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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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Sorry for the terrible angle, but check out my patchy facial hair everyone!!!

#ive been on t for a little over 3 years and this is all i can grow so far#my fair skinned irish genes are fighting my latent hairy italian man genes in a duel to the death and the italian is starting to win#note: i am joking
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Your parents getting old is so scary, my father read a book that's convinced him that not wearing his glasses will improve his vision 😭😭
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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
#look the jokes are great#the commentary is often valuable#but#luigi mangione#is very obviously being framed by the most corrupt police force in the states#like#literally#so blantantly#he is innocent#both by the legal definition of he has not been charged with any crime#and by the common sense definition#he was 'caught with the coat the gun and the backpack'#that was also left at the scene of the crime#and a note saying basically 'lol yeah i did it and i did it all by myself i am guilty guilty guilty'#on his person#a manifesto addressed to the public#not left at the scene with the monopoly money or the bullet casings#which are the real manifesto btw#don't be dumber than a cop#he's innocent#and getting tricked by the police is embarassing
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#I made this for a twitter joke but am compelled by honour to also post it here#also it kinda works I am tempted to draw the outfit lmao#birds#birdblr#eastern rosella#Australia#Australian wildlife#parrots#parrot#psittaciformes#bird#steal her look#steal their look#steal his look#memes#fit guides#outfit guide#toe shoes#rainbow#idk if my favourite is the toe thongs the cork hat or the gay shirt#steal her style#style#steal his style#side note yes that is indeed a female Platycercus eximius diemenensis specifically#character design#outfit design
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"I can't stand by and watch him die" "Then don't look" is too raw a line to come from bbc merlin
#merlin#bbc merlin#and it's from uther of all people#it's like s1e4 as well like damn they started strong#edit: feel the need to clarify that I do in fact enjoy the show (I am rewatching it over a decade after it ended for starters) and am not#only aware that it is very good sometimes but that's actually one of the things I like about it. I'm not saying this because I don't like#the show or think it's not capable of good lines. The joke is that this is the same show that had this SAME CHARACTER get with a troll (as#someone in the notes mentioned). basically it's a silly goofy show a lot of the time and I love it and I find it entertaining in its duality
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I made another one
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer the impaler#rellana twin moon knight#lotta nobodies in this one so get ready 👍#Fire knight captain kood#black knight captain Huw#Melina#hornsent grandam#commander gaius#fire knight queelign#shadow militiamen#miquella the kind#Notes for this one: I am weirdly adverse to using the classics of the format#There was originally going to be a kys message from the hornsent but I decided against it#there were other jokes that I wanted to tell that mattered more#Also I don’t know if this would count as Rellana x Messmer but if it does in your head then good for you#He has two hands and two snakes he can have many partners
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Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.
#note: this is a kitchen in a house of change. they are still on the road w the party#not to say i think that maybe chillin out in one location with some loved ones and planned visits from their friends would fix siffrin#but i am saying that they do seem to hoard random items at every given oppertunity. which is an interesting habit#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#sloops#lucabyteart#but yeah no i dont actually know that siffrin would wwwant to be . travelling literally forever. given the. well. um#that one QnA answer especially. the immediate deflective joking when asked how long they'd been a traveller. mm.#it's not like they chose this life is the thing. and we know they have a habit of forcing themselves to 'stick to the script'#i really do think they'd be better for some stability. its not like you cant have a house and also go on fun travel holidays also#(if you want my real opinion. why not just move to bambouche to help raise bonnie. but. that's fanfic territory at that point)
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#dungeons and daddies#dndads#henry oak#ron stampler#darryl wilson#glenn close#as someone who grew up with mpreg as my main fic requirement....#....my soul is marked for death#watch this space for my wife telling you all of my passing away#/joke#i#am simply speechless#it took them THIS LONG ?? damn#also side note i know there is canon mpreg obvs i am not erasing my absolute icon scam#i just mean with the s1 main dads xD
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thinking about pierre telling charles he has to win for anthoine and pierre using one of charles’ helmets for his tribute helmet in monza and pierre having a picture of himself and charles on his motivation board and pierre telling charles to give them something to celebrate in monaco and charles saying pierre winning in the monza is the only thing that could make him smile
#to be even more honest i am very often thinking about this#piarles#like not even being joking or fanficy this is the thesis of how you love people and how you get through grief and loss and hardship#with the people you love#found something in my notes yesterday that i meant to sent to some friends after we Went Through Stuff#and it said there are 12 special pieces of my heart reserved for you guys#forever#and yeah#reserving a place for someone in your heart because you have lived through the bad together#that’s what it’s about#anyway#pierre gasly#charles leclerc
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Ngl, one of my absolute fave bits of popular post-spop-canon headcanons/fanon, is Catra becoming Glimmer's advisor and close friend.
It's one of those "oh, of course" kinds of things. Catra is extremely knowledgeable about the land that was under the Horde's control, far more than Hordak ever was. (He shoved that work off onto Shadow Weaver and then Catra.)
And...admittedly this includes land that became Horde-controlled under Catra's leadership. She still knows a lot about it. Geography, trade routes, that kind of thing.
But also, we know Etheria is, in general, not big on retribution or punishment--that was something only the Horde did. Instead people might be wary of you for a bit but if you prove yourself to have changed for the better, it's all good.
(This is so obviously not limited to Catra--Adora, Scorpia, Shadow Weaver!, Entrapta--they all worked for the Horde at some point, and/or did shitty things, and were all given a chance to be better. Whether SW was actually better is its own essay lol, but the rest of them. Yeah.)
So Glimmer making a public point of having Catra as her advisor would also be a very public way of saying "The past is in the past and we can all work towards a better future together."
#side note any Catra haters in the notes will be cheerfully blocked plz don't even bother :) thanks#spop#meta#my posts#BUT ALSO. TBH#Glimmer and Catra are v similar ppl (as has been pointed out repeatedly lol)#and they jsut get along when they're not forced to be on opposite sides#and I can just see them being Polite and Professional to everyone at official meetings and whatnot#and behind closed doors just cursing and joking constantly#but lbh I am also a bit of a glitra shipper pfft
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I will never love any interpretation of Ghost, Hollow and Hornet more than I love the interpretation of them being ultimately good, fighting for peace for everyone around them, caring deeply for Hallownest (or what remains of Hallownest at least) and caring deeply for each other and peace for their family at last.
I love kind Ghost.
Ghost who goes out of the way to gift flowers to lonely bugs.
Ghost who will rescue Zote whenever given the opportunity, without thanks or any form of reward.
Ghost who rescues grubs because they are trapped and crying to be freed.
Ghost who despite having limited ability of expression, will find some way to convey appreciation for others. (Sitting beside them. Listening to them talk or sing. Bowing out of respect.)
Ghost who is excited when in the company of good friends.
Ghost who spares the life of the nailsmith.
Ghost who mourns the loss of those fallen.
Ghost who eventually remembers their past, remembers being abandoned by their sibling, and still chooses to fight, to do everything that it takes, to free the hollow knight. To put an end to their suffering. To take Hollow's place, or to die.
There is no reward for this. There is nothing to gain. Ultimately Ghost is willing to suffer forever or to die in order to give others peace.
Ghost makes many many mistakes, and can make selfish or reckless decisions, but ultimately, Ghost is forgiving and loving.
I love Hollow who genuinely wants the people of Hallownest to be at peace. (Ironically just wanting that alone made it impossible for Hollow to grant them that peace.
But still, Hollow wants that.)
Hollow who loves Hallownest. Who loves their father and who loves his kingdom.
Hollow who is relentless in protecting it. Who would suffer for over a hundred years protecting whatever there is that can possibly be saved.
Hollow who has had the radiance influencing it all that time. The radiance who hates the king, who hates his people. Who tried to convince it to hate them to.
Hollow who loves them regardless.
Who feels empathy for everyone. Who understands their suffering more than anyone and wants nothing more than for them to have peace.
Hollow who, after finally being freed, chooses to live a kind life. To be understanding and gentle.
Who has every right to be bitter and angry and closed off, but who, after finally receiving the opportunity to live, to actually live, chooses to find everything good left in the world that they fought so hard for.
Hollow who learns to love openly and to no longer be afraid.
Hollow who is eventually excited to be able to express love in small ways.
Hollow is stalwart and just. But kind.
Hornet who, despite everything that she went through, despite losing so much, nearly everything, continues to stand and to fight for life because it still matters to her.
Hornet who fights to honor those that she lost, especially her mother.
Hornet who is hesitant to be hopeful, but is hopeful anyway.
Hornet who is hesitant to form any friendships out of fear that she will lose them, But who longs for friendship, for family..
Hornet who is proud of her siblings, who loves them despite not wanting to, who feels guilt knowing that the fate of the kingdom must rely on them.
Hornet who will rush in to assist her siblings in their final battle, knowing that she may very well die.
Hornet who, after given the opportunity to be with her siblings again, wants nothing more than to help them heal. For them all to heal.
Hornet who loves and is loved in return.
Ghost and Hollow who love, and are loved in return.
A little broken family that understands each other, understands that nothing that happened to any of them was fair, and who forgive each other, who love each other because after all this time..
They finally can.
Not one of them is without their (sometimes severe) flaws. Not one of them isn't damaged after everything that has happened.
And still they choose love.
This quote by Mary Shelley captures my interpretations of the siblings perfectly.~
"Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it”
#I wrote this at 3 AM#No joke I woke up at 3 AM and somehow I ended up with this in my notes so I hope it makes sense#lol#I have been seeing a lot of different interpretations of each of these characters lately and I wanted to get mine out there i guess#It's interesting hearing other takes on these three.#But this is them#To me#its all about love for me guys#That's what's it's all about#hollow knight#hk hornet#hk ghost#hk thk#hk the knight#hk little ghost#hk the pure vessel#hk pv#hk thoughts
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Today's Seals Are: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (page contains constant screenshake, lag, flashing)
#The site has like 1000 total users but i am a big account so sorry to wikicamp2 users for potential userbase spike?#These are old inside jokes i dont know anything about i just stumbled into here looking for funny seal#seals#pinniped#daily#baikal seal#phocidae#Also they seem to have their own daily seal thing on the main page??? I have no idea if they took note from us or if we#ripped them off accidentally#wiki camp 2
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so-called tragedy enjoyers when bad things start happening to them—
#fresh from the river#this is the one and only post i am actually begging yall to blow up for me#because as i joked to my friend#‘maybe i can at least get a few thousand notes out of my misery’
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whomst wants to read my 10k word paper about how crozier and fitzjames are both driven by shame and their perceived societal stations and why once they’ve broken down their barriers with one another that makes them achieve an understanding of each other that is so deep and fucking gay it makes me sick to my stomach
#this is mostly a joke but i’m compiling a lot of notes and thought about this damn show lately and where else am I going to post them#the terror#fitzier#james fitzjames#francis crozier
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Hex React to you coming out as trans:
Letti: I have some contacts who can hook you up with hormones. You are being very brave. Quincy: Fam, come to me if you need to change out your wardrobe. Congrats on coming out. Amir: Just like my favourite manga, Stop Hibari Kun. Eleanor: Thank you for coming out, and don't worry, I would not have accidentally outed you. Aoi: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ TIME FOR A COMING OUT PARTY, if you are okay with that. Arthur: Okay.
#this is mostly a joke#warframe#leticia garcia#quincy isaacs#amir beckett#eleanor nightingale#aoi morohoshi#arthur nightingale#warframe 1999#Note: I am not being mean to Arthur if anything I like simple acceptance#Amir has spirit#writing mode
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