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gofancyninjaworld · 4 months ago
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"average alien invades at least one planet a lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average alien invades 0 planets per lifetime. Troublemaker Boros, who lives on a spaceship and invades 2 planets a decade, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Turns out, if you've met an alien, then you've met an alien.
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1rabong · 2 months ago
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Cranky Sai
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Doodless of everyday shenanigans
It’s a personal hc of mine that while Boros is a genius and can do a lot of things incredibly well, his cooking skills.. leave a lot to be desired.
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konjkitkatty · 6 months ago
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BOROS, MY GOD YIPPEE THEY’RE DONE THEY’RE DONE YAHOOO i can finally STOP ROTTING OVER THIS💕💕💕 weeheeheee
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kingslayerstew · 4 months ago
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better luck next time, ser jaime!
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devovas · 2 months ago
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Actual NASA footage of the moon landing 🌕 PATREON: patreon.com/devovas
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acaciusbride · 1 year ago
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Request Status: Open (Selective)
Pedro Pascal Characters I Write: Din Djarin , Joel Miller, Javier Peña, Oberyn Martell, Javi Gutierrez, Ezra (Prospect), Frankie Morales, Comandante Veracruz, Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels.
Gabriel Luna Characters I Write: Tommy Miller, Boro Polonia.
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Be My Future - Din x Reader (Breeding Kink)
Possessive!Din
Touch Starved Din
Teaching Din To Eat You Out
Take It - Dom! Din x Reader (Breeding Kink)
Over Eager, Inexperienced Din
Din Spanks You With His Belt
Din When You're Pregnant
What's In A Name? - Din Djarin x Named OC (SFW)
Din As A Girl Dad (SFW)
Domestic!Din x Teacher!Reader (SFW)
"I'm Not Wearing Underwear" - Prompt
Headcanons
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Jealousy, Jealousy - Jealous!Reader x Joel / Jealous!Reader x Tommy (Most Popular Fic!)
Jealousy, Jealousy (Part Two) - Jealous!Reader x Joel
Joel's Kinks
That's My Girl - Jealous, Possessive Joel x Reader
Differences Between Game!Joel & Show!Joel
Playing Rough - Joel x Reader (ft spanking & the knife handle).
Mine - Possessive!Reader x Joel
DBF! Joel Catching You Staring At His Arms
'Accidentally' Getting Joel A Shirt That's Too Small
DBF! Joel Has Enough Of Your Teasing
DBF! Joel With A Bratty Reader
Joel Sees Your Scars (SFW)
Seducing Joel
Joel Wants You In Sub Space
Oblivion - Joel x Reader (Established Consent / DubCon CW)
Breathe Through It - Joel x Anxious!Reader (SFW)
Pre Game - DBF!Joel x Confident!Reader
Plus Size Reader Is Reassured By Joel (SFW)
“We Have To Make This Quick” - Prompt
Joel When You’re Sick (Headcanons)
Curls - Jackson!Joel x AFAB!Reader
Honeypot - Joel “kisses it better”,
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Heat - Ezra x F!Reader
Taste - Ezra x F!Reader, short continuation of Heat
Ache - Ezra x AFAB Reader (Sex Pollen Fic)
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Jealousy, Jealousy (Alt Version)
Bedside Manner (TLOU2 Spoilers!)
Taboo
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Part One (SFW)
Part Two (SFW)
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Tennessee Nights (Part One)
Tennessee Nights (Part Two)
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Fall In Love In A Single Touch - modern!Oberyn (fluff & hurt/comfort)
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A Breath Of Fresh Air - (Dubcon Smut)
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alphamecha-mkii · 1 month ago
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Vader's Cockpit by Boros Zoltán and Szikszai Gábor
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dingus11111 · 9 months ago
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‼️HOTTIE ALERT‼️
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BORO SMUT <3
Includes: Sub!Bottom!Male reader, Dom!Top!Boro, Sadist!Boro, Masochist!Reader, CIA!Reader, bondage, sexual torture, nipple play, edging, BLOOD, choking, videotaping, butt plugs, impact play, CBT, subspace, biting, knife play, use of “sir” for Boro, and probably more shit.
DUB-CON/NON-CON
FEM/FEM ALIGNED DNI!!!!
VERY FUCKING LONG FIC BTW!!!
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SMACK!
A loud slap echoed the darkly lit, dingy, concrete room.
Your face was red and slightly swollen. You were half naked with your shirt off, but your pants and boxers were still on. You had a blindfold on, and couldn’t see anything.
Your breath hitched as a large hand grasped your cheeks and forced your face to lift up to face the man doing this to you.
“I’ll ask you again… What is your real name, and who are you working with?”
Your mouth wasn’t gagged, so you took this chance to show him that you would never tell him. You gathered as much spit in your mouth as you could manage and spat on his face, hoping you had hit him with it.
Unfortunately, you did hit him.. DIRECTLY in the face. This made him angry. REALLY angry.
He growled in aggravation before stepping back to think about his next move.
After a minute or so, he took off your blindfold. As the blindfold fell to the floor, you looked up at your captor. The well known Boro Polonia had you tied up to a chair and at his mercy.
He quickly grabbed a gag from the table next to him, and put it on you.
“You’re cute for an traitor. Since you didn’t answer my questions, I believe I’ll have to use… harsher… methods.” Boro smirked softly.
You raised a brow, curious as to what he meant. That curiosity was wiped off of your face as he punched your jaw to knock you out. Everything went black and your body went limp.
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Your eyes flickered open. You felt cold. Too cold. A shiver ran through your body before you really started to take in your surroundings.
Your hands were chained to the ceiling, and you were stripped naked.
You began to feverishly look around and thrash at your confines. A cry for help escaped your lips, but it was muffled due to the gag in your mouth.
After a minute or more of struggling, you heard footsteps. Your eyes darted to the person who had entered the room.
It was Boro.
He approached you agonizingly slow, allowing you to take in the fact that his eyes were on your body.
You began to struggle again, screaming against the gag.
Boro chuckled at your anger and fear. His hand caressed your torso, starting at your sternum and making his way down to your lower abdomen. Your breath hitched as his hand got dangerously close to your flaccid dick.
He looked down and then back up at your face, a smug grin painted on his.
“Now, let’s begin…” He strode over to a table next to where you were confined and grabbed something.
The room was too dimly lit for you to tell what it was. As he leisurely strolled back to his spot before he moved, you noticed multiple objects in his hand. You shook your head in objection and began to wiggle again.
“Shut up!” He yelled as he slapped you across the face hard. A muffled groan fell from your lips. A small amount of what felt like electricity rushed to your penis.
“Good..” Boro continued.
He began to show off the items that were in his hand.
“A whip to pry information out of you… A sounding rod for later, and lastly..” He smiled.
“A knife.” His eyes burned holes into your body, causing the slightest blush to appear on your cheeks.
Your cock was now half hard and Boro liked that. He smirked, enjoying seeing you like this, and even starting to grow hard himself.
After a minute or so of him peering at your body, he stepped back and put two of the three items down on the table. The object remaining in his grasp was none other than the whip.
“I’m going to remove your gag, and you will tell me what you know. If you do not comply, I will hurt you until you do.” Boro announced with a straight face.
He walked up to you and removed your gag. Spit dripped out of your mouth due to being gagged for so long.
You noticed that the whip in his hand was not a normal whip. It was a type that was designed for torture and could even kill you in severe cases. It had metal beads at the end that were followed by some knots as well. You shivered slightly.
“Tell me what you know.” He said coldly.
You glared at him before speaking.
“Even if I knew, I wouldn’t tell you anything.”
His brow furrowed.
“So be it.” He muttered.
CRACK!
The first lash of the whip ran diagonally across your torso, leaving a deep-ish gash. Blood trickled from the wound, staining the concrete floor below you. You were paralyzed in shock. Nothing could come out of your mouth. Not a single sound. Tears welled up in your eyes from the pain.
WUH-PSHH!
Another lash. Another wound across your torso. The pain was immense, and for some reason.. your cock was fully hard. The pain of the whip and the shame of being hard mixed together causing your mind to spiral. You couldn’t tell him what he wanted to know, yet you wanted this to stop. To stop your shame. Your pain. Your pleasure that felt wrong to feel. Tears trickled down your face and your mouth opened.
“Please stop… no more! I- I’ll tell you what you want to know…”
You closed your eyes in guilt. You were betraying the CIA.
Boro paced up to you and looked down and your hard dick.
“Hmm.. It seems that, deep down, you want me to keep going.” He snickered.
You shook your head rapidly, clearly signaling that you didn’t want to be whipped again.
“I’ll tell you what you want to know.. just please no more whipping.” You cried.
Boro smiled at this.
“Go on. Tell me.”
You nodded. ‘I’m sorry everybody.’ You thought.
“My name is M/N L/N.. and I work for the CIA.”
Boro looked extremely pleased as you said this.
“Good boy…” He praised as he brought one of his hands over your whip lashes.
You winced in pain, yet your cock twitched and leaked a bead of precum. He noticed this and chuckled.
“You like the pain, don’t you M/N?” He teased as he brought his finger tips down your dick and lightly touched the tip.
A soft moan escaped your lips as he did so. He grinned and began to stroke you.
“Fuck.. Ngh…” You gasped out.
“I think you deserve a reward for betraying your colleagues.” Boro suggested.
He then stopped stroking your dick and stepped to the left of you. On the wall, there was a lever that caused the chains confining you to suspend you slightly. He pulled the lever and that caused you to fall to the ground. You groaned slightly. He walked over to you and unshackled your hands. He quickly pulled out some handcuffs and cuffed your hands together.
“Good.. Now, time for your reward.” A sweet, but slightly menacing smile appeared on his face.
“Kneel.” Boro ordered.
You obeyed, not wanting to be whipped again. Your eyes widened when you realized what he was doing. He unbuckled his belt and then unzipped his pants. There was a massive bulge in his boxers. Your breathing got faster as you eyed his clothed cock.
He pulled over a chair that was close to him. He took off his boxers before sitting down. His cock was huge. He was about 8 inches and girthy. He noticed the surprise in your eyes and laughed.
“You know what to do, M/N.”
A smirk was painted on his face as you attempted to crawl to get closer to him. Your hands were cuffed behind your back. You breathed shakily before licking the underside from the base to the tip. You then began to kiss and lick at the tip. A groan escaped Boro’s lips. As you started to bob your head up and down on his length, you brought your hands up to stroke what you couldn’t suck. He didn’t like this and growled. He tapped your cheek a few times and you stopped sucking. Once he had your attention, he spoke.
“Ah ah ah.. No hands.” He nodded in acceptance as you continued to suck him off, this time with no hands.
Eventually, he wanted to feel more of your throat, but you wouldn’t go any further. He tangled a hand into your hair, and gripped it. He pushed down on your head so that you took him all the way to the base. Your nose was shoved into his trimmed pubic hair. You moaned softly. Boro smirked and continued to face fuck you. Your eyes rolled back into your head as you gagged here and there. After a few minutes, you learned to relax your throat and breathe through your nose. A loud groan left Boro’s mouth as he had came into your mouth. He didn’t pull his dick out of your throat.
“Swallow all of it. You will take what I give you with appreciation for it.”
You swallowed all of his cum. The salty and bitter taste staying on your tongue, but for some reason, you wanted more.
Once he was satisfied, he pulled his cock out of your mouth. He was still half hard. You looked up at him, waiting for his next move.
He got up and stripped himself of his remaining clothes; that being his shirt. You blushed hard as you saw his defined biceps and toned abs.
“Get up.”
You obeyed. Once you were up, he nudged you over to the table that had numerous…devices… on it. He pushed them away and laid you on it. After he made sure that you were secure on the table, he grabbed a camera he pushed out of the way before. He set it up on a stand behind you so that when your face hung off the table, it would catch your face. And not just that, it would get EVERYTHING.
Boro walked back to his spot beforehand and smiled.
“Hello.” He greeted the camera.
“As you can see, I have one of your agents here.”
As you heard those words, you flushed in embarrassment. He was going to send this video to the CIA. The camera could see your body. Your hard cock. Your blushing face.
“For every minute that you do not rescue him, I will test his limits. I will push past them and ultimately break them.”
As he finished his sentence, you cried out. He had suddenly pushed his dick inside of you without any prep or lube whatsoever. You wanted to cover your mouth and stop the moans spilling from it, but your hands were handcuffed behind your back.
You moaned in both pain and pleasure as he began to thrust in and out.
“I don’t know.. I don’t think you should rescue him. He seems to be enjoying this.” Boro snickered.
His hands held your thighs apart and pushed them back as he fucked you in a standing missionary position.
“Aaahh… fuck.. Boro!~” You couldn’t help but moan his name.
He smirked at this.
“He’s really enjoying this.” He said to the camera.
Suddenly, he pulled out, and flipped you so that you were bent over the table. You looked confused as he did this.
“Wha-“ You were cut off as he thrusted back inside of you harshly.
He pounded into you, and the camera caught all of your faces of ecstasy. Your eyes rolled back as he hit your prostate.
It felt so fucking good for being so fucking wrong.
You started to go into subspace. Only being able to focus on the pleasure. His large dick and the way it felt inside of you. Drool seeped from your open mouth.
SMACK
He spanked you hard. This immediately woke you up from your trance. Your cock twitched from the pain.
“We’re going try something fun, okay?” He chuckled.
You couldn’t see behind you as he picked up a knife that was moved to the side and a sounding rod. He was nice enough to lube up the sounding rod before putting it against your tip. Your eyes widened as you realized what it was.
“W-wait!!” You begged.
He disregarded your please for mercy as he shoved it into your urethra in one go. You screamed in pain, only the slightest bit of pleasure filling the back of your head.
You breathed heavily, thinking it was over as he began to fuck you again. Boy, were you wrong…
Remember the knife he picked up? Well, he’s gonna use it.
As he continued to plow into your tight ass, he brought the knife up to your lower back.
“Want me to make you mine, baby?” He asked quietly so that the camera wouldn’t pick up the noise.
You nodded, thinking he would cum inside of your or something among the lines.
He grinned maliciously as he slowly began to carve the name “Boro,” into your lower back.
“FUCK!” You screamed in agony.
Tears of pure pain streamed down your face. It hurt so fucking bad, but something about it had you feeling just a smidge closer to your orgasm.
You breathed heavily with occasional whimpers and moans echoing from your exhausted body.
Boro felt himself getting close as well. The knot in your stomach grew as you realized that you had a sounding rod in your dick. You took it upon yourself to beg.
“Please, sir.. Please let me cum!” You begged him.
“You may cum once I have finished.” He responded.
A small gasp left his lips, signaling his upcoming orgasm.
After a few more thrusts, he pushed as deep as he could inside of you and came.
“Fuck..” He groaned as he continued to fuck you through his orgasm.
You felt his hand creep towards your dick and start to teasingly tug on the sounding rod. He repeatedly pulled it halfway out and then quickly pushed it back in causing your hole to clench around his cock tightly. Eventually, he pulled it out and you came hard. Cum spurted out of your twitching dick as your back arched. You screamed out his name in doing so. A pleased smile spread across his face.
You breathed heavily once your orgasm was over.
“You think we’re done?” He asked, rasing a brow.
You gasped as he pulled out and quickly shoved a butt plug inside of you to keep his cum from spilling out. He then lifted you up onto the table so that you faced the camera. His hands then snaked around your torso towards their target.
Your nipples.
He began to pinch, tug, flick, and roll them.
It felt so odd, but so good at the same time. Your cock started to harden again. You wished you could hide your face from the camera.
Boro saw this pinched your nipples particularly hard and choked you, causing you to moan loudly.
He addressed the camera.
“Is this the type of employees you hire for the CIA? Sluts who can’t get enough of what they are given?”
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FINALLY!! THAT WAS SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR A MONTH AND A HALF.
ANYWAYS, THANK YOU FOR READING!! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND DON’T HESITATE TO REQUEST THINGS!!
-Charlie <3
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boingyboro · 7 months ago
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go go gadget simon shitposts
do not repost without credit thanks also don't tag as kin/me these are drawings of me, a simon introject
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ghelgheli · 7 months ago
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of course the criticisms of sanctions that fault them only for "harming the people and not the leaders" are themselves myopic liberalism. first, for the limp concession that there is something to be punished here in the first place, you're just doing it wrong. shoulda stuck to bombing political offices eh? but second for the hagiographic separation of the "leaders" from the "people". where do you think leaders come from? how do you think their motives are formed? the nature of the masses, of the tudeh, is that each head not only can but necessarily must be regrown from its countless numbers.
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h0rr0rb0r0s · 8 months ago
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mr butter roll let me take you to red robin
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1rabong · 2 months ago
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Boros courts Sai
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konjkitkatty · 3 months ago
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He weeps for he is mothers most unloved child by circumstances out of his own control
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bitchy-rakdos-enchanter · 12 days ago
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So when the Legion beats a fellow cultist in the street, it is called "justice."
But when I create an artistic display in real time using a Legionnaire's soft and squishy bits, it's a "criminal disruption of the peace" and a "crime against basic decency" and vomit-inducing, apparently.
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autoboros · 8 months ago
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Assortment of random squids
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zegalba · 2 years ago
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PROLETA RE ART: Uroboros Repaired Denim Jeans Made with Handwoven Japanese Fabric From The Late 1800's (2022)
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