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It was dinnertime in the House of Lamentation. Conversation petered out as everyone focused on the hot food in front of them, leaving a quiet lull interrupted only by clinking silverware.
“I’ve always wanted a traditional church wedding,” you said, entirely unprompted.
The clinking came to a stop as the seven brothers processed what you had just said. They turned their eyes towards you.
Beelzebub was the first to break the silence despite his mouth full of food. “Huh?”
“I just always thought it would be nice. A quaint wedding in a nice little church. Maybe a chapel.”
Leviathan briefly choked on what he was chewing.
“Oh I totally get it!” Asmodeus empathized. “Rows of pews with white flowers, those high arched ceilings, the evening light of the human world sun shining on us through a beautiful stained glass window as we kiss? Oh!” He clutched his shoulders, “it gives me chills just imagining it!”
“Asmo, we can’t enter churches,” Satan stated matter-of-factly. The knife handle gripped in his fist started to bend.
“Hah!? What? Lucifer, is that true?” Mammon slammed his fork down and just about jumped out of his chair as he shouted at the oldest.
“Sit down, Mammon.” Lucifer rubbed his temple and tried to perform damage control before the inevitable headache set in. “What brought this on suddenly?” he asked you.
Keeping a straight face was immensely difficult but you pulled it off. “I was just thinking about weddings and stuff, y’know. It’d be nice. Ever since I was little I thought a church wed-”
Belphegor interjected with “You’re not even that religious.”
A flood of complaints washed over the table as everyone started loudly protesting.
“You… You’re not allowed to get married anywhere without me!” Leviathan shouted.
“Does it have to be a church? What about a restaurant instead?” Beel suggested, looking worried. “I know a lot of pretty ones.”
“We could build a mock church in a studio and get married there,” Asmo fantasized. “The stained glass could be you and me as cherubs, we can ask Luke to be the flower boy. He’d be so cute in a little tux!”
“You wouldn’t even need a ceremony with me,” Belphegor said. “If you really want one, we can have it outdoors under the stars.”
Satan’s knife was bent at a 90-degree angle. “What a stupid thing to say. Libraries are just as quiet and nice as churches. Probably. They sure suit you better than a church.”
“The restaurants also have in-house catering,” Beel continued.
“That ain’t gonna happen!” Mammon bounced his knee, shaking the entire table as he lamented, “I ain’t lettin’ my human get married in some church! We can go anywhere you want! Anywhere else!”
”There’s a church in my game!” Leviathan gasped. He thought an in-game wedding would be just as good as a real one. “I can show you! We can go now! Lets make you a character!”
Lucifer cleared his throat once. Then twice. The third time was a warning that got lost amid all of the whining. “Enough,” he finally growled. The room went silent for him. “You’re not getting married in a church. End of discussion.”
“Oh.” Weird of him to decide that on his own, but you were at your limit. A wide grin had already spread across your face. “Yeah, ok. By the way this roast you made is delicious.”
#bonus points for MCs who are absolutely not religious at all or who are a religion other than catholic/christian#MC causing mischief for no reason#I was raised in a different religion in an area with no churches so I have no idea what the difference is between a church and a chapel#one's smaller maybe? one's part of the other?#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#obey me drabble#obey me scenario#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me headcanon#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me lucifer#obey me x reader#obey me satan#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#obey me fic#obey me brothers#obey me headcanons#obey me mc#obey me fanfic
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One of the Brothers: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*
MC: *slaps the hand away* no, it’s Holy Week
#obey me#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me nonsense#obey me catholic mc#obey me demon brothers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor
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"Micheal. Who is that child?" You ask from the doorway where the Archangel and a pale girl bead rosary necklaces. You blink slowly as Michael turns his head to you and grabs the child into a hug.
"Her name is Luce. I would die for her." He says with all the might of the Celestial Realm itself.
"Ciao!" The girl grins, she looks like a Catholic Coraline, with a muddy yellow raincoat and bright blue hair to match.
"Huh."
Noticing your confusion Michael hums, "She's Italian, MC. She's also my new favourite person ever."
The girl just hums and continues her rosary making activity, counting ten beads before carefully bringing them through the string. Michael watches in adoration, looking five seconds away from whipping out the adoption papers.
He grabs his DDD, muttering something about 'getting his duolingo game on' and 'polishing up that Italian'.
You whistle and slowly back away, you might have pacts with all Seven Lords of Hell, and have Solomon the Wise, Barbatos, the Grim Reaper and the literal Prince of Hell wrapped around your finger, but Luce has the power of God and Anime on her side.
Finally, a worthy opponent. You just need to find out how to adopt her from Michael, and also start up a duolingo course in Italian.
#hi! *summons a catholic anime girl*#hi! *casually makes luce apart of the obey me universe*#hi! *imagine obm lucifers reaction to luce*#i love luce she is my daughter now (i am 15)#anyway gng how are you all today#i for one am good but eepy es em haytch#remember to drink water and eat food#obey me mc#obey me michael#obey me x reader#obey me imagines#obey me shall we date#obey me fluff#obey me swd
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simeon, who tells himself that your soul will go to heaven. he tells himself that when your time comes, he will be able to greet you in the celestial realm, that he will smile at your halo and caress your white wings.
simeon, who hates the truth.
simeon, who knows that from your pacts on your skin - symbols of not even indulgence, flat out ownership of the seven sins - that you will be cast down to the bowels of hell. he knows that your soul will end up in one of the circles, where you will be punished for eternity, while he is supposed to turn a blind eye.
simeon, who can’t help but fantasize, but wish, but pray, that he could protect you in heaven. he dreams about hiding you in a forgotten corner of the celestial realm. he dreams about laying next to you in the plains, bodies concealed by the always blooming flowers.
simeon, who dreams about holding you.
simeon, who wishes he could kiss you.
simeon, who prays that he could be free to love you.
without the judgmental eyes of Him along his back.
#simeon#poster child of catholic guilt#i'll write a fic expanding on this#(hopefully that's not a lie)#(i just procrastinate)#(then give up)#ANYWAYS#simeon obey me#obey me simeon#obey me#obey me shall we date#omswd#obey me nightbringer#nightbringer#omn#omnb#simeon x reader#simeon x gn reader#simeon x mc#simeon x you#simeon x y/n#i hate tagging for this game istg#fic#original#My writing#waba writing
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The “brother in christ” thing gets even better when you consider that Jesus probably wasn’t even born at the time the brothers fell in Nightbringer lol
According to some religious texts that are not necessarily canonical to the Bible, but are still held in high regard (ie. Dante’s Divine Comedy) like Paradise Lost, Jesus was already around in Heaven when Lucifer was still an Angel, and part of the reason Lucifer fell was because Jesus was the one who was going to die for humanity. Lucifer wanted to do it for the glory, while Jesus wanted to do it out of love for humanity.
ANYWAY, none of that is really canon in Obey Me, but fucking imagine-
Mammon: Okay so what’s happening with Jesus over in the Human World?
Belphegor: I mean… something pissed him off, he’s flipping tables.
Mammon: Wait what?!
Beelzebub: Yeah, he caught a bunch of merchants in the Temple selling stuff and now he’s yelling.
Belphegor: Wait… merchants? (*turns to Mammon*) HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PISS OFF JESUS?! HE’S LITERALLY THE MOST CHILL MOTHERFUCKER-
Lucifer: Mammon’s sin and scumminess can break even the most patient of men, it seems.
Mammon: Heheheheh… *sweats*
#Jesus was low key a sass machine ngl#one of the most entertaining parts of my Catholic upbringing was hearing the priests read out the Bible in a way that made Jesus seem sassy#obey me#obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date#asks#ask#anon#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me Beelzebub#Obey me Belphegor
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Nightbringer is so funny bc if diavolo didn’t threaten to send us back to the human world(idk of that happens I’ve only heard) Lilith would still he here no? I don’t think she would be like a baby when they said she was reborn as a human I just assume they just put her in the world and erased her memories but she was probably reborn as a child and grew up. But she would still be around meaning that it would be so incredibly far into the past because even they had a hard time tracing MC’s lineage😭 so imagine going back to like a time before lightbulbs were invented. Absolutely the FUCK NOT!!! I could not for a second live as a small sickly Victorian child no way I would be able to survive watching people Live in their own filth😭🤢 I’m sorry i’m not witnessing slavery or the black plague Dia has me all the way fucked up I’m too spoiled by modern technology like socks and hoodies
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me x black reader#obey me nightbringer#nightbringer lucifer#nightbringer spoilers#om! nightbringer#nightbringer mc#nightbringer diavolo#Barbados you better take my ass home now!!#I think I would actually change the course of history#if you put me in there and I’m watching slavery happen in like real time#I am going to overthrow the Catholic Church and change Christianity and Catholicschism as we know it#i’m going to start killing priests#I’m so serious telling people to shoot Christopher Columbus on site don’t even let them step foot on America#get gone!!!#like they didn’t take baths I know they smell bad🤢#they have a bouquet of flowers at weddings because those used to be onions#to disguise the smell of how bad people smelled because weddings used to take place in the summer#and these people haven’t discovered soap yet so onions#I would literally be throwing up so quickly#And if we have a canon Lilith design I need that white women to protect me#ain’t no way
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#smthns possessing me rn#i couldn't draw for weeks and now this???#anywayyy#favorite flavor of character rn is inhuman twink with catholic guilt /hj#but i do love them vvm#i was doing this for a meme but idk how to draw the rest of this bc i like it this way sm#elliot rambles#wip art#avatar of despair#mc elliot#obey me oc
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if someone took a peek into my mind this past week, they’d think im some scorned ex-catholic nun with a vendetta against the almighty or some shit but no 😭😭😭😭 im just terminally simeon-brained and he’s making me go absolutely fucking bonkers
fr looking up shit like the “nephilim” and “hierarchy of angels” and I’ve only tasted a communion wafer once in my whole life
(STILL HAVEN’T REDOWNLOADED THE GAME IM STILL WINNINGGGGG🤩🤩🍾🍾💎💎💰💰💵💸🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🏆🏆🥇)
#like no joke this bitch (WHO WEARS A BACKLESS SKIMPY LEOTARD UNDER HIS SUIT PANTS??) has me ACTUALLY looking up fucking#(((traditional catholic wedding vows))) LIKE WHAT?😭😭😭#bro doesn’t even know how to switch to the front cam on his phone and he’s got me LOOKING UP SCRIPTURE BRO‼️#send help#simeon#obey me#obey me simeon#om! simeon#simeon x mc#<<< these bitches r actively ki😂lling me (expect so much dumb au stuff in the following weeks)
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currently losing my mind over the idea of a very catholic-raised mc getting sent to the devildom for the exchange student program. they don't even have to be religious because when you're raised super catholic some stuff sticks.
now picture this:
mc is sent to the devildom and in their pocket is a travel-sized prayer book and a wooden rosary blessed by a priest. these are things that never leave their pocket not because they're personally religious, but because their parents would throw a fit if they don't carry it with them.
their first reaction to seeing the student council? not very good.
lucifer: welcome to the devildom. you are out exchange student from the human world and--
mc: sorry but could you repeat that?
lucifer: what.
mc: i'm so sorry but i think i'm hearing things-- didyoujustsayi'minthedevildom?!!
mc: oh my god i'm in hell i'm in hell oh my god what did i do to deserve this i mean the worst thing i've ever done was shoplift a magazine and i returned it! oh please tell me this is a joke please please tell me this is just a silly daydream that i'm having while asleep during mass i'm so sorry father garcia i'll never sleep through your service ever again even if you bring up your ex-wife--
diavolo, visibly upset: ...
lucifer, visibly pissed: ENOUGH [transforms into demon form] YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ALL OF 5 MINUTES AND YOU ALREADY PROVE TO BE IN--
mc: AHHHHHH A DEMON [whips out prayer book and throws the rosary at lucifer before he can grab them] ourfatherinheavenhallowedbethynamethykingdomcomethywillbedone
lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK.
lucifer: STOP DOING THAT.
#this is funny to me#oh god its so funny to me#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me imagines#mc is reluctantly catholic in this one#the rosary burns not bc it was blessed by a priest but bc mc threw it very hard at lucifer's face
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I founded it!!
The plague that almost kill Solomon!
The three days plague in Jerusalem
13So Gad went to David and said to him, “Shall there come on you three b years of famine in your land? Or three months of fleeing from your enemies while they pursue you? Or three days of plague in your land? Now then, think it over and decide how I should answer the one who sent me.”
14David said to Gad, “I am in deep distress. Let us fall into the hands of the Lord, for his mercy is great; but do not let me fall into human hands.”
15So the Lord sent a plague on Israel from that morning until the end of the time designated, and seventy thousand of the people from Dan to Beersheba died. 16When the angel stretched out his hand to destroy Jerusalem, the Lord relented concerning the disaster and said to the angel who was afflicting the people, “Enough! Withdraw your hand.” The angel of the Lord was then at the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite.
17When David saw the angel who was striking down the people, he said to the Lord, “I have sinned; I, the shepherd, c have done wrong. These are but sheep. What have they done? Let your hand fall on me and my family.”
It was a punishment to his father, king David...
2 Samuel 24 if someone wants to read
#I've never read so much the bible when I was catholic...#i didn't understand a thing but is 5 am so i will read all that later#if it has to be with rats I'm gonna die#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#obey me lore#obey me solomon
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a post about a fic idea i will never write for lack of time and patience
imagine if michael really is nightbringer and Sky Daddy gets tired of him playing the villain in mc's demonic nancy drew adventure so literal *DIVINE INTERVENTION* is what sends mc back to their present... but at a cost.
they pop back up during a council meeting (totally not discussing how to next try to find mc and rescue them since solomon is taking forever)
lighting quick one of the brothers grabs mc to pull them in for a hug
mc: "no! don't" *squeezes eyes shut and screams, clutching their head*
when their eyes reopen they're a glowing iridescent white
mc?: "SAMAEL, IT IS TIME YOU RETURNED TO ME. GATHER THE OTHERS AND ASCEND TO MY SIDE ONCE MORE. DO THIS AND AS A GIFT FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE, YOU MAY KEEP THE MORTAL."
mc collapses, comatose into the arms of whomstever grabbed them first.
you, yes *you*, should write this and tag me so i can read it
#obey me nightbringer#obey me headcanons#obey me#obm#lucifer obey me#obey me fanfic#may your creative juices flow#sky daddy has so many errant children#i say as a childhood catholic
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Catholic!MC: I’m a Catholic
Satan: *frowns*
Catholic!MC: I’m a CATholic
Satan: 😊
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Catholic MC gets sent into hell! Maybe it was clickbait!! (part three)!!!
introduction, part one, part two, part three (you are here)
content warnings: implied AFAB MC, they/them pronouns used, ambiguous ending? kinda short
The council room was once more enveloped in an awkward silence. Lucifer barely masks the distate in his eyes as MC utters the words.
Beel, stops munching on his snack, giving a sad but innocent (or as innocent as a demon can be) smile, "His name's Belphie... well...Belphegor but we call him Belphie...He's up in the human world right now for his exchange program...so you wont be seeing him I don't think."
MC nods absentmindedly, Lucifer, for being the Avatar of the Gays...(Pride joke) was acting kinda sus. (gay joke)...either way, this was fever dream inducing.
Simeon smiles awkwardly, something felt...off.
Lucifer clears his throat..."Anyway, Mammon will be responsible for taking care of you." He says practically thrusting Mammon in Mc's face, which made sense seeing as the tan demon in question was trying to book it.
"Nuhuh!"
"Yuhuh." Lucifer mutters under his breath.
"Nuhuh!" MC chimes in.
"Shut up both of you!" Satan says, knowing him having an 'outburst' would stress Lucifer out more. He wasn't actually annoyed, in fact, he was quite amused.
MC looks around at the Demons, Angels and very shady man that's definitely from France and thus cannot be trusted. (Solomon is in no way french, and is offended by that notion.)
"Okay...Sorry for freaking out earlier...." MC mumbles to the group embarassedly.
"You're fine! No harm was done" Diavolo reassures them, though Simeon still can't shake the feeling.
And that's fair enough, as up above, above the shining ever-present Devildom Moon, above the ever changing realm of the humans, above their fluffy clouds and shiny sun, in the Celestial realm a certain Archangel kept watch, watching his brothers, both estranged and un, the Devildom Prince and Butler, as well as the shadiest man he has ever met (who is not french apparently) and a small, fragile human.
He was omnipresent, a fly on the wall if you may, careful not to move lest the Prince or the Butler notice him. Shouldn't've prayed to him so much in such a short span of time, little lamb.
After all, we all have our skeletons in our closets, perhaps in our attics, too.
#obey me headcanons#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me imagines#obey me x catholic reader#obey me michael#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me mc#obey me belphegor
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me reading and being interested in demonology while casually listening to ghost and plays genshin and obey me (i have a religious family (they are roman catholic))
#genshin#genshin impact#demonology#ghost#ghost band#obey me#lord help my soul#why am i like this#am i going to hell#also#did i mention that i also go to a#catholic school?#roman catholic#agnostic
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Did you hear about the priest the Pope fired over his pro-life political tweets
Yes oh my gosh the whole thing bothers me. The priest who was dismissed is Frank Pavone, the director of the pro life organization Priests for Life. But he actually wasn't dismissed for his pro life work, at least officially. The official reasons given on the Vatican document was for blasphemous comments online and disobedience to his Bishop (which broke canon law). The whole thing is a mess, because the blasphemous comments was taking the Lord's name in vain (which he regretted right afterwards and confessed), and the disobedience was due to him getting involved in a political campaign (Trump's, to be specific) without his Bishop's permission. Both of which are bad things, but I don't actually think they're worthy of defrocking (unless there's a lot of disobedience over the years that we don't know about), especially since he went to confession for his comments. His pro life work with Priests for Life, aside from the Trump campaign, was never an issue. That's where Frank Pavone is making so many mistakes. That's what he's saying, not Pope Francis or the Bishops. And after his dismissal, instead of accepting his superiors decision or seeking a way to figure something out that involved talking to the Vatican respectfully, he became very vocal about continuing to be disobedient, disrespecting the Vatican's decision (calling it "just a piece of paper") more or less attacking some US Bishops, claiming that "the next Pope with reinstate me", and calling everyone who doesn't 100% support him an abortion supporting democrat. He was, even, in the beginning, still referring to himself as "Father" and having Mass, but I believe he has since stopped that. I do not believe that his dismissal from the priesthood was right for the reasons given, especially when apparently he didn't hear anything at all from anyone before the letter was written, but he is going about this the wrong way, and actually is causing some schism within his followers. The comments under his tweets are horrendous. So many Catholics are asking him to leave the Church and start his own, and Frank, as far as I've seen, hasn't said anything regarding them either way. I no longer keep up on the story too much, so I may not have all the information, but I've definitely heard enough to know it's a dumpster fire, people are being sketchy on both sides, and my mental health will benefit from ignoring it. There was also something, and I'm not sure if this has anything to do with his dismissal, but I guess back in 2016 he used the body of an aborted baby in a Trump ad, and as far as I've seen, he hasn't said where or how he got it. That's pretty much when I stopped following the story. Human beings deserve better than being used for political gain.
#a lot of his followers are also referencing padre pio and how he was treated similarly by his superiors and#'look where he is now fr frank youre on tge path to sainthood'#but padre pio obeyed his superiors and didn't publicly disrespect them#this whole thing made me realize what everyone means when they talk about 'american catholics'
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Here's the 3rd part of Rosella's character lore drop
Sorry not sorry Mammon but you weren't Rosella's first. She had her first real boyfriend before her arrival as a human exchange student in the Devildom.
And the rest they say is history...
#obey me fanart#ex catholic#obey me mc#obey me shall we date#religious trauma#character lore#lore drop#the rest they say is history
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