#oH SHIT

[ttteconfessionsrevived]

It’s the oh shit bird!

Greetings just wondering if you have any derpy looking lil guys :]

When I think derpy, I think of potoos!

Common Potoo (Nyctibius griseus), family Nyctibiidae, order Nyctibiiformes, found in southern Central America and in South America

photographs by Fabio Maffei & Glenn Bartleypotoo

[lunamugetsu]

While at school Damian overhears his peers talking how a company created a new AI companion that is actually really cool and doesn’t sound like a freaky terminator robot when you speak to it.

And since Damian is constantly being told by Dick to socialize with people his age. He figured this would be a good way to work on social skills if not, then it’d be a great opportunity to investigate a rivaling company to Wayne Enterprises is able to create such advanced AI.

The AI is able to work as companion that can do tasks that range from being a digital assistant or just a person that you can have a conversation with.

The company says that the AI companion might still have glitches, so they encourage everybody to report it so that they will fix it as soon as possible.

The AI companion even has an avatar and a name.

A teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. Th AI was called DANIEL

Damian didn’t really care for it but when he downloaded the AI companion he’s able to see that it looks like DANIEL comes with an AI pet as well. A dog that DANIEL referred to as Cujo.

So obviously Damian has to investigate. He needs to know if the company was able to create an actual digital pet!

So whenever he logs onto his laptop he sees that DANIEL is always present in the background loading screen with the dog, Cujo, sitting in his lap.

He’d always greet with the phrase of “Hi, I’m DANIEL. How can I assist you today?”

So Damian cycles through some basic conversation starters that he’d engage in when having been forced to by his family.

It’s after a couple of sentences that he sees DANIEL start laughing and say “I think you sound more like a robot than I do.”

Which makes Damian raise an eyebrow and then prompt DANIEL with the question “how is a person supposed to converse?” Thinking that it’s going to just spit out some random things that can be easily searched on the internet.

But what makes him surprised is that DANIEL makes a face and then says “I’m not really sure myself. I’m not the greatest at talking, I’ve always gotten in trouble for running my mouth when I shouldn’t have.”

This is raising some questions within Damian, he understands how programming works, unless there’s an actual person behind this or the company actually created an AI that acts like an actual human being (which he highly doubts)

He starts asking a variety of other questions and one answer makes him even more suspicious. Like how DANIEL has a sister that is also with him and Cujo or that he could really go for a Nastyburger (whatever that was)

But whenever DANIEL answers “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T” Damian knows something is off since that is completely different than to how he’d usually respond.

After a couple more conversations with him Damian notices that DANIEL is currently tapping his hand against his arm in a specific manner.

In which he quickly realizes that DANIEL is tapping out morse code.

When translating he realizes that DANIEL is tapping out: H E L P M E

So when Damian asks if DANIEL needs help, DANIEL responds with “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T”

That’s it, Damian is definitely getting down to the bottom of this.

He’s going to look straight into DALV Corporation and investigate this “AI companion” thing they’ve made!

~

Basically Danny had been imprisoned by Vlad and Technus. Being sucked into a digital prison and he has no way of getting out. Along with the added horror that Vlad and Technus can basically write programming that will prevent him from doing certain actions or saying certain words.What’s even worse is that he’s basically being watched 24/7 by the people who believe that he’s just a super cool AI… and they have issues!

And every time he tries to do something to break his prison, people think it’s a glitch and report it to the company, which Vlad/ Technus would immediately fix it and prevent him from doing it again!

Not to mention Cujo and Ellie are trapped in there with him. They’re not happy to be there either, and there is no way he’s going to leave without them!

[f-ai-n]

(Familal/not ship) I drew the second image first and for some reason it ended with ragbros.

[jaubaius]

Attack mode

Source

[lieutenant-fred]

"I'm the Demigod of Chaos, and I am here to break the fabric of this reality"

[circusinarun]

HOLY SHIT?!?!

HOLY SHIT?!?

I'M GONNA REDRAW IT TODAY

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

nobody:

mfs with ROYGBIV eyes:

↓↓ rewfewence ↓↓

[angelicassassinations]

"Yeahh, I bet you are.' Tiffany grinned, using an elbow to gently nudge Amelia

"Thank God I don't drink that crap.'

Open RP starter!

(TW for smoking, mentions of favoritism, thoughts of physical violence, and swearing.)

Today was, to put it kindly, one of the most infuriating days of Tiffany's life.

It seemed like the entire fucking world was against her, dammit! She got into a heated argument with Haley and Bella, she failed some test, and worst of all? Nobody gave two shits.

Not her friends. Not the rest of the cheer squad. Not the school counselor. And especially not her fucking parents, who were too busy fawning over her younger brother for getting into some fancy school. He didn't even earn it, they just took their life savings out to send him there!

Tiffany wanted to punch that little fucker in the face, she'd do it right before he got on the bus to his new school, so that way everyone would know he's a damn wimp who can't hold his own in a fight. No, no...

Bella and her talked about this, Tiffany needed to control her temper. She needed to stop getting angry at everything going wrong, and focus on what she can do to fix it. Not that there was much to do.

As the school bell rang, signaling lunch, the sandy blonde walked over towards the bleachers, hands in pockets as she did so. Her shoes stepped on grassy terrain as pale green eyes looked to see if anyone else was there. Nobody, apparently, thank god. She took a seat, and fished a box of cigarettes out of her pocket, lighting one up between manicured nails.

@pennyroyald, ik you wanted me to @ you when the starter was done! Sorry it's a bit depressing though/srs

[irepookie]

CAESAR'S POV

Colorized

This is my first ever meme, I'm very proud of it.

[deliahale]

Uh oh 😳

[causereyna-artie]

Just incase you're having a bad day, I want you to know that in some universe Fleamont Potter is probably throwing it back Desi drunk dad style at a jegulus wedding

[062sstuff]

Now I'm high on caffeine so random thoughts hits me again. love in paradise Athena dives into Odysseus memories if I remember it correctly? Eh seems like so, and see all the sht he went through. If Athena flew and dive around so gracefully like an owl , I like to think that in Are's case the part of "let's see where you been" It would be him jump down and punching through Penelope's memory with it shattered like in glass shades and each ones he went through he just keep on punching until he landed right on the last remains of the boat trying to look for Penelope. "Where the heck r u girl" Loll sry me drunk.

[theartingace]

"I will destroy EVERYTHING you have come to love- just as you have taken it from me"

Lines and details under the cut!

[marshadellow]

This was supposed to be joke art but I ended up putting too much effort into it

[mcnostril]

A hero ensures the season of potato-giving goes without incident.

[wanderingpetunia]

The absolute rawest line from ep 18 "Names...we wont live long enough to need one"

Especially after the last episode about how important names are.