#not the sibling

[hannahbananya]

Evil versions of the main cast siblings be like…

Alcryst: My parents had me because if they hadn’t, then their only legacy would’ve been Diamant and that would’ve been a tragedy.

Céline: Wish my brother would hurry up and die so I can inherit the throne. Also tea is gross.

Timerra: Everyone tells me I’m an amazing singer, but I’m honestly too shy to sing in front of a crowd. Also I’m vegan.

Hortensia: I hate it when people call me cute. I just want to be left alone and not draw attention to myself.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ��for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[prxnce07]

Eyeliner ♦️

[atinymexicanbird]

Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

[smallpwbbles]

On my Ark siblings nonsense, giving them peak sibling interaction from Lilo and stitch

[blahaj-blazt]

18 and 23 by the way

[parientou]

big brother duties are never over

[mori3322]

why dis look

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[mellofi]

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

[demaparbat-hp]

Arsonist's Lullaby

[malinastharlock]

Dungeon Meshi x Edmund Blair Leighton

Art by: felixoesinghaus

[sleepy-cone]

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

...

Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

...

Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

...

Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

...

Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

[lialocke]

The longer thing I’m working on is taking a while so here’s a thing that took like barely any time.

Also did I subconsciously steal this joke from somewhere? It felt too easy, like I didn’t earn it.