#now qiqi

[kikithedeceiver]

...Was aiming for Nilou...

And after 3 years of playing, I finally got Qiqi'd.

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Qiqi!

"Five, six, seven, and eight... Oh... Looks like there's someone doing stretches with me again today..."

[poruvoron]

borb xiao looks like a coconut

[evilkaeya]

I think it fits them

[hauntingthenarrativepod]

Introducing...

@hailqiqi aka Natasha!

Our beloved overlord and ultimate book stan, Qiqi/Natasha got into Lockwood & Co the usual way: by getting hooked on the Netflix series, getting confused by the Netflix series, pushing pause on the series and devouring the books and then coming right back to the series. Actually, that's a little outside the norm, but if there's one thing you can count on Nat for, it's a unique take on things. In real life, Nat is our only genuine Brit, and thus we rely on her for vital advice on matters such as biscuit realism and questions of English slang, such as "is muppet an insult or a term of endearment?" She's a mum and a linguist with a passion for travel, reading and writing fic (again, you can depend on Nat for unique fic ideas. Who else would write a TV licence inspection fic and actually make it kinda romantic?!), and in-depth character analysis. On the pod, Qiqi's putting her varied career experience to good use (I bet none of you knew she was a minor celebrity in Taiwan for a while), teaching us the art of actually practising before we record (apparently, you get better if you rehearse or something, wild) and cheerleading us with her constant, unflagging optimism.

[alligaytorswamp]

you know while hoyo is actively neglecting baizhu at least they gave him another daughter he is now a father figure to whole 2 kids and that anniversary art? how dare yall be mad at him for not seeing where qiqi is when he is 1. in the crowd 2. with yaoyao how about you be mad at hutao who is harassing qiqi in the first place LMAO??

[artlocke]

i tried to pull for wriothesley and got a qiqi, i dont know what to do now

[runawaymun]

Give us Dehya x Baizhu wip content *makes grabby hands*

WIP game

HEHE

okay okay here's a section: small violence warning. More realistic than what we get in the game, for obvious reasons.

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Pain burst through Dehya's arm, and the limb went dead. Damn. That wasn't good. Ugh. Fine. She bared her teeth at the treasure hoarder.

"Did your mommy teach you that?"

He snarled at her and lunged back in with the knife.

One, she could deal with. Two, three, no problem, but it was getting downright crowded in this cave. Boss and his kid had better start running so fucking fast right now.

Her good hand sparked. She slammed her claymore point-first into the ground with a whoosh of pyro, and let her fist blaze into flame.

"You're dead meat!"

She went in swinging. The first guy got a faceful of red-hot metal. The second caught the claws of her gauntlet, tearing straight down to his skull. She dodged a strike from the third and slammed her shoulder into him, but before she could throw another punch, she heard something whiz through the air, and her whole body seized with a surge of electro.

Well now they're not playing fair.

Not that treasure hoarders ever played fair.

The third guy regained his balance, hefted his hammer, and reeled back. Great. If she could just get her limbs to work. Goddamn fucking potion slingers--

Inexplicably, the hammer swung in and bounced straight off of a rippling field, inches away from Dehya's head. Then, a tendril of livid green mist shot out from the shadows behind her, cruised from one body to the next, slithering in through their noses, out through their mouths, felling them one, by one, by one, until it was just down to the idiot with the hammer: standing in shock, wondering what the hell was going on.

That was when boss, of all people, appeared out of nowhere and delivered three swift strikes with the points of his fingers: behind the bandit's ear, then to his shoulder, then with so much force to the guy's chest that he shot back into the cave wall before going completely slack and crumpling to the ground.

The mist curled back toward Dehya, but before she could worry, it soothed over the gash in Dehya's arm, and the pain disappeared. Experimentally, she shook it out. Huh.

Boss turned around and offered her a hand, tsking. "They never seem to learn."

Dehya took his hand, but didn't pull too hard. He was putting up a good front but he looked like he was about to tip over any second.

"I thought you were a doctor."

"I am," he said at the exact same time that Changsheng insisted: "He is!"

"Since when do doctors uh-- poke people to death?" Dehya demanded to know, standing and dusting herself off.

Boss almost looked offended. Behind his glasses, his pupils thinned. "He's not dead. Just...unconscious. A brief disruption to his vital qi. Call it the...classics of acupuncture."

"Sure," Dehya said. "Where's Qiqi?"

"I'm here~" came the deadpan call.

"I told you guys to run!"

From Boss' shoulders, Changsheng scoffed. "As if."

[scaramouchestits]

Now why did it take me Qiqi, 2 Nahida's, AND Hu Tao just to get one Sethos

[hungnitan]

I called this theme parenting on each nation (lol)

Oh please ignore my C6 Tartaglia, it's just my sweat and blood after three years welkin and never doing that again 🤣

[kaear]

My brother has some another level of luck.

Okay so. I was pulling Citali in genshin(lost 50/50 to Qiqi(pity 74)) and my brother was pulling for Mavuika.

He got her at 50 pity. Lucky? Yes, but let me finish.

He wanted to also get her weapon. He got Citali's 5* weapon in FIRST ten pulls. And THEN IN NEXT twenty got Mavuika's one.

Now I have to farm and he makes fun of my sh¡tty luck😿

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Qiqi!

"Ooh. That's... a lot of little finches..."

"Can I... get a pet finch?"

[lavleyart]

its me when i have ordered a ton of cool things but i need to wait until i can hold them in my hands.

aaaarghhhhhh XD

living in Europe means that all the cool merch stuff takes an eternity to arrive istg. But as we say in my country: “the joy before is the greatest kind of joy”.

[narwhalandchill]

also what the hell is this clorinde qiqi skyward sword team 💀 sounds objectively hilarious i must investigate

[princeinsomniavoid]

Just leveled my Wriothesley to 90 lets gooo

[spoiledmilks]

Oh right i havent bragged yet

This mf came at pity 80 after i lost 50/50 to qiqi