kai-the-lesbian

[kai-the-lesbian]

to be butch is divine

terfs fuck off

made in 2024

[kai-the-lesbian]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[kai-the-lesbian]

[kai-the-lesbian]

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

[kai-the-lesbian]

have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

[kai-the-lesbian]

Saw a post pointing out that the idea of a Saturday-Sunday weekend is in itself cultural Christianity being applied to the whole “secular” world, that in Israel the weekend is Friday-Saturday and in some Muslim-majority countries the weekend is Thursday-Friday or only Friday (in others it’s Friday-Saturday as well.)

Anyway to make a truly secular and inclusive world I propose a Monday-Wednesday work-week and a Thursday-Sunday weekend. I think anyone of any or no religion could all get behind this.

[kai-the-lesbian]

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

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[kai-the-lesbian]

2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

[kai-the-lesbian]

@ gaurav

[kai-the-lesbian]

i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

[kai-the-lesbian]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[kai-the-lesbian]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[kai-the-lesbian]

Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes

Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them

[kai-the-lesbian]

once every month with 20k notes: *person so chronically online they've looped* i think we should consider agreeing with the status quo