#now qiqi

[kikithedeceiver]

...Was aiming for Nilou...

And after 3 years of playing, I finally got Qiqi'd.

[qiinamii]

3.5 patch........

also: bonus guests from afar!

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Qiqi!

"Five, six, seven, and eight... Oh... Looks like there's someone doing stretches with me again today..."

[poruvoron]

borb xiao looks like a coconut

[evilkaeya]

I think it fits them

[alligaytorswamp]

you know while hoyo is actively neglecting baizhu at least they gave him another daughter he is now a father figure to whole 2 kids and that anniversary art? how dare yall be mad at him for not seeing where qiqi is when he is 1. in the crowd 2. with yaoyao how about you be mad at hutao who is harassing qiqi in the first place LMAO??

[artlocke]

i tried to pull for wriothesley and got a qiqi, i dont know what to do now

[runawaymun]

Give us Dehya x Baizhu wip content *makes grabby hands*

WIP game

HEHE

okay okay here's a section: small violence warning. More realistic than what we get in the game, for obvious reasons.

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Pain burst through Dehya's arm, and the limb went dead. Damn. That wasn't good. Ugh. Fine. She bared her teeth at the treasure hoarder.

"Did your mommy teach you that?"

He snarled at her and lunged back in with the knife.

One, she could deal with. Two, three, no problem, but it was getting downright crowded in this cave. Boss and his kid had better start running so fucking fast right now.

Her good hand sparked. She slammed her claymore point-first into the ground with a whoosh of pyro, and let her fist blaze into flame.

"You're dead meat!"

She went in swinging. The first guy got a faceful of red-hot metal. The second caught the claws of her gauntlet, tearing straight down to his skull. She dodged a strike from the third and slammed her shoulder into him, but before she could throw another punch, she heard something whiz through the air, and her whole body seized with a surge of electro.

Well now they're not playing fair.

Not that treasure hoarders ever played fair.

The third guy regained his balance, hefted his hammer, and reeled back. Great. If she could just get her limbs to work. Goddamn fucking potion slingers--

Inexplicably, the hammer swung in and bounced straight off of a rippling field, inches away from Dehya's head. Then, a tendril of livid green mist shot out from the shadows behind her, cruised from one body to the next, slithering in through their noses, out through their mouths, felling them one, by one, by one, until it was just down to the idiot with the hammer: standing in shock, wondering what the hell was going on.

That was when boss, of all people, appeared out of nowhere and delivered three swift strikes with the points of his fingers: behind the bandit's ear, then to his shoulder, then with so much force to the guy's chest that he shot back into the cave wall before going completely slack and crumpling to the ground.

The mist curled back toward Dehya, but before she could worry, it soothed over the gash in Dehya's arm, and the pain disappeared. Experimentally, she shook it out. Huh.

Boss turned around and offered her a hand, tsking. "They never seem to learn."

Dehya took his hand, but didn't pull too hard. He was putting up a good front but he looked like he was about to tip over any second.

"I thought you were a doctor."

"I am," he said at the exact same time that Changsheng insisted: "He is!"

"Since when do doctors uh-- poke people to death?" Dehya demanded to know, standing and dusting herself off.

Boss almost looked offended. Behind his glasses, his pupils thinned. "He's not dead. Just...unconscious. A brief disruption to his vital qi. Call it the...classics of acupuncture."

"Sure," Dehya said. "Where's Qiqi?"

"I'm here~" came the deadpan call.

"I told you guys to run!"

From Boss' shoulders, Changsheng scoffed. "As if."

[scaramouchestits]

Now why did it take me Qiqi, 2 Nahida's, AND Hu Tao just to get one Sethos

[hungnitan]

I called this theme parenting on each nation (lol)

Oh please ignore my C6 Tartaglia, it's just my sweat and blood after three years welkin and never doing that again 🤣

[narwhalandchill]

also what the hell is this clorinde qiqi skyward sword team 💀 sounds objectively hilarious i must investigate

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Qiqi!

"Ooh. That's... a lot of little finches..."

"Can I... get a pet finch?"

[princeinsomniavoid]

Just leveled my Wriothesley to 90 lets gooo

[wolfy1298]

Have you gotten the Bard boy? 👀 Has the prophecy been fulfilled?

I GOT THE BARD BOI AND WRIOTHESELY

(And I finally got Keqing)

I MAY HAVE LOST THE 50/50 WITH HIM BUT HE MADE UP FOR IT BY COMING HOME 3 PULLS LATER!

[spoiledmilks]

Oh right i havent bragged yet

This mf came at pity 80 after i lost 50/50 to qiqi

[tis-i-lyney]

I have a magic trick to! Watch! *throws a wish at the standard banner. Qiqi appears* Tada!

Amazing!!!