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I mean it when I say 15> years for killing someone because if drinking and driving is not nearly enough
#watching rotten mangos recent and I remember when the body cam came out and i was so annoyed that since she was young and probably no record#she would get off easy for killing TWO PEOPLE#luckily I think she got like 12-15 years which is high for drunk driving killing but that fact annoys me#especially in this day and age#there is no excuse to drink and drive#now with Uber#you can schedule it you can give keys to a friend.#I hate it#rae’s rambles
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phil adding to his reputation of not giving a shit about dan’s health by calling his orthostatic hypotension “so annoying” is giving me life, this man is simply allergic to losing the idgaf war
#*hypotension#thanks to the people who pointed it out!!#first he sends him to the hospital in an uber or whatever and now this?#peak comedy fr#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#daniel howell#phukbang#text#mine
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if anyones able to throw a few bucks my way it'd be much appreciated, an automatic payment went through at the worst time and i'm a lil bit in the negatives until next wednesday 💔 anything at all helps!!!

vnm: tobias_leviathan
pp: paypal.me/bewearrr
#im officially at the point where my bank account isnt still in the negatives after getting paid so thats good#for a while i was perpetually a few hundred dollars negative no matter what#i just got a raise at work and im getting another raise next month its gonna be awesome#but for right now i got fucked by a paypal pay in 4 i forgot about 😭#i need to pay my electric bill soon as well as getting groceries and ubers#literally anything helps
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pyramid game is such a perfect little drama for the sapphics because you've got a whole demented psychological thriller going on about high school girls creating a whole fake social class system that results because one bored little princess bitch thought it'd be funny, and you've got all these dynamics that can only be boiled down to some kind of love story because like. ye lim and eun jeong's dynamic? the princess idol and her athlete bodyguard. soo ji and ja eun's dynamic? the cold mastermind and the compassionate heart. even whatever da yeon and seol ha have got going on? typical hitter and loyal dog dynamic. the list can go on.
#caroline talks#pyramid game#like da yeon is an awful person but as soon as seol ha spoke up. like her first words were about how she hates ha rin#for having da yeon in the palm of her hand. like. okay. gay.#i also think a lot about ha rin and ja eun. like i despise ha rin so much but there's something distinctly gay about that behavior.#oh you see ja eun happy? you're obsessed that ja eun's happy? and now you want to ruin her for it?#i know that deeper down it's all a commentary about social class and how the uber wealthy and uber powerful will find new and creative ways#to screw over people who come from different socioeconomic backgrounds. because at the end it's really all about power#and how ha rin cannot fucking STAND not being seen as the silent ruler of the class#this got away from me. yes it's all about power.#it is also a bit about gay lust. it can be both <3
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do you have any advice for drawing kitties? I would love to start my own clangen blog but the actual art is my final hurdle
honestly the biggest advice i have is that references are your best friend. find good drawings of cats and trace them to figure out the shapes, observe the way that the muscles twist and the joints bend, eventually you'll start to figure out the shapes on your own--though i think that references will always be important, no matter how good of an artist you are
my second biggest advice is do it bad. draw it and try not to care about how it looks--because it WILL look bad sometimes!!! and you will never stop having art that sometimes looks bad. it will never come out looking exactly the way you want it to, and spending all your time doing sketches that don't work the way you're hoping will only leave you with a hundred half finished drawings. do it bad
#fallenasks#uber-dawn#also a smaller tip is that i see a lot of people draw out their sketches with circles#which is great if that works for you! but thats the way i tried to do it for years and i didn't like it#then i realized i could do whatever fucking shape i wanted#now i do squares and art is so much easier. play with shapes a lot in your sketches and in your lines and colors and what have you#it will look weird and it will look bad. that is art <3
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I love it when a group of Heavies being silly has a few Medics hanging around healing them, like they're just enjoying their husbands' antics (when they aren't being silly themselves). It's cute!
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#team fortress 2#heavy#medic#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#well it's implied what#z art#the rare horizontally long pic#love seeing a friendly heavy running around with a lone medic pocketing him as well for similar reasons#just like oh this is what we're doing now alright then#have i pocketed people just goofing off? yes#did i uber a battle spy multiple times because i thought it was funny? yes#it was totally worth it
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Sharing is caring 🍫💝
#Valentines Day#anthro art#anthro#furry art#furry#[Feza]#[Jasper]#oc art#aight now im uber eepy. I pumped out too much art in a week. See ya in april uwu#classic mode
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the longer I’m in this fandom the more alien I’ve decided Steven eventually becomes over time as he ages
#listen#you can’t give me a canon hybrid and expect me to Not get super weird with their anatomy#so now my new headcanon is that over the years all his organic cells eventually get replaced by hard light analogues#until eventually he’s like. so his body Mimicks organic life and he instinctively still follows many Habits of organic life but#he is actually No Longer organic at all#instead just an Uber Goddamn Complex hard light construct- wholly unique and brand new#high key obsessed with this idea now#jen rambles
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Moon Waltz
#omori#watercolour art#omori fanart#basil omori#omori basil#moon#this one was an uber quick drawing#i wish to refine it in the future!#enjoy for now!
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god the way Faulkner goes from having the keys from all the doors in the Gulch to literally being unable to leave his own chambers in the Grand Aquifer without armed guards(!!) letting him out
oh the absolute loss of agency and autonomy of it all!! damn Faulkner how does it feel being a prisoner of the myth you’ve made yourself into and being quite literally physically trapped in the narrative of your own creation huh


#oh high prophet we are really in it now#clutching my head the very same image that awarded him power ended up making him completely powerless in the end#sighing deeply… faulkner im calling you an uber (it will not save him nothing can save him)#brother faulkner#the silt verses
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been thinking about this a lot. literally the only times where the monarch has "broken character" is when he's taken another persona [that disguise in sphinx rising, the blue morpho] because it allows him to talk to rusty in a somewhat civil manner without him actually being himself and breaking the facade he's kept up for pretty much his whole life.
rusty also falls into this pattern because god forbid the former child star be perceived as anything else and if that reputation turned negative he would literally be left with nothing except his last name.
and then comes the end of baboon heart and they're both finally forced to at least pause that facade because both he and the monarch have to accept their actual selves and what this all means for them. and then monarch immediately goes back into character like nothing happened. i see you cycleboy i know your ways.
#now somebody call me an uber!#sometimes im like I wish we got to see these 2 interact with each other like normal people more and then i remind myself#that their perceptions of each other are so skewed that can never happen unless the circumstances are unbelievably dire#but then again there's that whole thing with future rusty calling the monarch by his actual name like. Whats that all about#shitbug torment for 10000000 years#rusty venture#the monarch#the venture bros#vbros
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I don't really know how to express it in a way that doesn't make me cringe and delete but I Am Not Okay right now
Trying to tell myself it could be much worse but damn does that not make me feel better. I don't want to whine because it could be much worse and I should be grateful it's not but going through it while having my first PMDD episode in months is not helping me think properly!
#eve rambles#pmdd#i feel kind of insane#i feel bad complaining about having to pay out of pocket for dental care because i do have savings which can cover it#but i don't have a way to the dentist as there's no transit so im gonna have to call a cab/uber#don't have time off work so lost wages while i go to the dentist#but like i have savings so it's not like i can't go#i feel ungrateful because so many people don't have savings and past me ws screwed and lost a tooth because i couldn't afford it#now im just rambling but i feel bad for wishing i had pto sometimes because i don't have a hard job so i should be happy to be employed#i don't deal with the public and i am making more than i ever had by a lot#but it's contract work with no options for insurance benefits or stability#but so many people work jobs were they don't make enough to live and get treated poorly#so who am i to complain about anything
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Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interaction…felt rushed…..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)
Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.
In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.
#i dunno in general the fandom loves to blow stuff up#and make it all way way angstier than it needs to be or was even shown to be#by all accounts feferi takes dying really well#im sure shes still not STOKED to be eridan's friend again but out of all her faults#holding long unreasonable grudges isnt really one of them#(that's a kanaya thing actually)#eridan's always gonna be an annoying pest to her in large doses but i think she basically thinks of him as a friend#also eridan responds to problems overwhelmingly with Fight#so this idea that eridan will be forever mopey and angsty also doesnt ring true to his character#if anything i can see him becoming annoying again because now he won't stop fucking apologizing#like bro chill its fine already oh my god why is everyt)(ing suc)( a PRODUCTION wit)( you#because thats the last point too like#homestuck always returns to humor#hussie even says in the book commentary that homestuck is lighthearted and comedic at its core#that it keeps returning to that as a touchstone#even during its tensest moments like murderstuck theres just constant funnies and gags#so i just end up going kinda :/ when an interpretation is purely maudlin or cathartic#like its more homestuck when its funny and characters treating murder with the same gravitas as irl#not only doesnt make sense in universe where death is cheap - ESPECIALLY for trolls#but also just doesn't really feel very homestuck to me#but that is 100% personal taste so if you like that stuff by all means keep enjoying it lol#you just arent going to get uber angst from me u_u
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finally played tf2 for the first time the other day
#i did try the other classes like scout and demo but idk racking up kills isnt as appealing to me#plus i cant aim for shit#i hate spies with a passion now though i keep forgetting to check for them aughhhh#and i dont know when to pop the uber but most of the time i die before getting it fully charged 💀😭😭#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#froodles
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Took a melatonin last night for the first time in forever and had the most stressful dream that I was a space marine in the warhammer universe and I had to re-assemble my armor from scratch but it was built like one of those complicated gundam model kits with 5000 little pieces and stickers that you have to place precisely and all the other space marines were hounding me to hurry up ‘cause we’d be late for the battle and I was like “hold ON” while flipping thru a 40-page instruction manual trying to figure out which piece went where
#text#my armor was black with red accents can someone tell me what chapter i was in#so i can send an apology letter for making us be uber late#god no i remember now it was red with black accents and I didnt like that so i had it repainted to black & red and I distinctly remember#thinkin ‘just like shadow the hedgehog…..’
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wdyt of buddie + hanikkar?
Well I love buddie of course .. tbh I haven't thought of Albert + Ravi a lot cause they just never have interacted with each other 😭 which isn't a dealbreaker anyway but I feel like they aren't even in the same seasons ? I might be wrong but . They could be super cute together , especially if they actually worked together when Ravi was a floater for different stations and went to Albert's for a bit !! As for . Them all together . Hmm 🤔 I could see the potential .. like double dates that Buck organizes and then they all go clubbing together and Eddie dances with Ravi while Buck dances with Albert and it gets a lil hot and handsy and they're drunk so they all get in an uber and they're all squished together and Yeah . They go to Ravi's huge humble penthouse and he's got a big bed with enough room for all of them to fit on :3
#jation asks#911#911 abc#911 show#911 headcanons#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#ravi panikkar#albert han#hanikkar#buddieravi#buddiehanikkar#That is Not a tag but hello hey making it right now why not#And in the uber . Lets just say Eddie felt bad and gave them a good tip for keeping up with them being extremely gay and handsy in it
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