#notincs

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I think my autistic ass finds way easier to convey a mensage via books than most media. You see while watching the show in the scene were Aziraphale and Crowley first notice the Nice and Accurate Prophesies of Agnes Nutter and Aziraphale sorta freaks out and tunes Crowley my brain interpreted it two ways: Aziraphale knows that the book might help him find the antichrist and decides to tell heaven first and so lies to Crowley or Aziraphale just tunes out because he wants to take a look at a cool book, I do that all the time and it makes more sense. So second one, even if he is weirdly suspicious.

Reading the book I got to the conclusion that actually that whole scene means: now that he knows this is the only book he needs to finish his collection, Aziraphale wants to steal it.

He is lying and pannicking because he is an angel. He shouldn't be stealing book. And he is afraid of Crowley realizing that he will. Both because in his mind this would likely mean that Crowley would stop respecting and maybe even stop liking him and because he just doesn't want his demon to make fun of him (and while the first reason is just paranoia, Crowley would never not love his angel, the second one is valid, Crowley would have loved to make fun of Aziraphale).

Not only that but while Aziraphale is terrifield of Crowley or the angels knowing he is cappable of doing bad things and is ashamed of it, Aziraphale has no remorse and totally steals the book. The scene of him reading it afterwards: it isn't him taking a look at it before giving it back, I was wrong, is him reading his new book. Is his now. His only issue with stealing a book are other people knowing.

[dtkmn]

Need a break to rewind 2021 and plan for 2022 . . . . . . . . . #refresh #holiday #nsw #australia #byronbay #newyeareve #notincity #farm #raw #nostress (at The Farm at Byron Bay) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYI_HVUvQfa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[laritamiauu]

Can I PLEASE marry your Hermes pleasepleaseplease

On other note, what powers do you think Hermes has? I headcannon that he has the ability to charm anyone he comes across, which is why he's so flirty with people

oooh great question:

well besides flying and being really fucking fast here are some powers that i think he has:

he can make people fly for a certain amount of time, something like in the tinkerbell movies where the fairies can make people fly with just showering them with pixie dust lol

he has like a magician hat situation with his bag, it may seem like a normal bag but it's fuuuulllll of stuff, not only scrolls and messages, also things he stole and gifts lol

not a power more like an ability, he is really good at stealing, he can grab anything without you notincing, lil detail that i didn't see people notice in my animatic is that in this part he steals ody's sword and then transforms it into his caduceus

and that brings me into the last one which is that he can transform any object in whatever he wants, like in his myths where he created the lyre by killing a turtle and transforming it into one😭

[hyubg]

Prounouns: He/Him

Maddy pérez x male reader!

You were lying on the couch in the party of the end of the year at your side was fezco Who was smoking a blunt he look at you and smile a little —"Happy new year man" —He say as you smile and bump her hand —"Happy new fucking year dude" —You say as you look forward seeing jules dancing with a red plastic cup as she dance with kat you didn't know if It was the effect of the alcohol or the drugs you take but you start thinking about what maybe you did wrong for jules to break up with you and go with rue you were daydreaming for seconds that for you were minutes you were disturbet thanks to maddy passing around you as she start going to the bathroom you get up and follow her you see her banging on the door as she calls for the person inside to come out and you hear nate's voice in the inside she looks at you and smile a little —"Hey"— she say as she croosed her arms around her chest —"Hey you waiting?" —You ask as you laugh maddy notincing you were high as she laughs and then Nate comes out of the bathroom as he passed the two of you and maddy grab your hand and push you to the bathroom as you put your hands on her waist as she kiss you eagerly.

You grab her thighs and put her in the wash as you kiss her neck her moans hit the room as cassie put her hand on her mouth so any sounds came off maddy start unblucking your pants as your hard cock was free she grab your cock and start moving her hand Up and down your cock as you start kissing her neck she put her dress aside as she start teasing her wet pussy with your cock head and you push it inside moaning feeling her thighness.

Maddy clearly doesn't want to wait any longer so you quickly rock your hips in a steady rhythm.

Her nails dig into your back, You suck harshly at her neck, one of your hands going to play with her chest. Maddy moans loudly when you roll one of her nipples between your fingers, legs wrapping around your waist so you can hit deeper inside her.

—"Oh fuck me, right there, right there," —she chants. Once again it doesn't take long for her to cum you get out of her and put your boxers and pants on you didn't cum but you make maddy cum so you were proud of it you then sit on the closed toilet and sigh —"what is it with you?"— maddy ask as she looks at you —"Jules"— you say with a breathless chuckle —"You have to forget about her"— maddy says as she start putting her hair on a ponytail —"I can't you know? It's like when i fuck with other Girls i see her face instead of the girl i'm doing It with jules left me like a Lost puppy and i'm still looking for her to come and say something like 'i'm sorry Y/N you want to have something again'" —You say as you put your head in your hands —"Is like Nate and me i can't forget about him"— you nod and sigh and get Up and grab the door —"It was good to do It with you mad" —You say with a little smile as you get out of the bathroom*

[millaysmaeve]

okay expanding my previous post… here some outside povs that i would like to see about richonne: during the main show

deanna, she's the og richonne shipper i bet she had the most interesting thoughts on these two clueless love birds plus her relationship with her husband kinda mimicks richonne, she has a vision for alexandria and he built the wall to protect it, michonne writes the charter and rick the built the bridge

father gabriel, i know he's not a liked character but he was the only one to know that rick wanted to marry michonne imagine how many times he has heard rick said that? during towl

thorne, her thoughts realizing that dana is actually rick's wife, she would provably review all of their interections notincing small details even glances those two shared have a new meaning now

estaban, to expose the crm richonne must had needed a reporter and that's exactly what esteban's partener was and after hear so much about the infamous mrs grimes estaban would finally meet her in person after towl

rj or judith, cuz it's the first time ever these two got to see their mother truly in peace also they must have to learn to share her with their father

anyone from the flagship series that has doubted that rick was alive for obvious reasons

somone from connie's group or anyone who came after season 9 so they can meet the legend and see richonne being epic couple in love

[silverechosandblankmasks]

This was Richarlyson's inventory on death btw

He did have full armor in slots but im notinc those pants dont look right, so im unsure if thats his full proper gear or not

somone who knows the mod back better probs knows better but yee

[starfilledgaze]

5. the date

As you found yourself standing in front of the cat cafe, you took a deep breath to calm yourself down. As soon as you get in you start looking around for the number of your table that Wooyoung had texted you previously. You weren't nervous for the date per sè, the thing that was making your palms sweat maybe a little too much was the "blind" part of the date, as for how little you know about him (only that he's an art student) he could be a creep.

As you get to the table you notice that the guy isn't there, but you shrug it off and you sit down, patiently waiting as you look around, familiarizing with your surroundings as you had never been there, notincing for the first time that day how nice the weather was, the sun shining through the stained glass of the windows.

"Hi, i'm so sorry for being late, i had a small incovence and.."

As you hear a soft voice behind you, you immediatley straighten your position and turn around, your soft smile immediatley dropping at the sight of Huang Renjun in front of you.

Both of your expressions immediatley morphed into an awkward yet surprised face, his lips slightly parting in confusion.

"Uh, i think you're at the wrong table."

He immediatley says, not wanting to think about the possibility of you being his blind date.

You immediatley roll your eyes at the way his voice became so cold, a huge contrast to the kind tone he had used 5 seconds earlier.

"I assure you that i'm not at the wrong table. You're here for the blind date, right?"

His brows furrow immediatley as his lips part even more, a face you would laugh at from how stupid he looks if it weren't such an embarassing situation.

"Whatever.. i'm going home, wasn't nice meeting you."

He simply states before turning around and getting out of the cafe, leaving you to boil in your own anger at the table.

"what an ass.. who does he even think he is.." You murmur to yourself as you start to look at the menù, not paying notice to it as you think about the annoying boy.

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notes : aghh!! y/n and renjun finally met!! finally the actual smau starts! sorry for not posting for like a week or so but i've been rlly busy these days and the taeil stuff shocked me sm :( lmk if there's something i need to fix!!

[ruhorih4ra]

Hey (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

The No.1! ❤️

So this one is supposed to be fluff, DiavoloxGn!Mc, grammar mistakes, short and cute! I really love Diavolo and wanted to write something nice for him.

The demon prince loves you, there is no doubt about it. Diavolo is old enough to recognize the symptoms, the constant yearning for you to be in the same room as him, and the hope that arises from his chest when you both lock eyes. His mind going crazy questioning "Do they feel the same?" And his heart throwing itself towards you not really caring for the answer.

Maybe because his heart knew the answer wouldn't change the truth, that is too late to turn back anyway.

"To love a human is to suffer." Barbatos once said. He knew his loyal butler was right, but he didn't know it would be so painful.

He saw you leaving the party with Lucifer and couldn't stop himself, he followed you through the intricate corridors of the castle. He ended up standing behind a wall, hiding in the corner.

“Look, I don't know how to say this, ok? But I have to, I just need to say it.” You sounded quite drunk, the words coming out of your mouth lazily. “I fell in love with you and I know our relation... relation...relationship would be complicated.” Diavolo heard you struggling to get the words out, you were more drunk than he thought.

“MC...” Lucifer spoke and he sounded disappointed. “Shhhh!!” Even when Diavolo felt his heart break, he had to suppress a laugh, you shutting Lucifer up was something hilarious. “You are a pretty preeettyy boy hmm? Give me a kiss, please?” Diavolo clenched his jaw, he heard Lucifer chuckle and a part of him felt guilty because Lucifer deserved to be happy too, yet the prince felt sorrow.

“Mc, stop.” Lucifer was clearly enjoying himself but the Prince got confused, why did Lucifer reject you?

“SHHH!!!” You repeated, louder. “I'm drunk, I know. But you are gorgeous, always. You are perfect with that smile of yours, and your kind eyes, oh how I love them!” You were sniffling and diavolo knew that you were probably crying. “That hope and devotion that you carry everywhere... You are so kind with everyone. So welcoming and smart. So easygoing, honest, modest.” Diavolo's face saddened, he felt sick with envy. Your voice sounded so full of love and yearn and he wished, for the first time in centuries, he desired to be loved back.

“Let's go somewhere more private” Diavolo's blood froze. He didn't want to come between you and Lucifer but then again, couldn't you have a little mercy? “Absolutely no.” Lucifer said, losing his previous gleeful tone “Ouch! What the fuck was that?” Diavolo heard you say. “Just stop this nonsense.” The Prince was getting more and more confused as it sounded like you and Lucifer were fighting over something.

“Let me carry youuu.” What? You carrying Lucifer? “MC, That's enough.” Diavolo pricked up his ears, curious. “Ugh, you are heavy! Let's do it here!” Let's what?! The next King of The Devildom’s face was one of sheer disbelief, if he weren't completely mad in love with you he would be laughing. “MC, what the fuck?” Well now, that's rude Lucifer. “Ugh! Lucifer, leave us alone!” Diavolo's face changed from curious to extremely confused. What in the seven hells was happening?

He couldn't contain his curiosity anymore, he came out of his hiding place just to find you flirting with... a painting of himself, you were trying to kiss it while Lucifer blocked you.

“You're embarrassing me, Mc.” Lucifer said, not notincing Diavolo's presence yet.

“YoU aRe EmBaRrAsSiNg mE, mC” you mocked. “Would you pleaseeee leave us alone?? Let me take him with meee!”

“It's a painting, Mc.” Lucifer emphasized the words. “It's too heavy for you, dear.”

“Then help me!!”

“I won’t help you steal a royal painting, you drunken fool!”

Diavolo stepped closer, the only thing keeping him from his most shrill, relieved laugh was the promise of catching you off guard.

“Lucifer, don't worry, Mc can take whatever painting they want.” Lucifer turned to look at Diavolo, slightly surprised. “Don't spoil them, Diavolo.”

You gasped, looking from the painting to Diavolo. “There are two Diavolos!!" While Lucifer was massaging his temples, Diavolo approached you. “Actually there is only one.” He took both of your hands, gently kissing your knuckles. “Let's go, I'll have Barbatos prepare a room for you.” You nodded but remained still, looking conflicted. “Will you sleep with me?” Diavolo's face reddened, it only got worse when he saw Lucifer trying not to laugh, it must be a funny spectacle to see the future king turn into an embarrassed teenager.

“I'm afraid that wouldn't be appropiate.” “Fine! Then I'll take Diavolo No.1.” you said, turning around to grab the painting. Diavolo raised his eyebrows, his words coming out as an offended whisper. “I... I am Diavolo No.1!” The prince held you by the arm. “I'm sorry, Mc. You can't take it. Barbatos would be angry.” Lucifer snorted, his smile showing how incredulous he felt. “Diavolo, are you jealous of a painting? A painting of yourself?” “I... No, of course not.” But there was no point in hiding the obvious, the blush on Diavolo's face made him look younger and more harmless than a demon would ever be.

“I can't believe this sight.” Lucifer commented. “Mc, I’ll help you carry Diavolo No.1, let's go.”

Diavolo's eyes widened and a big smile appeared. “Lucifer you too?! I am Diavolo No.1!!” “Yes, yes, whatever you say Diavolo number... Ah! Forget it, I'll go get some water for MC.” Lucifer could barely contain his smile before leaving.

“What Number Lucifer... What number?!”

“If you're Diavolo No.1 You've to prove it!” You said. “Kiss me!” he turned to you, perhaps a little more eager than you've ever seen him.

“Fine!! You win!” he took your face. “One on your forehead, so you don't forget me... Another in your eyes because I love how they shine.” you giggled before looking at him, expectantly. “And another one...” he kissed you on the corner of your lips. “... that carries a promise.” you sighed. “I love you Diavolo, now and tomorrow too.” The prince cherished that promise too, maybe loving a human wasn't that painful.

Thanks everyone for reading! If you cringed at Mc that's because they were drunk, have mercy. Cringe but free. 🙏🏻

[l0v3c0r3e]

BROOOO IM SO FUCKING MORTIFIED RNNN AUSHFWHWKRUS I DID A 10K TODAY ( it was pain never done smt like that EVER) AMYWAYSGS AT THE END THERE WAS LIKE FREE ICE CRWAM SO IT WAS GRWAT RIGHT

WELL IM AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE RN AND JM WEARING SHORTS AND IM IN THE BATHROOM AND I LOOKED DOWN ON MY THIGHS AND J JUST NOTINCED THERES FUCKING BROWN SPLOTCHES ALL DOWN MY INNER THIGH AND LJKE

IM SHITTING RN SO THAT MAKES THINGS WORSEGDJWD

BUT IM PRETTY SURE ITS JUST OLD MELTED ICE CREAM CAYSE I HAVNT BEEN SHARTING OR ANTYTHONG MY UNDERWEAR DOESNT HAVE ANT AHRJTJ ON IT BUT

AUGRJD I REALLY HOPE SHE DIJDNT NOTICE OR ANYTHING IM SO EMBARRASSED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

OMGGG IM SO SORRY I HOPE SHE NEVER NOTICED 🤪🤪🤪

LETS HOPE THAT IT WAS JUST OLD MELTED ICE CREAM

BUT ALSO IF SHE DID NOTICE AT LEAST SHE WAS CHILL ABT IT ???

[strawberrycriisiis]

@rxmedyfind​:

« i’m fine, i am totally fine »

“Are you tho?”

It’s the first time in a few days the last time they managed to just.  Sit down. Talk it out. Notince that, damn. He got worse in the last few days, didn’t he? He’s so pale, so... tired. Those heavy bags under his eyes didn’t make her feel any calmer, that’s for sure.

“You look like you’re about to faint any second now.” she mutters, frowning. A hand holds onto his sleeve even as she steps in front of him, trying to find his eyes “Are you even eating?”

[pep-the-artemis]

i just notince |:

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[leapinarmadillo]

the jackson 5 were so good. they were SOOO good. has anyone notinced this

[alexbkrieger13]

I wonder if P planned to propose at the exact time she did or if she brought the ring with her for days waiting for the best moment (and if so, how many days and was there other times it almost happened). If she had a box and not just the ring then it isn’t the easiest to just take with her without notincing

idky but i feel like P has had this prepared for a long time

[stcries]

🦷 (Cerise @ Bigby)

send ‘ 🦷 ’ for the receiver’s muse to bare their teeth, accepting!

with rain and thunder pouring on the roof above, fabletown's sheriff was confined to the inside of his apartment, watching the droplets fall against tightly shut window. quite frankly, he would have cleaned the place at least a little bit if he knew he'd have guests, but with him and the young girl being caught in the sudden downpour, there wasn't really a choice in the matter. he'd rather not let them wait out in the cold any longer than they had to, now would not be a good chance to catch a chill.

"i apologize for the mess, but we can just hang around here until the storm blows over," door opens with a twist of the knob, allowing them to enter before closing it again. "just make yourself comfortable, take a seat anywhere., i'll get you something to drink in a minute."

there's a brief stretch from the older man, a quick glance around the apartment. huh, colin must've gone into hiding, a rare instance, but bigby knew his porky roommate wouldn't be far away, so he'll deal with it when the time comes. the sound of rain pelting against the windows, it was such a relaxing sound, so much so that the yawn that forced itself past his lips was far too great to ignore. lips pulled back slightly, sharp canines revealing themselves for only a brief moment before maw closes again. "ahem, did you have a preference or?..." and that's when the man stops, notinc the girl's eyes fixated upon him. "what, is there something on my face?"

[glaukopiscal]

I always thought being T4T meant that if you like men you date trans men, if you like women you date trans women and if you like everyone you date trans men and trans women and NB folks. Since I only like guys and have never dated a trans guy, plus very few of my crushes have been on trans men, I thought it was just something that didn't interest me. I understood why people would want a T4T relationship in theory, but it wasn't something I really needed.

I've been notincing there actually is a pattern in the people I'm interested in: they're all quite masculinity-adjacent, but not actually cis men. And the reason I like them is precisely the thing people look for in T4T relationships, which is a shared experience of oppression and understanding of gender. So I guess I actually get it after all

[house-of-tales]

Alhaitham merely watched as Lumine freaked out, seemingly only notincing now that whatever she saw before, was just a dream. Still, even if she hid away under the covers, there was no way he was going to leave anytime soon.

"I'm not leaving, Lumine. There's no point in hiding" he turned to Paimon, speaking to her "Do you have any good books here? It seems that I might wait for a little bit here."

"Huh?"

The Alhaitham in her dream had been dead quiet this whole time, so when he suddenly began to speak, it promptly pulled her back to reality.

"A-A-Alhaitham...!? You'reーー!? But...How...When...Huh!?"

After going through all seven stages of sheer panic in the span of five seconds, she simply retreated back underneath the covers, hoping that if she waited long enough, he would simply leave.

"L-Lumine is currently unavailable! Please leave a message after the beep! ...Psst, Paimon!"

"...Seriously, this is my job now? Haahー ...'Beeeeeep'."