#not to mention thos languages that give WORDS their gender

[tunguszka20]

Me, adding my pronouns to my Discord profile: ő

[dellinah]

I know I literally made this but it’s still the fault of everyone else in this thread not mine

(mostly @wolfman-al​ whose fanart reminded me of this meme)

anyway we were robbed etc etc

I saw some really cute fanart of Maid Marian as a lioness and I just had to do this edit. (◕ ω ◕)

[complete-clownery]

I just want them to be friends 🐵

Btw i'm watching the whole series rn, after episode 14 I have a vague idea of whats going on but I dont understand a word, not to mention I sped the whole thing up to get it over quicker so its funny af

~SPOILER~

But yeah so far im at episode 30 and ik it doesnt make a whole lot of sense since we didn't see Jade Rabbit and Macaque interact that much, but in my head in the begining of the series they became really good friends after the "ears incident", but after Wukong left, bc of Macaque declinening mental health they just sowly fell further and further appart and jade rabbit didn't understand why was this and could only see her friend's worsening condition and do nothing about it (and this happened in thd course of 7 years cuz even tho in the series it doesnt seem that long in the book Wukong was away for 7 years, and I'd like to think thats the case here too)((I mean maybe a bit longer than 7 years cuz there was also that vilage he spent maybe 5(???) years in learning human behavior and language but im too lazy to search it out of my book, so +/- 10 years))

Also I think even tho Macaque was mad and was a jelous little bitch, Wukong leaving only made things worse for him, feeling betrayed even more and left behind on top of all that other shit that was going on inside his head

Its so funny to me how every Six Eared Macaque adaptation is getting majorly fucked up (he got posessed in both series lmfao)

Oh and obviously I have transed their gender, I think maybe nobody noticed or educated them (cuz (other head canon) he was adopted by the monkey clan since in the original book (jttw) hes also a celestial primate just like the stone monkey, without parents) so everyone thougt they were a boy for some reason, but everyone was really suprised after puberty began to hit Macaque

Tho that didn't made the clan treat him differently cuz nobody really cared and Macaque doesnt give a flying fuck about it either

I also think it would be funny, when Wukong returned he would notice Macaques chest and just casualy ask him how did he got those (he wasnt really educated on the subhect either) and Macaque would be like: "no idea. You didn't get any?" and both of them would be really confused

Later Jade Rabbit gave them a little lesson about it

So yeah even tho I dont understand this serie at all i think its cool af, enjoying it a lot 😎👍

[ayoharuko]

Love and Deepspace: Boyfriend Headcanons ♡

I really need to start writing more Zanye stuff considering his my type in so many ways, don't get me wrong but I love all of them, however. Zayne was the one who pulled me into the game and made me stay :3

Again, most of the headcanons may or may not be already canon in game. But do not worry, I do have originals I've thought off :3

Reader here is Gender Neutral (They/Them)

If you haven't seen Xavier's part its here!

Warning: Some Spoilers from his Myths and minor swearing.

Reminder: The character belongs to INFOLD/ its respective creators; this is all just fictional work so please try to not take these too seriously :)

♡ Now, we all know that our favorite Doctor loves sweets right? I feel like in his feel time, aka when he doesn't have work and takes a break from the hospital - he'll practice how to bake sweet goodies.

♡ Think about it! He knows how to cook well and his knife skills are exceptional, so he would definitely make baking as a stress relief and hobby.

♡ I imagine him making sweets to either give to the patients in the hospital, or maybe his coworkers too, once they finish another hard day.

♡ Obviously, you'll get most of the treats as your his special person but not only do you get most of the goods - you also get the first taste! He would also ask you for your honest opinion, now if your scared in telling him the truth; don't be. He encourages it so he can improve better in baking :)

♡ While on the convo of cooking and food - we also know that this man can cook very well, not only is the meal balanced but the presentation and taste is immaculate.

♡ Don't worry picky eaters, you won't even taste the veggies he put in the meal so you'll be safe and not gag (At least not from the food yk what I'm sayin-)

♡ Zayne will ALWAYS make time for you. No matter how busy he is, you will always be his top priority.

♡ You are literally the whole exact reason why he choose to be a cardiac surgeon/doctor after all.

♡ That also means he worries over you like a mother hen, sometimes he can be overbearing and too much on the scolding or doting whenever you get injured.

♡ So obviously, that leads to a few fights here and there but you understand that his intentions are all good.

♡ You are the passenger princess ✩

♡ Like. His car will always have snacks that you love, extra necessities, ties and your playlist is saved on his car too!

♡ On his day offs and you guys feel like hiking somewhere far, he would stock up his car filled with stuff that you usually use at your home as he wants you to be as comfortable as possible.

♡ He tries not to spoil you... he tried to put a limit on everything so you don't get your way but your just so fucking adorable and stupid sometimes that he can't resist giving in... kidding he loves you-

♡ Dates would consist of; cat cafes, hiking, going to the gym, trying out cafes, kitty cards but mostly he would prefer to spend time with you at your or his place :)

♡ Love languages would be Acts of service and Quality time.

♡ As mentioned, he would do chores and he'd cook for you. He also prioritizes you over anything, all his time belongs to you... it has always belonged to you.

♡ Despite telling you to always limit your sweets/desert intake, it apparently doesn't apply to him.

♡ You both would frequently visit the dentist as his teeth would hurt from the amount of sweets (and sugar.) he'd consume, one wonders how he hasn't gotten diabetes yet....

♡ Zayne knows that he can come off as aloof or cold so he thinks about the words he says to you before he actually speaks it. Which often saves you both from arguments a lot.

♡ He also makes a point to be honest whilst not hurting your feelings, you won't have to worry about him lying about how you look or the answers he'll give to your questions.

♡ The only thing he'd be dishonest about tho is when his the one in need of help. His so used to not accepting help that he lies that his evol doesn't hurt him; when clearly, it does.

♡ You'd have to be super plushy to make him care enough to take a break for his own well-being, how ironic for being a Doctor right? Well, his thankful that in times when he can't be the doctor, you make sure to step in as a Doctor just for him and him only.

♡ Zayne often has trips to the Arctic; and when he does, he would either take you with him (Which is rarely.) or make sure to update you with pictures of/or with Pie, the scenery and with your requests - his face as well. You both won't be able to video call all the time while his at the arctic because the signal would be weak so he takes pictures instead.

♡ When he does get back from his trip, expect gifts and tea from him. He'll also make sure to kiss you deeply as he definitely missed you a lot.

♡ Cats aren't really fond of him right? You would force take him to cat cafes all the time and try to establish a connection between him and one of the cats! There was only one cat that liked him enough tho- But thats a win for you!

♡ Since its been said that you both do go hiking sometimes, I believe you guys would do some camping as well.

♡ He would take you on a hiking journey up a cliff filled with pretty flowers and Mayne jasmines that he may or may not have planted himself and you both would set up camp there.

♡ He would grill some food, take out the sweets he baked back at his place and cuddle you under the starlight... wishing for this all to last forever.

♡ He gets nightmares right? When he does; all he wants to do is seek you out, but he often feels guilty as he knows you have your own problems... So you have to rely on your 'Zayne Senses' to know whether the nightmares haunt him or not.

♡ When it is haunting him; all you need to do is Lead him to the bed, tuck his head into your chest - just enough so that he can hear your heartbeat while you whisper promises that you're never gonna leave him.

♡ Zayne has learned how to be patient, yet for you? His Patience will be tested. Whether it's you on those week - long missions or you not calling or messaging.

♡ Zayne does skincare..... I firmly believe he has friends that are dermatologists and that they give him skincare products sometimes as a gift. He gives some of them to you too, if it has good benefits or if you just want it.

♡ If you both are living together and your schedules are in-sync; you both would do your skincare routines together.

♡ I believe that Zayne - not only takes care of his body health but also his face - and not in a beauty standard way but in a 'Good looks makes the patient more at ease and would likely trust him more typa way'

♡ However, in months where the hospital gets busy; he develops a little stubble under his chin. Sometimes its on purpose as he likes the way you shave it or the way you sit on his lap if yk yk...

♡ Nicknames that he gives you are so sweet like honey... the way he calls out to you with that sweet nickname he has given you, it instantly fills you with butterflies.

♡ I like to think he'd call you Honey, Sweetheart and My Love a lot... but when your asleep in the comforts of your shared bedroom; he'd whisper My heart and My Jasmine, just soft enough that you could barely hear whilst slipping away to dreamland.

♡ In conclusion, Zayne is just filled of Husband Material ᯓᡣ𐭩

♡ His not perfect by all means (Expect you think he is) but he will do everything in his power to make sure that you'll not only be satisfied but also comfortable.

I had a lot of fun writing Zayne's part! Considering that his my main after all heh.

I hope that you all enjoyed reading Zayne's part and let me know if ya'll want a NSFW Version of these headcanons :)

See you guys on my next post~!

Rafayel's Boyfriend Headcanons, check it out too!

Reblogs are appreciated and Feedback/Comments are always appreciated! :3

(Note: please don't copy and paste my works anywhere, and if you do see them on other platform please inform me.)

[depressopax]

La casa de papel NSFW alphabet

Fandom - La casa de papel/Money Heist

Part 3 - From K-O

»» Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 4 ««

Pairing: Nairobi - Berlin - Denver - Tokyo - Professor - Alicia Sierra - x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content! MDNI. Sub/dom, (semi) public, possessiveness, mentions of mommy kinks, Words: 1.7K Summary: NSFW alphabet challenge D-F. What are the LCDP characters like in bed? English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3 || AO3 link || Masterlist || Request ||

Nairobi

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Sub/dom & authority (in which she is more of a soft domme)

Sex toys (...especially strap-ons 🤭)

Praise & degradation

Breeding 

Semi/Public sex

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Preferably in bed

To provide you both comfort and give you good aftercare

Like I’ve said in earlier parts, she won’t mind being a bit risky and doing it in public places ;)

Especially to make you scream her name to let people know who you belong too

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Everything from big romantic/cheesy gestures

…To simple things such as you wearing skimpy clothes or trying to rile her up - she likes it when you act all needy and horny for her

A good, long foreplay gets her going too.

Teasing each other in public

Bonus: Homegirl ain’t scared to slide her hand down your underwears when at a restaurant just to see you flustered “I can't wait to strip you out of those clothes later.”

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Threesomes or “sharing” you

It’s a big NO

You’re hers, and the thought of someone else touching you the way she does? It doesn’t sit right with her

Anything that makes you uncomfortable turns her off tbh

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Likes both equally

That’s why she likes 69ing with you lol

Very passionate when giving you

Will have you on the couch, leg spread wide whilst she goes down

And B O Y she’s good 

When receiving, she loves bringing you to your knees

That way, she can place her legs over your shoulders for her own comfort

…And tease you by squeezing her thighs around you and force you in place

Very loud when receiving, and demanding

If you have longer hair she’ll pull it slightly and guide your head

And VERY praising afterwards

Berlin

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage

Impact play

Dom/sub & discipline

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, the couch, against the kitchen counter/table…

Prefers a bit privacy

So anywhere at home where he can bend you over will do it

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Simply… You.

And his own fantasies.

Just imagining what he wants to do with you

Or what he wants YOU to do to him, gets him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Threesomes and cuckolding

Anything that has to do with sharing you

Seriously, he’ll get seriously offended if you suggest it 😭

Doesn’t like humiliation, neither on you or him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Homeboy passionate AF

He adores and worships every single inch of you, so ofc he gives you a lot of attention… Down there ;)

He can spend hours giving you oral pleasure

Not only to satisfy you, but because he genuinely gets turned on from going down on someone. It brings him pleasure too

He loves receiving too

Will have you on your knees, loving the sight of you so submissive and eager to please him

Pushing into your warm mouth, rewarding you with praise and LOUD grunts and moans

He hates being the guy to fuck your face

…But if he gets too into it/eager? He’ll do it and not even feel sorry afterwards

He makes up for your gagging and sore throat afterwards tho 🤭

Denver

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty talking

Roleplay

…Breeding ;)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, any time, ALL THE TIME.

He’s a horny guy, what can he say?

If you’re horny, he won’t let you be all bothered

If you’re in public he’ll find a somewhat private spot where you can take care of each other's “problems” ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Y O U

He’s easy to turn on

Kinda pervy when it comes to you, just watching you suck on a lollipop or ice-cream will have him aroused tbh 😭

Nudes too

If you’re comfortable sending them ofc

It’s the biggest motivation EVER, he adores and loves worshiping your naked body 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s not that kinky, so anything that is too “extreme” is not it.

Not that fond off BDSM etc

He’ll try it if you are into it, but it’s not for him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving tbh

Your warm lips wrapped around his cock works like a charm.

Stressed? Sad? Happy? Angry? Blowjobs!!! 🤪

Still likes giving too

Especially when you show your appreciation with sweet moans

It boosts his ego to know he can make you sound like that 

Just love to make  you feel good. 

Tokyo

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Worship & praise

Degradation

Sex toys

Semi/public sex

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Doesn’t matter really

If she wants you - she NEEDS you, right there, right now

Doesn’t mind fucking you in a dirty restroom if she’s horny for you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your presence alone is enough tbh

She is extremely attracted to you and everything you do turns her on

When you bend down to pick something up, smiling at her from across the room…

Touch is her love language, and she loves hugging you

Her hands wandering to your ass, thighs or stomach, feeling your body under her palms… It drives her crazy

Or if you do the same on her. 

She melts under your touch and craves more.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything where you could end up hurt

Sure she likes to be a bit wild, but your comfort is still prioritized.

She hates the thought of you bruised up in any way (except from hickeys, which she loves giving and receiving)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving

Just being able to sit back down and enjoy watching your mouth working on her pussy

Tokyo is the person to grind against your mouth

VERY loud too, and praising.

When giving - she likes surprising you

For example dropping to her knees when your least expect it and then work her way down

And she’s good at it too

Professor

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Authority

Roleplay

Dom/sub (in which he prefers being submissive)

Worship & praise

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Sergio is a classy man 💅

Prefers the bed, it’s the most comfy option, after all. 

He prefers slow, passionate session in the bedroom

If he’s feeling extra wild he’ll do it in the couch or shower  🤭

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You teasing him 

…Or purposely trying to turn him on - It works. 

When you make him feel hot and wanted.

Homeboy have low self-esteem, so you touching him, telling him he’s sexy/good-looking etc not only makes him feel good about himself…

But also flusters him and turns him on 🥹

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I feel like he is pretty “vanilla”

He is more of a sub, so he prefers it if you are taking charge tho

Likes experimenting but a big no for him is:

Humiliation, pain and being rude/disrespectful towards you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving

He thinks it’s fascinating how you enjoy his oral skills so much

The first times were messy and awkward but he quickly learnt what you liked and improved his skills

His tongue and mouth *chefs kiss*

Could spend hours between your legs, watching you go crazy from something he’s doing

Won’t say no to receiving tho 👀

He’s not so picky, just you wanting to give him a blowjob turns him on

He’ll hold a gentle hand on the back of your head

You will earn some grunts and soft moans from his

Alicia Sierra

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This one either makes a lot of sense, or not at all.

Mommy kink

Said it before, but she is a domme

She doesn’t necessarily ask you to call her “Mommy”

But still, she likes the thought of dominating you but doing so in a soft way

She’ll absolutely destroy you in bed, whilst whispering words of encouragement and getting turned on by your whimpers and moans

…And even by those pretty tears in your eyes as she edges and overstims you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom

She prefers intimacy and privacy

Since she is a bit rougher she wants to provide you with some type of comfort, such as having you on bed, having a pillow behind your back or under your lower abdominal

Although, she’s keen on the idea of taking you in public places if you’re both in the mood, or if you’ve “been bad” ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Turning her on is not a challenge

Wear something revealing - or better, nothing at all! - and she’s ready to take you.

You’re a treasure to her and so beautiful, how can she not be horny for you?

Makes sure to rile you up too

With her wearing tops to show off her cleavage, whispering to you how badly she wants to fuck you… 

She also adores you being bratty. She sometimes ignores your need on purpose just to have you cry and turn into a whiny bitch to receive attention

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Yes, she likes being rough, but there are limits

She wouldn’t do something that could hurt you or inflict pain

Anything with blood etc is a big no for her

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving

But she expects you to do something in return, to thank her.

Absolutely drives you insane with her skilled tongue and warm lips, finding all the right places and spots to make you scream her name

Knows how to make you cum quickly and her goal is to at least give you 1-2 orgasms

She’s demanding when receiving.

Will have you lay down and sit on your face, grinding it and guiding the movements of your tongue and lips

Loves making you a mess and watching your swollen lips and the way her juices drips on your chin

Rough, fast movements over you as she praises you

Swells with pride as she sees the mess she’s made out of her perfect partner, knowing that you’re hers, and hers only.

[seneon]

omgomgomg.. blue lock 11 and their love languages in your opinion...

blue lock eleven and their love languages.

about. gender neutral! reader. contains fluff and crack.

notes. i'm not sure if the author of blue lock has ever mentioned their love languages before but i do know that he noted some of their kinks before 😧

YOICHI ISAGI — QUALITY TIME / WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

isagi would be the type to make time for you even if he's busy. he'd just cram his schedule or straightaway ditch them just for you. he also likes to affirm his s/o despite having a foul mouth 💀 but hey, you get a mouth that can affirm and destroy so yeah...

MEGURU BACHIRA — PHYSICAL TOUCH

bachira won't stop clinging onto you and will literally follow you everywhere you go. you find it cute though, but when he sensed even a single discomfort, he would stop following you around. of course, you can never forget hours of cuddles with bachira!! he loves holding your hands too.

HYOMA CHIGIRI — GIFT GIVING

chigiri knows all the best products that his s/o likes because of his sister. but he would literally go all out just to buy the skincare products, books, drinks, whatever, that you want just to keep you happy. chigiri is the type to spoil his s/o and himself too.

SEISHIRO NAGI — PHYSICAL TOUCH

nagi is quite the lazy person and reo pretty much does everything for him so he'd probably be the one who's also really clingy to you. except his clinging is putting his entire body on you thinking you're huge enough like reo to carry him or something. jokes aside— he's the type of guy who loves hugging you from behind.

RIN ITOSHI — ACTS OF SERVICE / GIFT GIVING

rin's love language is most likely acts of service to show you how much he cares for you despite him having little to no time for you on his hands. he'll give you the princess treatment along with giving you gifts that he handmade himself since he's not that fond of spending that much money. he'll try his best to make you happy tho.

SHOEI BARO — ACTS OF SERVICE

baro is definitely going to cook, clean, service you and everything else. i mean, it's BARO... he's not gonna let you do anything but let you sit, relax and enjoy while he does all the work for you. it's just his way of showing how much he cares for you and he wouldn't want you to sweat or waste your energy.

REO MIKAGE — ALL FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES

reo is all in one. bros the whole package. he can shower you with sweet and loving words of affirmation, buy you a shit ton of gifts, treat you like a princess, cancel everything in his schedule just for you and hold your hands a lot. he also likes to kiss your hand. it makes him feel like a gentleman.

JYUBEI ARYU — QUALITY TIME

aryu would love spending his time with his s/o. you guys would do your mani and pedi together or go to beauty salons together. it's just going to be a wholesome thing with aryu. he loves to spend time with whoever he fell in love with and proclaims the most beautiful.

TABITO KARASU — PHYSICAL TOUCH

karasu always needs some type of touch to keep him going and alive. so he likes to wrap his arms around you and keep kissing your face everywhere. be careful though, he might overdo it and get too into it.

EITA OTOYA — PHYSICAL TOUCH / WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

otoya just takes physical touch differently and makes his own changes of rules for words of affirmation. he's always being seductive with you and just likes to randomly whisper sweet words into your ears whenever he's bored. idk but i think quality time too..

KENYU YUKIMIYA — QUALITY TIME / GIFT GIVING

yukimiya is a model right? he rarely has time for you. however, when he does have time, he'll spend every single minute of it with you— going on dates, just hanging out, vice versa. when he doesn't have time however, he tells someone from his modelling agency to buy you some gifts and sends them straight to your doorstep.

GIN GAGAMARU — ACTS OF SERVICE

gagamaru tries his hardest to make you happy with his love language. since he doesn't really know much about romance, he occasionally asks you questions about this and that, taking notes of your preferences then he'll service you with you perfect preference. like coffee, or your type of environment.

YŌ HIORI — WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

hiori is sort of, in a way, good with words. he might not do much, but his voice is enough for you. you love hearing him talk. when you told him about it, he never stopped talking and giving you comforting words that would never fail to make you feel loved.

IKKI NIKO — QUALITY TIME / PHYSICAL TOUCH

niko absolutely loves spending time with you. if anything else, he adores it more than anything else. in those quality times, he likes to admire your eyes and give you shy little hugs, or style your hair. anything in those quality time is fine with him, as long as he gets to spend it with you.

[gilded-fern]

Kratos x Reader Relationship Ramblings

A/N: Hello! God of War Ragnarok has quickly become one of my favorite games and Kratos is one of my favorite characters. These are some thoughts on what a relationship with Kratos would be like along with a brief mention of Mimir and Atreus at the end.  Meant to take place before God of War Ragnarok but after 2018 God of War. Was written with the intent of the reader being female but I don’t think I use any gendered language (correct me if I’m wrong tho!). Enjoy! 

Word Count: 541

Warnings: None

The beginning of your relationship is rocky and met with hesitance. Kratos has grieved Faye properly, and he does miss her dearly. At night the man wonders if Faye saw Kratos falling in love again after her death, was she mad about it? Would she be happy? These are only a handful of the doubts and concerns he has, don't even mention how he truly feels about being with you. 

Kratos does not think he is worthy of love again. The man is still haunted by the blood on his hands and the ash that stains his skin. Kratos has lost so very much, especially those he loves romantically. 

Kratos is quiet and not the most physically affectionate person out there. Kratos' main love languages when you first start a romantic relationship are acts of service and gifts. You offhandedly mention you need to chop more firewood or need a specific item. Next thing you know, the item is conveniently placed nearby and the wood pile is fully stocked. 

When Kratos begins to feel more secure in the relationship, his anxieties and fears are soothed by your love. Expect the stoic man to engage in physical affection a bit more. It's small, Kratos resting a hand on the small of your back as he leans over you to see whatever little hobby you are doing. You’ll wake up in the morning to being securely wrapped up in his arms, his head resting in the crook of your neck. But that's on the rare chance you even wake up earlier than him, Kratos wakes up before the sun has even risen.

I believe Kratos would appreciate a lover who is capable and can take care of themself but not a fighter. If the situation called for you to defend yourself, you could but you don’t seek fights. 

Your daily routine consists of normal household chores, you usually cook, clean, and fix the hole Atreus created in his shirt for the 3rd time that week. Not because Kratos is unable to but because the man thinks of food as just sustenance and you prefer your stews to not being plain with just deer meat. 

 Kratos spends his days' training, hunting, and doing physical upkeep around the home. The spartan is constantly finding something to fix, whether it be a hole in the roof or he refuses to believe his axe is sharpened enough Kratos is always doing something. It's impossible to get this man to do nothing for a moment. 

You take Kratos's workaholic nature as a challenge, often distracting the man during the day. Atreus finds it entertaining as you playfully jump on the man's back, Kratos knows the second you walk out of the cabin you can’t scare him, pestering him until he stops whatever task he’s obsessed with and gives you attention. 

Mimir enjoys your company, the head telling you stories to fill the silence as you work. Changing the book he is ready when he finishes. 

Atreus adores you, you add calmer and warmer energy into the home which is a nice change of pace for the young man. Atreus is happy to see a softer side of his father with you, one he’s never really been able to see.

[lxvebun]

gentle hearts

request: would like to request megumi/yuji dating a reader that is very emotionally sensitive :) if you don’t feel like writing it that’s perfectly okay! I love your work <3

buns notes: hi angel!!thank you for requesting and for being so patient! I hope you like this as well and I hope you have a good day!

content: Sukuna/Yuuji/Megumi x gender neutral reader. Fluff + comfort. Kissing. Crying. Mentions of violence in Sukuna's part.(not towards reader) blood (sukuna). English is not my first language so I'm sorry for any mistakes!

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Sukuna

This was disgustingly self indulgent forgive me anon

♡-He really admires your sensitivity. He barely has any :)

♡-It piqued his curiosity that you feel everything so deeply. From love and happiness to grief and sorrow you carry these emotions on your sleeve, even if you don't necessarily want to.

♡-Although it makes him curious, it doesn’t mean he’ll purposefully make you emotional. He hates seeing you cry. He's done terrible things, made scenes that put everyone else whose eyes laid upon it guts twist, without as much as blinking. He doesn't feel anything when his hands are dripping in blood but God seeing you cry feels like his veins are starting to pump poison through his body and his non-existent heart is being ripped out of his chest.

♡-And he had to learn the hard way that storming over to you and harshly demanding what happened. Who made you cry? Give him names. Is not exactly the best way to soothe you.

♡-So when he sees you flinch and more tears start to spill out, his attitude immediately changes. He's the king of curses he knows that he can be terrifying and to some even uttering his name shoots fear into their heart, but you look at him with such a soft love-filled look, so much light and admiration, when he's with you he kinda forgets that he is so scary

♡-Don’t worry tho! every day he’s learning more and more about how to take care of you. So rest assured he’ll be there to wipe the tears away. And give you a big smooch for good measure.

Yuuji

♡-Yuuji is honestly just like you. He feels everything strongly and deeply. At first it didn’t bother him, it was actually one of the traits he liked about himself. When he loved someone, he told them, which would lead to stronger bonds and when he needed to cry, he cried which after a good session would make him feel a lot lighter than he felt before.

♡-Now though, with everything going on in his life, and he quite literally carries the safety of the world on his shoulders, he hates the fact he feels everything so deeply. it's a constant state of happy and depressing emotions because he did meet Fushiguro, and Gojo, and Nobara, and he is sure his grandpa is proud of him, but he's already feeling the dread and fear of leaving this world, his friends behind. He's already afraid of what comes next and with every finger he consumes it just gets stronger. until you, ray of sunshine entered his life as well

♡-It’s nice to meet someone who was also emotionally sensitive, which lead to many late night conversations under the stars or on the floor of his bedroom, which eventually lead to your first kiss<3

♡-Whenever the emotions get to heavy to carry, just being around you overflows him with enough love to drown all these negative feelings out. Truly your presence alone is enough to soothe him and vice versa

♡-Yuuji is only one call away. If you need him he will be there as fast as he can

♡-It’s difficult being a sensitive person in such a cruel world, but as long as you and yuuji have eachother, you know you can survive it.

Megumi

♡-He's quite soft-spoken which is great! His voice is calming and when he's letting those sickeningly sweet words of love and adoration for you fall from his lips, you're basically melting into a little puddle. But, when he's just talking normally, his voice doesn't carry a lot of emotion and neither does his expression. So it is pretty easy, especially for you, to start assuming he's annoyed or bored which with your heightened sensitivity isn’t great and it shoots you into a heavy spiral of overthinking that maybe you have upset him in some way which eventually leads you to  distance yourself

♡-STOP IT

♡-He recharges on YOU. One hour spent with Gojo or Yuuji drains him of his brain cells and energy and the only cure is you. So when you start avoiding him, distancing yourself from him, And he's not receiving his daily kisses and cuddles that he very much needs, the expressions and emotion in his voice become even more sour.

♡-He won’t let it go for long though, megumi is nothing short of persistent. He will give you puppy eyes. Please let him in

♡-And after you do open up to him, expect to be showered in precious little kisses all over your face along with soft whispers thanking you for letting him in and trusting him with this.

♡- Even if he does sound annoyed or he’s feeling a little irritated, you will never be the cause of it.

♡-As much as he tries he can’t really help his expressions and voicetone, BUT he’ll become a lot more physically affectionate to let you know, everything is okay. Even if he is actually annoyed or mad it's not directed towards you. Its towards Gojo ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

Thank you for reading bunnies!<3

[moriohradiojanitorroom]

Hi, I stumbled across your blog and I'm really excited to try the match-up✨

Sorry if I write anything wrong, this is my first experience

I have always been told I am a very kind, caring and compassionate person. I think this is true, I always try to help people around me. I am also very optimistic and always try to think of the best. I am still a very shy, insecure and irascible person, but my bad moods pass quickly. If this helps you I am pisces and infp

Speaking of hobbies I really love my favorite manga and anime and cooking. Although some of my recipes sound suspicious but the dishes turn out really delicious. I can't imagine my life without music, I listen to it all the time. I think it's a bit funny, but I do know a lot of facts from many different fields

Oh, I'm afraid I've written too much. If something is unclear then please apologize, English is not my native language. Anyway thanks and good luck, looking forward to your reply💐

Hi there!!! Thanks so much for this request, I was really excited to fulfill it! And don’t worry about too much info or anything like that, this is great! This is also my first time writing a matchup so I hope it’s alright dkdnjsmd You didn’t specify an age or any preferences, so I’m gonna give you a canonically adult character & assume you don’t have a preference for other stuff, like gender or what part they’re from - if you’d like to resubmit with that in mind tho, that’s okay!

With all that in mind, here are some honourable mentions:

Noriaki Kakyoin was the first to come to mind when I read your request, but with the age thing in consideration, I decided to choose someone else.

After that, I considered Jonathan Joestar, Erina Pendleton, and Mohammad Avdol! Ultimately, though, I ended up choosing:

Robert E.O. Speedwagon!

Your positivity and kindness hooked the man in faster than he could even blink - we all know exactly how loyal he is and how quickly he can tell who deserves that loyalty. It only took him a few minutes to read that you’re one of those people.

He’s also pretty intrigued by how much you know. He likes to exchange little bits of knowledge and stories with you, especially after he’s done some travelling and has a wider expanse of knowledge. Even before that, though, he always keeps your words in mind - who knows, one day one of those facts might just save a life!

He also very well understands the difficulties of insecurity and hotheadedness, having faced them himself. He does his best to keep you grounded, and encourages you to leave your comfort zone now and then - it’s key to growth, after all - but he knows when to back off. He can be a little stubborn, especially if he’s enthusiastic, but in the end your comfort matters more. If you’d rather stay at home with him than go out and dance or something, that’s fine by him. Hell, with all the travelling he does, he may actually grow to prefer that more relaxed atmosphere.

On that topic, Speedwagon’s pretty good at reading people’s moods and actions. On top of knowing when he needs to let you chill, he also knows if/when he should make somebody else do the same. If he sees something or someone bothering you, he’s quick to swoop in and do whatever he can to settle the situation, whether that’s just to comfort some insecurities or get a particularly annoying person to back off. If he knows that you can handle it, though, he’ll take a backseat and play cheerleader. In fact, it makes him proud to see it.

Also, this man grew up on the most dangerous street in London. He’s no stranger to meals with some odd ingredients, and frankly, he’ll be even happier to learn how good they taste! He’s not the best cook himself, he’s the type of man who uses whatever he has on hand to try scraping together something reasonable, so a good meal will go straight to his heart.

For the sake of anime and manga, I’m gonna go ahead and pretend we’re a little more modern day for the next few. I feel like Speedwagon is more of a reading guy than a television guy. After a long day, he’ll to sit down and read with you, manga or not. He’ll watch a show too if you ask, but there’s something quite romantic about cuddling up and sharing a book that he feels can’t be matched by much else.

On that note, please forgive him ahead of time - if you do get him to sit down and watch your favourite shows, he will have a lot of commentary. He’s the type of guy who will interrupt a scene to enthusiastically declare something like, “So THAT’S why the bugger carries that chain around!”, or confoundedly question what a character thinks they’re doing. He’ll probably do this while reading too, just maybe not as often. He’s not trying to interrupt, he just gets excited - if you tell him to settle down, he’ll do his best to accommodate, but he might slip from time to time.

Also, (and this is another one of those modern day ones) depending on your music taste, he may or may not buy vinyls or discs of your favourite bands and try to get you to dance with him to them. He’ll probably suggest a concert at least once - something tells me that he’s the type to prefer live music.

Knowing that you’re passionate about something makes him passionate, too. He’ll try his best to look into your interests on his own time, and try to involve you in whatever he finds - maybe he asks an older lady he knows for interesting recipes to show you, or he scours a book store for a series he hasn’t heard you talk about yet. He’s doing his best to match your love for these things, even if they’re sometimes new to him.

Your bright outlook on life, your compassion, your love for the things you enjoy - they’re all astoundingly inspirational to this man. He may sometimes worry that you deserve better than an Ogre Street ex-thief, but by god, will he use all the motivation you give him to make a good life for you.

Okay - I think I might have rambled a bit there, but yeah, thank you so much for the request!! It’s the first one I’ve gotten anyways so I hope you’ll forgive all the babbling jehdjjfs

This was a ton of fun to write, and I hope that you’re happy with it!

[plasmasimagination]

Greetings ! I saw your match up event and I don't know if you're still up to it but I'll give it a shot anyways !

Fandom : Honkai Star Rail

Characters I don't want to be paired up with : Blade, Sampo (sorry boys)

Ahem, I'm an ISFP who's rising sign is Scorpio, moon sign is Aries and solar sign is cancer.

I absolutely adore writing, reading and exploring outside, urbex is the best thing I've ever known in my entire life. I'm also trilingual ! I just like languages so I'm studying them, probably to travel later although I might just change and get a bachlors degree in psychology just so I can help people. I also love swimming, favorite sport ngl. I forgot to mention, my pronouns are she/her and I'm bisexual though I lean a little more towards women (bless them).

In terms of personality I'd say I'm pretty shy and quiet with strangers but once I know them I'm a goofy dumbass and seem pretty extroverted because I become rather chatty. People have mentioned how intimidating I look, I'm about 5'8 and fairly fit with broad shoulders. So some have approached me out of curiosity and because I look mysterious (their words not mine). Though I'm a big teddy bear, my love language is physical touch and quality time after all.

Aside from my height I have middle length wavy (mb fluffy too ig) brown hair and brown eyes. I wear glasses or else I can't see crap. My clothing style is rather tomboyish, I prefer brown and beige colours and wear pretty simple things (tho I make them stylish).

Some details about myself are that I really like a good challenge and annoying the heck out of someone, some say I seem a little sadistic with my teasing lmao. Despite being chatty I'm rather laid back and quiet.

Have a good day btw ! I hope it was enough.

HELLO THERE SWEETHEART YAYAYA, so you didn't mention which gender you want to be paired up with so i just decided to give you uh...both? Bisexual problems frfr anyyyywaaays, matchup go!

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March 7th!

Okay okay I know you might be asking why and stuff, so first off, who are you to question my way? (/J) and second here's why!

I always like to pair up introverts and extroverts together so they can balance each other out

And you two would fit so well, like-

Intimidating girlfriend that looks like she could beat your ass, and cute smol girlfriend protected

IDK I JUST FIND IT ADORABLE

You might say that you see her more as a friend but I think you two would start off as friends and then turn into something more

Also two chatty cuties would be a blast to be with one another, like I like to imagine march would enjoy chatting with you even if it's just random ranting about insignificant stuff and then be excited to hear your opinion on the insignificant stuff😭

Welt!

Calm collected and reserved

A complete opposite of march yet still a fit for you

This time two introverts together, who enjoy each others company

He prefers to listen to you talk rather than talking himself, but he does enjoy making small comments or chuckling at your stories

Very interested in your writing hobby

Will ask you to show him the newest thing you wrote, he gives constructive criticism but also praises, a tiny bit ;)

Your annoying won't work in him because he will just see it as your personality (ouch) and will sit there with a small smile on his face

Also enjoys different languages and will be fairly impressed by your knowledge, sometimes will ask a thing or two about a certain thing he's unsure of

Doesn't mind your displays of affection, quality time and acts of service are his so he's completely content and happy with spending time with you

About physical contact, he's rather not the one to initiate it, but if you do it first he'll have no trouble ab it

[beeejayy]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 😇🧸👻👽💤💝🫂💔🪢👗📓🔪🌟🥇🍫🎭❤️‍🔥💄🖕😺😬😭😶

Marie mjolnir soul eater (apologies for so many, I understand if you don’t have much as most people don’t tend to think about marie)

I smiled seeing this because I love Marie . And this many emojis shows you do as well LMAO

This is longer than the spirit one sooo

🏳️‍🌈 a sexuality hc- this woman is a lesbian. There's nothing else to it. She definitely pushed her "I need to be straight" thing onto Stein and had a pretend crush I forget the word for it though.

🏳️‍⚧️ a gender hc- I dooonnnt think she's trans (btw if you do I love that she deserves it) BUT girl does have a lot of body hair. That doesn't mean she's trans or whatever it's normal for anyone to have body hair I just wanna talk about it lol. She gets insecure about her body and such when there's a woman who she likes.

😇 a hc about her religion/lack thereof- okay okay so I don't think she grew up as religious as Spirit did. She probably does have a cross in her house and has faith and shit it just doesn't mean every decision she makes is around it. She totally went to church every Sunday tho.

🧸 a hc about her childhood- Marie was a only child and totally was spoiled to be perfect. She NEEDED to be a straight A student and NEEDED to be straight. Just a lot of responsibilities. Her parents definitely bragged about her looks and how she behaved to the neighbors. By her teenage years and getting puberty her parents would shame her for her sudden change in weight/hair. They were dicks about her chest size. She was a young kid when she found out about her being a weapon. I feel like her father was also a weapon, her parents supported her there and she did a lot of manual things in her childhood.

�� a hc about what scares her- losing the people she cares about. Marie's whole thing is being a empath LMAO. She's very insecure and she does fear dying alone. (another thing she has in common with spirit....😒)

🎶 a hc about music- she LOVES radio music. She's like every mom she will listen to those sad break up songs and genuinely feel connected to them she will sing around the house she will sing in the shower she's always humming a tune.

👽 a hc about a weird quirk of hers- JUST SAY AUTISTIC. Anyways.. she'll chew on her nails, she'll pull on her hair when she's stressed and sometimes play with the band of her eyepatch

💤 a hc about her sleep- she has stuffed animals, she likes holding things in her sleep, she'll even hold a pillow. Marie gets REALLY cold in her sleep and just pile blankets. She's a light sleeper anything can wake her up tbh...

🦾 a disability hc- her eye. Even after how long she's had an eye patch she still has trouble using only one eye. Sometimes she'll trip over things, it's not obvious though just a minor inconvenience.

💝 a hc about her love language- DEFINITELY physical touch. She wants to hold hands, she wants to give kisses and hugs LET HER!!!!!!!! Another one would just be spending time with another. Marie just wants to be loved.

🫂 a friendship hc- well since I mentioned the Spirit and Marie one last post I'll talk about Marie and Stein. They ARE besties. Stein feels comfortable with her he genuinely likes her!!! Neither of them will ever feel romance for the other or any sexual desire. They're just friends, Marie can talk to Stein freely about ANYTHING (to his dismay....) she cares about him deeply and on her bad days WISHES they could like each other romantically because she really just wants to be "normal" and have a family.

💔 an angst hc- oh boy. She definitely had a crush on Maka's mom. I've talked about this A LOT. Marie is a pushover when it comes to her crushes, she despises Spirit to just be able to do the shit she wishes she could do, he had a family with Kami, a child too, got married and then he threw it away! How could he do that? To the best woman ever, to the love of Marie's life! Marie longs and wishes she could be with Kami. It's quite sad. She'll never get over her first crush.

🪢a hc about her family- I feel like Marie's parents would be disgusted if they knew/found out about her eye. They're very judgy about looks. They want her to be their perfect little girl! She can't grow up and if she DOES grow up she should marry a man.

📓 a hc about her hobby- she probably likes to scrapbook. She doesn't take pictures so uses the academy year books and photos she finds around the place. Let a girl have fun!!!!

👗 a hc about her clothes- Marie honestly likes wearing things that are black, yellow or pink. She likes her zigzag shape she feels like it's a part of her and doesn't like change much. Pink is an exception tho she loves pink.

🔪 a hc relating to fighting/violence- considering she's a death scythe I feel she is VERY VERY capable of fighting but she isn't violent she will try to find a more humane way to deal with things. That being said she's definitely had a human soul before.

🌟 a hc about her desires/wishes- she makes it VERY clear that she wants to be a mom and a wife. I don't have anything to add...she knows what she wants.

🏅 a hc about what she's good at- honestly, being there for people. She may not like it but she's a good teacher, a good person to go to for help. Over all she's just pure hearted.

🍫 a hc about food- uhh I have no idea I'm not much of a food person so I have nothing to go off of. Marie likes to go out when eating food, she likes the fancy shit.

🎭 a hc about what she lies about- HER SEXUALITY!!!! 🗣️

❤️‍🔥a romantic hc- Marie is VERY romantic. She's a hopeless romantic she makes it VERY clear that she wants to be loved and to give love. Marie would be a GOOD partner, maybe a bit overbearing and overly attached but STILL!!!!!

💄an appearance hc- Marie is a gal who likes her appearance! She likes dressing up, to wear makeup! She likes feeling pretty!!!!

🖕 a hc relating to anger- okay. She's been shown to be violent when angry, without thinking if you're an asshole she'll just punch without thinking. Don't be a jerk, don't ruin her fun that's just not cool.

🐱 an animal related hc- her favorite animals are dogs, she will stop to pet EVERY puppy. She has to avoid shelters or she'll want to keep every dog. She also likes cats but not as much as dogs.

😬 a hc about the worst things she's done- oh okay I could go on about shit like this but this is getting WAY too fucking long. Marie is a flawed woman, something I could think of is her being such a people pleaser, she's probably done things she didn't want to do especially in battle.

😭 a hc about the worst thing that happened to them- definitely whatever happened to her eye.

😶 a random hc- Marie found out she was a hammer because her dad was looking for a hammer and her hand kinda turned into one and she hammered in the nail while he was gone. She was VERY young when this happened

[foxtricksterwriting]

Slaughter Squad MC

Author's Note; Yeah yeah I made another one. This one's a little different tho, lolol. @harlequinoccult, here take the bastard /affectionate

Legal Name:█̝̗̩̥̜̘̾̿̎̽̄̓̇ͫͮ̃̽ͯ̄ͫͣ͘͢█̞̖̝̲̞̹̤̲̠̮̟ͫ͗͐̈́̎͘█̡̡͔̤̓ͮͤͥ̒̇̌̐̓█̶̶̧̰̫̣͔̘͓̠͙̐́ͨͩ͋͂̏ͤ̌̒͗̑ͭͤ̈́̓ͦ̚̚█̷̷͚̟̟̳̮̫͈̹̻ͮ̿̀̕ͅ█̸̢̛̗̫̮̻̥͍̺̦̮͈͕̑͐̀ͬͯͧ̋̑̆̽̆̾̅̉͋̂ͫ́̔̂ͬ͜͠ █̰̔̃ͮ█͈̜̤̤͉͋█͓̍ͧ̅͌ͧ͜█̷̶̴̢̨͖̱͎̟̹̪̭̟̹͖͙͇̳͎̟̗̗̜͚̓͐̽́̍͊ͨ̎ͤ̐ͥͦ͐̓͑̓ͭ̄̈͊̑͝͞ (You don't need that, lovey~)

Alias: Apotheosis (Do you know what that word means, lovey? I'll tell you, if you beg~)

Gender + Pronouns: Demiboy + he/they

Age: 23

Occupation: Crime Scene Cleaner (It certainly comes in handy, eheh)

More About Him; So full of themself they should have a fucking medal. He's materialistic and loves having new shit. Said new shit ends up wrecked some odd days later, so you shouldn't buy anything for him. They go the extra mile with everything; he goes all out with his makeup, hair, outfit, and general attitude. He never shuts up about his fucking music, but artfully dodges mentioning anything specific. Their 'personality' is so heavy handed you can't help but think it's forced, not that they'd tell you.

When he's not wearing that damned mask, he's surprisingly calm. He's still excitable and loud, but not nearly as obnoxious. More willing to listen to others and go along with plans that don't align with their own, too. If you pay close enough attention, you can almost see the energy bubbling under the surface. Catch them at a bad time and you'll get some unhinged ramblings about beautiful music and art. They're quick to cover it up, however.

Some characteristics always stick, with or without the mask; they're quick to help and love pink. He'll let someone vent about their problems, and offer advice if prompted. And he's the first to come up with..... creative solutions to problems. They brush their own problems off and move on so quickly you have to wonder if you even brought them up in the first place. And despite the cheerfulness, he always has some sort of plan. Never unprepared. They try to hide this with a veil of impulsivity and reckless abandon, and it seems to work wonders. And, of course, their loner tendencies. He typically doesn't want anything to do with anyone unless they can help him somehow or give him something. He'll be pleasant if someone approaches him first, though. Generally, it's hard to tell if this is how he is naturally or if this is forced behavior. Sometimes, you can catch him staring wistfully to groups of people, suggesting the former.

Not to mention almost everyone that talks to him goes missing, only to end up displayed somewhere after being brutally murdered. People seem to have noticed this little connection, leading to others avoiding him like their life depends on it. How the police haven't been involved is a fucking mystery, honestly.

It's hard to tell what's their true personality and what's a facade. Either way, you'd be better off staying far, far away.

Fun Facts;

This fucker has a pinterest, find it here. Mofo's face claim is there.

He also has a playlist, found on youtube here and spotify there.

Has a dog, named Mace. Not Macey, just Mace. She's a Irish Wolfhound and bigger than him. He'll happily talk about her for hours.

Allergic to wasps and bees, terrified of wasps but not bees.

Desperately wants to murder Carter. Would give his literal heart to kill Carter.

Does actually make music, under his nickname █̩͎͓̙̼͔͆̿ͪͮ̓͘_̷̷̪͉̺͍̥͖̯̭ͦ̒ͣͤ̄̓̅̊͒ͬ́͢͡█ (Nuh-uh-uh! Can't have you giving away my secrets like that~)

Selectively mute, knows sign language but normally will use a text-to-speech app on their phone. Has downloaded a vocaloid-like voice program for this for shits and giggles.

Would probably be best friends with Overdose, I think they're similar enough they'd get along good. Or hate each other lmao

They'd romance Sweetheart or The Host, maybe Overdose but that's undecided.

[humanransome-note]

So I'm gonna start by saying, I've never been able to play bloodborne, I don't have a ps4, and seeing as that's the only game I actually want to play that is a playstation exclusive. It's just... not something I wanna invest in, even though I really want to play the game. (I do have alerts for facebook marketplace tho so... if the stars align and such or a pc port gets announced)

So all my experience with the game is via playthroughs and their commentary, and since english is my only language, the playthroughs I watched and their commentary were obviously in english.

to the losing respect bit, cause I feel like this is a big thing... in the video that prompted this, he mentions inaccuracies with translations and localization, and the example he uses is of the note you find "seek paleblood to transcend the hunt". In english the note is described as "handwritten scrawl" when the more accurate translation would be "scribbled in your own handwriting."

which is a big thing story telling wise, scribbling something in your own handwriting with no recollection invokes fear and paranoia, specifically regarding your perception of the world and your surroundings. (which... bloodborne...)

handwritten scrawl gives off a different feeling entirely, could the person have been busy when they were writing the note? were they in a rush? did they have carpal tunnel? or were they just a doctor?

he refers to this as one of the most notable ministranslations, which along without indicating that he is interpreting Gehrmin's character through the appropriate translation, made me uncomfortable with how he was presenting the relationship. Because without that clarification, I was working under the assumption that the translations of Gehrmin's lines and inflection were at least more accurate in the official translation.

because he chose to emphasize something that many people would consider a largely benign, if somewhat frustrating for the way it warps the tone, mistranslation, and called it one of the most notable, I took that to mean that ALL of the "notable" mistranslations were on a similar level. (wonky word choice, that while understandable do not appropriately convey the tone)

Without the clarification of which version he is basing his interpritation on, as well as no acknowledgment of how much of a creeper the english translation made Gehrmin, I felt he was dismissive of what I saw as a very uncomfortable, down right creepy situation. And his constantly calling it "love" when the OET (my only reference at the time of watching the video and making the post) called it a "mania" felt like a willful blindness

I also am not entirely sure what Gehrman being old or Doll looking like a woman has to do with your point. If Gehrman was young or Maria (and thus, the Doll) were male/masculine, would that change your feelings?

Gehrman being old actually has little to do with the point i was attempting to make, and was just me repeating the trope of "creepy old guy" with specifying Doll as a young woman being an extension of that trope. So i accept that criticism.

No, changing the age and genders of Doll and Gehrman wouldn't change my feelings on the matter. Making a replica of somebody to fill in a void is one thing (not a healthy thing, but a thing) making a replica that's personality and presentation are antithetical to the person you are replicating, different thing entirely.

I took issue with it because I believed Gehrman intended the passivity, subservience, and very feminine dress. When i look at Gehrman, Doll, and Maria, with only the OET as context, what i see is a man with a fantasy of dominating a powerful woman and to facilitate it he makes a doll. He literally makes her an object for his fantasy.

I specify the feminine dress because when you look at Maria, especially in the concept art, you could easily mistake her for a man.

Maria:

Doll:

taking both the victorian setting and FromSoft's history with how they implement armor on their characters no matter the gender, with only the lens of the OET, this is real freaking ick. She looks more like a housewife, not a hunter. She looks dainty, in need of protection.

With the revelation that Gerhman saw Maria as something more akin to a daughter, this isn't ick, in fact i can sorta kinda see it as sweet. (like... sir needs therapy, but i doubt the moon presence understands what that is, and even if it did i don't think an entity with mysterious motives and no organs could facilitate such a thing in any meaningful way.)

I think that covers the crux of my original post.

On to the translations, cause HO-LEE SHIT like there's waffling on how something should be done, there's ill advised but understandable, and there's what seems to be genuine malicious intent on how the character is portrayed.

the more direct translation is a bit clunky, but even with that awkwardness, these are two completely different ideas.

"Curious Mania" in the OET comes off to mean "Strange Obsession" when paired with "You're welcome to use whatever you find. …Even the doll, should it please you…" and the way he whispers it like a dirty suggestion.

The OET wants you to think this dude is a creep, its implying Gerhman had an unhealthy obsession with Maria.

whereas "the mania of his curiosity" could be rephrased as, "the intensity of his curiosity"

So a more accurate translation would be something like.

Maria's Hunting Hat

One of the first hunters to study under Gehrman, was the lady hunter Maria. The design of this hat is similar to those made in Cainhurst.

Maria is a distant relative of the Undying Queen, despite this, she greatly admired Gerhman, unaware of the depths of his curiosity.

So largely, the OET got the right idea across, but just completely swerves into oncoming traffic in the last five words.

"Unaware of the depths of his curiosity." I phrased it this way because of two things, one, it's reminiscent of the phrase "depths of depravity" and while we don't know exactly what sort of things Gerhman got up to, we do know the atrocities other people committed to sate their own curiosity. two, Kos and the Fishing Hamlet. With Kos's body on the beach she looks like one of those deep sea fish without the thousands of tons of pressure keeping them in shape, so a bit of a *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* foreshadowing.

偏執 - henshuu - It means "bias, obstinacy; eccentricity," etc. It's like being so focused on one thing, one becomes blinded to everything else. Mania isn't a bad way to localize it, but since mania is tied to madness and frenzy, I think the distinction is worth emphasizing.

now this is a more difficult, because even the attempt at a more correct translation uses obsession, but again with the OET as base context it still comes off a creepy.

Doll Hat

The hat of a discarded doll, it seems to be a spare for dress-up.

It was crafted with great attention to detail, you can feel the love for the doll in how well the article was kept.

It speaks to devotion, and fills you with warmth.

my issue with both translations is the use of obsession/mania. maybe it is just me but even obsession has negative connotations when I hear it, so devotion. devotion brings to mind a deep love, which with Gerhman seeing Maria as something akin to a daughter figure feels more appropriate.

now "fills you with warmth" is 100% me just jerking the wheel so we go through a gas station parking lot opposed to waiting at the light. "exudes a slight warmth" and "therefore, it is a little warm" both sound like the hat itself is giving off heat, and if that's the intention alright then, but with the context of the rest of the item description I think it means something more like an emotional warmth. and i think "fills you with warmth" more appropriately conveys that.

the video that started it all

Losing respect for a video game essayist YouTuber over how he interprets and presents Ghermin in bloodborne.

Specifically Gehrman’s relationship with The Doll and thus his relationship with Maria…

Like… if I told you an old guy made a person sized doll you’d already be “that’s sketch”. If I told you that doll looked like a young woman and was his only companion you’d be “…that doesn’t make it better.” Then I tell you that this doll was made to look like one of HIS STUDENTS! You’d want to stop hanging out with me because “why do you know this guy?”

“You’re welcome to use whatever you find. …even the doll, should it please you…”

Who hears this and sees this as anything other than unhealthy obsession and objectification? Who sees this and interprets it as ‘love’?

Like even before figuring out the whole *waves spooky tendrils around* that is Bloodborne… I want to kill Ghermin so The Doll has some company that isn’t an eternally old man in a blood pact with the moon who created her with the sole purpose of fulfilling his creepy fantasies.

[tea-with-m]

Getting into Dating them

Hazbin x reader 

Male character editions

This is gender neutral what it would be like to date and maybe how you met these characters. 

Characters include Husk, Alastor, Angeldust, Sir Pentious , Tom Trench, Vox and Valentino in that order. 

Rating: Light fluff (Sfw)

Hope yall enjoy this my little tea drinkers. 

Please send asks, it really motivates me to write more. Makes me feel like people are actually interested in what I write.

Husker:

(Gruff and grumpy, but has a kind heart underneath that rough exterior) 

You first meet him at a bar he is a regular at, you wanted to give the place a shot and thought it would be nice to hit up a quieter place.

At the start he is pretty standoffish, gruff answers, won't really pay you too much mind. In general he just really does not care.

But the more you hang around him the more you'll peak his interest. How dare you !

You slowly work your way into being a regular at his spot.

You are an enigma to him. Like what even are you to be interest in someone like him. He’s Old, he’s grumpy, he drinks, and he’s sarcastic as all hell. Not to mention he gambles like it ain’t no bodies business. But you, your so... everything he is not, and that is okay... maybe.

He definitely likes to take his time to figure you and his feelings out, just cause he likes spendin time with you don’t mean Nothin !!!

Will definitely help if you share some things in common. He's not an Alcohol snob but he definitely knows his trade. Bringing him good booze every once in a while and it will earn you some point with him. If you can hold your own at a poker table even better. Even being able to hold your own in a game of Jin Rummy against him will color him a little impressed. 

He enjoys someone who can throw back what he dishes out. Thick skin is recommended, insults and sarcasm are his love language. If he is putting in enough effort to give you sass it means he cares somewhat. In particular when it comes to you he puts a little more heart and care into it. 

Surprisingly you find he dose really well when you lead the conversation, he likes to listen. But, despite his good listening ear he still likes to be heard. When he has something to say he is gonna say it and be blunt about it.

You have to be really patient with him. He is slowly to the whole relationship and trusting another person thing. Love has left him with a very bitter taste in his mouth.

Feeling vulnerable is one of his pet peeves. Its why Husker drinks so he wont feel. Surprisingly enough tho you spark a little flame with in him to start feeling again. Oh boy ! 

Won't admit it for the life of him but he really dose enjoy cuddling and being pet. He's a bit of a touch starved boi, so you'll have to ease him into contact.

Once he is comfortable with you physically, expect him to just randomly pull you into hugs, give you chased kisses, and plenty of cuddle sessions when you two are alone.

Another of his love languages is physical contact and quality time. He likes being with you and having some form of contact.

He is not much for p.a, but in private where no one else can see he will shower you with physical affection. He is not really good with telling you how he feels, he prefers to show you.

He likes to get you little gifts. If he sees something he thinks you might appreciate and he actually feels like it, he'll get it.

He won't put too much work into them, but you may find the gifts he got you surprisingly on your bed or somehow slipped into your pocket with a little note that has a pet name on it.

He gambles, but he is also shockingly good at putting money away, cat daddy is loaded. You would just never know it because like his hand at the table it is well hidden.

This man lives for your smile, so you better believe he will do everything in his power to keep you happy and smiling.

He loves your praises. When you shower him with positive words it gives him strength. Hearing how much you love him help to chase away any insecurity and self-doubt he might be battling.

Treat him well and he will do the same to you.

Alastor :

(Suave smooth talker, with eyes meant only for one who peaks his interest)

When he first lays eyes on you something inside him clicks, you make him feel... strange and he will want to know why.

He won't approach you right away but he will stalk you for awhile before he makes himself known. 

The more time he spends watching you, the more he will crave being in your presence. You mesmerize him and after a while he will want to interact with you so that he can see your not as wonderful as he thought and he can make the feelings go away.

By the time he decides to approach you, you noticed he had been watching you. For quite some time, it actually unnerved you... just a little bit.

One night while at the hotel he sees you sitting at the bar. He silently walks up to you and makes his presence known.

" Hello my dear ! "

You glance at him and smile lightly.

Your eyes both lock and for that moment its as if your both searching for something. Perhaps the intention of the other ?

You both end up talking well into the night, and surprisingly you find you enjoy his company. When he isn’t being a lurk he is actually quite charming.

A few more interactions and he only found the feelings towards you have grown stronger. So naturally he asks to courts you, because its proper. He is very much a gentlemen.

After a few dates, his feelings for you bloom into something strange for him. Love is a very exciting but foreign feelin in Alastors case. 

Expect to be dotted on. He likes to take care of you. There is nothing he wants to worry that pretty little head of yours or take that smile from your face.

His love language surprisingly shows in an almost motherly way. He loves to cook for you, will do your house work if he sees you haven’t the time, and oddly likes to do your laundry for you. 

All the things he once thought were disgusting, are now seen as pleasing when they involve you. Don’t expect him to be all gun and barrel, but he does enjoy being quite cuddly with you.

Alastor is very much a sugar daddy, more in the sense of he showers you with gifts every chance he gets. He'll pick up things he thinks you'll look nice in, things he thinks you could use or want, or just something nice to help show you off and mark that you are his.

Speaking of marks, Al might not like make out sessions too much but he is big on love bites. If your not into being bitten or you don't like pain, let him know. He would hate to do anything you don't approve of, of course he will be disappointed .

Mutual respect, to him you are his equal. While he might have been a bit pushy and controlling at first, the longer you are together the more he will respect your opinions and voice. 

He is pretty big on soft p.d.a nothing too wild. When your out he will hold your hand or expect you to hold his arm. He will give you kisses on the cheek or if he's feeling jealous he will lip lock you just to show every other demon who you belong to. Plus being able to leave you rather breathless strokes his ego and you do look oh so cute.

In private he is an unbelievable tease. He enjoys building you up just to get the satisfaction of seeing you come undone. He is also very high on body praise. This man will worship every inch of you if you let him.

This man is possessive and he definitely dose not like to share you. 

Did he mention you are his, and once you've agreed to the relationship your his forever. Not that he would ever give you any reason to want to leave.

Once your in deep, he is devoted to you and he expects that in return. You two will be a power couple in Hell and he will see to it.

You are his world and he will raise you to new and great heights.

Angeldust:

( Sexy, Flirty and a total sweetheart )

You saw him at a club. Your friends had dragged you out for a good time on the town and this was your last stop. 

You didn’t pay him too much attention, not directly at least. He diffidently caught on to all that side-eye you were giving.

You would certainly catch his attention, oh you weren’t like the others who gawked and drooled over him. No, you were cool, calm, and collected and you carried yourself like you knew exactly what you were worth. That confidence was a turn on for him. 

He would work his way over to where you are, in this case it was the dance floor. The two of you would really have a great chemistry out on the floor which would lead to you to getting a drink at the bar with him. 

A conversation later, sparks were ignited and you left the bar that night with the number of one of the hottest demons in hell. 

When you two texted he would definitely be very, very flirty. But you surprise him when you let him know that you just want to take it slow and really get to know him for more than just the sexual side of it. 

He is skeptical at first but he plays along. Maybe a bit of vanilla could be good for him.

Expect to be texted A LOT in the late hours of the night until the Early hours of the morning. He loves to talk to you, you really aren’t like most other demons down here, there is something genuine about you and he is loving it . 

You quickly build a trust with him.

He feels like he can be himself around you. The good, the bad, you take it both and have still stuck around. 

He will want you to talk to him until one, or both of you fall asleep. Just knowing that you are there for him is very comforting. His life tends to move so fast and have so many inconsistencies with people that is nice to have someone who takes it slow just for him.

He is a bit of a brat so expect for him to need a lot of your attention. You are more than happy to give and make time for him so his clinginess really shouldn’t be an issue.

He loves to be a tease and its not always sexual. But if he dose get a good response from you he might just do it to see your cute flustered face. It brings him joy to wind you up and watch as you deliciously lose it.

He loves to be pampered, but its a two way street so expect to receive some sort of pampering right back. Lots of trips to the mall or fashion outlet. He is a high end boi and loves to make sure both of you are lookin and feelin your best. Couples massages are a must. And eating in is preferred to eating out, he draws a crowd and he would much rather spend that time with you.

Emotional breakdowns and shut in are a thing with him, be supportive and let him know you are there for him and he will cherish you even more. Its important that he feels you are someone he can trust. 

And sometimes that means spending the night with him at the hotel so that he doesn’t have to be alone.

Fluffy tit cuddles, he will 100% pull you into his chest and just nuzzle you when ever he feels like it. He dose not care where you are, if he wants to give you attention he is giving you attention and there is nothing you can do about it.

If you tell him your not really into p.a he will respect your boundaries but expect to compensate big time for his lack of public affection. He will shower you in love and affection behind closed door.

Body worship, kinky teasing, a barrage of kisses and make out sessions. Honey when he get you alone he is taking you to town and you aren’t comin back for a while. 

Mutuality is big for Angel, he will give back what you give out. Law of equivalent exchange in the bish!

When it comes to gifts he likes to bring you outfits, dressing his baby up brings him joy. Just wear what he brings and you'll make him happy. Oh also food, he loves to give and receive things to eat!

You help him bring out his true self and your relationship will help both of you bloom, being the best you both can be.

Love him true and he will love you till the end of his existence.

Sir Pentious:

(A total gentlemen with a huge ego of course )

First time you saw him was on the news, something about him peaked your interest so you decided to seek him out.

You went to his place of dwelling and some how managed to convince him to give you a job.

At the start it was purely business, you helped him develop his machine and aided in turf wars whenever they sprang up.

But as time passed you began to show him your ideas for how to improve thing. The more you brought to the table, the closer you got.

You both would spend hours in the workshop. So many late nights are great canon fodder for intimate bonding.

Slowly a relationship that was about more than just work bloomed. You enthralled him with your quirks and mental prowess. He was sharp, but you somehow managed to be just as if not more than he.

One day he would approach you while you were working in the shop with the egg bois, and he would confess his feeling. He would ask to court you being old fashioned. He is a man of class and there are certain ways to go about things when you have just such inclinations. 

He likes to make things for you. Most of them are tech based, but sometimes he surprises you. Sleek and well designed weapons and contraptions of all sorts. Why buy objects he could make and improve himself.

This includes cloths, you find out he is a couturier. He makes all his own clothes. How else would he make sure the designs are of the utmost highest standard. And he is more than happy to make all your cloths too, can't have his dearest looking like the common swine. No, no, no. 

He is very dapper about his appearance and expects the same from you, though if you don't really have an eye for fashion he is more than happy to help you out. He is a very firm believer that looking your best will help you feel your best as well. And he thinks the world of you.

He is big on pda, he loves having you on his arm or holding your hand while out on the street. You are gorgeous and he wants all of hell to see just how perfect you are. 

He loves giving you kisses on the hand. Kisses on the cheek. Chased kisses. Kissing in general really. He loves the way you taste, so you might actually find him sticking his tongue out a lot more around you. He tries not to make a habit of it. He’s got to stay proper, but gosh darnit he just can’t help but do it unconsciously.

He is a gentleman. Emphasis on gentle. He is very careful around you and would be cross with himself if he ever hurt you. To him you a delicate flower full of beauty and grace. Even if your not so delicate he will always be very gentle with you because there are times where he just doesn’t know his own strength. 

He can be a tad bit jealous and he can get pretty defensive when others stare for too long. How Dare they don't they know who you belong to. It’s can be a little frustrating at time because although he wants the attention, he also does not like people gawking. In particular other men. He will get into a fight over you. Hell help any man who made a rude remark. That would be their extermination day for sure.

Likes to give you lots of things, all of which he made himself in some way shape or form.

Be genuine with how you feel and he will try and do the same. He is very big about appearance. Assure him, he is fine no matter what and put his mind at ease a little.

When he falls in love he falls hard and he will be devoted to you an you alone.

Tom Trench:

(Acts confidents but is a secret shy guy, major simp) 

He is naturally charming. His News Anchor position had seen to that. His job is to keep the rating high and the viewers entertained.

You worked as the Social Media Manager for the station, it was your job to make sure the Voxtigram was up to date with all the current news and juicy tid-bit for the channel. 

Normally you would get any pictures you needed from the photographer... Mike ? Or whatever his name was, but seeing as he was taken out in the recent exterminations meant you had to get pics yourself while they found a replacement for him.

You went in as needed, you wanted this to be a quick in and out job. Having to take extra time to get the photo’s meant you would be working overtime you definitely weren’t going to get paid for if you were not careful. 

You showed up to the places’ your manager told you to be. Tom was there on time and Katie of course was not. He told you that she was getting ready.

You sighed in annoyance, and Tom shook his head in agreement. 

“ I know, she takes forever. But once she’s out here it should go pretty quick.” 

It took you by surprise that he was being...nice... to you. You’ve heard he and Katie can be a nightmare to work with. You decided to try and test the waters and started with a bit of idle chit chat. 

Surprisingly he was easy to talk to and an absolute delight for casual conversation. But the good track you were on was suddenly shattered once Katie enter the room announcing her presence and demanding that you get this shit moving along. 

You internally rolled your eyes and offered her a fake smile being polite to her and moving quickly in order to not aggravate her.

After about an hour of struggling with Katie you were able to get the shots you needed. You were about to leave when Tom stopped you. 

He gave you a folded piece of paper and was about to say something before Katie pulled him away toward the broadcasting room. You looked down at the paper before shoving it in your pocket and walking away. 

You could read it later, right now you had work to finish, since the royal bitch put you behind in your work with her less than pleasing attituded to your simple instructions. 

You completely forgot about the note in your pocket as you were consumed by work. It was only at the end of the night, when you began to wind down did you remember. You were taking your cloths off to take a shower and the note fell out of your pocket and onto the floor.  

You picked it up from the floor and unfolded it, it was a simple piece of paper with a number on it that said

 “Lets talk ?” 

It made you chuckle a bit. You didn’t expect someone so used to the lime light to be a bit shy. But hey, you thought it could be fun and after your shower you deiced to hit him up. 

You spend many night texting back and forth before he gains the confidence and comfort to actually ask you out. 

You find out that his suave news reporter persona, is just that, an act he puts on for everyone else to see.

 In actuality he is a bit shy and can ramble over his words if he is particularly nervous, which happens a lot since he really seems to like you. 

He is actually quite sweet, and although he tends to get walked over. Hell doth have no fury for the idiot who thinks its okay to do that to you. He WILL NOT let anyone speak one bad word about you. 

Kattie found his kill switch real quick when she started bad mouthing you. She was actually impressed that he could grow a pair, she just thought it was a shame he couldn’t do it for himself. Somethings better than nothing I guess. 

His love language is sweet words and little well thought out gifts. This man is actually pretty crafty and will make you a cavalcade of different things.(lowkey I see him probable knitting or something like that).

You are the only person in Hell who has seen his face without the mask. That one took a whole lot of trust building but was Well worth the wait. You find he wears it less because he has to and more because he dose Not want to be mobbed by people. 

Under that mask he is an unnatural level of sexy. If he wants to get you worked up quickly all he has to do is take off that mask and stare at you with those dreamy black and blue eyes. 

He is a bit of work from time to time. But some patience and a tenacity that wont quite will see to a very fulfilling relationship with this shy show host. 

He will 100% simp over you. Being at your beckon call. 

Treat him gently and he will give you all his love.

Vox:

( Confident and self-absorbed, but has a secret soft side, also a bit of a dork )

You were a rebound after he got dumped by Val... Again. Really he was just looking to make the other overlord jelly. He wasn’t expecting to actually like be into you after your little fling. 

It starts slow, mainly because he refuses to admit that he actually likes you for the longest time. But sooner or later he caves. He just has to go out on another date with you again. 

You of course after being ghosted for quite a while do not make it easy for him to get back with you. There is a little bit of time where you yank him around until you relent and agree to go out with him again. Having been with Val he is actually quite used to it. 

After date number two things kind of take off. You both start talking Way more and you best believe you become an accessory when he goes to events. He really likes having you around and on his arm as well, and it totally isn’t because he wants to make Val jealous with his new and clearly hot s/o. 

But , tbh, to him it is about more than just having you there physically. Although he is pretty bad at verbally letting you know that you are special to him. He much prefers to show you. 

Sometimes he can be a little clueless tho.

Expects lots of gifts and flowers and plenty of fancy cloths and expensive dates. Man has got money and that's the best way he know to show you you are special. That's what Valentio liked and everyone else he dated before that so you’ve gotta be into that shit too right?

Weather you like being super spoiled or not, eventually you start working with him and help him to see that a relationship is more than just literally dumping shit at you. It takes time, like a lot of it, but he will catch on. Sooner or later.

Just please be patient with this boi, he isn’t so great at the whole feelings and intimacies thing. But that don’t mean an old dog can’t learn some new tricks for you specifically.  

He really appreciates words of affirmation. Although he is pretty cocky and genuinely confident he still likes to hear your sweet  little words. It strokes his ego which from time to time can be deflated by his own insecurities. 

You were very aware going into this relationship that you were gonna need to give it time to crack this locked safe of emotions. He is not used to being vulnerable and this will cause your relationship to have many, many bumpy parts to it.

If you get into a fight he is likely to sulk and avoid you for a couple days and then feel really shitty because he has been ignoring you. Eventually he will come around and want to talk it out. Just give him some time okay.

Again patience really is the name of the game when dealing with Vox. Though his life is particularly fast passed, he need to take the time to slow down and process form time to time. 

With that said, you both agree that anything worth having is worth working for and if you don’t give up on him you will reap the reward of someone who is incredible loyal.  

Building and strengthening the trust you have will carry to incredible places with him.

Once he has decided you are truly what he wants, he is in it for the long haul and will be completely and totally devoted to you and you only. 

He may playfully gawk at others just to see you get a little jealous and so that he could remind you that although he could have anyone he wants, it is you he wants to say with . 

Honest Love is what you will receive when he gives you his heart. 

Valentino:

( I really don’t know what to say about him... He’s a pimp sooo like... If you can keep and hold his respect you are getting somewhere)

Lets be real, you know off the bat that getting involved with Valentino is a Huge pain in the ass. Largely in part to his personality and stubbornness. 

But he took an interest in you and you thought, what the hell ! This could either be tons of fun or a total waste of my time. You are the ballsy and adventurous sort so you liked a challenge.

You made it very clear from the get-go that you were not gonna let him push you around. You gave no fucks who he was, overlord or not. You had your standards and you were gonna stick to them dang it. 

That, besides the fact that you were a very sought after person in hell, was why he liked you. You took no shit and you knew what you were worth and honestly to him it was sexy as hell. 

You dynamic is very top to top in public. But in private he would really prefer that you take care of him. He has to be in control all the time and the fact that your equally as dominant means he can flip his switch when no one else is watching.

Honestly it took you by surprise at first. But you quite enjoy the little power dynamic.

This man is loaded to the tit as his industry sells a Lot. So if you're fashion sense was on point before expect it to go up another 10 levels. The accessory on his arm has to look as good as he does after all. He won't let you two go uncoordinated. Everything you two are seen has a theme and looks like it goes together perfectly.

He isn't really one for long term relationships, so however long your fling lasts once he gets board its over and your donezoes.

However if he liked you enough he might not completely kick you to the curb. He'll call you back when its convenient for him. And pull you from a rotation with some other side pieces.

Of course because of who you are, you bluntly refuse him and ignore him when he throws a fit at your unwillingness to come crawling back to him.

You are the first time he has not gotten exactly what he wanted from someone. And that pisses him off. So you best believe he is going to try everything to get you to come back to him.

At first he tried to win you over with gifts, you sent them back every time. When sweet didn't work he threatened you, tried to black mail you, sent his goons to drag you back to him, at one point he gets so frustrated he puts a hit on you. But of course nothing worked.

All this time scheming to get you back gave him room to think. Really think about why the hell he was doing all this for one person... and when he really got to thinking about it. He realized he was whroe-ishly desperate because he genuinely liked you, might even go far enough to say he even loved you a little bit.

At his realization he freaks out and goes to the only person he could even think of talking to about this Velvet.

After talking things over with her, she points out that its going to be very hard to get you back after everything that has happened and pretty much tells him to just give up cause your not worth it.

He became pretty depressed after that. He just wasn't the same Val. Vox and Velvet began to notice that his work began to suffer the more he mopped about losing you.

It frustrated Vox so much because with Val's side of the business slowly doing poorly it affected him and Velvet too. He decided the best way to deal with this problem was directly. So he kidnapped you and brought you to the studio.

He made a big scene of it. Tied you up and brought in Valentino. He said if they are such a problem for you then I have a simple solution. We'll get rid of them.

This made Valentino snap and he got into a fight with Vox.

During that time Velvet put into motion a little plan she had. She essentially walked up to you and just explained what had been going on with Val and what he told her. She let you know that Val realized he screwed up and that he actually really liked you and this whole mellow drama was all because you actually made an really big impact on Val.

Part of you was flattered and the other part frustrated with all the drama.

Valentino won the fight and walked over to Velvet and sternly demanded that she let you go.

Once untied, you folded your arms and looked away from him.

He apologized for all of this and everything he had done before and told you, you would never hear from the likes of them again.

You sighed and looked at him. You said that if you were really all that much of a fuss for him, you guessed you could give him a second chance.

He genuinely looked hopeful.

And you quickly and sternly stated that things needed to be different. You need to talk and set some boundaries and actually take the time to get to know each and not just for show. You also made him swear that if things didn't work out he would find a way to move on with his life so this didn't repeat.

He rubbed the back of his neck and said he couldn't make any promises but he would certainly try and do things differently this time.

Your relationship from then on out was still a lit of drama and attitude but it did work out for the better. You both genuinely work through things and for the most part have a healthy and happy relationship.

You reap what you sow and hard is the work for they who plant the seeds.

Wow that really took me a long time to write out and part of the reason was writing for Val. I had such a hard time coming up with his. But hey its done and now its out and a Big Thank you for everyone who waited.

[depressopax]

Nacho Varga relationship headcanons

NSFW version

Fandom - Better call Saul

Pairing: Ignacio “Nacho” Varga x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content. Situationships. Mentions of oral, handjob/fingering, degradation, penetration, semi-public, cuss words, sub/dom dynamic, pet names (gn) Reader is gender neutral. Might be a bit OOC! Words: 1.6K Summary: Dating Nacho would include…  English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! AO3 link! SFW version

Nacho is not the relationship type of guy.

He is scared of commitment, but most of all scared of hurting you.

If he is with you, it’s probably more of a Friends with benefits/No strings attached kind of situationship.

Sure he can be your friend and have sex with you - nothing more tho.

Nacho is more of a dom.

I feel like he’s a switch, but that's a side he hasn’t really explored, and would take some convincing for him to do so.

He likes being in charge and on top of his partner

It gives him a sense of control and he feels relaxed when he has you completely at his mercy

Buuuut… 👀

If he REALLY trusts and loves you

Homeboy will let you be on top sometimes. More about that later…

 When having sex with him, he is more of a “fast and rough”-guy

Will have you totally slutted out for him, begging for his touch

He is turned on by your submission and just how much he can dominate you if he wants to

His favorite position to take you in being doggy.

He loves having you on all fours and being able to thrust into you from behind

And he gets to stare at your ass the entire time without shame ;)

And he can give you light spanks on your ass etc…

I feel like he def is an ass guy

Which is the second reason he loves taking you from behind.

When he’s behind you he has full control of pace and is in a powerful position

He is very touchy during sex and likes grabbing your ass, thighs and hips, often with the intention of leaving marks

Speaking of leaving marks…

When he kisses your body, he does so to leave hickeys, and will be like “Oops, didn’t mean for that to happen lmao”

In a way, he likes claiming you

But he wouldn’t let you do the same to him.

Homeboy got them double standards

He is very loud in bed, cussing a lot, grunting and a few moans

He likes it when you are loud too.

Would probably be offended if you weren’t loud, and only fuck you even harder to make you react lmao

Nacho has a thing for degradation, but only when it comes to you.

If you are into that, he won’t hesitate to call you slut, bitch etc…

But he can also praise you during

“Look at you, taking my cock so well”“That’s it, you’re fucking amazing.”

He won't give you pet names tho, he finds it weird.

He prefers receiving oral.

He might give it to you, but then it’s mostly to “return the favor”

He’s not that enthusiastic when giving

Will make sure he does the job and makes you satisfied, because you deserve to feel good

But when receiving?

He L O V E S  I T

What can he say? It’s a good stress relief 

He just needs to sit down and have you do all the work

He’s not a head pusher, he lets you do things in your own pace

But if it’s too slow or “not good enough”, he’s not shy to guide you

Telling you how to move your mouth, where and when to use tongue

Your gagging is just a bonus to him.

Sorry but not that good at aftercare 😭

He might cuddle you, or give a few kisses

Or just lay in bed talking for a bit

After that? 

He either leaves to go to his place

If it’s late and he’s tired, he stays. But he just ends up falling asleep in your bed

Not the kind of person that cares if the two of you have left a mess. Why would it matter? 

Now for the second part of these headcanons… 👀

Nacho falling in love is rare

But when he does… Oh boy.

You’re his everything, and your sex life with him is totally different from how it used to be.

I feel like he totally acts different towards his FWB and someone he’s in love with

He’ll literally worship you

Sure he’s more of a dom and likes being on top

But if you insist on changing that, he’d be ok with it.

At first he hates the thought of being submissive

But something about seeing you on top of him, having him totally at your mercy…

Oh how the tables have turned.

And he loves it.

He likes how hot and powerful you look

He gets needy AF

Which gives you a good opportunity to be a tease 👀

Enough teasing and he will whimper for you even ;)

Of course he still likes being dominant, especially if you are submissive

But being dominated is nice for change sometimes…

A bit of a service top

He likes it when you boss him around and tell him what to do

The things he does when he’s on top of you - he does for your pleasure rather than for his own. 

Checks in on you a lot, whispering praise and lots of kisses

Fuck it, he even has pet names for you.

Nacho likes giving you spanish pet names, for example: Amorcito, Amor, Cariño

He finds it adorable when you’re flustered and always finds ways to make you that way

Whether it’s with words or touch.. He’ll do it

And tell you how fucking adorable you look

Homeboy is down bad for you

Legit is horny for you almost all the time and not shy to show it.

It’s enough with you wearing something that shows off skin, calling him a pet name or just being sweet to him… He just can’t help it!

He prefers to have sex at home, so he can make you scream his name as he claims you as his

But if his desires are urgent, or if he gets a boner in public etc…

He will take you right there and then.

You’re at some restaurant? At a cafe? Too fucking bad.

He knows how to rile you up, too.

Either by whispering dirty things to you, like telling you how badly he wants to fuck you, how hot you look…

Or simply with touch. 

Squeezing your thigh, having his fingers against the button on your jeans, his cold fingers finding their way into your shirt… You name it

Or his personal favorite:

Guiding your hand towards his crotch, having you gently rub his erection. “See what you do to me, amorcito?” AHDHJASHAD BYE- 🤤

He’ll grab your hand and lead you to the bathroom

But he got some class, at least. So if you’re too loud, he shuts you up, either with his palm against your lips, or with his fingers in your mouth.

He’ll fuck you against the wall while kissing your neck and whispering his love and devotion for you

He finds it entertaining to watch you wobble out of the bathroom after a quickie

…Which is usually just a warm up/appetizer of what’s to come once home ;)

He loves handjobs, especially cuddling up to you in the couch, watching a movie and then sliding his hand into your pants

Or his personal favorite - having you stroke his cock under the blanket whilst watching a movie with his hand around you, pretending nothing is happening…

He likes long, passionate sessions.

Really driving you wild with a combination of being rough and gentle, loving and mean… 

Nacho makes foreplay a big part of sex with you.

He wants to really warm you up and tease you

Likes it when you beg for his cock and to feel him

All I’m gonna say is, you need the warm-up, iykyk 🤭

Although, if he is in a hurry or just frustrated, he doesn’t mind a quickie.

Quickies with him leaves you breathless and with trembling legs “Gotta get to work, see you tonight, amorcito.” He’ll say, and give you a quick kiss before walking away, leaving you longing for more lmao

Oral remains the same as with a FWB

He prefers receiving but happily gives it too. 

But he’s actually more keen to making sure you enjoy receiving it

If he truly loves you, he could spend hours between your legs

E Y E  C O N T A C T

I’m sorry but his eyes??? I’m too autistic for eye contact but DAMN I could stare into his eyes all day &lt;3

He’s very observative to your reactions and it gets him going to see you enjoy his tongue and lips

Probably would let you sit on his face ngl

When you give him head, he’s extra praising

Keeps his hand on the back of your head or on your chin

As a supportive gesture

He loves watching your mouth full of his cock

He is extra loud to let you know you’re doing well

He actually likes and prioritizes aftercare 

He has you cuddled up to him

His fav cuddle position is having your head on his chest, whilst he rubs your back with his hands

Since he tends to get rough when he’s dominating you, he’s keen to make sure you’re alright and not feeling any discomfort.

Happily runs you a bath - and happily joins you, too ;)

If it’s nighttime, he’ll hold you tightly in his arms, telling you how much he loves you etc…

Basically? Very passionate and loving towards someone he’s in love with.

NACHO PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU AHHH 😭💕 Did I just make a 1.6K words smut headcanons for this gorgeous damn man? Yes. 0 regrets. <3

[whoretani]

LOVE LANGUAGES !!

characters: various cw: sfw, fluff, cursing, gender neutral

+ reupload cuz i deactivated my sfw blog lol mine is words of affirmation btw

PHYSICAL TOUCH (GIVING) they're really not the best at voicing their feelings but they do want you to know how much they love you. they love being around you your presence is just calming in a way they can't describe.

Mikey, Kazutora, RINDOU, Senju 

PHYSICAL TOUCH (RECEIVING) small touches from you make them so giddy it's almost embarrassing. they might be too nervous to initiate any physical touch but when you do it it makes them melt. even just a hug from you after a stressful day can make their day instantly so much better

KAZUTORA, Hakkai, Yamagishi, TAKUYA, Yuzuha

QUALITY TIME you two don't even have to be doing anything - honestly that's better. you're presence alone is enough for them. hearing abt your day is the highlight of theirs

Draken, Chifuyu, MITSUYA, Baji, Kazutora, Hanma, INUI, Kakucho, Ran, WAKASA, Akkun, Hina

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION (GIVING) they honestly don't ever shut up. it can honestly get a little much sometimes but they mean well. they love telling you how much they love you and seeing how you react.

CHIFUYU, Kazutora, SHINICHIRO, Izana, Yamagishi, Takuya, HINA

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION (RECEIVING) they know you love them ofc but if you randomly remind them it'll make their hearts melt and they fall even more in love with you

KAZUTORA, Emma, Souya, Sanzu, KOKO

ACTS OF SERVICE (GIVING) they just wanna take care of you. if you mention a chore that you needed to do that you didn't want to they'd do it no questions asked. if it were up to them you wouldn't do a thing

TAKEMICHI, Yuzuha, Souya, Hanma, Inui, Kakucho, RAN, Wakasa, AKKUN

ACTS OF SERVICE (RECEIVING) they're lowkey spoiled. it's okay tho bc they deserve it <3 seeing you do things for them just because you care warms their heart way more than they'd like to admit

IZANA, RINDOU, Yuzuha, Senju

GIFTS (GIVING) you will be spoiled - this isn't optional in their eyes. they need to make sure you know they'd do anything for you. they're also really good at giving gifts - definitely the type to write down things you mention in passing

DRAKEN, MITSUYA, Baji, Hakkai, Sanzu, Hanma, KOKO, Emma

GIFTS (RECEIVING) you thought about them enough to give them a present? instant death. they're so perplexed by it. when you tell them there's no reason for it they almost started crying.

Mikey, Takemichi, KAZUTORA