#nothing?????

[everybodyloveshippos]

alustriel is a villain in our campaign so everytime im reading abt drizzt and catti being her friends im like wow.....their silence speaks volumes

[butch-himbo-king]

just found out you’re not allowed to fuck for a few WEEKS after top surgery do i really hate my tits that much? ppl who have survived that… HOW????

[mamkatsuki]

im literally loosing my fucking mind i want to write cater rp so bad BUT NO ONE IS FUCKING APPLYING WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[puhpandas]

HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW

[6pmtea]

THEY HAVE NO CITRUS FRUITS IN HYRULE.

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[gaybichon]

this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant