#not to brag or anything

[theskeletonmanwhoskeletoncan]

I felt like the espio fandom needed this (me, I'm the espio fandom)

I can't believe they added Espio the Chameleon to Sonic Rush 2005 guys omg no way

[connorsnothereeither]

Y’all I don’t know if I’ve mentioned but uh… my girlfriend is really pretty 👉👈

@darkwrenduck

[sourtomatola]

Sneak peek something something uh...

Thing on your swing.

[yosh-foshfish]

nyehehehehe

i can finally put him with kaveh in my teapot >:)

[the-actual-ocean]

oh god i always prayed this day wouldnt come. luckily for me, i only have one ball and two schlongs (one is 20 inches and the other is 6) so there really isnt much to be deepfried.

i am a biological female, i feel this is important to add.

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

Idk if this is too niche but Elliot from Stardew Valley and Henry from Red White and Royal Blue have the same vibe

Wants to be a writer? Check

Plays the piano? Check

Fancy gentleman? Yep

Sweet little guy? double check

Babygirl? Definitely

Hopeless romantic? Yessir

Gorgeous shiny beautiful hair that you want to run your fingers through? Another check

Likes duck feathers? Okay that’s just Elliot

Anyway that’s all I can think of right now but like???? Am I crazy or am I galaxy brain?

[the-lights-are-loud]

The Moon

They all had examined the image on the back of the thick, hooded tunic that Del wore when she was cold or particularly stressed. The thin silver thread outlined a quiet scene. A winding and twisting tree with dainty leaves that draped over a calm pond. What they always wondered was what the strange orb that hung above the pond was. Alec’s theory was that it was a lantern.

As Del gathered her notes from their last council meeting, Konrad’s eyes were trained on her back. Alec smirked. This wasn’t the first time he had caught the young king staring at his newly appointed seer.

“Delphie?”

“Yes, Your Majesty?” The forced politeness grated on Alec. She was still angry at what had happened the week prior. The irritation was masterfully hidden, but it still radiated off of her in waves that Alec easily picked up on.

“What is...” Konrad sighed and looked back down at the hardwood desk he sat at. “That image...on your...” He gestured to the item of beloved clothing.

“Yes?” Del gave him a concerned look. The fresh scar above her brow quirked up. Since receiving that injury, her expression had become more guarded around his Majesty. A well-deserved expression, in Alec’s opinion.

Konrad swallowed thickly, kingly confidence now fleeing when faced with the mistake of a night of terror. He had become a new person to her. The harsh distrust that he treated her with had melted away following the days since the attack. Alec was secretly proud of the change.

“What is the silver circle on the embroidery supposed to be? Is it a light of some sort?”

The tightness in Del’s jaw melted away, much to both Alec's and Konrad’s relief. She even smiled. A sad smile, but a smile nonetheless.

“Oh. That’s...That’s the moon.” Del suddenly looked puzzled. “Right...you don’t know what that is.”

“Describe it!” Konrad quickly replied. Alec cracked a large smile at his enthusiasm.

Del sat back down and hummed thoughtfully. “Well...the moon is...maybe I should start with the sky. Your sky is dark and purple all the time. My sky changes. It’s beautiful...and violent and striking... Y’know those glowing rocks and the animals who light up the top of the cave? Well, back home, we have something similar. We call them stars. They are these massive balls of fire, millions of miles away in our sky. They sparkle and brighten the night sky. That’s the sky that is the most like yours.”

Del’s expression was excited yet wistful. Alec was enraptured by the description. Konrad, however, could only see her in each word.

“We have a big star, that’s the one that changes the sky. It’s the closest to us. When you go outside, it feels like you’re sitting by the fire. Warm and inviting. But it’s powerful too. I get burned every summer. My skin turns pink all over where it sees the sun. It’s breathtaking...”

She quieted down and blinked rapidly, almost in surprise. Her breathing was shaky and her cheeks became rosy with emotion. Alec perked up at the signs of emotional distress and was prepared to lead her out of the room if needed.

The worried expression was the first thing that Alec noticed on Konrad’s face. Then the way his hand enveloped hers.

The seer stared at the king’s large hand surrounding hers. Her watery eyes dried before she swallowed and pulled her hand away.

“R-right, the moon. So the moon is this massive stone in the sky that reflects the light of the sun.”

Alec noticed the bitter embarrassment in Konrad’s demeanor. Del looked uncomfortable and strained. Her hands quietly tucked themselves away into her pockets.

“When it is full, um, when it completely reflects the sun like a silver mirror...” Del rubbed the back of her neck before gathering up her notes once again and standing.

The tension in the room was soon directed at Alec once she left.

“Your Majesty, you’re an idiot if you don’t apologize soon.”

[simsdaughters]

My secret talent is making shallow stories with deep characters

[anotherbislut]

someday I will learn that if I'm gonna blow a guy during a first hookup, I need to stop before he gets off or else I won't have anything to ride

[your-gracee]

WHY ARE THEY TAKING ALL THG FILMS OFF OF NETFLIX AGAIN??? MY HEART CANNOT SURVIVE THIS!!!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

You wanna know what a REAL "autism superpower" is? Being the friend who solves murder mysteries and wins at clue.

[ishkabibblethings]

balance is making shit post memes of your blorbos while listening to deep philosophical audiobooks.

[natsmagi]

i dont think u guys understand how stressful summer birthday gachas in enstars are for me

[hasanpits]

i'm a terrible girlfriend but an awesome best friend

[neolithicastronaut]

Sometimes dinner can be a bowl of quinoa salad, another bowl of cold pasta from the fridge stirred with mashed avocado and mayonnaise, more cold pasta shoved plain directly into your mouth, two steamed dim sims, and half a granny smith apple with peanut butter.

[daveysexual]

still the best thing i got out of newsies uk was multiple cast members telling me at the stagedoor that they loved my reactions in the audience