls could get that tall!” To his grandpa.

Grandpa talked to him about how he had tall women in his family and how pretty tall girls are and the boy said he should ask me out 💀 so grandpa was like “she’s probably already married”

Listening to this exchange was so cute and so gender affirming bc not once did either of them imply I was actually a man I’m gonna cry this was so sweet.

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