#not the first time this happened

[mouzeinsoup]

wakey wakey

[stateofgraceanddreaming]

never look up a pairing 'as a joke'. it's never a joke for long

[justhellacesome]

I had a dream of me reading a kakaobi fanfic infornt of my grandmother then halfway I get sucked into the dream and every character was coming out of different AU portals like Im pretty sure I saw MLB dude come out with a colorful rendition of venom, Obito as a military soldier and among others i cant remember, we had a reunion and were planning a heist. But halfway through I woke up not remembering any of that until I just laid there and went into a half asleep state and somehow remembered vaguely that it connected me to the same dream but what greets me is a sniper shot that whizzes in front of me and obito hiding behind a wall as I ask him, THE PLAN IS STILL A GO?! and obito just saying OFCOURSE IT IS. and all I can do is feel panicked and grief as consciousness claws my body back to reality with the knowledge that the dream continues on even without me there.

[da-riya]

Me: "why do I feel so tired?"

*Checks clock*

Me, realising why: "Oh shit it's 1AM"

[cthulum]

I hate reading posts that teach me some very cool things. And then go to the replies for more details and learn it’s false.

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[canisalbus]

✦ Sheepstrength ✦

(An Art Fight revenge on Cerebrum_Cupcakes (from last year), featuring their warrior cats character).

[kitsuneinjapan]

Went to the bank to update my personal information. I had to fill in a document with name, birthday, address, etc.

Here comes the first mistake: I had to write my name two times, so I wrote my name in katakana and romaji. But... I was supposed to write it two times in romaji. Oh well.

Was given a new form to write EVERYTHING again.

Okay, fine.

Here comes the second mistake (lol): I had to write my working place. I forgot a line from a kanji and drew it again. Clerk: "oh, drawing a line again is not allowed" (guess what) "please fill in another (yay, yet another) form".

Me: ...

Me: okay

Japanese bureaucracy, eh

[ochiody]

so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have

[starrysillhoutte]

sirius who can faint on command and regulus who can cry on command using these to their advantage in arguments

[lieu-rey]

first meeting

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[gayestcowboy]

this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes

[xandrikart]