#now i wanna watch zeta again. why do i do this to myself

[confirmed-for-trash]

goddamn it. I'm back on my mecha anime bullshit again 🤷🏻‍♀️

[staytheb]

Scavenger Hunt

Pairing: SKZ’s Chan x OC [Serena] Genre: slice of life, slight fluff, slight angst Word Count: 3,623 Summary: Serena finds herself doing a scavenger hunt with her friends and somehow she ends up getting more out of it than she had originally thought of going about it.

Warning: curse words and semi-proofread

someone please get chan away from me. this is the third story that features him consecutively and... i dunno whether to be happy or not. maybe i shouldn’t have gone with my sister to see them again in LA lol but oh well. at least he’s getting me to write and my sister’s bias for is becoming a little clearer lol but yeah, i’ve been wanting to write a scavenger hunt like story inspired by Sleepover, but it didn’t help until now and i’m quite happy. it was supposed to go a different way, but somehow it didn’t and y’all got this instead lol so yeah, happy reading and kthxbai, Admin Lia~

"Hey, let's do a scavenger hunt!" Jasmine announced excitedly as she looked at her roommates.

"You wanna do one right now?" Katherine questioned with a quirked brow. "Really?"

Melanie let out a chuckle with a shake of her head.

"Don't tell me you were inspired by the movie we just watched right now, Jasmine."

"Yeah, why not, Melanie?" Jasmine said with a giddy tone. "We got nothing else to do tonight and Sleepover just gave me some fun feels."

"Says you." Serena countered. "I have plans with my bed for a long night."

Jasmine cast her friend a mischievous look.

"Why not have plans for a long night with an actual body that would actually give you a good reason to be sore."

Serena tossed her pillow at her friend due to her suggestive words while Jasmine caught the pillow in mid-air with a loud laugh.

"You know you wouldn't mind, Serena."

Serena didn't respond back, but just shot her friend a hard stare.

"Ohh, if Serena plays along, then I totally know what to do for her on the list!" Katherine interjected with a playful look.

"O-M-G, yes!" Jasmine agreed with laughter. "I know what you're thinking, Katherine."

"I'm not playing." Serena stated with a straight face. "I don't have time for y'all's game."

"Oh, but it's a fun game because this would be such a great excuse for you to get with a certain frat boy." Katherine sing-song.

Melanie joined in on the teasing.

"Ohh, are you talking about you-know-who, Katherine?"

"Yes, the one from Sigma Kappa Ze-"

"Ugh, please don't. It just brings back bad memories." Serena groaned.

"It's only bad on your end." Melanie clarified as Serena still groaned.

"Well, yeah, because I thought he also had feelings for me, but he was just being really nice to me and I read the gestures and signals wrong."

"But did you ever like made sure of that though?" Jasmine reasoned.

"No."

"See, you didn't even get a clear answer from Chris." Katherine said with an obvious tone.

"I'm pretty sure it was clear when Chris and Sana kissed on multiple occasions and were always together everywhere." Serena informed them.

"When?" The trio chimed at once as Serena dismissed the subject. "Forget it. We don't hang out anymore or talk."

"Yeah, but do you even try to message him?" Melanie remarked and Serena shook her head. "I don't bother."

"Wait," Katherine interjected with a confused expression, "Don't you have a class with him this semester?"

"I do, but he's always surrounded by his entourage and a group of girls so I don't bother. Anyways, don't you guys have a scavenger hunt to do?"

Serena once again try directing the conversation away from her.

"Hahaha, we do and you're totally joining us!" Jasmine exclaimed somehow already having written out the list and showing the others it.

"No, I'm not." Serena declined. "I'm pretty sure I made myself clear.

"Oh, yeah you are." The other two chimed with Jasmine going further. "Besides, you need to just relax and have some fun. You've been cooped up at the dorm this whole semester, anyways."

"Not even. I've gone out." Serena defended herself.

"Going to classes and a boba run doesn't count." Katherine remarked as Serena rolled her eyes.

"Still going out and I'm not participating in y'all's little scavenger hunt."

"Yes, you are." The three repeated in sync while casting Serena a knowing smile.

"No. I'm. Not." She enunciated with a firm tone.

Some time later Serena found herself walking down Greek row with Melanie in the middle of the night as the pair stopped just outside the fraternity house of Sigma Kappa Zeta with a dreadful expression upon her face.

"Ugh fuck my life." She groaned while rubbing her face in annoyance. "All because I don't wanna chip in for the next getaway trip."

"Hell yeah. We're traveling longer this time around." Melanie informed her with a playful smile. "Besides, we need to win so we don't have to pay."

Serena made a face before following Melanie up to the fraternity's sign to take a selca to prove that they were at the location and marked off the first thing on the list.

"One down. Four more to go." Melanie cheered as she looked over at Serena. "Ready?"

"No." Serena deadpanned as she also looked at the list on her phone to re-read the contents of it.

"Raid a member's room. Wear a member's clothes. Hug a member. Kiss a member. Wow, seriously?"

She cast her friend an incredulous look.

"This aint no scavenger hunt list, Melanie. It's like a boyfriend hunt list."

Melanie grinned at her knowingly.

"That's what Jasmine had planned it to be. Now let's go."

Serena still made a face while letting out another sigh before talking.

"Honestly, I could just back out of this whole thing and not even go on the trip."

Serena then cast Melanie a look who was already staring at her knowingly.

"Then again, you three would still drag me along and if so, then I would not wanna pay for the trip, anyways."

"Obviously." Melanie stated as she cast Serena a look. "Now, let's go."

Serena ran a hand through her hair while following her friend.

"How exactly do you plan on getting inside?"

"I'm not. You are. You're the one that has the connection."

"I don't have any connections. That's you."

"But isn't Yang Jeongin your step-brother?"

"Yeah, but he's not in Sigma Kappa Zeta."

"Are you sure? Because I've seen him hanging out with Chris though."

"I don't really keep up with his activities, besides aren't you dating someone from Sigma Kappa Zeta?"

"Yeah, but it's too easy to do that and Jasmine doesn't allowed me to contact Minho like she can't contact Johnny to get inside Nu Chi Theta and has Katherine doing all the work like I'm doing with you."

Melanie held up her phone for Serena to read the same list Jasmine had sent Melanie, but with an extra text to it.

"Of course this would happen."

Serena sighed as Melanie chuckled in response as she waited knowing that Serena would give in.

"Ugh, fine. Let's get this done and over."

Serena let out a sigh before going through the contacts list of her mobile device and found the name she was looking for. She held the cellular phone to her ear and waited for the person on the other end to pick up.

"Hey, In." Serena greeted her little brother in a friendly tone. "Are you part of Sigma Kappa Zeta?"

Melanie laughed when she witnessed Serena's reaction to finding out that her step-brother was a member of Sigma Kappa Zeta.

"Since when were you part of a fraternity?" Serena asked her brother in an incredulous tone. "Wait, never mind. Are you at your dorm?"

Serena eyed Melanie who was laughing at her and she rolled her eyes while answering Jeongin.

"So, okay, can you somehow let me and my friend inside the house?"

Serena and Melanie found themselves in Jeongin's room that he shared with another member, Jisung, that the two girls also knew.

"You're dating Minho and you're Jeongin's step-sister?" Jisung asked while pointing at the respective person he addressed.

"Yes." The pair chimed.

"Since when?" Jisung asked totally confused.

"It's only been like three months." Melanie answered. "We haven't made it public, but we're not doing anything in secret either. It's honestly just about us and no one else's business."

"Okay." Jisung said with a nod before looking between Serena and Jeongin. "And you two? I didn't even know and I've known you the longest, Jeongin."

"Uh, our parents met a long while back, but they just got married recently." Jeongin answered. "Besides, Serena and I just go with the flow."

"Yeah, basically. Anyways, we're here to do something so would y'all just like let us do our thing and we'll be out of here."

"What would that be?" The male pair chimed as Melanie showed them the list.

"Oh, you, two?" Jeongin said as he pulled out his phone to show a list. "We have to do something similar."

Serena read the short list aloud.

"Take a picture with the opposite sex wearing the same color shirt as you. Make a heart above your head with the opposite gender as you."

Serena glanced at the trio with a weird face.

"What's up with these scavenger hunt lists?"

Melanie shrugged but smile at the thought while looking over at the boys.

"Alright, cool. You help us and we'll help you!"

"I'm game as long as I get to do all the skinship stuff with Serena." Jisung exclaimed with a giddy expression as Serena groaned. "Why do you have to bother me so much about all this?"

"Because you're never nice to me and now you have to be."

"Okay, fine. Sure, whatever." Serena gave in as the other two laughed with Jisung doing a victory dance.

"Aww, now I have blackmail photos to get you to do my bidding." Jisung cooed while going through his phones of the images he had of him and Serena.

"Blackmail, my ass. Those are photos and aren't that compromising." Serena stated with an indifferent look. "Besides, who told you to take so many of me trying on your clothes?"

"I did." Melanie admitted with a laugh while going through her phone of her photos. "We're definitely not paying for the expenses of our next trip for sure."

She showed Serena the group chat of her, Serena, Katherine, and Jasmine.

"The other two only sent the frat house of Nu Chi Theta. Katherine said they got caught by Johnny and now he won't let Jasmine complete the list."

The female pair chuckled as Serena sighed happily.

"Alright, cool. Now we can leave."

Jeongin stopped Serena from getting up from his bed.

"Actually, you can't, but Melanie can." Jeongin informed his sister as she cast him a weird look.

"Why not?"

"Because Minho and I are gonna have a late night date." Melanie answered instead with a cheeky smile.

"Why are you gonna have a late night date? We're we supposed to head back when this was over?"

"Yeah, but plans changed. Bye." Melanie replied as she hurried on out of the room.

Upon opening the door, on the other side stood Minho and one other person who Serena was not looking forward in seeing. Chris.

"For real?" Serena sighed in disbelief as cast Jeongin a look.

Jeongin cast her a slow and innocent smile, but she glared at him. Jeongin shrugged indifferently with a knowing look and Serena turned her head away.

"Thanks for taking care of my girl, fellas." Minho thanked the two younger males with a wave while taking a hold of Melanie's hand and leading her out.

Chris stayed behind as he smiled at his members before his smile widened upon seeing Serena. Jisung caught the look Chris gave Serena and glanced between the two with a playful smile.

"Serena!" Jisung exclaimed as he bounced over to the female and glomped her while her attention was elsewhere.

"No! Jisung!" Serena squealed when she felt the male's weight upon her while trying to avoid him, but ended up re-positioning the two in a lying manner.

To the other two, it looked a little more intimate than it should have. Jeongin glanced at Chris with a terrified look, but Chris remained calm and collect to which kinda  through Jeongin off a bit as Chris was the reason why he told his sister that she couldn't leave.

"Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" Jisung suddenly asked Serena while lying on top of her.

Serena pushed his face and body away from her as she sat back up while answering him.

"No, but why are you asking?"

She held up a hand while standing up.

"Wait, never mind. I don't wanna know."

Then she just waved them off while walking passed Chris without a care.

"I'm going home, but thanks for the pictures. I'll send a postcard from wherever we decide to go."

Once Serena exited the room did she make a mad dash down the hall, down the stairs, and had just barely opened the door before it was slammed shut a second later. She silently scolded herself for not being quick enough and tentatively gazed to see a familiar looking hand above her that had closed the door. Immediately Serena became all too aware of the presence behind her even though there was a space between them. She did not want to turn around, but knew that she would eventually have to do so if she wanted to leave Sigma Kappa Zeta and get back to her own dorm building. As Serena slowly turned around to face Chris, his name got caught in her throat and she was unable to greet the male and just looked at him quietly and awkwardly.

"Serena." Chris said her name firmly with a knowing smile, but Serena instantly felt there was another meaning to it and she couldn't figure it out.

Luckily or her though, she was able to find her voice and greeted him back.

"Chris. Hi. It's been a long time."

"I'm pretty sure we saw each other earlier today in class."

"Oh, right. We did"

She then eyed him.

"But I'm sure you were too distracted by all of your friends to notice me anyways."

"You do know that you're one of my friends, too, right?"

"No, not really." Serena answered him honestly with a shrug. "It's hard to stay in contact when there's no time to hang out or talk. Everyone's busy."

"Right." Chris drawled out like he didn't agree with her words.

He regarded Serena for a bit, but didn't remove his hand away from the door and she still seemed partially trapped with his arm to the right of her. The two just stared at one another not saying anything, but Serena grew antsy with this whole situation that the two of them were in.

"So, if there's nothing else to talk about, I think I'm gonna go. See you in class next Monday."

Serena was able to turn around, but she was unable to open the door due to Chris' other hand coming from the other side and held it in place. Now she was definitely caged in and she wasn't sure how to read the situation anymore. Every time and any time it had to do with Chris, Serena couldn't for sure read on how to go about it. Still though, Serena didn't have the patience or tolerance to deal with it this time around as she felt like she had nothing to gain out of it at all.

"Is there a reason on why you won't let me leave?" Serena asked in a tired tone.

"Yeah." Came his answer. "There's a good few."

"A good few?"

She turned around puzzled despite the small space he had provided for her movements.

"What are they?"

Chris didn't drop his arms and kept them in place while he answered her with an amused look.

"One, when did you and Jeongin even become siblings, Two, why have you been ignoring my complete existence since earlier this year. Three, since when were you and Jisung even super close and how. Four, why are you even at Sigma Kappa Zeta's house in the first place? Five, honestly, I just miss you, Serena."

As much as she wanted that last line to even mean something, but Serena didn't want that hope to live within her.

"Chris, it's late. We have classes tomorrow and our own lives to get to. Do you really wanna do this?"

"Yes, I do."

Serena was surprised by his answer as he looked at her seriously. She has never seen him like this before and wondered if her absence made a difference. Still she shook off those thoughts inwardly and gave him a tired look.

"You may want to back off or your members will think something's going on between us and tell your girlfriend about it."

"Then let them."

"I don't have time for your flirting right now, Chris."

"I'm not flirting, Serena. I'm being serious."

"You can't have a girlfriend and try to do something with me, Chris. I don't roll like that and that's just messed up."

"It's not if I don't have a girlfriend, Serena."

"Chris, you're with Sana."

"It was just a very casual thing. That stopped when I noticed that you weren't looking my way since then."

Serena scoffed.

"Why would I look your way when I believed that you and Sana were a thing, Chris? I'm not a homewrecker or about to be one just because I like you or whatever. Plus, the distance did me good to keep my mind off of you. Until now."

The duo once again just stared at the other not sure what else to say to the one another. Serena wondered where the rest of the people were at as she and him have been like that for a good while and thought someone would have walked in on their little predicament.

"Chris-"

"Look, Serena, honestly," Chris interrupted her, "It didn't really click until you stopped messaging me and responding to my calls. I just thought you needed space or something, but even then you didn't greet me when I waved or said hi. So, I knew I fucked up somewhere, but didn't think it was that big of a deal."

"Okay, you fucked up and now you noticed I'm not giving you the attention that you wanted, Chris. What of it? You think this whole thing is gonna put us right back to where we left off?" She asked him wondering if this was what he had intended all along.

"No. I don't want to go back to where we left off." Chris answered which threw off Serena.

"Then what do you want?"

"I want to start over with you."

"Start over with what?"

"Everything, Serena."

Serena was confused on what he was trying to get at and Chris let out a frustrated sigh before explaining.

"I want to get to know you better like we haven't met before. I want to start out as acquaintances that become friends all over again and then moved onto something even more than that. I want a relationship with you, Serena. I like you that I want to establish a relationship with you. That's what I'm trying to let you know."

"Wow. All of that in one go, huh?" Serena asked in disbelief.

She still couldn't quite believe it.

"Did Melanie put you up to this? Did Jisung or even Jeongin? Are you playing with me? Because if yo-"

Serena instantly shut up when Chris' face leaned in closer to hers and he held a steady gaze with her. She held her breath and leaned away as much as possible not wanting him to do something so cliche if he was gonna do it to shut her up and show her that he was serious.

"I'll answer your questions once you answer mine."

Serena frowned.

"What questions?"

"The five reasons I told you earlier."

"Oh, that."

She tried to recall what they were and Chris smiled upon seeing her facial expression in thinking. It lessen the tension between them and he felt like he had gotten back the moments he used to have with Serena before it shifted.

"Jeongin and I became siblings just this year, but our parents have been dating for a while. I used to tutored Jisung several years back and that brat has been bugging me since then. He also knows how to push my buttons and so we just ended up being friends in a weird sort of way." She answered his question while trying to avoid two of them. "Also I'm here at your fraternity house because Melanie and our other two friends wanted to do a scavenger hunt after watching a movie."

"And?" He probed for two more responses.

"And that's it."

She smiled up at him.

"Serena." He warned, but Serena didn't care. "Chris."

He leaned even closer and she was unable to avoid the close proximity causing her to cave in.

"Fine. I missed you, too, and I ignored you because I didn't want to see you if Sana was gonna be around you like all the time. It hurt, okay."

She eyed him without trying to stare at how close he was to her.

"Now it's your turn to answer my questions."

Chris smiled before giving her responses to her questions.

"No one put me up to this, but when I saw the images that Jisung and Jeongin had sent me about their scavenger hunt list with you in it got me kinda riled up. So I just had to figure out what you were doing with them and luckily, Jeongin helped out a great deal."

"Of course he would."

"Also, I never played with you. I always thought it was playful bantering and you enjoyed it. I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression."

"Well, thanks for clearing that up."

She eyed him again and felt like he somehow even gotten closer than before.

"Alright, Chris, if you could back up so I can breathe easier without having to worry if you're gonna kiss me or not, that would be great."

"Do you want me to kiss you?"

"That would be lovely, but-"

And that's what Chris did as his arms eventually wound them around Serena in a warm and safe embrace. Serena encircled her arms around Chris' waist and returned the kiss Maybe the scavenger hunt wasn't so bad after all she thought.

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x12 Commentary (europe edition)

Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)

@waywardbaby  (Zeta)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giul)

1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11

Giu: Oh donatello

Zeta : What a flashback

Nat: ugh... so sick of nick already

Giul: Whatever it takes oh yes cas is gonna do something stupid ?

Nat: "Not even an Archangel"

Giul: Dean doesn’t joke too in terms of stupid decisions.

Nat: Stop it Dean

Zeta : My heart will go on, I’m sorry

Giul: Well that’s creepy

Nat: NO

Zeta: Ohhh fuck

Giul: I’m crying

Nat: Baby NOOO NOOOO Fuck

Zeta : Test drive

Kat :  the hand porn though

Giul: That’s fucking terrifying

Zeta : True

Giu: Dean’s face will hunt me forever now. Jensen JFC .

Zeta : Fuck

Nat: Shit

Giu: Dont

Kat : I cried during this

Giu: I am crying

Giu: Hell’s flashbacks tho

I’m hating myself now.

[Dean pounding on the metal ]  : No. No!. Sam SAM!

-Up I’m having serious parallels with when he woke up in the coffin after hell.But this time he can’t get out. NICE

- Look at his hands trembling. CAN YALL NOT

[Cell’s lights goes off] the box is dark now. 

NO I HATE THIS ALREADY.

-Oh thank god. 

Zeta : Sam is naked

Kat : They both are

Giu: OH FUCK

Nat: Shit

- D:” Just a bad dream, it’s fine. I’m ok”

Zeta : Never said I wasn’t scared

Giu: fucking hell

- D: "Never said I wasn't scared.But it doesn’t matter”

Nat: Fuck you

- S:” But what you are talking about is far worse than death. Michael is an archangel, he could literally keep you buried in a coffin, alive, forever.

Giu: Told ya

Kat : Hate this

Giu: That Henley. I love how it rest on Jensen’s hips. distracting.

Kat : Single layer porn!

Nat: I'm not ok .Do I have to keep watching? Ugh

Kat : YES

Giu: the fuck is happening

Zeta : What now?

Giu: They really want to play with this water and drowning bullshit

- Also this episode is already aesthetically pleasing . and that I appreciate .

Kat: They play with so many parallels this week

Kat : It’s like a Criminal Minds episode

Giul: I’m so loving this

Nat: who is he

Giul: Fucker of the week

Kat : UGH NICK GO AWAY

Zeta: Busy bee

Nat: None of that was my fault

Giul: He’s a serial killer so go off i guess

Giul: Yeah well the devil left the rest is all you bitch

Kat : I like the cop lol

- Nick is so empty right now. He’s the most dangerous human honestly.

Giul: Goddammit mark. 

Nat: The TALK

- D:”You’re gonna see it through to the end”

Giul: Shut up

Zeta : Mom hates this

Giul: WE HATE THIS

Zeta: Yeah right

- S:” And Cas and Jack, you haven’t even told them”

- D:” Well that’s because I’m not good with the whole big goodbyes, all right? I don’t need to get shaky on this”

Giul: and HE DIDN T TOLD THEM . HOW DARE

Nat: Can I smack Dean over the head?

Nat: Am I allowed to?

Kat: ITS DEAN OF COURSE HE DIDN’T

-D:” Just put the end of this trip out of your head, okay?”

Giul: MY BABE

- C:” Where you able to talk him out of it?”

 S:”No so I’m counting on you”

Giul: LOL SAM TOLD HIM

Nat: Awwww Cas knows tho

Giul: good sam

- He asked Rowena’s help too AAAAAH

Nat: of course he would

Giul: WE KNEW

Zeta: Remarkable command of profanity

Nat: LOL Cas about Rowena

Giul: “ Maybe if I spoke with Dean"BAAAABE

- S:”If we don’t find some way...Dean’s gone”

You have to step on my dead cold body first tho

Nat: Dean washed his hands tho 

Nat: at least

Kat : He’s a clean freak

Giul: Well remember how he barely touches the public phone booths?

-tHIS EPISODE IS BEAUTIFUL

Kat: This dude is so whacked out

Giul: This is a criminal minds ep. WHEELS UP, where is Rossi when we need him?

Nat: I'm sick of this dude already

Giul: Finally some gore

Kat: BABY

- D:” Do ever think about when we were kids? I know I wasn’t the greatest brother to you”

Giul: DUDE DON’T 

Zeta: Regrets

- S:” Dean , you were the one who was always there for me. The only one. You practically raised me”

Giul: U MY DA

Kat: DUDE IMMA CRY AGAIN

Nat: Sammy, stop

Giul: FUCK

Nat: SAMMEEHHHH STOP

Nat: SHIT STOP IT GUYS

Giul: oh this is for the 300 mood

Kat:  I think so too

- D:” Things got dicey. You know with Dad, the way he was. I didn’t always look out for you the way I should’ve”

- lol Sam doesn’t want to hear this shit

- D:” I mean, I had my own stuff, you know. In order to keep peace I probably looked like I took his side quite a bit. Sometimes when I was away, you know it wasn't because I just ran out, right? Dad would , he would send me away when I really pissed him off. I think you knew that”

Nat:  I fucking cry

Kat: JOHN YOU FUCKER

- S: “ Man, I left that behind a long time ago, I had to-”

- Look you can pin point the exact moment the eyes starts to get watery...damn it Jared.

- S:” And if we are gonna get through this, I have to do , like you said and try and keep my mind off of where we’re going. So if we could not have conversations that sound like deadbeat apologies, I would really appreciate it”

Giul: YES. THANK YOU SAM.

Zeta: Yeah ok  I’m hating this

Nat: Fuck, I'm not ok. 

Nat: I like the cop

Giul: BITCH DONT

Kat : Told you Ain’t God he’s praying to

Nat: DIGNITY hahahhaha

Zeta: Yep

Nat: FUck

Giul: WELL THAT’s

Zeta: That was so predictable

Nat: Nick's a fucking lsdhfishgoiewahgpieshgäahgeisladhflidshglidsea

Kat : Can he die already? I shouldn't smash my work computers keyboard that hard, probably

Giul: Hey gotta hand it to the guy tho, he’s pretty resourceful

- Sam finding a case. I’m not even surprised.

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Nat: ONE LAST CASE FOR THE WINCHESTER BOYS fuck you

- S:” You had to go there”

Kat: Damn it

Zeta: Enochian

Zeta: FBI

Giul: YAS

Nat: I'd open up that door so fast tho

Nat: and get on my knees

Kat: Control yourself woman

Nat: You know who you're talking to, right?

( that sentence is knitted in the back of our watch biker gang jackets)

Kat : THE COATS

Giul: FBI FBI FBI FBI

Giul: dean sitting so cutely

Zeta: I’m sorry.Has anybody noticed how huge their feet are?? 

Giul: licking lips

Nat: Dean's such a smol bean next to Sam.

Kat: Dean looks so tiny.GET OUT OF MY HEAD

- This all conversation with the twin is a real guilty trip for Dean. 

- Also this confirms that Dean and Sam knows some enochian. And that’s sexy.

Talk enochian to me * trumpet sounds*

Giul: CASTIEL MY BABE

Zeta: Angel on call

Nat: Awww Cas smiles

- C:” Dean” “ [BIG FUCKING SMILE] “Is so good to hear from you”

Giul: WOW he’s so- GODDAMMIT

- [stammering] : ok...well ..good. Ah [clear throat] listen , Cass....

- C:” You are working a case? That Is So GoOd tO hEaR. So I assume that means you’re not going to go through with it. Because I have to say, Dean , this plans of yours, it was born of, of desperation , not reason”

Kat: BUSTED

Giul: WE KNOW

- C:” I-I know that I’m not supposed to know , what I know,  but”

- D:”  "Look I'm fine with my plan"

Nat: LIAAAR

-C:” NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION”

Zeta: It’s good to hear your voice

Giul: MARRIED

Zeta: I love you

- D:” Really?”  S: “ Dean, it’s your husband  Cass I had to tell him”

Giul: lol can we remember that Cas fucked up Donatello for them?

Nat: How he leans against Baby tho I caught myself staring at his crotch. oops

Zeta: Well....

Giul: Aaaaand flannel again

Giul: Shocking

Nat: SURPRISE It's funnier in Enochian I guess

- ALSO hell yeah for Dean being the smarty pants ! I live for these moments. We all know Sam is the main  brain , but seeing the writers giving us these brilliant Dean moments is life.

Giul: He cray. This is so creepy amazing. Finally some spn old style

Kat: I know, they finally have a proper almost scary ep again

Nat: Yes. I still remember how creepy sometimes Season 1 was. oh they're here to save the day

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Giul: MOOSE IS ANGRY . SQUIRREL TOO

Zeta: Bamf much?! The hiss

Nat: Dean, control your anger!

Giul: H. O. T

- Poor guy tho, it’s not his fault .

Kat: Love snarly boys!

Giul: WELL FUCK

Zeta: Baby’s ass! I’m sorry again

Giul:  We end the ninja turtle

Giul: UUUUUUGH

Kat: Ugh this bitch again

-Vintage Nick

Nat: I wanna skip Nick. Can I skip Nick?

Giul: NO Mark acting is gold

Kat I hate this whole scene

Nat: He's too good and I hate him

Giul: Wait Why is No NO , fuck no. WHAT

- The fucking ice .... 

- N: “Lucifer....?”

 Sarah : 

Kat: ITS DUMB AF

Kat: I HATE THIS SCENE

Nat: SPN makes me question so many things

Giu: FUCK MARK OK

Nat: TELL HIM. I LIKE HER

Zeta: She kinda hates him

Kat: BUT SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING.SHE SHOULD BE THROWING HIM AGAINST WALLS AND SHIT

Giul: Let her leave bro

Nat: NICK LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN DEAD WIFE

- N: “ I can’t”

Kat: Nope he’s gonna be a little bitch

Giul: Oh I’m sorry he’s like a Stockholm victim.

Nat: "I'm sorry." Is he really tho?

- N:”Wherever is darkest”

Kat: Melodramatic much Nick?

Nat: DR CAS

- DR NOVAK

Zeta: Oh hello

Giul: THE OTHER Mr Winchester.  

Giul: OOH OOH HOT

Nat: Dean's smirking

Giu: DOCTOR

Zeta: Giuls, u ok??

Giul: I . AM.  NOT.  EARSKYHGZLYCBTSGKBP FUCK ME

- Doctor: follow me.

 Sam scrambling the fuck away from the sexual tension

Dean eyes on Cass [starts the sexual tension]

me [bathing in sexual tension]

Nat: THE HAIR ON CAS THO

- C:” It was necessary, doesn’t mean I don’t regret it. Doesn’t mean I don’t wish there could've been another way”

- C: 

- “Please don’t compare this with your suicidal plan. Just stop it”

[ tilting head in angry ]

Zeta: Tell him Cas

- D:” Why don’t we talk about that later”

Nat: "according to your plan, there won't be a later." I love Cas

Giul: YES

Kat: THE SASS

Giul: CAS BABE

- D:” You think this is easy on me?”

-Why does it always look like Cas is on the verge of tears and they never fucking show us the real deal 

- C:” So then, this is goodbye?”

Zeta:He’s hurting

- ThE FuCK Is tHaT LoOk DeAN

Nat: "Guys.. stop bickering." Is what Sam should have said. lol

lol and Cas holding Dean’s gaze a bit before focusing on Sam. Good moment

- D:” I thought he was too far gone”

 C: “Dean if there is a spark of hope. then I have to try “

- Damn these writers are not being subtle.

-C: “ YOU taught me that”

Giul: GUYS I CAN T

Zeta: *pats your back *

Nat&Kat:"Get out."

Giul: when castiel get so riled up I get all tingly.YES ORDER ME AROUND

Zeta: @Giul control yourself woman

Giu: PSH HAVE U SEEN THIS...[gestures vaguely] HOW

- Sam not being subtle too

Nat: Sam's throwing shades

Kat: THE DIMPLES OF DISCONTENT

-I will never get tired of Cas glowly hand

Giul: ANGEL EYES YAAAASP

Kat: Okay dude would be choking on that tube

Giul: CAN I WAKE UP LIKE THAT TOO

Nat: I wanna wake up being surrounded by three hot boys

Giul: [clicks tongue]

Kat: With three handsome men? Yes please

- yeah ok you can’t fucking say that and look up  at Castiel, Dean..you motherfucker 

- C:” Would do like more grape jello?” [voice deepest than Dean’s closet]

Giul: WHAT WAS THAT VOICE CAS i felt it in my [censored] 

Kat: Donatello and his chicken

- Those two whispering like that .... fuck you

Nat: THE dimples

- Castiel’s little awkward smile 

- This episode is so beautifully shot I can’t

Kat: I need a gif of them legs @Giulia please ma’am

Giul&Zeta: NO REST FOR THE SELF DESTRUCTIVE.

- D: “We are going out on a high”

i wanna slap him....hard

- D: “ Sorry”

 S: “sOrRY “ *chuckles*

- Sam is not drinking beer, he’s drinking hot salty tea.

Nat: Sam's really at it, huh? Trying to guilt trip Dean out of it

Giul: i don’t blame him

Nat: Can't be mad at him, tho

- S:” I have to throw away everything we stand for” aaaaand the voice cracks....good....great...

Zeta: He’s soooooo angry

Kat: Sam’s hair is so fluffy

Nat: LISTEN TO SAMMY DEAN

-S.” You just don’t check out of it “ * snarls and pushed Dean*

Dean is offended of the push.

Bitch you don’t get to be offended

- S: “ if you quit us today, there won’t be a tomorrow. What are you doing now it’s wrong,it’s QUITTING”

Giul: SAM MAD DESPERATE VOICE IS GOOD

Nat: I believe in us, Dean

-Dean doesn’t respond.

- Sam:

- Sam is all of us

Zeta: Smack him

-[Enters desperate hug]

Nat: fuck, now i'm crying

Giul: sobs

Nat: fuck no shit

Giul: OH COME ON

Kat: THIS HUG

- [strained voice] S: “why don’t you believe in us too?”

Giul: It’s too early for this.

-Sam looks like a kid here , a scared sad kid and I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT 

Kat: SAM HOLDS ON SO TIGHT

- D:”Okay Sam”

 Sam sniffs

 D: “Let’s go home”

Nat: I need a cigarette and lots of wine

Giul: MOOD

Zeta: This fucking hurts so bad

Nat: Why you gotta make me cry tho

Giul: GOOD LORD. Stop the voice breaking

- D:” And I’ll keep believing until I can’t”

Kat: MY BOYS 😭😭😭😭

Nat: NO

Giul: JARED WTF

- D:” you’ll have to take it for what it is....the end”

Nat: SAM WON'T DO IT

Giul: STOP IT

-D:” and you have to promise me “ [Dean’s voice get high] “ that you’ll do then what you can’t do now. and that’s let me go”

Giul: HE FUCKING WON T

Nat: FUCK YOU ALL

Kat: JARED STOP YOUR FACE

Nat: FUCK YOU

Giul: JARED FUCK U

Kat: ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR FACES

Giul: FUCK IT FUCK ALL OF U

Nat: I'M DONE FUCK THIS SHIT

-D:” Just don’t hit me again”

- STOP THIS FUCKING MUSIC RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Zeta: i HATE ALL OF THIS

Nat: I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANYMORE, NO MORE SPN FOR ME

Zeta: I HAAAAAAATE IT!!!!!

Giul: AND WE HAVE ALL SEASON 15 too

Nat: FUCK THIS

Giul: YAAAASP GUYS

Kat : NO YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEXT WEEK

Giul: PROMO NOW

Zeta: Yeet

Kat: PREVIEW

Giul: GO WATCH THE PROMO BITCH

Kat : GO I CAN’T FREAKING WAIT

Giul: i LOVE IT 

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Well well WHAT A FUCKING RIDE.

WE HATED IT.

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[porkchop-ao3]

J19Z7 trying pegging?

Wooo boy. At first I didn’t know how to tackle this, I wasn’t sure if Zeta-7 was the kind of Rick to want to try this… But my pegging-loving ass simply couldn’t let this one slip. Lots of embarrassed Doofus Rick in this one, but don’t worry, he enjoys himself in the end ;3

5k+ words! Of course, there’s butt stuff and pegging. Also oral. The reader is the same character who works at a strip club on the citadel, who’s appeared in a couple of my fics with Zeta-7 in the past :)

Enjoy!

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“Would you mind passing me my red corset? It’s in the middle drawer.” I asked Rick. I was getting ready to go to work, and he was sat at my dressing table having spent the day with me, and was making the most of every minute by sticking around to watch me get ready. I’d done my makeup, and now I was packing tonight’s ‘uniform’ ready to change into at work.

“Of course.” He said cheerily as he walked over to my dresser and pulled open the specified drawer. “Oh!” He gasped in surprise, and I immediately felt guilty.

“Ah, I’m sorry. I should’ve warned you. I didn’t think.” I shook my head and walked over to him, reaching past him to pick up the garment in mind before reaching to shut the drawer. Rick caught my wrist.

“I-i-it’s okay. I was j-just surprised.” He assured me, though his cheeks were pink as he stared down at the contents of the drawer. The knowledge had escaped me at the time, but it was where I kept my sex toys as well as some of my racier underwear; the type I mostly wore at work. I noticed his eyes were homed in on one particular toy, though, and I couldn’t pretend to not know why.

“You’re probably wondering why I have that, huh?” I asked, and Rick looked up at me, a curious frown on his face.

“Well, forgive me, I-I-I don’t have an awful lot of knowledge within this subject. Those straps, it looks as if it’s intended to be worn.” He pointed out, and I nodded my head. I picked it up to show him. It was my strap-on dildo.

“That’s right. I would wear this if I- well, I’ve had a few female partners in the past, and so… you get the idea.” I laughed, flushing.

“Oh! Yes… I-I do.” He laughed too, going even redder than I was. “You, um, you are interested in women?” He asked quietly, looking up at me.

“Yeah… sometimes.” I smiled. “I like both.”

“Wow, I never knew that about you.” He smiled at me, and I was happy to see him so accepting of the new information; though I never once doubted that he would be. He was far too sweet to hold any prejudice.

“Well, you learn something new everyday.” I said, putting the toy away and closing the drawer. “I’m sorry to expose you to all my… phalluses.” I snorted, then wandered back over to where my work bag laid on the bed. Rick laughed at my choice of words and shook his head.

“It’s okay! I think that you and I… well, I like to think we’re very close. W-we can share these things with each other, you know?” He said, sounding almost nervous. When I looked at him, he was chewing on his bottom lip and looking at the ground.

“Close? Yes. I like to think so too.” I chuckled. We’d been together for a number of months, and our sex lives had progressively gotten better and better since the first time we’d slept together and Rick had been extremely nervous. He seemed to be getting more and more comfortable with intimacy, beginning to suggest things more often, expressing curiosity in trying new things. It was an exciting process that only made me fall deeper and deeper for him. “Something on your mind?” I asked, noting his sudden sheepishness.

“Nothing! I-I-I’m just thinking about things. Not to worry, you will be leaving for work soon, I don’t want to make you late.” He smiled, looking up at me. I finished putting my things in my bag and walked back over to him, cupping his cheeks and pulling him in for a soft kiss. His hands found my waist, holding on gently as I led the kiss, tilting my head to deepen it.

“Okay. But, you can talk to me about things on your mind, remember? My shift is a short one tonight, I’ll be back sometime after eleven. If you want to, you can hang out here, stay the night with me. Don’t worry about waiting up, either.” I said to him, and he nodded his head.

“Th-that sounds nice.” He nodded eagerly, and leaned in to kiss me again. It was always nice when he was the one to initiate a kiss. “Y-you’d better get going. I will be here when you get back.”

“Love you.” I whispered as I pulled him into a short embrace. He laughed giddily at my words.

“Love you too!” He said back.

My shift at Spearmint Rick’s dragged. It was mid-week, so it wasn’t as busy as it usually was, and my favourite regulars were nowhere to be seen. It was funny, everyone in the place was a Rick, but I still had my favourites; the ones who made me laugh, that I got along with the most. It was rather dull when they weren’t around, and I found myself going through the motions almost robotically. I usually enjoyed my work, there was a fun social aspect that I missed on quiet evenings. I was glad to reach the end of my shift, hurrying to the dressing rooms as soon as the clock hit eleven to get changed back into my comfy clothes. I realised as I rushed out to my car that one of the reasons why I was so eager to get home, was because I was missing Rick. Even after spending the whole day together, being separated from him for the few hours of my shift had been an unwelcome thing. Perhaps it was because we’d spent the day cuddled up on the sofa binge watching a funny little TV show that he’d picked out, and it’d been so relaxing and comforting. I hadn’t quite been ready to give that up when I had to start getting ready for work, and I was looking forward to climbing back into my nice little bubble with him.

When I let myself into my apartment, I noticed that the TV was on and showing a late night rerun of a nature documentary. Shots of penguins sliding around on their bellies into water lit up the dark room; the lights were all off, and when I approached the sofa, I noticed that Rick was asleep. He was sat upright with his arms crossed, and his head slumped down, telling me he’d unintentionally nodded off. I made my way over to him and reached out to stroke my fingers through his hair, softly repeating his name in a bid to wake him up. He couldn’t sleep like that all night; his neck would be sore in the morning. He slowly lifted his head to look at me, appearing dazed and groggy.

“Ohh, I’m sorry. I-I-I didn’t mean to fall asleep, I wanted to be awake for you when you got back.” He said quietly, rubbing the back of his neck to work out some of the stiffness.

“I said not to worry about waiting up.” I said, smiling at his adorable, tired eyes. “Come on. Let’s get you to bed.” I laughed, holding my hand out to him in order to help him up. I led him into my bedroom, dropping my work bag on the floor by the door before I walked into the ensuite to get ready for bed. Eleven generally was an early night for me, and I was looking forward to curling up next to Rick. He joined me as I brushed my teeth; he stayed at my house so often that he had his own toothbrush that lived in the pot next to mine, and we stood side by side as we brushed our teeth.

“How was work?” He asked, his voice muffled by the toothbrush in his mouth.

“A little boring. Middle of the week; always the same.” I admitted, spitting out some excess toothpaste froth. “It’s nice to be home.” I smiled at him.

I rinsed my mouth out then turned and changed into my pyjamas, and was pleased to see that Rick no longer awkwardly averted his eyes when I undressed in front of him. By now he knew that I didn’t mind him seeing my body, and he was close enough to me that he was comfortable watching.

“That documentary on TV was very in-interesting, I wish you could’ve watched it with me. It was all about Antarctica, i-it showed you a momma polar bear and her babies. I think you’d have liked it.” He said after rinsing his mouth and turning to look at me. “Perhaps they’ll show it again s-soon.”

“That does sound like something I’d like.” I agreed, pulling my top over my head and unhooking my bra. Rick didn’t look down right away, focusing on my eyes for a moment before the urge got the better of him. “If they do show it again, I’ll gladly watch it with you.”

“Th-they- um, they also had seals and things, they were… they were very sweet.” He added distractedly, watching as I bent down to grab the oversized t-shirt that I wore to bed from where I’d left it on the floor that morning. I pulled it on and shuffled out of my pants. Rick’s cheeks were pink, and I closed the gap between us and cupped his cheeks. I was going in for a kiss when he spoke. “I would like to- uhh, I would v-very much like to make love to you, tonight. I-i-if you would like that.” He said, surprising me. Rick didn’t often ask for these kinds of things so straightforwardly.

My answer was non-verbal; I kissed him, entering my tongue into his mouth and playfully flicking the tip of his own. He moaned softly, wrapping his arms around me, his hands soon slipping under my shirt to touch my skin. I reached for his lab coat, pushing it off of his shoulders and leaving it to lay across the counter he was leaning against, then moved to his belt next, not breaking the kiss as I deftly unbuckled it and pulled open his pants. He made a sound, and I broke the kiss to look at him, to make sure he was okay. He was a little out of breath, looking down at me with need in his eyes. I continued to look at those eyes as I pushed my hand under the waistband of his underwear, my fingertips brushing over his hardening cock. I took him in my hand and stroked him, feeling him grow and stiffen at my touch.

“What would you like to do? How… how do you wanna do this, baby?” I asked him as I jerked his length, hearing soft little sighs surface as he became fully erect.

“I-I-I don’t mind. Any- any way you like.” Came his answer, and I let go of him and led him through to my bedroom. I pushed him down onto my bed and climbed on after him, pulling his sweater over his head and feeling the smooth planes of his chest.  

“I want to please you, Rick. We always do what I want. Please, you can tell me; I’ll try anything.” I said, scooting further up his body to grind against his crotch, readjusting him so his cock emerged from within his pants, and I could trap it between my pussy and his belly as I rocked back and forth.

“I-I-I couldn’t say… I like what we normally do, a lot.” He said, though his eyes wandered across the room with purpose. I followed his gaze, finding my dresser at the end of it; specifically, the middle drawer.

“Something in there? You want me to, umm, dress up in something nice for you?” I assumed, and Rick looked back up at me and shook his head, an expression on his face like he’d been caught out.

“No. I-I mean, n-not that that would be bad. I think I would like that… but that’s not what I’m thinking about.” He said, closing his eyes and rolling his head back as I increased my pace. He groaned pretty loudly, and I giggled at how vocal he could be when I worked him up just right.

“One of my toys then? You wanna see me use one of them?” I asked, getting ready to get up. He grabbed my thighs to keep me in place, opening his eyes to look at me.

“Y-you don’t have to do that. I… it’s okay, I want to do what we normally do, w-w-we can both enjoy that, right?” He said, laughing a little uncomfortably.

“There’s something on your mind. I can tell.” I said, stilling my hips and thinking back to before I’d left for work, and how it’d seemed like he was holding something back then. “If you want to ask me something, ask me. I won’t bite.”

“I won’t- I can’t say it.” He admitted after a fair amount of lip chewing.

“Why not, sweetie?”

“It’s something that's… I don’t know if you’ll like it. It’s not- it’s a little s-strange.” He sighed, covering his face with his hands. I didn’t try to pull them away, I’d let him hide himself if it would bring him comfort.

“I’m all for trying something strange.” I giggled, running my fingertips over his nipples. “What if I guess; will you tell me if I get it right?” I asked.

“O-okay.” He nodded.

“Hmm, alright. It’s definitely something to do with what’s in that drawer, right?” I asked, and he nodded again. “Okay. You want me to… dress up in one of my work things and give you a dance?” I asked.

“N-no.” He shook his head. I pursed my lips in thought.

“You want to dress up in my work clothes and give me a da-”

“No!” He said more harshly, pulling his hands away from his face and staring at me with wide eyes. “I-I-I don’t think they’d fit me, anyway…” He added. I laughed, shaking my head.

“Stab in the dark. You said it was strange…” I trailed off with a shrug. “Hmm, you wanna play with my toys then, surely.” I shrugged, and he gave me an expression that indicated that I was kind of right.

“You aren’t wr-wrong.”

“Okay. Wanna borrow one, try it for yourself?” I guessed, and Rick pressed his lips together, not saying anything. “You do. Which one? Oh, wait. I think I’ve got it.” I said, my eyes widening slightly. Rick groaned a little in embarrassment, covering his face again.

“I don’t wanna play this game anymore. N-nevermind.” He said, is voice thick with shame. I bent down and kissed the backs of his hands until he parted them, and then I kissed his lips.

“Do you want me to use my strap-on, is that it?” I asked, and Rick didn’t respond at all. “It’s okay. You can be honest. If that’s what you would like, I’m more than happy to oblige. It sounds like a lot of fun.” I smiled widely.

“Y-y-you’d actually enjoy that?” He asked me, and I nodded.

“Yeah. Trying new things in the bedroom is almost always fun.” I told him, rocking my hips a little again. “And I love making you feel good. I’m down to discover new ways of doing that, baby.”

“I-I-I’m just very curious, that’s all… I’ve never seen one and I- I’m just curious.” He shook his head at himself, looking down through the gap between our bodies.

“Of course. You’re a man of science, curiosity is in your nature. I’m sure it’d be very interesting for you to, ahh, experiment a little bit. Yes?” I asked, and Rick nodded eagerly.

“Oh, yes. Y-you know me very well.”

“Alright. In the name of science, then…” I grinned cheekily at him before getting up and running over to the drawer. I pulled out the object in question as well as my bottle of lube and made my way back over to him; the toy attached to the harness was fairly small, I felt confident that it would be suitable for a beginner so Rick would be able to handle it.

He looked between me and the toy nervously, his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down as he swallowed hard. I tossed it onto the bed before climbing back on top of him, leaning down to cup his face. I kissed him once, twice, before stroking my thumbs over his cheeks.

“You okay?” I asked, and he nodded his head; though he was hesitant to do so. “We can stop any time. I don’t wanna make you uncomfortable.”

“I-I-I’m not uncomfortable! I’m just… I’m nervous. Don’t worry about me.” He shook his head, and I offered him a smile.

“It’s okay. No need to be nervous, we’re gonna go nice and slow.” I whispered, then crawled down his body, climbing off of him so I could pull his pants down and off, so he was completely naked before me. I was quick to pull my t-shirt off, exposing my breasts so he wouldn’t feel so alone in his vulnerability. I reached for his cock again, jerking him back to hardness since lack of stimulation and nervousness had him flagging. It didn’t take long, and I was soon taking him into my mouth, eliciting a shaky sigh from him.

“Ughhh, yeah, th-that always feels so incredible.” He breathed, sitting up on his elbow and reaching down to stroke my hair. I slowly glided my lips up and down his length, rolling my tongue around the head when I pulled back, humming around him when I pushed down. I worked on him with my mouth for a while before pulling off and replacing my mouth with my hand. I looked up at him, licking my lips.

“I’m gonna use my fingers on you, okay? Can you keep relaxed for me?” I said softly, and his eyes widened. He looked mortified by what I was saying, and began to protest.

“N-no, it’s okay. I can do that to myself s-so that I'm… ready. You don’t have to put your fingers there.” He assured me, and I stroked my hand up and down his inner thigh, coaxing his legs open wider.

“Are you suggesting that for your sake, or mine?” I asked, and when he didn’t respond, I sighed softly, pressing kisses to his hip bone. “I’m not forcing myself to do this, Rick. You aren’t putting me out. I’m into this, don’t you see that?”

“It’s not… it can’t be pleasant for you, touching me there. Can it? It's… well, you know what it’s for. Doesn’t that m-make you feel uncomfortable?” He asked, looking away from me in embarrassment.

“Relax. This doesn’t have to be a big deal, if I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t have agreed. Trust me, Rick. Open your legs for me baby, if you wanna do this I gotta make sure you’re ready.” I said, and he did what I said with a little whine. “Would you enjoy fingering my asshole, if it made me feel good?” I asked him, and he covered his face with his hands again, leaning his head back into the mattress.

“Oh, um… yes.” He admitted bashfully.

“See? I wanna make you feel good. That’s all I want.” I told him, then reached for the lube and squirted some out onto my fingers. I rubbed the lube between my fingers to warm it up a little, before gently pressing my index and middle finger to his back passage, feeling him flinch. I stroked the two digits over the pucker, circling it and coating it in the lube. Rick’s breath was shaky, and he pulled his hands away from his face so he could look down at me.

“Th-that’s nice.” He whispered, biting on his bottom lip.

“Yeah? You ever do this to yourself, Rick?” I asked him, then gently pressed my middle finger to his entrance, breaching slowly. Rick’s breath caught, and he rolled his head back against the bed again.

“S-sometimes.” He admitted, to my surprise. I pushed in to the second knuckle, and gently massaged his inner walls, hearing him whimper as I did.

“Mm, that’s a mental image to commit to memory.” I giggled, and Rick moaned softly. I took his cock in my free hand, giving him slow, loose strokes, just to keep him going.

“You can, uhh, y-y-you can add another.” He said quietly, and I bit my lip hard, a rush of arousal flooding my loins at the way he was warming up to me. I gave him what he needed, pushing my index finger in to join the other. Rick moaned, getting louder when I started pumping my fingers in and out, feeling him loosen up as he relaxed into the sensations. “D-deeper.” He breathed, wriggling on my bed. I complied, sinking in as deep as I could, rocking my fingertips against a spot that had Rick groaning louder than he had been all evening.

“Is that nice, Rick?” I asked him, shuffling on the bed to get closer to him, focusing my finger on the spot that got such a strong reaction.

“Y-yes!” He gasped, rocking his hips a little. “Oh, gosh. That feels so good! I need- I want-” he was panting, groaning between words.

“What do you want, baby?” I asked him, rubbing my thumb over the head of his cock, a guttural grunt came from him, and I pulled my thumb away to watch a string of precum stretch between us. I felt myself becoming increasingly damp, it wouldn’t belong before there was a wet spot on my underwear.

“Another; I-I-I’m ready.” He told me, and I smiled as I pulled my fingers out almost all the way, pushing back in with three this time. “F-fuh- oh gosh.” He whined, rolling his hips up into my hand, effectively fucking my fist as I thrust my fingers in and out of him.

“God, you look hot like this.” I breathed, the words coming out without my permission. Rick opened his eyes to look at me at this, licking his lips and lowering his eyelids; I didn’t doubt that it was unintentional, but the expression only made him look sexier.

“I feel… oh God. I feel so good.” He whispered, his eyes glazing over a little with pleasure. I studied his face, making sure to lock that image away in my mind for later. His cock oozed precum onto my knuckles at an impressive rate, and I couldn’t resist bending down to lick it away, tasting him with a groan. “P-please, we can- I need you to…” he trailed off, reaching his hand out and patting the bed next to him until he found the strap-on. He picked it up, looking it over once and inspecting its size before thrusting it at me.

I gently removed my fingers and let go of him, taking the toy from him. I watched him with an excited smile as I put it on, fastening the straps snugly around my hips. I still had my panties on, and with a flash of inspiration I quickly darted over to the dresser again, pulling a small bullet vibrator out before making my way back to him. I crawled onto the bed between his legs, pushing them wide for me as I nudged closer to him. Rick watched me with interest as I turned on the vibrator and pressed it between my legs, rubbing it up and down over my slit through my panties, moaning at the sensations. Not wanting to keep Rick waiting, I slipped the vibrator into my underwear, nestling it between my folds and pulling my panties up tight to hold it in place. I shuddered at the constant stimulation at my clit, clenching and twitching as it slid around in my wetness with my every move.

“Ready baby?” I asked, and Rick nodded his head with certainty. I picked up the lube, smothering a generous amount onto my strap-on, stroking it from base to tip as Rick watched with pink cheeks and parted lips. The remaining lube, I swiped over his cock, jacking him nice and slow as I lined up with his ass. I stroked the tip of the toy against his entrance for a while, feeling the resistance melt away by the time I pushed forwards. The toy was very slim, not much more of a stretch than three fingers, but I still went slowly, pausing every inch or so giving Rick time to adjust. When I was buried so far, the base of the strap on pressed against the tip of my vibrator and I whined at the added pressure.

“So good. Oh God, b-beautiful. F-” he hesitated, squeezing his eyes shut and grabbing hold of the sheets below him for dear life. “Fuck me, p-please.” He whispered, his words contributing to the ever growing wet spot on my panties. I thrusting out and back into him immediately, starting off slow, and quickly noticing the way Rick was trying to rock back against me much faster than I was going.

“You want me to go faster, baby?” I asked, voice shaky and breathless; not yet with exertion, just pure arousal.

“Yes! Please, I-I-I need it… it feels better when it’s faster.” He told me, and I grinned. I wondered just how much he’d experimented on his own… and I couldn’t help but also wonder if he’d experimented with someone else. Perhaps this wasn’t the first time he’d experienced this kind of intercourse. The thought spurred me on, and suddenly I was more eager than ever to please him. I tightened my grip on his cock, pumping him in time with my thrusts, he was bouncing back and forth on the bed, mouth hanging open. Moans rolled from him in waves, increasing in intensity when I angled my hips just so.

“Ughh, this is so fucking fun.” I said, laughing with something close to joy radiating from every huff. An amused grin formed on Rick’s face.

“Y-you’re telling m-me.” He stammered, his back arching as he tilted his hips, grunting loudly as he chased an angle that obviously worked for him.

“Mmh, my pussy’s so wet because of you, Rick. I’m gonna cum in my panties from fucking you. How’d you like that?” I asked, clenching my teeth as my vibrator bumped against my clit with each thrust. It felt incredible.

“Ohh, p-please. I like to w-watch your face when you climax.” He admitted, looking down at where we were joined at the pelvis, his eyes slowly tracing up my body; over my breasts before finally settling on my face again. “I feel like- like I won’t be able to control m-myself much longer.”

“Don’t even try, baby. I wanna push you over the edge. Watch you cum all over yourself.” I growled, feeling less and less in control of my words as I tiptoed closer to my climax. Rick whined and squeezed his eyes shut, flushing at my vulgar language. I stroked my free hand up to his chest, rolling his nipples under my fingers one by one. I wanted to surround him with stimulation, completely overwhelm him so he couldn’t help but let go, I wanted him to feel better than he ever had before. I buried myself deep inside Rick, rubbing my hips in an upward motion so the strap-on pressed firmly against his prostate; grinding and supplying unrelenting stimulation. Rick gasped, throwing his head back, and in seconds he was shooting his load over his stomach and my hand. I groaned lewdly as I watched him spurt, his cum shooting high with an impressive arch while his body shook beneath me.

“Ohh fuck! Fuck yeah, ughh.” He groaned, pushing his hips down on me, pressing the vibrator firmly against my clit. I continued to grind against him as my pleasure crested, tumbling over a precipice and having me panting and drenching my underwear.

The two of us took a while to recover from our climaxes, but soon enough I was whimpering and fumbling to pull the vibrator out of my underwear, eager to get it away from my painfully engorged clit. The slick thing slipped out of my grip, but I managed to hold it long enough to turn it off before I let it drop onto the mattress. I pulled out of Rick carefully, not bothering to detangle myself from the strap-on before I threw myself down on the bed next to Rick. He had his eyes closed, panting heavily beside me. I waited patiently for some sort of reaction from him, perhaps reassurance that he was okay. After a few long moments, I realised he wasn’t speaking any time soon.

“Are you… are you okay?” I asked, still embarrassingly out of breath.

“Y-yes.” He replied, slowly sitting upright. I watched him as he glanced down at himself; at the white streaks he’d painted across his chest. “That, um, that was… I’ve never experienced anything like that before.” He told me, looking at me over his shoulder.

“Did you like it?” I asked, unable to keep the concern from etching itself into my features. Rick smiled, breathing a quiet laugh.

“V-very much.” He nodded. I smiled in relief, sitting up and crawling up behind him, wrapping my arms around his shoulders; apologising when I accidentally poked him in the back with my strap-on. We shared a laugh and I removed it before going back to him.

“So did I. I’ve never done anything like that with a man. It was different, exciting.” I whispered, pressing a number of kisses into his shoulder. “Thank you for being honest with me about wanting to try something new. I know it’s not always easy.”

“Th-thank you for being so nice.” He laughed sheepishly. I looked over his shoulder down at his front, humming out a pleased little sound when I looked at his chest. I didn’t know what possessed me to do it, but I found myself reaching down, dragging my hand over his ejaculate, a little moan escaping me. Rick turned his head to look at me; well, as much as he could with our proximity. “I-I know that it’s late, and you probably want to go to sleep… but I need to c-clean myself up. I, um, I don’t suppose you’d l-like to take a bath with me?”

“I’d love to.” I grinned at him, kissing his cheek before releasing him and getting up; heading off to run us a nice hot bath. I couldn’t think of a better reason to stay up late.

[stealther-gurl]

Test of Faith (xOC AU)

Word Count: 2600+

Summary: If Nabu had never let Kaldur take off the Helmet. Featuring one of my own OCs!

Klarion cackled, the noise ripping apart Nightingale's brain as she gritted her teeth and tried desperately to think of a plan that would get her team out of this in one piece. Just because she and Richard had to grow up real fast in order to lead the team after what happened to Aqualad several years ago, didn't mean the others had to grow up quite as fast.

A quick blast of lightning took care of the lava demon being sent after Wonder Girl.

"You okay?" Emma demanded, yanking the girl to her feet.

"Y-yeah," Cassie said. Emma couldn't tell if she was crying or not. It was too hot in this demonic lava-pit-trap that any tears would evaporate immediately.

"Then keep moving. We're gonna get out of here," Emma growled. Cassie nodded, and flew at another lava monster. Nightingale took to the air too, surveying the battlefield. No Zatanna for instantaneous magical teleportation, no zeta-tubes in sight, and no Kid Flash to zoom them out of here.

As much as she didn't want to see him, they needed Doctor Fate.

"Superboy!" Nightingale cried. A lava burst singed her arm as the boy of Steel looked up at her.

"Get Miss M and Beast Boy out of here!" She barked.

"I can still fight!" Garfield Logan shouted up at her as Superboy grabbed him and his blood sister.

"Yeah, but the heat is slowing down your Martian blood just like hers!" Nightingale shot back. "My job is to keep you safe." Reluctantly giving in, Beast Boy let Superboy leap out of the pit, carrying him and the unconscious Miss Martian with him.

"Nightwing!" Nightingale landed next to her own twin, blocking a wave of lava aimed for him with her wing.

"Em, you okay?" Rick said, knocking his monster back into the lava it had come from.

"Just fine," Emma shook her head. "Please tell me you have a plan. We can't keep this up for long."

Nightwing sighed through his teeth. "Well, I did call in the cavalry, but Wotan was trying to use the Amulet of Aten to block out the sun- again- so he should be here right about-"

The end of Richard's sentence was lost in a clap of thunder, the glow of the lava dimmed by the brightness of an Ankh symbol that was brighter than the sun at noon.

"Klarion!" Doctor Fate's layered voices echoed demonically. "Desist at once!"

The Lord of Chaos glared up at the Lord of Order. "Here to clean up the kiddies' messes again, you old fart?" He snapped.

It worked, though. The lava monsters that the team was fighting sunk back into the base of the pit, and the temperature decreased the tiniest bit as Klarion focused all his energy into fighting the Lord of Order.

Nightingale fell to her knees, breathing heavily. "Good plan." She told her brother, though she didn't look up. She couldn't watch the fight right now.

Nightwing grinned sadly as he knelt next to his big sister and co-leader, patting her back encouragingly. "Now we get out of here and avoid the cataclysms and Fate has this all wrapped up like a burrito before we head off to-"

"Look out!" Bumblebee, though she was in shrunken form, yanked Nightwing and Nightingale out of the way as Klarion's blast forced Doctor Fate through the stone platform where they'd been standing, and into the lava.

"Kaldur!" Nightingale screamed. She felt Nightwing's fingertips digging into her arm, holding her back from a similar fate.

"It's okay, it's okay, Nightingale, he's magic. He'll be fine. I hope." Nightwing's rambling was not helpful at all.

The twins and Bumblebee stared at the bubbling lava for a moment, before a golden bubble burst triumphantly out of the lava. Doctor Fate leaned on his hands and knees, still smoking from the heat as he coughed, breathing heavily.

"That's why Klarion chose this place," Emma gasped in fear. "Not to take out our biggest player-" she quickly glanced in the direction that Superboy had brought Miss Martian.

"Kaldur may be weilding Nabu's power and mind, but he's still got his Atlantean weaknesses. Klarion is gonna kill him!" She cried, already flying across the field to his rescue.

"Nightingale, wait-" Nightwing gave up on trying to stop his sister. "Wonder Girl, Superboy, double punch!" He commanded, signalling to the team that it was time to jump back in and help out the Leaguer.

As Klarion bore down on Fate, reeling back to deliver the killing blow with Teekl's approval, Nightingale blocked the blast with her wings, still tender in the ravishing heat. Before Klarion could recover, Wonder Girl and Superboy made their move. One hit him in the gut, the other in the face, effectively drawing his attention away from Doctor Fate.

Nightingale's ponytail had come undone, the stray strands of hair plastered to her sticky, sweaty face as she knelt over the body that had once belonged to her dearest friend, and was now possessed by and used freely by an all-powerful, incredibly rude, prick of a Lord of Order.

"Kaldur, Kaldur wake up," She begged, shaking him roughly.

"Come on! You have to get up!" She cried. She pressed her forehead against the forehead of the helmet. "We need you, Kaldur, not the Lord of Order. You." She whispered.

Static leapt between her fingertips and the metal helmet, and instantly, she knew what to do.

She looked back to her team. Nightwing could lead the team much better than she could, she knew that, she wouldnt hold him back this way. He and Robin and Finch would have people to help them move on and grow up. And what of Batman? Would he be proud of her for making such a sacrifice? Livid that she did so unnecessarily?

Well, it wouldn't be so unnecessary to her. This way, Kaldur could finally get the closure he needed. He'd get to go home, back to Atlantis, see his parents again, join the team once more.

Kaldur hadn't known the risks when he put on the helmet, but Emma understood them perfectly.

"I will take the helmet," She whispered, just loud enough that she knew Fate would hear her and finally let Kaldur go free.

With one smooth yank, the helmet came off, and the robes of the Lord of Order faded from around Kaldur.

He looked just as he had four years ago when he first put it on in the Louisiana Bayou, only more tired. He hadn't eaten or slept in four years. He hadn't needed to. But even though he knew sorcery, that much power had to tire him out.

"I should have told you the moment I knew it myself," Emma bit her lip. Her arms tingled, the weight of the helmet in her hands, compelling her to keep her promise. But she still had the willpower to do one more thing.

She quickly kissed Kaldur's cheek.

"I love you," she whispered.

Almost on its own, the Helmet slid over her head, heavy and burdensome.

And then she heard his voice.

"EMMA! NO!"

She tried to turn around, tell him it was okay, but then it was dark, and the world disappeared from around her.

Emma's eyes popped open, seemingly on their own.

"AH!" She gasped, panting for air. The last thing she remembered was Kaldur screaming her name.

At least he was alive.

"Okay, okay, I put on the helmet. Now what?" She whispered. It was as if she was onstage, a spotlight bearing down on her head, but she couldn't see the apron of the stage, or the backstage clutter, barely hidden by a jumble of curtains.

"You know Nabu, if you're gonna keep people trapped in your stupid helmet for their entire lifespan, you might wanna provide them with some light entertainment. You know, a book, some arts'n crafts, a show, anything?"

As if he was actually listening, A portal-like window appeared in front of Emma. She leaned through it, and she was suddenly looking through her own eyes in her own body again. Her-Fate came at Klarion, fists glowing with magical energy. Fate summoned glowing golden chains to bind Klarion, but he swatted them away with a giant, clawlike hand.

Nightwing and the team had been forced back by the magic fight. She could feel them staring at her, watching Nabu in sheer terror.

Superboy had moved Aqualad out of the way, up where he'd brought Miss Martian and Beast Boy. The way that they were busying themselves with him convinced Emma that he was still alive. At least one good thing had come from today.

"You know, Wally told me that you can't use the combined powers of the mortal's body that you wear in addition to your own," Emma started, resting her arms on the bottom of the portal as if it were a big window, "It just seems kind of a downside if you ask me. I mean, you're taking over a guy or girl's body for the rest of their life, don't you think it would be nice if they got some say in what the heck you did with their body?"

Fate didn't reply, probably busy fighting Klarion, but Emma wasn't done with him. He'd taken Kaldur from them and refused to let him go, and he'd almost done the same thing with Wally. Just because she'd given herself up to him with full knowledge of the consequences in order to save Kaldur, didn't mean that she necessarily liked the guy.

"You know, now that I think about it, all the stuff a guy gets out of wearing your Helmet and letting you pilot their body around is a downside. I mean, they have no control over their own body anymore, they can't control their own life, they can't eat, can't get any rest, I mean, why would anyone want to put on this old tin can?" Emma scoffed, kicking at the floor with her boot.

Fate shot an ankh at Teekl, but Klarion snatched her out of the way in the nick of time.

"It is an honor to be chosen." Fate informed her, his voice ringing within the helmet.

"Honor. Huh. Do you know what that's worth these days? Right up there next to nothing."

Emma was pretty sure that Fate took the next blow Klarion delivered to them just so she would feel the pain of skimming the top of the lava.

"I mean the least you could do for a person is let them out once in a while," Emma winced, rubbing her shoulder. She couldn't feel any burned skin with her fingertips, but the pain was still there.

"Any trouble with that? You get a host, a kid still gets to live out their life. Just like Kent Nelson." She reasoned. It was a perfectly obvious compromise.

"Still, there is no guarantee that they would don the Helmet again after wearing it a first time." Fate came back.

Emma snorted. "You're paranoid." She told him bluntly. "Still, if you wanted people to line up to wear your helmet, you might want to consider offering benefits, and finding someone who's better at magic than me, or Wally, or even Kaldur."

"It is true you are lacking in the skills of the typical Homo Magi, but your endurance is stronger than the average human." Fate acknowledged.

"Do you mean the wings or the bat-training?" Emma stuck out her bottom lip in a fake pout.

"Tell me child, are you always this insolent?" Fate demanded, finally landing a hit on Witch Boy's familiar. Teekl screeched, and Klarion's form flickered, but he wouldn't give up.

Emma pretended to think about it. "Well, only when my friends are taken from me by stupid omnipotent magical beings from another plane of existence." She admitted.

Fate sighed. "I have seen this before." He grumbled, like a fifth grade teacher fed up with the class's shenanigans.

"You mean with Kent Nelson with Inza?" Emma asked, remembering the stories from Red Tornado.

"Actually, the way Inza Nelson fiercely loved her husband. She had a passionate fire within her, that would never let my old bearer give himself the short end. She managed to convince him that his life was worth more than that."

Emma bit her lip. She'd already admitted it once today, once more wouldn't hurt.

"I do love him. He deserves so much more than what he's been given." She said.

Nabu laughed. Doctor Fate, the Lord of Order, laughed.

"And to think, the poor boy thought he would never find love."

Emma smiled as Kaldur found the strength to break Superboy's protective hold and join he fight. He electrocuted Teekl with the Atlantean sorcery he hadn't used in years, and left Klarion vulnerable, enough so that Doctor Fate could trap Klarion in a golden ankh symbol along with his familiar.

"So now what?" Emma asked. Klarion zapped himself out through a portal, and his lava pocket dimension disappeared, leaving the team emerging from their shelter spots around the now ordinary warehouse they'd come to investigate in the first place.

"You knew the risks when you took on the helmet."

Setting her mouth in a firm line, Emma nodded. "I'm still willing to bear the helmet, so long as another unwilling person won't have to."

Nabu was silent. Outside, Nightwing was incoherently yelling, a mix of almost-threats and pleas for his sister to come back. Emma saw Kaldur, still so tired and exhausted as he leaned on Superboy for support.

"I sense you are more sincere, more desperate than your West friend was when he made this promise. Perhaps... Perhaps you could find someone who is willing."

Emma's head shot up. "And you'd let them out after every...Magic-mission, I guess?" She ventured.

"And you would train them to fight on your team?"

The start of a smile grew on Emma's face. "Yeah, I promise. I'll have Zatanna and Zatara help out too."

She took a deep breath. "I may hate you, Nabs, but I want to keep the Earth safe as much as you do. I promise you, we will find you a willing host. But kicking the Light's butt is still our main priority." She bit her lip, hoping this plea would convince Nabu.

The omnipotent voice gave a grumbling sigh. "I understand."

The focus of the portal-window zoomed in on Kaldur, who watched Doctor Fate painfully.

"I cannot keep apart two who are as bound by Fate as you are." He admitted.

"Wait, what?" Emma asked, but in a blinding flash of light she was taking off the helmet, back in the warehouse with everyone else.

"Nightingale!" Nightwing and Beast Boy were instantly hugging her.

"You're... You're you!" Karen and M'gann were hugging her too.

"Yeah, yeah I am," Emma laughed breathlessly, patting the golden helmet under her arm as they gave her space to breathe. Her legs were shaking like jelly.

"Don't worry, I gotcha," Nightwing pulled her arm over his shoulders, but Emma looked over at Kaldur, in a similar position with Superboy.

"Nabu let you go?" He asked, confused.

"Yeah, so long as I found him a willing host." Nightingale was well aware of the goofy smile wiggling its way onto her face.

She felt another shock of static electricity from the helmet.

"Oh! I almost forgot something!" She gave the helmet to Nightwing to hold for a moment and marched over to Kaldur. Taking his face in her hands, she promptly placed a kiss on his lips.

"Just wanted to make sure I did that before either of us took on another magical artifact." She grinned.

Like the others, Kaldur was shocked for a moment, but then he smiled. Letting go of Superboy, he wrapped his arms around Emma, holding her tight.

"Thank you, Emma. Thank you so much."

Emma hugged him tighter. "You deserve the world, Kal. Don't settle for anything less."

[afterspark-podcast]

Let’s Play Transformers War for Cybertron, Chapter 3 Transcript

Episode

[This can also be found on AO3!]

[Into Music]

[The main menu for Transformers War for Cybertron displays.]

O: Hi, guys!  Sooo, uh, we found out a thing last week.  Um, they shut the servers for this game down, and you need the servers in order to play multiplayer.  Soo... here’s what we’re gonna do.  Ah, I’m gonna play, uh, and, uh, Specs and Chezni are going to provide commentary, probably while I’m making a fool of myself.  And that’s how we’re gonna finish this damn- game dammit, because we are going to finish this.  I started it, I wanna finish it.

C: A moment of silence for the Activision servers.

S: [sighs] Yup.

C: [laughs]

O: [laughs] Fuck you Activision.

S: [laughs]

O: I get it, just why can I not host a game or something!?  I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.  I’m just annoyed, because I was actually having fun playing multiplayer and I’m like, oh COME ON!

S: It was fun, I’d been looking forward to it.

O: Well, hopefully, you’ll still be somewhat amused by watching me play.  Unfortunately, and I’m- I’m really sad, cause I was so happy, I was like, yay, Chezni’s going to play as Soundwave, because I refuse to play as Soundwave, cause he basically, has a healing gun, which is all but useless when you have like, computer allies.  So I’m like, oh yay, Soundwave will get some love!  Mm-mm.  Mm-mm.

S: [laughs]

O: And I refuse to play as anybody that isn’t Megatron in the Decepticon campaign, if he’s available, because unlike most of the other guns, you cannot pick up the Fusion Cannon as a drop, I am using the damn Fusion Cannon.

S: Ah.

C: You can’t steal Megatron’s arm?

O: [laughs] No, but in the sequel game you can!

[Owls selects Campaign > Solo Campaign > Chapter Select.]

C: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong…

O: [laughs] Well, I mean why not, the man stole a Prime arm- er, a Prime’s arm in Transformers: Prime, did he not?

[Chapter III, Iacon Destroyed is selected.]

O: Alright, uh, wait- what chapter was it?  Yeah, Iacon Destroyed.

[Owls clicks on the first checkpoint before immediately backing out and then clicking on it again.  The character selection menu is displayed and she scrolls through the three available characters for the level, Megatron, Soundwave, and Breakdown.]

O: We are in Iacon Destroyed, uh, our three characters available are: Breakdown, Soundwave, and Megatron.  And Soundwave, rather sadly, doesn’t like, have any way to use his cassettes when you’re playing as him.  Which makes me sad.

S: Aww.  That’s disapp-

O: Cuz he definitely- he definitely uses them to fight you later.

S: That’s disappointing.  I would have liked to play with um, Breakdown.

O: Yeah.

C: Yess.  Specs you- you’re with me in that you’re- you’re a big Breakdown fan, right?  Oh, no, wait!  This is Breakdown, not Knockout, sorry!

O: [laughs]

S: Well, I- I like both of them.

C: Is Knockout in this game?

O: No, not at all!

S: No.

O: Knockout was created wholesale for Prime.  Like he’s not- he didn’t appear in anything before that.

S: Yeah.

O: Whereas Breakdown, even if Prime wasn’t out yet (which I don’t think it was) was a character that existed in G1.

S: Yes, he came out late in Season 2, and he was part of the Stunticons.  And his personality quirk is that he’s very neurotic.

C: Heh.

S: Like, he thinks street lights are staring at him.

C & O: [laugh]

O: Wow, that was quite different in Prime, wasn’t it? [laughs]

C: Wow.

S: Well, that’s just in G1, he’s not paranoid about things in uh, Prime.  Cuz he’s an entirely different character with a completely different origin- origin, probably.  Though, a lot of people like to write him as originally being a member of the Stunticons.

O: Is it bad my brain sunk- just jumped straight to, “Well, it’s amazing how much less neurotic he is after getting boned for a couple million years, huh?”

A: [laugh]

S: Oh god, the fact that apparently Breakdown-

O: I’m just saying, somebody look at Knockout and tell me that boy don’t fuck.  I’m just saying! [laughs]

S: Well, the fact that Knockout’s entire design philosophy was apparently, make him sexy.

O & S: [laugh]

C: [imitating TFP Starscream] “Oh, you’re one of those.”

O & S: [laugh]

O: Starscream, you have no room to talk! [laughs]

C & S: [laugh]

O: NOOO room! [laughs]

S: Now I kinda wanna go get out the Prime artbook, but this is not the time!  So let’s get to the- let’s get to the game.

C: Right, right.

O: Let’s get to me blowing things up!

[Owls selects Megatron and the game goes to a loading screen, before opening up with a text crawl narrated, yet again, by Steve Blum.

Narrator: Hungry for more power.]

O: [quietly] Oh, thank fuck.  It was so loud guys, it was so loud, and now it’s not! [Referring to the sound issues in the last couple of chapters. ~O]

[Narrator: Megatron plans to corrupt the very core of Cybertron itself with Dark Energon.  But to do so, he must first find the Omega Key.  Which will unlock the gateway to the core.]

O: Nothing bad can happen with this plan!

S: [sighs] Oh, Megatron.  He wants-

[Narrator: Megatron launches a full scale assault on Iacon, capital city of the Autobots where the key is protected by Zeta Prime--leader of the Autobots.]

O: This is a terrible idea!  Why does he think this is a good idea!?

S: He really wants the Space Crack.

O: I- I guess, but- but did he need to give it to the planet!? [laughs]

S: He wants to infect the planet with Space Crack to get more Space Crack.

O: Ah, so he needs a Space Crack generating machine.

[An in-game cinematic starts with a drop ship hovering close to the ground in what appears to be the middle of a city.  Megatron, Soundwave, and Breakdown jump off the ship onto the ground below, while Starscream drops out of the ship, and floats a little above the group in robot mode.

Megatron: Starscream - continue forward and meet Zeta Prime’s armies on the front line!

Starscream: Have no fear, Lord Megatron!  Under my leadership, Decepticon victory is assured!]

O: Oh, shut up.

[Megatron: Do not fail me!

Starscream transforms and flies off into the sky.

Breakdown: Why aren’t we joining the main battle, Megatron?

Megatron: While Starscream attacks Zeta Prime’s armies head on, we shall move behind enemy lines and obtain the Omega Key.

As Megatron talks, the camera view cuts back and forth between the three party members as well as the battle they’ve been dropped into.  Around them Autobot and Decepticon forces are fighting each other.]

O: Because-

[Breakdown: The Omega what?]

O: -he basically, will be invisible.

[Soundwave: The Omega Key grants access to the Core of Cybertron.]

C: Omega say what?

O: Soundwave <3

[Megatron: Once I have access to the core, I will infuse it with Dark Energon and subject the entire planet’s energy supply to MY WILL!

New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

The camera swaps to the gameplay view.  The party has been dropped off on a raised platform that has two sets of stairs leading down to ground level off to the right and left.

In front of them is a large reddish-brown building, surrounded by more reddish-brown structures on either side.  Directly in front of the building there appears to be some kind of courtyard, that contains blueish energon flowing like water in two fountains, two artificial waterfalls on either side of the courtyard, as well as additional water features visible at the building’s entrance.

The front of the building resembles a face with two eyes and a mouth.]

C: Does that building have a face?

[Autobot: Decepticon intruders!  They’re inside the city!

Megatron stops and looks up at the weird face on the building.]

O: You know, it might?

[Breakdown: Autobots attacking!  Hey, wasn’t Starscream supposed to keep these guys occupied?

The group is in the middle of a firefight, and Megatron is hit by a shot before running over to the edge of the raised platform the party is on and looking around.  He shoots an Autobot at a sentry gun.]

O: Oh fuck, who’s shooting at me bug- you bastards!

[Megatron: Even the Autobots aren’t foolish enough to leave the Stellar Galleries undefended.  Destroy them!]

O: That one exploded...

C: So Specs, now we get to act like uh, we're the masters of everything and we would never make any of the mistakes- [laughs]

O: [laughs] Yeah, yeah, you guys have fun over there.  I'll just uh, you know- I'll put my metaphorical life on the line.

[Megatron continues to shoot at Autobots with his Fusion Cannon and attempts to avoid taking enemy fire.]

C: [laughs]

O: Or, you know, insert comment about, “I still have a Fusion Cannon here, thank you!”

S: Yeah, oh-

O: Fucking rocket fucker. [laughs]

[Megatron takes aim at an Autobot hiding behind a large energy shield.  Periodically, the shield drops and the Autobot shots missiles, leaving them vulnerable for a few seconds.]

S: Oh.  I like... I can't decide if the lighting is like, very warm or if that's supposed to be the metal color.  One of those things- pieces of wall looks like a face, and it’s kind of-

O: [laughs] That’s what Chezni said too.

S: -fucking with me.

O: [laughs] The building is staring at you Specs!  The building is staring at you, it’s a friendly building!

[Megatron jumps down off the platform and takes aim at some Autobots he couldn’t see in his previous vantage point.]

S: Nooo…

O: I feel like I’m in a- like, watch- now I feel like I’m watching a children’s show where like, everything has faces. [laughs]

S: Yeah.

C: Your friends on the right exploded for like, no reason.

O: Will you stay still, you!?

[Several Autobots run up to the area where Megatron and some Decepticon grunts are.  Megatron attempts to shoot them but misses multiple times before finally hitting them.]

S: Oh.

O: Megatron!  We need more bullets, or you need to have better aim!

[Megatron is still firing on Autobots, but is running low on ammunition.]

S: Hm, so-

[Autobots continue to target Megatron.]

O: Oh my god, go away!  Oh sorry, Specs.

S: This area actually looks like it would be really pretty... if it wasn't in the middle of a firefight.

O: Yeah!

C: I agree.

O: Yeah, it does.  And, you know, we're actually outside in what passes as daylight on Cybertron?  Which, uh, which we- we haven't gotten to see like this entire time, you know?

[Megatron turns around in a circle, looking up at the sky which is reddish orange in color.]

S: Yeah.

C: So, wait, is it normal for Cybertron to have water?

O: Uh... yeah-

S: That’s not water.

O: It’s Energon.

C: Oh.

[The immediate Autobots defeated, the party moves forward towards the interior of the building, walking past all of the ‘water’ features.]

C: The Energon must flow.

O: Although, som- sometimes it has water?  Sometimes it doesn’t.  Sometimes it has the Sea of Rust?

S: Sometimes it's got other things.  I mean, it could be uh, like, some sort of metal with a very low melting point.

O: Yeah.

C: Gotcha.

O: Pick one?

[Megatron is able to fully replenish his Fusion Cannon ammo.  Off to his left a weapon chest is visible, he walks over to it.]

O: Oh good, a gun.  Sniper rifle?

[Megatron smashes the chest and receives a Scatter Blaster (Full-Auto).]

O: No?  No?  Oh, damn.

[Megatron walks over to the left, smashing another ammo chest and then walking around to an area with multiple artificial waterfalls.]

S: Just the fact that your method of opening certain things just involves beating the shit out of it with-

O: Why- why do you think I’m like, “Megatron smash!”  [laughs] Cuz it- it's very, very accurate, thank you.

S: Yeah.

[Seeing nothing else of value, Megatron turns around and transforms into vehicle mode, heading further into the interior of the building.]

O: Look, if I’m playing as a hulking warlord, I’m gonna have fun with it, okay?

[Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate Autobot energy signatures nearby.

Breakdown: Where?  I don’t see anything...

After heading up some stairs, Megatron exits into another smaller open air courtyard.  In the middle stands a giant statue of some unknown Cybertronian.  Soundwave and Breakdown follow behind Megatron, while three Decepticon grunts are waiting in front of the statue.]

O: I keep trying to shoot the Decepticons, because I’m like, “PEOPLE ARE RUNNING AT ME!”

[Megatron: The Autobots are here, no doubt skulking in the shadows.]

O: Do you have any room to talk?

C: Ah, yes, the Autobots, known for their skulking.

O: Yes!

[The Decepticon grunts are all killed when some energy blasts come out of nowhere.

Decepticon Grunt: NOOO!

Megatron backs up and begins looking around the room.]

O: Oh god, even our guys sound stupid when they die.

S: Known for their deception.

C: [laughs]

[Breakdown: They’re all around us!]

S: Nevermind our uh, faction name.

[Megatron: Return fire!  Destroy anything that moves!]

C: Right.

O: You are being deceived-

[Megatron is destroyed by energy blasts from the invisible enemies, and Owls is kicked out to the Mission Failed screen.]

O: -goddammit. [laughs]

C: [laughs]

S: Bye, Megatron.

O: I am deceiving myself, apparently!

[Owls selects, “Restart From Last Checkpoint,” and the game reloads at the doorway to the second courtyard.

New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

C: Just shaking off the rust!

O: Uh-huh.  I- why- I wish it would have saved me picking shit up though.

[Megatron turns around and smashes the weapon chest behind him to pick up a Scatter Blaster.

Megatron: This shall be the downfall of countless Autobots!

He then runs over to an ammo chest and smashes it to refill his ammo.

Megatron: Argh!]

C: Alright, so they're here for the Omega Key, and they want the Omega Key because…?

[Megatron enters the doorway, walking out into the same courtyard as before.

Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate Autobot energy signatures nearby.

Breakdown: Where?  I don’t see anything...]

O: They need the key to get to the center of the planet, so he can put is Space Crack into the planet.

[Megatron: The Autobots are here, no doubt skulking in the shadows.

The 3 Decepticon grunts are killed, a firefight ensues.]

S: I kind of want to say that the Omega Key is supposed to open the Omega Lock and it-

O: Well, it’s held by Omega Supreme, so you’re not wrong.

S: [sighs]

C: Omega Supreme.

S: They really like their Omega naming.

[The party moves forward and begins attacking the invisible enemies.

Breakdown: They’re all around us!

Megatron: Return fire!  Destroy anything that moves!]

O: You know, the one that sounds like a burrito!

C: Yeah.

S: [laughs]

C: Sounds like the kind of thing you’d go to a fast food restaurant and order.

S: Except that um, having um, having that order means that you automatically want to murder all the Constructicons.

O: [laughs] Your rage at the Constructicons will be complete!

C: Yeah, so I’d like an- a number 6?  An Omega Supreme with a side ord- with a side of killing all the Destructicons.

O: Constructicons, but yes.

C: Constructicons, sorry.

O: What- sorry, with a side of uh, the rage at being betrayed by my Constructicon bros.

S: Yup.

C: So wait, are those the green and purple ones?

O: Yup.

S: Yes.

O: They make Devastator!

S: They are construction equipment.

[Megatron chases around a particularly troublesome enemy that keeps dodging his shoots.]

C: Why does Omega Supreme hate them?

O: Watch our podcast and find out! [laughs]

S: Yeah...

C: I edit your podcast!

O: We haven’t gotten to that episode yet, that’s why I’m making that joke. [laughs]

C: Gotcha.

[The last enemy is taken out, Megatron grabs some additional ammo, and heads down some stairs to where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting.]

O: But yes, please Specs, feel free to enlighten him, I just had to rib him first. [laughs]

S: It involves um... crimes against architecture.

O: [laughs]

C: Great. [unintelligible]

O: [continues laughing] “Crimes against architecture,” huh?

S: Well, that's roughly what happens.  Very roughly.

[The party exits into a circular area that is open to the sky.  In the distance an Autobot drop ship crashes.  Megatron throws a grenade into the center of the area.

Note: Owls did not mean to throw the grenade.

Breakdown: What are you trying to do!?]

C: Megatron keeps his troops on his toes.  “Didn't expect me throw a grenade at your feet, did ya!?”

[Starscream (COM): Megatron -- the Dark Energon is proving every bit as formidable as you predicted!  The Autobot armies crumble before it!]

O: [deep voice] On your toes, Breakdown!  On your toes!

C: [laughs]

[The party heads through a doorway on their right, and onto a walkway.  Megatron grabs a Scatter Blaster from a nearby weapon chest.

Megatron: Excellent, Starscream.  Continue engaging them so that I can acquire the Omega Key.

Breakdown: There’s something off about that Starscream guy, Megatron.  I don’t trust him.]

C: So wait, that was um, those enemies you were fighting earlier were invisible weren’t they?

O: Yup.

S: Yeah, they turned up in one of the previous areas.

[Megatron: Oh, I trust Starscream about as far as I can blast him… but he shows a rare cunning that I find intriguing.

The party continues up a ramp, once they reach level ground again, Megatron walks over to a gun that is lying on the ground.  It is revealed to be a Null Ray (10x Scope) and he picks it up before continuing forward.]

O: THANK YOU!

[Soundwave: Be aware -- snipers at the entrance.

Megatron: Move forward and flank them!  Let nothing stand in my way!

Megatron takes cover around the corner and shoots at the snipers with the Null Ray he just acquired.]

S: Though, I'm not sure what they are or what they do based off of in previous uh..

O: I don’t know.

C: They’re all Smokescreens.

O: [laughs] Mirage.

S: They’re more likely be to be Mirage.

O: Are they’re all Mirages?

[The party moves out into another large open area, with a big fountain in the middle and Megatron takes cover behind the fountain, still shooting Autobots.]

C: Mirage, sorry.  I don’t know why, I get Mirage and Smokescreen mixed up.

O: Well, I mean, they do similar things but in completely different ways?

S: Yeah.

O: Uh, Mirage keeps people from seeing him by turning invisible.  Smokescreen keeps people from seeing things by generating smoke.

S: Yeah.

C: So ones really fancy, and the other one just pollutes the environment, got it.

S: [laughs] More or less.

O: Yeah!  Yeah, you know what?  I feel like- I-I, you know, I have the feeling Mirage would agree with that statement.  Like, a lot.  You would probably have made his day by describing it that way. [laughs]

[The last Autobots in the area are defeated.  Megatron walks around the fountain passing another gun, before finding an ammo chest and smashing it.]

O: Smash~

[Megatron passes under a large arch directly in front of the fountain, passing by another ammo chest and smashing it.]

O: Why did I do that?  That doesn’t get me anything.  I like to smash things, that’s what’s going on here.

C: It’s addicting.

[The party continues forward, passing by two large water features and heading up some stairs.]

O: [quietly] Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash.

[Breakdown?: Let’s go, Decepticons!

The party turns a corner and comes across a bridge flanked by a multitude of statues.  Autobot snipers are on some platform above the bridge, shooting down at the party.]

S: Breakdown looks so tiny compared to um, to Megatron.

C: Yeah.

[Megatron takes out three Autobots with the sniper rifle in rapid succession.]

C: Those guys didn’t stand a chance.

S: You're very good at the sniper stuff.

O: Eh, it’s easier? [laughs] Cuz I’m not in a firefight.  I don’t actually do that well when I uh-

[Autobot reinforcements come out of an entry way behind the platforms and jump down onto the bridge, firing on Megatron and the others.]

O: I wish this sho- thing in the sequel where you could swap arms- um, I don’t very well in the middle of a fight, unfortunately.

[Megatron runs in front of the bridge so he can take cover on the other side and better aim at the enemy, and then takes out the remaining two Autobots.

Megatron: Decepticons cannot be stopped!]

C: Yup, Owls is our sniper.

O: So I just do this.  And then, they threw the sniper into the game by herself. [laughs]

C: I'm the one who gets lost, and Specs is the one who runs up and cuts people.

A: [laugh]

O: I’m gonna cut ya.

S: Well, you're not the only one who gets lost Chezni, I do too.

[Megatron grabs some ammo and then walks over to Breakdown and Soundwave, who are standing in front of a locked door.

Soundwave: Megatron, the gate to the Stellar Galleries is locked.

Megatron: I anticipated this.  A powerful infusion of Dark Energon will bend the doors to my will!

Megatron uses Dark Energon and destroys the door, allowing them to walk in at their convenience.]

C: That is true.  We both get lost.

S: Yeah, the problem I find is just that a lot of, um.  Well, a lot of games have to reuse uh, environment assets enough that I have difficulty ident- identifying other areas.  Cuz ia lot of it just looks the same to me.

[Upon entering the tunnel, Megatron smashes two nearby Autobots who had been injured by the Dark Energon blast.]

C: Yeah.

O: It all looks the fucking same!

S: Pretty much.

[Megatron briefly enters a room before turning around and exploring the adjacent hallways. He picks up some health from a health chest and returns to the room.  There is a large rotating pillar in the center that has multiple sets of lasers at varying heights, and seven spaced out platforms surrounding the center pillar.  Three of the platforms have some sort of batteries on them that the quest markers are indicating, 4 are smaller, circular and at a lower level than the ledge the party entered on.  Blue energon is visible on the floor.

Autobot Security System: Initiating defense grid.

Soundwave: Megatron -- those batteries feed the security grid.

Megatron: Quickly!  Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!

New Objective, “Disable the security system,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

O: [singing to the tune of the Star Wars theme]  Space crack!  It’s some space crack!  He wants to use some space crack for THINGS!

[Megatron dodges a laserbeam and jumps to the platform on his left, landing on the one right below it that a battery is on.]

C: Megatron- just used his force powers to open that door.

O: Yes.

C: But… why does he not just use his force powers to do everything now?

O: I- he kinda does use for it for a bunch of things?

[By the time Megatron gets to the battery it has already been infected with Dark Energon.  Sentry guns pop out of the wall and fire on him and Breakdown.

Breakdown: We gotta turn of these lasers before we all get fried!]

C: Or was he just like, super charged when he first got it and now he’s coming off-

O: I mean, I think he was super charged uh, when he first got it, uh, for sure, but-

S: Yeah, and now he’s-

C: And now he’s just chasing after that.

[Megatron takes aim at the sentry guns around the room, trying to dodge the guns and laser with limited success.]

O: Yeah, he’s chasing after that high- what is shooting at me?

S: That sweet, sweet high.

C: I think you’re shooting yourself.

S: Also-

O: Maybe I am, but I didn’t think I could do that the Fusion Cannon.

C: Oh.

[Breakdown: We gotta turn of these lasers before we all get fried!

Megatron jumps up on a higher platform, and attempts to jump to a higher platform with a battery on it, but aborts and lands back on the platform he jumped from when it doesn’t look like he can make it.]

O: Ugh.

S: I don't know how you're supposed to turn off the lasers.

C: Violence.

O: I know there must be a way, I just don’t remember how.

C: See, Specs, after watching all of um, you know, the- the footage that I’ve edited for the- vid- epi- videos that we were able to play together in.  You are amazing good at finding-

[Soundwave: Scans indicate that the batteries power the security grid.

Megatron jumps back up on the platform he entered on and attempts to go around the pillar and jump on another platform but instead just walks off the edge, landing in the energon and dying instantly.]

O: That’s-!  I- do- it’s- die! [annoyed gibberish noises]

[The Mission Failed screen displays, Owls selects ‘Restart From Last Checkpoint’, and the game loads at the doorway to the pillar room.

New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

C: [laughs] You are amazingly good at finding the button you need to push.

[Autobot Security System: Initiating defense grid.

New Objective, “Disable the security system,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

Soundwave: Megatron -- those batteries feed the security grid.

Megatron: Quickly!  Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!]

O: Yeah, I'm actually suffering from that right now.

[Megatron jumps over to the battery platform on his left and plants a detpak on it.]

C: I think you- I think Specs nailed like 75% of anything we needed to interact with.

S: I don't know, it's a talent, I guess?

C: [laughs]

[Megatron jumps over to the battery platform across from the entrance and plants a detpak on it as well.  He then turns around and bashes a health chest to get health before jumping to the last battery platform, but before he lands, Breakdown runs over and plants a Detpak on the battery and it explodes.]

S: Maybe you're supposed to shoot something?  Maybe?

C: I think she just needed to go over and hit the computer.

[The lasers deactivate, and the middle pillar is now covered in Dark Energon and little bits of purple electricity are coming off it and the three battery packs.

Autobot Security System: Security measures deactivated.

Megatron: Soundwave.  Damage report.

Soundwave: Scans show minimal damage.]

C: Looks like it’s off now.

O: Yup.

S: Oh, that’s good.

C: So, that’s good.

[New Objective, “Find the Omega Key,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

The blue energon on the floor has also disappeared- Megatron jumps down to the floor and the party leaves through a newly opened door.]

O: Yeah, I had to- I had to, you know, put my Space Crack all up in it.  That’s what I had to do.  Mmm-hm.  Mmm-hm.  Seems legit.

[The party walks down a hallway that opens up into a long room.  Across the room a weapon chest is visible.]

O: And now I literally do not care about any other gun, because I have the two I want.

[Sentry guns on the walls to the left begin firing at the party, who fire back.

Megatron: Now...time for more strategic slaughter!]

C: How do you think Starscream would feel about him using his gun?

O: How do you think he got it?

S: He might find it hot?

O: [laughs] There we go, yeah.

C: [laughs]

[Two Autobots also begin firing on the party, who make quick work of them.]

S: It’s like, obviously this is the hottest thing.

O: I mean the only thing hotter is him using Megatron, right?

S: Yeah.

O: [laughs]

[The Autobots destroyed, Megatron walks around the room, destroying weapon chests and picking up ammo.

Soundwave: Megatron, our data indicates that the Omega Key is located just beyond that door.

Megatron: Excellent!  This venture has proven far less taxing than I had anticipated.]

C: Now that would be a fun part of a game, if in multiplayer Megatron could turn into a gun and other people could use him.

[Breakdown: Are you serious?  I’m feelin’ pretty taxed, myself.]

O: That would be weird but…

S: That could be... kind of weird-

C: [laughs]

S: Actually, I’m wondering what that sort of…

C: Well, I don’t know it’s just-

S: Like, would other people have the ability to actually shoot you or would you still have control of the shooting?

C: No, I think- I think they would just move and you would shoot.

S: That could be interesting.

O: [laugh] That would be interesting.

S: Like, it might give you a powerup or something?

C: Yeah.

O: I will see that and raise you, imagine trying to have to control a combiner between three people.

C: That would be fun!

S: Oh god, five people.

O: Yeah, no-no-no, I know- I know but- but like, if you could- had to limit it or something so there were only 3 players.

C: Yeah.

O: Um, I just think it sounds funny.

[Megatron walks over to a large doorway where Breakdown and Soundwave are standing and destroys the door with Dark Energon.  The party walks forward into a large room centered around a floating sphere (presumably a model of Cybertron), with smaller circular bodies orbiting it.  To the left and right there are staircases that wind their way up the wall.

Soundwave: The Autobots maintain these rooms for tranquil contemplation.]

S: Honestly, it's reminds me of that game like um, QWOP, I think?

C: Yeah.

[Breakdown: Tranquil contemplation?  What does that even mean?]

S: Basically where you have to control each of the limbs with uh, um…

C: Q, W, O, P.

[Megatron: It means the Autobots laze about and whine over their own inadequacies.  Ugh… what a waste of time and resources.  Decepticons!  Find the Omega Key!]

S: Yeah, or there's a similar game where you have to control a horse.

O: [snorts]

S: Or a unicorn and often it just flops.

C: Yeah, you’re lucky if you can do anything with it.

[Megatron jumps on a nearby platform and begins shooting some of the small spheres orbiting the model.]

O: Apparently Megaton is, in fact, petty enough to shoot these things.

C: Yeah, what- what- is that-

O: He's like, “They're all wimps!  They have a meditation room, how dare they have that!”

C: Ah!

[Megatron begins running up the staircase on his left.]

S: Oh, I was under the impression that they were like, ads.

C: He-

O: [laughs]

[Megatron jumps off the stairs and roams around the first floor of the room some more looking for any missed items.  Not finding anything else, he looks up and continues shooting spheres as he walks back over to the stairs.]

C: “Megatron hates ads!”

S: Or at least that’s what I was thinking.

O: [continues laughing]

C: “Oil change at Sparky’s?  I’ll show you oil change!”

O: [continues laughing] Goddammit.

C: “This is for interrupting my SpaceTube episode!”

O: “It was from SPACE!” [laughs] I do love that idea, I love the idea of it being uh, of- those being like, pop up ads, that’s way funnier.

[Megatron walks back up the stairs arriving on a platform with Breakdown and Soundwave.  To the right is a console.

Megatron: Behold, Decepticons!  The Omega Key!]

C: Yeah, Specs, that’s amazing.

S: I mean, honestly- [laughs] You're welcome, it's just, Cybertron seems like the sort of place where you would have pop-up ads everywhere.

O: Yeah!

C: [laughs]

O: Also, apparently the Omega Key was just here, in this room.

C: What?  In the room with all the space pop-ups?!

S: [laughs]

O: Yes.

C: They didn’t even know they’d come-

S: Well, but maybe they’re representations of the moons?  In which case, it looks like there's an awful lot of Cybertronian moons.

[Megatron walks over to the console and activates it.  The reddish-orange forcefield around a small floating orb in front of the console drops, and the sphere opens, revealing nothing inside but the indent of where a key should be.

Breakdown: Wow.  That is one empty container.]

O: [snorts] Thanks, Breakdown.

[A hologram of Zeta Prime appears above the empty key container.  The camera pans around behind him as he points at Megatron.

Zeta Prime: Megatron, I’m warning you right now.  You are toying with forces beyond your understanding or control.]

O: What is it with Primes and their chins?

[Megatron: Ah, Zeta Prime.  I see you’re still afraid to face me in person.]

C: I was thinking the same thing.

S: Maybe they based it off of, um, Animated?  Cuz that was one chin-tastic animation.

[Zeta Prime: Ha!  Predictable as ever, right down to the empty words.  The Omega Key is under MY protection now, Megatron.]

O: Yeah, Animated is just chin-tastic all the way through, let’s be honest.

S: Yeah.

O: But Sentinel had like, the chinny- the most chin-tastic chin out of all of the chins. [laughs]

S: The chinniest chin chin chin.

C & O: [laugh]

[Megatron: That is hardly a deterrent.  I will enjoy taking the Omega Key from your lifeless hands.]

O: Oh, you have it, so I just have to kill you to get it, cool. [laughs]

[A variety of Autobot enemies appear and a fight ensues.

New Objective, “Defeat Autobot ambushers,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

C: [laughs] “Right, wait- that's not what you're supposed to think!”

S: Oh no-

O: “You’re supposed to be like, Oh no, that sounds difficult!”

S: And Megatron's just like, “Oh, you're challenging me?”

O: “-BIIITCH!”

S: Congratulations!  You’re dead!

C: What a terrible case of me murdering you, you seem to have come down with.

O & S: [laugh]

[Megatron: [laughs] For glory!

Megatron is on the stairway, shooting the various Autobots with the Null Ray, and taking them down in rapid succession.]

O: Oh yes, please just- just stand there let me shoot you, that- that's my favorite thing, yes.

C: Man, Owls makes this look easy.

S: Yeah.

[To the left of the screen some Autobots begin to fire on Megatron who runs behind a pillar to continue shooting.]

O: Ah!

C: I remember these doggone flying guys in the first chapter and I had no idea what to do.

S: Yeah... Actually, now I'm wondering what like, Megatron's preferred scent would be or if Cybertronians even have like, fragrance preferences?

O: [deep voice] “Ah, yes, the scent of motor oil-”

C: A couple of them reference their ‘olfactory sensors’ so they must have some kind of scent.

O: Yeah, they- they clearly can smell but that’s like- yeah, what scents do they like?  I mean, like, humans seem to like flowers, or the smell of rain, what do Cybertronians like?

C: Crop rust!

S: I mean, honestly, would rust smell like the beach to them considering the Sea of Rust?

O: I- considering rust is usually seen as a bad thing, I’m gonna say it wouldn’t have the same connotations.

S: Mmm.

[Megatron shoots an Aerialbot, and the Aerialbot goes flying in a different direction than the momentum of the shot before exploding.]

O: Pfft, that was a weird direction to take that, but okay.

S: Yeah, I mean-

C: So, the Sea of Rust is actually like, a beach of rust?

[Megatron heads down the stairs to his left, before jumping off and landing on the bottom floor.  He is low on ammo, completely out of Fusion Cannon shots, and has 11 Null Ray shots left.]

S: Maybe not?  The problem is I'm not entirely sure if it's considered like a wasteland or…

O: A destination, as it were.

S: Yeah.

C: [chuckles] Like a destination in your mind?

O: Well, I mean like, a vacation destination kind of thing.

C: Oh, oh.

S: Yeah.

O: I-I yeah, I really don’t know-

[Soundwave: Autobots, incoming!

A door in front of Megatron explodes, revealing 2 of the large Autobots carrying machine guns from the first level.]

O: Oh fuck- NO.  NO.  YOU.

C: Wha-

O: YOU!

[Megatron takes cover behind a pillar and shoots at the Autobots.]

S: You need to reload.

C: Are those guys bad?

O: We died against them so many times in the first chapter!

C: Oh!  Right, right, right.

[Megatron transforms and drives up the stairs in tank mode.

Megatron: I shall lead the way!]

O: That's great, but we're gonna do it from higher ground, buddy.

[Megatron goes up the stairs before transforming back to robot mode.  He takes cover behind a pillar, shooting at the large Autobots down below, taking out one of them.]

S: I mean, maybe different metals have different scents?

O: Or minerals?

[Megatron runs out of ammo in his two guns.  Transforming he goes back down the stairs and takes aim at the last remaining Autobot in while in vehicle mode.  He shoots once, hitting an explosive barrel near the Autobot and killing him.]

S: Yeah, I don't know, maybe the Autobots would find more organic notes more interesting because they'd have- it would be exotic and they're more used to those.  Whereas Decepticons might be- might prefer um, more metallic scents.  I don’t know.

C: I would say Tungsten would be-

S: [laughs]

[Megatron: Soundwave, trace Zeta Prime’s broadcast signal.

Soundwave: Commencing scan… Complete.  Its origin is 12.7 cycles ahead.

Megatron runs over to the maintenance door Soundwave and Breakdown are standing by.]

O: Wow- wow, he wasn't even trying to hide himself if Soundwave could do it that quickly!

S: Yeah.

[Soundwave: Scans reveal poor structural integrity surrounding this maintenance access door.

Megatron: You heard him!  Blast the wall!

New Objective, “Proceed to the lower city,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

O: Smash it, you say? [laughs]

[Megatron smashes the door and runs through.]

S: Oh~

[Megatron walks over to an ammo chest and smashes it.]

O: Oh, thank fuck.

[Soundwave: Megatron -- the city subsystems provide a direct line to the broadcat’s origin.

The group enters a dark tunnel with a vaguely green tint.  Up ahead, on the right, there is another maintenance door.  This door is held in place by locks, which Megatron destroys before knocking the door down.]

C: Alright, alright, so, we're in greenlight mode now.

O: [quietly] There we go...

S: Yeah, and I don't much like it because… meh.

C: Megatron, meanwhile-

[The other side of the maintenance door reveals a large pillar with slowly blades spinning on multiple levels.  The room goes down quite a ways, with several sets of blades below the party and blue energon below that.]

O: Oh, look!  More things that want to kill us!

C: -demonstrates that he, uh, doesn’t properly know how to open doors.

[Megatron: Descend here.  And have a care -- one wrong step, and you’re scrap metal.

Megatron jumps off his current level, landing on the next set of blades below.]

O: Well, he was born in a mine, why would he use doors?

C: [laughs]

[Megatron jumps down another level, and waits as the blade slowly moves towards a maintenance door on the opposite wall.

Breakdown: Uh… not that I’m arguing or anything, but -- why don’t we just go back to the dropship and hitch a ride?

Megatron: This is the shortest distance to travel, Breakdown.]

O: [laughs]

S: Okay, who would design this like this?

C: [laughs]

S: Like, seriously, that’s a door!

[Megatron shoots the maintenance door and jumps through, landing in another dimly lit hallway.]

C & O: [laugh]

O: It- maybe it was a maintenance door or something?  I don’t know. [laughs]

S: Maybe…

[The party walks up a stairwell at the end of the hallway, which leads up to a closed door.]

C: Oh, the- the coffee room?

O: [laughs]

C: It’s down- it’s down the pillar of evil fan death.  Death fan.

O: [continues laughing] You can either take the stairs or you can brave the f- fans of death, but if you miss them you will die.  How much do you want your coffee?

[The door opens and party continues through and up another set of stairs before running into an Autobot using a console on the wall.  A fight ensues.

Autobot: Decepticon intruders!  They’re inside the city!]

S: It's too exciting, I’ll do without coffee.

C: [laughs]

[Megatron: Into the tunnel, Decepticons.  And try not to get crushed by the trains.

Megatron takes out the Autobot and the party walks out onto a platform inside of a much larger tunnel.]

S: Oh, trains?  Is this their mass transit system?

[Breakdown: You’re joking, right?

Megatron: Yes, Breakdown -- I am famous for my sparkling sense of humor.  Now GET MOVING, before I dismantle you myself!]

O: [laughs] “I’m known for my sparkling sense of humor.”

S: Oh, it’s mass transit system time…

C: [laughs]

S: ...with mines.

[The large tunnel is indeed revealed to be some kind of mass transit system.  In front of the party the tunnel descends deeper underground.  A train running on the ceiling passes by overhead.  Rolling spherical mines are scattered throughout the floor of the tunnel.  Megatron transforms and begins heading down the tunnel.  Soundwave and Breakdown manage to stay ahead of him.]

C: It's a pity Megatron is a tank, while everyone else is a travelling vehicle.

O: Right?  Like, they’re so much faster than me and I don't just think it's because they’re computer AI’s.

[The party continues down the tunnel, which is also, for not explainable reason, littered with ramps.

Breakdown: Whoa!  Watch out!

More trains pass overhead, the party enters a party of the tunnel with transparent walls.  Other trains are seen running in the distance, along with a lot of exposed piping.]

S: I'm honestly sort of amused that Soundwave is faster.

O: I mean… it- he is a vehicle in this one.

[There are also a few sets of pillars with laser sensors running between them.  Megatron jumps off a ramp and manages to hit one, causing some guns to pop out of the wall and shoot at him with missiles.]

S: I know, but considering that his most well known iterations aren’t vehicles, it's just- I always just find it really funny.

C: It’s like that scene in Beast Wars, “For the Predacon Alliance!”

O: [laughs]

C: Turns into a tape deck.

O: Oh, Ravage, I love you.

[The party continues onwards, until their tunnel meets up with another one.  Ahead of them a train moves across from right to left and two trains go past them on the ceiling.  Megatron turns on the new tracks, following Breakdown and Soundwave who are still ahead of him.]

O: Oh dear, I remember this.  I died.

C: [laughs]

[Megatron: Onward!  Through that door!

A smaller tunnel branches off the main one to the left.  Megatron transforms into robot mode and looks around, nearly getting hit by a train from behind before entering the dark tunnel.]

C: That’s some really good advice, don't get hit by a train.

O: Right?  I'm like, Megatron did not listen to his own advice the first time I played through this level, I don't think! [laughs]

S: And we're back to the green.

O: Yeahhhhh, Cybertron’s a dark, dark place, Specs.

S: Ehhhh…

C: [laughs]

[Megatron heads left at a fork in the tunnel, and walks over and picks up some ammo.

Megatron: A brilliant addition to my efforts!]

O: Megatron, I- do you say that every time you pick up ammo?  And like, I don't mean out loud.  I mean to yourself. [laughs]

S: He very well could.

[To the right a doorway can be seen on other side of the room through a hole in the wall.  Megatron heads back the way he came, heading down the right fork and smashing a weapon’s chest on his way.]

O: [quietly] I don’t know why I’m hitting this-

S: He likes to talk to himself.

O: He just likes to talk. [laughs]

C: [laughs]

[Megatron continues down the hallway, coming to door he’d seen through the wall.

Breakdown: It’s no use, Megatron!  The door’s locked!

Megatron: A simple solution, then.  Break the locks!

Megatron tries to shoot the door and hit it with his melee attack, but neither do anything.  He attempts to aim at the red targets, but nothing happens and he heads back up the hallway to the hole the door was visible through before.]

O: We’ve got to go around.

C: I was gonna say, I was like, “What?”

S: You have to shoot through something?

O: Yeah, but I- I think I have to go over here and shoot something.  Yeah.

C: Oh, of course you have to go to the other side of the door to open the locks on the door.

[Megatron shoots the locks through the hole, destroying them and the door.]

C: Why don't you just climb through there [the hole]?!

[Megatron: Blow open that door!]

O: [deep voice] “We're not savages!”

S: I mean…

O: [laughs]

[Megatron transforms and drives back over to the doorway, jumping down into the room below where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting.]

S: We’ve got to be polite, got to knock first and then we open- then we go through.

O: Megatron’s idea of knocking is two Fusion Cannon blasts, through the door!  I mean, don’t you know anything? [laughs]

[Megatron: Move to that exit!  NOW!]

C: You do not want the third.

O & S: [laugh]

[Breakdown: Uh, Megatron...]

O: The third goes into your head.

[Soundwave: Autobot cloakers, present.

Megatron: Quickly!  Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!

Invisible enemies begin firing on the party.]

S: Yeah…

O: Seems legit.

[Quest icons appear over three consoles in the room.  Megatron fires back at the Autobots firing at the party.]

S: Oh, I think- yeah, it looks like you need to um…

C: Shoot everything!

O: Uh, when don’t I?

C: [laughs]

[Megatron continues to shoot at enemies.]

S: I mean, did you activate the... thing [console]?

O: No, because I'm trying to kill the things that are shooting at me!

S: Good point.

[A cloaker uncloaks on top of a nearby platform.  Megatron fires off several shots, missing, but the cloaker continues to stand out in the open.]

C: That guys really content to just stand there.

S: Yeah.

[Megatron finally kills the cloaker and then runs over to one of the indicated consoles, planting a detpak on it.]

C: We believe in you, Owls.

S: Yeah.

O: Thank you, I’m not sure if I believe in me.

[A health chest is visible in the distance, across an area enemies are currently firing on.]

O: I want that health over there though! [laughs]

C: Classic shooter dilema.

[Megatron continues to fire, ducking in and out of cover.  Soundwave walks over and begins healing him.]

O: Oh, Soundwave, you're a beautiful bastard!

S: He is earning his keep today.

[Megatron: Hurry!  Destroy the batteries!]

O: Soundwave always earns his keep in my opinion.  Soundwave could be having an off day, and he’d still be more useful than half the Cons.

S: Oh, yeah.

[The party takes out several enemies clustered around one of the consoles, before Megatron runs over and plants a Detpak on it.]

S: But in this iteration he doesn't have, um, offensive features, or combat features.

O: I know you meant ‘off-fen-sive’ but my brain totally just heard he- he’s ‘o-ffen-sive’ somehow.  As in like, bad.

[The last of the cloakers are destroyed.

Megatron: Excellent work, Soundwave.  Now unlock the exit door.]

C: No, that’s clearly uh, the Soundwave from Animated.

S: [laughs]

O: He was fine!

C: [laughs]

O: He was fine!

C: He had the most catchy, annoying theme-

O: Like, no, I didn’t like him as much as other Soundwaves, but I liked him anyway.

[Megatron walks around the room, looking for any items and then heads over to the health chest and retrieves the health.  He then walks over to a console and activates it, opening a door in front of the group.

Megatron: MOVE, Decepticons!  Double-time!]

C: He was pretty funky fresh.

S: Yeah.

O: [laughs] Goddammit.

[Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and drives down a stairway, arriving at a platform in the same (or similar to) the large tunnel from before.  He grabs some nearby ammo.

Breakdown: Hey Soundwave, you wanna race?

Soundwave: Negative.]

C: Alright, so Megatron-

S: So is it time for trains- sorry.

C: Oh no, go ahead.

S: Is it time for trains again?

C: It might be.

[Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and follows Soundwave and Breakdown into the descending tunnel.  The features from the last tunnel go around are still present, there are spherical rolling mines, ramps, movement sensors, and trains passing over head.]

C: Oh, no just mines of death.

O: Ah, I mean those- those were there in the last go around too.

S: Yeah, more trains!

C: [laughs]

S: The Cybertronian um, transit system is…

[Large flashing red warnings appear on the right and left just before a train passes in front of Megatron.  He uses a ramp, jumping over the moving train.]

O: What does that mean?  That doesn’t-

C: Whose idea do you think it was to put all these ramps down here?

[Megatron: Don’t get hit by the train, you fool!]

O: [snorts] Megatron!  We are far more likely to get hit by a train than either of your subordinates because I’m the one in the driv- the one behind the steering wheel!

[Megatron hits a mine before taking another ramp to avoid the next train.]

O: Um, obviously they’re for maintenance bots, honey.

[The tunnel ahead ends abruptly with a crashed train in the center.  The party diverts from the tracks to a smaller ramp on the right.

Megatron: There -- that station.  From there we can infiltrate the lower levels of Iacon.]

O: Well, they're obviously for getting over those trains that are perpendicular to you.

C: [laughs]

[Breakdown: What -- that’s it?  I was kind of having fun.  In a high speed, suicidal kind of way.]

C: They were probably like, “Well, we could dig safety maintenance tunnels, you know, to go under the trains,” and they were like, “No, you fool!  Ramps!  Ramps are the way to go!”

O: RAMPS! [laughs]

[The party heads up some stairs, exiting to an open air area.  Bridges, buildings, and various pipes all loom overhead.  In front of them are two sets of train tracks.

Soundwave: Megatron --Omega Key detected.  We should proceed through the logistics station.]

S: They’re much sexier.

[Megatron: Excellent!  The Omega Key awaits!]

O: [laughs]

C: It'll be awesome!  We’ll get all the- all the Cybertronian chicks, all two of them!

O & S: [laugh]

[A train passes in front of the party on the tracks nearest to them.

Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate approaching Autobot energy signatures.

New Objective, “Pass through the lower city,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

S: Get all the hot jets.

C: [laughs]

Megatron: Decepticons -- ready your weaponry for battle!]

O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the- the jets are the ones they’re trying to uh, allure, my dear.

C: Oh, okay.

[A bunch of Autobots pop out of hiding and begin firing at the party, who fire back.  More trains sporadically pass by on the two tracks.]

S: I wonder how many of the trains might actually be other transformers who are like, so done with the firefight in their workplace.

O: [laughs]

C: That’s a good point!

[The first wave of Autobots are destroyed and another group, this time with energon shields fall jump down from above.]

O: I mean, to be fair, we only know of like- the only time we’ve every really seen train Transformers was uh, in uh-

C: Astrotrain?

[Megatron takes cover behind a box and begins sniping the Autobots.  More trains cross by in front of him.]

O: Well-

S: Well, yes, there's Astrotrain and then there's the three of them from Car Robots in the original RID.

[Note: Transformers: Robots in Disguise, 2001, was called Transformers: Car Robots in Japan.  We frequently use the Japanese name to get across what we’re saying quicker because in the US there’s not less than three goddamn things using the title ‘Robots in Disguise’.]

O: Yeah, I mostly meant like, working train ro- like, robots that worked as trains.

C: Oh.

S: Which is-

O: Is what I’m trying to get across there.

S: Which is the three from um, Car Robots.

O: Yeah.

S: Cuz they like, abandon- at least one of them abandons like, a group of passengers in a tunnel to go in fight ah, Decepticons or Predacons.

C: Oh wow.

S: You know, I kind of want to see what would happen if an Autobot who was shielded was just in there when a train comes through.

C: [laughs]

O: Right? [laughs]

C: Maybe we’ll get lucky, I keep waiting for it.

O: And that’s how I died, by being crushed!

[Megatron suddenly dies and the game briefly goes to the ‘Mission Failed’ screen before the game loads back at the stairway leading up to the outdoor station.]

O: Oh!  Okay…

C: Whoa, what happened?

O: I don't know, somebody hit me.

[New Objective, “Pass through the lower city,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

C: From our perspective uh, I’d say it looked like you were winning.

S: Yeah.

O: [quietly] To a certain degree of winning. [normal volume] All right, come out, come out wherever you are, so I can shoot you.

[Megatron walks forward just enough to get the Autobots to come out of hiding before taking cover behind another box.]

S: It’s train time.  Unfortunately, you- we can't get in the trains.  Oh.

[Megatron snipes enemies.

Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]

O: Uh-huh, uh-huh, that’s nice, buddy.

C: [laughs]

S: His ego requires it.

[Megatron: Only fools stand against Megatron!]

O: Look, I’m just saying, riding shotgun with this character just involves me being like, “Uh-huh, uh-huh, that’s nice.”

[The second wave of Autobots jump down after the first wave of Autobots are dispatched.]

C: Oh, you can’t see [your] health when you’re in the zoomed in mode. [When using the sniper rifle scope.]

S: Yeah.

C: That might have been what confused us.

S: Maybe.  Or maybe your character, maybe Megatron just ended up on the tracks?

O: I don’t think so, I was back behind the box.

[The last of the second wave are destroyed, when a third wave of Autobots run down stairs on the other side of the station.]

O: Goddammit, how many of there are you!?

S: Uh… a lot?

O: A lot, yeah!

[Megatron continues sniping.]

C: A lot of Autobots were really unhappy with their life and wanted a quick death.

O: And I’m providing it for them, got it. [laughs] Megatron’s providing a service.

[Megatron moves closer to the last Autobot killing him and clearing the room.  The Autobot cries out rather loudly when he’s shot.]

O: [imitating the Autobot] Blaaargh!  Blah, I say!

[Megatron walks around picking up ammo and other enemy drops before heading over the train tracks towards the other stairway.]

O: [sighs] Oh, jesus.  Alright.

C: I remember being a kid and playing games and like, things like running across the railroad tracks always freaked me out.

O: Were you afraid of the trains squishing you?

C: I don’t know why.

S: I mean… trains are dangerous.

[Megatron runs up the steps into a tunnel, and heads to his left.  Ahead of him the wall explodes and a sparking cylindrical object is sticking out of a newly created hole.

Breakdown: Take cover!

Megatron: Steady yourself, coward.  I marked this area for Dark Energon bombers.

Breakdown: Are you insane?!?  I mean… yes, brilliant, Megatron!

The party heads to the left, an open area that is currently the grounds of a large firefight is visible in the distance.]

O: [laughs] That- that inflection was- was amazing.  Thank you, thank you Knockout.

S: Breakdown?

O: Breakdown, yeah, sorry.  I blame Chezni, he was talking about Knockout earlier!

C: Yup, it’s my fault.

O: ~Always!

[Megatron stops and snipes some of the visible enemies ahead, before the area’s bombed with Dark Energon.]

O: I don’t know why I’m wasting my ammo when they're just going to get bombed with Dark Energon.  Meagtron, should- should I ask how you got this much Dark- I- I know we- I know supplied you with Dark Energon, but you had- you had enough to make Energon- Dark Energon bombers?  Really?!

[The party continues on, fallen Autobots litter the ground and the way forward is blocked by a pile of rubble.

Megatron: Perfect!  Soon Iacon will be no more than a thick layer of rubble!

Breakdown: The wreckage is in our way, Megatron.]

S: I don’t know, maybe it's-

[Soundwave: Megatron -- the debris scans as stable enough to support our weight.

Megatron jumps on the debris before jumping up into another tunnel.]

S: Maybe it turns into exponential growth at some point?  That would make it easier…

O: Nah, he just wants an easy supply of Space Crack.  Definitely that.

S: Yeah...

[Breakdown: Hey!  There’s Autobots unloading off the train!

Megatron: Leave no Autobot alive!

The party exits into another large room.  They are standing on a platform, below there are some stopped trains and several Autobots.  The party begins firing on them.

Megatron: Fall before Megatron!]

O: I don’t know why you felt the need to say that Megs, we never leave any Autobots alive.

[Breakdown: Okay, what needs doing?]

S: He just wants to you-

C: He won’t let us-

S: [laughs] Sorry.

C: Oh no, I just gonna say, you won't let us open the doors until we kill them all.

S: Yeah…

O: For some reason!  (Soundwave being incredibly petty.)

[Megatron attempts to shoot a distant Autobot, but the Autobot isn’t getting hit despite Megatron being on target.  The camera pulls out as he reloads, and it’s apparent the shots have clipped into a nearby wall instead.  He backs up and shoots the Autobot, finally destroying them.

O: I was like, “Why isn’t that working?

[Megatron: Blast those Aerialbots!

Aerialbots fly in from above.]

O: Oh, goody.

C: Yeah, the odd clipping on the box.

S: It’s the Aerialbots again.  I don't think they're a combiner in this one or maybe not, maybe they are, I don't know.

O: No, these are- that's just what they call any flying Autobots I’ve noticed.

S: Oh, that’s...

O: I know, not confusing at all, but…

S: Yeah, not a fan.

[The Aerialbots fly over the party dropping bombs as the party attempts to fire back.]

C: So wait, what did they call them in this one?

O: Well, they're just called Aerialbots because they can fly.

[The last Autobot is destroyed, and the party jumps down from their platform.

Soundwave: Megatron -- I have detected the Omega Key.  It lies beyond the train tunnel.

Megatron: Move out, Decepticons!

Megatron smashes some item chests, grabbing a nearby shield.]

S: It's just a generic term for flying Autobot instead of what it was in the cart- the G1 cartoon was- well, and in the comics- they were a combiner team who combined into uh… well.

O: Superion?

S: Yep.

C: Oh, and they were specifically called the Aerialbots?

O: Yeah.

S: Yes.

C: Gotcha.

S: Because they were planes.

O: And because so few of the- the Autobots really flew too, that was kind of distinct.

S: Yup.

[Megatron runs up some ramps and does some light platforming to reach Soundwave and Breakdown who are standing off to the left of some train tracks.  He then transforms and follows the tracks into a tunnel.  Ahead of him several red notices pop up in an alien text and he drives into a little area off the tracks to his left, returning to bot mode.  A train passes by on the tracks.

Megatron: Stay on the tracks -- if you want to get smashed to pieces!]

O: I feel like he’s having way to much fun with that…

S: I think he is too.

[Megatron transforms back into tank mode and drives up to another small area off the main tracks, this time on the right side of the tunnel.  He transforms back to bot mode.

Soundwave: Scans reveal poor structural integrity surrounding this maintenance access door.

Megatron smashes the maintenance door in the floor with his mace and falls to the floor below when it breaks.

New Objective, “Approach the Iacon Vaults,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

(COM) Brawl: Starscream!  This is Brawl!  We’re pinned down outside Zeta Prime’s vaults!  We need air support!]

O: Hey, there’s Brawl!

[Megatron: Excellent!  Brawl is already near the Omega Key!

Megatron walks forward and activate a console that is directly in front of him that opens a door on his right.  The party heads out the door and up some stairs, when they near the top something smashes through the ceiling in the room ahead, followed by an explosion.]

O: Yeah, that looks healthy.

C: Now they’re going to have to patch the roof.

O: I mean, Megatron I think, just wants to you know, start from ground zero I-I don't think- I don’t think- I think he just wants to redecorate by rebuilding, to be honest.

C: Big skylight.

S: Yeah.

[The party runs reaches the top, taking a left up a smaller flight of stairs, and Megatron shots an Autobot ahead that has his back to them.  The party then runs over to a large window.  There is a firefight going on outside, and the party fires on the Autobots.

Megatron: Autobots fall so easily!]

S: He takes a decidedly ballistic approach to redecoration.

O: [laughs] Yes!

C: That's well phrased.

O: Megatron doesn’t know the meaning of redecorating, he’s just going to renovate.

S: Yup.

[The party follows the walkway to their left, taking out another Autobot.

Breakdown: Look!  They’ve got Brawl outnumbered down there!]

C: What on Earth…?

[In an in-game cinematic it cuts to the floor of the area outside the windows from where the party is.  Six Autobots all pile on top of an enemy, before revealing they were attacking Brawl as he throws them all off at once.]

C: “They're eating him!  Then they're gonna eat me!  OH MY GOD!”

A: [laugh]

O: I think that’s Brawl just doin’- doin’ his thing- doin’ his thing down there.

S: Yeah.

C: Right, right, got it.

[The continue to follow the walkway, leading more into the interior of whatever building/structure they are in and run into one of the large Autobots with shields.]

C: That guy's got a big shield because he's just saying, “Please shoot me in the back!”

O: Right?  Not, you know, “I'm gonna put some extra shielding on my back!,” it’s gotta all be on the front.

[The Autobot is primarily focused on Soundwave as Megatron is going back and forth attempting to shoot the Autobot in his weak point on his back.]

O: Will you explode already?

C: He's trying.

[Megatron gets a few more shoots into the Autobot who finally explodes.]

O: [laughs] Well, tell him to try faster!

S: [laughs] Try harder to explode.

[Continuing ahead the party encounters two Autobots with the glowy barriers that are taken out relatively quickly.]

O: [nasally voice] Tell them to explode faster, Chezni!

C: All right, but I don't think he’ll listen.

O: [laughs] Does anyone ever listen in this [game]?

[Megatron grabs some ammo, and heads towards the next room.  A wall explodes in front of the party and a glowy barrier Autobot on the other side begins throwing grenades at them.]

C: Umm... Soundwave- er, not Soundwave, Starscream.

S: [snickers]

O: I don’t think Starscream listens either.

C: He uh, did in that first episode with- when he had his tail between his legs.

[Another glowy Autobot joins the first and Megatron backs up swapping to his Null Ray and taking one of them out.

Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]

C: “What's that, Lord Megatron?”  “Yes, of course, Lord Megatron!”

O: [laughs]

C: “Let me go off and get you that Dark Energon right no- right away, Lord Megatron!”

S: He was very intent on that booty call.

[The other Autobot is shortly dispatched and the party continues ahead.  They come out to a room with a large hole in the wall ahead of them.  An Autobot is standing on the edge with his back to them, but is quickly dispatched.]

O: Yeah, he was- he was turned on, also who the fuck is banging out there!?

C: It’s Cream, er, our cat.

O: I- I thought it was coming from the wall!

C: No.

O: Either that or we’ve got multiple banging going on here, but Cream is very insistent to be out here. [laughs]

[The party takes up the position vacated by the Autobot and Megatron begins sniping all the visible Autobots.]

O: Cream is not out here, cuz otherwise you would be hearing her over the mic giving me headbutts.

S: [laughs]

[Breakdown: Snipers!  Across the street!]

O: This isn’t an exaggeration, she just does that.  And I love it- it's adorable just not when I'm on a headset, like when I'm at work!

[Megatron: None can resist us!

The snipers across the street are hastily dealt with and Megatron runs over to the edge of the platform he and Soundwave are still on.]

O: Is that it?  You guys were making a big deal about snipers, is that all the snipers there were?

C: “Oh no, there’s snipers!”

O: Oh no?

S: Well, I mean there’s still s- that dude.

[Megatron looks down and snipes the one lone Autobot visible below.]

C: [laughs]

[He shoots another Autobot.]

O: It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, literally! [laughs]

S: You're in a very good spot for that.

[Soundwave: Megatron -- the area is now clear.

Megatron: Let us speak with Brawl, then.  I want to hear how my war is going.]

O: [snorts] Pharsing? [laughs] Okay.

[Megatron jumps down and checks the nearby nooks and crannies for items, picking up a shield in the process.

(COM) Brawl: Waiting for your orders, Megatron...]

O: Hey Brawl, how’s the explosions?

[Megatron runs over to a Decepticon standing on a platform in the middle the area.]

O: Are you Brawl?  No you’re not.  Where is Brawl?

[Megatron turns to his left and heads towards where the quest marker is indicating.]

O: Probably where the blue arrow is indicating, huh? [laughs]

C: “I am generic cep- Decepticon 75.”

O: [coughs and then laughs] “I am honored you thought I was Brawl, however!”

[Megatron smashes an ammo chest and walks over to the stairs Brawl is standing on.

Brawl: Lord Megatron!

Megatron: Report, Brawl.

Brawl: The Autobots are dug in and our precious air commander won’t provide support!]

O: [snorts]

[Megatron: Enough excuses!  Where is Zeta Prime?]

O: [laughs] Color me surprised!  Shocked even!

[Brawl: He’s just beyond those doors, Lord Megatron!

Megatron: Witness the power of Dark Energon!

Megatron walks over to some large stairs on his left and uses Dark Energon when prompted.]

C: So, is it only through the power of Dark Energon that they've been able to just do all this and kind of… hack Cybertron?

O: I think?  Maybe?

[Nothing happens.

Megatron: Impossible!

A large hologram of Zeta Prime materializes in front of the door.

Zeta Prime: It will take more than a speck of Dark Energon to breach the armor of our Vaults.]

C: OHHHHHH!

O: [laughs]

[Zeta Prime: Surrender now, Megatron and I will consider sparing your life.]

C: OHHHHHH!

[Megatron: You dare threaten me!?!  ME?!?

Megatron shoots at hologram, ineffectively.]

C & O: [laugh]

[Zeta Prime: So be it, Megatron.  I leave you to your own… futility.]

S: You know, his helmet is surprisingly Galvatron shaped.

O: Yeah, the irony is kinda funny.

[Breakdown: Oh great -- here we go…]

O: Alright.

[Megatron: [yelling] Brawl, call in the Dark Energon bombers!]

C: Oh, Megatron’s mad.

O: PISSED.

[Brawl: But Megatron, there’s too much firepower -

Megatron:  DO AS I HAVE ORDERED, BRAWL!

Brawl: Yes, Megatron.  Bombers, target these coordinates!  Everyone else -- CLEAR THE STREET!]

O: “Yes, Lord Megatron.  Right away, Lord Megatron.  Please don't take off my head, Lord Megatron.”

[Megatron transforms and drives into an area where the Decepticons are sheltering from the bombers, he passes by several Decepticon grunts as he heads towards some stairs.

Sensible Decepticon: Look!  It’s Megatron!

Decepticon With A Death Wish: About time.  Why’d he show up so late?

Sensible Decepticon: Shut UP!  You trying to get us both killed?]

C: I assume the guy on the projector was Omega Supreme?

O: No, no-no-no-no.  That was-

S: Sentinel Prime?

O: -Sentinel Prime.

[Note: Despite his name literally being on the screen less then a minute ago, we’re both wrong, it’s Zeta Prime.]

C: I see.

[In-game cinematic: Two Decepticon bombers drop into frame flying over the area the party just vacated.

Brawl: Bombers inbound!]

O: Omega Supreme is HUGE.  Like, he is, I think, the final boss for the Decepticon campaign, and he’s HUGE.

C: Oh!  He’s the one that turns into the- the base.

O & S: Yeah.

C: Okay, I’m sorry.

[The bombers are quickly shoot by anti-aircraft guns and go down, crashing into buildings.  The camera returns to Megatron.  One of the downed ships is burning right in front of him.

Breakdown: Well, THAT was a complete disaster.]

Megatron: Silence!  Obviously our bombers are incompetent!]

O: [laughs]

S: Yeah, I think in the Autobot campaign it's Trypticon, that's the final boss, maybe?

O: Yeah, yeah, it’s Trypticon.

[Brawl: Lord Megatron -- if I may make a suggestions?  Disabling the anti-aircraft guns would open the way for our air support...

Megatron: An excellent though, Brawl.  Carry it out.

New Objective, “Disable the anti-aircraft guns,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

C: Wait.  They called for air support and the plane flew into the wall?

[Megatron heads to his left, stopping on the edge of a drop off.  The Autobots and Decepticons are in a fire fight.

Brawl: Decepticons!  Take those guns!]

O: Ehh, the- the anti-aircraft guns took it out.

C: Oh.

O: So they’re like, “Take out those guns and that’ll help!” and you’re like, “No shit!”

[Megatron begins sniping Autobots who are on another ridge across from the platform he’s standing on.

Megatron: We got another one!]

C: Wait… are the machines flying other non-transforming machine?

O: Yes.

S: Uh, probably.  It’s also-

C: Is that normal?

O: Yes.

S: Yeah… It's also entirely possible that they could be uh, flying Transformers that are actually transformed, or dead.

C: Yikes.

O: Well... I mean that’s kind of what they do with Trypticon later, it’s not that weird, unfortunately.

[Megatron moves closer to the Autobot occupied area.]

C: Yeah.

S: I mean, it’s what they did in More Than Meets the Eye after uh…

O: Oh, yeah!

S: Yeah, the- the Necrobot’s base.

O: They're like, “Oh shit, we have no ship to get off we're just gonna take this Decepticon, mass shift him and fly his dead corpse off planet.” [laughs]

C: [laughs]

S: Yeah.

O: Like, I'm not even paraphrasing or exaggerating-

S: That’s pretty much just…

O: Pretty much, yeah.

S: Pretty much what they did.

[Megatron pauses and looks behind him at the firefight before entering a doorway on his left and following a path upwards towards where the anti-aircraft gun are located.]

C: Megatron’s like, “Ehhh, you guys got that.”

[Megatron enters a room that has two large windows on the left side.  Two Decepticons grunts are firing back at Autobots inside.

Breakdown: Turrets!  They’re gonna chop us to pieces!

Megatron: No one turns back!  Destroy those guns by ANY means necessary!]

O: Or take them, maybe?

[Brawl: You heard Lord Megatron!  Decepticons -- lay down cover fire while we take that building!

Megatron takes cover behind the pillars next to the windows and door and snipes various Autobots, some snipers, and some stationed at turrets.]

C: Ultra Magnus.  That's who I was thinking uh, Omega Supreme was for some reason.

O: [laughs]

S: Oh...

O: Wow, that was wildly inaccurate!

S: Yeah.

[Megatron continues sniping Autobots, butsome turrets he already cleared out are being manned by Autobots again…]

C: Right?  I think it's cuz they're both- they're both- both of their names are like two words?

S: Yeah.  I can see that.

[Megatron attempts to back up but is blocked by a Decepticon that is ducking behind him.]

O: [deep voice] “Move, Decepticon!”

C: Right? [laughs] “No!  I’m safe here!”

O: [deep voice] “You’re not safe behind me if I decide to shoot you!”

[Megatron: This fate awaits all who oppose me!

Megatron continues to snipe.  The Autobots keep spawning in and taking control of the turrets.  The nearest turret turns towards Megatron and shoots at him, missing.]

O: Oh my god, why!?  Why do you keep spawning?  Just stop already!

C: Yeah, the real question is why they're like, “Hmm, well we were shooting down this hallway at the people coming at us maybe if I do it, I’ll fare better than the guy who died last time?

O: Right!?

C: That one at least tried to point the gun at you.

[Megatron shoots at an Autobot but instead of moving in the direction of the gunshot’s momentum he flies backwards out of Megatron’s scope at high speed and hits a large cylindrical object, then slides down and explodes.]

O: [laughs] I love physics!  Like, the physics in this is so weird!  He just went flying backwards. [laughs]

C: But yeah, they're like, “Hmm, someone from the side is shooting us.  Oh well, I’ll just run and grab this gun!”

[After sniping a few more Autobots Megatron runs out of the room and up stairs to his right.  An Autobot sitting in a turret on one of the stairway landings leaves his turret and tries to attack the party, but gets a Fusion Cannon to the face.]

O: I think I’m supposed to be going up there without uh, killing all of them.

[Autobot: We’ve got to protect the anti-air guns!

Brawl: Now!  Hit the Autobots while they’re distracted!

The party continues upwards and into a dimly lit corridor before ascending more stairs.  They pass by a glitching Zeta Prime hologram.]

O: Like, maybe- maybe I'm supposed to be moving, but I- I like my idea better.  They just keep coming because they’re idiots.

[Megatron reaches a console and activates it, opening a door to his right that leads back outside.  Seeing a health chest he runs over and smashes it, despite still having a shield left.]

O: I don’t know why I hit that, I don’t need that either.

[There is a console to Megatron’s right, as well as a nearby Autobot who has his back to him.  Megatron runs over to the console, but no UI displays as he runs around the console.]

C: These are not working computer.

[Megatron runs over to the oblivious Autobot and smashes him with his melee attack.]

C: [laughs]

[Megatron: There!  The gun controls!]

O: [laughs] Yes!  I know!  I was trying to hit them, Megs!

[Megatron returns to the console, having to wait for his dialogue to complete before finally being given the option to interact with the console and planting a detpak on it.]

C: You had to smash that guy over the head first.

O: Ey- ust Megatron really wanted to smash that guy over the head.

[The detpak explodes, and the console swaps over from Autobot red to Decepticon purple, complete with Decepticon insignia on it’s screen.  Dark Energon begins forming on the nearby anti-aircraft gun.  Megatron turns back to the console, which is now also being consumed by Dark Energon crystals.]

O: Okay, so now we've got Dark Energon infecting the aircraft guns… and everything else to be honest.

[Breakdown: Niiiice!  Takes one gun to blow up the other!

Soundwave: Megatron -- the controls are overloading.

Purple electricity begins coming off the console, and Dark Energon begins taking over a nearby wall.]

O: The Dark Energon’s too much!

[Megatron: Move, Decepticons!

Megatron jumps off the platform to the ground below, transforming in midair and driving little ways before returning to bot mode and looking back up at the anti-aircraft gun.  The console explodes.]

S: Oh, and this is very hectic.

[Breakdown: That almost punched our tickets!  I thought Dark Energon was on our side?]

O: [snorts]

[Megatron: Brawl -- call in the bombers.

Dark Energon still covers the anti-aircraft guns and surface near it but doesn’t appear to moving out any further.]

O: [laughs] Megatron’s like, “Moving on.”

C: Right-

[Megatron wanders around the nearby area while Brawl coms Starscream.

Brawl: Transmitting the coordinates…

Starscream (COM): Brawl, this is Starscream!  Your request is denied.  I won’t have you wasting more of my ships!]

O: Oh god...

S: Dark Energon does not give a shit.

O: Neither does Megatron in about 3 seconds!

S: Pretty much.

[Megatron: I see.  When did they become YOUR ships, Starscream?]

S: Mmmmmm!

[Starscream (COM): Oh -- Lord Megatron!  I didn’t realize YOU were there!]

O: [laughs] I mean, “Yes!”

[Starscream (COM): Air support request approved -- but it will be a few cycles before the bombers can reach you.  I’m afraid you’ll just have to be patient.

Brawl: We’ve got Autobot reinforcements headed our way!]

C: When did Starscream grow a spine!?

O: Right!?!

S: Apparently, when the booty call turned out to be unsatisfying.

[Megatron: I shall make you pay for this, Starscream.  Decepticons -- hold your positions until the bombers arrive!

Megatron takes control of a nearby turret and begins shooting at the Autobot reinforcements below.

New Objective, “Defend the anti-aircraft guns,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

O: Yeah, are we assuming that already happened and he was not satisfied with how that went?  I mean...

S: Either that or he's pissed off that Megatron did not notice him.

O: [laughs] He didn’t comment on how pretty and shiny he was the last time they met.

[Brawl: Snipers on the bridge, Megatron!

Megatron aims the turret upwards and targets the Autobots that appeared on the bridge.  After they are destroyed he resumes shooting at Autobots on the ground who have decided to court death and are aiming directly at him.]

O: Hey, Chezni, you still there?

C: Oh, yeah.

O: Okay.

C: Sorry, uh, I think I was talking earlier wasn't I?

S: Maybe?

O: Uh, maybe I’m not paying enough attention.

[All the Autobots are destroyed.

Breakdown: That’s it?!?  We beat ‘em?

Brawl: No, no, no… there’s NO way the Autobots would give up that easily.]

C: I might have been cutting out through Discord, I’m not sure.

[Megatron: Agreed, Brawl.  Everyone hold fast and stay alert.

Breakdown: On the roof over there!  More Autobots!]

O: Strangely quiet as those lasers are being fired over there.

[Megatron attempts to turn to the Autobots who have spawned in on his left, but is restricted by the turret he’s on which doesn’t turn far enough.  Megatron hops out of the turret and begins sniping the enemy Autobots.

Decepticon: Autobot ground vehicle approaching!]

Megatron: We got another one!]

C: I was just so mesmerized by watching the machine gun fire.

O: [laughs]

C: It was addicting to watch.

O: Cuz machine guns make you happy.

C: Yes!

[Brawl: They’re firing from the windows!

Megatron continues firing at Autobots, periodically more drop down from the roof onto the balcony area the rest are shooting from.]

C: It's actually quite satisfying every time to see uh, Owls zoom in and just shoot things.

O: Well, I’m glad your entertained!

[One of the large Autobots with a machine gun walks out and Megatron begins shooting it.  Unfortunately, it does not die in one hit so Megatron continues to shoot it.]

O: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

C: That one's less satisfying!  It's not dying.

O: Ah what-

C: Make it die!

O: [laughs] “Make it die!”

[The large Autobot is vanquished!  Megatron swaps to his Fusion Cannon and begins shooting the other nearby Autobots.]

O: This is why I like the things- I- I like the- the weapons that kill them in one hit, ya know?

C: Yeah.

[Breakdown: The Autobots just keep coming!]

C: Specs, what's your uh, favorite weapon of choice?

[Brawl: Jets attacking from above!

Megatron picks up the turret gun dropped by the large Autobot and turns to his right, targeting a group of Aerialbots.]

S: I... don't think I actually have a preference for any of the weapons, because I'm not good with sniper rifles… Um, I mostly just a spray-and-pray sort of…

O: So, machine guns?

S: Yeah.

C: Yeah, I'm hearing machine guns.

[Megatron continues his machine gun Aerialbot rampage.

Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]

C: Actually, I think that lines up as well uh, with uh, previous levels that you played.  I remember see you get uh...

[Breakdown: Blast those Autobot junk-heaps on the bridge!

The pilfered turret runs out of ammo and Megatron swaps back to his Fusion Cannon.]

S: Yeah, I think I mostly had machine guns.  Either that or- well, uh, playing with the mealy weapons- or melee.

C: [laughs] I like to stab!

O: [snorts]

S: Yes.

[Megatron runs over to another mounted turret and takes aim at more Aerialbots.]

O: [laughs] I’m a talking car!

S: [laughs] Well, when I remember to transform.

C: Yeah!  As funny as it sounds in a Transformers game.

O: [laughs] You kinda forget you can do it.

S: Yeah.

[Two large turret carrying Autobots appear on the distant bridge.  Megatron shoots them but they persist in living.]

O: Oh my god, will you die already!?

C: Megatron is-

S: I wonder if you can shoot the screen?

C: The screen?

S: Cuz there's a screen that's occasionally-

[Megatron turns to his left where a glitching screen is visible, he shoots it but nothing happens.]

O: Oh.

C: Oh! [laughs]

O: I was like, no, you can’t have it [the gun] face the camera, was the way I was interpreting that in my head.

S: [laughs]

C: Makes me want to-

[One of the two large Autobots finally goes down.]

O: FINALLY!  Jesus!

C: Make sure that the canon of uh, the- the plot of um, Megatron vs all Cybertronian ads continue.

O & S: [laugh]

O: I mean… I would be into that-

[Breakdown: We’re gonna get slaughtered!

Megatron: Stop your whining, Breakdown, or I’ll stop it for you.

Brawl: They’re coming from all directions!]

O: -would be funny to me.  The real reason um, the real reason Megatron fucking lost it is because he was tired of ads.

[Megatron rips the turret off and begins shooting at snipers that have spawned on the bridge.

Breakdown: Megatron, they’re everywhere!  What do we do??]

C: Right.

[Megatron: WE HOLD THEM OFF.  The bombers will clear the street when they arrive!  Rely on that!]

C: “My fellow Decepticons, do you realize that every day you are assaulted by 20,000 different advertisements?  Where’s the decency!?”

O: [laughs] “But they’re all from two ad agencies on the entire planet!”

[Megatron: [laughs manically] ]

S: Oh gosh, that's just making you wonder if someone's done an ad agency AU, where they're basically competing ad agencies instead of competing factions?

[Megatron continues targeting all the large number of Autobots that are now spawning in multiple locations, until runs out of ammo in the turret.  He drops the turret.]

O: Fuck that was-

C: Right, Megatron is just busting up the monopoly.

[Breakdown: That’s -- that’s the WHOLE AUTOBOT ARMY!  We’ll never--

Brawl: BOMBING RUN WILL COMMENCE IN FIVE… FOUR… THREE… TWO… ONE!

Megatron runs over to another turret but is taken down by Autobot fire.]

O: Crap!

[The Mission Failed screen appeared and Owls selects, “Restart from checkpoint.”]

O: OH MY GOD!  I have to do that again! [laughs] I apparently got right to the end but I died.

[The level reloads at the point where all the Aerialbots had started spawning in.

New Objective, “Defend the anti-aircraft guns,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

S: Oh, no!

C: Maybe it saved?

[Breakdown: The Autobots just keep coming!

Brawl: Jets attacking from above!]

O: Well, I’m hoping that I don’t have to do all of them again, maybe?

C: Yeah.

S: No, you’re probably going to have to do- kill all of them, again.

[Megatron takes a turret, and begins shooting Aerialbots.  This one is revealed to not be a machine gun, but something much more akin to his Fusion Cannon blasts.]

O: This is not a machine gun turret.  I did not know these existed!

C: That looks like a fusion gun- cannon turret, thing.

S: Maybe?  Yeah, that’s-

O: I mean, I’m okay with this, to be honest.  I prefer being- not having to shoot things a billion times.

[Megatron shoots one of the Aerialbots which causes and explosion that takes out two additional nearby Autobots.]

O: And that's very satisfying.

C: Satisfying to watch!  I hate using things like this.

O: Well, that’s why you give me all the bigger guns, dear.

C: That is true.

[Breakdown: Blast those Autobot junk-heaps on the bridge!

Two large turret wielding Autobots appear on the bridge, Megatron begins shooting at one of them, while periodically swapping back to take out groups of Aerialbots.]

O: I have better aim than you anyway.

C: Aim!?!  What's that?

O: I know.

C: Food?

O: [laughs] You’re like, machine gun, shot gun, what aim?  There is no aim, there is only shoot!

[Megatron targets one of the turret Autobots but keeps missing because the Autobot is moving.]

C: Although, you need to aim where they're going to be and not where they are.

O: I KNOOOOW.

C: [laughs]

[One turret Autobot goes down.  Megatron takes aim at the other.]

C: At least killing those guys is easier with this thing.

O: Oh, thank you god!

[The second turret Autobot is defeated.  Megatron begins taking damage as shoots hit him from below.]

S: Like, this is going a lot faster than the other one did.

O: Who is shooting at me?  You are shooting at me.

[Megatron destroys the one lone Autobot on the ground.]

S: They’re from the ground, yeah.

C: A tiny boy.

O: A tiny boy is shooting me.  A tiny boy must die.

C: Tiny, dead boy.

O: Tiny, dead boy.

[Breakdown: I’m the fastest thing on four wheels!]

C: [laughs] No one's arguing that point but is that really necessary to bring up right now?

S: Well, I feel like-

[An Autobot gets on the platform with the party and begins shooting.  Megatron can’t maneuver the turret to hit him and tries to exit, but instead rips it off.]

O: Argh!  I keep hitting the wrong button.

S: He's channeling Dragstrip.

[Breakdown: We’re gonna get slaughtered!

Megatron: Stop your whining, Breakdown, or I’ll stop it for you.]

C: Wait!  He goes from, “I’m the fastest thing on two [four] wheels!” to, “We’re gonna get slaughtered!” 

[Brawl: They’re coming from all directions!]

O: Oh!  I thought an Autobot said that.

[Breakdown: Megatron, they’re everywhere!  What do we do??]

C: Oh, did he?

S: Maybe?

O: Maybe I’m wrong.  [Yup, I am very wrong. ~O]

[Megatron continues to run around with the Nucleon Shock Cannon shooting as a large number of Autobots spawn in.

Megatron: WE HOLD THEM OFF.  The bombers will clear the street when they arrive!  Rely on that!]

S: Well, I don’t know- I don't think they have particularly of a wide range of voice actors?

O: Yeah… at least not- certainly not for the little guys.

S: Yeah.

C: Oh, did you rip that thing off?

O: I did.  I wasn't trying to.

C: The Nucleon Shock Cannon.

O: Which, apparently, I like much more than the other guns!

[Breakdown: That’s -- that’s the WHOLE AUTOBOT ARMY!  We’ll never--

Brawl: BOMBING RUN WILL COMMENCE IN FIVE… FOUR… THREE… TWO… ONE!

An in-game cinematic plays, as the Decepticon bombers finally hit their targets.  The party, plus Brawl are standing on a platform, Brawl turns to Megatron.]

S: Well, nucleon makes sense considering uh, what it actually does in the comic canon.

[Breakdown: Wooooo-hoooo!  BOOM!  Eat THAT, Autobots!

Brawl: The street looks clear, Megatron.]

O: Does it-

C: Wait, so it’s a real thing?

S: Yeah, nucleon is basically a heavy-duty powerup, but it prevents transforming in the Marvel Comics.

O: Huh.

[Brawl: That should’ve blown the Vault doors clear off!

Megatron: Good.  Brawl -- remain here and hold this position.  The rest of us will move forward and acquire the Omega Key!]

S: And it may, or may not uh… uh, also kind of fuck with them.

[Megatron jumps down from the platform the party has been on during the prior fight.  The street below is littered with debris, Dark Energon crystals, and Autobots with varying degrees of damage.  A nearby Autobot runs towards Megatron, but trips and Megatron stomps on him.

Autobot: Help… me… Must… fight… Must warn… Zeta Prime...]

S: Cuz, I think like, Grimlock ends up an Action Master because of it.  An Action Master as a transformer who doesn't transform.

O: Hmm.

C: Gotcha.

S: It's been a while since I've done anything with… since I’ve read any of those um...

[New Objective, “Enter the Iacon Vaults,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

Megatron hits Autobots with his melee attack that are on the ground as he heads towards the Iacon Vaults’ entrance.]

C: Are you running around punching corpses!?

S: [laughs]

O: Uh, they were still alive.  They were still shooting at me, they had to die.

C: [laughs]

[Megatron runs over to some ammo but is unable to pick it up.  He reloads the Null Ray and then picks it up refilling 1 ammo.]

O: I’m taking the one thing of ammo from it, alright?  Don’t judge me.

S: Like, nucleon is apparently an actual thing rather than just nucleon in Transformers.

[An in-game cinematic plays as the party reaches the Iacon Vaults.  A huge Autobot, 2 to 3 times the height of Megatron bursts out of a wall and lands in front of the party.

Big Autobot: Engaging Decepticons at the Iacon Vaults.

The Autobot moves forward while a Decepticon grunt fires on him, crushing the grunt under his giant feet.

Decepticon: Fall back!  Fall back!

The big Autobot then transforms into a big tank.]

S: Oh a giant- !

O: Oh goody.

S: I wonder if that’s-

C: I wanna play as that guy!

[Breakdown: What the-?!?  That guy is huge!]

C: Yeah, I want to be that thing!

[Megatron: Split up and flank him!  Use the debris for cover!

Megatron fires some tentative shots at the tank but doesn’t appear to be doing any damage.  He uses the debris to maneuver around the tank looking for a weak point.

S: Okay- yeah, nucleon is an incredible power- incredibly powerful energy source capable of being used as fuel by a Transformer but though it can give great strength and power and has even revived the non-functional it has terrible side effects to quote uh, the TF Wiki.

C: Alright.

[Breakdown: The tank’s armor is too tough!  We gotta find a weak spot!

The tank has a weak point on it’s rear and Megatron unloads several Fusion Cannon rounds into him.]

S: And yeah, one really common side effect is loss of transformation.

[The Autobot transforms back into robot mode.  Megatron targets him, and seeing that the reticle turns red on the Autobot’s crotch begins shooting accordingly.]

O: Shoot the crotch!

S: [laughs]

C: Would you be stuck in whatever form you were in when you took it?

S: Um, possibly?  Mostly I think they were stuck it in robot mode.

[The party continues firing on the Autobot, who seems to only be targeting Soundwave.  Megatron hangs back, transforming into tank mode once his Fusion Cannon ammo runs out and continuing to fire.]

C: Gotcha, and yeah, Owls you are definitely shooting the crotch.

[Megatron: We’ve breached its armor!  Now DESTROY IT!]

S: [laughs]

O: The ret- the reticle turned red!

C: [laughs]

O: Don’t judge me!

C: For obvious reasons!

O: Obviously!  I'm sorry Soundwave, but I'm really glad you say aiming at you and not me. [laughs]

C: Soundwave’s over there just going, “OH MY GOD, WHAT’S GOING ON!?!” [laughs]

[The Autobot if finally taken down after 8 tank rounds are unloaded into the crotch area, he then explodes.

Soundwave: Megatron -- the tank has been rendered non-functional.]

C: I mean, “Didn’t even break a sweat, thanks boss.”

O: [laughs]

[Breakdown: You see that?  *I* did that.  ALL.  Me.]

C: Ohhhh my god.

O: Breakdown, Breakdown are- do you want to die?

[Megatron picks up some nearby ammo.

Megatron: A brilliant addition to my arsenal!

He then walks forward, towards where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting next to the vault entrance.

Megatron: Onward, Decepticons.  Into the Vaults!]

S: Well-

O: “You know what?  You know what I'm having for dinner tonight?  Your ass.” [laughs]

C: [laughs]

S: Dead End is the one with the death wish.

O: Yeah…

[Megatron walks up to some debris blocking the vault entrance and plants a detpak on it.]

C: Wait, who's Dead End?

S: Another Stunticon, he sounds very British in the G1 cartoon.

[The detpak explodes and the party enters the Vaults.  Debris litters the floor, and just inside a hologram of Zeta Prime appears.

Zeta Prime: Megatron.  My, you are a persistent one!  But breaking into my Vaults?!?  You’ve overstepped yourself.]

O: Yeah, I don't really remember him I only know him because you like him.

S: He's a Porsche [Porsch]- or a Porsche [Por-shuh].

O: That’s funny. [laughs]  Why- like-

S: Breakdown’s a Lamborghini.  Yes?

O: Were the Stunticons the ones Starscream made?

[Megatron: I won’t waste words with you, Zeta Prime.  Give me the Omega Key, and I may spare what’s left of your city.

New Objective, “Find the Omega Key,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]

S: No, that was um, the Combaticons.

O: Gotcha.

S: The Stunticons are the ones that uh, Megatron stole like, the key to Vector Sigma for.

O: Right, right.  I know there was something.  Like they were created somehow.

S: Yeah.

[Megatron shoots a large piece of debris that is still barely connected to ceiling.  It falls and creates a hole in the floor.  The party jumps through.]

C: You know, they should make Con-a-cons.  Cons that were made specifically for cons?

[A large Zeta Prime hologram appears to the right of the party.

Zeta Prime: The Omega Key will NEVER be yours Megatron.]

S: [quietly] God.

O: [laughs] Why are you like this, Chezni?

[Megatron: I look forward to debating that with you IN PERSON.]

O: [snorts]

[Decepticon: Lord Megatron!  Help!

Megatron heads down some stairs on the left.]

C: They'd be great at cons!

O: I think Starscre- or I think Megatron’s like the worst customer, like, [deep voice] “I will come into your store and you WILL process this return!”

A: [laugh]

O: “Or so help me, Primus!”

[The party enters a room where a Decepticon grunt is visible behind a large glass-like barrier in front of them.

Breakdown: Zeta’s got one of our guys trapped!

A reddish insignia appears on the ground underneath the grunts feet.

Breakdown: Look at the floor!  What’s Zeta up to?]

C: “You will give me a refund of $39.99!”

O: Right.

C: “Uh, sir, that's not how this works!”  “I don't think you understand you will give me a refund.”

O: [laughs] Right?  Seems- seems accurate

[A large pillar of metal slams down as the grunt throws himself forward avoiding it.  Another insignia appears under where he is currently standing.

Decepticon: Hey -- I’m still functional!  I’M STILL F--

The Decepticon waves to the party before being smashed by another pillar.

Megatron: Idiot.  Decepticons!  Onward!

Zeta Prime: You cannot hope to overcome my defenses, Megatron!

The party enters a hallway on their left.  It is lit with reddish lights on the walls, and a circular doorway is visible on the far end.  Megatron walks forward and the reddish insignia from before appears underneath his feet.  An insignia also appears further down the hallway, but Megatron transforms and drives to the clear area between the two.]

C: Also, did somebody get flattened?

O: Yup!

S: Yes.

[The large pillars smash down where the insignias were.

Megatron: Your pathetic machinery won’t stop me, Zeta Prime!]

C: Oh, geez!

O: Which is why I’m waiting until that one-

[Another insignia appears where Megatron is standing.  He quickly drives as ahead as the pillar in front of him slowly rises.

Breakdown: Watch out, Megatron!  You’re gonna get smushed!]

C & S: [laugh]

O: Bitch, I've done this before!

[Megatron reaches the door, and returns to robot mode.  A hologram of Zeta Prime appears in front of the door.  Megatron smashes some nearby chests and picks up ammo while Zeta talks.

Zeta Prime : Come no further, Megatron!  The sacred Vaults are no place for your tainted spark.]

C: Breakdown said sm- he didn't say smashed or flattened, he said-

C & O: ‘Smushed!’

O: [laughs]

S: Yes.

[Megatron: Nothing is sacred to me, Zeta Prime.  You should have realized that by now.  Decepticons!]

C: ‘Smooshed.’

O: [laughs] He- he baby.

C: [laughs]

S: Smoosh, smoosh, smoosh.

O: Smoosh, smoosh.  Breakdown, baby. [laughs]

[Zeta Prime’s hologram disappears and Megatron uses Dark Energon on the door.]

O: It's just funnier when I try to connect that this eventually became the Breakdown in Prime.

C: Oh, yeah!

[The doorway is destroyed, and Dark Energon crystals form in the general vicinity.   A room with a lone dais in the center is revealed.]

O: Because same continuity and all, and my brain hurts.

C: Is he the one who loses the eye?

O: Yup!

S: Yup.

O: Same character, supposedly.

[An in-game cinematic begins.  The party enters the room and Megatron walks up to the dais, reaching towards the large key-like object that is floating on it.  The dais suddenly sinks into the floor and the key flies off.

Megatron: Finally!  The Omega Key is within my - What?!?]

O: [yells] Ah! [laughs] Yoink!

[Zeta Prime rises from a large platform in the back of the room and catches the key.

Zeta Prime: Did you really think it would be that easy?]

C: “I’ll be taking that.”

[Megatron points at Zeta Prime.

Megatron: Come down HERE, Zeta Prime, and I will give you the answer!]

C & O: [laugh]

[Zeta Prime: I shall remain where I am -- this vantage point will provide an excellent view of your destruction.

A dome shaped barrier appears around Zeta.  He remains still with the key floating next to him as the room begins to change around the party.  A large number of pillars lift up revealing a much larger room.  The large room is circular, with Zeta Prime in the center.]

C: “You don’t understand, Megatron.  I'm this level's boss!  I wait in a room while you dispatch all of my minions-”

O: [laughs]

[A large dome shaped metal object above Zeta’s own little barrier dome generates a massive hologram of Zeta Prime from the chest up.  The hologram’s movements match the real Zeta’s below.

New Objective, “Defeat Zeta Prime,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

Zeta Prime: My will controls this entire chamber, Megatron.  I need only close my hand to crush the life out of you!

Megatron transforms and begins driving around Zeta.]

C: He’s acting like he’s so tough!  But he’s standing in a bubble!

O: Okay, I remember this.  I remember this, oh no, I remember this.

[Breakdown: The floor is glowing!  It’s everywhere!  He’s gonna smash us!

The floor beneath Megatron begins glowing red, as he tries to get out of range but isn’t quick enough and gets smashed by a pillar.]

O: Uh...

C: Oh no, the floor is lava!

[The Mission Failed screen appears.]

C: Oh, geez!

O: I did not move fast enough.

[Owls selects, “Restart From Last Checkpoint,” and the game reloads.]

S: That’s concerning.

O: [laughs]  Noooo, no.

[The same cinematic as before plays.

Owls pauses, and unpauses a few times looking for skip option.

Megatron: Finally!  The Omega Key is within my - What?!?]

O: Can- can I skip this?

O: No?  Am I just gonna have to watch this a zillion times?  No.

C: You know what-

S: I think you just have to be-

[The cinematic is skipped and the battle begins.

New Objective, “Defeat Zeta Prime,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

Zeta Prime: My will controls this entire chamber, Megatron.  I need only close my hand to crush the life out of you!

Megatron transforms into vehicle mode.]

C: -they spent a lot of time on that cinematic, you’re gonna watch it!

O: Zeta Prime spent a lot of time on that hologram to make him super buff.

C: Right?

[Breakdown: The floor is glowing!  It’s everywhere!  He’s gonna smash us!

Megatron successfully evades the pillar this time.  The pillar is reveals to be two pillars that effectively cover the entire distance from Zeta to the wall in a straight line.

The way the pillars in this fight work is that there are two rings of them, one inner ring immediately around Zeta’s little bubble and another outer ring going around.]

O: Yes, I got that much.

[Zeta continues to bring down more pillars, in two sets of two.  Imagine it as if you were drawing a line through the center of a circle, and that’s the pattern the pillars are falling in.]

C: So, wait, so he's not even smashing you with a hologram?  He's just smashing with random metal things.

O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's still posing with the hologram, you know?

C: Yeah.

O: That part is important!

C: Right?  And I know this is probably a stupid question, but why doesn't he just make all of them come down to the same time!?

[Zeta Prime: Do you see now, Megatron?  This is my domain.]

O: Because he wants to feel powerful.

C: I think he can’t-

[Megatron transforms into robot mode.

Megatron: Your theatrics don’t frighten me, Zeta.]

O: I agree!  I agree, that I think they ARE theatrics!

C: Yeah!

[Zeta Prime: Here, I have the power to control… and create…

Several life sized Zeta Prime holograms appear and begin attacking the party who fight back.]

C: Now he's gonna make his tiny boys come after, you even though he's sit- he's sitting there safe in that bubble!

[Zeta Prime brings down three of the inner pillars briefly before they are lifted back up.  The remaining Zeta clones are dispatched.

Megatron: Endless duplicates of Zeta Prime - how nauseating!

Megatron picks up ammo that was dropped by the clones.]

O: I’m just saying, not all the time does Megatron have no reason to be mad at the Autobots, you know?

C: Yeah.

O: When their leaders are like this, he's got a point.

C: Also, wait, are those fake Autobots?

O: They’re his holograms.

S: Apparently he just does stuff with solid light holograms.

C: Right!?

[Megatron: Is that all, Zeta?  A pathetic army of energon clones?  Is that the best you can do?]

O: [snorts]

C: Oh, energon clones.

[Zeta Prime: HAHAHAHA!  You have NO idea!  Here, I have limitless power!]

C: So that’s what Megatron did in G1…

O: Huh?

[Soundwave: Megatron, we may be able to damage Zeta’s machinery during its recharge cycle.

The metal dome above Zeta opens up revealing a large reddish-orange core.  The party begins firing at it.]

C: With all those clones of everyone he has-

O: OH.  Well, I don’t they’re holograms, unfortunately.

[Breakdown: Blasting his shield won’t work!

The metal closes in around the core again.

Zeta Prime: A valiant attempt, Decepticons, but Autobot machinery is more resilient than you realize.]

C: No, no, I know, they don't have their shininess.

O: [laughs]

[Soundwave: Alert.  ALERT.  Zeta Prime is modifying the room.

The floor below Megatron begins glows he begins walking away from it but is smashed by a pillar.]

O: Oh come on!  I thought I’d gotten away...

[The Mission Failed screen displays.  Owls selects, “Restart From Last Checkpoint,” and the game reloads right after they’d damaged the core.

New Objective, “Defeat Zeta Prime,” displays briefly on the right side of the screen.

Zeta Prime: A valiant attempt, Decepticons, but Autobot machinery is more resilient than you realize.]

C: Yeah, I didn’t quite catch what hit you.

O: It was another smashy thing.

C: Oh.

O: Thankful it saved, so I don’t have to do all of that again.

[Breakdown: Ceiling’s coming down!  Get away from the mashers!

Zeta brings the outer ring of pillars down one at a time, Megatron moves into the interior to avoid them.]

C: So Specs, what is- what is Zeta Prime usually do?  I actually haven't really seen anything with Zeta Prime.

S: Uh, Zeta Prime is actually not a character I remember seeing very much about, he’s probably just one of the-

O: Well, he can bring them all down, Chezni.

C: Oh.

O: Oh shit.

[The floor under the inner ring begins glowing and the party tries to stay ahead of them to avoid getting smashed.  They eventually reach a gap where an exterior ring was either not brought down or has already been raised and exit into the gap.]

C: He just can’t bring them down when they’re close to you, oh.  No, I'm dumb I just now realized the red markings on the floor indicate he's going to bring them down.

O: [laughs]

C: Just now.  I am- you are probably very happy that we are not playing with you.

[Zeta Prime raises all the pillars and generates more clones of himself.

Breakdown: How can we win if he keeps making more clones?!?]

O: [laughs] You would have gotten crushed so many times.

C: Yes.

S: Okay, Zeta Prime is apparently from the original Transformers cartoon, from the third season, I think.  But I don't think he had a very uh, big part I think he's mostly from um, the ID- the 2005 IDW continuity.

[Zeta Prime brings down more pillars in the inner ring, but misses the party and they are raised again.

Soundwave: The Energon composition of these clones is remarkable.

Breakdown: You can be a SUCH a nerd, Soundwave!]

O: [snorts]

[Soundwave: Megatron -- Zeta Prime’s machine core is now vulnerable.

The machine core is visible again, and the party fires on it.]

C: Gotcha.

O: Is he a bastard in that one too?

[Soundwave: Zeta Prime’s shield has proven impenetrable.]

S: Mm, well, I don't think he’s, like, a bastard in the Marvel com- or not Marvel, ugh.

O: In G1.

[The core is hidden again and the screen shakes as something above the party explodes, small debris falls around them.

Megatron: Your machine is failing, Zeta Prime.  Where are your boasts now?]

S: Yeah, in the original G1 cartoon, but yeah IDW, he’s definitely an asshole.

[Zeta Prime: The battle is far from over, Decepticon!  Prepare for destruction!]

O: All the Primes in IDW were assholes, even Prime!  Er, or even Optimus.

S: Yeah.  Yeah.

C: Yikes.

[Zeta Prime: Stay off the glowing floors if you wish to live!]

Zeta Prime begins bringing down pillars 2 at a time, effectively moving to cover the entire room.  Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and manages to stay ahead of the glowing floors.

C: Also, rewind- did Breakdown say, “You are such a nerd Soundwave”?

O: Yes.

[Zeta Prime lifts all the pillars and generates a bunch more clones for the party to fight.  Explosions continue to rock the room.

Zeta Prime: I can easily create more energon clones!  You WILL be destroyed!]

C: He’s lucky it's not the Soundwave from Prime.

O: Well, I mean it is, technically.

C: OH GOSH, right.

S: Technically, yes.  Except he gets a very heavy-duty makeover before Prime.

O: Well- well, I think the- the sort of running implication is that he got very heavily damaged at some point before the start of Prime.

S: Well, it counts as a heavy-duty makeover.

[The party continues to fight clones while also dodging the various pillars that Zeta Prime keeps slamming into the floor.  White electricity is briefly visible on the floor while the explosions continue.

Soundwave: The Energon composition of these clones is remarkable.

Breakdown: You can be a SUCH a nerd, Soundwave!

C: Then he scanned a what, a stealth drone?

O: Yeah.

S: Yeah.

O: I still think if you’re gonna give him a vehicle mode, I think that’s a really good vehicle mode for Soundwave.

[Breakdown: Shoot the big glowy thing!  SHOOT IT!!

The machine core opens up again and the party fires.]

C: [laughs]

O: Thanks, Breakdown.

S: Ahhh…

O: Thanks, baby.  You’re tryin’, baby.

S:  That’s- that’s super helpful.

C: Hashtag, “shoot the glowy thing.”

[Zeta Prime: No!  Systems failing… this cannot be!

Zeta appears to make a last ditch effort to drop all the pillars but is foiled by a cinematic.]

O: Oh, yes it can!

C: He’s like, “No!  How could you kill me while I sat here in my bubble!?”

O & S: [laugh]

O: “Not so tough now, are ya?”

[Zeta Prime’s barrier has dissipated, he stands on his platform while metal from his machine rains down around him.  He falls, partially trapped under some debris.  Megatron walks over and picks him up with one hand so they’re mostly facing each other eye to eye.

Zeta Prime: Finish it!

Megatron pushes his fist into Zeta Prime’s chest, causing him to drop the Omega key.]

C: Woah!

O: You were saying?  I’ll take that key, and your spark, and I’m done.

[Zeta Prime: [screams]

Megatron: The Omega Key is mine!  The Core of Cybertron is mine!

Megatron catches the key and slams Zeta Prime back onto the ground.  The camera zooms in on the key in Megatron’s hand as a single light in the middle begins blinking red.]

C:  Eh- eh?

S: I think there’s going to be some boom.

[Zeta Prime is lying on the ground, twitching.

Zeta Prime: [laughs] Your spies were misinformed, Megatron.  That device only activates the key to the core.  But don’t worry, the Omega Key will come to you.]

C: You can still talk!?

[The screen cuts to a different cinematic that pans over the face of a huge Autobot as his optics come online.

Omega Supreme: Omega: Activated.  Power: Optimal.]

C: Oh, snap!

[More shots of Omega Supreme’s systems coming online as his Autobot badge is prominently displayed.

Omega Supreme: Mission: Destroy Megatron.

In the final shot, Omega Supreme is his vehicle mode, which is a large aircraft, and he takes to the air.]

S: Well, they've definitely got he has speech pattern right.

O: Yup, and he a big boi.

S: Yes, he is.

O: [laughs] Thanks for watching guys, hopefully, that's still fun even though there's not you know, three of us idiots running around.  There is only but one idiot running around.  Uh, and um, again, I’m sad I can’t play as Soundwave, but join us next time for chapter 4, Death of Hope.

S: Nice.

O: I’m Owls.

S: I’m Specs.

C: I’m Chezni.

O: Have a good day!

[Outro Music]

[twistedstorm]

all of the asks for the identity ones!!!!

I love you dear anon! Here we go!

If someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to? Read: The Duff and Acheron, Watch: Buffy and Charmed, Listen: To my entire ipod because you don’t really know me until you know my music.

Have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who? I don’t think I have….

List your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with. Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Willow (I am also a spazzy gay redhead). Charmed: Phoebe or Piper. Dark Hunter series (Sherrilyn Kenyon): Bride and Tory (one because Bride is a fellow chubby anxious girl who taught me that I’m worthy of love and that I am beautiful regardless of my size and Tory because she taught me that I can always be strong as long as a I believe in myself, fight for what I want, and have a couple of good friends at my back). The DUFF: Bianca (I just really feel for her and I understand her mind and I really resonate with her). There’s way more but I don’t feel like going on

Do you like your name? Is there another name you think would fit you better? Well I love Zeta, ever since I started going by it in real life I’ve felt much more like myself. I didn’t my birth name or anything, it just didn’t fit me anymore.

Do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? Do you identify yourself by the things you do? I mean I create art so I call myself an artist, I sing so I call myself a singer, I write so I call myself a writer, so yeah in that sense I do identify myself but what I do. 

Are you religious/spiritual? Not really I guess. I mean I used to be a Christian, and then I was agnostic, and then I was an atheist and now honestly I don’t really care. I believe in an afterlife and spirits and magic and that kinda stuff so take that as you will.

Do you care about your ethnicity? Dude I’m 50 shades of white so tbh not really, honestly as much as I’m proud in a way of being Dutch and Danish and Scottish it doesn’t really effect my life, I’m mostly just a Canadian.

What musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime? So many. Avril Lavigne, Gretchen Wilson, Shawn Mendes, Metallica, R5, there’s a lot.

Are you an artist? Definitely! I love to draw and I love to color stuff and sometimes I do watercolors and I like spray paint and I make stuff out of clay and I do a lot of little comics.

Do you have a creed? Don’t be an asshole to anyone unless they were an asshole first, in which case destroy them.

Describe your ideal day. Park date with my boys and then movie/tv show marathon with triad cuddling on couch and then falling asleep in comfy pjs. There’s also buttermilk cookies and lotsa ice tea and so many mushy things said.

Dog person or cat person? Both and also a tarantula person and a yizard (lizard) person

Inside or outdoors? Depends on how I’m feeling and where I’m gonna be. Like a day down at the river? Fuck yeah let’s go outside. Day inside cuddling with my boys? I’m never leaving that spot until forced to.

Are you a musician? Well I can sing pretty well (First soprano, I can make your ears bleed and sound like a creepy little girl in a horror movie if I want to) and I’m working on learning the guitar and the ukulele so yeah I’m a musician.

Five most influential books over your lifetime. Wicked Lovely-Melissa Marr, Acheron-Sherrilyn Kenyon, The Duff-Kody Keplinger, Night Play-Sherrilyn Kenyon, Maximum Ride-James Patterson. 

If you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same? Probably not, a lot of who I am is based around my anxiety and my family and the way I’ve lived my whole life. 

Would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”? Probably yeah, although I’m much more awkward and loud in real life and I talk a lot more I think. 

What’s your patronus? Fruit Bat or a dragon (the pottermore test can bite me)

Which Harry Potter house would you be in? Or are you a muggle? Slytherpuff but I’d rather live in the Slytherin dorm tbh….and silver and green look really good on me…..and I hate yellow

Would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else? Dark Hunter world for the magic badassery and shapeshifting or Hogwarts because I just wanna be a fucking wizard dammit. 

Do you love easily? Not really….I like easily and sometimes I trust too easily but I don’t think I love easy (except when I met one of my two boyfriends and two seconds after meeting him my brain went “yeah that one, that’s yours, that’s your heart right there.” and then left me suffer for three years while I pretended that I didn’t love him, like I pretended so hard that I convinced myself I didn’t and then I yelled it at him in a library because I’m a dumbass) 

List the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order. 1)Daydreaming elaborate scenarios usually with fictional characters. 2)Missing my boys/craving cuddles                                                           3)Re-watching shows/movies/youtube videos that I’ve already seen because I like them so much.                                                           4)Being gross and mushy with my boys, usually via text.             5)Planning out what I wanna write and thinking about writing and then not writing.

How often would you want to see your family every year? Most of them, honestly like once is good and only if it’s for my Great Grandma or there’s really good food. For my family that I actually like, I could see them every day and it would be fine. 

Have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone? Meet my boyfriend Jesse, less than a month after meeting each other we were finishing each others sentences and saying things at the same time and admitting to thinking the exact same things. Like we kicked ass at the one word story game in drama (you each say a word back and forth to create a story) because we knew exactly what the other was going to say before they said it so our stories were awesome and actually made some kind of sense usually. The mind meld still exists to this day by the way, we freak people out with it a lot. 

Could you live as a hermit? I basically live as hermit now….although I need internet and my phone to talk to my nerds….and I need my nerds…so I guess not

How would you describe your gender/sexuality? Genderfluid polyamorous panromantic demisexual. I don’t like picking just one of anything. Why would I have one gender when I can have like four, one of which is no gender at all and another of which is a weird mix of masculine and feminine at the same time? Why have one boyfriend when I can have two and be stupidly happy with them both? Why only be attracted to one gender when I can be attracted to them all? Why never feel sexual attraction or always feel sexual attraction when I can do both depending on how I feel? 

Do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”? Sometimes yeah, other times not so much. Disphoria doesn’t hit me as hard now that I’ve cut my hair short but it still gets me sometimes and it makes me hate my body. Bright side is that my general body image stuff is getting way better and I’m way happier in the body that I’m in lately and the more new stuff I figure out about my clothes and my hair and my makeup the more my body represents how I feel inside. Shapeshifting powers would be better but I’m doing the best with what I got.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin? Depends on the person and whether you mean like the negative way or the positive way. For instance for my boys it’s either a 0 or a 2, it was super easy. For some random asshole on the street? It’s like a 10, it’s not gonna happen.

Three songs that you connect with right now. 1) Head Over Feet-Allanis Morisette, 2) Fearless- Taylor Swift, 3) Safety Pin- 5SOS

Pick one of your favorite quotes. Not really a quote but a lyric “What a beautiful mess I’m in” 

Thank you again dear anon, this was really fun!

Feel free to send me more asks! Ask meme related or otherwise!

~ZZ

[the-little-red-noodle]

7/10/19 6:40am

Hey. I’m dying to know how you’re doing. I know we said we wouldn’t talk for a bit, and i think it’s been helpful, but i just want to know how you are.

I’m gunna be at zeta tonight, so if you want to talk in person, then I’ll be in the neighborhood. Idk if that will be helpful or not, but I’ll be there.

I want to text him so badly. I want to say this. I want to know how he’s doing. I had a dream about it and i woke up before i ever knew what he was going to say. I think i just need to know. I need to know if he’s fine. I need to hear that he doesn’t care and that his life is back to normal and that he’s just fine. I need to hear it. I need to hear that i wasn’t that important. I need to hear that he moved on quickly. I need to hear that he doesn’t think that way about me anymore because that’s the thing that’s going to push me. Either way it’s a push. Cuz the other hand is that he’s miserable and sad and regrets it and maybe i want him to say that too. I want to hear that he’s devastated, but i need to hear that he’s fine.

I told myself not to message him until after 5. I don’t remember if he works wednesdays, but i don’t think so since he didn’t last wednesday.. ya know, when he dumped me. But still, not until after 5. That’s enough time to assess if this is something i actually think i should do or just what i want right now cuz it’s 6am and i miss him.

Idk what outcome would even make me feel better. Maybe he won’t even want to talk in person and thatll hurt too. Maybe he’ll say he’s been doing really well and that talking in person is a bad idea.

But i know him. I know how it’s gunna feel when i reach for him and he says no. I know how it’s going to hurt when i want one more hug and he says it’s time to go. I know how that’s going to burn. I know how that’s going to hurt me. I know that I’ll cry and he won’t. I’ll be still upset and devastated and still want him, and he wont.. he won’t want me anymore and that just fucking stings so badly. I know it. I’m gunna wanna come over and look cute and we’ll small talk and itll break my fucking heart.. I’ll ask about work and he’ll say good, and itll hurt me. And he’ll ask how I’m doing and i won’t know what to say. Probably that I’m up and down. That theres good and bad moments every day. But all center around the pain that i wasn’t ready and that i still want to be with him.

I still want to be with him.

I know that we’re wrong for each other. I know we had problems. I know we didn’t communicate well. I know it wasn’t working well. But i want him. I don’t want to be with anyone else and i don’t want to be alone. I really don’t want to be alone right now. I want to be with him. I want to hold him and kiss him and tell him i love him and say all those happy things and compliment him. I want to squeeze him and make him feel loved.. i just want him..

I don’t want to keep hyping myself up with single girl songs. I don’t want to keep crying anymore.. I’ve been crying for so long. I don’t want to feel this horrible. I feel so fucking horrible.

I had a panic attack at the end of therapy yesterday. I was feeling really stuck and blocked for most of the session and then near the end everything started coming up and coming out and i was sobbing and then she started doing the things she does when we’re out of time and i freaked out and i was sobbing and breathing too fast and everything was coming to mind and i couldn’t keep everything in. But then we had to end our session and i sat in my car and sobbed and felt horrible and hyperventilated and cried more.. i went home, cried more and hyperventilated, took a xanex and layed down with my weight blanket on top of me and felt so numb. My face was hot but no tears would come out. My head hurt. My heart hurts, my god.

My heart hurts so fucking bad. My heart aches and i just want to talk to him. I just want to see. I want to see for myself how he’s doing. I want to see for myself that he’s fine and doesn’t care. I wanna see that thing in him that i saw in him before when he wanted to leave my room. That thing that said i don’t want you here. I want to see it. I wanna see him look me in the eyes and be over me. I wnt to know that theres no more hope for us.

Cuz i think I’ve been holding onto the fact that when we finally do talk again, that he’s gunna regret the decision and try to make it work again.

He won’t.

I hope that he’s going to realize what a mistake it was and how lucky he was to have me and he’s gunna say oh i didn’t wanna bother you with my feelings because your other exes treat you bad and always want you back and it bugs you. But id be happy if he did..

I justwant him to change his mind. I know that he won’t.. the reasons for the breakup are legitimate and understandable.. but what about love ya know? What about you crying when you thought you were going to lose me all those months ago? What happened to that? What happened to feeling lucky to have me?

I bet he’s already fallen out of love, that’s the really shitty part. I could go over to talk to him and tell him that i still love him and still want to be with him and he could say i just don’t feel that way anymore. God how much would that suck? To put my heart out to him AGAIN and say exactly what I’m feeling and offer him everything i fucking have and be vulnerable just for him to shut me out, god that would be so hurtful.

Clearly i go back and forth on whether this is a good idea. Can’t text him till 5 anyway. I’ll settle. These are my morning jeebies and I’m up and down and horrible then angry then num then sobbing. Good fun.

He’s gunna say no. He’s gunna be over it. He’s gunna be fine. And i know this deep down but part of me is still just hoping for some amount of give. Just a little amount of give to hold onto. Just one ounce of regret or saddness. I want him to be broken up about it. I want him to feel horrible. It’s selfish, but i do. I want to feel like i fucking meant something to him. I want to feel like i had a lasting impact. I want to see him.

I want to see him.

But i know that will make things worse. I want to see him because i hope he’ll change his mind and we’ll make up and hold each other and kiss and everything will be better right? Cuz if we have makeup sex then none of the fundamental relationship problems matter right?

That’s how it feels to me sometimes.. when we were having bad days but then we could make up and be together, it made the problems feel smaller. It reaffirmed why we were together. Because love should be stronger than all those other details right? I wish that was right..

Can’t text him till 5 anyway.

I feel so goddamn broken. It’s probably just the morning. I should get up and eat something. I should try to rally myself. Hype up that I’m going to be fine but I’m not really fine but i just can’t get into it because they would never understand.

Either option is painful. Literally any way that a meeting could go is painful.

Least painful, we get back together and have a happy reunion and then still have the same problems but neither of us are able to talk about it cuz we still don’t want to upset the other person.

Medium painful, we talk and both are sad and hurt but come to the agreement still that this is the best option and i leave feeling some sense of closure.

Most painful, we talk and i cry the whole time and he’s straight faced and totally fine and then acts like he wants me to leave the whole time.

It’s really a toss up.

I’m gunna stop writing now cuz it’s making me think too much. Kiwisstill asleep cuz it’s only fucking 7am, so I’m gunna plug my phone in on the other side of the room, go downstairs and eat something, then come back to my room and either try to go back to sleep or watch tv. We’ll see how it goes.

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14x08 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

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14x08 Byzantium

Guys I don’t know if I can be funny this episode.

-....HER?! WHAT. ....oooooh they are gonna do something stupid aren’t they?

Zeta: can I not see Jack like this please?

- “please don’t be sad”

Zeta : Sam? Not sad? ..lol

-is Dean there to choose an album ? wth ...also damn son can you all stop looking like pain in the flesh?

- the oxygen tank?....naaah fam I’m good, bye I can’t. Zee give me the strength to keep going because I’m gonna throw myself out the window 

- oh shit...the scene....the promo scene that killed us all.

Zeta : Cas doesn’t know who to worry about anymore.

- Everyone but himself that’s for sure

-Oh my god SAM, omg Jared you and your eyes are gonna kill me this season.

Zeta : “what happens next?” 

-oh shit I didn’t think about it.

both: we are gonna die too

- “an adventure”

Zeta : is he serious?!?!

-Oh Dean really doesn’t want to be there.

Zeta : LOOK AT ALL THE HURT

- D: “I can’t..”  bitch me too the fuck

- ..pAiN

- C:” He NEEDS you “

- S:”He’s gone” 

-asgajsvdaksdasdh WHAT

- I can almost taste the guilt seasoned with pain right there.

Zeta : the fuck?!

- THAT WAS FAST . U KIDDIN’ , WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUCK

Zeta : I’m speechless. I can’t even focus on the bowlegs.

- Dean talking about the hunter’s funeral and Sam can’t fucking take it

-OH I love Sam’s stance, beautiful.....aaaaand he’s gone.

-My soul and whole being is hurting but boy that was an amazing Destiel moment and that’s the shit I wanna see.

- Damn, Cas is spiriling 

Zeta : Cas is obliterated

-.... OF COURSE THERE IS A VOICEMAIL. Dean’s annoyed af face at his mom’s voicemail is giving me life, and look....my skin is already clearer. 

Zeta : Like the bitch cares

- Castiel clutching Kelly’s pic , probably thinking he failed yet again.  lol I wanna die....it would hurt less.

- SAM NO

Zeta : where is he going??

-I hope not doing anything stupid

Zeta : I can’t watch them like that bitch

-CASS IS DRIVING!, CASS IS DRIVING , WHAT. HOW. WHAT. I love that is Cass who is driving

Zeta : Dean’s not driving??

- FUCK YEAH

- Probably Sam took Baby and Dean was like....listen babe I’m not even gonna touch that suburban mom’s steering wheel I don’t wanna feel dirty. Baby could smell it and you know how jealous she is.

-”Why did you let him leave?” WELL HE DID AS U ASKED BITCH

- AND HE’S WEARING THE SEAT BELT!!  my European's ass is singing ( is it true that y’all americans don’t have to use it? because....wild and also why. Here if they catch you without the seat-belt they skin your ass)

- kill me with that axe

Zeta : something’s wrong here.

-Yeah...they are hurting so much, I hate it. What the fuck is it with everybody’s eyes, fuck me.

Zeta : I think n.1 dad was Sam

-Nah....Cass is #1 Dad , Sam related to Jack. Dean is the step dad who didn’t think could love the kid and now he’s fucked because he love him too.

Zeta : “Taken before me”

Zeta : We get loaded

- omg do we get to see them drunk? omg yes.

Zeta : Please call help

- Is THat NOugAt?

-OMFG 

Zeta : bitch

-AAAAAAAAAAAH CAS SMILE AND LAUGH THAT IS JUST SO MISHA OMFG.

- But Castiel entering the room a bit unsteady and with two bottle ? FUCKING MOOD.

Zeta : I love drunk Dean

-WHAT

.

.WHAT WAS THAT LOOK BETWEEN THEM . WHAT.

my soul....hurts stop it.

-Awe Sam....lol weak.

- Cause of death : Dean slurred drunk sad voice, “We did everything we could right?” 

Zeta : HIS VOICE

-”I’m gonna teach you how to read a map”

I can’t deal bitch

-THe DoubLE StRaws

-someone needs to change that lightbulb.

Zeta : Heaven

- THe fuck

Zeta :...Hell..?

- what’s up with shining there

- Dean’s dying groan in the morning: MOOD, SAME.

Zeta : you got old

- Cass and Sam looking fresh and stylish as always .

[enters Dean] the trashcan is heeeeere

- rebooting Dean.exe 

Zeta : he can’t even english

-shhh

- oh....no

both: PASS

- but what is the priiiiceeee

Zeta : simple as that

- ...well I mean...fair. I guess she wants to meet her daughter and shit 

Zeta : seriously?

-Well we already saw Osiris.

Zeta : Major Dick

-When god left - sorry long story- .

-Oh...no who ARE YOU

Zeta :he does that thing with the eyes.

-WHATSAHFDBF

Zeta : What the hell

- I wanna cry. I am crying

Zeta : thanks, the last part of my heart just withered and died

- Oh no wait until she realize he’s dead

Zeta : aaaaaand

- ...here it comes

- Boi this season is painful

Zeta : Peach, it rhymes with bitch

-oh he really doesn’t like her

- S: “ Taking risks , making crappy deals. The family business “

-”AWESOME”

- “ MORE AWESOME”

Zeta : Was that black goo Lucifer?

- I can’t tell honestly, maybe him and the Empty made a path or something IDK.

-I don’t like when Castiel leaves alone. Bad things happen .

-Sam head tilt lol.

Zeta : forced smile much. 

Zeta :look at him ( Dean)

- AH TOLD YA

-Heaven looking nice as always

- I do like seeing Castiel in heaven

Zeta : natural habit and I do love angels clothes

- yeah....50 shades of gray

Zeta : hello Bitch

- *gritted teeth* Naomi

Zeta : He was THAT annoying

- THAT ACCENT THO

- Naomi : Give it what it wants

Cas: 

- Cass: “ NO”

-no bitch , Jack he’s everything wtf.

- So Nick woke up the Empty then? *dean’s voice* AWESOME

So now there are 2 big baddies ?

*dean’s voice* MORE AWESOME

- SNAPPY

Zeta : pushing pencils , damning souls

-MY KIND OF WORK

-oh u going down that’s what

Zeta : I’d prefer the scale and the feather

- but the abacus has more sense tho...like....counting good deeds and bad ones, like in the good place right? Can we see the Winchesters using that? I bet the thing would explode.

Zeta : that went well

- Sorry bitch what did u expect

- oooooh what was that little chuckle Castiel stop killing me this season. It burned

Zeta : it stung

- “I failed you” 

 K: “ you didn’t....Jack...he’s wonderful “

*bawling* YES HE IS 

- Misha need to control that eyebrow or so help me god.

Zeta : he needs to control his whole face bitch

- I fucking hate where the angels goes when they die ok

Zeta : fuck

- OH BITCH. *dramatic zoom*

- “He’S OuR KiD”

KIIIIID

*bawling*

Zeta : look at Dean

-MY GOD

both: don’t do this to us

- Empty : “SToP iNteRrupTinG!”  Damn bitch, pipe the fuck down

Zeta : crazy ass bitch

  I     LOVE     HER

- I love how she’s doing the Empty. like....*slow clapping*

Empty: “Where I’m taking you is worse than Hell” 

oh well you are definitely selling the place

- Empty:” Oh god they look scared. Does that hurt you?”

- *Cass brandishing his angel blade* .... 

me already knowing where this is going: oh honey...no

-Puppy Winchesters eyes always wins

Zeta : He can’t hear you.....oh he can

- .... Is that how he is every time Dean pray to him?

When Dean prays:

SAME

me seeing Castiel getting up :

Castiel: TAKE ME

Zeta : take me instead

- he’s so.....snarly....

Zeta : I bet you are drooling

- I am.

 A dumb fucking angel: “You want me”

me: I do

A dumb fucking angel: “I would go now and I would go willingly “

me: no u don’t

-NO , NO DEAL, FUCK YOU, FUCK U.

Empty: “ oh “ creepy chuckle “but not now” sharps intakes of breath “ no no no, you see ...what I meant....I want you to suffer . I want you to go back to your own life and forget about this and forget about me and when you finally give yourself permission to be happy...and let the sun shine on your face ...that’s....when I’ll come. That’s when I’ll come to drag you to nothing”

Zeta :She’s goooood

- Castiel: “I accept”

oh look it’s me when I’ll meet Misha ^

and now for an out of context gif: 

-She’s so good. I love her BUT FUCK THE EMPTY

- “Because I love you Jack”  CRYING CRYING.

- C: “ They don’t need to know what happened”

Zeta : of course they don’t.

- Jack: “ I won’t tell them” 

OH so now Jack drove the Impala, snacked on burgers, has hunted, has died and now he has to lie and keeps secret?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW A 

- ...

NO 

FUCK , CASS YOU DAMN SELFLESS BITCH.

IMMA SMACK HIM.

hold me back bitch because imma smack his face

Zeta : control yourself bitch

-NO IMMA SMACK HIS ASS

Zeta : I can’t wait for the gag reel of this part.

Omg Kelly babe . I’m so glad they met .

-WHAT WAS THAT FACE AGAIN CASTIEL

Zeta : dEAD

- J:”Good, I feel good”

WELL I DON’T *hiss*

-oh that hug. omg my heart

- oh well....uh look at dat I fucking bet that the sacrifice got her heaven watch that.

HI LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY HE IS TO BRING HOME SO MUCH WIN ?!?!

friendly reminder that he just like...sold his” soul” to the Empty, tell me again that Castiel doesn’t care.

-...Naomi you bitch why couldn’t you tell that before?

Zeta : because she’s a bitch

- D: “ And we know where Michael is, not sure how you pulled that one off “ *side eyeing Cas* 

me: *HISS*

- don’t make me think about the fact that Dean cooked those burghers ( as you can see from the counter) while he looked happily at his family reunited . lol *sobs*

- There is a warm happy feeling in my chest right now. I don’t like it, can’t wait for the writers to rip it off my chest pretty soon.

Zeta : is he wearing the dead man’s robe?

. ....yep

Zeta : I’m dead inside

- Dead with a slither of happiness that will get choked out of us, just you wait.

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WAIT A MINUTE 

*goes back*

wHAT IS THIS SHIT OMFG DEAN 

IT’S FINE

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[ain-t-bovvered]

14x09 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

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14x09 The Spear (mid season finale)

Zeta: W   T   F, I’m scared

-Music too happy to be on Supernatural [ camera slide to blood] and here it is.

Zeta: of course

- CRUNCH. and those are some ugly ass teeth, like...prop ugly ass.

- Here comes Michael.  Eyebrows on fleek.

Zeta: I like the clothes

-I like the view

-[ enters Garth]

Zeta: aaaaah Garth

- “A bit scrawny and a bit familiar”

- OOOOOOOOH NOE

AH I KNEW THAT, he’s so bluffing.

Zeta: he better be, I can’t hate Garth.

-OH my gosh he’s a dad . Look at that cute face.

- *CRUNCH CRUNCH,  not enough crunch *adds more*   

-AHAHAHAAHAH 

-I LOVE HIM

Zeta: i hate cereal

- Yeah me too I can’t eat them , yuck, much less with milk.

Zeta:  Hi dad.

- C: Damn it Jack, you are so like your other Dad

- “...this is not what it looks like “

- Ok but whose hat is that?

C: I know it’s been a tough couple of days but-

J: you mean me dying and coming back to life?

- A right of passage. DYING.

-You are a full grown lying Winchester now

- Oh right the others don’t know that the Empty invaded Heaven.

- Castiel snort when Jack talk about Heaven is heartbreaking for me. And the little peak he does until Jack answer him is so,...Dad

- C: I just don’t want them to know

Zeta: Of course you don’t

C: “They don’t need that burden, you don’t need that burden”

- why are you so selfless .

C: I just don’t want my husband to know because he’ll kill me and send me there before my time.

-YEAH EXACTLY, my precious little angel.

Zeta: Given myself permission

-I bet the writers scan the fucking tumblr , we all wrote something like that somewhere.

- Jack: I’m sorry.

WE ALL ARE

- At least we have Krunch Cookie Crunch .

Jack: ...did you take the decoder ring out the box?

- HOW IS THAT 40+ YEARS OLD MAN SO CUTE?

- omg I can’t deal with this.

Zeta: Cookietacular

-I knew it

Zeta: yep, I hope they won’t catch him. 

Zeta: Balls

-i’M SO WORRIED, i’M SWEATING.

Zeta: Of course Sam, wtf with their hair

- I’m loving Dean’s optimism, can’t wait to have that crushed later 

- K : Sam, Dean ...

- AND CASS

Zeta:of course he dropped the egg.

- Cass deep menacing voice is tingling my soul

Zeta:  He PaID eXtRa

- S: We appreciate the gesture

  D: dO We?

- Dean’s like : look what you have done, you upset my husband, now he’ll be grumpy for days

- Please don’t touch my Garth. SLAINTè!

Zeta: he swall- Press pause, the bell!

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- oh....ok...I’ll .....just wait here then.

Zeta: ok resume.

When you have to sync again:

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Sam smiling while thinking of crime 

-Gaaaaaarth mah man

Both: Merry freaking Christmas

- ooooh They wanna cage M.

-ROAD TRIP

Zeta: i...NEED ....THAT....CAR...

- Oh look it’s my Destiel fandom right there.

-C: I didn’t even wanted to punch your face the entire trip, you are in a good mood

Zeta: big no string attached win

- [sweats profusely]

Zeta: Sweet innocent summer child.

I love two matchy husbands

-SNAAAAARL

“and I kill him”

both: I’m good.

-shut your bitch mouth.

Zeta: Fun porn. I meant gun porn

- that works too. Look at that hand sliding up...yeees yeees....do that again, slower.

- I for once , I want to see Castiel with guns and tearing shit to the ground I swear I’m gonna die that day.

-Omg, CUTE...CUUUUUUTE  Jack with his Santa’s jacket I love him so much. MOST PROTECT.

Zeta: breaking into the post office. MY SON, 

both: PROUD

Zeta: shut up 

-shhhhh it’s my husbands time. 

- Look at Dean embracing the skinny jeans. FANSERVICE

Zeta: Happy holidays. Yeah...NOPE.

- We can’t have nice things on supernatural.

-Stop hitting Sam on the head 2k18-19

- You know what I like about Micheal?.....he’s not stupid like the other baddies. Of course he was onto Garth, I mean...come on.

Zeta: there goes the egg

-Stop hitting Sam on the head 2k18-19

Zeta: stop throwing Sam against walls and stuff

Castiel asking that quickly if he was Sam calling . gold.

“Garth let’s talk”

- LET’S NOT

- Look at that fucking scared face.

Zeta: Duh. Don’t you hurt my husband

D:” well then you’ll just have to kill me”

-my idiot husband

Zeta: Liar

- He does that

- Cas does it too. Look at him go.... so proud

-When you and your boyfriend lie together.

Zeta: He’s a Winchester now, of course he does

-Full grown one

Zeta: Respect

-A WIN

- A NON WIN

-Don’t you go in there alone. I’m enjoying this Cas behaving like overprotective brother Dean on Sam. 

Zeta: Stop hurting Jack

- M: Oh but Jack we are family

  M: eons by eons

- No thanks

Zeta: They’ll come for me

- He literally can’t wait for them to come

Zeta: Excellent

- AMAZING

-GAAAAAAARTH OH PLEASE DON’T 

- OH thank fucking god. I need water.

Zeta: Thanks for waiting for us. 

- Castiel tenderly healing Jack. EXCELLENT

Zeta: Dork

-Love it. 10/10 such skills

Zeta: Impossible odds. Feels like home

-ODE TO JOY PLAYING

Zeta: Fuck

- O   M   G THE SLOW WALK. 

- AND LOOK AT SAM’S THIGH MAKESHIFT HOLSTER

Zeta: Cas in the front

-CAS IN THE FRONT....FROOOONT....I’M CHOKING. Call 911

Zeta: Sam in the back

https://ain-t-bovvered.tumblr.com/post/181117151506

-Oh Mich is nervous. Why so fidgeting.

- “Caaastieeeel”

Zeta: Cas as bait

- ...i ‘M ANGRY , but then....well...he is the strongest among them so....I guess.....BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THAT. stop hitting my baby

-Dean using the spear.....YAS.....HOT.

-you let me in.

- SNAP

-OH

-Wait let me fix it in Supernatural style 

WHAT

Zeta: Fuck......noooooooo

-OH HELLO

-When I gave up Dean, you didn’t think to question it?

-OH DAMN... why...why does it looks like he’s scolding me like a teacher or something...omg.

-Dean was...resisting me. He was too attached to you, to all of you.

[AGGRESSIVE FLASHBACK TO DYING CASS]

Zeta: Squirming

- DAMN I LOVE M!DEAN SO MUCH

- omg look at that asshole, so smug, so proud of himself...amazing

- Crush and disappointing him so completely that this time, he’ll be nice and quiet for a change...buried

Zeta: This is doing things to me

- to quote Micheal Dean: To you, to all of you.

-don’t.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT, BITCH WHAT THE HELL.

did M just pulled a Thanos?

Zeta: Bitch I died

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[twistedstorm]

All of the questions for the most recent ask meme you reblogged. The one you said in the tags you really liked.

Oh your god I love you dear anon for sending this! 

Here we go:

1. What are your nicknames? What do you prefer to be called? Sassy, Champ, sissy, princess, sweetie pie, sarwhale, about a million others because most of my family uses nicknames for me. In real life I mostly go by Sarah or Seth but as you know on here I go by Zeta and prefer Ze or ZZ to anything else and honestly if it wasn’t for the fact that almost nobody in my real life would call me ZZ or Zeta I would go by those names in real life too probably. 

2. What books on your shelf are begging to be read? The entire Infernal Devices series, Styxx, Mark of Athena, Born of Fire, Magnus Chase, about a hundred more…

3. How often do you doodle? What do your doodles look like? I doodle constantly. My doodles vary from little stick figure comics to weird shapes to just various lines filling up empty spaces and weird hearts and coffins and skulls and eyes…a lot of eyes….I really like eyes…oh and a tiny demon smiley face thing that I’ve been drawing forever.  

4. What do you do if you can’t sleep at night? Do you count sheep? Toss and Turn? Try to get up and do something productive? Well if I’m being honest I read, watch movies, imagine elaborate dream scenarios, or masturbate. Any combination of those four usually puts me to sleep. If none of those work I get up and get dressed and eat because there’s no point in trying after all that. 

5. How many days could you last in solitary confinement? How would you do it? Probably about four, if I had my ipod I could last at least seven. I’d just daydream or write and listen to music and dance and talk to myself or my characters in my head until I got bored, it’d be the boredom that drove me crazy honestly. 

6. Do you save old greeting cards and letters? Throw them away? I’m a sentimental pack rat so I save everything from movie tickets to pressed flowers to paper wristbands to gift tags. I have most of my old birthday/Christmas cards from after I turned 10 just in random places all over my room. 

7. Who is the biggest pack rat you know? Me, my grandma is a close second though. 

8. When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost? I don’t go to parties much but the few I’ve been to I always arrive with a friend and then stick to them like glue for the rest of the night or hiding in a corner texting someone about how I wanna go home…or if I’m drinking I end up dancing and befriending people by accident because drunk/tipsy me is funny and sometimes flirty (as long as a I keep my clothes on I’m happy though) 

9. What is your strongest sense? If you had to give one up, which would it be? Probably hearing or smell I’d say. I actually have really sensitive ears and can hear insanely high frequencies (like dog whistles) and I can pick up tiny little bits of smells for a long time (especially when I’m really hormonal, hormones make it so much worse. Seriously if it’s shark week I can smell everything and I will end you if you smell like something awful and you stand near me) although I’m allergic to body sprays and perfume and anything like that which really sucks….Anyway if I had to lose a sense….I can’t pick one….sorry but the idea of losing one really messes with my head so I’m not gonna think about it.. 

10. How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror? Lots….I used to do it to pint out my flaws to myself but now it’s usually because I think I look good and I like to see it to remind myself that I’m gorgeous just the way I am 

11. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? That there was a tiny leprechaun in the vent in my bathroom ceiling….That’s the weirdest thing I can think of right now but there was probably weirder ones honestly….wait I know! I believed I was a straight monogamous cis girl for a really long time as a kid! That’s pretty weird for me seeing as how none of those things were right at all! 

12. What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up? Boyband/Cheesy pop music and the Twilight movies/books, I love them and I will always love them no matter how awful and stupid they are. 

13. Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know? I dunno….my mom’s pretty good about that stuff….but so are most of my friends….yeah I can’t pick so my mom and my friends all tie for it 

14. How often do you read the newspaper? Which paper? Which sections? Never

15. Which animals scare you most? Why? Geese or flying insects or Goliath birdeater tarantulas or tiny spiders because every time I see any of these I am convinced that I am going to die and it will be because of them. 

16. Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on? Both but avoidance is slightly more likely as I am afraid of conflict to the very core of my being and am bad at facing it unless I’m facing it for someone else’s sake.  

17. What was the most recent compliment you’ve received and savoured? I dunno….one of my best friends told me he missed hanging out with me and that made me almost cry because I’m a big fucking nerd so there’s that one…I could think of more but I’mma just say that one for now

18. What is something about yourself that you hope will change, but probably never will? I’m still hoping for pyro or hydro kinesis or shapeshifting….or the ability to have a backbone and talk about my feelings like a properly functioning human

19. Are you a creature of habit? Explain. Yes, I like my routines and I get really weird without them and will probably do them until I die

20. Are you high maintenance? Explain. I genuinely dunno, like maybe? Maybe not? I dunno

21. When was the last time you really pushed yourself to your physical limits? When I walked for nearly three hours out of boredom and my calves hurt so bad that I could barely stand anymore like four days ago 

22. Do you have a whole lot of acquaintances or just a few very close friends? Why? I have a small group of carefully chosen friends and many acquaintances but I prefer my small friend group because I like small groups and my friends are my favorite people on earth so I justreally love being with them. 

23. Are you more inclined to “build your own empire” or unleash the potential of others? Both probably, like yeah I could probably take over the world alone but I’d be bored and lonely and it’d be so much easier and so much more fun with my nerds beside me 

24. What’s a strange occurrence you’ve experienced but have never (or rarely) shared with anyone? I share my weird experiences with everyone honestly so I can’t really think of anything…I guess I could go with the thing where sometimes the air from my fan in my room will hit my hears wrong and it always sounds like a creepy voice saying my name and it terrifies me so much that I sleep with a blanket over my ears so I don’t have to ever deal with it again. 

25. What do you think about more than anything else? Right now it’s love/relationships/friendships. Specific to two people actually. I think about the possibilities for me and those two people and our relationships with each other and others and how everything is gonna work out and what I can do to help everything work out well and if we’re gonna be happy one day. Oh and how happy we’ll be if it works out the way I’m hoping because even my tarot cards say that it’s gonna be good :) 

26. What’s something that amazes you? How much me and my life has changed in just the last year and how much more it;s gonna change in the coming times

27. Do you prefer that people shoot straight with you or temper their words? Why? I’d rather people shoot straight with me, I can handle painful truth but I cannot deal with lies or sugar coating. Just say you’ve got to say and we’ll deal with it after. 

28. Where’s your favourite place to take an out-of-town guest? I have never had an out of town guest so I don’t know

29. What’s one thing you’d rather pay someone to do than do yourself? Why? My laundry, I hate it. It’s tedious and boring and I loathe doing it. 

30. Do you have a catchphrase? I have a few actually: “So that happened” “I’ll eviscerate you with a shrimp fork” “Go fuck a cactus/ Get fucked by a cactus” “I’m not drunk enough for this” “In other news/On an unrelated note/wanna hear something weird” “I am a child” “The last living thing inside of me just died” “He can’t help you now” in response to anyone who says Jesus Christ and “I only have three feelings: Hungry, horny, and angry” are some of my favorites. 

31. What’s your reaction towards people who are outspoken about their beliefs? What conditions cause you to dislike or, conversely, enjoy talking with them? I’m outspoken so I think it’s good as long as you know the difference between stating your opinion and being a bigoted or judgmental asshat who says shitting awful things and claims that it’s fine because you’re just “stating your opinion”. I do enjoy talking about different points of view though as long as the person I’m talking to is respectful of my beliefs (because I will make damn sure to be respectful of theirs) so we can have a civil and interesting conversation. 

32. How and where do you prefer to study? Never and nowhere, I’m really bad a studying so I just don’t (or rather didn’t because I’m not in school anymore) 

33. What position do you sleep in? On my back or either side, usually all three at some point during the night 

34. What’s your all-time favourite town or city? Why? My own, so Calgary. Mostly because I grew up here and have never really been too many other places long enough to get attached 

35. What are the top three qualities that draw you to someone new? Sense of humor, love of similar or the same fandoms (excellent way to make friends), talking to me first cause I’m a pansy. 

36. How has your birth order/characteristics of siblings affected you? I’m the youngest of two, it’s mostly just made me want to beat my brother up but I feel like lots of people feel that way so I guess other than being called a “baby sister” and sometimes being treated like a total incompetent dumbass or pansyass crybaby for being younger it’s pretty much a whatever thing   

37. If you could eliminate one weakness or limitation in your life, what would it be? I’d stop running away from my feelings and really say what was on my mind to a few certain people….also I’d have shapeshifting because it would totally help so much

38. If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be? Me and my dad or me and my mom or me and my brother or me and my sister, take your pick, they’re all fucked up in one way or another, some worse than others

39. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Zeta, without a doubt

40. Do you believe ignorance is bliss? Why or why not? In a way yes and in a way no. Personally I would rather know and understand thing sin my life than not know but I also have days where I wish I could be a dumbass five year old again and not know how fucked up this world is so I could be totally worry free and happy for another five minutes 

41. What do you consider unforgivable? A few things, cheating on me or heavily lying to me are pretty high up there for me or saying awful shit about me to other people to try and fuck me over is pretty bad too (also things like rape and hate crime obviously but I wanted to focus more on my own personal unforgivable stuff) and there’s more but I wanna be positive. 

42. Have you forgiven yourself for past personal failures? Why or why not? I’ve been working on it, it’s been hard and it’s gonna continue to be hard but I’m getting there slowly. I kinda figure if I can work on forgiving others I should be able to forgive myself too 

43. How difficult is it for you to forgive someone who refuses to apologize? I wish I could say nearly impossible but I’m kind of a pushover and I sometimes forgive too easily when I shouldn’t…Hell half the time I’ll just make up some excuse for the person in my head and pretend that they apologized instead of waiting for them to apologize because I know they won’t 

44.Do you hold any convictions that you would be willing to die for? Sure, I don;t feel like listing them but there are a few

45. To what extent do you trust people? Explain. Either too much or not at all and it’s almost never the right choice for the right person (sometimes I get lucky and I end up with amazing friends in my life whom I trust with all of me and whom I would kill and die for) 

46. In what area of your life are you immature? Most of them honestly. Like I’m a dumbass kid in the body of a tiny adult but I’m smart and I’m aware of what I know and what I don’t know and I like to learn new things and new views on life and I’m capable of defending my opinions on things and debating intelligently and being a reasonable adult but I’m also a dumbass kid who likes playing on swings and playing grounders and jumping in puddles so you take your own conclusions from this. 

47. What was the best news you ever received? I dunno….hearing anyone say that care about me/like me/love me/are thinking about me is collectively the best news cause I crave that validation and affection 

48. How difficult is it for you to be honest, even when your words may be hurtful or unpopular? It can be difficult but I’m always striving to be an honest person which means I’m going to tell people the truth but I understand the difference between the truth and being an asshole to someone so while I won’t sugarcoat my words I will phrase them in such a way that I’m not needlessly hurting someone 

49. When did you immediately click with someone you just met? Why? What was the long term result? Conversely, are you close with anyone now that you really disliked at first? Most of my best friends. I met one of them first day of grade 10 in drama and that was it, we were friends and we’re still friends now (fuck I fell in love with him in fact because we clicked so well). Sometimes it just happens and when it does I usually try my hardest to keep the person around me because I think if we clicked then we were meant to be in each others lives one way or another. 

50. When do you find yourself singing? Always, I sing everywhere and anywhere for no reason. I just love to sing and I hate keeping it in. 

Thank you again lovely anon for sending this in! This was super fun and I loved answering all these questions so much!

Feel free to send me in more asks! Ask meme related or otherwise!

~ZZ