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Hawke said one (1) time, to Anders about Bethany, “she’s not the best healer but she’s good in a pinch,” and it immediately became a running gag between Bethany and Anders

any time Bethany would heal someone one of them would say “sorry, she’s/I’m not the best healer” and the other would call back “hey now, I’m/you’re pretty good in a pinch!”

Hawke has to use a skill (lock picking, diplomacy, cooking) they’re not an expert at? “Wow Hawke, you’re not the best at this huh?” “hey but they’re good in a pinch!”

and then of course this comes to a head sometime when Anders is like grievously injured and Bethany manages to heal him to barely conscious, and she’s visibly upset and crying a little and Anders like groans or makes a pained face and she “I’m sorry, I did the best I could, I’m not as good a healer as you” and he responds weakly “it’s okay … you’re pretty good in a pinch” and it’s weird and heartwarming and the WORST part is hawke isn’t even there to witness his sister and his boyfriend being genuine besties and not just at his expense

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Inspired by this post. Immediately made me think of Varric when I saw it XD

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Those times you make art and then forget about it for the next months haha woops

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handers is insane actually imagine tracking down this guy coz you need his maps and he’s like “I’ll give you my maps if you help me save my friend” and it’s like okay so far so good quid pro quo and saving people, right up my alley, so that night you break into the church to find his friend only his friend has been lobotomized, so you kill a bunch of cops and tell the guy to put his friend out of his misery, and after he kills his friend you go back to his place and he’s like “yeah I’m kind of possessed but it’s chill, also that guy was my boyfriend, also don’t fall in love with me because I’ll only hurt you.”

and then you fall in love with him

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always wondered what kicked off those 3 years he laid awake at night aching for hawke (x)

*they/she for my hawke, pls dont tag as fhawke or fhanders :)

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you ever think about how zevran always had the moral upperhand on the crows by caring about people so deeply that his compassion COULDN'T be beaten out of him...

...and then he proceeds to secure the physical upperhand with a lot of knives and poison

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i cant get over how wynne is only like 50 and everyone including warden is like “knit me a sweater grandma” to this middle aged woman and zevran is just “kind of a milf. reblog.”

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

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dragon age is so fucked up there's an entire faction of french murder clowns and nobody talks about it

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Arthur Morgan doing his adorable finger gun wave.

Bonus:

#like father, like son

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i have way too many photos of him. i guess imma have to post a couple of them every 2-3 days 😅

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from this post: https://yasfera2.tumblr.com/post/676662077457399808

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