#obi wan cannoli

[techs-goggles9902]

What a fine addition to my collection. Hello there, General Kenobi

[queerture]

And he, a purrpurr. Fated rivals, or perhaps, lovers? 👀

oh i see. because she is purpur.

[cosmic-ships]

Shenanigans

Ships: Starbound Companions (platonic) // Beyond Us; Only Darkness

Words: 583 (small and incredibly silly! NOT CANON to my lore, this is just for funsies!)

Summary: You really need to watch your surroundings Kaden-

Kaden sat in a quiet corner, staring down at their datapad, a soft sigh escaping their lips. Their mind wandered, thoughts swirling dreamily around a certain Jedi Knight. Completely unaware of their surroundings, Kaden didn’t notice Obi-Wan approaching.

“A sigh?” came the voice of the Jedi Master, startling Kaden so badly they nearly launched their datapad across the room. They scrambled to pull it into their lap, cheeks burning as they stammered.

“N-Nothing!” Kaden said loudly, trying, and failing, to sound casual.

Obi-Wan crossed his arms, his brow raising. “I didn’t ask anything.”

Kaden blinked, fumbling for words. “R-Right…”

“But now,” Obi-Wan continued, a spark of curiosity in his eyes “I am curious. What had you sighing like that while staring at your datapad?”

Kaden bit their lip, shaking their head. “It’s nothing…”

Obi-Wan’s gaze didn’t waver. “Your cheeks say otherwise.”

“I promise, it’s—”

“Something tells me it’s Anakin-related isn't it?” Obi-Wan asked with a knowing look.

Kaden groaned, burying their face in their hands. “You'd be… correct...”

Obi-Wan’s lips curled into a smirk as he shook his head. a playfulness in his tone as he asked “Does he know that you fawn over him like a schoolgirl when he’s not around?”

Kaden’s head snapped up. “I was not fawning!”

“Oh?” Obi-Wan chuckled. “So the dreamy sighing and love-stricken doe eyes had nothing to do with whatever you were staring at?”

Kaden’s face flushed deeper. “You’re not going to… tell Anakin, right?”

Obi-Wan looked amused. “You’re joking? If I do, he won’t be silent for the rest of the month. I’d rather not.”

Kaden exhaled a shaky sigh of relief. “Thank you…”

Obi-Wan’s smirk widened. “Or perhaps I will. As you’ve both asked in the past, where’s my sense of adventure?”

Kaden’s eyes widened. “Wait… hang on…”

“I shall see you later, Kaden,” Obi-Wan said with a mischievous glint, turning on his heel.

Panic bubbled up as Kaden scrambled to follow him. “Wait, you won’t say anything, to Anakin right? Right?! Hey, wait!”

The two rounded a corner, and Kaden nearly collided with Anakin, who stood there, arms crossed, a curious expression on his face.

“Say what to me?” Anakin asked, looking between them.

Kaden froze, their words dying in their throat. All they could manage was a high-pitched squeak.

Anakin's brow furrowed as he eyed the both of them, clearly sensing the tension. "What exactly is going on here?"

Kaden swallowed hard, trying to force down the panic rising in their chest. They glanced at Obi-Wan, silently pleading for him to stay quiet. Obi-Wan simply raised an eyebrow, clearly enjoying the moment, finally the tables were turned.

"Oh, nothing important," Obi-Wan said with a shrug, but there was a playful glint in his eye. "Just a little harmless fun."

Kaden, still frozen, shot him a desperate look. "Uh, y-yeah, totally nothing worth mentioning." They forced a smile, but it came off more like a grimace.

Anakin tilted his head, his confusion deepening and his expression growing suspicious. "You two are acting strange. Spill it."

Kaden’s heart pounded in their chest as they fumbled for an answer. "It’s really nothing, just...uh...m-maintenance talk! Yeah, repairs and stuff." They waved their hand vaguely as if that would help sell the lie.

"Maintenance talk?" Anakin repeated, narrowing his eyes in suspicion. "You expect me to believe that? When you can’t even look me in the eye? Kaden you're many thing but a liar is not one, you're not very good at it."

Kaden looked down at the floor, feeling the heat rising to their cheeks again. "It’s… complicated," they muttered.

"Complicated, indeed" Obi-Wan added with a smirk, clearly enjoying Kaden’s flustered state. "I’ll leave you two to sort it out."

Kaden’s eyes widened as Obi-Wan turned to leave. "Wait—no, don’t go! Don’t leave me here-" Kaden muttered under their breath "crap.."

[natjennie]

what if his name was obi wan cannoli and he was italian. think about it.

[bookishbrigitta]

2024: My fics in review

Inspired by the wonderful @otterandterrier's AO3 Wrapped post, I decided to take a peek at what I wrote this year.

And Holy Cannoli, y'all. As it turns out, I wrote -- and published! -- a lot! Not sure how that happened, but I went from 2 published fics and just under 8,000 words in 2023 to 20 published fics and almost 41,000 words in 2024.

The only fandom I published work for was Star Wars, my main fandom. I often find I focus on writing 1-2 fandoms per year, but I have scattershot WIPs all over the place, so...

Anyway!

My fics

Christmas on Coruscant (12K words, fusion universe AU for the 2023 Han/Leia exchange)

Talk Dirty (1,950 words, crackfic featuring Rebels and OT characters)

Married Love (137 words, Anidala self reflection with a vintage rhyme)

A Time To Rend (400 words, Obi-wan, Bail, and baby twins vingette)

Take Good Care! (1K words, post-ROTJ, postpartum oneshot featuring Luke as the best uncle/brother ever)

Of Course, Kiddo (2700 words, "everything is fine" ST AU with Best GirlDad Ever Han Solo)

A Wookiee in Trouble (is a temporary thing) (8K words, post-ROTJ multichap: Han and Leia get the "I'm at a party, please don't tell my parents" call from their nephew)

A Hairy Situation (660 words, Kanera: Some human shedding takes intimacy off course)

What Kind of Man (1K, unfinished multichap: Han thinks about his family, his father-in-law and the domino effect of his decisions)

Goodnight Kashyyyk (1700 words, pre-ANH: Uncle Han puts a wookiee toddler back to bed)

The Start of Something New (1K words, for HanLeia week: Han and Leia make a new tradition, feat. pointless historical trivia)

Perfect, Chaotic Reflection (365 words, for HanLeia week: Luke's niece is a lot like her parents)

Falcon of the Steppe (1800 words, for HanLeia week: 3 times Han and Leia hear a certain wedding song)

I'd Like to Make Myself Believe (2200 words, for HanLeia week: New parent Han has a run-in with the Force)

Someone Who Loves You (190 words, for HanLeia week: Leia gets a certain phrase turned around on her)

Love Persevering (1700 words, for HanLeia week: Leia takes care of Han while he tells her about Jaina)

Close Shave for Kanan (1400 words, pre-Rebels Kanera: Facial hair is foreign to Twi'leks)

Happy Families Aren't Alike (630 words, Kanera AU: After a brief misunderstanding about another family, Kanan and Hera reflect on theirs)

Great (400 words, post-ROTJ AU: Owen Lars meets his great-nephew -- and namesake)

Brave Girl (1270 words, post-Rebels Kalluzeb: Klavida tries something new and has a cuddle with her dads)

Stats

20 published fics

almost 41,000 words

3 multichapters (2 finished, 1 wip)

17 oneshots

A Time To Rend topped hits, kudos, and bookmarks!

Longest fic: Christmas on Coruscant

Average length: about 2000 words

Happy New Year, everyone! May you have the capacity to write and read what you want to in 2025!

xoxo BookishBrigitta

[mis-mcgifsten]

I'd eat there.

[lykegenia]

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Thank you for the tag @agentnatesewell!

Last Song: I’m not a big music listener, but I do have a playlist that helps keep work boredom at bay. It’s every genre under the sun, and the most recent on it was Ends Of The Earth by Lord Huron

Currently Watching: I’m finally getting around to the Willow series. I have such fond memories of the film, and even though I’m halfway through the first season I’m not sure I like it. It’s not meant to be as gritty and serious as something like GoT but at the same time it doesn’t quite know what tone it is going for, and the dialoge is constantly brushing thr fourth wall as if this is still 2017 and meta jokes are funny. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but nothing spectacular either.

Currently Reading: Since finishing Tooth and Claw by Jo Walton (think Victorian comedy of manners but with dragons) I’ve started on Master and Commander by Patrick O’Brian. Does this have something to do with the past life of a certain N Sewell? Maaaaybe. But so far it’s really good, and Stephen Maturin has leapt towards being one of my favourite characters of all time. I’m really glad I’ve already seen the film, though, because it means I can put some faces to the many, many names in the book.

Current obsession: My writing, for one - I have my Prince Alistair AU, a spicy NatexLeah oneshot, and a third, secret fic in the works -  and Planet Crafter, which is what’s actually taking up most of my free time

tagging: @deathandindignitybedamned @mutantenfisch @mysterious-cuchulainn-x @vulpixen @serenpedac @pepperpatrol @pushingsian @obi-wan-cannoli

[yescrazycatlady10]

Obi Wan Cannoli! 😎

[rabbitrah]

@obi-wan-cannoli

No this is during the proposal! (When she has a head injury and her mom is dying and other such things, so I still get it)

[pansexualtimcurryvampireelf]

My contributions for tonight:

[cosmic-ships]

Just that little tuff of gray! Ahhh I also love how long his hair is my gosh. Wtf sir, you aren't allowed to make me swoon like this, who do you think you are!? /j

[pandora15]

I couldn’t help myself, they were serving cannolis at the dining hall, and I had to do it.

[itsblueberry13-blog]

#this is what grates the fuck out of me with that post going around joking on how much of star wars would eb shorter if anakin had therapy#because 1. HE HAD THERAPY AVAILABLE TO USE. THE JEDI WERE THERE AND ASKING TO HELP HIM WHEN THEY COULD SEE HE WAS UPSET. THE ISSUE#IS ANAKIN DID NOT USE THE TOOLS OR ADVICE GIVEN TO HIM BY THERAPY TO FUCKING WORK ON HIMSELF!!#HE DID NOT DO THE WORK HE DID NOT LISTEN OR OPEN HIMSELF TO THE JEDI#BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE PALPATINE TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOURSELF#AND BLOW SMOKE UP YOUR ASS RATHER THAN REALLY TAKE IN WHAT THERAPY AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE TELLING YOU ABOUT FLAWS OR FAULTS#IN ORDER FOR THERAPY TO WORK YOU HAVE TO NOT ONLY WANT IT TO WORK BUT YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THE WORK#AND ANAKIN DIDNT FUCKING DO THE WORK.#and 2 no actually star wars would be about the same length because actually most of the plot of what happens to the republic or the galaxy#doesnt actually hinge that much on what anakin does? not really. because the fall of the republic and the jedi and rise of the empire was#all just palps doin palp things. yeah theres some things hes important for in palps' scheme for getting an apprentice#but honestly anakin was more like. idk in my opinion anakin was palps' ultimate way to twist the knife in the wound to strike the jedi with#desecrate the democracy they tried to serve. desecrate the temple they called their home. have one of their own betray and murder them.#like salt or lemon juice on a wound. the twist in the knife.#but also in a way star wars would be shorter if anakin had done the work to better himself because. y know. star wars as its shown.#IS anakin's story. so technically yeah sure itd be shorter but itd also be a smaller story.#not because of the idea of oh wow none of the plot would have happened!!. but because thered be less movies and shit covering anakin#he was a kid picked up. he ahd some issues. he grew up. he listened to the jedi and worked on himself. was good. the end of that.#so much of why we have so much star wars to watch is because its the anakin skywalker story. which IS his failure to better himself.#idk man ive been salty feelin since that one post started cycling back onto my dash and it pisses me off because it completely#and utterly misses a good chunk of why things went down in star wars plot and just#compact it into something completely else#anakin wanted a magic wand to fix his problems and make things the way he wanted them to be#rather than#accept the tools he has to use to work on himself and accept how things will be and maybe even make things as they are now better#in the present#idk im babbling and salty

By @orangeykay

#look if I lived in a society with space wizards#I would very much want them to know how to control their emotions#given the incredible power they have acces to#the Jedi were very clearly aware of the power they had access to and the need to be mindful of emotional response#Anakin did in fact have access to the very teachings that would’ve helped him#had he been open to it

By @obi-wan-cannoli

#the Jedi did very obviously have therapy#and similar mindfulness strategies#anakin just didn’t listen!!

By @obi-wan-cannoli

#the idea pervasive in most fandoms honestly (anakin is FAR from the only character who gets this) that no one would do bad things#if they were in therapy#is SUUUCH a pet peeve of mine#just as someone who's been mentally ill and traumatized for a long time now i hate when people think you can just be plopped into a room#with a therapist and you're just fixed whether you like it or not#like lmao that is not how it works#also a lot of us manage to have trauma and not become genocidal fascists so#not sure i feel like giving anakin/vader a free pass here anyways#people who do evil things choose to do evil things

By @atlanta--airport

#therapy is falling down and scraping your knee you get rocks and dirt in it and then you heal around it bc you don't know any better#and it hurts#therapy is having to reopen those wounds and take the rocks out yourself#it hurts and it sucks but it is so worth it

By @dangerhumming

#yeeaaahh funnily enough mental health vacations don't exactly work if you keep on goofing#the jedi helped anakin and he knew the basics but you can lead the horse to water lol#the horse might still prefer rolling in the mud and trying to bite seagulls#therapy is not a linear process where you push buttons to get better no matter what#it takes time and dedication and the ability to self-reflect and admit you need it#sometimes you have to stop doing things you like to do or find comforting bc they're still harmful

By @ilum-you-so-much

Everyone says that the Jedi never put Anakin in therapy because he fell but if you're saying you never left a therapy session and immediately did all the shit your therapist just told you was bad and you agreed not to do you're a liar

[finsandstuff]

Hey fellas the mood tonight is Crying Over Obi Wan

[smallandangry24]

Can we bring the idea of cuddle piles back?? Like I get it. We are touch starved and lonely. Whatever. Obi and the remaining Jedi and clones need cuddles and a nap. Shaboom solution. Heck, why stop there. Let the bats nap. The wolves of Kaer Morhen and their bird and cub too. All the fictional families deserve a good cuddle. GIMME.

[its-not-a-pen]

A few moments later...

Part 4: Just deserts 

Part 1 and 2

Part 3

AU there Sidious chose Feral as his apprentice. Obi-wan and Qui-gon beat him up...and then took him to the hospital, unintentionally kicking off a 4-part comic. 

I would like to dedicate this to @doorsclosingslowly​ who wrote the spectacular Runaways Verse. This IS the fic you’re looking for...*hand wave*

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