#notifs ON!

[isacksteban]

"why do u like my posts 3 seconds after i post them" bc i want to be your friend.

[horreurscopes]

look at my cat :-)

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

say hi to knuckles everyone

[cyberphuck]

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[miiilowo]

a lot of folks on this website will specifically describe people as Cis or Neurotypical to signal someone is boring/basic when I think the word they're truly looking for in their heart is "normie" but they won't say it because it makes them sound like a 4chan user

[girldraki]

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[flora-of-the-moon]

Good for him

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[isacksteban]

Your tags on this whole thing - I CAN'T 😂😭

benachrichtigungen aktivieren! 😸

[horreurscopes]

look at my kitty cat :-)

[paradoxolotl]

[jessaerys]

u guys are so annoying. look at my cat

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks