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I'm glad I'm not dog showing in the US because I still do not understand how to calculate points. Why is it so complicated? Why are there divisions?? And I only just now discovered that it varies by breed??? Like if you have a Golden Retriever bitch in Vermont for example, you have to beat 9 bitches just to get 2 points. To get a major you'd have to beat 16!
In Canada it's just the same calculation every time. You beat 1 dog you get 1 point. You beat 2-4 you get 2. You beat 5-8 you get 3. You beat 9-11 you get 4. You beat 12+ you get 5. Boom easy.
#Canada has a much smaller population and fewer dog shows so I get why it's simplified ... But I don't really get why the AKC is like that#Yeah some locations have more or less dogs showing so the point schedule varies by region but like ... The dog still beat X#number of dogs
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
#this or they stand at the distance preferably behind the person speaking and mouth shit at him like#‘what’s my social security number?’#‘can u pick up dog food on the way home?’#‘do u know where my birth certificate is?’#‘are we getting cass individual gifts or are we doing a family one?’#bruce pretends to find it annoying but he actually finds it kinda funny#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#duke thomas#damian wayne#steph brown#cass cain#batfam#bat family#headcanon#rambles
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AU where Eddie takes his dog to the dog park almost every day being he saw a hot guy there once and is trying to manufacture a meet cute.
He actually succeeds in striking up a conversation with Hot Guy. His name is Steve and he’s there with Dustin. Eddie tells him about his own pup, Zeppelin.
They’re talking about the black eye Steve got at work last week when Eddie jokingly flirts that he could take him in a fight. Steve looks like he’s going to flirt back when a loud voice from his left pipes up like, “You could definitely take him in a fight. Everybody can. He gets beat up all the time.”
“I don’t get beat up all the time,” Steve scoffs, voice flipping from his soft spoken flirting to that of an annoyed older brother. He glared at the kid that appeared next to him, “I thought you were looking for rocks. Go find rocks.”
“I did,” The kid says, nonplussed about the tone being directed at him. “You want one? So you can defend yourself when you get beat up again.”
Eddie hides a smile when Steve looks every bit as annoyed as he is. The kid smiles at him, “This one looks like a tomahawk. Want it?”
“Yeah, I’ll take it,” Steve eventually says. He waves a hand at this kid like, “This is Dustin. Bane of my existence.”
“I thought you were a dog,” Eddie admits, accepting the rock the kid gives him.
“Yeah, he does that on purpose.”
#slowly making it a trope that Steve gives everybody the impression that Dustin is a dog#Eddie to Gareth later: Yeah so I met the love of my life today#Gareth: did you get his number?#Eddie: No. but his brother gave me a rock#Gareth: …like a penguin?#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson
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#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fanart#rip bram you will be missed#bram stoker#bsd bram#aya#aya bsd#bsd new chapter#idk the number sorry gang#this is so unfair#ely-comics#bsd 114.5#ty Nawy 🫶
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Kriemhilde, german shepherd, published 1922
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank#he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated#but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING#drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern#po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog#ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both#also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited#anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a#long post#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#also!!! to all who celebrate#ramadan kareem/eid mubarak#<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good
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Dazai is so kind ❤️

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★ 059 // “BORN TO SPIN” (Reference below the cut!)
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#gyjo#offerings#tools used:#clip studio paint#Once again having a meme/ref folder is coming in clutch. This idea came to me yesterday!!#If you're able to translate the Japanese I give you a little clap.#I changed the numbers to be a specific reference to something shared between these two. Whoever knows what it is gets a BIG clap.#I had a very brief moment when starting this where I asked myself “should I make them animals like in the ref?”#Which to me was the dumbest question I've asked myself in a while. OF COURSE. MAKE THEM SILLY ANIMALS!!!#They're already so cat and dog coded anyway....
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Half dog, half man, all identity crisis




#krillerfiller#dogman#dog man#dogman petey#dogman lil petey#petey the cat#petey#lil petey#dogman fanart#dogman art#dogman fandom#DOGMAN MOVIE IN T-MINUS UHHH SOME NUMBER OF DAYS!!!!!!!#I’m so excited I’m going to run towards the merch shelf and hold all the plushies while watching it#ME WHEN LIL PETEY MAKES THE SAME JOKE 100 TIMES: 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥👹👹👹‼️‼️💪💪💪💪🗣️YESSSS WAHOOO GO LIL GUY GO#can they put supa good on Spotify already I need it#I need it so bad………. why did it have to get leaked early#URGH….i love them i love found family#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love my dog. however as a golden retriever she was bred to be comfortable swimming in the chilly lakes of scotland retrieving ducks, and therefore comes with two waterproof coats built in. she thrives in the cold. she loves the snow. I was built to huddle under three blankets in front of a computer and suffer when it’s cold. I am allergic to winter. I have to take supplements or I go crazy.
which is to say: it’s 18 degrees, snowy, and dark. and my dog and I are having a Difference Of Opinion,
#the morgan dog#the number of times this week she’s given me a look like ‘well I’M not worried about slipping and dying in the ice’#’and I’M not cold’#’how do you feel about standing together and staring into the wind and snow and sniffing. why are you shaking.’
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Lazytown crossover ._ .
#DoA are number one#the real villains#yeahhh#bsd#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bsd nikolai#bungo stray dogs fanart#fanart#bsd fyodor#nikolai gogol#doa#decay of angels#doa bsd#bram stoker#bsd bram#bsd fukuchi#fukuchi ouchi#sigma#bsd sigma#bsd nikolai gogol#nikolai bsd#fyodor bsd#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai fanart#my art
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Since World's Beyond Number reached 30,000 paid subscribers they released a teaser of Arc 3 and this was my whole take away.
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i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries
#rambling#this post was about 3 different fandoms#number 1 was my friend trying to explain to me what was happening to dazai bungo stray dogs (i have not seen bungo stray dogs)#number 2 was ominscient reader viewpoint. anything tagged MAJOR SPOILERS for orv is either completely incomprehensible or like.#an image of someone interacting with a book. and somehow BOTH manage to be emotionally devastating in context#number 3 was me trying to explain genshin lore to a friend and realizing i sounded deranged saying shit like#“after the primoridal one fought the second who came celestia used nails to supposedly heal the land but enkanomiya still sank rip”#how did the wot fandom find this i am a gaming blog mostly..
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