#obey me catholic

[mcx7demonbros]

One of the Brothers: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*

MC: *slaps the hand away* no, it’s Holy Week

[irishmammonagenda]

"Micheal. Who is that child?" You ask from the doorway where the Archangel and a pale girl bead rosary necklaces. You blink slowly as Michael turns his head to you and grabs the child into a hug.

"Her name is Luce. I would die for her." He says with all the might of the Celestial Realm itself.

"Ciao!" The girl grins, she looks like a Catholic Coraline, with a muddy yellow raincoat and bright blue hair to match.

"Huh."

Noticing your confusion Michael hums, "She's Italian, MC. She's also my new favourite person ever."

The girl just hums and continues her rosary making activity, counting ten beads before carefully bringing them through the string. Michael watches in adoration, looking five seconds away from whipping out the adoption papers.

He grabs his DDD, muttering something about 'getting his duolingo game on' and 'polishing up that Italian'.

You whistle and slowly back away, you might have pacts with all Seven Lords of Hell, and have Solomon the Wise, Barbatos, the Grim Reaper and the literal Prince of Hell wrapped around your finger, but Luce has the power of God and Anime on her side.

Finally, a worthy opponent. You just need to find out how to adopt her from Michael, and also start up a duolingo course in Italian.

[dirwael]

simeon, who tells himself that your soul will go to heaven. he tells himself that when your time comes, he will be able to greet you in the celestial realm, that he will smile at your halo and caress your white wings.

simeon, who hates the truth.

simeon, who knows that from your pacts on your skin - symbols of not even indulgence, flat out ownership of the seven sins - that you will be cast down to the bowels of hell. he knows that your soul will end up in one of the circles, where you will be punished for eternity, while he is supposed to turn a blind eye.

simeon, who can’t help but fantasize, but wish, but pray, that he could protect you in heaven. he dreams about hiding you in a forgotten corner of the celestial realm. he dreams about laying next to you in the plains, bodies concealed by the always blooming flowers.

simeon, who dreams about holding you.

simeon, who wishes he could kiss you.

simeon, who prays that he could be free to love you.

without the judgmental eyes of Him along his back.

[absolutepokemontrash]

The “brother in christ” thing gets even better when you consider that Jesus probably wasn’t even born at the time the brothers fell in Nightbringer lol

According to some religious texts that are not necessarily canonical to the Bible, but are still held in high regard (ie. Dante’s Divine Comedy) like Paradise Lost, Jesus was already around in Heaven when Lucifer was still an Angel, and part of the reason Lucifer fell was because Jesus was the one who was going to die for humanity. Lucifer wanted to do it for the glory, while Jesus wanted to do it out of love for humanity.

ANYWAY, none of that is really canon in Obey Me, but fucking imagine-

Mammon: Okay so what’s happening with Jesus over in the Human World?

Belphegor: I mean… something pissed him off, he’s flipping tables.

Mammon: Wait what?!

Beelzebub: Yeah, he caught a bunch of merchants in the Temple selling stuff and now he’s yelling.

Belphegor: Wait… merchants? (*turns to Mammon*) HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PISS OFF JESUS?! HE’S LITERALLY THE MOST CHILL MOTHERFUCKER-

Lucifer: Mammon’s sin and scumminess can break even the most patient of men, it seems.

Mammon: Heheheheh… *sweats*

[saitamastamaticsoup]

Nightbringer is so funny bc if diavolo didn’t threaten to send us back to the human world(idk of that happens I’ve only heard) Lilith would still he here no? I don’t think she would be like a baby when they said she was reborn as a human I just assume they just put her in the world and erased her memories but she was probably reborn as a child and grew up. But she would still be around meaning that it would be so incredibly far into the past because even they had a hard time tracing MC’s lineage😭 so imagine going back to like a time before lightbulbs were invented. Absolutely the FUCK NOT!!! I could not for a second live as a small sickly Victorian child no way I would be able to survive watching people Live in their own filth😭🤢 I’m sorry i’m not witnessing slavery or the black plague Dia has me all the way fucked up I’m too spoiled by modern technology like socks and hoodies

[cephydeluxe]

if someone took a peek into my mind this past week, they’d think im some scorned ex-catholic nun with a vendetta against the almighty or some shit but no 😭😭😭😭 im just terminally simeon-brained and he’s making me go absolutely fucking bonkers

fr looking up shit like the “nephilim” and “hierarchy of angels” and I’ve only tasted a communion wafer once in my whole life

(STILL HAVEN’T REDOWNLOADED THE GAME IM STILL WINNINGGGGG🤩🤩🍾🍾💎💎💰💰💵💸🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🏆🏆🥇)

[bnon360spin]

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[amasiusblog]

currently losing my mind over the idea of a very catholic-raised mc getting sent to the devildom for the exchange student program. they don't even have to be religious because when you're raised super catholic some stuff sticks.

now picture this:

mc is sent to the devildom and in their pocket is a travel-sized prayer book and a wooden rosary blessed by a priest. these are things that never leave their pocket not because they're personally religious, but because their parents would throw a fit if they don't carry it with them.

their first reaction to seeing the student council? not very good.

lucifer: welcome to the devildom. you are out exchange student from the human world and--

mc: sorry but could you repeat that?

lucifer: what.

mc: i'm so sorry but i think i'm hearing things-- didyoujustsayi'minthedevildom?!!

mc: oh my god i'm in hell i'm in hell oh my god what did i do to deserve this i mean the worst thing i've ever done was shoplift a magazine and i returned it! oh please tell me this is a joke please please tell me this is just a silly daydream that i'm having while asleep during mass i'm so sorry father garcia i'll never sleep through your service ever again even if you bring up your ex-wife--

diavolo, visibly upset: ...

lucifer, visibly pissed: ENOUGH [transforms into demon form] YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ALL OF 5 MINUTES AND YOU ALREADY PROVE TO BE IN--

mc: AHHHHHH A DEMON [whips out prayer book and throws the rosary at lucifer before he can grab them] ourfatherinheavenhallowedbethynamethykingdomcomethywillbedone

lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK.

lucifer: STOP DOING THAT.

[acaribeau]

I founded it!!

The plague that almost kill Solomon!

The three days plague in Jerusalem

13So Gad went to David and said to him, “Shall there come on you three b years of famine in your land? Or three months of fleeing from your enemies while they pursue you? Or three days of plague in your land? Now then, think it over and decide how I should answer the one who sent me.”

14David said to Gad, “I am in deep distress. Let us fall into the hands of the Lord, for his mercy is great; but do not let me fall into human hands.”

15So the Lord sent a plague on Israel from that morning until the end of the time designated, and seventy thousand of the people from Dan to Beersheba died. 16When the angel stretched out his hand to destroy Jerusalem, the Lord relented concerning the disaster and said to the angel who was afflicting the people, “Enough! Withdraw your hand.” The angel of the Lord was then at the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite.

17When David saw the angel who was striking down the people, he said to the Lord, “I have sinned; I, the shepherd, c have done wrong. These are but sheep. What have they done? Let your hand fall on me and my family.”

It was a punishment to his father, king David...

2 Samuel 24 if someone wants to read

[mcx7demonbros]

Catholic!MC: I’m a Catholic

Satan: *frowns*

Catholic!MC: I’m a CATholic

Satan: 😊

[irishmammonagenda]

Catholic MC gets sent into hell! Maybe it was clickbait!! (part three)!!!

introduction, part one, part two, part three (you are here)

content warnings: implied AFAB MC, they/them pronouns used, ambiguous ending? kinda short

The council room was once more enveloped in an awkward silence. Lucifer barely masks the distate in his eyes as MC utters the words.

Beel, stops munching on his snack, giving a sad but innocent (or as innocent as a demon can be) smile, "His name's Belphie... well...Belphegor but we call him Belphie...He's up in the human world right now for his exchange program...so you wont be seeing him I don't think."

MC nods absentmindedly, Lucifer, for being the Avatar of the Gays...(Pride joke) was acting kinda sus. (gay joke)...either way, this was fever dream inducing.

Simeon smiles awkwardly, something felt...off.

Lucifer clears his throat..."Anyway, Mammon will be responsible for taking care of you." He says practically thrusting Mammon in Mc's face, which made sense seeing as the tan demon in question was trying to book it.

"Nuhuh!"

"Yuhuh." Lucifer mutters under his breath.

"Nuhuh!" MC chimes in.

"Shut up both of you!" Satan says, knowing him having an 'outburst' would stress Lucifer out more. He wasn't actually annoyed, in fact, he was quite amused.

MC looks around at the Demons, Angels and very shady man that's definitely from France and thus cannot be trusted. (Solomon is in no way french, and is offended by that notion.)

"Okay...Sorry for freaking out earlier...." MC mumbles to the group embarassedly.

"You're fine! No harm was done" Diavolo reassures them, though Simeon still can't shake the feeling.

And that's fair enough, as up above, above the shining ever-present Devildom Moon, above the ever changing realm of the humans, above their fluffy clouds and shiny sun, in the Celestial realm a certain Archangel kept watch, watching his brothers, both estranged and un, the Devildom Prince and Butler, as well as the shadiest man he has ever met (who is not french apparently) and a small, fragile human.

He was omnipresent, a fly on the wall if you may, careful not to move lest the Prince or the Butler notice him. Shouldn't've prayed to him so much in such a short span of time, little lamb.

After all, we all have our skeletons in our closets, perhaps in our attics, too.

[thecherrypitpie]

a post about a fic idea i will never write for lack of time and patience

imagine if michael really is nightbringer and Sky Daddy gets tired of him playing the villain in mc's demonic nancy drew adventure so literal *DIVINE INTERVENTION* is what sends mc back to their present... but at a cost.

they pop back up during a council meeting (totally not discussing how to next try to find mc and rescue them since solomon is taking forever)

lighting quick one of the brothers grabs mc to pull them in for a hug

mc: "no! don't" *squeezes eyes shut and screams, clutching their head*

when their eyes reopen they're a glowing iridescent white

mc?: "SAMAEL, IT IS TIME YOU RETURNED TO ME. GATHER THE OTHERS AND ASCEND TO MY SIDE ONCE MORE. DO THIS AND AS A GIFT FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE, YOU MAY KEEP THE MORTAL."

mc collapses, comatose into the arms of whomstever grabbed them first.

you, yes *you*, should write this and tag me so i can read it

[magical-girl-rose]

Here's the 3rd part of Rosella's character lore drop

Sorry not sorry Mammon but you weren't Rosella's first. She had her first real boyfriend before her arrival as a human exchange student in the Devildom.

And the rest they say is history...

[diahsthings]

I mean I play and am obsessed with Obey Me. Literally wanting to fuck these demons. Yeah lady. I love demons. I would love to have all of the brothers and royals around my table.

But it's hilarious people out here caring that much about other people's religion. It's fun to mess with them too.

This is so fucking funny

[monicascot]

Elite University Indoctrinated Me Into The Woke Social Justice Cult | Woke Up

Kiyah Willis was indoctrinated into Critical Social Justice. Being a non-binary black female gave her special status in what she describes this intersectionality as the Olympics of victimization. For years she thought biological sex had no bearing on their gender identification

[mcx7demonbros]

Ash Wednesday, by Julian Falat, 1881.

Have a blessed Ash Wednesday! Remember thou art dust, and unto dust thou shalt return.