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Yeah, pact commands are powerful and allow you to control the Seven Rules of Hell any time you desire. Pact commands are a little intense though. You can probably get the same outcome by bopping them on the head with a flimsy cardboard paper towel tube.
The great part is that this also works on demons you don't have a pact with, reapers, and other humans (even powerful sorcerers).
The longer your cardboard tube, the more power you wield and the greater your authority becomes. The downside is they can wrestle the tube away from you. But, y'know, until that happens you feel so mighty.
#Lucifer is lecturing Mammon a little too long over something minor? Bop him.#You asked Mammon to get you something and he didn't return the change? Bop him.#Leviathan was just too good at games and won every round? Bop him.#I was going to list one for everybody but it got a bit repetitive.#I feel like Thirteen would love this.#bopping the angels feels wrong though it feels like a crime. it's possible but it will weigh on your conscience.#(this is sarcastic. there is no inherent power in cardboard tubes. only the insanely powerful feeling of being strong)#(so strong that nothing else compares except an even bigger cardboard tube)#obey me fandom#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me headcanon#obey me mc#obey me ideas
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the show…#think about park right…#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely don’t understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that she’s supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesn’t mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also don’t like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just don’t get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say i’m an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#…other than a few things but otherwise she’s literally an angel
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also I haven't seen the stickers in such high quality before... unknown sorrow my beloveds...
#alien stage#alnst#ivantill#alnst ivan#alnst till#ivan's heart eyes are literally the cutest thing ever just look at him.#all blushy blushy over his first love#he's done nothing wrong ever. just ignore the list of crimes#it's kinda funny how they haven't released merch for the other rounds tho#so these guys just have so much#in comparison to the others
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angel boy
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also, everyone is talking about how Simon has this huge capacity for empathy this this and that about how empathy is so integral to his character as if this guy didn't just spend the first two episodes of this show torturing a goose to death
#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#adventure time#choose goose#justice for choose goose#rhymes aren't crimes#let him go#he's not just a battery to ME#he's a jaunty little fellow with a jaunty little outfit and you ELECTROCUTED him#nearly TO DEATH#People shocked that winter king was doing some fucked shit when this guy was actively torturing waterfowl who did nothing wrong#stop him#choose goose should take him to criminal court#simon petrikov literally started out this series with a hostage he has kept for god knows how long#whatever he does past this point is anyone's guess. Who fucking knows.#I'm cancelling him
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#odysseus#astyanax#the odyssey#odysseus fanart#ive drawn this scene before but i just rewatched the fall of a city and felt emotions about it all over again lol#odysseus did nothing wrong (just ignore the many war crimes lmao)#epic#epic the musical
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He's so pretty when he's killed a man.
#house md#hate crimes md#robert chase#eric foreman#he's an idiot and a bitch and he did nothing wrong
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Sasuke's War Crimes?!
today I saw several posts talking about how Sasuke should have been punished for war crimes. War Crimes. Let me consult Wikipedia:
War crimes - all the things Konoha had done.
What is Sasuke's unforgivable war crime? I've been trying to find answer for years. - Killing Samurai in combat? Sasuke was there for Danzo, if they stepped back he had no interest in them. - Killing Danzo? Maniac who orchestrated Uchiha genocide, why nobody thanked Sasuke for ending that scum? - breaking into Kage summit? If we want righteousness, then other Kages should have executed Danzo themselves. Or at least draft an apology later for trying to stop Sasuke. - Trying to kill Sakura? She was literally there to kill him, she had attacked first. - Trying to kill Naruto? It sound like Sasuke waited behind the door with an axe. Each time Sasuke hit him with chidori, Naruto came back with rasengan, so Naruto was equally trying to kill Sasuke. - Leaving the village that made him and others into a child soldiers (which is a war crime)? Maybe the crime is that nobody is allowed to have a free will in that village? I get it, it's a military village, but Sasuke made it clear that he wasn't planning to go against Konoha, he was going after Itachi, which was supposedly in Konoha's interests. - Or maybe crime was going to Orochimaru? Orochimaru who actually did (and most probably still does) some war crimes but was pardoned and attended Hokage's wedding. - there's also part where he wanted to end Konoha's and other village's war crime record and reform the world but no, we are happy with child soldiers, genocide and power imbalance. The actual words of the argument were "change their idyllic system". Idyllic system. The system was idyllic. - 'joining' Akatuski? Sasuke had never cared about Obito's goals and turned on them almost immediately. - Only thing that seems like an actual violation is attack on Bee, although Bee wasn't actually harmed. And it doesn't specify as war crime, Bee isn't a civilian.
So what is Sasuke's unforgivable crime, the war crime? What he did that was worse than for example - what Orochimaru had done?
#anti konoha#pro uchiha#pro sasuke#sasuke uchiha#anti itachi#pro sasuke uchiha#anti naruto fandom#naruto shippuden#naruto#i wanted to stop at “things konoha had done”#but it got out of hand#maybe i'll discuss konoha's war crimes in more detail#i'll forever be salty about orochimaru being invited in naruto's wedding#don't get me started on 'sasuke is a terrorist'#sasuke did nothing wrong#anti shinobi system
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second chances
version without the light on his forehead bc im so proud of how I rendered his face
#critical role#critical role fanart#cr essek#essek thelyss#criticalrolefanart#every day I think about essek and dunamancy and fortune's favor giving you a second chance at a roll and his arc being about second chances#im team essek did nothing wrong and he doesnt need a second chance hes a traitor not a war criminal do war crimes even exist in dnd#but i do love me a sexy tragic character
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from the creator of "I'm just a poor little baby trying to survive here" we now get:
your honor she's just a teensy weensy branch director in the ethical crimes factory...
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Arlecchino's backstory being tragic yuri with her childhood friend is so real
#IM SO SAD BRO FUKKKC#she is valid for her crimes and she did nothing wrong#im on her side#arlecchino
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GARFIELD PANTACH as KENTA PIT BABE season 2 pilot trailer
#pit babe the series#pit babe season 2#garfield pantach#thai bl#change 2561#kentakim#tuseryoo#userkit#userjamiec#rintrack#vishingwell#im sorry idk which of my moots with tracking tags watched pb#viviedits.#free my man he did nothing wrong! (except for all the crimes he committed)#tagging this with kentakim as if there is even any chance we'll get those two in canon lol#my delusion is strong
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Saw a Take earlier today like "Ed stans have only 1 argument and it's accusing everyone who likes Izzy of being problematic" or something to that effect
and it made me think "Nah babe, you're not problematic. You're just wrong."
And then I thought. Huh. Why do I think that?
It's a perfectly respectable thing to read a text in a way it wasn't intended to be read. In fact, "reading against the grain", doing critical readings, shifting perspectives when engaging with a text - all of thee are important skills! You can, and should, do feminist, antiracist, postcolonial, queer, etc readings of texts that were never intended to be read that way. Hell, all fandom (often) is, is doing queer readings! Ask the text uncomfortable questions it doesn't want to answer!
However. It's pretty difficult to do a queer reading when the text already is a queer narrative. The questions you would ask the text if you did a queer reading, or a reading focused on gender roles, or similar things - those are questions the text is already actively exploring.
If you want to do a subversive reading of a text that is already quite subversive - what do you end up with?
"What's the story like from Izzy's perspective?" is a question ofmd deliberately doesn't focus too much on because Izzy's perspective is the default and ofmd wants to challenge that. There's a reason the angry white man is the antagonist in this show, and if you ask "Okay, but could he be right though?" you're missing the point.
Or rather, you're turning everything that's interesting about ofmd back around. You're asking "Okay, but why don't we focus on a white perspective that strictly adheres to oppressive power structures?" of a narrative who already asked itself this question and gave the answer "Because that's been done enough and there are other stories worth telling."
And I think people are aware of that, which is how we end up with completely bizarre takes like "Izzy has the only queer character arc". He hasn't, but he has the only arc that a queer reading can be done on - for everyone else it's text, plain and simple. Refusing to engage with that text in favour of centering Izzy is basically doing a heteronormative reading without being willing to admit it to yourself.
And no, interpreting Izzy as a queer man doesn't change that.
#its not about your headcanon its about the questions you ask the text!!!#'do the people who abuse and bully stede have a point?'#no says the text. NEVER. theres nothing wrong with being a gnc weirdo.#if you want to answer yes - okay why? why do you think the text is wrong in answering no?#'is ed changing how he acts and presents himself behaviour that needs to be corrected?'#no says the text. a lot what we are taught about being a man is wrong.#again. if your answer is yes. ask yourself why.#and so on. like im not saying youre committing a thought crime just. be honest about what your interpretation is actually asking yk#our flag means death#izzy hands#thoughts#the izcourse
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the only crime Katherine Kent committed is being a teenage girl who didn't know what genre her story was in and everyone who has ever been mean to her owes me a dollar
#for legal purposes this is a joke obviously#but seriously she did NOTHING WRONG#she wasn't an in your face feminist girlboss punching out the glass ceiling and defying the cultural expectations of her time#but that's not a crime!!! it doesn't make her stupid or shallow or cowardly or useless or anything else I've seen her accused of being#it makes her an average person within her cultural context#y'all she's just a teenage girl who doesn't aspire to be anything else#why are you so mean#Katherine Kent#Dark Rise#tags by me
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🗣 HOUSES PROBLEM IS NOT THAT HE LACKS EMPATHY, IT'S THAT HE HAS TO MUCH OF IT
#Here's your annual reminder#I've made posts like this before but I will scream it from the rooftops until the day I die#House does not avoid patients because he doesn't care#He avoids patients because he cares to much and if he meets them be will become to emotionally invested#And it will cloud his judgement and he won't be able to see clearly and it will affect his ability to properly diagnose and help#House has so much empathy it's insane#I despise the whole “House has no empathy it's why he's so cold. He's actually a sociopath.”#Nothing wrong with people with ASPD but House does NOT have it#He is literally the opposite#I'm ready to fight people who say he doesn't care#house md#house#greg house#gregory house#housemd#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md
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