#obviously whar

[trinketcollectingcrow]

cass doodles!!

[autisticlee]

I always see autistic people say they either mask really well, or they can't mask at all so they never did.

where are my autistics who tried really hard to mask growing up, wasted so much time and energy doing it, but realized it was completely pointless when you got older because you were awful at it and it never worked once in your life. you were visibly autistic to everyone and played pretend alone for no reason 🥹 all in attempt to please people and get them to stop harassing, bullying, and punishing you for being "too weird/quiet/boring/awkward/scary/etc"

basically, you don't fit in either side of the perspective. you relate to both sides. you experienced the deep exhaustion caused by masking, but you experienced the harassment and unfair treatment caused by not masking. with the added trauma of the mask not working so you're exhausted from the effort and getting bullied still on top of it.

bonus points if all that wasted time attempting to mask, and failing, led to you not being able to form your own self/personality and you have no clue who the hell you are now as an adult. maybe you gave up masking once you realized it did nothing to help and only made things worse. so now you're an empty pile of masks that don't fit and there's nothing inside 😔

[viciouslyfilthy]

The king had been indoors all weekend. He was not a happy camper, having to watch all the other racers compete and get put on the roster without him.

Fridays and saturdays were always the busiest days in the arcade, and the fact that it was during these days that he had fallen ill was beyond unfortunate. He found it outrageous!

Even the players were complaining about where their favourite racer had gone off to.

He was seething with anger and impatience to just be on that race track again, watching each race from his castle take place as he just sat there, coughing and sneezing (glitching from his King Candy persona to his Turbo one with each sneeze, adding another layer of physical exhaustion) all over the place; Sour Bill's speeches during the rosters were.. well- underwhelming, to say the least. The racers just wanted to get on with the pay-to-play fee. But he tried.

And when he wasn't just miserably watching races which he couldn't participate in, he'd just mope in bed or fuck around the castle when he had enough energy to walk a longer distance other than to the kitchen and back to the bedroom.

Hell, he couldn't even turn into his cy-bug form if he wanted to- too much energy to change between forms. Or go to the code room- the feeling of floating in the nothingness, or being in the middle of a deep, oceanic abyss made him sick to his stomach. Plus there was the risk of getting everyone else sick with a simple sneeze on a code box.

As soon as he'd feel even SLIGHTLY different, you bet you're going to be seeing him up and running on the race track again. He can't stand being away from the wheels.

[fallen-angelfish]

hey hey its ya boy juni

alrighty so uhhh this isnt really meant to alarm people at all, but more to warn others in the near future ig (plus i kinda suck at explaining so bare with me alr?? thisll all be explained from my experience, so please feel free to add on!! dwjjhwjwq)

okok so recently, there was this one miiblogger by the name of "IsaactheMii", who'd mostly post abt stuff like miitomo, miitopia, TL, etc etc.

so like. you may be thinking, "whar?? didn't isaac get deactivated??" thats exactly what im gonna cover dude!! this is to get some confusion out of the way :-D

recently, i made a post abt like, if you give a hc to my mii, i'll hc yours, and isaac decided to participate,, in a way that wasn't so uhhh sfw in a way?? heres one example lmao

i really don't think he was tryna be like, creepy in a way, or at least thats what i think?? idk idk but it kinda made me and the other dudes of miiblr uncomfortable, and just really, he'd always portray my mii as a bully and say sum transphobic stuff about him,, and this snapshot is just A PEBBLE compared to these nexts chats,, so come suffer with me!! :*]

cringe up ahead watch out

alright so uhh lets move to the discord chats shall we!!! im gonna say like, about 2 months ago?? damn not even a month actually,, isaac joined the miicord server, and like. he did small stuff like, bashing others opinions and spamming stuff, to starting fights with other members,, (sadly i dont have proof cuz hes banned but majority of miiiblr should know know what i mean yeah??)

eventually, the drama got so bad, to where isaac deactivated his acc as a whole, about a day ago. making a shitty apology post saying that he "messed up" with me and another user, just kind of guilt tripping all of us, only to piss off the majority of miiblr more lmao

eventually later, isaac got banned from miicord for whatever reason me thinks?? but i was told that he told everyone in there to oof themselves, which just led him to ban evading and making another account

eventually he didnt even last a day,, not even an hour,, and he just said some pretty nasty uhhh

stuff to miicord,,

unfortunately, this is all the snapshots i could get from my brilliant pal in crime, @wii-no-ma on discord. but i think yall get my point,, isaac has done some pretty nasty stuff in the past, from saying the most toe curling, eye widening, jaw dropping shit, (ohhh man cut that out,, that aints funny) to just straight up sending death threats to people bruh

anyway, thats all i really needed to post lol. obviously its nothing alarming to the point where miiblr is in danger and whatnot, but i decided to make this for future purposes in case isaac does decided to come back yk?? anyway this next bit is for isaac

ay isaac, if youre uhh reading this,, youre like. always allowed to rejoin miiblr, just please dont expect us to like, welcome you back in open arms or anything yk?? what you did and said was like. really arrogant and immature, but we cant stop you from rejoining miiblr. may things go the way you want in the future and that you'll get the help that you need soon. cheers.

big thanks to @wii-no-ma and @evanorasworld for the snapshots :]

[kuruk]

while I do think a mermaid-inspired dress can be named as such without necessarily featuring a mermaid, I also think the case could have been made better if the theme being tied to mermaids was not "cream soda". less people would bat their eyes at a "mermaid princess" sort of titled dress because you're obviously that mermaid princess. there obviously wouldn't need to be pictures of a princess to make that point, simply giving the dress princess-like attributes would be much more expected and desired. but with cream soda it's a bit less clear like what are we working with here I mean what's the reasoning for mermaid desserts as a print what are we doing here exactly what is the idea like whars going on.. I think this question could be solved by making the dress more obviously aquatic, so you know it's a mermaid-esque version of the typical sweets-themed lolita print type, which there are plenty of.. but the most obvious mermaid thing to me is the pearls because it can be seen from a distance and is the most consistent, and I'm not sure if I believe that's enough to make me think for certain that this is the kind of dress a mermaid sweet lolita would wear... it's on the right track but if I were to read a comic about a mermaid who loved lolita fashion, and she showed up to the meet in this dress, I'm not sure I would be as impressed as I expected to be given her unique status as a mermaid like I'm just not sure it's enough to stand out clearly from those other sweet lolita dessert prints when she's a mermaid so obviously her mermaid dress should be a little special and cater to her more personally

[just-call-mefr1es]

pls just infodump on your tbp aus. any one of them. i don’t care which, i will literally take any au material you give me and ill eat it WHOLE.

wait omg???!?!? fr??? eeeeee tysmmm>_< 💗💗💗

i will never turn down a chance to talk abt my thg x tbp au>:333

where do i even begin? (SPOILERS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES)

intro/74th games

so first off, districts and year/age they won. finney, gwen, robin n donna r all in 12 with finney n robin winning 74th games at 16. bruce is in 1 winning the 65th at 14. billy in 6 winning 72nd at 15. vance in 7 winning 66th at 15 and (my newest change) griffij in 10, winning the 73rd at 12. he used to be in 4, then 11, before i switched it to 10 cus im just thar indecisive. ph and the gr@bber twkes the place of president $now (yes i have to censor both their names)

so, id just like to say that donna takes the role of madge in this au, but dw she doesnt die befause i dont want her to, same goes with gwen i just cant😵‍💫🤕 but that doesnt mean i cant make them suffer !! thsts for later tho, cus gwen gets her name picked in the reaping at fourteen (im checking my notes for this), finney obviously volunteers for her, and you may be asking how he’s able to do that. well, finneys trans, which means hes stil technically legible for the girls part of the reaping thing, so boom. he goes into the hunger games. so does robin!! theyre still besties in this point in time so when they both go to the games together theyre all sad and stuff. they still hace to go thru the love act thing, which obviously gets awkward between them because,,, thats your best bro, bro. so yeah they totally dont get crushes on each other whaaa… so they pull the berry technique from the og hunger games thing and there you go! they both win yipee. so obvs pres. sh@w (thars his name in the au) gets PISSED and arranges the quarter quell to reap victors for the tributes (in my au it WAS rigged lol). and thats how our og ghost gang meet up!!

backgrounds

first off, a lil bit of backstories.

bruce n vance knew each other from the 66th victory party thing (because those exist) and at first vance did NOT like bruce becus he thought he was just a fake little capitol doll who’s full of himself, then the two started developing some more and hey theyre gay now! but uh oh! the capitols not homophobic they just dont like cross district relationships so bruce n vance have to be quiet bout that. i love brance so much. just thought id say that.

also, billy’s a spy!! im pretty sure i drew something about that wayyy back then but im saying it again. hes a spy for district 13, and their plans for rebellion and the shit like that. they recruited him to be a spy because in his games he did a lil anti capitol act which was enough to spark controversy but not enough for president sh@w to kill his family (*cough* WHAR HAPPENED TO VANCE *cough cough*) and 13 saw that and was like ‘hey this kid could really help us!’ and boom hes recruited. president sh@w was suspicious as SHIT of him and used the quarter quell to pick his name out of thst bowl and put hik into the arena.

griffij is the youngest victor in hunger games history ever, winning at twelve (yeah ikr). he kinds just waiter his games out and gecause he was from a poor district, and wirh how young he was, the other tributes sorta just forgot about him/didnt think he was a threat to remember if he actually died or not(just like in the movie how nobody knew him ;) see im super good with this) until the ‘last’ tribute was celebrating his victory and griffin jumpscared him and barbaque skewered him to death (stabby). oh and his district partner blew up right infront of him before the game started. lolz. so that happened:P

now soley bruce! hes definitely the most privileged one out of the gang because of his district, but that doesnt mean he cant suffer!🎉🎉 so, from the start, bruce was immediately a capitol hit, since he was charming, handsome and athletic. he won his games pretty easily, at fourteen i wrote down?yep fourteen! so he won his games, and the captiol people started to really like him, wanting to see more of him and such. pres sh@w was 100% part of that crowd and well, made a deal with him. at 16, bruce had to make a decision. sell your soul for the hollywood dream capitol audinence or everyone he loves dies. i think irs obvious which option he picked.

and heres where vance comes in! vance was also a pretty big hit when he won his games a year after bruce at 15, since he was strong, aggressive, and simp material ig. so, president sh@w gave him the same choice as bruce: become a capitol slave or everyone you love dies. vance, being vance, told pres sh@w to fuck off and that he would kill hom before he could lay a finger on his family. well, that onviously didnt end well. andddd now we’re at the 75th games!

3rd quarter quell

pres sh@w rigged it so that billy and vance would get in (he hated those two so much) he didnt need to rig it any more for robin n finney, and griffin and bruce just got in there. fun fact! griffin didnt actually get his name reaped for the 75th, he volunteered becuase the man that did get reaped had kids and griffin was like ‘awh they deserve to have a father figure’ (cause he doesnt have one /frfr) so he was like ‘i volunterer!!’ his mama was devastated.

now theyre in the capitol! finney and robin r both having crisis since they both want each other to live, griffin knows hes gonna die and is terrified, vance knows hes gonna die and doesnt give two shits, bruce promised his family hed make it out so hes trying to convince himself hes not gonna die, billy got instructions from 13 to evacuate as much peeps as he coukd to 13 so hes stressed about that. as you can see, theyre all SO mentally stbale! 💞

(their ages in the 3qq: finney, robin r 17, billy is 18, bruce n vance r 24 and griffs 14:P)

practivijg for the games, griffin watched thru all the tapes for the games for each of the tributes (like how they did in og hunger games yk) snd was amazed at vance for vancecing out ig. so while theyre in the practicing place thing (i forgort what its called😿) griffiin tries to talk to vance and stuff to see if they can ally together despite literally everyone telling him theres no use in doing it (after the famiky death incident, everyoje just all agreed to ignore hik and shit). griffin didnt care shit, and tried to twlk tk vance, but he got too scared:( butttt they managed to ally in the actual arena! how? ill tell you later

speaking of allies, billy was instructed by 13 to gather all the tributes that would be useful in their plans of reblelloon which obvs included finney. but, billy obvs knew that finney wouldnt go anywhere without robin (he asked himself if he (finney) would ally with him , and finney responded with exaxtlu that) so yay now theyre all teamed. then billy thought, hey, if bruce joined us, the crowd would totes join in the rebellion, since, yk bruce is the capitol’s golden boy; now theyre all allies since brucey agreed. honestly, bruce knew that if he wanted to win, he shouldnt team, because he has trouble hurting people (“how did he win his games then?”- THROUFH GUILT AND BREAKING HIS MORALS.) but he couldnt resist. plus, he thought the three were so cute (not in a sus way🤬) and, just to mention, when bruce n vance shared their last dance (cus the capitol threw em a lil party b4 the arena) they agreed not to meet each other because they knew they would be forced ro kill each other if they did and they didnt want that😕

[ let me go ooc for a sec, ik katniss being mockingjay was caused by rue- without rue there is no mockingjay, so in order for finney to become the symbol of rebellion, i need a rue, which i DONT have. this is actually a hole in the au which ive relly needed to patch up for some time but never brainee enough to do it so sorrs bout that😿 jus prtend finney did shit to become the symbol of rebellion for now until i actually find something💔⛓️]

so, in the arena, they do their thing and boom. group 1 (billy and others) head into the forest thing (cus the arenas r the same from og hg to this au) and so do vance n griffin. griffin thought it would be a wonderful idea whatsoever to surprise vance with an attack so that they could ally cus he thought thst if he ‘proved hijself’ vance would want to ally with him. so, with a crusty ass rake thingy, he surprise attacked him (hes actuallys not so bad at combat ngl). vance, knwoing shit about what the fuck griffin’s thinking process is, assumed it was just your usoal hg ambush and instantly fought back, despite not caring for death (hes still competitive, okay), which resulted in him harming griffin pretty bad. before vance could finish him off, he noticed griffin for the first time. like- how young he was, blah blah blah, and also got a deja vu at how similar he looked to his sister, who, if you remember 70 paragraphs ago, fuckin died. so vance gets all mushy and guilt piles up and hes like ‘oh shit i needa help this kid’ and boom. theyre allies now. okay, you see this is the part where hopperstagg (non biological) brother bonding happens, okay? OKAY???

then, rhey run into billy’s gang, bruce and vance see each other and are like ‘oh shit’ but theres no getting out because now griffin wants to join billys group cus he n billy became friends during his victors tour thing so yeah. now theyre allied together<33

andd thats how that shit happens! they all have this lil bonding time, enough for them to start really caring about each other and want each other to survive and shit, so yippee. but if you thought it ended there, oh no, buddy i have expanded upon this au farther thwn the universe okay. so ik ive mentioned this in another post, billy gets vance in on the lil spy from 13 thing and they both agree to try to get them all to safety. but, unfortunately, theyre too late and- oh shit are we in district 13 now?!?!???

yep. its mockingjay time.

how rhe hell are we in district 13 now???

so, assuminf you know everything about the huhger games, they obvs get finney out, but were too late for robin, bruce n griffin. i explained all this in that separate post i menetioned, but if u didnt see it (i dont blame u if u didnts) basicslly they didnt rip their capitol tracking devices things out of their arms when they had time, but billy did get finney’s so yay! now, theyre all in a depresed era because theyre safe while the rest of the gang isnt, and is instead being tortured by yours truly, the capitol!! how exciting frfr

since they also bombed 12, following the timesline of og hunger games, finneys family survives (i dont think ive mentioned this but their mom died a kong time ago, their dad was abusive but is working on getting better after thr 74th games/trauma happening. just like og hunger games, just like og black phone) and meets up in 13. so with donna becauee im not oetting girlie die🤬🤬 then seeing all that, billy gets big brain idea to round up all the victors families that they can and let them stah in district 13, and with enough convincing, they do! they go to district 1 for bruce’s family, and everyone else’s. vsnce didnt come along with them (billy finney, gwen and some district 13 soldier dudes) and stayed in 13, and tood everyoje to skip his district. finney, who didnt know his family was dead went anyways and found out abt his damilys death the hard way. fun fact! i wrote a fict abt this!! jus click on the link in my pinned post, ignore the fic that the link sends u to and check out ky works😅 its kinda old but canon in my au nonethless

so thats that, and just got to let yall know, gwen and amy got along super well upon first meeting and uh. lesbian. theyre canon in this au btw😋 now more angst! 13 is finally able to get the other half of the old basement boys gang out of the capitol and into 13. stuff followed regular hg canon, bruce and vance can finally kiss cus they coukdnt do that before (capitols always watching,,,,,,,) and robin hates finneys guts now! wait robin what-

thars right, folks! capitol brainwashing go brr and now robin thinks everyone around him is a mutt! how awesome! i also tried incorporating the boys’ movie scars and stuff into this au, so bruce got an eye scar from his games, vance, billy and finney too, but robin n griffin got their ‘movie scars’ from the capitol’s torturing, so once griffy came back, voice go bye bye:3 OH! cant leafe out the fact that bruce and vance then got MARRIED!!!!! YAY!!!!!

time time time skip,, the boys r in the capitol, and ready to kill pres. sh@w! finally! oj the trip, robin starts to get more and more understanding about finney and starts to not hate him, also getting some of his memories restored! in the au, he wasnt entirely converted into hating finney like how peeta was in hg, he was just giving in to the capitol after a bunch of fighting against them; he just reallu wanted sll the suffering to end:( anygays theyre all sneacking around, bruce gets to beat the shit out of people (as he deserves, king) and bada bing bada boom, pres. sh@w’s dead, everyone dances on his grave, panem becomes an actual good country or something, robin gets better and him and finney kiss and shit abd boom. end of au. uh.

shit that was a LOT of yapping😭 im so sorry bout the whole ass college essay length of au lor- thats how you know ive been developing this au for a while lmao. anygays i do hope that made sense and that you enjoyed it, and if u have questions, feel free to ask:3 thanks again anon for letting me ramble!!

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

whar are some ocs in the fandom that you love or wanna know more about that aren't your own

omg i love this question so so so much

ok so it's a secret to literally no one that @queen-with-the-quill's Jubilee is the love of my life, she has the MOST special place in my heart, i love that lil library cat with my entire soul

@jelliclekay's Artemis is so cool!! I love seeing stuff about them and get very hyped whenever i see new content or art about them

obviously @storyweaverofgondor's OCs are lovely, but i'm so excited to hear more about her Protector OCs because they're probably my favorites

and also i can't NOT shout out @hufferysnuffery's two boys Antoinette and Hermes because we love the angst that they've created for these two is so *chef's kiss*

you know what, all of hufferysnuffery's OCs are absolutely brilliant, and Clementine is my beloved, and i JUST WANT MALARKEY TO BE HAPPY BC HE DESERVES IT OKAY

@rainbowratsstuff's rooster is very special to me <3

@the-cat-at-the-theatre-door has a hairless cat OC who i desperately need to know more about because the art she posted about him is absolutely wonderful

i'm obsessed with @sillybub's mermoggie

@jelliclegifs i don't think they're active anymore but they had the absolute LOVELIEST OC named Palette!

uhhhhh who else ok this is actually making me a lil sad bc a lot of ocs i love very dearly belong to people who are unfortunately no longer active within the fandom

any ocs that are included in my Newsies AU (that are shouted out in the first chapter) are all ocs that i love with my whole heart, as well as every single OC that's included in my human AU, bc they belong to my favorite people, and are therefore my loves as well

[g0om]

also bc the tourists in my town cant drive i have a habit of reading the liscence plate for tge car i walk or pass by and i do it very obviously so they know i read it but whar they dont know is that i remember it for exavrly 10 seconds so it will b only useful if they hit someone on thst 10 seconds

[alternateanonymous]

Status report, 9:32 pnm. 12/04/2023

Hey yall, it's me. Yes maggie, I just wanted to check in. Nothing to crazy, partially it was to check in but also it was because i wanted to type on my new keyboard, shit is so sick i can't wait until I have a pc its going to be so cool. But basically everything is going pretty well right now. Especially now that I have this fire ass keyboard I will be more motivated to type and jounral more which is good. But yeah, everything is going really well. Me and stefan had a date yestday and it was completly scheduled and planned by stefan and he did an amazing job. He has relally grown and matured I mean obviously I hacve grwon in my owen ways but specifically for him he has grown so much and I am so proud of him. i haven't had this much hope, trust, or love for him and I am very proud of him. Where we are right now i truly feel and belive in him and in the future with him. I am proud. He dealt with me perfectly last night because I got a little anxious about not knowing what to do since he said he didn't want to sleep over. It wasn't that I was mad but literally I just didn't know how to react it was weird, but he helped me and handled it perfectly. So I was very happy lol. I have also turned his notifications off on my phone becayuse i won'ty lie for a while they were giving me anxiety. Idk why, but in doing that it has helped me feel like I have gained control back in the relationship. as weird as this he has helped alot. Also I am going to put this on hold because ryan wants me to come watch some basketball game lol, yea me a big basketball fan lolll. 9::37 what up, so it's basically been an entire hour but i am back. Lol. I mean I said all that I wantexc to say, also for some reason my eyes are gettting very dry and idk why lol, I keep putting eye drops in but shit doesn't help at all lol. One thibng is muhsin has agf and idk if i should take my phopne bac kor not. 3 people got out of relationships and 4 opeople i know got in them. Shit is literally crazy rn idk why. Lol. IO mean idk what else to say, I do have work to do bnut i have done a lot today, I have a podcast episode for tomorrow with the boys it is going to be about the holidays it shoudl be chill lol, we'lkl see. They are probably going to be up to their normal shenanigans again lol. Idk. I really wish I could game with this keyboard but I can't. BNot yet cyuz i don't even have my pc yet lol. I hope that everything is going ok for future maggie, the maggie right now is in the proess to becoming the maggie she always wanted to bne ya know. Lol. I love this keyboard I legit just wanna type on this shit al the time. Lol. Cool beans I think I am goiong to go game now and fgigure iout how to change the colorw on this thing lol. the only annoying thig is that there is no up down and left and right key which is ok, but still lol. For right now before i hjave the pc and i am using it for my laptop i have to compeltly reach over and use the normal up ahbd downs on the laptop also beccuase my computer doesn't have more than 1 usb lol. I anm super tired for some reasonmn so whar sghoiukld I do kloil,. I think I might just chill and watcgh some youtube. I was orginally gonna game but idk if i have the braincells for that right now lol. Aight we4ll, goodnight regardless, sleep well maggie. You got this thing!!! I gelive in you!!!!!

[eulchu]

You do not deserve the hate whatsoever and anons need to die for how ridiculous they’re being but I do still think maybe no should be honored since last I saw the poll before it was deleted was no sweeping with like 70%+ of the vote. Like of the 120 or so votes it had, that’s more than 80 people who said no to kitten and the anons being nasty are just the very nasty loud portion of that unfortunately but it does seem to be the more popular opinion. Obviously though it’s your choice at the end of the day and sending love your way 🩷🩷🩷

like i get whar you mean but in the original poll that msg got over 200 votes

[mbb-project-entity]

Chapter 56

"So whar do you do Mrs Le-Cren?"

“It’s Ms. Sommers,” she said.

“Oh, I’m sorry Mrs. Sommers, it’s just that you have that ring and you're Rileys mom—”

“Ms Sommers,” she corrected, anger flaring up at what she believed to be discrimination, “and Ms. is far more professional, my apologies but this is not the old days of sexism anymore doctor, women are equal to men now. It's what spurns me in my job. For now, I'm a flight attendant, but not for long.."

She tossed a laminated card to Kyubi who examined it. “Congratulations,” Kyubi murmurred, handing the private pilot’s license back to her. She gave him a cat-ate-the-canary grin and placed it back in her wallet before placing it on the table. “Thanks. I’m a quarter way through the commercial training too. In four years, I’ll be the one in the drivers seat in those 777s.”

“How commendably ambitious of you, Ms. Sommers. An aspiring airline captain! And while holding down your current job too. And I imagine being a stewardess must be fairly stressful—”

“STEWARDESS?!? I AM A FLIGHT ATTENDANT!” Pepper was uncharcisteristically livid. “It takes lots of training to do what I do—”

“Oh please!” Kyubi was exasperated with this one already! “Stewardesses are nothing more than waitresses in the sky. Let’s be honest Ms. Sommers!” “Let’s start with you. Without a doubt, I want you to go by Mrs Le-Cren. Keep listening, Mrs Le-Cren.

Let’s talk jobs now.” She went to the table and picked up the laminated private pilot’s license back out of her purse. “I can’t believe they let women be pilots! Now I know your plan. You’re thirty-eight and gone as far as you can go as a stewie so you want to be a captain. Well,” she pulled out a pair of scissors and cut the license in two, “no more. I don’t want some flighty gal like you piloting an aircraft! So from now on, you’re petrified of the cockpit! No more lessons and no more flying! A stewie you are and a stewie you’ll remain!” Her brown eyes burned hatefully into Kyubi's. Though her lips couldn’t communicate what she thought of this, the eyes surely did. While they still could.

“Now about your stewie job. You’ve got a big misconception about what it is you do. Alas, it is a misconception shared by many in your silly and superfluous profession—if I may call it that. You think as a ‘flight attendant’ that you provide a real service, when you clearly do not. It is time to redress this problem. Therefore I think you will begin the return to the wonderful tradition so popular with male passengers not so long ago of the pretty, vapid stewardess. I never ever want you to refer to what you or your peers do as being a ‘flight attendant.’ From now on you think of yourself as a stewardess or ‘stewie.’”

She was so furious her jaws had locked up in muscle spasms. How gratifying!

“Furthermore, you’ll be the kind of stewie that lights up otherwise boring business trips for men. Your appearance for instance. You’ll work on it—allow your hair to grow to full regulation length and curl it regularly. Make yourself up more and wear your uniform a bit tight to give your passengers lots of leg and cleavage. Your blue skirt should be tight enough to show off very visible panty lines and I think you’ll wear darker brassieres underneath your white uniform blouse to titillate the travelers. In other words, think of yourself as an ornament, something that begs for notice from the men aboard.

Conduct on board should be focused on males—boys from eighteen on up. Ignore the women and treat them rudely if you have to at all. You’re not there for them—stewies are eyecandy for men. With that in mind, I want you to personify the “Coffee, tea or me?” kind of stewie. You’re obviously single and on the make for a husband and I want you to flirt with each male passenger you serve that is traveling alone.

Your fingers will ‘accidentally’ graze arms and legs when serving drinks. You’ll smile, wink and swing your hips for them. Furthermore, you’ll pick out one special passenger—that you’ll concentrate on. You’ll be extra sweet, extra doting on him and his needs. You’ll try to get him to talk to you, get him to share personal information. As you do, you’ll make it clear that being a stewie is awfully lonely at times. Before you land, you’ll hand him a slip of paper with your name and the name of the hotel you’re staying at. It won’t make any difference if he’s wearing a wedding ring or not. ‘Stewies’ are notorious homewreckers. If he calls you, you’ll sleep with him.”

Pepper had never slept with anyone on such flimsy basis. The idea was inconceivable to her before. Or rather it had been inconceivable. Why couldn’t she move or open her mouth?

“And let’s not forget the captain, shall we? It wouldn’t be nice to ignore the boss of the plane! You’ll make it clear that while on his plane, you’re ready to serve his needs too!”

But she hated those supercilious macho morons! The way they always lorded it over the flight att- stewies… Now she was thinking the way Kyubi told her too! Pepper pressed her heel into the carpet, the only protest she could make!

“I’m still worried that there will be some that will still give you the benfit of the doubt, some other stewies who will think the passengers and captain are hitting on you unfairly. So to make sure, let’s do this.” Kyubi passed a business card over to the immobilized woman. Suddenly she had the ability to move. As if guided by an invisible hand, she picked up the card. It was for a tattoo shop in town.

“Are you right or left handed?” Kyubi asked.

“Right.” “Fine. On the wrist-side facing out of your right hand I’d like you to get a tattoo. Nothing dramatic in and of itself, I assure you! Just three words in red, so that s you serve your male passengers they’ll be able to read it easily.”

Pepper could speak now! “What will the tattoo say?” Wait, she shouldn’t act as if she was actually going to have the thing done! As soon as she left, she’d ignore this whole visit!

“Mile High Club.” Kyubi was pleased with this inspiration. Pepper's expression of disgust told her she’d chosen the right approach to humiliating her.

“Now every male—and the other stewies—will know you’re that kind of girl! One last thing and I’ll let you go. I want another tattoo—you’ll get both done as soon as you leave my office naturally. At the tattoo parlor you’ll need to borrow a razor first and shave yourself nice and clean down there—you know where I mean.”

Pepper would do as Kyubi said. She knew she would. There was no question in her mind that she’d obey every command Kyubi gave her.

“Then you’ll ask him to inscribe in red ink in a circle above your pussy the words ‘Fly Me!’—the final confirmation that your passengers will need to know you’re a fly-girl slut-stewie when they fuck you in your hotel room!”

[blueslight]

My parents have been fighting all day (idk abt whar they usually get along great) but im supposed to take my baby brother to tge cinema but i dont have enough money for tickets on my own but obviously i cant go ask them rn but like.. my plans .....

[savingthrcw]

The poor woman looked so relieved, and it truly didn't help Ellana in her attempt to squash her strong emotions. She hadn't been part of a slaughter, she hadn't been in a Circle, but she knew what it was like to be hunted, she had the tattoo burned on her face as a reminder of it. And being a mage hadn't been a point in her favor, if not for her aunt coming to save her at the last moment, to take her home, for all she knew Tranquility would have come next.

But Eloise did not have such protection, there had been no last second rescue for her. "Just Ellana, no ma'am, no Inquisitor," she reminded her softly, in the same patient tone that sometimes came when Cullen was in pain, or when Leliana felt lost. Truly, in moments like those, she knew she had the same responsibility as her aunt to make people feel like they belonged, like they were safe.

"I understand... a little, what it's like to be hated. I had a... difficult... upbringing and I refuse to have my Vallaslin, my tattoo. This is no decoration chosen by me," she pointed at the tattoo, "City men branded me in a moment of... enthusiasm against elves and mages alike. I made it look more traditional later. It's obviously not the same as whar you told me, but in a smaller capacity it reminds me every day that hate can bring people to do the unthinkable. Which is why I want Skyhold to be different. That sort of prejudice will not be tolerated here. As long as no one is being endangered, everyone is free to stay. Elf, mage, qunari... believer in Andraste or not. Cullen is in charge of the Templars and we never had any issue, but if anyone ever misstep, either tell me or him, and it will be taken care of."

Eloise looked to her hands. They were cold chapped and still red, despite how she had been holding the cup. Retelling the events that brought her here had been difficult. The sound that had left her lungs when she witnessed her best friend in the circle being cut down, an unsuspecting victim. They hadn't even made it past the front gates of the tower when she was ripped from Malcolm's arms. But he fought with all that he had, freed her from harm, only to be struck down in front of her. That was the first time she had ever thought to use techniques long deemed taboo. But her heart was stolen from her chest that day. The only thing she had to remember him by was the ring on a chain around her neck.

Eloise was so lost in thought, that when the Inquisitor spoke, it startled her slightly. Blue eyes flickered up, finding her features as she began to explain what would happen should she stay. A soft breath leaves her lungs, thankful to hear that she wasn't going to be forced to do anything. It was comforting knowing all this information. Quietly, the girl found her small satchel from the ground and pulled out the small glass bottle that was filled with her essence within. Setting it delicately on the table between them, Eloise nodded her head in agreement. "This plan works, ma'am." Her voice is softer as she slides it over and then sits up a little more straight.

"As I've said...I'll go anywhere, do whatever it is you require. Should you want me in your forwards camps, that's where I will go. If it is here you wish of me to make potions and tend to the wounded, I can." She pulls the blanket a little tighter around her shoulders, nodding her head slightly in thanks once more. "Thank you, Inquisitor...I know it sounds cliche but...this is a gift you're giving me, and I thank you. Very much."

[kuruk]

my mom wants me to move in with her but I can't stand being near her boyfriend oh my god he's gone like 4 days a week because he's a paramedic which is why my sisters like to visit my mom on weekends but he keeps coming into the bathroom he doesn't use next to the guest bedroom and only my sisters and I use it and he goes in there so often just to check if the little trash bins have been taken out yet but my little sister has OCD so they fill quickly but he doesn't even give anyone a chance to take it out before he does it himself and I just went downstairs to get my antibiotics real quick ans he went back upstairs and immediately went into the guest bedroom i had literally just left and my mom was like whars wrong and hes like the light was on in there but no one was in there. okay and what if someone was. I don't like staying in someone else's house because I feel rude but this guy was my mom's affair partner so idc as much but I can't stand some man breathing my sleeping air and checking our bathrooms obsessively I'm gonna rip my skin off I'm not made for this I don't care if it's his house he's a freak and he's always on ketamine and xanax and forgets the huge fucking mess he makes and he sees a cornflake on the floor and is like damn your kids are messy (my little sister is messier to be fair because of her ocd and she's autistic so she jusr does not fucking realize right away but we clean up after her. and it's not bad he's just an only child freak) like as if he's not throwing up and walking away or getting the whole floor sticky with soda or knocking potted plants over and forgetting he did that the next day he's just fucking his house up and thinking we did it. sorry I get I'm freeloading and all (well not right now I'm taking care of my mother after her cancer surgery) and it's not weird to wanna make sure your own house is staying clean and I get he has an obsession with his utility bills because they increased after my mom started living with him (well obviously they would, now there's someone home more than 3/7 days of the week but you use solar panels and it's more about the obsession itself than it is about money) but I hate when strangers and men touch the same objects I touch and breathe my sleeping air and my bathroom air our obsessive compulsive issues are not compatible at all I feel like my skin is contaminated with his presence

[witchblade]

thpugh i guess the ending i got with sam is also pretty O_O

[imalwayskidding]

Late again!

i wonder what the fuck the tarp looks like in the cutscenes