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pixelpaladin24 · 11 months ago
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Put everything down I've made the best fucking screenshot of Astarion ever
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This is so fucking him in one picture, P E R F E C T I O N
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Gods he's such a fucking mood istg
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lovenpeace-pkmn · 2 months ago
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Wet Bees Wednesday
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misteria247 · 3 months ago
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SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-
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THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????
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THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING
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ask-trialtale · 2 months ago
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don’t look now. theres a ten year old ghost child judging ur life choices.
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arsonistsfirefly · 2 years ago
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:)
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dcxdpdabbles · 12 days ago
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Bruce: Dick, I like you to meet Danny and his little brother Jason. They're going to be living with us for a while.
Dick: What? Why?
Danny: Bruce is hiding us from the Wolves. They wanted me to join their gang for some quick cash or be killed in the crossfire, but I knew it would lead to an early death, and I couldn't leave Jason on the streets. Not after our mom died. So I struck a deal.
Dick: What kind of deal?
Bruce: As you know, Batman and I, have a understanding -
Jason: They kiss in the moonlight.
Danny: Jay! Hush up! But it's true, we know you're dating Batman.
Dick: *Snort*
Bruce: *clearing throat* I am not dating Batman.
Jason: Sure ya ain't.
Bruce: In any case, Danny gave Batman all the information he knows about local originated crime. Not just about the Wolves but five of the major crime families controlling the streets, and I've agreed to shelter the boys until Batman and Robin can ensure their safety for this knowledge.
Dick: Really? You think Batman would have considered chatting with Robin before making such a big decision. Then again he's just a sidekick isn't he?
Danny: Hey, don't you disrespect Robin. He's the only one with heart in this stupid city.
Jason: Yeah, respect our hero, or you'll face our wrath. We're scary!
Alfred: Lads, I've made the arroz con leche that you requested. I know it's won't be as good as your mother's, but I do hope I came close.
Jason: Oh boy! *Picks up spoon*
Dick: Oh yes, I'm shaking in my boots at the threat of your wrath.
Danny: Look, Dick is it? Fitting name, by the way, I can tell you aren't happy to have us here but relax. It's only temporary. We aren't going to replace you or steal your trust fund. Besides, you won't even know we're here.
Dick glancing at Jason:
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Dick: Right. I won't notice you at all
Danny: Yeah so if you want to sneak Robin in for some fun time that's cool to-
Dick: *chockin* Excuse me!?
Bruce fighting a grin: Relax Dick, I already knew about Robin sneaking into your room last night. Do tell your boyfriend to use the front door, I'll love to meet him.
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ivycrowned · 1 year ago
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The older I get, and the more on fire the world seems to be the more I feel comforted and SEEN by Sir Terry Pratchett and Discworld.
Not because all the books are inherently comfortable so much as because they feel like someone taking you by the hand and saying; “I know. I’m just as angry about this bullshit. But we can hold hands. But the sun still rises. But hope is still important. Hope wears steel toed boots and smiles with pink and bloody teeth and will make you laugh and will make you cry. It’s not okay. But we’re in the shit together, and some day it’s gonna be less shit.”
This got away from me.
What I’m saying is, I’ve got a shovel.
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fruity-hub-blog · 3 months ago
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If I had a nickle every time there was a morally ambiguous grey haired man who always wears a business suit with a red tie and has an affinity for the Packers Football team in a kids cartoon I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
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yandereworlds · 4 months ago
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Yandere dad Negan teaching Y/N how to use a gun.
Of course, as long as you don't mind living dummies!!
If this concept interests ya'll, I'll try drawing more yandere walking dead content 😇
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atruehiro · 3 months ago
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Happy 10 Years of Big Hero 6!
November 7, 2014
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foreignbrunette · 1 month ago
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The Transformers One production designer, Jason Scheier, has answered some important questions on his posts.
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But there is one super important topic:
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The organic life on Cybertron comes from ancient asteroids, not from Quintessons. The same did happen to Earth billions of years ago when water-composed asteroids collided to our planet (which used to have lava everywhere), giving rise to life.
(Also, a curiosity: did you know that, according to Science, our water is considered an "alien" composition (comes from space) that has no form, no taste and no color but It's the only thing what we need to survive? Amazing, isn't?).
It makes a lot of sense now because this is Science and Biology. Jason thought of everything.
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lovenpeace-pkmn · 1 year ago
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Local Lightning God Reportedly "Not Terribly Enthused" To Have Several Dozen Electrovores As Houseguests
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misteria247 · 3 months ago
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Broke: Pacifica only bullies Dipper
Woke:
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They bully each other
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ask-trialtale · 2 months ago
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are you ready?
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ask-thesparedau · 9 months ago
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(1/?)
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[MUN- Hello all! As you can tell I am trying something new. From now on the storyline from before will be referenced as a ‘past event’ and the present is where asks will take place! Thank you all for patiently waiting]
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dcxdpdabbles · 15 days ago
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Bruce: Who is that? Tim: Hmm? Oh, that's Danny. He is the new custodian. Bruce: .... Tim: Something wrong? Bruce: No, no, no, he just resembles someone I know Tim: Really? Who? Bruce: I'll tell you in your office. It's not safe to speak here. Danny pretending to mop: Wasn't that the guy I saw during the Gotham Witch Trails? Yeah, I helped him escape his cell back in 1693. Oh, no, was he an actual witch???? Did I release a dark magic user upon the world while I was chasing Vlad?
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