#not to sell or anything. just for Me
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stray sod on your dash what crimes will he commit
#found another thing i drew and immediately forgot abt.. my boy...#i kinda unironically wanna make a sticker of this#not to sell or anything. just for Me#hilda the series#hilda netflix#art tag#stray sod#loam#dirt patch
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Im pondering buying a bunch of these and then going to the craft store to get beads and string for custom tama straps
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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.
Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.
And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here
I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill
#I saw someone saying that ford calls bill this master manipulator that uses mind tricks to get his way#but ford is just socially inept and desperate for validation from his muse that he just#falls for it insanely easily#ford and fidds being all like “BEWARE BILL - HE’LL TRY TRICK YOU!! HE’S DANGEROUS!!”#and little Stan is confused like “you mean that guy who tried to convince me to sell you out for like knowledge or whatever?”#remember - Stan is literally the one who tells dipper how to defeat Bill in their first fight with him#he’s also the one to finally beat him at the end#and the only one NOT to make a deal with Bill#I reckon even as a kid he wouldn’t give his brother up for anything.#my art#ask#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#bill cipher
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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What do you think about wally with fangs ewe?
F I n a. L l y, an excuse to draw him with dientes-
feels very cursed but honestly it looks good on the ol puppet smhhh
Lil doodles of the ol goblin-
Every time I look at reference photos for Howdy I get all happy kicking my feet in the air giggling smhh
#Welcome home#welcome how wally#Wally darling#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#i used to get that kinda bread a lot as a wee smol child#However I never really focused on eating the bread part? It was always too hard for me#I’d mostly just eat the sugar (making sure to eat it with said bread so at least I ate some of it JHDDHD)#Now days I never really eat anything sweet#My go to is always them breads with the cheese and jalapeño in em#M y g o l l y I crave em#Sadly my stores don’t sELL EM MUCH ANYMORE ITS INCREDIBLY RARE TO FIND EMMMMMM#If I’m lucky I’d find ones with just cheese smh
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girls who go 🧍
#(+ obligatory Fern Pout. i think it's the grumbly noise she makes that really sells it but i still had to draw it)#been thinking about this with melody for a while#& was inspired to throw fern in the mix when i saw her standing there like a telephone pole during her third exam#hunter x hunter#hxh#melody hxh#senritsu#sousou no frieren#fern frieren#(middle right is a manga panel redraw btw)#as much as i love dressing up melody in cute outfits & poses one thing i really love about her in canon is how a lot of the time#she's just kinda standing there in her signature potato sack dress#she wears dresses/feminine clothing but isn't really the “girly” type like bisky or palm#nor a Kickass Fight Girl™ but is still competent enough to participate in the plot#she values things like emotions music healing and protecting people without being “soft uwu Team Heart girl”#and not a mom/sister figure even with kacho or neon where she's in the position of protecting a younger girl#i know this word doesn't really mean anything but to my brain she's just *normal*#a depiction of femininity that i vibe with more than many others i guess#to some extent i feel that with fern too even if she's a bit more. well.#let's just say i spent two minutes in the fern tag and the amount of anime tiddies in there does not surprise me in the least
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I animated a trailer for my webcomic and it took forever
Please look!
#I know I made this a while ago but yknow what#it took me so long#let me repost it LOL#it's one of those things like. I SPENT THIS LONG ON IT IM GONNA-#I'm really happy with it!#does it explain anything. no#does it get the vibes#absolutely#I dont have anything I'm trying to sell you or anything it's all free#IDK why I'm interested all of a sudden in getting ppl to read#I think it's just hiatus has been really long and I'm like ok I'm starting to ramp back up into return probably soon and so I should really#like. I should really get goin on that#and be sure people know it. exists. and will be back
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The audacity of well established bands to only sell merch for their most recent album. You bastards, you fiends, your peak popularity was in 2007, sell me a tshirt with old album art for the love of god.
#my stuff#every band i like is fucking ALLERGIC to letting me represent their greatest hits#like im sorry starset but Transmissions was a royal flush#im sorry 3DG but OneX was a royal flush and Human's cover art FUCKED#my lords powerwolf please please please let me pay you 1 million dollar for Best of the Blessed tshirt just because it goes hard#breaking benjamin and trivium sell me literally ANY decent merch i SWEAR!!!!!!!!!#HOW is trivium not selling a shirt from the Sin and the Sentence#MISSED opportunity#emo#three days grace#<- tagging the boys specifically bc im fighting for my life to rep anything besides the Explosions album (sucked imo)
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oh stickers are currently on sale in my redbubble shop, by the way
#if any of you even care--#ive had a redbubble shop for ages i just havent bothered to upload anything new for a hot second#but enough people have asked for stickers that you know what now theres stickers#id like to maybe consider someday making like? keychains or something like. to sell on an individual lvl#rather than just selling through redbubble. but for now redbubble is nice because it takes no extra effort from me#maybe after the holidays or smth i will consider idk#anyway#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#tmnt 2018#tmnt 2k18#rottmnt au#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rise donnie#rise donatello#donniesona#fidgetwing#rottmnt art#rottmnt merch
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“i’d rather lose both arms than you” wait… do you have that panel…
Batman #13
#this issue is actually sad and reminds me of robin year one#bc bruce fires dick and pretends like he doesn't need him (he does this bc he heard some goons were gonna kill robin--he wants dick safe)#and he's basically like ''welp maybe we'll run into each other again one day dick'' and he also breaks dick's robin picture#so anyway dick's like fuck bruce i don't want his money or his home or anything#so he goes to live on the street and he sells his communicator for money so he can eat#and he's looking for a job so he can support himself#and he also thinks batman has a new partner (he doesn't--bruce is just carrying a robin dummy around)#as if dick didn't already have enough abandonment issues amiright?#so anyway bruce's intentions were good but he went about it in such a horrible way that he abandoned dick entirely#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson#anon
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nothing to boil the blood in the morning quite like coming across an etsy page of AI generated furry adopts and going "okay, well, surely no one's *buying* these seven fingered airbrushed freaks," but, alas. almost 600 sales. making literal hundreds of dollars off of stolen work. fuck off and blow up.
#moo.txt#im still sleep deprived and this is actually making me want to bite ppl in half#just fucking spit on the artist while youre at it why dont you#for fucking shame to the 500+ people buying this garbage.#posting this to my art blog bc my stance on ai is very harshly the equivalent of stealing someones lineart and selling it with even less#effort#generating say. funny mario smoke a blunt is VERY different from generating art from stolen work#and fucking selling it like you did anything but type a prompt into a box#fuck OFF fuck off#aaarurugh#scum of the earth. suck my dick and balls from behind
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#volo#pokemon volo#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#while looking up references i saw someone say they thought volo was one of the ugliest pokemon characters and i actually got kinda sad lol#he's just a little guy#your friendly merchant... that never sells you anything#but a curious history buff who shares little tidbits with you - and for free! what a thoughtful guy#i do this thing on twitter where i'll post a close-up wip with emoji/s as hints as to who i'm drawing and his was the piano keys emoji ;^)#please don't be fooled by this third consecutive daily upload i promise this level of productivity is unheard of from me#idk what's going on either#just 4 to go :O#my art
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alien emoji
#ts4#simblr#ts4 edit#ts4 render#sims 4#myedits#AUverse#bow#dhestyn#kelly#sue#gaston#good news i didn't forget how to make things#this still isn't the band edit i had planned to do but idk it's kind of fun i guess#i used the blender compositor for some of the effects :-)#looking at it now it kind of ended up being an unintentional remake of that one bandAU edit i did forever ago#i never did like that one#the lighting was. not good.#but anyway! look at me posting my other OCs for once!#stella & marky are not in the band but#stella sells merch for them at their shows & marcus very lovingly tells them how much their music sucks#btw they actually are a band in canon. they perform in their high school talent show & everything#they don't get big at all though & they kind of just... give up on it after a while#kel is the only one out of the 5 of em who actually knows anything about making music#so they were doomed from the start really#this AU is literally the exact same as canon but they get mildly famous#probably played at warped tour or something when that was still a thing lol
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Deliciously in dungeon, that is 👀
But also, the way that Dunmeshi progressively descends full on into horror and disturbing content is such a mood.
#Maybe it’s just me but I got into it under the impression that it was going to be fantasy comedy about cooking and on one hand it is#But on the other there are moments like the goat scene#You know what I’m talking about#Dungeon Meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#mithrun#the canaries#dungeon meshi goat#the vvitch#as usual my apologies if anything like this has been made already#all I could think of while reading this bit was the end of the vvitch though#Perhaps if a goat offers to fulfill your wishes you should politely decline#Just saying#Lesson one in talking goat interactions#Do not sell your soul or desires#Goats will eat that sh*t up
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play dentist
#caligosto loboto#dr loboto#but specifically wayyy younger#psychonauts#trainofthought#things that will make sense to me specifically and also close friends. i thinj#kind of rough but i dont care#umm 911? my dentist is being Really Fucking Weird 🫣🫣🫣🫣#skirt because it said so. i happened. i was there. i was the dentist#holy crap i forgot the nose bridhe. of the glssses. oh fudge.. ummm… 2 late 😇#i was looking up refference images. Why are they just. selling dental equipment on amazon..???#like. for personal use.#Thats…. Not Okay…. I think.#praying that i got everything labeled right#blood tw#<-kind of..?? its more implied if anything#every day my vintage effects get more and more aggressive#soon you will barely be able to see my artwork it will just be noise /j#the hardest part about posting art is convincing myself to post it…#whavery… the internet has to deal with my sillyness and i will simply not care
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gonna have to deal with people missing the point of louis singing 1d songs in festivals... don't get me started on the other covers
#festivals is for exposure#once again: festival is for exposure!!!!#for the people that know him only from the band its like oh its him? let me check him out#for the indie ppl that he wants to appeal to its like: oh isnt this from [band]? let me check this dude's redemption of it#why must it be said every time!!!!!#same thing can be said even for tour#have we not seen the clip go viral on the first time he said 505?#and people will be buying tickets to hear a 1d song live out of nostalgia even if they dont know much of louis' own stuff#and come out of there thinking hm i actually enjoyed his as well#thats the way it goes#it doesnt say anything about his solo abilities and he's not selling himself short#there will always be people that are there not fully entirely for all of his songs either#it happens to mainstream artists and their big hits#the way this fandom want to complain about everythinggggggg#edit: sorry this isnt direct shade#i just have to see it multiple times everywhere because i update dailytomlinson 💀#last one add because AJSKAK truly irates me#stop trying to make this as some hard task for him that he's only doing it because he's not as big or something#i promise you he doesnt need you fuming over this my god#i know its mostly pettiness disguised as a real constructive opinion over how louis manages his career or whatever#but my god. arent we tired of focusing on the stupidest things? end rant
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