#not to be crass

[butch-chastity]

i ate really spicy food and i can still feel the spiciness inside of my stomach O_O

[thenineofus]

"OMG Colin Robinson came out as queer 😳😳😳😳"

Did... did you all miss that part a few episodes ago where he was taking it up the pussy from Laszlo?

[masculinepeacock]

y’all know cody rhodes gets pegged

[chloesimaginationthings]

Steve Raglan has the wrong FNAF Mike Schmidt…

[humbug-demartino]

"Arts 'N Crass" [S2 Ep01]

[izurukamukurabignaturals]

You feel your fingers crawling up your back

I was hit with many different concepts that lined up to make this. Had a blast making this piece, happy fingers in his ass sunday

[dustydaddyyy]

his ARMM

Pedro Pascal | Javier Peña Narcos 2.03 -Our Man In Madrid

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.

[melathinn]

Huge ginormous juicy perk of going from water fasting back to non solid food is immediately shitting

[buriedwithoutceremony]

opposite energy of me and @no-hablo-english frothing at each other about how much we fucking hate the Terrifier movies

horror fan conversation simulator 

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

When I started choosing embroidery patterns for my store, I was really focused on relatively small, simple designs. Things that would be quick and easy for beginners. But honestly... I think I underestimated just how easy the printed interfacing would be, since it's the needlework version of completing a dot-to-dot patterns. They take time, but none of the constant counting and ripping stitches out.

So that meant I've started to get ambitious. Little designs are still great, but what about a few designs that are dazzling from the other side of the room? As a treat?

Maybe just one of Giovanni Ostaus's shirt opening border designs from 1561?

Some fancy chickens and um... tulips? pomegranates? water fountains?

And just for me, a pattern you won't find in any history book, a little confection I made that I like to call: "Strawberry Fieldmice Forever"

That's only like, half of them. I just dumped a whole bunch onto my Etsy.

Interested?

Beginner-friendly historical and fantasy embroidery patterns, right this way!

[archangel-dormiens]

Last tear, I complained about Dollar Tree and Costco's ridiculously early jumping on holidays. I take no pleasure in this year's induction. It's June 29th. Dear Joanne Fabrics: what the actual f*** are you doing??!

Not one, not two, but THREE AND A HALF AISLES OF HALLOWEEN?? In JULY!?!?!!!

Joanne, now you're really f***ing with me. Not just a sale, but CLEARANCE?!?!???

I'm done. I got nothing more.

[theseventhveil1945]

KILL BILL VOL. 2 (2004) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[cricket-moth]

NEED a fic where batman and superman have been working together for years already and then come together with the justice league

and this is fine and chill and yeah they’re the world’s finest, what more can you say. maybe they’re in a relationship or a situationship or something in between. and then one day Little Baby Robin Dick Grayson shows up with his bats.

Itty Bitty Sunshiney Child with a brightly colored outfit AND a pension for ruthlessness? holy shit this is batman and superman’s son wow. don’t know how that happened but oh well, not the strangest thing they’ve seen this week.

they all call him “your boy” or “your Robin” and neither man blinks an eye at this. half the time they says, “go ask your father,” he runs to kal. and there’s no way that kid can move like that without some kind of gravity distortion akin to superman.

until SOMEONE asks something STUPID and maybe it all ends up with this being dick’s long term plan to get his fathers, in fact, together.

[likeadog]

bakugou experiencing catastrophic heart failure followed by catastrophic heart victory and then throwing hands with evil afo baby until he splatters him back into a zygote was not something i ever expected to happen in bnha but it is really fun explaining to people who havent kept up in a few years

[kingjasnah]

coming back online to remind people that it's HIS YEAR and then logging off again