#number 1 dad

[omoriisstruggling]

the pookie <3

without the filters + reference below :)

[chronicsyd]

ON the topic of RE7&8 can we talk about how Ethan’s one of the most UNPREPARED protagonists in a horror game like… Ever?

Like dude went to a Random Ass farm in Louisiana on the off chance that his missing wife Might be there (cause he does admit that it could be a prank for all he knows) and comes face to face with a vhs tape showing people dying in the house he’s in, said wife going on a violent rampage resulting in him being stabbed and having his hand cut off, being force fed intestines and other grotesque stuff by a family he’s never even met but knows him, having said family try to kill him NUMEROUS times, while going off about “being part of the family” that’s trying to Murder him, having to go on a scavenger hunt on the off chance that whatever he’s finding could possibly help out Mia and then at the end of it all has to kill a Giant Mold Monster.

And, while he seems more prepared in RE8 with military training and gun books he’s still WAY in over his head with his Baby daughter getting kidnapped and dealing with the Lords who drink blood, antagonize him with hallucinations of his supposedly dead wife, a fetus monster thingy, a gross sludge monster with mommy issues, a dude with metal powers and Even MORE mommy issues, said “mommy” that kidnapped his daughter in the First place ripping out his heart and learning he’s been DEAD since the Baker incident 3 years prior.

Like damn dude could NOT catch a break!

[reidmania]

my manger bestie gave me a number 1 dad badge today at the end of my shift as i was clocking off and said ‘thanks for everything u do daddy’ kissed my cheek and then walked off.

keep in mind i am female, and i do not have any children what so ever.

just thought u all needed this information.

[dank-memer-to-the-extreme-r]

My dad waking up seeing #1 dad and not even noticing

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

[choccy-milky]

HAPPY LATE BDAY TO @the-ozzie's MILLIE 🎉 crackhead collage of her and clora bc theyre besties💖👯

[louferrignojrofficial]

he’s so stupid. i love him

[neotomiccccc]

rkgk

[ollydollycowbaby]

Happy birthday to one of the best dads around!

Here have some pics of the Birthday Boy that make him look incredible cute…and yes, it’s all just Dad!Jackles

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

A fun fact about "Bertie Changes His Mind" is that Bertie's preferred method of daughter acquisition (viz., adoption) is one he shared with Wodehouse, at least partially. Wodehouse clearly didn't mind the "marriage" part of the process, but he never had biological children and seemingly had no interest in doing so (everything we know about him points to him being very asexual):

Another fun fact is that he enlisted the help of his daughter Leonora on this particular story for the scenes in the girls' school:

The "intimidating headmistress" archetype was also pulled from Wodehouse's real life, and this will not be the last time we see her in the Jeeves stories:

(first and last excerpts are from P.G. Wodehouse: man and myth by Barry Phelps. The letter to Leonora is from Yours, Plum, edited by Frances Donaldson.)

[bloodibambiidoll]

MERRY DILF HOLIDAYS !! Repost this with your favourite (underrated?) DILF (or MILF). Thank u for tagging me pookie @sturnioloshacker ❤️

What y’all know bout JOSH MF HARTNETT!!🗣️🗣️

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[radiance1]

Did Danny initially want to go to another of Vlad's galas and interact with people?

No, not really.

But he did after hearing that there's a good chance the Wayne's would be making an appearance, and with the Wayne's would undeniably come one Timothy Drake-Wayne.

In other words, his enemy number 1.

So, he finally steps out of Vlad's manor for once to tag along and meet Timothy.

When he got there, he had some regrets, mostly because Timothy wasn't there, and also because socialization is just, not for him. It involves a lot of smiling, taking to people, handshakes, did he mention talking to people?

So, safe to say he stays close to Vlad so that he can be his meat shield and talk to people in his stead.

A while later, while he was regretting ever agreeing to this since the one condition he was promised wasn't fulfilled, the Wayne's pop up.

Needless to say, Danny vanished from Vlad's side and appeared by Tim's quite quickly while Vlad was talking with Bruce.

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[splo0shh]

Showing off some of my favourite bnha characters :]

I like how almost all of them are blond, and then there's Kirishima and Endeavour

[mereelskirata]

Day ???: Still got Uncle Fox and babies on the brain.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[epickiya722]

What do you mean you can put your top fave five in an poll image thingy?!

If you want to do it ⬇