#nova posts
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
211 notes
·
View notes
Text
‘Happy’ Election Day
Let’s not kill our country, yeah?
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Was anyone gonna tell me Ray is friends with FCUKIN GRIMSLEY Or was i supposed to figure that out on my own???
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me when my friend trying to get back with his ex that cheated on him.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dude, the story has killed 6 of my favorite characters in the last few writing sessions. The story needs to let me write it, because the twist villain that I DID NOT SEE COMING is going on a murder spree. Please, please let me control how the story goes, you can't just keep killing people. What the hell are you doing? Where is this going? What is even happening?
"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
I want to beat some heads in with a fucking bat bro
0 notes
Text
🎵 Fuck your boyfriend, he a bitch
And I think it's time you switch
Call me when you feeling lonely or when you in need of dick 🎵
1 note
·
View note
Text
Breaking news: Local tgirl flirts by spam reblogging posts!
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
would bee survive?
#art#my art#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#procreate#fanart#shitpost#shit post art#transformers#transformers g1#bumblebee#starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#soundwave#shockwave#tf rumble#tf frenzy#Tf scrapper#Tf bonecrusher#tf acid storm#tf ion storm#tf nova storm#astrotrain#tf dirge#tf ramjet#tf thrust
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Ok we all talk about the Pevensies' trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too
They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he's all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn't know her children haven't seen her in over a decade.
They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.
It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.
(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you'd think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)
Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don't remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.
Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)
Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It's a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he's High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)
Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)
Lucy doesn't have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah
Lucy loves to climb into her siblings' laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she's upset, he'll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she's smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom's lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor's house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she's back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.
But if Lucy looks out the window, all she'll see is the rain over London, so it's not only a cold and grey sort of day, it's a lonely sort of day too.
Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren't that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he's going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it's simply a matter of course.
"Doesn't the rain sound familiar?" says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.
Their mother doesn't know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, "Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.
(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he's grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)
#the chronicles of narnia#narnia headcanons#peter pevensie#susan pevensie#edmund pevensie#lucy pevensie#helen pevensie#the pevensies#okay this did end up a little bittersweet at the end but I tried#let's all just focus on the high king falling off counters alright#and yes the siblings all picked up narnian swear words and i refuse to believe otherwise#i'm also suddenly wondering how much language drift there is in narnia#when the pevensies return in prince caspian are all the swear words/exclamations they learned outdated?#are they using the narnian equivalent of oh horsefeathers?#nova actually posts stuff#long post //#the higher the queuer#post lww pevensies#soft post lww headcanons
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
#incorrect quotes#fake tweets#ultimate spider man#spiderman#nova posts#sam alexander#spideynova#peter parker#marvel#gay
112 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Nova is so girlypop”
That was quite the sentence I just got Told
1 note
·
View note
Text
Eugh.
Remind me to never drink coffee from any fast food places ever again
#Mom bought me an Iced coffee from Torchic-fil-a#and gods it was horrible#I salvaged it by adding half-and-half and vanilla syrup to it#had such a gross aftertaste before that though#Nova posts#pkmn rp#self insert rp
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’ve been getting so fuckin strong lately because of work and I am back at the weight I was before I dated that MONSTER (not that I’m that worried about it but god damn she made such an issue about the weight I gained that it’s satisfying) like ima post some fuckin bod pics and show off my lil muscle man body soon 😂
#personal#ignore me#nova posts#like practical muscle#not ripped muscle#I be getting that caregiver bod back#lmao#can’t wait for top surgery#ima look so hot
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Twitter is wild but I am wilder
Me : *post my apparition of my mother's love for her birthday* Some Twitter User : You should not post like that. I have an abusive mom and it's hurts me that you have a good mother. Me :
#hey don't go raining on someone's parade#don't expect me to hold back punches as well#I don't get Twitter soemtimes#nova posts#nova posting
4 notes
·
View notes