#not the studio approving of my headcanon

[smokerswifey]

I posted this headcanon like 4 months ago btw

[elsa-fogen]

So. On the topic of Alastor headcannons. What's your opinion on these radio themed ones:

Alastor has an internal radio. Like the concept of having songs play through your head, but more literal. He can tune to stations as if he was a radio himself. And if he really wants to, he can connect himself to other radios in his immediate vicinity and play that music though them instead.

His antlers help his radio powers. So when they get damaged (in battle, sheds them, whatever reason you wanna put here) his internal radio goes bazerk. Think; flipping stations randomly, connecting to other radios when he doesn't want it to, playing loud static at random. All the chaos.

He can hear through other radios. He once had to listen to Vox playing Barbie Girl through a TV right next to a radio in Vox's studio, for a week straight. Surely enough; Barbie Girl is now banned from all radio stations in hell.

What do you think? I got more like these if you like them. Give me a generic topic and I can probably list several under that category.

OHH RADIO HEASCANONS

Yes, but he also can turn it on and off when he needs

Never thought about it, but it's funny (don't think i'm going to use it anywhere but who knows, maybe i'll make some funzies with that)

Pretty much used it in one my comic slihdsdkjfh +headcanon that Vox taught him that, he also can control when and which radio he wants to listen (or his head would be a horrible mess) ut i like headcanon that he has some songs banned on the radio lol

speaking of other radiostations, i actually made an instruction on How To get Your Own Radio Station In Hell, let me just find it real quick... i wanted to share it long ago, but couldn't find a moment

Imagine you're a normal sinner in hell, who suddenly wants to become radio host for one small station. and it's possible! and you won't even die, and get some benefits, if succeed. So, it's kinda hard, but doable

1. You need to write a letter asking for a permission to have your own station to The Radio Demon himself. a) letter should be handwritten, and your handwriting must be at least readable. Or you can use typewriter, if you find one. DO NOT write it on a computer and then print, you'll probably won't be able to get your station in following 50 years b) You should send your letter via post. DO NOT try to meet Radio Demon in person, you'll just lose time, or even if you get lucky, he won't take your letter. b*) Now you can just come to Hazbin Hotel and give your letter to Charlie Morningstar and ask her to give it to Radio Demon. Don't worry, she won't read it. b**) You should leave your contacts, that's obligatory if you want to get an answer - that means you have to have a place to live. c) Do not try to e-mail him, he doesn't even have a phone or computer to receive it. If someone gives you 100% totally real Radio Demon's e-mail - don't trust them, its fake 2. You'll get answer from the Radio Demon in 1-2 weeks, he'll send you set of papers which you have to fill out. You'll probably have to do it 3-4 times so don't worry, he's just testing your dedication. In these papers you give general info about your future radio station - the name, schedule, what activities you'll gonna have and what kinds of music wanna play. Include some jazz, especially if you mostly want to have modern music. You'll also have to tell a bit about yourself. You absolutely should not be connected to voxtech in any way. 2.b) he may simply dislike your ass and become a real bureaucratic monster. Keep trying - you can impress him with you dedication and he may like you in the end 3. When you got your application approved, you'll have to sign a contract, that gives you right to broadcast on a certain radio frequency. According to the contract - your radio station belongs to the Radio Demon, you'll just getting it in unlimited use, until the contract terminated. You DO NOT sell your soul to the Radio Demon. He can broadcast over you any time he needs and you can't do anything about it. He can also ask you to change something in your broadcast schedule, ask to replace of cancel any of your programs, ban music and so on. (Tho, he probably won't do anything of it). But since your radio station is his property, you're as well under his protection while you on your station, so if someone attacks you and you're unable to protect yourself and your station, you'll have a way to contact him and ask for help. You'll have a specific channel for it and list of morse codes for emergencies. You should not use this channel for anything else, or you'll lose your station. 4. After all paperwork is done and approved, you have to get equipment for your station. DO NOT use ANYTHING voxtech related, and you absolutely cannot have TV on your station. 5. After you got all the equipment, invite the Radio Demon to your station. He'll set everything up for you and give you list of emergency codes. Do not try to interrupt his infodumps even if you lost track of it and can't understand shit, it's better if you show enthusiasm. 6. And done! Now you are happy small radio host! The Radio Demon may show up on your station sometimes to check how everything's going, but don't worry about it, he won't be bother you too often after few weeks.

P. S. You are NOT friends with the Radio Demon, even if he acts friendly and calls you "dear" - that's just his normal, not-threatenning behavior P. P. S. Don't be too personal, don't dump on him your problems if they aren't related to the station when he comes to you. Just make him some coffee, talk about weather and tell that everything works just fine P. P. P. S. ABSOLUTELY! DO NOT! TRY TO HUG HIM! He'll just laugh at you, and if you somehow succeed he'll make everything to make you regret every action in your life and afterlife that led you to this moment (and it doesn't necessarily means he will torture you physically, once he run into masacistic freak that got a boner when was tortured) P. P. P. P. S. If you caught feelings for him - suffer in silence and NEVER try to confess. You'll lose your station immediately and will never get it back.

All these instructions are totally written by Rosie who heared so many complaints from Alastor about how people want to become a radio host but can't do it properly

And Alastor is probably making them experience what he went through to become a radio host in life

GOD, TUMBLR WHY UR SUCH AN ASS TODAY WTF LET ME JUST POST MY SILLY TEXT

[dewdropdinosaur]

HEADCANON: READER DEFENDS THE HOTEL

ALASTOR, HUSK, ANGEL DUST x READER Summary: The Reader is a bouncer at the hotel and defends it from intruders. Warnings: Cussing and implied violence. I can't remember who requested this, please comment and I'll tag you!

ALASTOR:

The Hazbin Hotel was typically bustling with its usual chaotic energy, but tonight, Alastor was enjoying a rare moment of solitude in his radio studio. The crackling vinyl records and his own smooth voice filled the airwaves as he spun tales and melodies from another era.

Suddenly, the tranquility shattered with the sound of breaking glass and frantic shouts. Alastor's grin widened as he sensed an opportunity for some devilish entertainment. He emerged from his studio, floating down the hallways with an eerie grace.In the lobby, chaos bounced off every wall. A figure clad in shadows and armed with a gleaming blade charged and stabbed at residents, who scrambled for cover amidst shrieks and curses. Alastor's crimson eyes gleamed with delight at the unexpected spectacle.

"Well, well, what have we here?" Alastor purred, his voice carrying a sinister edge that sent a chill down the intruder's spine.

Y/N the Hazbin Hotel's enigmatic bouncer known for their stoic demeanor, intercepted the assailant with a swift, unexpected move. Their grip was firm and practiced, effortlessly disarming the intruder and pinning them to the ground with an almost casual ease.

"Naughty, naughty," Alastor chuckled, his grin widening as he floated closer to inspect the commotion. "Seems like we have an uninvited guest causing a ruckus."

The intruder struggled against the Y/N’s hold, but their efforts were in vain against the bouncer's superior strength and skill. Alastor's radio microphone appeared in his hand as if conjured from thin air, amplifying his voice as he addressed the stunned guests.

"Fear not, dear listeners! Our resident bouncer has the situation well in hand," Alastor announced with theatrical flair, his tone ringing out with both menace and amusement.

The residents watched in awe and relief as the intruder was swiftly subdued and escorted away by Y/N. Alastor's eerie chuckle echoed through the lobby, blending with the grateful murmurs of the guests.

As the chaos settled, Alastor turned to the male reader with a glint of approval in his eyes. "Well done, my dear. You've earned yourself quite the applause tonight."

"You were simply marvelous, darling," Alastor chimed in, his voice a melodic blend of approval and amusement. "Quite the performer, if I do say so myself."

Y/N snickered lightly, his gaze flickering to Alastor's unnerving grin. "Just doing what needs to be done, Al.”

"Indeed," Alastor replied, his gaze lingering on the bouncer with a knowing glint. "But not everyone possesses your... flair for the dramatic."

Y/N accepted the praise with a humble nod, the stoic facade softening ever so slightly amidst Alastor’s comment. “I’ll keep in mind to put on a show for you next time then.”

“My dear, I dearly look foward to it.” 

HUSK:

The Hazbin Hotel's bar was unusually quiet tonight, which suited Husk just fine. He lounged behind the counter, nursing a glass of whiskey and flipping through a deck of cards. His sharp eyes watched the room lazily, ever-ready for any disturbances. Suddenly, chaos erupted in the lobby. Husk's ears perked up at the sound of crashing glass and panicked shouts. With a grumble, he set aside his cards and sauntered out from behind the bar, tail flicking irritably.

In the midst of the commotion stood Y/N the Hazbin Hotel's bouncer known for his no-nonsense attitude and quick reflexes. The intruder, a drunk swinging around a bat with one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other, ran towards Charlie and Sir Pentious. 

"Hell's bells," Husk muttered under his breath, cracking his knuckles with a grim determination. He wasn't one to jump into action unless absolutely necessary, but this was pushing it.

With surprising agility for someone perpetually half-drunk, Husk lunged forward and intercepted the intruder just as they lunged towards a frightened Charlie. His claws flashed in the dim light as he delivered a swift, incapacitating blow that sent the assailant reeling.

"Back off, buddy," Husk growled, his voice low and dangerous as he pinned the intruder to the ground. The guests stared in awe, some retreating to safety while others watched in stunned silence.

The Y/N nodded in acknowledgment, his gaze briefly meeting Husk's with a flicker of gratitude. Together, they kept the intruder restrained until the hotel's security team arrived to take over.

In the aftermath of the incident, the Hazbin Hotel's lounge buzzed with a mixture of relief and lingering tension. Husk returned to his usual spot behind the bar, pouring himself another drink with a shake of his head.

Husk grunted nonchalantly from behind the bar, sipping his drink as he listened to the commotion. He glanced over at Y/N with a rare hint of approval in his eyes. "Not bad, kid. Maybe you're not entirely useless around here."

Y/N chuckled, accepting the praise with a  nod. He glanced at Husk with a faint smile, silently acknowledging the grizzled bartender's unexpected approval.

As the conversation continued, filled with laughter and shared relief, Husk allowed himself a rare moment of camaraderie with the others. In the Hazbin Hotel, amidst demons and misfits, he had found a peculiar sense of belonging that he grudgingly cherished.

ANGEL DUST:

It was a quiet evening at the Hazbin Hotel, or as quiet as it could get in Hell with the constant bar and club scene that made up the main drag. Y/N, the hotel’s bouncer, was lounging in the lobby after the bar had just closed down. After the battle with Heaven, Charlie found it important to bring on extra secuirty and Y/N jumped at the chance for free housing and good pay. Their keen eyes scanned the lobby, ensuring all was in order.

Suddenly, a commotion erupted near the entrance. A cloaked figure burst through the doors, wielding a jagged heavenly blade and shouting obscenities. Panic spread among the residents as the intruder made a beeline towards Angel Dust.Without hesitation, Y/N sprang into action. Years of training kicked in, muscles tensing as they intercepted the assailant with a swift, well-aimed tackle. They crashed into a nearby pillar, the impact echoing through the lobby.

"Get back!" Y/N shouted, pinning the intruder down with practiced ease. The residents gasped in awe and relief, some retreating to safety while others watched in stunned silence.

The intruder struggled against Y/N’s grip, thrashing wildly. But Y/N held firm, focus unwavering as he restrained the assailant until the intruder passed out. 

In the aftermath of the incident, Y/N found himself in the hotel's lounge, nursing a drink amid the lingering buzz of adrenaline. Angel Dust slinked foward, leaning over a couch cushion, face near Y/N’s. 

The Y?n chuckled modestly, rubbing the back of their neck. “You here to praise me too? Gosh, I am just doing my job, folks. It’s what I am paid to do and anyone else would’ve done the same.”

"But not everyone did. You're a real hero, ya know? Gotta give credit where it's due."

The Y/N nodded gratefully, appreciating the unexpected praise from the usually irreverent spider demon. “Thanks…Angel. Means a lot coming from you.”

“Oh babes, there is a lot of other things that strong body of yours could get to come from me.”

“Angel what the fuck, we were having a moment!”

[desmond69miles]

Hi there!

Can I ask for an ink demon x reader headcanons for a chubby fem reader who’s really cuddly and sweet, but can’t always portray her emotions correctly? You can do SFW and/or NSFW, it’s up to you! But I’m in the mood for something cutesy and fluffy!

Also, I love your content, have a great day/night! ^^

It's been a little since last posting and asks have been marinating in the ask box for awhile... It's finally time to get them done in some spring cleaning.

And as always, thank you for your ask! I apologize for taking a literal lightyear - shits been INSANE.

Warnings/Tags: No big warnings! Major fluff, hints at reader being autistic. No NSFW!

[-: Starting off strong, your relationship with Bendy is a little rocky to start. Both of you poorly communicate your emotions. The Ink Demon being the Ink Demon, he's not always open for cuddles, hugs, and kisses, and struggles to properly set the boundary for when it's okay for physical intimacy. Most often him setting a boundary is a violent growl and a snap of his teeth; not the most welcoming thing. And of course, you can't properly communicate that it's hurtful (and scary) when he responds that way to your affection so most instances end in separation and the silent treatment.

[-: I do think that the more you were around each other and the more you got used to each others patterns/behaviors, communication would become easier and less vocalized, more shown throughout body language, especially on Bendy's part. His major communication is through body language, not spoken words, much like any animal (and there are verbal cues such as a low growl - meaning 'space, please' - a hiss - meaning 'I'm getting pissed' - and your personal favorite, a quiet trill meaning 'show me some affection').

[-: I can imagine some frustration on both your end and the Ink Demons, this is new to the both of you. Thankfully Sammy is there to give some pointers on how not to be mauled by his lord (which works a lot better for you). But as I said above, time, effort, praise, and unconditional love will make everything easier.

[-: Oh my lord, I know Bendy would be very stubborn even if communication was therapist approved. Like, imagine this,,

It's the middle of the night. Or, at least you think so; there's no real way to tell time this deep down in the studio. It was a very, very long day of walking, fighting for your life, and dealing with Sammy and there was nothing more you wanted than a hot bath and to curl up with your inky lover. The bath was achieved successfully, Bendy sat by the tub and played with a rubber duck while you relaxed and climbing in bed was fairly easy as well. Half way into your sleep though, your eyes opened to the sound of crunching. This wasn't like a bag of chips crunching or like paper, no, it was... hard. Boney, if you would.

"Bendy, what the hell are you chewing on?"

"A bone."

"...Can you stop?"

"...No."

[-: Back onto the cuddly and sweet part, I think that Bendy would like that in moderation. He needs his space occasionally as I said before, but I do think he'd curl up against you like a huge dog (in the middle of the night you'd wake up to him licking your arm but that's besides the point). PDA around the studio is a heavy no no but in closed doors, in strictly demon domain, the Ink Demon doesn't mind if you cling to his arm (more likely leg, have you seen how tall he is?) while he draws/chills.

And... I got no more inside my brain.

Thank you guys for reading <3 Comments/Reblogs are like cocaine please keep them coming

[sylvies-chen]

sleepover weekend! chenford headcanons: pre-relationship, angst era, established relationship, break up, and a future one ♡

ooooh okay this is making my mind run wild!!

pre-relationship: lucy somehow rigs the shop radio (not their comms radio but their music station radio) to only play sir mix-a-lot, and tim tries his hardest to switch the channel or turn it off but it doesn’t work and he’s stuck with it the whole afternoon as payback after some particularly brutal tim test

angst era: one of them ABSOLUTELY says the other’s name during sex with their s/o (chris or ashley) at some point, I just can’t decide who I’d prefer it to be. the part of me that hates chris wants it to be lucy but I think realistically it would be tim because he somehow ends up being the messier one of the relationship. either way, it thankfully goes unnoticed by their partner but it’s like… enough to make them a bit sad and a bit freaked out

established relationship: tim has met lucy’s parents and they hate tim. tim actually stands up for lucy real good at one point and this doesn’t impress her father but it does impress her mother because a lot of tim’s rant to them is about letting lucy be free to make her own choices and lucy’s mom felt too restricted by lucy’s father and so seeing him actively advocate for her is like oh ok so maybe my therapy talk did work and my daughter can have a relationship where she’s seen and isn’t bored or neglected or controlled. maybe I did raise her right in this regard kind of thing. and so she slips tim a few recipes on the way out which is a big deal for her and lucy knows then that she fully approves.

breakup: tim has to put kojo on anxiety meds after the breakup because he keeps whining for lucy in the middle of the night and both of the boys struggle with sleep for a rough few weeks

future: I have so many for these tbh, like lucy gets tim’s name tattooed in mandarin on her inner thigh when they get back together (and yes I’m writing a fic about this), when they buy a house and move in together they make a studio above the garage in case tamara ever visits or needs a place to stay, they have a really hard time conceiving at first when they do eventually want kids and see a fertility specialist and it’s like a real rough patch, but also my happier headcanon for that is that once she does get pregnant you’d think they’d cool it on the sex after having to try so hard but NOPE the sex somehow gets hotter and more frequent, like pregnant lucy makes tim horny 100%

[lamperts-rokea]

It's headcanon time y'all (except it's Infeced/kspsr and Robloxian lore)

TW! Weight/body types

Kasper is the most gender fluid piece of shit ever. He usually stays male but occasionally he'll look at himself and think, "hm... Boobs". Infected is also gender fluid since he technically shares the same mind-ish.

My whole thought process for Kas/fected was that the virus acts more like a parasite than anything else since it took over both his mind and body, and so people would address it as such. Infected is basically just a separate persona from Kasper, a similar personality to him to try and mimic the thoughts of Robloxians. I thought of it similarly to a Fleshcousin, but instead of just being a doppelganger, Infected is literally just Kasper but downgraded.

Kasper was made in Studio. This means that he can go back in and change his morph at any moment he wants to. That's why he identifies as genderfluid. He has saved presets for what gender he wants to present as for the day.

His full name is Kasper Studios / Infected Studios since technically Roblox Studio is considered his dad.

His female preset has periods because I say so. If she wants to be a girl, then she has to have the full experience :)

Kasper is a very crafty person. He occasionally built on some of the things he has. His makes him alright in Marks book, at least before he caught the parasite. Wallter still found him "unproper" and "too modern" for his tastes, no matter how hard Kas tried to get his approval.

Occasionally he gets Lampert mixed up as a sleeping lamp, so sometimes he'll just try and take a random lamp.

Since Roblox Studios is considered the base of the whole Robloxian world, this makes him a god, and in hindsight, since Kasper is his son, this would also make him a god, or the son of one at least. He has the power to create/remove anyone/thing, but he chooses to not use his power ever since he wanted to live his life as a normal Robloxian.

Roblox is the one who occasionally makes money(in Robux) just fall from the sky for Kas/fected.

He is objectum, no reasoning required.

He is also omnisexual(like pansexual, but you have a preference in gender), and doesn't really care what the gender of whom he dates is. He is the typa person to like how you look, acknowledge it and compliment it, but also value your personality at the same time.

Kas's favorite ice cream flavors are mint with Oreos and cherry sorbet.

He is considered immortal, alongside older gen Robloxians since they have their morph pads to respawn on. Newer gen Robloxians aren't considered immortal because of this reason.

Even though Kas/fected is considered immortal, every time he respawns, he keeps any of the bodily damage done to him in the form of scars. This only works if he experienced physical damage near his skin, not including death from gas or brain/organ damage. This means his body is covered in scars from past experiences. His largest scars are one that scrapes all across his back, and the other near his ribcage. He has tried to remove the scars before, but is unable to for an unknown reason.

Robloxians have a similar anatomy to humans, except the fact that their bodies are shaped to their body pack, like the Robloxian 1.0, 2.0, the R6, R15, etc. despite their body being stuck in this form, they can still grow over or underweight and appear as such. Think of like, the R6 body not being considered overweight, but if they don't watch their weight, they can still grow more fat.

If Kas were to ever be cured from the virus, it would be a long recovery. The parasite would leave the body, meaning Kas would be back to his normal self, but it would leave him weak. He would have to go through a sickness that would be similar to a flu, and even after that was gone, he'd still be dangerously underweight and have to go through some time to recover his body shape. And THEN he would be left with a lot of regrets and mental trauma, so he'll need to rely on the support of his friends to get him through all the guilt and pain. Even then, he would still have occasional episodes where he doesn't feel in control of his own body, as if the parasite was still inside of him. He wouldn't be the same, but over the course of a few years he'll slowly go back to normal, with less and less of these "episodes" happening.

He has High-functioning autism and ADHD, along with anxiety. After he is cured, he'd have diagnosed MPD (Multiple-personality Disorder), and would go through therapy to help cure him of it.

The only reason Kas hasn't been cured by Roblox (he could just go into Kas's files and remove the glitch) is because Roblox "doesn't interfere with destiny", whatever that means.

Despite him barely having any memories with Lampert, Infected still wants to stay close to him, for some reason. He even began to develop a crush for Lampert, not knowing what he n Kasper used to have.

He goes by Kasper, Kas, or Kassi. He doesn't care which one you use, but they're mostly based on what gender he presents himself as for the day.

Agghhh infected I love you so much you're so stupid

(I FORGOT TO ADD THE LAST ONE OOPSIES)

[chronicbeans]

Now that we, humble anons, have your approval, i would like to request romantic headcanons for Home. I'm not even attracted to it i just think that'd be hilarious to read, and... Good writing practice i guess? 😂

Surprise me!

Lol! You'd be surprised by how useful it is (at least for me) to try writing the most absurd things and taking it seriously. (Would that count as crack taken seriously? Lol)

Anyways, Here you go! These will probably be one-sided romantic on Home's end.

Romantic Home Headcanons:

TW:... Idk, Home's a literal living house? If you don't want a house crushing on you don't read- but seriously I don't believe there are any triggering topics in this. Lol

🏠 So, like... I have two questions for you. A. How did you get a living house to have a crush on you? B. ... HOW DID YOU GET A LIVING HOUSE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?

🏠 Like, in this case (because it is not a yandere or anything), it is okay. The most awkward parts are just that, again, it is a living house. It also isn't even YOUR house. It's your neighbor's house. So... visiting Wally is a bit awkward everytime. Especially since he seems to be trying to get you and Home together... Look, he just wants his house to be happy, alright?

🏠 Home doesn't know that you know it has a crush on you. To everyone, however, it is very obvious. Home is usually a very "shy" house, as in, it doesn't interact with people often besides the creaks and groans it emits from the wood. It usually only interacts with Wally, and only when it is just the two of them. Home DOES interact with you, know. Quite a lot, too. This amount of interaction, alongside the small amount of expression Home can make from the outside with its eyes, has clued basically everyone in on its feelings for you.

🏠 So, how does Home interact with someone? From one of my VERY old Headcanons, I mentioned that Home can move the furniture that came with it when Wally moved in. This includes things like the curtains, the couch, the blanket draped across the couch (which Wally liked enough to begin using as his bedsheet. It is very soft, surprisingly!), and even a few of the chairs. So, Home uses whatever it can move around to interact with you!

🏠 You tend to do some chores around Home whenever you visit. Wally takes good care of the house, but even he can't help missing a few spots when cleaning. It's almost like he goes into chaos mode when he paints. He'd be painting in the little studio he has, then by some miracle, there is paint splattered all over the kitchen. So, you try to help out while you can. Home is a living being, after all. Feeling dirty and not being able to wash off must suck.

🏠 It was after a few of these times that you began noticing Home being more affectionate. One day, while washing the wall by the windows, you were suddenly wrapped up in the curtains, almost like a blanket. You were let go as soon as they wrapped around you, but it did make you a bit confused. Was that a good or a bad thing? When you told Wally what happened, he simply cooed "AWWW! Home likes you! Yay!"

🏠 If you had to make a guess, all of the cleaning, decorating for holidays, and overall time spent in and around Home made it like you. You come over more often than the other neighbors, just to help Wally care for it. You even came up with the idea of celebrating the day Wally moved into Home, almost like a birthday! Home doesn't really have a birthday, but everyone else does, so why can't the neighborhood come up with a holiday just for Home? Home must've found it sweet and kind of you!

🏠 Now, everytime you visit, you are usually hugged (wrapped up in curtains or blankets), snuggled (wrapped up in ANYTHING Home can wrap you in, all at once. You usually look like you are in a cocoon), helped out with chores (random doors in Home will open, helping you find things, such as carpet cleaner, sanitizer, brooms, and mops), and thanked for your work (the random creaks and groans that Home tends to emit. They freak you out)! It isn't much, but it is all Home can do. For now.

[dockofshame]

Zoey x Reader x *Mike Relationship Headcanons

(*With a mention of the alters)

The three of you were already good friends from your time on Revenge on the Island, so the transition from friends to being significant others was pretty smooth. If you three have Facebook, all of you have your relationship statuses listed as “it’s complicated”.

Mike’s preferred dates are all over the map. He can have just as much fun at a theme park- Vito really liked the Hagrid’s Motorbike ride at Universal Studios- as he can at a sporting event or at an escape room… Manitoba really likes the escape rooms. Zoey’s preferred dates are pretty similar to what I mentioned in my Zoey x Reader headcanon list as she’s more into the vintage dates such as trips to a diner or going to the drive-in.

Zoey and Mike kept in touch with Cameron outside of the show, so he joins your hangouts sometimes too! They’re all huge Nintendo fans and all have Switches… Zoey likes Animal Crossing, Cameron likes Brilliant Diamond, and Mike likes the Zelda games. They also like Mario Kart and Mario Party.

Mike’s mostly pretty confident in himself in your relationship; thanks in part to Vito (“of course, why WOULDN’T these two want to be in a relationship with me?”). Zoey needs more verbal reassurance and has to be reminded that she doesn’t have to panic about trying to obtain your approval, or Mike’s for that matter.

With Zoey’s parents, there’s not really any formal “meet the parents”; they just suspect you all enjoy each other’s company and that when the time comes, Zoey will find her person. Mike’s parents catch onto the throuple thing pretty quickly but they’re very “don’t ask, don’t tell” about it.

Zoey would 100% be the person who got a Cricut and makes cutesy matching vacation shirts or ugly Christmas T-shirts (she can’t knit to save her life, so no sweaters), so she has tons of photos of the three of you in them. She also got you guys to dress up as the Avengers for Halloween one time; she wanted to be Black Widow.

[ieggthots]

Not sure if request are still opened but I might just give it a try.

Reader's parents(either one) were acquittance with Joey and were allowed to stay at the studio after school since it's better to be surrounded by people working on your favorite cartoon while you play and do your homework right? Unlike the others who were uncomfortable with the ink abomination, Reader (child) actually befriended the creature but after parents find drawings of reader with their fave toon with disturbing writing, they moved away. Years after the studio shut down, reader comes back to know what happened and how their seemingly innocent toon came to life. Hcs of the first reunion and what happens next in your opinion would be much appreciated. Hope you have a nice day/night!

(I had to reread this twice because my tired ass cannot understand shit today, nothing against you! And yes, my requests are still open for the moment, i will close them temporarily around the end of January because of Global History midterms)

Befriending the Beast (HCS)

Your mother was a close friend of Joey so you were able to be in the studio while she worked

One day you found the "abomination" that everyone was talking about

You didnt see him as a monster, more of a understood creature

He was heart broken when you left and the studio shut down, he became a violent beast known as the Ink Demon

Years later when you returned to see if your friend was still alive, you came face to face with him at the ink machine. You weren't that scared, just hoping Bendy would remember you

He did remember you, although it took him a second to recognize you as it's been 20 years since he last saw you

As soon as he got through the boards on the doorway to the Ink Machine, he picked you up bridal style and took you down to his lair

He loves it when he gets to touch you, or you touch him. He only touched others to harm or kill them

This lanky boy loves snuggles

If your watching a movie, he will crawl on top of you and smother you, just because he loves you

Gets protective when you are in harms way, covers your small frame with his larger one

Does not forgive himself if he accidentally harms you in a fit of rage, he will want to avoid you but you convince him otherwise

Approves of you and him vandalizing Wilson's posters and Alice's cutouts

Gives you small gifts from time to time

Doesn't like leaving you alone, but if he has to he will leave you with Sammy or in his lair

He also enjoys engaging in conversations with you often, getting to hear your angelic voice fills him with love

Overall, just a very happy boi when your around

(I'm getting back into writing stuff, been busy with school lately but I should have some more free time as the month goes on. I prefer writing headcanons as i can pump them out quicker unlike oneshots or series'. My inbox is open for the time being so feel free to leave some requests in there or just say hi! I am getting to my other requests, I have 3-4 more after this one currently to do.)

[fluffypotatey]

*kicks down door*

ANY HEADCANONS AND/OR THOUGHTS ABOUT OUR LADY AND SAVIOR MEI DRAGON!?  👀 👀 👀

so

i had a whole fucking list. i was on fire. AND THEN MY PAGE REFRESHED AND NOW ITS GONE T^T

let’s do this one more time:

Mei has a complicated relationship with her family

not that she hates them. no she loves them. truly

but sometimes she wishes she did hate them because maybe she’d be able to stomach their disappointment and disapproval better than she currently does

because while her love for them feels unconditional and on instinct, her parents’ feel like an indefinite list of conditions that Mei will never complete perfectly at the expense of their acceptance of how she lives her life

and it’s not like she’s dependent on their approval, but living in a house that acts more like a museum does a lot on a kid’s psyche when all they want to do is roughhouse and stick their hands in the dirt and paint on the walls

so she learned very quick that her definition of herself did not coincide with her parents. though the unsolicited advice and backhanded comments did enough to cement that

and she did her best to tell herself that her worth does not need to rely on her parents’ approval but the self talk didn’t really improve until she moved out

(personal hc that she moved out of the house after high school because of her feeling stifled at home. she lives in a studio apartment probably. somewhere close where she can work on her bike. mostly bc idk the vibes i got from 1x03 was that she only ever visited home when her parents ask her to house sit now. like they’re all avoiding the huge issue and the parents maybe realize that Mei needs her space, so think that asking her to house sit helps keep that distance and gives Mei her agency. idk that’s what i personally gathered)

also her social media fame can be pointed to her posting updates and trio videos of her working on her bike and implementing ways to incorporate her own magic into it

(there are so many trial videos of her trying to find a way to make her magic compatible with the bike. every new trial is Mei being like “ok so THIS time we won’t mess with the engine but what about the wheels :3”

eventually, the trial videos are just her live streaming and you can see a scrawl of comments of unsolicited advice, people being like “Mei’s at it again”, or just bets on the trial’s success)

with her claim to fame, Mei used to to help give her some interest in being selected for races (which she excels at)

she also branches out from just showing her workshopping on her bike. she does gameplays, react videos, and fashion videos

she meets MK at a Monkey Mech tournament

they play against each other in the semi-finals and Mei ends up winning the tournament but the two clicked so well that MK invited her over to Pigsy’s Noodles to celebrate and they have been inseparable since

also, last one:

Mei had admirable the dragon sword king before it ever chose her

it held so much history for her clan. it was held by heroic ancestors that Mei has looked up to since she was little. and she had longed to hold it since the first day her parents showed it to her

and then it chose her. it found her worthy to be the next wielder. it thought she was deserving enough to be someone the clan could depend on to protect them. that her distaste in the sterile walls and floors was not a dealbreaker, or her passion for things on the opposite side of what her parents wanted from her was okay enough

and that all i have rn off the top of my head. i love her <3333

[radmule]

I'm still in middle (or rather, start?) of watching the new Amazon Fallout series, sadly am chewing through it on slower pace, as I need to foremost finish my thesis and Uni work. Already have few things on my mind that I'd love to discuss in future, will try to keep remembering them until I finish watching it all :P

...anyway, I am horrified of the god awful discussion that's happening right now over on Twitter?? Some souls might remember my old post about Ulysses and my rookie experience with Fallout fans on Facebook before joining Tumblr, and how I couldn't grasp the sometimes mean-spirited or genuienly stupid takes people have on the games. Felt like these "faithful fans" stayed on FB but... nope, alot of them are supposedly dwelling Twitter now aswell. After on one single Fallout article there, my feed is now full of posts straight out of 2015 and HOOOLY CHRIST. All these 100% Fallout fans who sound like they play the games with flaps on eyes and ears, or that make you question why do they even -like- the games in the first place. Genuienly feel delirious from reading few of the comments and I really hope the discussion is gonna soon settle in direction of the show's story, rather than politics, made-up drama and "why the protagonist does not have big juicy butt like my Sole Survivor".

In the middle of this sh*tshow though, came across a post from Bethesda Studio Design Director claiming Nate is one of the soldiers from FO1 opening, that's laughing on his collegue killing bunch of people. He eventually retracted from it, as people were genuienly pissed Nate is now canonically (?) a big piece of sh*t person approving of warcrimes, but honestly... while these big-brained-on-paper-but-outside-kinda-eh retcons are not my cup of tea, Beth making one of their protagonists a living representation of everything wrong with Old World America (and actually using it in the game as a narrative) would be the most boldest, craziest and probably interesting thing they'd narratively done with Fallout. But alas, we never got it (thought the person behind this post claims him being the soldier in the vid was one of "headcanons" he had during FO4 develpment).

[illustars-light-comic]

“THANK YOU ILLUSTAR WE WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT”

*an Ask-Blog dedicated to the band Starveil and it’s individual members, and their goals and wishes*

Welcome to the concert hall! Located in a hushed forests of a state called Illustar. This concert hall is the home to the greatest band known to man Starveil. Even if the state is hidden from the rest of the world, thoes to know Starveil know true dedication and love to music.

Meet the Crew [all available for asks]

The Band members consist of 4 individuals, all closely known to many other characters in the story. These are the main characters.

Mintymug Latte [Protagonist and Lead Singer]

Darwin Latte [ Secondary Protagonist, Husband of Minty and Secondary Singer]

Vincent “Vinny” Whippette [ Mintys cousin and Lead Guitarist]

Valentine V.C Rosewater [ Mintys childhood girlfriend and Drummer]

Ivan and Lace Latte [Minty and Darwin’s children]

Roman and Sugar Rosewater [ Valentines children]

Pepper and Chiffon Whippette [ Vinny’s children]

Nasty people that have tried to breakdown the bands reputation can be seen wondering the state causing chaos or harm to those loving the band. Many hold personal vendetta towards the band. These are the villains.

Matiás Hernandez [Mintys First Ex Owner of a casino near the Starveil studio]

Flint Cañello [ Mintys second ex and active owner of catering company dedicated to Starveil]

Andrew Jacks [ Mintys Last Ex and radio host dedicated to slandering Emo and rock music]

Cavalier Hernandez [ Mat’s Husband and casino worker, active impersonator for band slander]

RULES OF THE BLOG

While my blog is for a more mature audience, it is separate from my NSFW content and SFW content, and any NSFW content will be hosted on different platforms to avoid younger audiences to see. I don’t allow any instigating of NSFW questions and scenarios, will block heavily if questions arise for NSFW content.

I hold my characters deeply and value their characterization, I do not allow anybody to dictate or change my content for their needs. Of you don’t like the way a character interacts I apologize but I will not bend backwards to change it.

I hold my project deeply to my heart but I am a content creator second, student first, I will not allow rushing or demand of fast content to be made on my personal well-being. I will do what I can to share my silly guys with you but be patient.

While I allow long scenarios a some Magic Anon questions I don’t allow scenarios where the story stops focusing on what I want you to tell. Respect when I say I ask for certain engagement.

My ocs have connections and history to each other and I don’t wish to eras that, I engage in doing alternate universe scenarios with them but canon is canon here, headcanons will be taken lightly or not taken at all depending. Don’t ask me to make proship or borderline illegal changes to my characters. Respect their family tree and connections to each other

I allow self shipping and system interjects but I will cease permissions if things get to the point where I am uncomfortable seeing any interactions I don’t approve of.

Please don’t make nsfw fan art of the children coded characters or nsfw art of the band members families together, I’m very choosy on nsfw fan art as a whole and request it’s not made.

I’m 20+ I don’t owe explanations to a block if you break the rules or disrespect my work, end of story.

If you make fan art I’d love to see! Tag the blog or my main @inkbite-arts and you’ll see it there!

If I need to address things I’ll break and use Mun Ghost, as well as using it if I am not playing any characters and answering questions alone.

FAQ

“Aren’t these cuphead ocs?”

No. They use to be but I decided to create something new and original for my own university thesis. The object heads you see are classed and categorized. I’ll make charts soon to share what lore they have.

“Will there be any animations to the story?”

Hopefully so, we have voice actors and comic boards ready but I’m only one person so it will take as long as it needs to

“Who is related to who?”

Soon enough I’ll make a chart dedicated to the relationships of each character

“Do I know [insert character here]”

Most likely! Most of the characters have been around for years and some have been given or traded to me and they now coexist with the story.

“Minty seems familiar”

He should be! He’s been my mascot and sona for many years, if you remember me from my old days hello! Hopefully the change to minty is a pleasant one to see!

“What do we call you?”

Fangs/Ghost, any questions not applicable to character interactions can be answered by Mun Ghost [me]

Refs and Lore [will update]

Mintys ref

Darwin’s ref

Vinny’s ref

Val’s ref

Logos and Props

Species sheet

Illustar State Map and Brochure

Mats ref

Flints ref

Andrew’s ref

Cavs ref

The family tree

Toy house Folder

The voices

Thank you for reading, if you want to see my other content my main blog is @inkbite-arts

I hope you enjoy the concert. [Mun Ghost]

[goldeneyedgirl]

I know you have so many projects to work on, but I was just reading that fic you posted here where alice is kind of a witch (??) and jasper kind of kills her in the end (i forgot the title I'm sorry 😭) and I was thinking about how I think that one version of alice fits so much my idea of highschooler human alice and even the way her relationship with jasper starts. And all of that just to say: how do you picture a completely average human high school version of the cullens? Honestly, even as humans, I don't think that weirdos could ever be average.

Hi Anon!

The Dark and the Unknown! I'm actively working on it as we speak (it's being very difficult).

I absolutely love coming up with ordinary versions of the Cullens so I am obsessed with this question. I think any version of the Cullen family as they are in canon is going to be Weird, but being human makes it a little less obvious.

I will say that for me, one of the defining human-Cullen interpretations has to be Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse (tragically unfinished but one of the best Jalice fics online), so that has probably coloured some of my personal headcanons.

Strap yourself in, it's going to be long.

I'm working from the idea the family are Exactly As Presented in canon: Carlisle and Esme adopted a bunch of teenagers who then promptly hooked up with each other, with Edward being the first adoption, then Emmett, then Alice, and then the acquisition of Esme's twin niece and nephew. Obviously the ages of when they were acquired by Carlisle and Esme have to be fudged a little to make this work.

family stuff.

There is 0 chance that Esme and Carlisle (who I'm estimating are in their 30s because it's highly unlikely they would be approved for that combination of kids in their early 20s) would be paying out of pocket for five Ivy League educations plus dorm and books (approx 300k per student for undergrad). Without hundreds of years to build their wealth, Carlisle and Esme Normal Wealthy, not Batman Villain Wealthy.

I think Esme and Carlisle would want to teach a good work ethic, and set the kids up for success as adults. College would be an unspoken expectation because of white privilege and their wealth, but Esme and Carlisle would also accept a post high school plan that was realistic and researched. I also think Carlisle and Esme would be big on community service and volunteering, and not letting the kids just lie around during the summer.

Esme would have a small office/studio to run her architecture/interiors business out of, and she juggles work with running the household, and tries to give the kids more responsibility now that they're getting older. Carlisle would work long hours, but emphasise the importance of family time when he's off work - one of the reasons they go camping so often.

edward.

Edward is very literary and a bit pretentious. He reads the classics and has strong opinions and thinks that a lot of trends and pop culture is beneath him. He's the one wearing sweater vests and button downs to school - with a leather satchel - and his notebooks are all moleskines.

He thinks he's very artistic and spends a lot of time writing poetry and music for the piano, and pining for someone to understand him. He is insanely self-conscious about his appearance - especially his skin - and kind of awkward around his peers. He's not nearly as religiously coded as a human, but is determined to prove to Carlisle that he was worth the hassle of the adoption.

His best subjects are English Lit, Music, and European History. His co-curricular is probably the school play, where he plays piano. He's a nightmare to drag out of bed in the morning, and he tends to be very bossy with his family because he's been with the Cullens the longest. He's closest to Alice, but I see him actually getting along with Ben, Eric, and Angela at school. I think he'd kind of want to be friends with Jacob but try to be cool about it and come off as a snob. Edward cannot stand Rose or Jasper.

Edward would have been attracted to Bella's standoffish attitude when she arrived; the long-suffering thing is something he understands (he lives with four 'siblings' and only two bathrooms). They bond over classic novels and feeling out of place with their peers and whilst they get a little dramatic, they're very happy with each other.

bella.

We know teenage Bella but if she and Edward were humans together? Oof. Bella is starry-eyed over Edward from Day One, but knows how to hide it - she realizes that would put Edward off pretty fast.

I think Jacob and Bella would be quite close from her arrival in Forks, but Bella would be kind of on the fringes of her social set for all of high school. I also like to think that Jacob has his own friends and girlfriend, and doesn't spend his high school years pining after Bella.

I cannot see Bella and Alice being close friends in an all-human universe because Alice isn't starved for friends in this world, and Bella's got less of a reason to get her on side when immortality isn't the prize. I think they get along and hang out but they just don't have enough in common. I think Bella would irritate the shit out of Rose, getting caught asking too many questions about the family around school.

Bella would absolutely get pregnant before graduation. Edward has less religious hangups plus a contemporary upbringing... yeah, Ness was an accident. But Edward would definitely want to marry Bella before they went to college - I can definitely see Edward turning down Ivy League to stay with Bella at a public university.

emmett.

Emmett is sport like Ken is beach. I feel like Emmett plays two sports every season, probably coaches a kiddie league on the weekends, has a summer boy scout troupe, and works delivering pizzas after school. He loves the outdoors, loves activity. His grades are not great, honestly, but he does his best and he passes. He's definitely the student whispering if anyone did the homework and could he just... have a quick look two minutes before class starts. Emmett's one of those people who just has a lot of friends, though he would claim his best friend is either Edward or Jasper.

He's extremely popular because he's so friendly, and he's the kind of kid that adults go "Emmett Cullen doesn't sleep til noon on a Saturday. He's already coached two first grade basketball games and washed his mom's care by 10am." (Esme would look at them, unamused, and explain that she literally keeps two water jugs in the upstairs bathroom: one to wake up Edward and one to wake up Emmett.)

Emmett is also almost always the source of alcohol at high school parties, and makes the best fake I.Ds in the county. Charlie Swan knows it's Emmett, he just has no tangible proof. Yet.

Emmett has very little trauma due to being adopted, and definitely sees being a Cullen as winning the life lottery. He's the heart and soul of the family, and tends to use that to get out of any serious trouble.

I think that Rose and Jasper probably joined the family around age 12ish, and Emmett was probably smitten with Rose from first sight, and made a bit of a fool of himself and annoyed Rose for a few weeks before he relaxed and was just himself. He was naturally accepting of her boundaries, respectful, and the appropriate amount of protective over her when needed. I actually think Rose and Emmett got together after Alice and Jasper, probably around Freshman year. I know it's common that they are the pair that have the on-again, off-again dramatics, but I don't see it - perfect match. Emmett takes jokes about him dumping Rose for a cheerleader with 0 humor and shoots down any female - or male - that tries to flirt with him.

His best subjects are Gym and Chemistry. He's really easy-going and I can see him opting for a state university close to Rose because she has such strong preferences for her education. He gets along really well with the guys on the Res, hangs out there a lot, and is definitely a big brother figure for Seth after Harry's heart attack. He'd probably want to study something like video game design on a football scholarship in college.

rose.

Rose would not be a popular cheerleader. I need that out there. She has no interest in the social aspect, no interest in the culture of cheerleading, and has tunnel vision about her college plans.

I see Rose having a very type-A high school experience - all her classes are AP or college credit, she volunteers at the hospital in the summer (pediatrics), she runs a study group for STEM subjects because Forks High won't let her start a full-on robotics club, she's a member of the cross country team, and she works after school at Esme's office until she gets a job at a garage. She is utterly humorless about her grades, and she's going to be valedictorian, get into an Ivy League (ideally MIT, but she's flexible) on at least one decent scholarship.

And she makes it all look completely effortless. Meanwhile, she's still got a lot of baggage and trauma from before she joined the Cullen family, she's got a lot of anger, and she's just determined to rise about it without really dealing with it in a healthy way; Esme and Carlisle are terrified she's going to put all this work in, only to burn out before she makes it to college.

She intimidates the shit out of her classmates, and I feel like her closest friends at school would be, like, two other intense overachieving girls. She catches Bella trying to get gossip about the family from other students, and hates her from that moment on because Rose hates feeling like she's not normal. She knows their family is weird, but she wants the world to pretend it isn't.

I think Rose would actually become good friends with Leah Clearwater when she meets them via Emmett, and that she's insanely popular over at the Res with the boys because of her interest and knowledge in cars; between Rose, Jacob, and Sam, there is no car that they cannot get running again. I also think that Rose would stay in touch with Vera throughout their lives.

Rose and Edward hate each other with the fire of a thousand suns; Edward resents that Rose isn't grateful to Esme and Carlisle for taking her in because she should be honored (projecting just a little); Rosalie thinks that Edward is spoiled and has the self-awareness of a shoe-box and resents how treasured he is by the Cullens, but family therapy was just kind of a lot of yelling, so there's a mutual Cold War in the household.

Rose is also the most competent cook out of all the kids, but resents the fuck out of everyone when she's the one that the responsibility of cooking falls to on night's when the kids are cooking. The others learned fast that they had to participate or face her wrath.

Jasper and Rose are close in the way that siblings who have gone through something terrible together are, but their trauma is so different that it's hard for them to always related to the other. Emmett is Rosalie's foundation, her tether, and the person she hears no matter what. To the outsider, she seems like an ice-cold, controlling girlfriend but even when she's researching her college options, she's taking into account Emmett's wants and needs with those decisions. Rose feels so deeply that it makes her vulnerable so she hides it.

jasper.

I feel like before Forks, Jasper would have become very acquainted with drugs to cope with his past, and Carlisle and Esme had to intervene majorly - and that might have been one of the reasons that they decided to relocate the family to Forks. So like, now weed is his one vice to stay calm and get through the day, and he's pretty transparent with Esme, Emmett, and Alice about his smoking because of his previous addiction.

Jasper would be very quiet, and kind of just loom behind Alice at all times - I think 90% of the time, he'd have earbuds in. But he'd have a nasty temper and would definitely get into more than one fight, especially if someone said anything negative about Rose or Alice. And Jasper doesn't pick fights he won't win. He's kind of seen as the problem child of the family by the local gossips, even though Charlie Swan thinks that Jasper's a hell of a lot less trouble than Emmett. Charlie is, of course, totally incorrect as Jasper is the co-conspirer behind the fake I.D.s Emmett supplies, and has supplied a few parties with weed when he's feeling generous.

He absolutely got blackout drunk at a few parties before he quit drinking. He's kind of a sad and angry drunk, so it was for the best.

Jasper pretty much attached himself to Alice from his first day in the Cullen house, and they were definitely the first two to get together - Jasper has simped for Alice since he was 12, and has no plans to stop at any point. She's his favourite person, his best friend, and he's happy when she's happy, so he'll go to Homecoming, to the Winter Ball, to Spring Fling, Prom, anything to make her smile. He'll attend the school play every night because Alice designed the costumes.

At school, Jasper is the perpetual 'so smart, knows the material, puts 0 effort in'; he loves arguing with his teachers, and can turn a class into a three ring circus with minimal effort, but likes to save that for a couple of times a semester. He's the kind of asshole who shows up to finals, gets a perfect score, but hasn't handed in a single piece of homework. He's not really big on making friends, but he kind of does peripherally through Emmett and Alice. He'd argue his best friend is Peter, and they stay in touch for life. But he and Emmett get along great and are as close as bio brothers (even if Emmett cheerfully threatened to beat the shit out of him the first time he got caught with his hand up Alice's shirt.) Jasper definitely goes surfing at La Push and considers it meditative.

He and Edward have a frustrating relationship because of how much attention Jasper's struggles got him from Carlisle and Esme; Edward was jealous of how easily Carlisle told Jasper he was proud of him, and how Jasper was standoffish to Carlisle when he'd just been given the thing Edward craves more than anything. Carlisle also has an interest in history, and he and Jasper have long discussions about that together. Jasper finds Edward immature and spoiled but tries to keep the peace for Alice's sake.

He's most interested in American History and Technology. His co-curricular would be AV Club, but he really only shows up when they're pitching in for the school play. I definitely see Esme and Carlisle insisting he gets a job during the summer, and it would be something like helping run movies in the park during the summer, or working at the Forks Historical Society on Saturdays. He has no real plans for college, but I can see Jasper being one of those assholes who just gets a full ride to a really good school for reasons that are a mystery to everyone else.

alice.

Alice would be the most noticeable weirdo; I can see Alice being an Art Kid, and joining the school play just to design and make costumes, plus she wears a lot of homemade and customized clothing to school, as well as detailed make-up. But she's definitely up for joining clubs and socialising; I can't see her being a cheerleader because of the time commitment, but maybe doing ballet or gymnastics. Maybe a language club? And a photography club?

She's one of those people that just considers everyone a friend; I wouldn't be surprised if Esme and Carlisle had meetings to be like "no, Alice isn't ADHD. She's been tested, she's just high energy." I think she gets along really well with Jessica, kind of overwhelms Angela, and has a kind of Cold War of politeness going with Lauren. She's really welcoming to Bella and enthusiastic about her and Edward, but they don't have a ton in common so it's the odd movie night/sleepover when Bella's over at the Cullens.

Alice would be the peace-keeper between Edward and Rose and Jasper because she can translate Edward's dramatics into something tolerable for the others. She and Rose aren't super close, but they get along okay, and go shopping together often. Alice and Emmett probably have the most traditionally typical brother-sister relationship.

Alice seems a lot more innocent than she is, and that's partially her lack of memories from her childhood. She's very, very protective of Jasper in a subtle way; if he's drinking or getting high, she's staying by his side stone-cold sober, and she's definitely started at least one fight when someone said something about Jasper's scars. I think she'd have a lot of guilt over not being able to help Jasper with his addictions more than she did, even though she was a kid.

She's also the financial manager of Jasper and Emmett's little I.D. enterprise, and is definitely the sneakiest in the family - I think Alice would have a klepto streak as a human, and definitely be the one that knew her way around a lock-pick.

Her best classes would be Art, Economics, and maybe Forensics? She'd have no interest in English Lit or Sciences, but she'd get okay marks across the board - she's highly motivated if Carlisle is offering to pay them for As. She'd be looking at Parsons, Pratt, or RISD for college; maybe NYU. She'd have numerous jobs because Forks doesn't really have the kind of stores she'd aspire to work in, but I figure she negotiates selling accessories online with Carlisle and Esme instead of a traditional job. She'd volunteer to work on all the elementary school, middle school, and church plays.

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I thin that's everything? I hope that's what you were looking for anon, but I had such a good time thinking about all this!

[silverhallow]

I had an idea I want to share with you.

What if Benedict gives Sophie a birthday crown? She probably had no one even remember her birthday other than the servants who raised her.

Could you imagine if Violet or Lady Danbury discovers the gift?

I think it would be a sign to either of them how serious their relationship had become but also bittersweet for both. Both don't have the person they want to make crowns for.

I don't think either would fully object but realize that they better start coming up with a back story or be worried about it all ending in heart break.

How do you think Benedict would decorate Sophie's crown?

Oh my god, Nonnie, I love this idea so much.

It’s my Headcanon that Sophie’s birthday is actually after they get together and Benedict spends ages trying to find out when it is because she won’t actually tell him.

I know I normally go with a March or June birthday for Sophie but I actually think canon Sophie is likely to be a Scorpio so between 23rd October and 24th November because Scorpios are loyal, smart, shrewd and stoic. They stand by their beliefs, and they don’t crave anyone else’s approval and are strong, enigmatic, independent characters who crackle with an intensity and charisma that makes them un-ignorable. For all of that power though, they often remain un-knowable to others, because they guard themselves and their private lives fiercely.. Which basically sums up our Queen…

So… back to your question…

I feel Sophie never celebrated her birthday really, sure her father used to give her a gift but all she wanted was his attention and it was usually given to her via the servants as he kept his distance from her.

When Araminta came into the picture Sophie never even saw the gift as Rosamund would have it away immediately promising to deliver it herself to Sophie… and just keeping it.

So by the time she’s a Bridgerton, she’s had 20 something years of not really celebrating her birthday so she doesn’t see why she should change the habit of a lifetime.

But her husband is determined to find out and make the day the best possible day ever, but she was keeping quiet, even Mrs Crabtree couldn’t find out.

Until one day a letter arrives for him at Bridgerton House, Anthony sends it on and Benedict is startled to find out its from a Mrs Gibbons, who was writing to Mr Bridgerton after finally finding time to write to him from underneath the watchful eye of her employer, and informs him that Sophie’s birthday is October 31st and that she had a particular fondness for Marzipan sweets.

Triumphant, Benedict decides that he and Sophie will head to London for her birthday, without letting on that he knows it is her birthday,

But he spends the time in his art studio carefully crafting Sophie’s birthday crown, determined for it to be perfect and hides it in his trunk with his things for when they get to London.

He told the family not to go overboard so as not to overwhelm her about everything but his surprise is ruined by little Neddy running forward the moment Benedict and Sophie arrive in London and at Bridgerton House and saying he’s excited for her birthday party.

Sophie looks at her husband in horror and shock as he just grins sheepishly at her as Kate and Anthony apologise profusely.

Benedict explains that it’s not a party but a family dinner and he knows that her birthday is 31st October as he got a letter and Sophie is shocked to find out that Mrs Gibbons reached out to him.

He promises that if she hates it then next year they will just spend the day in bed at their cottage, pretending it’s not passed but he wants to try just once, showing Sophie what a birthday should be like.

Sophie agrees to give it a go.

So on the morning of her birthday, she awakes and finds herself alone in bed and she’s very confused but no sooner had she gone to get out of bed, does Benedict come through the door with a heavily laden tray telling her to get back into bed.

She looks at him but does as she is told and settles herself back in, Benedict places the breakfast tray over her lap with all her favourite things and nestled a top of everything is a neatly decorated paper crown.

“It’s a family tradition, we make one every year on a birthday and the person’s who’s birthday it is wears it all day…” he explains as he shows her the silver, green and blue designs.

It was a bit of their story on top of the crown, the colours swirled together, little silver and blue baubles on it and Sophie had tears in her eyes as Benedict tied it around her head and for the first time ever she’s pleased it was her birthday.

At the dinner party that night, when she comes downstairs the family oo and aww’d at her crown as they gave her their gifts.

Lady Danbury who had been invited along beamed tearfully as she remembered her own crown and Violet smiling as she saw the love and adoration between her second son and his wife and just how happy Sophie was.

By the time all the gifts were given Sophie was a crying mess and she’s apologising to everyone because she doesn’t normally cry so much, only for Violet to nonchalantly say “it’s okay dear, I was the same on my birthday when I was pregnant…”

Only for Benedict to drop his glass, Sophie spluttered as she’d not even told Benedict yet and had planned to tell him that evening when they retired…

So Sophie's birthday turned into an extra big celebration and Sophie had to admit by the time the night was over, the Bridgerton’s really did know how to celebrate a birthday.

[rip-quizilla]

Eddie Munson would have been a fucking weeb: headcanons:

Eddie would be a huge Studio Ghibli fan. Probably has a tattoo of No-Face somewhere. Howl was his bi awakening.

Eddie would say his favorite anime was something classic and respectable like Cowboy Beebop or Evangelion, but his comfort watches would all be slice of life shows where the smart, unassuming self-insert male protagonist gets a tsundere girlfriend by the end of the season.

Eddie would think Eren Yeager was completely justified. He wouldn't approve- but he would be like "I mean, his plan solves a lot of problems..."

He would Naruto-run for the sole purpose of embarrassing you.

He would be the guy who goes "Well, in the manga-" every chance he gets. Because he will ALWAYS read the manga.

He wants to call it Boku no Hero Academia, but calls it My Hero like everyone else because he doesn't want to seem pretentious.

He cries every time he watches the Digimon Movie.

[cheesybadgers]

I'm back with more thoughts on the psychological aspect of this, because there's something I've been noticing whilst looking for gifs on blogs focused on this show and these characters. A lot of the accounts who are now aggressively in favour of the canon ship and aggressively against the popular non-canon ship have actually switched allegiance within a matter of weeks/months of the show confirming the canon ship 😂

If you scroll through their tags, they were excitedly and obsessively talking about their hopes and wants for the non-canon ship in the same way fans of that ship do now. They have done sudden and full 180s to the point of now thinking fans of the non-canon ship (the same non-canon ship they were literally fans of themselves in April) are toxic bullies who don't care about or understand the characters and are all actually homophobic (an argument I've seen with my own eyes).

And I think, ironically, it's because they need to latch onto the safety and security of a canon ship in the way so much of fandom does these days. Why root for the longstanding non-canon ship that might not 'win' and your headcanons might be proven wrong when you can support something with less substance but officially approved by the TV execs and showrunners (who have the final word on canon)?

I've seen this kind of thing before...albeit the example I'm thinking about off the top of my head wasn't a canon ship (it was DinCobb FYI) but PP shared fan art of the ship on his Instagram and suddenly, fic writers who only exclusively wrote and read female reader insert fics in the PP fandom were falling over themselves to write and support DinCobb fics (before the hype for the ship died down once there was no new canon content, anyway). Because god forbid you take interest in a ship if it hasn't been given the stamp of approval by one of the actors.

And the funny thing is, in the fandom this post is about, the same people who have literally jumped ship because one became canon and the other hasn't (so far) are making viral posts along the lines of "Not every ship has to become canon, you know". I've witnessed that from accounts with usernames and avatars relating to the canon ship I'm talking about here ffs lolol.

Don't get me wrong, supporting and wanting more canonical representation in general isn't a bad thing (I've argued in a separate unrelated post about how fandom is predisposed to prefer subtext to text and how that's not necessarily a good thing), but this pathological moralising of shipping preferences, the deference to canon and corporate studios to the point of sucking all the fun out of fandom spaces because you need to be the most 'right' about which characters get to kiss, the disapproval of the concept of multi-shipping, rarepairs and crackships, the running to the actors/writers on social media every 5 minutes either to harass or seek their validation? That ain't it.

Tfw you don't want to remotely be part of any fandom drama, but you can't look away from the absolute car crash carnage unfolding around you 😂 I don't want to say I've never seen anything like it, because, let's be real, I have...just in different guises. But I don't think shipping wars have ever really been a huge part of the issues I've personally dealt with in past fandoms. Not beyond the usual level that is always going to exist to some extent, anyway.

But the firefighter show? Holy fucking shit. And the hilarious/frightening thing is a lot of it isn't even over a main character. It's over a bit-part guy they resurrected from three flashback episodes multiple seasons ago, who basically only came back to confirm a main character was bisexual and that's about it so far. I've no idea if there'll be more of him in the next season, but currently, that is how things stand and he had about 10 minutes of screentime in the last season. It was a nice and long overdue development for the main character, but there isn't much substance to their relationship as of yet and it's possible there never will be (as is tradition with a lot of love interests on this show). We just don't know as of now.

Then there are the issues of a) the side character actor charging fans on Instagram to make videos talking about their show/ship theories, which might have started out in good faith and an income revenue for the actor, but it only made fans of the canon ship more rabid and entitled and fuelled the war with the popular non-canon ship, and b) one of the show's writers was responding to DMs from fans and got so much abuse/flack in the end that he felt the need to talk about it in an interview saying the fandom had broken his trust by sharing the DMs around (although, really, I have to wonder what he expected) and it had never been so ugly. These two issues absolutely have not helped the situation and I severely question their judgement for getting so involved in the first place. As I said the other day, the fourth wall is there to protect everyone. Don't abuse it.

I've been following all of this from a psychological point of view more than anything tbh, because it's as fascinating as it is horrifying. I only started watching the show a couple of months ago and as much as I've fallen for one character/ship in particular, I had to quickly accept this is not a space I'm going to be able to get involved with too deeply for the sake of my own sanity, especially when the next season starts airing in September, but I also can't look away, even when I probably should lol. Because yikes doesn't even begin to cover it.....