#Boros

[relentless-gruul-siegeseer]

Well, no time like the present, eh?

Some people seem to get really confused about what my deal is. "Spinxes aren't supposed to join the Gruul!" this, and "You speak too eloquently to be a Gruul" that.

Well here's your chance to have all that cleared up, ask me anything!*

*You may ask anything, but that doesn't mean you are safe from the consequences of being an asshole about asking something.

[1rabong]

Cranky Sai

Doodless of everyday shenanigans

It’s a personal hc of mine that while Boros is a genius and can do a lot of things incredibly well, his cooking skills.. leave a lot to be desired.

[bitchy-rakdos-enchanter]

So when the Legion beats a fellow cultist in the street, it is called "justice."

But when I create an artistic display in real time using a Legionnaire's soft and squishy bits, it's a "criminal disruption of the peace" and a "crime against basic decency" and vomit-inducing, apparently.

[faceless-dude]

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

The Azorius has precognition mages. The problem is they are in a constant arms race with the other guilds trying to stop them from divining shit.

The Dimir(allegedly) are the best and most direct at fucking with divination magic, particularly when combined with the use of memory magic.

The Gruul are surprisingly the next best because their druids LITERALLY MOVE THE STARS which has a HUGE effect on divination magic. Their lack of intention and organization usually makes them easier to predict in more conventional manners, though.

The Izzet utilize chaos and storm magic which naturally disrupts divination attempts.

The Simic and Golgari rely on older obfuscation tricks to avoid scrying.

The Rakdos frustrate divination by not disrupting it at all. They simply make the spotlight so large so as to be useless in determining a specific course of action.

The Boros officially do not prevent divination. If you have nothing to hide, why be scared. But ohohohohoho do they come to the other guilds more than you'd think.

The Selesnya have divination blocked entirely, and even I have no idea how.

The Orzhov just bribe the divination mages. There's no trick to it they just bribe the ones they can and kill the ones they can't.

The thing I miss most about working for the Izzet was the Storm Count. See, there's only so much raw mana you can imbue into a system before it literally starts affecting the weather. Anytime we exceeded this level, the Storm Count, it was either allow a chaos storm go fly about the 10th district, or direct that magic. My favorite was to summon a fuck ton of dragons that would dissipate after the storm went away, leaving the tenth district in ruins anyway.

Then we'd go out for brats.

Place I work now never seems to have cause for celebration. Barely even cause for appreciation. Makes sense though, since it's the kind of job that tends to make for emotionally stunted individuals. Luckily my developments in sleep magic have made my conscience a bit lighter.

[sincitysunset]

[azorius-eloquence]

Saw an Azorius Lawmage and Boros Legionnaire fight in the street today. Ignoring the fact that this is severely in violation of Code A-5 of Ravnican Guild Intermingling Behaviors 2nd Edition, I did guiltily watch for far longer than I should have. Is this why The Rakdos are so obsessed with watching violence? It’s…cleansing.

[orcawardseal]

he's heeeere o.o

[relentless-gruul-siegeseer]

Your call really. The Gruul can appreciate a good explosion.

Anyone else in Ravnica going to the Ghirapur Grand Prix in a few months? Planning on going, but I don’t wanna offend any of the Avishkari people.

Anyone know any taboos or anything to avoid making a fool of myself. And if anyone wants tickets to the Grand Prix, I know a guy who knows a guy.

[divisionull]

☝︎Screen capture of mobile game of opm. They showed me these inspiring combinations recently(believe it or not, they're all coincidence).

Drive Knight with tentacles: Drive Knight + Geryuganshoop

Boros with ultiplied arms and swords: Boros + Subterranean King

I tried to remember how to draw while doing these pieces, since I've been away from drawing for decades. Instead, I was struggling to create figures again. Within several days, I will show the consequence!

[que-yang]

🤗

[booster-howlpack]

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Master Warcraft by Boros Zoltán and Szikszai Gábor

[average-ravnican]

So, a thought I’ve had: how many people do you think have died trying to have sex with their guild leaders?

Before any guild members say the actual numbers, I wanna guess.

Azorius: definitely not 0. The sphinx would kill you for suggesting it, but it’s probably safer with Lavina now. She’d just punch you.

Boros: Aurelia would probably kill you for suggesting it, but if she suggested it, then I think it would be intense. Hot, even.

Dimir: …. To be honest, I don’t know who their guild leader is and I’m assuming that’s the way they like it.

Golgari: I don’t see anyone trying to have sex with the liches, that being said, how many people do you think approached Vraska?

Gruul: honestly, all of their guild leaders have seemed like they would. It may kill you, but they wouldn’t kill you for suggesting it.

Izzet: Niv-Mizzet, probably an uncountable number of charred researchers who never even got close. Ral zerrek; I don’t think he would kill you, his husband, however would kill you and make you work off the debt you incurred as a ghost.

Orhzov: I don’t think anyone wants to fuck the council of ghost capitalists. And I mean, aren’t a big polycule? Only reason I could see for the council to hang out eternally.

Rakdos: uncountable number of charred people who did get it.

Simic: I mean. I don’t know a ton about the Simic guild leaders. But if you’re into changing your genes, I imagine you’re into both the magic and the mundane ways of doing it.

Selesnya: I… I can’t imagine trying to have sex with Trostani. They’re a tree. What are you gonna do? Pollinate them?

[1rabong]

Boros courts Sai

[bitchy-rakdos-enchanter]

Look, I'm not saying Aurelia is hot because, ugh, Boros.

But I am saying she is hotter than three Gobhobbler Rats fucking in a wool sock.