#obey me incorrect quote

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

MC: What a day... Lucifer: MC, it's not even noon yet. Simeon: That makes three of us in need of a tea break. Barbatos, with a tray of tea and snacks: Make that four.

[digital-heart]

Now, I was not aware this was a Homestuck quote until I made it. Lol

[notcreative360]

So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).

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MC: Thanks for the allergy pill, Mammon.

Mammon: Heh, you always got your first to rely on.

MC: ..! ...uh oh..

The brothers: ����️👄👁️

Beel: That didn't sound good...

Mammon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UH OH?!

MC: I might've chewed the pill by accident...

Lucifer: *Tries to stay calm* What do you mean you chewed the pill by accident?!

MC: I DON'T KNOW! INSTINCT?!

Levi: Are you feeling ok?!

MC: I DON'T KNOW!! My mouth feels bitter, am I foaming?!

Satan: Someone call Solomon!!

Asmo: I'll do it!!

Mammon: Don't worry! I'll carry you to a hospital!

Belphie: What the fuck are the demons gonna do, bitch?!!

Mammon: I'm trying here, don't start calling your big brother names now!

*The brothers fighting in the background*

MC: *Starts having a mental breakdown*

[justamegafan]

Obey Me Incorrect Quote #1

Lucifer (Dog Person):

Satan (Cat Person):

Me (Who has a Cat AND a Dog Fur-Baby):

Me: Hahaha… Ah shit 😃

[corvus-for-ddd]

[villianbell]

Mc *texting lucifer* : sends a voice message

Lucifer *texting back* : I’m a little busy. Is it urgent?

Mc : No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Lucifer : *presses play*

Mc (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Mammon : *screaming in the back ground*

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

[zouzoru-comms-open]

H-hey *drops all their obey me fanarts because I wanna make commissions*

[slutifer]

Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Lucifer: [slams his foot on the wall next to MC for intimidation purposes] MC: Bold of you to put your ankle within biting range.

[tsukii0002]

I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:

Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*

Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?

Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…

Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…

Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!

Mc: *studying* mmm What…

Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!

Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …

Demon: Are you ok?!

Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.

Demon: ????

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[midnightsunnyday]

Lucifer: What a wonderful end to a perfect evening.

MC: I agree. I had a lot of fun with you tonight, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I'm glad to hear it. Though perhaps we should continue said "fun" in my room?

MC: That's ok, I'm feeling a bit tired anyway, so I'll head on back.

Lucifer: No, what I meant was we should allow ourselves to get further acquainted...alone...in my room.

MC: Oh, Lucifer, I already spend plenty of time alone with you. No need to get possessive.

Lucifer: That's not what I...look, what I'm saying is I'd like to know you more intimately, preferably without your clothes, if you catch my drift.

MC: Oh, so I see.

Lucifer: Indeed.

MC: ...

Lucifer: ...

MC: ...So are you saying you hate my outfit? Because I tried to go for a more casual look but--

Lucifer: I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

MC: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

[usagiglamour]

On the phone

Kidnapper: We have your sister.

Mammon: uh?? All my brothers are boys.

Kidnapper: Then who tf is this weird girl telling us that it's very normie of us to mistake her for a girl??

Mammon: Screaming OH SHIT THEY GOT LEVIATHAN COSPLAYING RURI-CHAN!

[rainiishowers]

Solomon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

MC: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Solomon: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

MC: But I heard a siren.

Solomon: That was Mammon.

Mammon: Sorry, I got nervous-

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Belphegor: If we put Solomon and Barbatos in a room, who would come out crying first?

Diavolo: The room.

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Barbatos: Where's Satan..?

MC: Doing stuff.

Barbatos: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lucifer?

MC: Trying to stop Satan. from doing the stuff.

Barbatos: And Asmodeus?

MC: Trying to stop Lucifer from stopping Satan. from doing the stuff.

Barbatos: I see. And what are you doing here, MC?

MC: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Asmodeus from stopping Lucifer from stopping Satan, from doing the stuff.

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Mammon: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Levi: let's not forget who pushed me in

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Lucifer: You don’t want MC to die

Simeon: Right.

Lucifer: And I don't want MC to die.

Simeon: Right.

Lucifer: So we just have to make sure MC doesn’t want MC to die.

Simeon: Wonderful plan, but have you met MC?

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Asmodeus: Do you think I’m ugly?

Solomon: It’s not about looks, Asmodeus. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Asmodeus: Aww.. Sol...

Solomon: For example, someone's heart.

Asmodeus: Aw... Stop it-

Solomon: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Asmodeus: Seriously, stop it.

——

Diavolo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

MC: Eyy, homie!

Leviathan: But then there's cootie...

Belphegor: Die.

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Lucifer: Who broke the toaster?

Satan: It was Mammon.

Asmodeus: It was Mammon.

Beelzebub: Mammon broke it.

Mammon:

Mammon: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Luke: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Simeon: Luke, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Luke: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Solomon: ...It was a bug…

Luke: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Solomon: ...

Simeon: ...

Luke: Stop looking at me like that!

——

Asmodeus: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Lucifer: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Mammon: I'm not that stupid!

Lucifer: Mammon, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Mammon: BELPHIE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

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Mephisto, referring to MC and Mammon: Those guys are dorks.

Lucifer, insulted: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

[villianbell]

Satan : prove it

Mc : prove what?

Satan : prove that you can tell who's coming based on their foot steps

Mc : Well, it sounds like Luke is moving quickly twords us while Simeon is following much calmer

Luke : *busts into the room* Mc!

Mc : see I told you

Lucifer : Hmm, that's rather impressive

Mc : Thanks, it's a trauma response

Lucifier : It's a what...