#number-one-momfriend

[raakxbecomedeviant]

//I gotta now Monroe came in holding the teddy bear raakx had made her, rubbing her eyes with a small tired yawn. "Papa? What's going on?"

// xD

Raakx looked at Monroe when she came in and gave a small warning on the phone before he put it down and walked towards her, smiling a little as he crouched down. “Nothing, baby, just a guy being dumb. You okay? Did I wake you up?”

[ask-gav800]

mod answers

plague-doctor-vampirat said: August 6th 2018, 1:49:20 pm · 16 days ago

This is quickly becoming my favourite ask blog, I love it so much

Anonymous said: August 6th 2018, 8:29:34 pm · 16 days ago

I love chibi's simplistic artstyle and Alison's cute one! I LOVE YOU BOOOOOTH

To the mods: I love how Gavin and Connor even have the same outfits across the artists (and different outfits on different days)! Keep up the good (and adorable) work! 

number-one-momfriend said: August 13th 2018, 10:39:21 pm · 8 days ago

//You're art is adorable 

Alison: GHKRJK THANK YOU!!

Chibi: THANKS SO MUCH SOBS

Chibi: We work very hard to make sure the outfits and backgrounds stay consistent, while using our own styles to create them! It’s definitely taken me out of my comfort zone for drawing tho, so all of this is a big learning experience for me!

kaimukiwahine submitted: August 5th 2018, 5:27:00 am · 17 days ago

(Sorry if this is a bit delayed, been sitting on the fence on how to do this in a silly way but I feel my usual silliness has overstayed its welcome so.. Thank you so much for the dealing with my shenanigans. Finding this blog and the fun everyone creates just made me want to pick drawing back up and try to improve. So in short, thank you so much again for creating this blog and being handling the curveballs I’ve been throwing (haha)If you guys are ever in need of something or to not do the things, I’m game (b ‘u’)b. (If Hector doesn’t swing a direct visit first). Hope you all have a good rest of the weekend!)

Alison: I really appreciate your additions to our asks~ For all of us, it’s wonderful to see people interacting with our tweets… ;w;) best to have fun all together

Alison: (and we’re sorry for our own delay answering rhtkjdkf)

Chibi: I agree with Alison! Your additions had literally been the highlight of our days when we saw them! I even told Alison and Nat that I wanted Gavin to own those briefs in the fic I’m gonna be writing lol Chibi: Having an interactive audience is always extremely fun, and I hope you don’t feel like you have to stop ;u;

Nat: Don't ever worry about overstaying your welcome. We’re all here to have fun!!!

Nat: Your art always makes me smile and it just makes us all really happy that you seem to have as much fun as we are.

Nat: It sounds a bit repetitive but I still want to say it lol Your additions highlight our day every time.

Nat: It’s fun to post these answers and wait to see how you all react, and knowing someone is enjoying it keeps me going lol

Nat: akdkfjja I ran out of words but basically, thank you for the art and being awesome in general

Anonymous said: August 15th 2018, 3:31:15 pm · 7 days ago

Convin is my otp

Alison: binch me2

Nat: Bitch, me too. The fuck?

Chibi: same hat

Anonymous said: August 10th 2018, 4:16:53 pm · 12 days ago

is ThAT a hOMesUck???¿¿1?¿!

Anonymous said:August 13th 2018, 8:10:25 pm · 9 days ago

is,,,,, is that a homestuck reference in the background,, or am I crazy

Anonymous said: August 13th 2018, 10:03:43 pm · 9 days ago

Hey Gavin! You were old enough know about it at the time, you ever read Homestuck? You can’t fool me, I see that doodle of Connor up there.

Alison: chibi is. a Dirty Homestuck

Chibi: yes, it me. i am the homestuck. and i inadvertently made tina one. i’m so sorry tina. 

also!!! -OFFENDED GASP- THAT IS A DRAWING OF GAVIN THAT I WORKED VERY HARD ON (i only spent like 2 mins on it)

Anonymous said: August 7th 2018, 12:28:32 pm · 15 days ago

wait, connor do you have dog ears?

Anonymous said: August 6th 2018, 8:51:19 pm · 16 days ago

CONNOR YOU HAVE DOG EARS 

Alison: it’s just my weeb ass style, dw about it

Nat: it’s adorable, right?

Chibi: Connor is puppy

deviantschmeviant said: August 6th 2018, 4:31:23 pm · 16 days ago

who’s top and who’s bottom? 😏😏

Alison: we’re a sfw blog!! boi!!!

Alison: but anyway lol chibi and i have the rare opinion of gavin top (he’s a switch, not super sub) and connor bottom

Alison: (even as trans!! don’t waste that asshole energy y’all)

Alison: if u really wanna ask more about our nsfw opinions, ask Chibi and I on our personals

Chibi: yeah, we have lots of opinions on this matter :^) lmaoooo

[raakxhyr]

BITCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU

ILY TOO MAN!!

[amberferrisarchive]

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌  𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓  𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑  𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄:       ☾      /   @momfriend​ 

send a ☾ and i will generate a number for what my muse says to yours.

they  weren’t  friends  really.  she  was  nancy’s  friend,  he  was  nancy’s  boyfriend,  a  handful  of  awkward  conversations,  that  was  pretty  much  the  extent  of  their  shared  connection.  well  that  and  facing  down  a  nightmare  creature  in  the  byers  living  room,  but  amber  did  her  best  to  block  out  that  memory.

yet  that  night  she  found  herself  standing  at  the  door  to  the  harrington’s  home,  cardigan  wrapped  tightly  around  her  as  she  fought  off  the  late  january  chill.  her  house  had  been  so  quiet,  her  mom  joining  her  dad  for  the  week  on  some  business  trip.  at  first  she’d  gone  to  the  wheelers’,  but  the  lights  had  all  been  off,  the  family  probably  out  actually  spending  time  together.  a  foreign  concept  to  the  ferris’.  so  amber  had  sought  out  the  only  person  she  knew  had  parents  as  absent  as  her  own.  maybe  steve  got  lost  in  the  silence  too.  a  house  this  big,  the  loneliness  would  echo.  

as  the  door  opened  before  her  she  didn’t  give  him  a  chance  to  question  why  she  was there.  ❝  one  more  night  alone,  i’ll  go  insane.  ❞  ‘please  don’t  make  me  go  home’,  her  eyes  practically  begged.

[adhdnightmare]

tagged by: @demon-of-the-ancient-world

name/nickname: Autumn but I go by AJ,

gender: Female

star sign: Scorpio

height: 5″6

time: 2:21 am

birthday: November

favourite bands: Linkin Park, Faun, Black Veil Brides, Goo Goo Dolls.

favourite solo artists: David Bowie, Bryan Adams and probably more I just cant think of atm

song stuck in my head: Suprisingly none

last movie: The Help

last show: Vikings (I watch it over and over again for inspiration with writing or mood boards)

when did I create this blog: I have no idea I think a few years ago

what I post: Christian quotes, vikings things and random stuff I think is funny or cute

last thing I googled:  How to find out how long ive been on tumblr cause I cant find my archive XD

other blogs: shhh it’s a secret

following: 445

followers: 331

average hours of sleep: 7 and added naps

lucky number: 4

instruments: None

what I am wearing: shorts and an old comfy yellow shirt

dream trip: Japan, Ireland, or anywhere with an ocean, I also want to go back to the Smoky Mountains again, its so peaceful there.

favourite food: Steak and rice

nationality: American

favourite song: I cant choose just one

last book I read: The Bible probably, I usaully just read fanfics atm.

top 3 fictional universes I would like to live in: Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy Universe, maybe Harvest Moon

Tagging: @nukyster-blog @crazedvikings @maidenxfthemxuntains @rogue-snorunt @number-one-momfriend @radioactiveblight and anyone who wants to join in! No pressure to fill this out of course!

[swagfirellama]

Answer 21, Tag 21

Been tagged by the lovely @arcanasass, first time i'm doing this and I'm already regretting doing it on mobile -.-

1. Nicknames: Jesus (not even joking), Mom, Momfriend

2. Zodiac Sign: Cancer

3. Height: 5'6

4. Hogwarts House: I'd like to think I'm a Hufflepuff, but every test I've done in the last ten years said I'm a Gryffindor.

5. Last thing I googled: 170 cm in feet "Black henna tattoo"

6. Favourite Musician: Sleeping At Last, Queen, Panic! At The Disco, Welshly Arms... do musicals count?

7. Song stuck in my head: It's been a constant loop between "Killer Queen" and, oddly enough, "if i never knew you" from Disney's Pocahontas. Until I accidentally listened to "If I could tell her" by Ben Platt just when I thought I escaped it.

8. Following: 148

9. Followers: After getting rid of all the bots I still have 31 follower which is pretty amazing since I post original content, like, once a blue moon so thanks a lot y'all!

10. Do I get asks? Haha no

11. Amount of sleep: Haha no Sleep can last from a solid 9 hours to not at all but most nights are around 6 hours or so.

12. Lucky Numbers: 2 and 6

13. What I'm wearing: Grey sweatpants and a blue top.

14. Dream job: Sociologist, though I always wanted to become an illustrator or character designer qwq

15. Dream trip: ooh boy, where to start? I really wanna visit the Pacific islands, exploring the land. I wanna visit Scandinavia, Norway to Finland. A trip through the rest of Europe? Gladly. North America? Sure! As long as I'm not only surrounded by tourists I don't really have a preference!

16. Favourite food: Spring rolls and Mie Goreng/stir fried noodles!

17. Instruments: With enough patience I can play a couple of songs on the Piano and accompany on the electric bass. If I'm trying to impress someone I might be able to play the upright bass eh don't count on it.

18. Languages: English, German (my mother tongue) and enuogh French to understand someone speaking, but not enough to hold a conversation.

19. Favourite song: right now it's "Secret for the Mad" by doodie.

20. Random Fact: Apparently I can get my teacher from concerned to impressed to disappointed in a matter of seconds. I have the "potential", but I can't act on it, it seems.

21. Aesthetic: late summer evenings, cuddling on the couch at golden hour, dozens of tea blends, doodling flowers everywhere.

Alright, this wasn't so bad! In case you haven't done this: @acontentquarter @the-arcana-hoe @talesofmetalandmagic @vesuvias-caravanserai @merololo @sapphysparrow @superemoghost @remi-demi94 @queenpantsu @jamesmcavoysbae @notsolocalcryptid @coffee-magician

Feel free to do or not do it!

Have a good one~

[schrijverr]

Batman is the what now?

During an interview some members of the justice league get asked who the momfriend is and the answer was easy.

Ships: none

Warnings: none, but tell me if you feel like there are!

~~~~~~~~

“Hi everybody, today we’re joined by some extra special guests. Give it up for Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash and Aquaman from the Justice League!” the interviewer said.

The heroes said their hellos and she went on: “Today I’ll be asking them questions that you guys send in. We’re all very excited to have you. So, first up, we have from Twitter ‘How is life in the Watchtower?’”

She looked at them expectantly. They shared a look before Superman said: “It’s great. We all have our own homes, but this is a second home with a second family.”

The others nodded in agreement. “How nice,” the interviewer said, “Does that mean you know each others secret identity?”

“That’s classified. Sorry.” Wonder Woman quickly said.

And so another ten questions were asked, about who stole the snacks, who forgot things the most and even if they bet on certain things they shouldn’t. Then she asked: “So, who’s the momfriend?”

The league members looked confused and she explained: “The friend who acts like a mom, is always taking care of each other, that sort of thing.”

The heroes thought about it.

~

Flash was being an idiot. His arm was broken and he had broken a rib, but he refused to go to he med-bay. He insisted that he was fine, because he had fast healing. Then Batman cut him off and said: “You may have fast healing, but if it heals wrong we have to break it again and when that happens I’ll re-break your bones myself. Med-bay, now!”

Flash pouted, but did as Batman said.

~

Aquaman was out of it. No one knew how to point it out, so they had just avoided the broody king of the seas. But it was hard to ignore when your in a meeting with him and need his opinion as well. So Batman said: “Aquaman, we need your input as well. What’s wrong?”

Aquaman huffed and said: “Why would you listen to me. No one else does when I’m talking about something important.”

“We listen to you, so spill.”Batman said.

Aquaman stayed silent for a second before breaking. He said: “I try to get everyones attention to how bad the pollution of the sea is getting, but no one wants to listen. And it’s bad down there and it’s bad for up here and I don’t get why people won’t listen.”

Batman thought it over and said: “Join a protest group. They do actions and with your control over sea animals they could get extra attention, besides you’re a king. Technically, you should be able to request a meeting about this with the UN.”

Aquaman seemed happy with new options and smiled, after that the meeting went by very smooth.

~

Green Lantern was tired. He just had a really stressful week and to top it all of he just had to save the world with the JLA, which was all good of course, but that also meant that they would have a meeting right after about the battle, which he would have to sit through before getting to crash on his bed. He was half lying half sitting on the couch trying to stay awake for the meeting that would start any moment now when Batman walked past. He tried to sit up, but it was just too much work. Batman noticed him move, stopped and observed him for a while and then said: “Go to bed, Hall. You’re tired and you did good. I’ll cover for you.”

Green Lantern nodded and fell asleep almost instantly. He only heard Batman say: “Green Lantern couldn’t make it, he sends his apologies.” before letting the darkness take him.

~

Batman and Superman were on a stake out when Superman got thirsty. He looked around hoping to find anything to drink around him. It was kind of embarrassing that he didn’t take anything to drink with him on a stake out, but mistake happens. Batman noticed and silently handed him his bottle of water. Superman thanked him and they went on to stare in at their targets.

~

They were all in a lair with magic stuff, looking for a spellbook on how to turn some unfortunate citizens back into their normal self. They were picking stuff up and looking at it when Batman noticed them doing it. He immediately ordered: “Drop all of that! We’re in a witches home. Don’t you think some of these objects could be cursed?”

Everyone looked down at their hands and quickly put back the item they were holding.

~

They all looked at each other before saying: “Batman.” at the same time.

The interviewer looked shocked and she asked: “Are you sure? Is Gothams feared Dark Knight the momfriend?”

Flash nodded enthusiastically and said: “Absolutely.”

A week later when the interview aired the whole Internet exploded. For three weeks the number one on trending was #Batmanisthemomfriend and all the stories about people who had seen him interact with his kids became popular overnight. The League expected Batman to be mad, but when they asked him about it, he smiled and said: “No, I don’t mind. We all need a reminder now and then.” and then he had walked away.

[perfectlullabies]

taurus + leo + sun + ceres 💜

taurus: name 3 of your favorite books.

crash (jg ballard), the idiot (fyodor dostoyevsky), the painted bird (jerzy kosiński). it somtimes varies tho but crash is probably still number one 

leo: name something you love about yourself.

i like that i’m hardworking and i like to learn

sun: describe yourself in 3 words.

goal-oriented, thoughtful, patient

ceres: are you a momfriend?

to some degree!!!! but yeah i think i’ve got this vibe? 

[adhdnightmare]

@number-one-momfriend

[fromedcns-blog]

*  medalion rahimi, age 24, she/her | oh, them? that’s ghalia majid. they’ve lived in carina bay for, like, twenty four years. last time i spoke to them they were a sports journalist, and if i remember correctly, they’re a cancer. seeing them around always makes me think of keys clicking away on a keyboard, floral printed skirts and birds chirping in the morning. ( lissa, 21, est, she/her )  

hey guys it me lmao i’m so excited to bring ghalia here, i’ve been playing her for a while now and love her a lot so i hope u guys do too cus i love it here and i think/hope she’ll fit in great!! this whole intro post is pretty much taken from a bio i wrote for her i just kinda cut it up and added some new things to switch it up so here ya go!! 

ghalia is always set out to do the right thing and she’s definitely a #momfriend type. making sure her friends and everyone around her is ok or asking if they need anything/being concerned is a huge part of her personality.. even if it can be overbearing at times. she sees the world in a positive light rather than the much more realistic hell hole it can be. sometimes this can make her seem naive, but she’s just someone who finds it more beneficial to see the good side of things. 

she can be kinda nosy and annoying like … no joke about that. she loves taking care of people but she can also be kinda invasive and too In Your Face about it without even realizing. she absolutely means well but sometimes doesn’t see herself crossing a line until it’s too late 

she’s also quite ambitious and believes that people can achieve anything they want to (motivational speaker much?) she always has her sights set on something bigger than herself and for the most part, she feels like her potential has no limits. she thrives off of opportunity and optimism even if she lives in her head a lot, and even if what’s brewing in her head really makes no sense or has no possibility of ever happening. she looks at life as en empty canvas, just waiting for her to fill it with her thoughts and desires but as most things are, it’s easier said than done.

this doesn’t stop her from wanting the greatest life she could possibly have, but she has high expectations for herself and doesn’t want to fall short of them. with this kind of personality, it may seem like she’s isolating herself from others when she has her mind set on something, but she’s an extrovert through and through and loves people, but sometimes has a hard time bursting out of the dream space in her head.

she’s been this way since she was a child. her parents are both immigrants, they came to american from tehran, iran in the 80s and created a new life themselves and worked to make sure their children had better opportunities growing up. they ended up in new york at first for their careers (her mom is a teacher, her dad is a professional photographer and he teaches lessons at a studio) and eventually settled in carina bay before ghalia was born because it seemed like a great place to raise a family. ghalia looks up to them like no one else, she admires their courage and their strength and their tenacity to never settle for less than what they deserve. so it’s because of them, not just blind hope, that ghalia reaches for the even beyond the stars and keeps reaching even when her arms can’t go anymore.

although she’s a bright and spirited person who always wants to do right by others, that also causes ghalia to have a number of downfalls that all add up and can create quite a monster of an emotional mess. she’s stubborn and a special kind of reckless; feels embarrassed admitting she failed at something she put all her effort into even when the horizon that is the finish line really wasn’t as close as she thought. disappointment is her enemy yet she comes face to face with it often, usually from her own doing. she wants to know everything all the time, her curious mind wanders and wanders until it finds trouble she never knew existed. when she drills too hard into conversation and hits sore spots and doesn’t realize it until she’s made everyone around her uncomfortable– she wants to be open with people, when it’s not always possible. not everyone can relate to the positivity she thrives on and that frustrates her sometimes.

other tidbits/fun facts:

ghalia has always been interested in writing and photography (something she got from her dad), the two have been her main creative outlet growing up. she majored in journalism at wake forest university and decided to focus on sports as she grew into her career path and works for a local newspaper covering mostly soccer through the nc courage and north carolina fc! 

she played soccer growing up and into highschool and thought she might continue into college but honestly she wasn’t THAT good and decided the sidelines were better suited for her anyways where she could help behind the scenes and volunteered wherever they needed her and she was also the team photographer for a while 

((listen i’m a huge sports nerd so why not live vicariously through her lolol))

she’s a very talkative, very social ‘lil thing. she’s always been that kind of kid in school who got moved for talking to the person sitting her, but she was also that person who talked and talked no matter if her neighbor was a stranger or not. that gets her into trouble sometimes. she can be overwhelming when having conversations, she always has a million things to say and usually not enough time to say it. also, not everyone always wants to hear the oh so thrilling details about her walk back to her apartment yesterday, but she’d swear on her life that you *need* to hear about the squirrel that followed her the entire way. bottom line is, she loves to talk but needs to be told to shut up every once in a while. it’s only for her own good.

she’s a lesbian and very into girls although she’s kinda shy about dating and has only been in one serious relationship 

besides her main passions/hobbies being photography and writing, ghalia also enjoys nature, staying up late reading wiki articles on conspiracy theories, watching paranormal story time videos on youtube at 4 am, and she also wants to learn as many languages as she can. for now, she can speak conversational farsi, the language that, outside of english, is the main language her family speaks, and it’s important to her that she’s able to keep in touch with her relatives still living in iran. she’s not so great at writing it quite yet but she’s working on it. she’s not too bad at speaking spanish, she took several years of classes ever since middle school and falls in and out of practicing it currently. she’s attempted french and german, but only got as far as a couple activities on duolingo before her attention got dragged to her next project. one day she’ll be fluent in them all, one day.

her family is her heart, she’ll defend them until the day she dies and longer, they’re her lifeline and especially her brother, reza majid, who’s 5 years younger and the apple of ghalia’s eye. she has a protective nature about her and that’s due in part to how much she loves her family and little brother, and only wants the best for them, and she feels that way about everyone she cares about.

some connection ideas i just thought of!!!

childhood friends - from like age 4 or something like weeee lil things since ghalia has lived here her whole life, that’d be cute

roommates - it’d be fun if they got along really well and were friends beforehand we love a cute roommate connection

coworkers - from the local paper she works at mayhaps??

former teammates / college friends - ik wake forest is very specific but it could also be friends/teammates from high school or something like that :^)

i’d also love some kinda former relationship?? i imagine her to only have ever been in one real serious relationship, maybe kinda recently or something and it was a big deal and had a big impact on ghalia and maybe there’s lingering feelings or unresolved feelings, idk!!! we could work it out!! 

id LUV a ride or die friend or multiple

also maybe someone who can’t stand ghalia bc she’s nosy and annoying

i don’t know im going out to dinner soon with my fam so i haven’t thought much more about plots but i’m open to all and any ideas! if anyone wants to chat on discord feel free to hmu there @ #lissa7602 or here in the IMs!!! <3333 

[raakxbecomedeviant]

I did the thing kind of

//

It’s adorable! Raakx all flustered. On-spot 10/10

[bitchfromtheseventhhell]

I don't even ship J x D but the modern AU with dragons as kids and Jon as the teacher is just so LOL I love it. Like what if they had a hot steamy hook up in a bar and then the next day is the the triplets first day at school and surprise! Jon is their teacher. And J&D are all well we should call it off because this is frowned upon and inappropriate but they keep bantering and eye flirting until the ~~sexual tension ~~ is too much and sex happens. Aaahhhh IDEK what this is bt I ship it now lmao

so i know you didn’t send this as a fic prompt but my hand slipped

she’s never been allowed to be irresponsible.  not ever.  it comes from being a mother, from being the only person responsible for her children, from every single piece that has fallen into place over the course of her life.

and when irri and jhiqui are out celebrating their anniversary two nights before the triplets are supposed to start first grade, dany calls missandei and begs her for babysitting and signs herself up to be the designated driver for the night.

she’s not the irresponsible one.  she’s the momfriend, and irri and jhiqui get very drunk and start shouting obsceneties at the rugby match that they are watching while dany keeps an eye on her phone.  the triplets like missandei, and god knows missandei has gained the experience necessary to handle their shenanigans over the course of the years, but that doesn’t mean she’s not half expecting the house to explode because drogon is a little too fond of just…poking things to see how they work.

there’s a group of rather rowdy men at the table next to them, all wearing black shirts and screaming at the television every time their team does well.  it doesn’t take long before jhiqui starts drunkenly haranguing them and their designated driver has to intercede because the one who’s built like a giant ox is all red-faced and trying to get into jhiqui’s grill.

“you mind yours and i’ll mind mine?” he asks her with a slight smile.  he’s got dark hair and grey eyes and she’s quite sure he’s given her a once over several times over the course of the evening.  he’s quite attractive, a thought that makes daenerys laugh to herself.  she’s in absolutely no place to even begin pursuing some guy at a sports bar.  he’d probably go running for the hills if he knew she had triplets.

which is, of course, how she ends up in the bathroom with him as the night wears on, her legs wrapped around his hips and him moaning into her neck as he presses into her.  she’s never allowed to be irresponsible, and he was right there, and she wanted him and he wanted her and she’d never picked anyone up in a bar before so why the hell not? it wasn’t like he was going to ever see her again.  it’s about the adrenaline rush, as she’s sure that everyone else in the bar–shouting as they are over rugby–would understand.

he slips her his number when they emerge, her hair disheveled and his face flushed.  she puts it in her wallet and is quite sure she’ll never call him.

the school is a nice one, and the wall decorations are lovely.  per instructions from the homeroom teacher, daenerys has brought a photograph in of each of her triplets, all of them grinning and looking perfectly angelic at her camera.  later today, she imagines, she’ll see them stapled to the wall under their names.  she hopes that first grade is better than kindergarten, that drogon hasn’t made his teacher cry and that viserion doesn’t hide too well on the play-ground during hide and seek such that the principle doesn’t have to call her and let her know that they’ve lost her son.  

she shakes the hand of the head teacher–an aging man named jeor mormont, who, she is shocked to learn, is jorah’s father.  knowing jorah’s relationship with his father, she doesn’t tell him that she’s very fond of his son, and that he’s a good friend, and smiles when jeor waves his hand to introduce the assistant teacher to her.

except he doesn’t have to, because “my name’s jon,” he’d said over the sounds of groans as the black-shirted team had lost possession two nights before.  he looks wholly startled to see her there, and moreso that she’s got three kids in tow.

“your…nephews and niece?” he asks slowly.

“my children,” she says and watches as he does the mental math to try and work out how young she’d been when she’d had them.  she lets him.  she’s used to people doing that by now.  it will follow her wherever she goes, she’s sure, until she’s old and grey and her children are in their middle age.  

“oh,” he says and he smiles at them, crouching down so he’s at an eye level.  “what are your names?”

rhaegal, ever the sweetheart, introduces her brothers excitedly and jon waves them towards the rug in the center of the room where the other first graders are already sitting.  jeor mormont is greeting the next parent and it’s just the two of them, now.

“uh,” he begins, but dany cuts him off, business like.  “keep an eye on drogon.  he’s going to be your troublemaker.  viserion’s the one who’s going to cry most when he misses me, and rhaegal will do what she can to prove that she doesn’t need either of her brothers, but the second one of them’s upset she’ll bite whoever’s causing it.  we’re working on the biting,” dany adds.

“right,” jon says.  “thanks so much.  and–”

dany shrugs.  “it was fun.  it was one night.”

“yeah,” jon says.  “one night.”  he holds out a hand and she shakes it.  

and that should be that.

except that it isn’t.

except that every day when she comes to pick them up, there he is, smiling.  he’s got such a lovely smile, and when the three kids are in the back seat, babbling away about their day at school, invariably there are stories about him.  “jon is funny,” rhaegal says.  “he always knows what to say to make us laugh.”

“he helped me color my dragon,” viserion says.  “look mommy,” and he hands the paper to her even though she’s drying.

drogon, too cool for school, doesn’t say anything, but she learns quickly that of all of them, he’s the one most eager to impress jon.  

“you’re a useful tactic,” she tells him while they’re getting their things one day.  “‘eat your greens or i’m telling jon,’ and they eat them right up.”

jon laughs.  “goes both ways,” he adds.  “they don’t want me to send notes home about misbehavior.”  dany smiles knowingly.  

“i’m a bit of a dragon mom,” she tells him.  “they know the limits, and they know what happens with misbehavior.  not that that stops them, but i’m glad to hear it’s helpful in the classroom.”

“i think you should date jon,” rhaegal tells her in the car.  “then he can be our new dad.”

she almost puts her foot down too hard on the brake.  if there’s one thing she’ll never tell her children, not even on her deathbed, it’s that she’d fucked their favorite teacher in the bathroom of a bar.  

“that’s not how it works,” drogon snaps at rhaegal.  “people don’t always marry people they date.  look at missandei.  she’s gone on tons of dates but hasn’t gotten married.”

rhaegal, annoyed at being wrong, mumbles, “yeah but then he’d be our new dad.”

she has no idea how she’ll tell them–or if she ever will.  they haven’t gotten that far yet.  one night at a bar turns into a second night in the front seat of his car.  she feels like the high schooler when she straddles him and rides him as he kisses her neck, her breasts behind a line of trees by a lake.  he feels so good against her skin, and he makes her laugh and he likes her kids and they like him and she knows–she really knows–that fucking him could cost him his job, but she doesn’t care because he doesn’t seem to care.

they can be discreet, right?  they can make this work, right?  she wants to believe it, has to believe it–not that she knows what it is.  they haven’t talked about that.  she won’t let them talk about it so long as he’s teaching her kids. because running around and fucking on the sly is something she can absolutely do, but if rhaegal keeps saying “but then he’d be our new dad,” that’s a whole different thing.

so they don’t talk about it.  it turns into a third time–again at a bar this time while she’s out with irri and jhiqui because rugby season turned into basketball season, and it turns into a fourth time in his apartment because honestly, why not just fucking commit to fucking and beds are comfortable, and turns into a fifth time before he says, between kisses, “i’m falling in love with you.”

“be careful,” she replies, “i may too–and then you’ll be stuck with my triplets for the rest of your life.”

he rolls them over so that she’s hovering over him now, and smiles up at her, and pulls her down to kiss him again.

[raakxhyr]

Tbh at that life is hard but I'm not a weak bitch, it made me think of a mood I'm always in 😂😂. The: *through tears* I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

xD it’s true

[adhdnightmare]

@number-one-momfriend

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Get to know me

Tagged by: @dbh-7s @raakxbecomedeviant

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better and answer the questions.

Relationship status: single and looking but being patient about it, I know God will send me the right person at the right time.

Favorite color: Turquoise

Top 3 ships: HaruhixTamaki. KyoxTohru. SarahxJareth.

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick

Last Song: I See You - Luke Bryan

Last movie: Venom

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Holiday Favorites Tag

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Rules: Tell us your holiday faves and tag ten people.

Name/Nickname: I go by 'Ranger' or 'Rangergirl'. :-)

Gender: Female

Favourite Cold Weather Drink: Hot coffee with lots of cream, chocolate milk, and a mini-candy cane tossed in to make it pepperminty. (Though the drink is best enjoyed if you take the candy-cane out of the plastic wrap first...lol)

White or Coloured Holiday Lights: Coloured ones (they're just so cheerful)

Favourite Winter Sport: I like to ice skate (worked out how to do it backwards) :-)

Number of Blankets I Sleep with: About three

Preferred Holiday Confection: Anything chocolate or marshmellowy.

Preferred Snowy Weather Activity: Sledding with friends

Last Thing You Baked: Double Chocolate Brownies

Homemade or Store-bought Gifts: I really love getting anything. The love is there regardless. :-)

Favourite Christmas/Holiday Film: Oh, tough one. I enjoy 'It's a Wonderful Life' mostly for nostalgic reasons but other than that I'm not a huge holiday movie kind of person. I'm just as likely to watch another episode of 'Fairy Tail' or something as a 'seasonal' movie.

Opening Presents Morning or Evening: Some in the evening, and some in the morning.

Favourite Holiday Song: All I Want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey and any holiday mix by Lindsey Stirling.

I tag @rohanrider3 @havetoomanyfandoms @noisypaintersong @avidbeader @zenthisoror @genius-prettyboy-momfriend-yoon @heart-of-the-stars @dragoknitter @fractalabomination and anyone else who wants to join! <3

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