#not to be crazy or whatever

[1892]

here’s my ts take:

i think debut is fine, great for something written at 14-15 and great for country radio at the time. fearless is great, it’s a phenomenal second album, but in the face of the rest of her discography it’s pretty neutral. speak now is weaker than fearless but the songs that hit HIT for real like dear john and last kiss are some of her best songs but there’s some major weak points on that album. red is a perfect transition from country -> pop and i don’t think it could have been better for the time, it is a perfect album for 2012 and i think it absolutely holds up (red tv does not), 1989 is a perfect pop album, the deluxe tracks are amazing too, although i think clean should have been her track 5 i’ll accept that it’s not and move on. reputation i love personally but i realize that it is not “good” or “very original” on her part. lover sucks, it’s worse than the best songs on debut, though dbatc and cruel summer are great (i actually have a theory that cruel summer only exists because she wanted to name it after the kanye comp. album...which is just objectively probably true because she’s obsessed with him still...as seen in the lyrics from peace where she capitalizes “robbers to the east, clowns to the West”) anyway. folklore was pretty great with the exception of a few very corny lyrics and a really shitty bonus song on the deluxe edition, the lakes is stupid and cringe for talking about getting canceled on the internet. generally all her music where she talks about “receipts” and “drama” is stupid and annoying. evermore was basically pointless. the best songs on evermore would have fit on a deluxe version of folklore and she didn’t need to make a full album for them most could be scrapped and i wouldn’t miss them. don’t even get me started on how much i hate taylor’s versions of almost everything plus i think almost all the vault tracks are just...trash. i bet you think about me and better man are the only vault tracks that i would ever consider good enough to make it onto the main album. we do not need all this content, at this point it’s just quantity over quality. where she used to make a concise album (red/1989 especially) she now just puts out as much shit as she can think of (even saying in an insta caption that she wants to share her creative process more or some bs like that) and then midnights comes along, just the epitome of everything wrong with taylor swift at the moment. boring, bland, nothing. terrible.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[bioethicists]

every time a new SA allegation of a favored celeb arises, i'm reminded of the absolutely soul-crushing experience of the depp/heard trial in which i learned that dozens of ppl i loved + respected + trusted were also willing to engage in the basest form of misogyny if the woman Seemed Crazy Enough. there was a horrifying 2ish weeks on this website + much longer irl where i genuinely felt unsafe voicing my discomfort as i relived something eerily reminiscent of the aftermath of my own assaults playing out on screen, commented on by true crime youtubers like it was a red sox game.

it happens time + time again with every new allegation + it's truly the most agonizing + exhausting part of being a survivor. i am begging you all to consider that survivors are watching you engage with this stuff like theater + it erodes our trust in all of you + compounds our grief.

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

[mildh4nn]

THE KING OF PIRATES

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Added this as a print to buy if anyone would like to grab one as well

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[beybuniki]

Pro Hero!Bakugo trying to socialize with IT!Deku but it somehow doesn't go as planned because ofc it wouldn't fuck his baka lifeeee (for @habken 's scammers to lovers au! )

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[ichiro-artosaki]

*tadpole connection online*

and i couldn't decide whether or not to keep the makeup so here she is with it

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[girlwiththegreenhat]

team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[yrsonpurpose]

"I didn't ever want to keep you from the King, but the King from you."

[avephelis]

we are locking into BEAST MODE to unleash our SUPER MONSTER BLAST chip

[amygdalae]