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red-rover-au · 10 months ago

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Read my fic, their terrible family is fun I prommy

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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mooneln0ne · 7 months ago

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cobylu + kitty

#one piece #monkey d luffy #coby one pice #koby one pice #cobylu #kobylu #moonel.doodle #salmonella sighting in the wild

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months ago

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I will do everything in my power to get salmonella.

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #a diet consisting entirely of raw cookie dough and his only hobby is catching wild reptiles and not washing his hands #he wants to be the first angel to get salmonella

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thevoiceofdesertbluffs · 11 months ago

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fish want me, women fear me

#goosey rambles #fish #hiiii #so salmon salmonella isn't new but #Shaun S. Murphey and The Rainbow Trout are. smiles #the s stands for Sturgeon btw #anyways. good Christmas #ignore my lack of sheets rn they are just getting cleaned but #::]#salmon salmonella tag #shaun s. murphey tag #trombone trout tag

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sudo-armor · 2 years ago

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been watching a friend play the re4 remake 👍

#bro definitely has salmonella but ig that’s the least of his worries #leon kennedy #re4 #re4 remake #resident evil #resident evil 4 #knight draws

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scoriarose · 1 month ago

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She came up with a new activity

#snake #snakes #Hognose #hognoses #pets #In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket #So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck #to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it #she was going a bit before I started recording #she comes up with silly fun activities #i should let her play with the hammock again #it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down #and it was like a weird elevator parachute game #i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them #We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball #I misunderstood a few times #she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister #she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses #i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted #i suppose it helps she likes kisses too #when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her #I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her #she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it #Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this #I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her #I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella #But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean #They are princesses #And know it

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fuzzyminte · 4 months ago

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figures and friends !!! in multiple dimensions!

#epithet erased #naven nuknuk #trixie roughhouse #ee naven #ee trixie #molly and giovanni too but they’re just figures #these were fun to draw !! fun speech bubble stuff too #naven: its okay to risk a little salmonella.. go on.. you know you want to #fuzzy arte

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mapsontheweb · 5 months ago

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As of June 5, 2024, Fresh Start Produce Sales Inc. has recalled whole cucumbers. 196 documented cases of Salmonella have been linked to the whole cucumbers. This map shows where the 196 people in this Salmonella outbreak lived.

#maps #salmonella #us #2024

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daily-yanqing · 3 months ago

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(day 130) flour does actually taste good i tried it once and then i tried to eat it again but i was stopped. because of woke

#DONT EAT RAW FLOUR THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it can give you salmonella #daily yanqing #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yanqing #yanqing #yanqing hsr #day 130

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iridescent-serpent · 2 months ago

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Ough realized I forgot to upload some sketchwork I did about springtrap during a time I don’t see a lot of people drawing/using story wise

Anyways here’s good ol willy freshly springlocked and not quite so decrepit yet. May do lineart of this later may not, depends on how I feel.

Tho I may do more of this, already have a baseline idea on how to make it work

In that I’m gonna make Fredbears diner and Freddys pizzeria a ‘conjoined’ location. In that what would be the backrooms springtrap would be locked in for 30+ years instead is a gift shop that would be the connector between the two locations (that way spring boyo has a whole restaurant for himself, allowing me to not just endlessly draw the same dude in the same room)

#my art #fnaf #springtrap #william afton #fredbears family diner #gonna rework the draft map later as I want there to be more hallways on Fredbears side #so I can have a few flooded like in the OG drawing #that and make the Freddy’s side more accurate to the in-game map #funniest thing that was said by my friend about the spring pic #is them wanting to eat it and me replying that it’s not done cooking and they’d get salmonella #spring bonnie #I guess?#since it’s William in between him having a separate identity to spring Bonnie to having springtrap as his only identity

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arttsuka · 2 months ago

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you should draw fiddleford in some other outfits☺️☺️😋😋😋 (this isn’t a coverup to make my fidd obsession sweet… I swear…)

Here he is with a funky outfit :)

And here he is wearing a straight jacket (from an uncooked au I have in my mind, don't ask)

#this first drawing obliterated the back side of the paper. rip #I wanted to draw him wearing something warm and cozy but it's too warm outside for that right now #be careful what you ask for #btw this made me realize how hard it is to draw these straight jackets. how do they work?#my man needs therapy asap #ask #anonymous #gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #art #fanart #traditional art #for that au now. Stanford got sucked into the portal while Fidds was there. before Stanley managed to come #he tried to warn the town and they thought he was crazy. locked him up for a bit. society of the blind eye took things in their own hands #I don't know what else. literally so uncooked you'll get salmonella just by trying to think about it #I have so many random sniplets of aus in my mind. if I were to flesh them out I wouldn't have time to do anything else #I'm thinking about them before I sleep

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mooneln0ne · 8 months ago

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I forgot if I posted these two doodles of Salmonella

#yes thats a cobylu shipchild her name is Salmonella… Or Sally for short #one piece #monkey d luffy #coby one piece #koby one piece #cobylu #kobylu #moonel.doodle

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bittersweet-alyssum · 8 months ago

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barksbog · 2 years ago

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Her name is Salmonella

she already found a home but i still need everyone to look at her because i´m very proud of my daughter.

she has many talents:

glow in the dark

mochi minky beans

is heavy

glittery butt fur

snarfle

#salmonella is her cannon name (:#which pleases me #aardvark #plush #plushies #plushblr #handmade

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allthecanadianpolitics · 1 year ago

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As of November 17, 2023

At least 43 people in the U.S. and 19 in Canada have been infected with an outbreak strain of salmonella linked to cantaloupes, officials say. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency warns people not to eat three recalled brands of cantaloupe: Malichita, Save on Foods and Urban Fare. The recall applies to whole cantaloupes, as well as pre-cut chunks, fruit salads and platters containing the fruit.

Tagging @politicsofcanada

#cdnpoli #canada #canadian news #canadian #food recall #cantaloupe #cantaloupe recall #salmonella #salmonella outbreak

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