#oHHH mt fucking god

[spaciebabie]

springtrap but he has claws and he slowwwwwly sinks them into youi while holdoing you close purring softly hes not eveb truing ta hurt you on ourpose justtrying ta keep you as close as possible and get you ta stay put for just a few more seconds oohohohhh ohhh hospital hostpital hospital. emergency room hospital

[29121996]

glee does irreversible damagd to my brain

[hotboyfreighttrain]

what if km nonbinary WHAT IF I PIT A FTM STICKER ON MY ED JOURNAL AND NOW THE JOURNAL IS RUIND!!!!!!? I JUST SAW ANOTHER ED PAGE AND ALL THE WKMEN WERE SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT WGAAAAT!!!! WHAT IF IM DJUST DOING IT TO REBEL NO IM NOTOTTTTT!!!! im not doing it to rebel because i am .iam a man and i always woll be from these past years forward and if tgat is the label then that is ghe label i do NOT FIT IN ANY BOXES ALL THE BOXES ARE NAMED MARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A BOY!!!!!!

but all ive placed my willingness to be a boy is from reading mlm fanfiction sonce i was 12... HARD GAY fanfiction . what if i just grew from that environment th

inking boys love is pure and beautiful it is but what if one day i decide to be an alien then what then what marker would i put on my lisence huh i cant just go out ajd say hey guys im nb now loooollllllll no i am he him .. i am he him and i woll die in this country as a hehim guy do you catch my drift lemel layo

i get so pisy at myself sometkmes i hate on women for NO REASON THATS SO BAD OF ME!!! its all internal of course . what if im trying to deny the little girl in side of me she cant come out.... every time i type a message in third person and mispell he to she i think its a sign from the unievrse saying what i am.... what if one day i dotn want to be a twink.... boy life seems so rigid

.... no i dont want to be some tiktok stereotypical trans man mockery page named frog kai ribbit fucking no i dont want to do any of that!!!!!!! maybe im non binary .. NO OOOO!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO LOOK LOKE WHATS ON SOCIAL MEDIA yes i do actually because everyone there is so pretty how do they have all that money thats insane .. of course they have begrr jobs than me dont even get me started on that BOYFRIEND reels fhe i feel so insecure about it but now there is a rage in mt hrart that can only be relinquished with the blod of a steait white man with a couple hunneds....

boy life seems so rigid in my head but why does it appear that way to me i dont know maybe its because i live in a christian family yea gods always watching NO idgaf about god i dont care i think that whole relgiion is the downfall of human american society i stand on that rock sorrreyyyyy lolllll but i keep it to myself of course hahaa yes but anwuah i feel like being a boy yes mmasculinity in one neat box but fwmininty in a larger one i just see shit on social media with either big thifhsd women NO I DONT CARE FOR THAT!!!!!!! i gooooooddddfff no i know masuclinity isnt in a box but I CANT HELP TJINKING THAT WAY !!!!!!!! IM TRYING TO STOP and yes i have gotten quite into beinf more acceprivng than what i was in like ninth grade yes i am not perfect yes and living in the reddest most worst GEORGIA ITS FUCKING GEORGIA GEROGIA IS THE WORST STATE TO LIVE IN IF YOU WANT TO BE SLIVHTLY LEFT!!!!! I AM TIRED OF LIVING INT EHS SOUTH yeah hahahaa ohhh country accent YES I HAVE ONE BUT AT WHAT COST!!!!!!

I STILL HAVE INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA IM TRYING TO GET RID OF I FEEL SO ASHAMED ADMITTING THAT

i canthellp feeling worried YES ITS WORRIED NOT HATE ITS JUST A CRINGING WORRY no please men please no ladies dknt kiss in this state please i dont want anyone lookign at you with hate please donntt its becayse these stupid principles they drilled into me. look at me fucking now they literally shamed me for being lgbt since sixth grade get on my fucking level why would you do that to me dad fuck you ughh i love you dad i hate your wife i wish i had really done what you said i was gonna do yeah you know what im fucking talking about you bitch noo no yeah go to the osych ward IT WAS BETTER THAN HOME

i am hidden in this cage uughhhhh heelpopp what if when ig et out i realize i just did it to find sanctuary with the people on my phone THE ONLY REASON I STARTED WANTING TO BE A BOY WAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT MIGUEL OHARA WAS SO PRETTY AND I WANTED TO BE THAT NOT JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE A BOY yes i do want to be a boy but also i feel i am not fit to be 100 percent boy okay iam letting all my thoughts drain out right now so i can not pick them up later do you catch my drift do you catch it catch like the ballwtih the drift ohhhhhhh lolll yes maybe not one hundred percent boy yes but i dont want to yknow actually i think the reason i think this is because of all the we hate men and men do not interact shit on here

because i feel i am predatory following moots and the. posting shit . what. one day i am going to crash kut and do soemthing bad huh twhats gonna happen then NO im not gonna hurt anybody lolllll i dont do that i have self control i hurt myself not others trigger wanrning lollllllll no i do not want to associate with men in my gender identity no yes i actually do so fuck that but i feel bad when i see so many rape statistics i feel so bad i feel gross and sad when women do the whole women empowerment no i just want the attention on me the man not transgender man just me MEEEE JUST ME the man not transgender . i am nto trans im a cis man all along yeah???? no htrickes you but the things id do to be a southern magellan shorts southern row boy ohhh my god my mouth is salivATINGGGGG PLEAAAASEEEEE I NEED T SO BADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

came to be a boy cause i liekd miguel ohara what the fuck kind of reason is that i mean no it makes sense in the end i always played the boyish role no its because i liked fucking gay fanficiton in a poser lmaooo no im not thats so dumb why am i gaslighting myself its only because i love sabotaging ymself into thinking things km not woaaattt.... go figure...... telling myself repwatedly i hated myself in sixth frade then got a diagnosis woahh yeahp depression isnt a joke lolk where it got you marley look where it got you marley look where it tgot you marley look where it got you marley look where it got you marley

[daphwritesworld]

How do you think R lets Keira & Leah know she’s “in the mood” or “needs them”? How does each of them react to R?

I don’t see R flat out asking, but besides the teasing, maybe they both can’t in the moment or want to see how much they can break her.. from all the other asks, i can see the pouty tear filled eyes whimperings. moaning into the ear or crying because her clit hurts so much.

I can see during ovulation peak time, one time R needed both of them and more she couldn’t get enough. She begged to be filled up in both holes by her girls, and biting her lip giggling darkley moaning because it feels TOO god & her begging to be filled.. by both of them ;) (her gfs would simply pass away)

ohhh this is a good question!!

R is waaaay too shy to just straight up ask for them or to say she’s horny lol. that’s “too vulgar” as she says. i think she starts out with small things like wearing something she knows get them going. and if that doesn’t work she’ll move onto option 2. which is being a little extra handsy with her girls. running her nails against the back of their necks, down their arms, across their backs, and the last attempt always being up their thighs. and if that STILL doesn’t work? the pouty lips and teary eyes come out, and most of the time it’s accompanied with an attitude. one that has Leah and Keira looking at each other like “What did you do?!🤨” they’ll go straight to comforting R, but it only makes her cry harder. and isn’t until one of them sees how hard R is pressing her thighs other that the pieces start clicking. then they’re just laughing before leaning into the others ear to whisper the dirty little secret they’d just found out. then they’ll of course tease R about acting like a brat instead of just asking like a good girl. but she’s too shy!! can’t they just read her mind like she wants them to do? is that really so hard? R doesn’t think so😩

but oh god yeah…sometimes Leah and Keira can be in a particular cruel mood. one that has them pretending to be absolutely oblivious to the desperate need seeping out of their lovely little girlfriend. acting so dumb and clueless to the way her body and actions are screaming for a good fuck. and they’ll keep up that act, too. until R is breaking down and whimpering about how “it hurts! please please please make it better!” and how can they deny her anymore when she’s this wrecked? tears running down her face, eyes all blurry and filled with hot horny tears, and a pussy so wet she’s ruined not only her panties and her shorts…but also her girlfriends pants from where she leaked all over them when she tried to discreetly grind on their thighs a time or two.

PH MT GOD I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DOUBLE PENETRATION FOR THEM…and spoiler alert that is gonna be in part 2 of the fic 🤭 just a lil FYI to get you hyped for it. so i won’t go into too much detail here bc well…there gonna be a while fic about it soon 🤭

[askpsf]

do any of the main cast have any favorite food or drink.. :3?

:: 🦈 + 🐍

ill eat basically anything so i dont rlly think abt favorites but pineapple pizza EATS bro. best thing in burnett im so deadass. and i cant lie id kill for some mt dew rn i looove radiator fluid

You also like chocolate chip cookies! I remember that from foster care. They were a comfort food, right?

yea yea answer the question queermo

Says you! Anyway… hmm. I also haven’t thought about it a lot, actually. I guess I like bread? And cakes, any kind of baked sweet treat I guess. Now I want red velvet cupcakes…

drink?

Oh, um, peach tea. And iced tea in general, actually.

bunny’d have your head for that

Well she’s ancient!!! Iced tea is good.

:: 🧸

Oh, oh!! If there’s anything I miss eating most, it’s mamá’s homemade torrijas! That, and this one calamari dish from a restaurant mi papá used to take me to when I did well on a test… I remember they specialised in seafood, so I got to try the salmon a couple times, and that was also really good ^_^ maybe I just like seafood! And um, I like rootbear floats :3

:: 🐇 + 🐄

hmm. i remember i really liked this one specific kind of dumpling we used to buy. what were they called again?

gyoza ^w^

gyoza, that’s right. i like those. though i’m quite fond of most kinds of dumplings in general. and pierogis. i’d hope you don’t need me to tell you what my favourite drink is.

i liiikeee dad’s grilled cheeses :> and and and what theo said .. the spanish french toast things !!

torrijas.

yes !! and i like ummm choco milk orrr cassie’s homemade orange juice :3c

:: 🦇

ohhh my god i remember answering this on discord i think like aaaages ago 💀 i fucking love dakgangjeong dude it’s korean style fried chicken but i always have it with this like bright pink sauce i can never remember the name of ITS SO GOOD FUCKKK …. errmmm aside from that i would do anything for a plate of hotteok right now i miss that stuff so bad but we haven’t had it in ages 😭 and im a dr pepper girlie

[asterism-codex]

🦁 ; What is your current big obsession? 

Arcane. It's an honestly really good show and don't let it's connection to League of Legends (and it's community) deter you away from it. It has amazing story telling elements and it's one of those shows that you notice more and more details each time you rewatch it. Admittedly the second season has its flaws but it doesn't make love it any less. And the fact that I got a good third of my family (who are very much "cartoons are dumb and for kids") to watch it and they all agree tells me a lot.

Yesterday was Viktor's birthday but that's neither here or there.

League of Legends rant under cut cuz I answered the question but I want to ramble. Also Arcane spoilers so.

My favorite thing about Arcane and it becoming such a hit with the masses is that a lot of people are finally realizing how good League of Legends lore is. Like INSANELY GOOD. Like for all of you who watched arcane and are wondering just where the spinoff is going to be going, PLEASE LOOK INTO THE LORE.

Every character has their own story (hence they're legends) and every region has a PLETHRA of different elements to them.

There's Demacia, Ionia, Noxus, Targon, Bilgewater, Ixtal, Shurima, Camavor, The Shadow/Blessed Isles.

There's so much, I know, but look at the roster of characters and find one that peaks your interest. And go from there.

Do you hate Singed because out of everything in Arcane, HE was the one that came out WINNING? I'm so sorry but that's only the beginning. Ambessa opened Pandora's box but having him affiliated with Noxus and his crimes are only going to get worse.

And if none of the 100+ characters call out to you, then just go one region at a time, I promise everything branches off into one another.

Start off with Demacia and Noxus, their dichotomy and how they treat their people. The societal struggles that persist underneath Demacia's pristine image and what's continuing it. Noxus has very strong beginnings before the creation of the country (with two of my all time favorite characters, Mordekaiser and Swain) and even after it's creation, the lore and characters is so fucking juicy you might as well call it a rotisserie chicken.

Targon, my favorite region, has the religious conflict between the Solari and the Lunari (high-key its kinda fucked up 💀💀) and one of the most toxic wlw couples in the game. But I personally love the aspects, which are god-LIKE (because there are no real 'gods' in Runeterra, sure Riot) beings that reside at the top of the highest peak of Runeterra, Mt. Targon.

Another one of my beloved characters is named Zoe and she's the aspects of Twilight and she's VAGUE inspiration for Katsuki, my Ultimate Genius. In the way that like you gave incredibly power abilities to kids that really shouldn't have it. And OH MY GOD Zoe be up to some shit she really shouldn't be. Truly be fucking around with everything and everyone that she shouldn't be and she doesn't care because honestly she'd win the fight 💀. Her relationship with Aurelion Sol (THE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE) will never not be funny to me man I'm so sorry. We have a sassy cosmic dragon with powers beyond mortal comprehension that can create stars and planets with all of the power in his toe and he constantly getting toyed around by a kid with a good fraction of his power).

If you were to ask me what I think the spin off for Arcane should be, I'd be on bloodied knees begging and pleading for it to be in Ionia and centered around a character named

Jhin.

Truly a man that's so off the fucking rails in the most eloquent way possible like oh my god. And we could get such banger characters along with it if they're going off the comic series where his "brothers" Shen and Zed literally have to put aside their differences to make sure that mf gets put down like ohhh myyy gooood. And then we could possibly see HWEI the tortured, gothic paint mage whose so infatuated with Jhin's "art". Like holy hell I'd pay so much for a season about them.

And we don't even have to focus on Jhin for it to be in Ionia because it could be about the Noxian Invasion which was such a pivotal moment in that region's history that entire factions had to be created in its wake. Plus we'd be seeing Singed again :)

Another region with rich history and is just generally interesting is Shurima (and Icathia in tow). Characters like Azir are so incredibly well written and the Darkin lore is so cool and we have characters like Aatrox, Rhaast and Xolaani (they did her so dirty by not putting her in League I'm so sorry I love Naafiri but it should have been her).

I know I'm being hella vague but I'm going to leave it to yall to look deeper into the characters and lore as a whole. And if you're not into reading, Necrit is a content creator that does amazing summaries on the lore (he has a newer one for the Arcane fans that wanna get into it). But also, if you're looking for characters specific interactions, feel free to check out SkinSpotlight's Legends of Runeterra (their online CCG) which is chalk full of them and you get a lot of lore from it all.

[mangobubbletea7]

I’ve decided to share this important part of my life with you all. So I have an empty 5 gallon that my betta used to be in before I upgraded him to a bigger tank about a month ago and I’m finally getting that tank fully settled (meaning I’m cutting myself off from buying any more live plants for the tank LOL) but ohhh the brainrot I want to set it up downstairs and put in a new betta.

I know 5 gallons is semi-disputed, and that’s why I moved my boy who I have now up to a 10 (I hear in Europe the minimum is even considered like 15 gallons), but man I want another baby to have a happy home :( I want to pick one out and name them and treat them right and I see so many customers buying bettas they probably won’t do the proper research for and I can only tell them so much while they’re checking out,,,, I’m so tempted to just set it up and and get a betta for downstairs. I think I just want to have the experience of picking one out mainly because my friend who works with me found my betta I have now and brought him over to me to tempt me while I was working and I fell in love with him. Luckily he’s a pretty genetically hardy type for a long finned betta since other type of fins are more prone to sickness and infections but the type I got, half moon, I’ve read is probably one of the only two tail types that tend not to have extra issues (god I want a crowntail so bad but they can have extra health problems 😔), though he could still have the basic issues that pet store bettas and/or long finned betta can have to deal with.

But I just spent money and effort switching to my new tank I might as well just try to sell the 5 gallon and equipment and put the money towards a future 10 gallon purchase and put it off until I have more time to devote to setting it all up. Plus if I got a 10 gallon I could consider getting neocaridinia shrimp instead. Or even these cool ass bright blue finned guppies that this guy is breeding in San Francisco that I think are COOL as FUCK.

Anyway I didn’t think MTS (multi-tank syndrome) would get me, but I am Not Strong Enough, I want another tank O_O

[coelakanths]

at the beginning of the semester my spanish prof jokingly suggested talking to our pets in spanish for practice and now i can’t stop

[ethotv-archived]

gonna have a nap now GN

[toaarcan]

Of course.

You expected maybe someone else?

So beautiful. It’d be a shame to wake it, right?

Yeah, didn’t think that would work.

Archie! He’s... white. And dressed halfway like a normal person! Where’s the flamboyant wetsuit!?

His team is basically the same as Maxie’s, soooo...

Yeah.

Don’t feel too bad about it, I beat your ex three times over.

Unfortunately, he just uses the Orb anyway.

Or rather, it does it by itself.

And here we go.

Shitshitshit

Oh, we’re so screwed now.

And it dips too.

Womp womp.

Maxie shows up to throw stones in his glass house.

Also, Courtney’s here! This is the only time she appears in Emerald!

What will happen to the world if you dry up the fucking oceans?

Yeah, you tell him!

Heartbreaking: The dumbest person you know just made a great point.

And it’s hammering it down. Wonderful.

Noooooo!

Oh, and it’s boilingly sunny too. This is actually worse.

I think you did that.

Oh hey, Steven. Those dumbasses woke up two gods, now the world’s going to hell. The usual.

Yeah, probably.

So that’s where we’ll find them.

Ma’am, do you mind, I’m trying to stop the apocalypse here.

Oh hell.

I don’t think we can get in the way of that.

Little late for that, Archie.

Got a plan?

I think “respected” is the more apt term.

The Cave of Origin! In the originals, it’s home to Groudon or Kyogre, but Emerald instead as Wallace in here, ahead of the trip further west to find Rayquaza.

It’s also a much shorter dungeon.

Oh yeah, this game randomly promoted Wallace to the championship, and thus replaces him as gym leader with a second Water-type user with an incredibly similar team.

Why, exactly?

Ah, I see. We can hasten our deaths by adding a third giant unstoppable monster to the battle.

Ohhh... so we’re telling their mum about them fighting?

Well that’s a bummer.

Well it’s not here. And it’s not at Mt. Pyre. So process of elimination...

Okay then!

To the Sky Pillar!

Stormbringer: A Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke, Part 13

In this part, we clear the Aqua plot, and finally stop having to deal with these fucking bats and dogcats.

Yes I know I used both. What's your point?

We start out by getting Dive! Now we can go underwater, and chase Team Aqua.

Route 127 catch!

Brendan just saw a giant green Pokemon in the sky.

Probably just a very large Xatu or something.

We just venture beneath the waves, and find a suspicious cave down here.

And here we go.

Seafloor Cavern. We're keeping the repel on because there are only Zubats and Tentacools down here.

This is the most diabolical thing any Pokemon villain has ever done.

Ghetsis was evil but he never forced me to do this.

Shelly's also here.

God these things are annoying

Not that it mattered.

Ah, this puzzle.

I beat this logic puzzle in a game for eight year olds!

And there it is. Kyogre.

[randombubblegum]

idk if you’ve ever listened to them but greatest hits reminds me a lot of marianas trench and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible

I LOVEEEEE MARIANAS TRENCH OHHH MY GOD dude no literally!!!! he really stepped it up with the harmonies on gh and mt is known for how good their harmonies are like...... very apt comparison also it FUCKS

[threeletterslife]

09 | Illegirl

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→ summary: Excelling in every school subject, acing every math test and conquering the academic world is something you do as easily as breathing. As your residential social outcast nerd, you live rather as a recluse, talking to almost no one except for your dear ol’ cousin and that sweet boy in a few of your classes—Jungkook? was that his name? Befriending your ʰᵒᵗ AP stats teacher was the last thing on your high school senior agenda…

→ genre: 90% fluff, 8% crack, 2% angst | teacher!au & f2l!au

→ warnings: profanity, jimin being a fucking idiot, jin being scary as fuck

→ wordcount: 3.2k

You feel like you're seven again, being reprimanded by your unforgiving parents in the dreaded living room. Tension so thick, it could cut through goddamn Mt. Everest, itself. You'd be lying to yourself if you weren't scared. You're fucking terrified.

Pure trepidation haunts you, sits heavily on both shoulders, making your body go numb and thoughts freeze.

Especially when Jin's forced you and Jimin to sit on your knees on the wooden floor as he remains on the couch looking down at you. It's intimidating as fuck, and you fight off the urge to huddle against your boyfriend's protective chest.

"How long have you been doing... this?" Jin finally asks, his voice cold and serious, unlike anything you've heard before. He glares at you especially, making you flinch back.

Goosebumps dot your body as you nervously look at Jimin, who surprisingly looks calm. It was as if he got his shit together on the drive to your house. Honestly, it almost gives you comfort to see your boyfriend so collected. You figure you shouldn't be so frightened if he's not, but it's easier said than done.

"Doing... what?" Jimin replies, quirking his eyebrows.

"You know what I mean," Jin sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I dunno, making out or dating? Because I can assure you, we've made out longer than we've dated." Jimin shrugs nonchalantly.

Your mouth drops open in shock. You have no idea if your boyfriend's being a goddamn idiot or if he wants to die by the hands of your cousin.

"WHAT?!" Jin roars, standing up from the couch. His aggressive movement makes you fall on your ass, scootching towards Jimin for protection. If you weren't screwed before, you were now.

"Wait! Wait! Don't listen to Jimin!" you yelp, panicked. "We've been dating for a little over three months, alright?"

"What? I thought it was four!" Jimin protests, a mischievous grin stuck on his face. It's obvious he's joking. But there's a time and place for that.

Okay, Jimin, I love you and all, but this is not the time!

"OKAY NO, JUST SHUT UP!" Jin shrieks, throwing his hands up his head. "You!" He points aggressively at Jimin, who raises his hands up in defense. "God, tell me you haven't taken her flower yet!"

"My what?" you cry, standing up. You weren't scared now, just a tad bit angry.

"What the fuck? No, Jin! She's 17!" Jimin yells, suddenly enraged as he stands up and grabs your hand. "You know I'm not that kind of person!"

Your face scrunches up as you take a step towards your cousin. "I can't believe you actually thought we had sex! I'm 17!"

"Well, it looked like it when I walked in the freaking classroom, you know that?" Jin shrieks. "What if it wasn't me? What if it was the principal, huh? Or another student? Another teacher?"

"We're sorry!" Jimin apologizes, though his voice raises. "That was just one mistake, alright? Just one, out of the hundreds of other times!"

"WHAT?!"

You place a hand on Jimin's chest, calming him down. "I think you should just uh... stop talking..."

No doubt he was making it worse.

"No, Y/N. Obviously, Jin doesn't understand how much you mean to me," Jimin announces, squeezing your intertwined hands and turning to your cousin. "Look, I've been taking great care of Y/N, okay? I've given her the love she deserves and all the right treatment, you know that? I love her, Jin, I actually do. Just... work with me here. I don't know what I'll do if you don't approve of this because I'm your best friend and she's your cousin or because I'm her goddamn teacher! I know it's against the rules, but fuck the teacher handbook! I don't even care if it's illegal..." Jimin trails off, looking at you with absolute love in his eyes. "Ever since we became friends, my days have been getting better. Ever since we became lovers, my life got brighter. You know how much of a positive effect we have on each other, Y/N."

You literally don't have words, but you try to speak, you really do. "J-Jimin..." It's all you can do at the moment. You're about to tell him you love him, that you know all of these things, that you don't care if it's illegal or not when—

"Okay, I didn't ask for a whole soliloquy but go off, I guess." Jin stifles a laugh by clearing his throat. "You guys do know I knew you liked each other before both of you found out?"

"What now?"

"Yeah," Jin chuckles. "Well, I always assumed Y/N was dating someone behind my back. I mean, it's so not Y/N to have fun and relax, you know, someone must be helping her live. I thought it was that Jungkook boy for the longest time when I realized how Jimin was becoming less of a workaholic too. I put the pieces together and realized you guys had feelings for each other."

You're more than bewildered, eyes turning wide and mouth open in shock. "C-Come again?"

"No, for real!" your cousin snorts, shaking his head in disbelief. "I really did suspect something! And though I probably didn't like it at first, I guess I kinda noticed how your relationship was helping both of you become the best version of yourselves. I totally approve of you two dating. Yet I don't approve of you making out in public."

You and Jimin stare at each other with jaws dropped, completely shocked. And there both of you had thought Jin never suspected a thing.

"But for real, you think I really didn't notice all those late-night dates? I can play dumb too, you know," Jin huffs, crossing his arms over his chest. "Y'all should thank me for lowkey setting you both up. I mean, if it weren't for me, both of you would've thought of each other just as a teacher or student. The horror!"

"I don't know what to say," you whisper, emotions taking the better of you. "I literally can't express how thankful I am, Jin. I really am... I don't even want to imagine what could've happened to my senior year if you didn't introduce Jimin to me, outside of school, that is. God, I would've been some friendless, antisocial robot with a side of mild depression!"

"Damn. I'm just confused," Jimin mutters, tugging you into his arms to kiss the top of your head. "Workaholic plus workaholic should equal double the work... yet somehow we learned to have some fun."

"That's what you're confused about?" you giggle, squeezing Jimin's hand. "Sometimes I question your maturity level."

"Yeah, well today, I questioned both of your intelligence levels," Jin scoffs, shaking his head. "I pretty much suspected both of you were dating for a while now -- possibly even before you were actually dating. But for real, guys? I didn't think either of you would be dense enough to make out at school!" Jin rolls his eyes. "Dense as ice, I tell ya."

You frown. "You mean dense as water."

"What?"

"Water is denser than ice," you explain slowly as if you were talking to a child.

"Okay whatever, nerd," Jin says. "The point is, I got mad because of how careless both of you were. I mean, if you want to break some rules, at least be somewhat secretive!"

"Yeah well, lesson learned. I don't want to see you mad again," you squeak, tightening your grasp on Jimin. "It was scary and I value my life."

Jimin chuckles, kissing your forehead as he hugs you from behind. "Really? I thought Jin being angry was funny."

"Oh shut up, you," Jin snorts, "before I place a strict curfew on this household."

That shuts your boyfriend right up.

"But anyways, if you wanted my blessing, I give it to you both, 3000%," Jin announces proudly. "Jimin?"

"Yeah?"

"You've got a catch. Love her to death for me, will ya?"

"Sure thing," Jimin answers, snuggling his face in your neck.

"Y/N?"

"Mhm?"

"You're gonna kill me for saying this, but it has to be announced sooner or later..." Jin starts, a mischievous smile blossoming on his face.

"What is it?" You cock your head.

"Well, I guess one could say... you're quite illegirl."

You don't know who lunged angrily at Jin first, you or Jimin.

"I dunno if that's a good idea, Jimin," you sigh, scratching the back of your head. "There are just so many more reasons why we shouldn't do this, you know?"

Your boyfriend laughs, rubbing your shoulder with a warm, comforting hand. "Stop being such a scaredy-cat, Y/N. It's just one small date at Wattbucks, what can go wrong?"

"Oh, ohhh, a lot of things," you scoff, shaking your head in disbelief. "If we go there, the whole city will know we're dating in less than half an hour!"

"Noooo," Jimin argues, giving you an innocent puppy-dog look that dangerously quickens your heartbeat. "We'll be careful!"

"Yeah, that's what we said before Jin found out." You shudder at the memory, not particularly fond of that moment in your life. It was a particularly scarring scene, still haunting you in your nightmares.

"Okay, but we'll be extra careful!"

You roll your eyes. "Yeah, no, Jimin. God, I thought you were the adult here!"

Your boyfriend huffs in mock anger, "I am! I'm just... I'd rather take a risk to have a good time with you!"

"Yeah, but the risk could literally make you lose your job, and me, expelled," you point out, crossing your arms. "I dunno if you haven't noticed, but we're kinda not allowed to be dating. We really shouldn't be—"

The next thing you know, you're at Wattbucks, waiting for your drinks. Honestly, you should've known you'd give in to your incredibly stubborn er, persistent partner. Especially when he had started pouting, you knew it was game over.

You tug your baseball cap down in an attempt to hide your face (jUst iN cAsE), running over for the thousandth time in your head why you agreed to come to such a public place with your illegal boyfriend.

"We're grabbing the lattes and leaving," you mutter, "before we meet somebody we know."

"Aw, Y/N! Stop being so paranoid, we're not gonna meet anyone we know! I've done the math, it's less than a 12% chance," Jimin whines. "I literally sat down with a pen and paper and calculated!"

"Well, I've done the math too—in my head," you protest. "It's 12.7% for your information, and what about the remaining 87.3%, huh?"

Jimin sighs, shaking his head. "Relax, okay?" He reaches across the table, placing a warm hand over yours to comfort you. His charming, toffee eyes peer into yours, soothing your jumpy nerves. And when he smiles at you, eyes scrunching up and plump lips pulling apart (a genuine smile), you can't help but forget you're in public.

"OH MY GOD HOW ADORABLE!"

You and Jimin both jerk your heads towards the inhumanly high-pitched shrieker, only to find that annoying waitress that had served you months back. You'll never be able to forget her shrill voice and her favorite word: adorable.

"Here are your drinks!" the loud waitress exclaims, setting down your matching heart-design lattes. "How's my favorite couple? Would you like a free couple's mini cake?"

"Um, it's f—"

"Yes, please," Jimin answers before you do, hooking his arm around your shoulder. "We'd also love another photo!"

You shoot him an unappreciative glare that says 'you're not helping us stay lowkey,' but Jimin shrugs it off, grinning at you.

"I'll be right back with the cake~" the waitress sings, starting to leave. She calls behind her shoulder: "I'll ask my brother to take the photo. That rascal really thinks he can get away making 10 bucks an hour doing nothing. Taehyung!!!"

You gasp, so shocked that you almost fall off your seat if Jimin hadn't caught your arm. "N-No..." you breathe. "She said Taehyung, right? My ears aren't deceiving me?"

"Fuck, do you know him?" Jimin asks, tightening his grip on your arm as if you would sink to the floor without his support.

"Jesus, he's literally in my friend group!" you exclaim, standing up as Jimin's hand falls from your arm. "Forget the drinks, we've got to yeet—"

"Y/N???!" a familiar, surprised voice hollers. "Mr. Park??!"

"Fuck," you mutter under your breath before turning around to see Kim Taehyung, alright. "H-Hey, Tae!"

"What are you doing here?" Taehyung asks, cocking his brow. "And with Mr. Park?"

You and Jimin immediately scoot away from each other, making the distance between the two of you reasonably innocent.

"Oh, just discussing, um, math club details," you quickly fib, despite the fact that with the school year approaching its end, clubs weren't meeting anymore. You grit your teeth, praying that Taehyung wouldn't call you out for your immature lie. "Right, Jimin?"

Your boyfriend sighs. "Y/N, how many times do I have to tell you? It's Mr. Park."

Fuck. Bad habits. He just saved your ass.

"Anyways, hello, Taehyung," Jimin sleekly says, smiling at his student. His professional demeanor is back, amazingly so. Talk about a smooth transition. "You're working here, I see?"

"Uh... yeah," your friend says, staring quite suspiciously at the two of you. "Nice lattes."

Shit. The heart-shaped lattes had once seemed so cute, but now they were going to be the end of you both.

"Well, Jungkook's coming too," you blurt out before thinking it over. "J-Just wanted to um... surprise him..."

You thought the stuttering would make the lie less believable, but it seemed as if it made it more valid.

"O. M. G. You two are a thing? Oh, I fucking knew it!" Taehyung shouts, pumping his fist in excitement before realizing his teacher had been witnessing. "Uh, I mean, I freaking knew it... Sorry, Mr. Park."

"No! No, we're not a thing... uh, yet," you say, trying to sound as convincing as possible. But what can you say? You're literally the worst liar ever. Hopefully, Taehyung's incredibly gullible.

"That damn kid," Taehyung scoffs, shaking his head. "He's too much of a goddamn pussy to ask you out." One disapproving look from Jimin makes your friend flush, looking down at his feet. "Er, yeah... I'll be leaving now! Bye, Y/N, bye, Mr. Park!"

"Wait a minute, not so fast, you rascal!" The waitress flies back, an adorable mini cake in her hands, which she quickly sets down on the table. But she's too late; her brother had already fled the scene. "Damn him," she huffs, placing a sassy hand on her hip. "Would you still like a photo?"

"Uhh, no we're fine," you quickly answer, "but it'd be amazing if we could get the cake to-go."

"Yes, we completely forgot we made reservations for lunch," Jimin pipes up, smiling coyly at the waitress to convince her further. "May we get the lattes to-go as well?"

"Sure, no problem!" the waitress chuckles, shaking her head as she balances the lattes and cake on her tray. "Taehyung'll bring these out in a moment!"

As soon as she leaves, Jimin stands up, grabbing his jacket. "God, if Taehyung's coming, I better leave. Make up some fib about Jungkook and meet me in the parking lot!" He gives you a fleeting kiss on the cheek and rushes out of the quiet cafe before you can say another word.

You roll your eyes, an 'I told you so' threatening to bubble out of your throat. But still, the warmth of his lips, when they had pressed on your cheek, leaves you yearning for more.

"Fuck, did that idiot stand you up?" Taehyung asks, slightly out of breath as he hands you a to-go bag. "Damn, he fucked up."

You laugh, shaking your head. "Kook wouldn't do that to me! We're just meeting somewhere closer to his house 'cause his car broke down."

Taehyung scoffs. "You guys are taking it so slowly, god, I'll get married by the time you two start dating!" he whines. "Didn't he already confess?"

You frown, shifting the bag from one hand to the other. "What do you mean?"

"What the fuck, he told me he confessed!" your friend sighs, rubbing his forehead stressfully. "That goddamn liar."

"I'm pretty he said that to get you and Yoongi's asses off of him," you chuckle. "Last time I checked, there were no confessions!"

"What?? That little bastard! He told me you confessed your unrequited love first, and then he confirmed his feelings for you!" Taehyung huffs, genuinely looking angry. "This whole time I thought you were secretly dating!"

Your eyebrows furrow, lips pulling down into a serious frown. What??? You'd never confessed anything, at least, in your memories. But that's when it hits you.

"I'm sorry. I just... I don't... I'm so sorry."

"Unrequited love?"

"I guess you could say that..."

"Thought so. But he loves you back."

It hits you like a goddamn freight train. This whole time Jungkook had thought you had been talking about him. Fuck. This whole time Jungkook had thought you liked him back. Fuck. All those little touches here and there, the arm linking, the side hugs—the gestures that you thought were completely innocent and friendly had meant something else for him.

But you really weren't looking for drama now. Besides, Jimin was waiting for you in the parking lot. You need to make this quick.

"O-Oh," you stutter stupidly before clearing your throat. "No, yeah, he did confess, but we just agreed to take it slow." Somehow the lie flies off your lips too easily as if your guilty conscience had disintegrated.

"Well, don't take it too slow!" Taehyung winks at you teasingly. "I want to be alive by the time you two finally date!" All you can do is nod, gripping the to-go bag tightly. Taehyung notices the gesture, realizing that you kinda wanted to leave. "Then I guess have a nice time with Kook, Y/N. Bye!"

"Thanks! Bye, Tae!"

You don't turn around once, making a beeline for the door and rushing out to the parking lot. Jimin's leaning against his car, looking off cynically to the distance. When he catches sight of you out of his peripheral vision, he perks up, a smile blossoming on his lips.

"Taehyung give you a hard time?" he asks, taking the to-go bag from you and opening the shotgun seat for you to get in.

You smile at him gratefully, sliding into the seat. "Yeah, kinda..."

"What'd he say?"

"Eh, nothing really important," you say quickly, hoping your boyfriend wouldn't want to mull over such a small deal. You don't know if he's the type to get jealous, but you don't want to find out.

Thankfully, Jimin doesn't ask any more questions. "Sooo, wanna go home?"

"Yours or mine?"

"Mine, of course," Jimin chuckles, smirking. "We don't want Jin walking in on us again."

Your face flushes at the memory, and you slap your boyfriend's shoulder for bringing it up. "Yeah, definitely." Sighing, you tug your cap down again, slouching in the seat. "This is why we should always have our dates at home."

Jimin grins. "I don't object—not when I have so many amazing activities planned."

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[kusundei]

oh my GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? i dont fuckijg care if you talk shit ab me to my fucking face and yell at me and complain and mald but leave his name out of your fucking mouth. genuinelt. what the fuck is wrong with you. youre fucking horrible . god im tweaking i cant fuckign do this i shouldve jsut stayed at the school i. cant. fucking. do this. and god why does it fucking MATTER????????? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FUCKING MATTER????? YOU READ MY FUCKING MESSAGES AND YOU THINK TJAYS FUCKIJG OKAY??? HOU TWEAK PVER IT BUT YOU INVADE MY PRIVACY?? GO THEOUGH ALL MT SHIT LIKE OF FUCKING COURSE IR GONNA FIND SOMETHING UR LOOKING FOR IT. WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTER??? AND YOURE ACTING LIKE THATS A BAD THJNG?????? oh my fucking god you fucking bitch youre like ohhh i support and then pull shit like this when yoyre upset actually just ficking beat me . i am sosososo fucking SICK of this actually genuienly . dont fucking act supportive ajd nicr and whatever and act like this all of the sudden you are fucking horrible and sick. i sont care if thats your beliefs and your culture yoy are fucking closed minded and male me sick. i am your CHILD. WHAT THE FUCK? and AJAX TOO? WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO WHA GCTJ EFUCK IS WEONG WITH YOU??????????? IT DOESNT EBEN FUCKIJG MATTER YOU INVADE MYYYY FUCKIJG PRIVACY AND NOW YOURE BRINGING THAT UP.? ph my god theres no fucking light i hate you i am . actually so fuckinf sick. i need to throw upor sokethjng yoy make me ill and . i hahent eben eaten i will fucking tweak. goood fuckijg bye

ohhh how i tweak. itsso fucking over. all she is is angry i cant catch a break. of COURSE i was gonna wake u up last night did you want me to not shower. you wouldve been more upset if i sidnt like what. and i didnt even make any noise after the shower????? I ALWAYS HIT MY LIMIT? oh my fod jesus christ and shes complaining ab me to joanthan i can HEAAAR YOU im not hungry anymore. im tweaking and god im rlly tired but i habe to catfh that bus to go back to school (if ajax still wants to go idk.) im. tqeaking a little. nas i feel very refretful ab the lily thing unmm. ummmm. im sooo. ygh. i wont be able to nap . this is evil and malicious and theres no light for me here . i hooe i feel better in a little so i can be silly sam for ajax. i want to be silly. god spare me today please 🙂

[silvermuffins]

POkemon Scarlet Liveblog! Part 10ish

bc i am Getting Going even if I'm still scraming about Hades 2

first order of business: breed some ducks for friends. Gets Daya a nice date.

got a nice supply of duck eggs!

accidentally sent someone a gothita egg instead

Okay! I hav now filled in Dreepy, Sprigatito, and Gothita in my dex. Next to evolve is Crabrawler. And also Salandit. Wait how to evolv Crabrawler without Mt. Lanakila? Oh, ice stone. Okay we'll volve Monch and move right along. Phanpy nxt! xcellent, volution already. Nxt will b Cufant.

What's it man if a raid marker on the map is xtra sparkly? Oh ther's on right by a fly point, lt's find out. Shiny four stars??? I faild th raid bcaus th Tyranitar kpt spamming EQ....let's try it again. GOT IT! You'r Adgha.

stops in to say hi to mom rq. MOM TAUGHT ME RECIPES.

reexplores th inlet grotto....o this cave has multipl exits! whre am i!!!

ok i rachd th lighthouse

OKAY god we are Trying with this E key. i have been encouraged to be a curious little thing.

how DID i beat you here, Arven? I dilly dallied so much!

....knew it. He really was raised by the dog.

...The lab looks dusty. Doesn't look like anyone's done anything here in years. The computers come to life, and Sada asks for help. But is this a recording? Or a direct mssage? I stg if she's secretly dead or something....

"the great Professor Sada's glorious research" don't lik the sound of that one bit. Need the scarlet book, huh? We've already been using that. An experience worth treasuring. Tmpting, but lady I am afraid the Great Crater is absolutely off limits for the Treasure Hunt. You got legs, and if you don't you got wheels. Maybe expend half an iota of effort on COMING TO FIND YOUR SON.

cybernetic security systems???

Ohh....Mabostiff got hurt down there....Arven has ben there. Arven I know you treasure Mabostiff but w have more to find. More to see. More to do and feel and love. I'm nto doing this for Sada. I'm using her as an excuse to see it all.

HE CALLED ME HIS FRIEND. yah, that's the spirit! We're gonna go down there and punch your mom in the face! Yeah! Lt's duke it out, but also I need to rifle through your mom's shit for clues.

MOnitors covered in data. Mystrious machine. ...Bed with "Maschiff" written on by a kid. Whiteboard mess of scribbles.

Occulture. Roaring Moon, primeval Salamence. Oh shit it aparently looks similar to what I can only assume is Mega Salamence. Flutter Mane, ghost pterosaur...misdreavus....

A fram with no photo. Picture books for kids, including one about sandwich. Heavy fridge door. Cooktop was used recently! Microwave was not. Sasonings ar expired. Sink hasn't ben usd, mirror is foggy. FUCK went outside I hope I can go back in okay ys good...okay i think I found verything

The cooktop and the empty frame stick out to me as the most important things. Time for a battle! ....PUPPY WANTS TO FIGHT ME I LOVE PUPPY

oh you always lost to nemona yeah she's kind of so much all the time. not a bad person in the least. whatever tho im fight you! not her! no matter how sh acts it's not cheating on her to battle other people

i love Arven so much. Hy! First time I've battled an opponent with a full team! ...th fuck is toedscruel made of??? wham wham wham. Come to see it, Arven also looks like the tera orb is a little hard to control.

you did pretty good Arven. Not good enough to have really stood a chance, but pretty good. And now Linny is evolving! W can switch out.

ohhh we need to recruit Nmona and Penny (who I bet is Cassiopeia) huh

tumblr cool your jets. Honstly I think Nmona would help if w just askd but you're right we probably need to earn Pnny's aid. Also my guy i hav champion rank skills by now. ven if it's not official.

yanks another stak from th earth. yanks anothr. FOUND ANOTHR. ooh Bramblberry th applin will join us.

okay maybe let's gt on with things....like dealing with Cassiopeia. Hi, Clive. I know that's not really your name. But I'm not a snitch. And I am always one for indulging dramatic reveals. Impressive hiding long pants under your shorts.

wait wha??? You're Cassiopeia? I don't buy it. ...No you're angling for a battle bfore the real big boss. You could have just asked, you know. Oh I forgot to swap Linny out. This bgm is far too pleasant to b the finale. Hammer off! Abomasnow's Wood Hammr vs Pebbles's Gigaton Hammer!

Man even Clavell has some trouble controlling the orb. maybe it's just Hard. Anyway Chank is volving, so I'll swap in som new Pokmon after the cutscene. There's no way in hell Clavell is really Cassiopeia.

No shit you're not. Yah....yeah I thought you were trying to spare me some pain. Just. Let me learn the truth.

??? Tyme?

right, so, you'r gonna handle that, right professor? WHile I go battle? Okay it's Gibl and Wingull next. But I gotta wait for nightfall. So, friendship! I have nothing for Riafort and Saguaro right now but ooooh hi Miriam! I look forward to your classes next year~

discovers a whol chunk of msagoza I didn't explore before, somehow...ther's nobody in tsi Every Which Way? Not ven the recip guy?

am on roof!

am also sleepy

okay good morning

i think it's nighttime in game by now, so I have a constellation to fight

yeah that's penny alright. It's okay swetie you hid your identity fine, I'm just genre savvy.

Huh, so you didn't decid to do Operation Starfall until that day...? Mayb the two mmbers talking about quotas and trying so hard to convinc you....mayb the outliers in th tam were what told you it had to nd....strayd too far from what you wanted. Team Star lived long enough to see itself become the villain, that's what you thought, right?

yes penny listn to the part of you that wants Team Star to live on!!! They'v been waiting for you! You could guide them back to what you want to be!

oh hey clive, I se you escapd Ms. Tyme

Penny....is just so scard of being hurt.... Penny they're your friends. You never ven met them in person but they treasure you so much they've waitd for you for eighteen months.

i know from experience that even just a year is a long fucking time to wait. it hurts. physically, it hurts. it tears you up.

Thank god the bosses still had one another, and their squads, because I know how hard that is and I genuinely do not think I would have survived without my important people.

anyway protct Penny protect Team Star

sorry penny don't mind me taking care of this wingull while I dal with you

this music is sick. thanks Giacomo!

she has entirely eeveelutions....but she can't hav all of them, I wonder what will be left out? and what will be her tera?

Her Leafeon is causing me the most problems thus far just because I have no effective counter to grass.

Penny struggles to control the orb too so I guss it's just hard?

somehow I feel like we have arrived at the only outcome nobody wanted.

wll. Humphry is evolving, so we can swap out for somthing....mayb somthing that handles Grass....though most of my options aren't gonna b a viabl lvel by the E4 huh? still I gotta think about my championship team and I know what I need. I need a ground type, dark typ, and something to handle grass. Oh, Gorp is evolving too. Gorp is Ground....might b worthwhil to kep on my team....

anyway tim to hurt

ow

Penny....

the bosses had better turn up right the fuck now to talk som snse into you

Penny.....who hurt you that you feel like you need to hide and scheme and tie everything up in operations? Can't you even trust your friends...?

fuck it I'm sharing my mom with you too

penny why ar you throwing your treasure away

awww clavell got her, at least

OH YES THEY ARE ALL HERE AREN'T THY

FRIENDSHIP, YOU DIPSHIT

jfc

clavell being a Good Adult and acknowldging how fucked up this whole situation is

HUG HER. HUG ALL OF THEM.

babies

i finally understand....Pnny's ben all twisted up with guilt, and has kpt hrself distant and alone all this time. Sh nver got to reallyse that Team Star was the best thing that ever happened to the others. There's a difference between hearing somthing said and knowing it with your heart.

All this time she was trying to carry everything herself whn the whole point was that she didn't need to be alone.

thy're all still in trouble.....community srvice huh. ...Star Training Cntrs!!! Oh my gosh....sir you're dressing a reward up as a punishment

Penny they love you and want you to be with them, why do you need my opinion.

does some tam planning before I continue. I will need to grind a bit.

kay Scoots is back on the team! And w also hav a Sandile.

awww the League is like "you know what Penny, you're a genius, so use your talents for good and we'll waive the problem"

also penny I am kidnapping you to go crater diving

god pnny is being praised that foreign to you...?

Starfall Street....complete!

now tim to grind....I wish autobattling didn't giv so much less exp

oh well grinding grinding grinding. yanks a stake.

huh, i found a cave with the elemental hyper beams. Holy shit, Wild Spiritomb! Nam you Jacks. Some Candy later, I hav a Krookodile and everyon's at least to endgame-ish levels.

Okay! To Msagoza!

We have a league to beat but first, time to see if this cav's any good. Is it a real victory road???

....litrally it's not even a cave, wow. th Pokemon up here are worth no exp. Child why are you attempting the League with just a level 14 Meowth. He has no badges. Literally what the fuck???

okay this cabbi is a bit better

this is probably th most underwhelming league leadup ever

I can probably at last take down on elit as I am and if it's too much of a struggle, I have rare candies and plenty of them

Geeta could honestly kill a man with that hair of hers.

oooh Rika is interviewing me!....this is a wirdass intrview. Oh, memory games.

"You passed the interview on your first try?" "What, like it's hard?" Nobody's done it since Nmona huh...

heeeeere goes. Oooh w're back to a specific order, eh? ha'ent done that with a real elite four since gen 4.

Other than Hassel, I'm not sure of anyn type specialties. Rika's gone with Whiscash, so we're probably looking at watr or ground. ...And it's ground! Gt out hre Daya. oooh water absorb, that's nasty....well all else being equal, I have a bird!

I do wonder if it's going to b actually back to back, or if i'll hav a chance to heal first. Oooh Poppy's nxt, and I think it might lgit be back to back to back?! OH NO i do get to heal up

also this arena is bland as fuck

oooh she deals in steel eh. easy peasy. Jupe sweeps. Oh my god the steel crown is just an axe.

....LARRY???

WHY IS LARRY HERE LET HIM REST

well jupe will sweep again and Daya has whatever Jupe doesn't deal with-- oh he's not pulling a gen 7 on me actually. Oh he's using Flying, so Jupe still sweeps.

oh okay an altaria merits Pebbles. lol okay some swapping shnanigans at the end....

Larry down! I hope I get neat glovs if I win this. Okay, Pebbles is all dressed up and ready to go!

I bet he uses dragon and if not dragon then rock because th rest of the E4 have used the Titans' typs. Either way, Pebbles is the answer. k yah it's dragon.

oh so geeta strong armed you all huh....is Paldea's league some kind of mafia?!

....wait. there was no final rival fight, and it's been a while...am i going to be fighting Nemona??? SOmehow? Like that maks better plot sense but verything seems to be Geeta....

okay yah it's Geeta.

it's fin if you can't hold back I'm a protagonist.

Espathra...and THIS is why I specifically got a dark type! Gogoat? And THAT'S why I grabbed Scoots! Kingambit? King, king...leeeet's stay in for now? Fire's gooooo oh Scoots is down. Un, when in doubt, Jupe? Kingambit down and Scoots back up! Avalugg...I have several things to deal with ice but lt's try Sotero. ...bad moves. Okay, Pebbles! Veluza, that's gonna b Cabrande territory. I hav her backd into a corner and sh has Glimmora... That sounds like th Rock/Poison type I caught earlier? Uhhh what is this thing... Let's use Daya so Daya can appear in this fight, let's Do This! Terastallize, signature move, annnd...oh my god Glimmora's tera hat is just the fucking. Olympus Colisseum.

oh holy shit. Tera STAB crit type advantage, that's uh, that's...every fucking damage modifier basically. No wonder I OHKO'd

Geeta you were mildly troublesome.

THERE'S Nemona! Yeah sure we can be best rivals or whatever now come do a crime with me. We're going crater-diving. Ah, you haven't changed a bit.

awww I'm her treasure. Nemona you realize that's a marriage proposal, right?

oh fuck hr speech there was really cute...Nemona you're actually pretty cool aren't you~ Let's go!

Lycanroc? No biggie, I have a little pink menace with a great big hammer. Orthworm is steel, I think, so get out here Jupe! Dudunsparce is normal, so yeah, Jupe, keep it up! Hee, here comes her own Pawmot, and THIS is why I brought a Ground type onto the team! Goodra? Aighty, let's get Pebbles back in here! Wait, that's five already? Aw well, okay Daya! Just like we did to Geeta!

Nemona didn't change a bit, she just became more of herself.

Now. Nemona. Crimes. Crater. First a little friendship. Thn picking up some fly points I never hit. Now! To Medali! To the Zero Gate!

damn it looks kinda beat up. Oh! New plotline! The Way Home!

Powr saving mode.... eeee Arvn and the girlsquad are going on an adventure~ God I feel so bad for Arven, it must hurtto get treatd like this in front of pople he hasn't trustd with everything...

Nemona, no. We are not going to battle the professor excitingly. We're going to beat her face in.

Oh man...this is SO cool. Are we all gonna ride Koraidon together?

That cutscene. That was everything to me. That was it, that was the essence of everything I seek, everything I long for, everything I dream of. That was the essence of why I always com back to Pokemon.

Koraidon doesn't wanna be here....buddy what happened? ...Oh shit we lost Nmona! How'd she fall off?! She was in the middle!

oh no she's fine

....somthing's off. Arven's reaction here, and his "probably" on identifying his mom earlier...

disable four locks in research stations on the way down. can do!

OH MY GO THEY'RE JUST GONNNA FOLLOW ME AROUND we're really i this together

holy shit the music

holy shit this PLACE. Is this supposd to give me Nier Automata vibes?

lmao my friends trying to compet over who's my bestest frind

i wondr what the fuck even made the crater....like. It's a cratr. Something made it, right?

WOO fighting shit! And Pnny being the straight man to our shenanigans. To the extent that she is either straight or a man, that is.

man vrything here looks so weathred

oh yah rsearch stations man NOTES. Stuff about the origin of the tera phenomenon! Ooh and a telportr.

awww my frinds are bcoming friends!

holy shit so much to explore

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okay here's the second station

oh that is SO not a jigglypuff. Scram Tail! Jigglypuff, but Screamo!

okay base 2. once again Sada just kind of dropping eaves. Gonna give som plot? oooh ancient pokemon! ...Sada just. Has a time machine. Sh just, has one.

Wait so the ancient pokemon don't liv here naturally, sh just. Brings thm here? Then what the fuck is the cratr?

squints at this convrsation. ...the cost was catastrophic...

It is theoretically possible to travel to the past, but a human can't return to the present. Somehow I get the pictur that's involved with the catastrophic price.

i guess that's reasonable enough. Some conversations are important to have face to face. MOre specifically, within punching range.

Arven....your dialogue here.....

"Paradise will be ours to create" because THAT always ends well....unstable crystals, nrvous financial backers....

i am getting sleepy and also lost

see you in a few line breaks

screams i would like some time to myself. and some focus.

literally like three days later

cheesus christ i have no memory of this place. thre's a big rock with an item on top i can't reach bcause i can't ride koraidon.

something isn't adding up. If the ancint Pokemon were only brought here via time machine, whcih Sada only got working sometime in the last several years....why's there a picture of Great Tusk in the Scarlt Book, and what made the Great Cratr so dangerous?

man the crater goes deep.

...

watches Nemona, Arven, and Penny slowly fall off a cliff and disappear into the abyss?!?!?!?!?!?

found a cave....i have noooo idea how thoroughly i have xplored this bit of the crater...nother research station! eyyyy it's tusky boy. Penny is right that IS kind of a hug problem. Thing is they've been on the prowl for months, if Occulture is to be believed.

oh nemona this is why you're the muscle. Sada just, taking over for Arven.... Koraidon was the first pokemon retrieved from the past, huh...and, yp, confirming that it's the past form of Cyclizar.

...two specimens? why are we assuming they're family. that seems likely to end poorly. i doubt it WILL but like....it COULD. and even if they are family, like??? so were Lusamine and Lillie, look how THAT ended.

'I was expecting one new life to treasure' THAT MEANS ARVEN IT HAS TO

okay that tunnel is clearly the way forward so imma keep exploring here for a bit

hm. Okay. Intrsting history with Koraidon Arven has there, and yeah I see why he felt that way. ...wait. goddammit I ned like, a timeline of Arven's personal history, because who lived where when with whom is not adding up.

Tons of Chansey down here, it'll be great for grinding levels for the dex latr. ...Okay yah I definitely need to explore again when I hav Koraidon. Let's carry on!

WILD SCREAM TAIL I wanna catch it! ...Oh this thing is beefy. Okay just get in the ball, GOT IT alright Pita.

Man...what on earth made this place? "feels like maybe you already died and went somewhere" huh...and yeah Penny im p sure this place is the source of the energy used to terastallize Pokemon.

we must go deeper

...i guess you could say we're gonna get t the bottom of this! ...nmona, no. ...nmona. Nemona, NO. Penny is correct, as ever.

Okay if Sada took Koraidon into th cratr and hasn't com out since, how'd Arven get Koraidon's ball?

Th crystals get biggr the farther down we go...oh what fresh hell is this? What happened in here?

Sada???? U good???

So, I know the game's a bit buggy, but it looks like Sada is too? uhhhh

"That man walked out not long after the boy was born" im sorry? sorry WHOMST? Turo????

....if only. thre were two of me. sada YOU HAVE A TIM MACHINE.

th scond koraidon was broguht later and was aggressive...

"You know what you need to do." All locks released. I feel like I did a bad thing. Like I got tricked into reviving Dracula or instigating the Fall or something.

man do clavll and th othrs even know we're here

WEIRD MISDREAVUS. Flutter Mane....you'r gonna b Yooki. STAY IN TH DAMN BALL. GOT IT, finally, that took like 20 ultra balls.

Metal plate with a wird symbol, and a map of Paldea, and...thre's an enormous crystal here... you know, it would scan if th crystal crashing from space made the crater, I think?

I wonder if I can breed paradox Pokmon or if I'm gonna need to catch som mor the slow way?

what the fuck, ar thos VENTS in th crystal. What the fuck did th crystal absorb the lab?!

This is a much bigger area than thy're gonna let m explore isn't it...oh no wait. WAIT oh my.

Man it's not a Lost Continent plot so much as a Journy to the Center of the Earth plot

where am i

i find it kind of intriguing that Geeta's ace is th pokemon found in abundance all the way down here. Sorry to Arven, Nemona, and Penny, but if thy're gonna let me be the leader they're gonna have to run around, them's the rules.

chews on thoughts and questions and nihilego. glimmora. hmmmm

I am here I hav explord it is time to enter the Zero Lab. I get cell service down here? Sada you're presumably right insid you could come to the door and greet us.

okay the lab really is getting eaten by tera crystals but what is this about them optimizing the performance of machinery? If the tera orbs are made of these crystals why can pokemon centers recharge them?

well. that IS why we brought Nemona.

you dipshits. listen to penny. penny is wise. Oh, you're letting me choose? ...I guess if no is the wrong choice, the game will But Thou Must me. yep it did. but aww, Nmona that's sweet.

guuuuys this is baaaaad....OH SHIT THE OTHER ONE. Oh god it's been lockd outside the lab. Sada said the Pokemon insid would probably make a break for it, but instead, othr Koraidon went in....

they made mine sooooo expressive though like BABY im sorry I brought you here :c

THANK YOU PENNY ugh Nemonaaaaa why.

oh here the other ones come. YES DO IT NEMONA. Oh Scoots is a reliable partner now! Oh no, are Nemona and Penny running off to stop a breach?

oh no is Arvenn staying behind too!?

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

okay this is a weirdass doorway. oooh dislike that the exit is a hole in the wall. Sciecne stuff....oooh there's sad....eactivating slep mode....

she keeps th aggro one in a mastrball. and sh is a robot. Not hard to see this coming after the trek down hre but....wow POkemon really making some bold moves here.

the real sada is dead...in the incident....ohhh boy. oh shit she sacrificed herself to protect MY koraidon.

Stop the time machin. Sure. That's a sane thing to ask a GODDAMN TWELVE YEAR OLD to do. We're going farther down but ma'am i have snooping to do.

i am going to sic my tinkaton on this mtal lady

Pokeball lock system to defend the lab. Rocklike thing in the tube. A picture of a young boy with a Maschiff...more rocks in tubes.

down w go.... Robosada can't lav because the crystals make her possible.

primal nergy? tera?

no SHIT they wreak havoc on the modern ecosystem!!! anyone with a basic understanding of ecology could have told you that! these things are invasive species of a magnitude ONLY surpassed by literal fucking aliens!

holy shit the robot copy of the profssor has BETTER thics than the professor maybe i don't need to sic my tinkaton on her

okay this place is gorgeous

oh this is why robosada needed th help of a formidible trainer. because i DO need to sic a tinkaton on hr.

To protect my treasure....to protect the whole of Paldea!

Why yes, AI Sada, I am familiar enough with a great many Pokmon to guess at patterns and detect weaknesses even in unfamiliar Pokemon. And yes, my human brain can overcom your wealth of data using two tools: innovation, and brute. fucking. force.

Had a lot of luck play out in defeating her third POkemon...next is Sandy Shocks so I think I want a ground type? aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA. Roaring Moon...I know that one! Oh, that was it? No terastallization?

okay AI down. Time for Feelings. god she really did love Arven, didn't she? She just loved her insane dream more.

oh damn that interface screw....oh shit. Our Pokeballs are locked, other than the ones rgistered to Sada's ID...which means this is designed to allow Sada and the protocol to brutally maul intruders who cannot fight back.

som intnse M.I.K.E. flashbacks ngl

But, thankfully....I have Koraidon. So does she. It? Koraidon, the guardian of paradise. Yeah...yeah, myKoraidon is!

oh DAMN transformation sequnce! We got this, Koraidon! Let's check out your summary bc this is SO cool. Uh, be great if I had the chance to fix this moveset. Hooboy that was close.

i knew I'd hav to trastallize....and I have a superffective tera type and all, plus this will be the first time I've ever used Tera Blast...

Victory is mine

oh...sh has to slfdestruct doesn't she....oh. No. She's going to disappear into the ancint world she loves so much. To unbind herself...and to stop the machin...

whre is the button to hug arven

arven this is your cheerup crew. FRIENDSHIP. holy fuck im almost taring up.

credits roll

[bisexuallyattractivebitch]

OH M MT GOD OH MY GOD OHHH MY SHIT MY BABY HAS HIS OWN MOVIE I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR AMERICAN ASSASSINS AHAHAHHH DYLAN LOOKS SO GOOD IM SCREAMING

[nandermoenthusiast]

THE 100 LIVEBLOG 4x01

• there we go pals! Back to this flaming pile of garbage that somehow is my life! • bellamy “its not what im worried about” blake • clarke “she wont be charged” griffin • like girl he is worried for her soul • The Bellarke Scene • like what can i say that hasnt already been said • but yo this is such a callback to season one. Now he understands she wants to tell everyone and gets her to delay the news, and she understands hes afraid how people will react and just how valid a concern that is. They know each other now and work together perfectly • STOP 👏 CALLING 👏 CLARKE 👏 WANHEDA 👏 AND 👏 BLAMING 👏 HER 👏 WHEN 👏 ALL 👏 SHE 👏 THINKS 👏 ABOUT 👏 IS 👏 SAVING👏 YOUR 👏 ASSES👏 • my girl raven is here!!!!!!! you absolute perfect person you • more raven reyes 2k17 • jasper what tf are you doing?? • fucking hell this is really dark. streets paved with blood • “first tell me how my friends are” will i ever get over how much i love raven reyes • and bellamy and clarke love and trust her too HEAR ME SAY: TRIUMVIRATE • THE ULTIMATE DREAM TEAM • clarke is just running from one place to another like girl get tf outta there theres no more lexa to shield you from people whod like you way better into 100 tiny pieces • fuq u echo • Kane i thought you were one of the sane ones. I know you know how important it is to get on the grounders perspective but could you pls not refer to clarke as wanheda • SHE DEADASS MURDERED THE AMBASSADOR • FUQ U ECHO #2 • murphy being our usual fave asshole • emori just raiding the dead like nbd • clarke is happy for her mom and kane tho so cute • SHE • LOOKS • AT • BELLAMY • BEFORE • TELLING • ANYONE • ELSE • BESIDE • RAVEN • MY SKIN IS CLEAR • MY CROPS WATERED • #TRIUMVIRATE IS TRENDING • #BELLARKE IS STRONG • I LIVE • what a great plan though thats what the scene in the trailer was well played skaikru!!!! hello ice nation asshole octavias here to fuck u up!! • murphy subtly calling kane an idiot ngl i laughed • MURPHY HE TRUSTED U. I WAS JUST GUSHING ABOUT HOW BELL HANDED YOU A GUN AND TRUSTED YOU AND THEN YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM NO • oohhhhhhhh echo rubbing it in • ohhh shit that was harsh • bellamy though metatextually reclaiming his role as a leader. Iconic • what timing roan…ive never been more happy to see your reasonable face • raven “goodmorning kids were all gonna die” reyes • why is nobody talking about jasper holy shit im so worried. I just…when i remember how he used to be before mt weather i get so emo i wish none of this had happened to any of them • echo is after that d • that is absolutely not jealousy but 70% “i wish i could be there for her” and 30% “her pain reminds me of my own and now im in double pain over gina and about clarke being in pain” • my take on it anyway • god bless u roan • god bless the entirety of you • echo youre a SPY • why would anyone trust you tbh • you turn the page bellamy!!!!!!! My heart • kane i forgive you for calling clarke wanheda youre still a fave bless u • THAT ENTIRE SPEECH WAS JUST WHAT BELL NEEDED TO HEAR KANE YOU KIND KIND MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU AND YOU WOULD KNOW SMTH ABOUT BECOMING A BETTER PERSON • “the youth have inherited the earth” • “princess” • me: ded