#Boros

[1rabong]

Cranky Sai

Doodless of everyday shenanigans

It’s a personal hc of mine that while Boros is a genius and can do a lot of things incredibly well, his cooking skills.. leave a lot to be desired.

[10ve1ess]

loving gaze.

i had some silly little scribbles but i thought they're too lazy to post

[faceless-dude]

[average-ravnican]

So, a thought I’ve had: how many people do you think have died trying to have sex with their guild leaders?

Before any guild members say the actual numbers, I wanna guess.

Azorius: definitely not 0. The sphinx would kill you for suggesting it, but it’s probably safer with Lavina now. She’d just punch you.

Boros: Aurelia would probably kill you for suggesting it, but if she suggested it, then I think it would be intense. Hot, even.

Dimir: …. To be honest, I don’t know who their guild leader is and I’m assuming that’s the way they like it.

Golgari: I don’t see anyone trying to have sex with the liches, that being said, how many people do you think approached Vraska?

Gruul: honestly, all of their guild leaders have seemed like they would. It may kill you, but they wouldn’t kill you for suggesting it.

Izzet: Niv-Mizzet, probably an uncountable number of charred researchers who never even got close. Ral zerrek; I don’t think he would kill you, his husband, however would kill you and make you work off the debt you incurred as a ghost.

Orhzov: I don’t think anyone wants to fuck the council of ghost capitalists. And I mean, aren’t a big polycule? Only reason I could see for the council to hang out eternally.

Rakdos: uncountable number of charred people who did get it.

Simic: I mean. I don’t know a ton about the Simic guild leaders. But if you’re into changing your genes, I imagine you’re into both the magic and the mundane ways of doing it.

Selesnya: I… I can’t imagine trying to have sex with Trostani. They’re a tree. What are you gonna do? Pollinate them?

[firemane-angel]

HAIL, MORTALS.

I am known as Marianthe, and my aim is to bring justice to the people of the multiverse. I acquired this device whilst traveling through the area known as "Omenport", and have decided to make myself available to those who have need of me. There are many who need help, and this is another avenue for me to reach them.

I have been residing in the plane known as "Thunder Junction" for some time, for as much as I accomplish, there are still many people in need. Still, despite my best efforts, many find me frightening, and those who don't have attempted to rob me or attack me. Despite this, my faith in my cause remains as strong as it ever has. I will help these people, even if I must drag them kicking and screaming into the light of peace.

Regardless, I understand a greeting is customary in this place. In the common parlance, Howdy, y'all.

[grissaecrim]

2025 is her year cause it’s the year of the snake.

[azorius-eloquence]

I love Ravnica. Theyre my children.

[jupebox]

Jacqueline has a situationship with a cocky Boros soldier named Seraphine who keeps horning in on her crime scenes. She’s a top tier bitch but, tragically, she’s also super hot. She may also have dumped Jacqueline in session 1. Sighs.

Anyway she’s not usually running around Ravnica “dressed” like this but she did pose for the Boros charity calendar last year. Jacqueline does own a copy. No, that’s not how or why their situationship started. It’s complicated 🫠

Drawn entirely because I saw these beautiful corsets and said oh no those are so Boros-coded and then couldn’t stop myself from making poor life choices. Just like Jacqueline, tbh

[onerabong]

So I just made a very important discovery

Boros is nearly twice the size of Saitama in height- but look at his waist

It’s the same size. With the armor.

Boros canonically has a babygirl waist and no i will never let this go

[titheabsolution]

Oomfies. Someone just confessed to murder in the confessional and idk if I should call the legion about it, because

1. I paid an oath of confidentiality and to keep the confessors names anonymous when I took my Rite of Debt.

2. The Boros have been trying to get my church shut down for some time, so I don’t know if I can trust them.

3. They killed a guildless and idk if thats legally murder.

[1rabong]

Boros courts Sai

[orcawardseal]

he's heeeere o.o

[underthegates]

There are two primary challenges one must face when interacting with the Boros. Firstly, they tend to act now and think later. Second, once their mind is made up it is tremendously difficult to reason with them. On to general tips. This first one is more common sense, but you should always be armed when going into the dense regions where Boros patrols are common. I recommend keeping some kind of dagger at least, walking sticks are an excellent choice too. Ideally though, you will want a weapon that can be used to Parry a blade if needed. they don't even have to be obvious either! Small knives or daggers can easily be disguised as accessories like hair ornaments, or simply concealed in ruffles or bunches of fabric.

Firstly: when interacting with a Boros never backpedal. The culture of the Boros Legion places conviction second only to justice. if you demonstrate that you believe in something (so long as that something isn't too far removed from their own moral code) they're often going to treat you with more respect than they would otherwise. Second: When possible, try to keep interactions near groups of people. the Boros are trained to consider collateral damage to some extent, being near a crowd overall makes them significantly less likely to resort to violence. Though, it is possible that things escalate anyways despite your best effort. If this happens you're going to want to defend to the best of your ability and start telling them things like your name, your hobbies, favorite foods, and what you liked to do as a child. very personal details about yourself. The idea here is to replace the vague evil figure they have of you in your their, with an actual person who has a life, family, and whom it may be morally unacceptable to cut down.

[average-ravnican]

A warning to all ravnicans, but especially those who spend time in the undercity or the sewers and storm drains

There is a group of people smuggling in weapons and other supplies from Omenpaths. We know at least some of them are guild members, and they stash their supplies in various dead drops. Be careful if you see any surface guild member (such as an Azorius or Boros) doing things alone in the undercity. These people will jump to lethal force immediately to try to keep their ring out of sight.

I would appreciate any information you all get, as my injuries are preventing me from doing a lot of ground work here.

[divisionull]

☝︎Screen capture of mobile game of opm. They showed me these inspiring combinations recently(believe it or not, they're all coincidence).

Drive Knight with tentacles: Drive Knight + Geryuganshoop

Boros with ultiplied arms and swords: Boros + Subterranean King

I tried to remember how to draw while doing these pieces, since I've been away from drawing for decades. Instead, I was struggling to create figures again. Within several days, I will show the consequence!

[que-yang]

🤗