#now THAT'S embarassing

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

“im a shameless hoe” no, you’re an EMBARRASING shameless hoe. what were you trying to achieve bitch? it’s not a good thing to be, i was trying to be nice but clearly you’re just a freaky weirdo who has way too much free time.

of course you have no dignity and self respect either, like you’d think you have real priorities like maybe a job or some kids?? but i would trust that you don’t because you’d embarrass them too 💀

*laughs in gainfully employed in a highly skilled industry and happily childless*

Follow the chronicles of shitty, unsolicited advice anon HERE if you feel like a little chuckle on a Saturday morning.

[pinetreevillain]

[cy-lindric]

Hi! So, while scroling through Pinterest, i came across this art:

which was credited to you. i cannot find the complet artwork in your profile, so i wanted to ask if youre the artist responsible for this piece.

(btw, your renditions of medieval clothing are beautiful!)

Hello ! I did make this a long time ago and the reason you didn't find it is probably because it's almost a decade old (and also very badly tagged). You can find the original post here. I think back then I had no idea what actual medieval clothing might look like, lol. How far we've come.

[erabu-san]

He didn't want to remember.

[factual-fantasy]

So I finally got around to that "inevitable angst" I was talking about XDD

Silly Octo, you should have given your wound ample time to heal! Now look at you, struck down and in critical condition. And look at that! You made your best friend cry. All because you couldn't accept the fact that you were weaker than the rest of your crew and needed extra time to recover. Silly goose! 🦆 🦆

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right? You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

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Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Foolish: Have we?

Fit: I said I'm- I'm trying to find out more about like, the Code Monsters!

Foolish: I thought you just wanted- liked being a janitor.

Fit: Well, I actually do kinda like it, I'll be honest with you, I like getting paid, but-

Foolish: Wait damnnit, Philza's doing it right.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right?

Fit: Yeah.

Pac: You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

[superkitten-poison]

i love the concept that carmilla and velvette have their own kinda one sided rivalry where carmilla generally thinks the vees are annoying and disagrees with their way of doing things but isn't actually invested in antagonizing them, but after like two meetings where she disagrees with velvette on anything velvette is like 'this bitch HATES me LOL she wants me DEAD' because a) she takes any offense very personally b) she's got an inflated sense of her own importance on other ppls lives c) she's the biggest holder of grudges on the planet d) she has this innate sense that other women hate her and want to tear her down e) gay reasons

[uglygirlstatus]

Spotify Wrapped: Honesty Edition

[martanis]

The Charlies learn about "Saurondriel" and "Haladriel"

[turtletoads]

thinking about those cora lives aus but they never explain how he’s alive, so i always assume its this scenario

[gigglesoup]

*poses awkwardly in public* 🫦

[ahollowgrave]

hey come here

reblog your own work. reblog it as much as you want. the dashboard is chronological (mostly) so you gotta put it back out there!! ok bye

[samwise1548]

JonMartin week, Day 2: Monsters // Office Romance (prompts by @jonmartinweek)

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[ID: A Magnus Archives animated gif of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood. Jon is a short brown man with short hair, rectangle glasses, and navy blue suit and pants on. Martin is a fat, white, curly ginger haired man, wearing a blue jumper and round glasses. He's seated at his desk, nervous, as Jon stands looming over him from the opposite side of the desk. He's scolding him for one reason or another. Martin's inner thoughts are shown by a thought bubble to the right of him. In it, he is kissing Jon passionately on the lips, with the words "I wanna shut him up so bad!" written above them in pink text. The last two words are emphasized with an underline and red colored text.

Various little parts of the drawing are moving in an animated loop: Jon's mouth moves as he complains, with three red scribbles of anger springing up and down for emphasis, his foot taps in impatient rhythm. Sweat radiates off of the nervous, blushing Martin as he listens to Jon's ranting. The steam from a mug to the right of him curls and uncurls into the shape of a heart. Martin's inner thoughts loop over and over in his mind, as their shared imagined kiss plays over and over again. Lips moving, brows scrunching, a thumb running across Jon's face. Sparkles and hearts throb with the passionate heat radiating off the pair. Martin's poor heart can't stand the pining on its own. /End ID]

[imaybe5tupid]

Why bother? (Why bother?) It's gonna hurt me. (It's gonna hurt me.) It's gonna kill when- (Why bother!) -You desert me! (Gonna hurt me!)

Set after Nightmare. Laios is reminiscing and contemplating.

[kabukiaku]

secondo has seen enough bullshit to not be fazed.

[ganondoodle]

(scrapped painting)

its kinda fascinating how you can draw something well and instead of learning from it for the next drawing you repeat the same old mistakes that kept you from improving in the first place

(was supposed to the next scene after the previous good painting lol)

its a rly early sketch (i know it wont work out though, too much wrong) but Zaphira (standing) was winning the fight against the guy that challenged her (he also cheated and attacked her weak leg with a dagger despite it being a fist fight) so he ordered the soldiers he hid in the audience to shoot, Shargon is catching the arrows in the air before they can reach her and she trusts him enough to not even react to it