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sounds-fake-i-know · 1 year ago

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One time when I was 15 I was dating this girl long distance and she broke up with me bc "Jesus wouldn't want this." then proceeded to send h3ntai to the my older brother's boyfriends.

#they were a polycule #then one of them was like #i know we're in our 20's but dude you should leave the polycule to date this 16 year old #obviously he got kicked out

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sqtorux · 6 months ago

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im all for badass reader being able to defend and stand up for themselves but sometimes, maybe once every blue moon, i want to be pathetic and weak just so i could have big strong characters standing up for me

#on today's episode of my fake scenarios #imagine being a silly little idk maid? for the gojo clan hmmm #and you and satoru obviously have some shit going on behind closed doors yasss #but then u get slapped by his to-be fiance bc you got caught lol #and being the poor maid you are youre just there tearing up #trying not to cry and allat #then another hand is raised to slap you again #but then satoru swoops in and stops it short #and then he threatens the fiance #and drags you out by your hand lmfakssjshsh #THIS IS SO CLICHE #but it got me kicking my feet ok #im a simple simple being #𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

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blusandbirds · 5 months ago

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eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"

#blu edits #cobra kai #eli hawk moskowitz #demetri alexopoulos #hawkmetri #binary boyfriends #binary brothers #sorry randomly got bonkers about their dynamic in my head again #i love when demetri is spiteful give him edge give him that streak of pettiness he's always been secretly proud of #hes 17 his only sources of true joy are schadenfreude and free food #he humiliated eli at that party and he enjoyed it and yea they make up but he gets his licks now bc he's owed and eli lets him bc he's owed #and eli's approach to redemption is all roll over puppy eyes im sorry i'll do anything 'just tell me im yours' like thatll make it better #like thats productive. but he cant build demetri a sparring deck out of this so if demetri says jump... if demetri says join my dojo...#and so demetri will run him through his paces ragged for penance but it doesnt make it better and he looks at hawk and still feels sick #(and yes he loves him ofc he loves eli but that just adds to his turning stomach every time he sees those eyes looking up at him like that)#(its worse bc its eli making him feel this. not hawk doing something evil but eli trying to do something good and demetri still feels sick)#(because who does that shit and then comes back belly up like letting demetri claw his guts out makes them even)#(because who can claim to love someone and still get a kick of satisfaction out of making eli bleed <- verbally emotionally metaphorically)#(not physically. never physically. obviously. that's eli's thing. and so demetri's a leg up on him.)#^ im promise im a fan of interpreting them where theyre happy too #this derailed from the edit #if ur for some reason reading this then however you first interpreted this is prolly correct. i went a little rogue here in the tags

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freakinator · 2 months ago

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vagueing but i think certain ppl need to realize that you can be both manipulative And traumatized 😭

#mine.txt #you can guilttrip someone While having abandonment issues!#in fact abandonment issues are the reason some ppl guilttrip in the first place!#if you claim you watched s4 while not understanding that then i dont think you understood s4 at all!#on god if you relate to ls!kab i hope you dont treat ppl irl the way she does zam #who gaf if shes good or evil were on fucking lifesteal #nobody cares about morality except the lsers themselves cause its got direct impact on their playthroughs #she can be as good as she wants but it doesnt change the fact she does a lot of things that are highly intrusive and manipulative #like she didnt even ask first before deciding theyre ''teamed by default''#and everytime she says she just wants zam to be himself she contradicts it #by getting mad at him everytime he doesnt do what she says even if he hasnt even harmed her in any tangible way #and thats just Two(2) of the more recent things shes done not even mentioning her past actions #that she keeps excusing while not excusing the past actions of others #she cant afford him the basic human decency of being his own person #and were supposed to believe she gives a fuck about him beyond using him as an echo chamber????#shes a lot like clown in that while she cares she keeps using her associates #and surprise! not everyone likes being used esp when she keeps flip-flopping on them #/lore obviously cause if she did this kind of unacceptable behaviour irl she wouldve gotten kicked out already #and i hope to God yall dont either #if you do i fucking hate you this is the kinda shit that traumatized me

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padawansuggest · 1 year ago

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So I recently discussed this with @bitter-chocolate-stars and I need you guys to know I am CLAMBERING for an AU where the nulls, who famously (to their brothers who probably think they’re ICONS) took over a whole fucking part of the whole cloning facility of Kamino after the Kaminoan’s told Kal Skirata (Dad) to get out because they don’t need trainers anymore and the war just started and the nulls are like ‘what if we stage a coup’. And it fucking works?????

Yeah I want an AU where the Jedi are like ‘lmao that’s a good idea y’all know any other clones that can help with that to take over more of the facility?’ And Alpha 17 and his commanders melt out of the walls like ‘hey we got this’ and take over all of Kamino and the Jedi look at the senate all ‘sowwwwwwwy, we twied so vewy hawd to get them to stand dowwwwwwwn 😭’ and force the senate to make a draft which halts the entire fuckin war in its tracks and then Palpatine throws a tantrum and reveals he’s a Sith so they kill him and go hunting for the other generals who got sat on by the Kilo beast lmao whoops.

Anyways. I think the nulls should have been allowed to take over Kamino and declare themselves a third faction of the war and maybe even convince the droid army to get jealous and stage their own coup with R2-D2 as their general and idk man idk that would be super funny.

Kal, after being handed the entire clone army: oh my god my throat is gonna kill me after I say the gai bal manda for all of them

Also Jango is alive and under house arrest in the Jedi temple with Boba so he’s like. Whatever. Might as well happen. Fuck all y’all at least he has his kid and probably anxiety meds from the healers. He’s taking a vacation. Boba is learning how to steal initiates to cheer Buir up by shoving them in his arms when he looks sad in the gardens. Grogu is his little pal he’s such a bad boy they commit crimes together.

The nulls find Tag and Bink and adopt them what crimes do you think they will commit? Tax fraud probably.

#star wars #kal skirata #clone nulls #I just think they should kick the cloners out they house and give it a paint job #jango fett #obviously Jango is tryina get in nice master Kenobi’s underbritches #Padme and Anakin come back from their Tatooine wedding that Shmi officiated and are like *shocked pikachu face*#Walon killed Priest and refused to let the clones get hurt after some therapy thanks #and by therapy I mean kal yelled at him for like six straight hours after ordo got hurt #he needs more therapy than Jango no fuckin joke #but priest needs death by sword up the ass

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 month ago

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i know what tattoo millie doesn’t have, because during the short period where lucifer’s possessing her, she keeps taking the wheel of the vessel to go and get herself the ugliest cartoon devil tattoos money can buy. lucifer is wasting precious grace getting those off of her body because he can’t stand them, and then she just goes and gets another one in a couple days time.

#there’s a lot of ways in which The Possession of Millie Winchester is the part of her life thats the least like a horror story #and one of them is this. that the tattoos are something she can get and lucifer can erase and she can get again #it’s a negotiation of autonomy on a small scale. she’s doing this to annoy him. and he’s not stopping her. and at the end of the day it’s #his reserves that he has to draw on to change it back. millieverse lucifer does not come out of the cage a second time completely whole.#(which is part of the reason that this negotiation stage is. possible. because he Has to. at first. because beggars can’t be choosers #and millie’s body comes with terms he can either agree with or risk his luck trying to possess someone else while amara’s loose and he’s #barely holding himself together.#by the time that he is strong enough and capable of overtaking her vessel entirely and kicking her into the corner of her mind. well.#he doesn’t. because this is working. because there’s an understanding.#and on millie’s end. well. she’s not unaware of the precarious position she’s put herself in. and she’s not unaware that lucifer. isn’t #taking advantage. that she’s getting on his nerves and disagreeing with him and wrestling control from him constantly.#there’s something built there. it’s a little bit like respect.#which is obviously why it can’t continue. the most violating part of being possessed by Lucifer for Millie is that neither of them got to #choose when it ended.)#spn oc

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twistpixel · 3 months ago

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I love when people exclude Jason tbh like yesss he’s not part of the fammilllyyy and it’s because he diieeeddd and also because he was a bitch but in an out of universe perspective there was no room for him to come back as anything *but* an antagonist because when he diiiiieed he got replaaaccceeeddd there was no rooooom for him and he’s an intruder and an interloper in his own faaaammily that became a family while he wasn’t theeeeerrree because he diiiieeeddd

#dick having a bond with Jason through Bruce and through the robin thing was less brotherly and more like. my very enthusiastic #Olympic coach’s new pupil #but in retrospect it becomes shaded with brotherly feelings from dick because he develops brotherly feelings for Tim #trying to shake out bib and then the let me help you refrain in bftc #obviously dick was in an awful place in bib say thank you for the kick in the pants dick Jason got you out of your depression slump #but I think it was very simple and a combo of Jason being around for long enough that the idea of him had time to marinate #plus Bruce dying so dick is suddenly the man of the house and he is just grabbing at any one trying to keep this family together #SEND ME ANONS ABOUT HOW IM WRONG 🗣#I want to talk abt Jason •_•

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fadewalking · 2 months ago

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... but like should i add Felassan to the muse list

#ooc #embarrassing tbh let me go back and delete every post so far where i've said im only going to be adding 1 or 2 muses to this blog #this is for sure it tho T.T it has to be #like deadass if ya'll start hearing me talk about other OCs kick my ass #i only worry that there's not a ton of interest out there to write with a Felassan #which isn't really a HUGE concern i mean #im fine with him being more of a secondary muse #and like obviously yes ik he dies in canon #so it'll be some AU-ish territory #but i don't really like to ignore canon outright unless i have to so #i've got a plan to make it make sense for him to be around dw

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stcries · 4 months ago

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okay but like, sad headcanon time because idk what my brain's doing.

stan's chain? it was originally his dads. how he got his hands on it? i dunno, but everytime i look at it in comparison to how it's depicted in the lost legend comic , the similarities are unmistakable.

#・ ˖ ✦ ⋄ . HEADCANONS ❝ stanley pines. ❞#i literally have no idea how he gots his hands on it #considering how their dad obviously kept it locked away or kept it close at all times #maybe he snuck it somehow when he was kicked out?? im not sure. doubt he'd even have enough time to grab it #since the whole thing was kinda out of nowhere #but uh LEMME KNOW WHAT Y'ALL THINK IG????#( gravity falls tw! )

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tackrusso · 7 months ago

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show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw